scp-discussion

[little magnet]

You can

[wispy walrus]

150 cal/Stick, 5 sticks

ADD FOR $6.99 >

[onyx trellis]

Yo are these guys from chatgpt

[paper lake]

150 calibre?

[foggy summit]

Did jfk kill himself?

[onyx trellis]

They move onto a random ass topic every 3 seconds

[weary crag]

does 150 calibre even exist

[thin moss]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-nowhere-dr-nowhere-desiderio-analog-horror-breathing-gif-11428032415702707359

[weary crag]

dear lord

[paper lake]

Imagine getting shot with that

[wispy walrus]

color or colour?

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/journalism-gif-2616940092535549106

how it must feel

[paper lake]

Colour

[tawny relic]

and these people got butthurt when i posted ai scp sl

[foggy summit]

Jfk did not hang himself in his prison cell in dallas

[thin moss]

"bang"

[onyx trellis]

✌️

[short kernel]

Because it's sloppish ass

[foggy summit]

Don't believe thr mainstream media

[glass pilot]

Guy what if they added a drill to SL and you could cut people open

[paper lake]

Dallas?

[little magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-peace-gif-10549939500999441284

[onyx trellis]

We got talking from politics of the Middle East to jfk getting shot bravo scp discussion larpers

[weary crag]

they should add a chainsaw

hear me out

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-dallas-rain-umbrella-gif-26793870

[little magnet]

Csm reference?

[weary crag]

you just run around like bubba

[glass pilot]

Read my suggestions biatches

[wispy walrus]

PLasma Door drill

[fierce lynx]

scp!

[thin moss]

no

[foggy summit]

No

[weary crag]

so it's just immedite death if you get hit by it?

I don't think that's a good idea

[little magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/miles-morales-spiderman-my-own-thing-nah-gif-1880788394231438949

[weary crag]

I mean skeleton was like that with it's BS choke

[foggy summit]

What test are you

[weary crag]

are you

[glass pilot]

yes but

[weary crag]

are you

[tawny relic]

and now they fantasize about gettin shot

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-i-give-you-the-wag-the-finger-wag-gif-13733000

[weary crag]

coming to the tree

they say they hung a man

they say he murdered three

[little magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-yavuz-karaeski-emanch-gif-16779448078129635637

Skeleton really out here like:

[glass pilot]

It makes you super slow when ya have it revved

[foggy summit]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/my-veins-pump-pizza

[amber bone]

I scored 70% on kim ill-sung

[onyx trellis]

LMAO

Nah these larpers can have it man

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-mmmmm-this-oder-smo-good-darth-vader-no-fuck-you-soder-lol-meme-memes-gif-11766857946346416508

[onyx trellis]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-soda-running-gif-19780970

[amber bone]

homeslice larping being the man

[wispy walrus]

master chief

[little magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846457782135816215/1505436687617097738/caption.gif

[onyx trellis]

IM DONE LMAOOO

[wispy walrus]

you midn tellng me waht you're doing in the 7/11

sir

finishing my drink

[tawny relic]

they got all the mods when i posted ai

[weary crag]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HI0XfDNXoAAYemH.webp

[jagged radish]

Thank you

[wispy walrus]

why liver specifically

[tawny relic]

like im a terrorist

[paper lake]

Tey put the masher cheif in te soder

[wispy walrus]

why does she like liver

[little magnet]

I don’t know

Ask her

Not me

[paper lake]

Very nutrient dense

[wispy walrus]

ok

[onyx trellis]

This guy said he’s 86% Kim Il sung dude I’m crine

[fierce lynx]

60% hitler 🤞

[tawny relic]

bro the fuck happening in this bitch bro?

[wispy walrus]

@coarse falcon can you ask your gf why she eats liver specifically

:)

[paper lake]

953 eats other things

[wispy walrus]

why not the whole person

[jagged radish]

95% John Wayne Gacy

[wispy walrus]

VERY VERY nutrient dense

[onyx trellis]

Yo this guys 60% hitler wtf man

[little magnet]

Too many nutrients

[coarse falcon]

Livers are believed in folklore to have life essence

[little magnet]

Over saturation

[paper lake]

But they primarily feed it liver in containment

[amber bone]

I don't know how I'm 60% hitler these tests are so fucking funny in the way they process information

[wispy walrus]

what about heart

[short kernel]

Ask him about jewish people

[weary crag]

I wonder what happens if 953 ate the liver of demoman

[wispy walrus]

thats very symbolic

[weary crag]

does she get drunk

[paper lake]

I suppose it also just likes liver

[coarse falcon]

In theory she could also eat hearts

[fierce lynx]

do u wanna know what family guy character u are

[coarse falcon]

Because Kumihos also eat hearts

[wispy walrus]

holy shit

you know

[tawny relic]

nope

no one wants

[wispy walrus]

we were so close to passing their little ragebait stunt

[coarse falcon]

Yes

[onyx trellis]

Ur literally 76% Kim Il Sung dude

[fierce lynx]

:(

[wispy walrus]

and then you of all people stirred the bees nest

[foggy summit]

my back hurt a real lot

like allot

[fierce lynx]

yep I am

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-its-coming-okay-mark-grayson-steven-yeun-invincible-its-on-it-way-gif-1994094563631625577

[coarse falcon]

Demoman is physically uncapable of NOT being drunk his liver is pure alcohol

[wispy walrus]

you know what thatguy you go enjoy it

[foggy summit]

i got a bacon and cheese breakfast wrap though

[little magnet]

“Which Harry Potter House are you?”

1. What animal would you want to have as a pet?
   A. A Gryphon
   B. A Raven
   C. A Badger
   D. A Snake

[wispy walrus]

can you get

[foggy summit]

oh ts is REALLY good

[weary crag]

bro got the most vanilla ass breakfast

[wispy walrus]

third liver

🥰

[coarse falcon]

What

Third liver?

[amber bone]

real

[foggy summit]

its like 2 feet long

[paper lake]

953 dying from alcohol poisoning the second it takes a bite out of the liver

[wispy walrus]

buy another

[weary crag]

that's what she said

[coarse falcon]

Oh yeah

[wispy walrus]

attatch

🥺

[foggy summit]

yeah that IS what she said

[paper lake]

Doesnt even live long enough to get drunk

Just instantly dies

[amber bone]

Do you guys think liver tastes good or is it organslop

[wispy walrus]

wait a minute

[foggy summit]

oh ts taste really fuckin good

[wispy walrus]

if liver is intended to process alcohol

[foggy summit]

DAMN!

[wispy walrus]

why dont you just

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1505911831649325117/MeowScp953-1.gif.gif

[short kernel]

You know what tastes best

[wispy walrus]

buy a bunch of liver

open a bottle of alcohol

[foggy summit]

theres like 7 cheeses in ts

[paper lake]

Doesn’t taste as great

[wispy walrus]

and pour it all ovoer the liver

???

then boom

[short kernel]

The spleen of a cow

[foggy summit]

no jalapenos though so meh

[weary crag]

it's kind of insane that this artist is also the same one who made the server hosting vent art

[wispy walrus]

you get none of the negative efffect of alcohol in your body

[amber bone]

your bit is tired, you have never had these things

[foggy summit]

ts so good

[glass pilot]

We love an artist with a big range

[coarse falcon]

Youre forgetting she likes wine

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459058745622401149/1483175128325033994/953.gif

[coarse falcon]

Buy a bottle of wine

And a liver

[wispy walrus]

red or white

[weary crag]

I will admit

[coarse falcon]

Give it to her

[wispy walrus]

ths is an importantq uestion

[coarse falcon]

Any

[weary crag]

that has to be the most adorable rendition of 953 ever

[coarse falcon]

Plum wine

[wispy walrus]

oh

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[coarse falcon]

In the article its plum wine

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459058745622401149/1483175128325033994/953.gif

[foggy summit]

oh YUCK theres egg in this breakfast burrito

[coarse falcon]

English not my first language so idk the difference honestly

[chrome summit]

What

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1505911528854126612/MeowScp953.gif?ex=6a10f626&is=6a0fa4a6&hm=eec22a0cde0c5ab15c74d5a5505485c3e0f09f52b5bdf604ce0e1a85662ffd1c&

[chrome summit]

That was them

[wispy walrus]

it's not?

oh shit

[paper lake]

This was be a really good gif I could use if it wasn’t for the ending

[wispy walrus]

I kinda forgot that

you can't really notice it

[coarse falcon]

I really like livers

[weary crag]

yes

same artist

[coarse falcon]

First oportunity i get i am already eating a liver steak

[chrome summit]

[wispy walrus]

youtube thumnbail red arrow pointing to appendix with the text "WHAT DOES THIS EVEN DO??"

[chrome summit]

Taste fine

[amber bone]

I think the actual 953 is kind of cute idk bro

maybe I'm just built different

[amber bone]

what does he do though

[wispy walrus]

The Human Body's Greatest Duo (Documentary) and the thumbnail is a dark image of a liver pair

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-2-el-machoo-эль-мачо-уже-видел-узнал-gif-8602748677995052911

[amber bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bruhlmaojk-dexter--k01KRYT1613J8P793A24F7H4NAK

[wispy walrus]

subtitle error

[short kernel]

Is the bot typing

Or the user

[lyric marten]

if people think 939 is cute then yea everyone will think 953 is cute

[lean forge]

KOREA OVER A DOG

[lyric marten]

animators will do some crazy shit 🙏😭

[lean forge]

AHHH

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/foreman-house-md-this-vexes-me-vexed-vex-gif-5177003074146448513

who wants to take the gamer test

[amber bone]

I am not doing the gamer test bro

[fierce lynx]

u gotta take the gamer test to find out what kind of gamer u are

[amber bone]

what if I know what kind of gamer I am already

what then

[fierce lynx]

u can't know only the test knows

[amber bone]

fuuck

[fierce lynx]

you can't trust yourself

[foggy summit]

had to buy a coke

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/gamer-type/test.php

[foggy summit]

baxck

[amber bone]

alright gang I'll take the gamer test

[foggy summit]

idk what burrito this is

[short kernel]

Where are you even finding these tests

You have like 50 tests at your disposal

[foggy summit]

"testslop, google pls"

[fierce lynx]

all on the idr'

[chrome summit]

If the test detects you are an SL gamer does it just fail you instantly?

[fierce lynx]

idrlabs has hundreds

idflabs

hm

[foggy summit]

well im not an SL game so

why would any of us be an SL game

ohhh this ones the chicken one

[short kernel]

which slcord member are you test when

[foggy summit]

hes prob a pollywog

[fierce lynx]

i don't make the tests I only deliver them

[chrome summit]

Sending you to Subnautica 2

[short kernel]

Imagine getting a taylor

[foggy summit]

i would kill myself if i got a taylor

[fierce lynx]

💀

[foggy summit]

r

or a wilbert tbh

id rather die than eat shit or piss

[amber bone]

got my gamer type bro what do you think

[foggy summit]

wilbert is LITERALLY homelander

[amber bone]

homelarper

[foggy summit]

he eats shit

[coarse falcon]

Bro

U heard my voice

[short kernel]

Would you rather get a taylor or a spetnaz

[coarse falcon]

U heard my accent

[amber bone]

taylor

[fierce lynx]

that's tough

[coarse falcon]

Oh really? Thanks i guess, i always thought my english was not that good

[short kernel]

Me personally I'd pick taylor 100%

[fierce lynx]

what's ur reasoning

[amber bone]

I would definitely pick taylor too

[fierce lynx]

idk if I can swallow being taylor that just sounds terrible

[coarse falcon]

Same

[short kernel]

Atleast taylor is a reasonable person

[fierce lynx]

is he?

[short kernel]

nah

But

[amber bone]

reasonable person like 45% of the time

[short kernel]

Exactly

[fierce lynx]

idk much about spetnaz

[lean forge]

I do. He is just a bob guy

[amber bone]

every time I see him he's just hardcore larping

I don't understand those types that are fascinated with military gear or whichever

just in general

[short kernel]

Or war

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be taylor or die

[glass pilot]

dude war is fucking awesome

[short kernel]

Same thing

[short kernel]

Yeah but like

Actual war

Not those little dark age eduts

Edits

[glass pilot]

No that's also super awesome

[short kernel]

I guess bro

[lean forge]

I will hire you to go war if it’s cool with you?

[short kernel]

Rock on little dude

[amber bone]

I think guns and tanks are awesome and cool to look at

[glass pilot]

YESSSS I want to go kill people

[amber bone]

really cool in media

[glass pilot]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIylu1PXMAEz8tF.webp

I want to do this to people

[lean forge]

Yes and deserve to die

[fierce lynx]

killing people isn't very sigma 🥺

[coarse falcon]

Holy shit judge holden

[amber bone]

Die because I don't want to be in anyone elses skin

[glass pilot]

You guys don't get it

[fierce lynx]

I think u need to take the serial killer test

[amber bone]

get him on it

[coarse falcon]

Dont start

Please fud

[coarse falcon]

I beg you Fud

Enough of testslops

[amber bone]

If you aren't running testslop you're a fake SLcord member

[fierce lynx]

there's always more

[coarse falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1506549002374484049/image0.gif

[fierce lynx]

they make fresh ones every like week

[amber bone]

which the boys season 5 character are you

[short kernel]

Oh-father

[amber bone]

really dude

I didn't know this guy's name until he died

[short kernel]

Okay he's played by DAVEED DIGGS

Thomas Jefferson

[amber bone]

and my friend told me cause he saw on instagram

[foggy summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-excusemesir-charlies-inferno-JZ8szItGgEGNtSigTb

excuse me sir

[lean forge]

You’re right. I think he is just tomfoolery

[mystic hamlet]

i am so smegma

[tawny relic]

@onyx trellis i remember how the guy that made the new human models debated some guy in patreon chat saying supporting only civilians wasnt enough and that he also had to support terrorist organization

yep u heard that right

it was a real discussion

it lasted like 30-60 mins

even when a mod came he continued tryin to prove his point to some slcord random

and u know what happened? they both got timed out

BUT

the nw guy got unmuted after like 3 mins

like on god

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1442009852237840414/1446661550021542019/togif.gif

[tawny relic]

oh and they guy he debated quit slcord saying he never saw people worse than in slcord

[amber bone]

heard worse

[tawny relic]

even nw break the rules

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-13124952568693365183

[tawny relic]

of they own server

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boss-let-me-tell-you-something-gif-11836250934678140261

Mod will be like

[solid flint]

So if that discussion was timed out, why do you think it is appropriate to bring it back up?

[tawny relic]

nw employee should never even bring these kind of discussions

never ever man

[solid flint]

#contact-hr

[tawny relic]

nope hes too influential and was around during game release in 2018

theres 0 chance u can do something about it

[solid flint]

That doesn't matter

[weary crag]

HR can punish anyone even hubert himself

Nobody is above them

[tawny relic]

i dont want someone to lose they job

if u can call it that

[chrome summit]

This situation was already handled

[tawny relic]

the hobby

over some political discussion

[tawny relic]

i hope so

[chrome summit]

It was. No need to bring it back up.

[tawny relic]

ok

[chrome summit]

Let's talk SCP instead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/1405191906886942720/caption.gif

[tawny relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593479867790786560/1507055169550942308/gifntitled.gif

[weary crag]

Let's talk about how there's still no release date for 15.0

[chrome summit]

2026

[solid flint]

2026

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-gif-13360863936394505616

[weary crag]

Ofcourse these are verry difficult conversations for northwood to have...

Because they can't keep their promises..

[chrome summit]

We dont give out dates often tbh

[tawny relic]

the last time they did

[weary crag]

The last time that happened it backfired horribly (14.0)

[tawny relic]

there was no reg

[chrome summit]

You never know what will happen. Especially when you run on a barely existing budget.

[weary crag]

14.0 was so sadly rushed

[tawny relic]

and rooms would disappear when u passed thru the doors

[chrome summit]

But the goal is 2026

[tawny relic]

still no reg though

[onyx trellis]

wdym

[weary crag]

There's still 6 ish months to the end of 2026

[solid flint]

voluntary work, can't be helped if the large majority of the devs aren't available due to outside forces

[weary crag]

I'm sure NW can manage

[tawny relic]

dms

[onyx trellis]

ok

[chrome summit]

We always try the best we can

[tawny relic]

they dont wanna bring it back

[fierce lynx]

dead man switch

[onyx trellis]

@tawny relic yo dont talk w this guy btw

he thought global bans were permanent

lol

[tawny relic]

who exactly

[onyx trellis]

not this guy the other guy

[chrome summit]

Well they are if it was correctly issued

[onyx trellis]

the nw staff u were talking to

[tawny relic]

oh

somber perma banned

[fierce lynx]

I mean discord

I'm dyslexic

[onyx trellis]

yeah they closed appeals at the start of the year

v_incented permabanned still too

[chrome summit]

Wonder how many have ever been accepted

[solid flint]

Most Game bans are permanent after 14 days, unless that publisher ban was issued due to something that isn't related to cheating - like a CSG violation

[tawny relic]

and thats stupid

[chrome summit]

Simply dont cheat

[onyx trellis]

good one

[tawny relic]

because unless it was ac ban

u cant know for sure

[tawny relic]

wow

[weary crag]

people will laugh at you for saying this but

it is the actual truth

[paper lake]

Which is what the 14 day appeal period is for

[weary crag]

just don't fucking cheat man

[solid flint]

It's very easy just to, not use cheats

[weary crag]

what's so hard about that

[tawny relic]

i got banned on kadava for cheating

unbanned

played again

and they accusing me again

[onyx trellis]

the guy who's played 2 gtag tournaments with me, been playing on zircon and has been the best player since 2019 just suddenly starts cheating

[tawny relic]

am i cheating?

if i dont appeal

[chrome summit]

Im talking about actual cheating

[onyx trellis]

like that doesnt make any sense

[chrome summit]

Not moderators who cant tell the difference between actual skill

[solid flint]

or bad internet connection

[umbral carbon]

Between how poor the spectator system is and how skilled the higher-tier players are, I do not think it is unreasonable to be doubtful of g-mod bans.

[tawny relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727559058424332308/1285277126626509106/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2024.09.16_-_19.25.44.09.DVR.mp4?ex=6a112dda&is=6a0fdc5a&hm=4d1c725a2103497c66e2e3e7a6cd33d66577b3441e6b33afb76db356b564b833&

[umbral carbon]

I never met v firsthand, but I can certainly tell he played unturned lol

[tawny relic]

the guy in the clip got banned

[onyx trellis]

like i respect andimal for going through and reading appeals but you have to understand there's a disconnect between alot of the moderators who assume cheating and the ones who can actually differentiate it

[tawny relic]

for cheating

by global mods

[chrome summit]

Skill

Like, you can see the first revolver shot miss

[weary crag]

yeah

[paper lake]

Server mods can’t global ban

[umbral carbon]

the clips I see definitely of him are certainly unturned lol

[tawny relic]

yep

and why he got banned

[onyx trellis]

goodman we are not on the same page bud

sorry mate

[tawny relic]

polaris bot

[onyx trellis]

we're talking about polaris reports

that were submitted and approved

[solid flint]

They're talking about S&C staff

[chrome summit]

Yeah. I cant say what happened there. I just edit a wiki and do QA

[chrome summit]

It does seem weird as it seems like normal gameplay

[onyx trellis]

its ok dude do ur thing

ur fine

j saying there's a disconnect between some reports that get approved and then appeals denied just because

[tawny relic]

basically global mods not competent enough to tell the difference between actual cheater and some really really good player

like toji would never get accused

just based on how he plays

[chrome summit]

Hip firing has only gotten better I would say

And isn't really a good indicator for hacking

[tawny relic]

im talking about people with god tier aim

[chrome summit]

Especially for SMGs which have generally great hip fire when moving

[umbral carbon]

slop tuber

[onyx trellis]

yo im sorry this guy is not on the same page

😭

talking about smgs

[chrome summit]

Im thinkin about how it cant be hackin

[lean forge]

I don’t really like northwood

[lyric marten]

people can just become so good at recoil control that it looks like they hit every shot, shouldnt look at one moment and judge it

[chrome summit]

SMGs have good hip firin so the video is completely reasonable

[lyric marten]

spectator has weird ways of showing gameplay of others too

[onyx trellis]

smgs man 😭

[tawny relic]

what if it was ak

[chrome summit]

AK is more questionable but still

One clip isnt enough

Whatever happened. I assume it got handled internally.

[tawny relic]

its really not

[onyx trellis]

this guy just handles the wiki is there really a point in continuing this convo about gunplay

[chrome summit]

Not really

[tawny relic]

ak is the most accurate gun in the game man

[chrome summit]

I tend to think too logically at times

What wiki work does

[paper lake]

ADS Revolver

[short kernel]

!rep @dusty phoenix

[chrome carbon]

You have just given @dusty phoenix a reputation point!

[chrome summit]

But I also dont care much about gunplay tbh

Or the skillful side of SL in general

[fierce lynx]

one time I couldn't open sl for like a year because the anticheat thought I had evil on my pc

[onyx trellis]

95% of scpsl players

do not care about skill in this game

[chrome summit]

Yeah

[tawny relic]

u had reshade in ur game folder

or any other file

[chrome summit]

SL at the end of the day is a casual game

[onyx trellis]

yes that is correct

[paper lake]

!reshade

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727217050807828550/868202424773521499/reshade.mp4

[tawny relic]

ac code checks for game files

[gilded token]

The gunplay in SL to me just doesn't hit for me

[tawny relic]

u can disable ac and play without it

thats how bad it is

[chrome summit]

Despite what people say. We arent some company only caring for the hardcore shooter gamers

[tawny relic]

and it drops u frames

[chrome summit]

Hell, most firearm changes have been lowering that ceiling recently

[weary crag]

sl was never a comp shooter and should never be treated as such

[tawny relic]

💀

[onyx trellis]

tf2 was never a comp shooter and got treated as such

[chrome summit]

It wont be, at least by us

There will always be a competitive side. You cant get rid of it.

[onyx trellis]

minecraft was never a comp game but it got treated as such

[chrome summit]

But game design's goal has always just been a fun game

[tawny relic]

yea but u can fuck up hitreg, desync etc

[gilded token]

Yeah Smash bros is a game that was never meant to be a comp game

[tawny relic]

so the only point of playing this game is like its vr chat

[onyx trellis]

LOL

[gilded token]

and yet it has a HUGE esports fandom

[shadow crag]

there is a comp gamemode

[onyx trellis]

This one streamer said that shit word for word

in my lobby

And then their friend got mad at me

[gilded token]

No, there's more to the game then just bang bang shoot shoot

[chrome summit]

Hopefully it gets fixed

Sadly there isnt a wand that can be waved to just fix things

[gilded token]

I fucking despise the "chatroom with a game attached" idea people think SL is

[shadow crag]

Like what 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 ✌️

[onyx trellis]

nah there is more to this game, i like that part but you need a good balance between fucking around and playing the game

[short kernel]

Actually

[chrome summit]

Well

[tawny relic]

https://git.scpslgame.com/northwood-qa/scpsl-bug-reporting/-/work_items/1060

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-meme-gif-26978290

[chrome summit]

Hubert has described SL as a party game before

[short kernel]

The voice thing is merely a feature it has

[chrome summit]

And we are adding usable phones

[short kernel]

what

[chrome summit]

Yesh

[gilded token]

I feel like you cannot call SL a party game cause why the hell would you play this at a party?

[short kernel]

Does it have games on it🥹

[onyx trellis]

yo crimson doing gods work

[short kernel]

I mean

It's funo

[chrome summit]

Old phones

[sick sapphire]

Revolver and Particle Disruptor fighting over which weapon has to be the most precise

[umbral carbon]

The game isn't balanced around playing even semi-seriously. Definitely not for your level, but barely even for lower levels like mine, even.

[short kernel]

Imagine whole gco

[chrome summit]

The ones you see in an office

[short kernel]

Gc

[shadow crag]

The game is gambling for 914 for the first 15 minutes and then when every civ dies it’s just bang bang shoot shoot

[short kernel]

Ny keyboarf sufks ass

[onyx trellis]

that guy is the only other nw staff besides onionman that are actually putting in work maintaining this game

[tawny relic]

🙏

[onyx trellis]

crimson goes in s tier if i ever make a nw staff tier list objectively based on how important they are to the game

[sick sapphire]

Everyone and their mom is just going for

[gilded token]

PEARS 5 is probably my favorite update for the game

[rich swan]

the whole game i feel is RNG

[chrome summit]

Too much RNG

[gilded token]

cause it gives early game more substance and means I can have more fun as a civ before being shoved into a militant role

[umbral carbon]

interesting ideas, subpar execution

[onyx trellis]

ur acting like im some random player on a high level that's unattainable for most people when in reality I just play the game and use my brain

like it's really not that hard

[umbral carbon]

Well, I don't use my brain too often

[onyx trellis]

and i still make mistakes in my lobbies

[gilded token]

anyways I would love for the next PEARS to be about doing the same thing about mid-late game

[umbral carbon]

It's all instinct and that's why I do poor things

[chrome summit]

I pretty much turn off my brain unless I am an SCP

[sick sapphire]

106 pocket dimension, 079 generator placement

I love my SCP related RNG

(I dont)

[paper lake]

What’s the issue?

[gilded token]

Please make militant roles more fun to play so that my brain can work at least a little bit

[chrome summit]

I get treated like some godsend SL knowledge source but in reality the wiki is just a tab always opened on my phone

[solid flint]

A true NTF / CI Recruit

[shadow crag]

Not really any other way it could go with 106 cuz he would not be securing NONE kills if the pd was skill based

[chrome summit]

And I just play and see what happens when I am in game

[onyx trellis]

micro being locked late game -> no pressure for scps early/mid game

[umbral carbon]

I sponge info from you

[chrome summit]

Of course. I havent done anything in the wiki in awhile

I have been focused on Subnautica Wiki

[paper lake]

I think of Terran like Janet from The Good Place
I say his name to summon him then ask him about some random useless fact

[umbral carbon]

Flashbangs from guards is also going to definitely be an issue if competent players got their hands on them

flash chaining with 15 flashbangs

[shadow crag]

why are you cheating on sl

[gilded token]

NW please make mid game and late game more engaging

[sick sapphire]

It gets a nice visual update but gameplay wise its meh

[umbral carbon]

mid and late is most fun for me

[chrome summit]

Random fact: this bag will be empty by next week

[paper lake]

Ah. Valid concern

[chrome summit]

It's been two days and it is half gone

[umbral carbon]

humans and SCPs to brawl against

[paper lake]

(Im going to eat it all)

[weary crag]

gimme some

[chrome summit]

No

[weary crag]

you damn gluttonous man

[chrome summit]

Mine

[paper lake]

Ngl, you might be in the minority

[weary crag]

yknow gluttony is a deadly sin for a reason terran

[chrome summit]

Cause Subnautica needs me

[gilded token]

The game just turns into a really boring TDM after early game

[chrome summit]

Eating makes me happy

[weary crag]

I love early game in SL as either scientist or dclass because it feels like a funny social experiment and it is hilarious

I am in it for the social interactions

[paper lake]

I love being a CD after an NTF spawn
I throw suppressors on my gun and go Die Hard on the spawn wave

[gilded token]

Militant gameplay makes my brain turn into mush

[chrome summit]

Anyways

Remember to check out the new Subnautica Wiki. We left fandom.

[paper lake]

I got a really good play yesterday but forgot to clip it

[chrome summit]

DOWN WITH FANDOM WIKIA

[shadow crag]

I beat the ea yesterday
People were saying the grind would be gruesome and I would need a base at the ||alien ruins|| but it wasn’t bad at all

[paper lake]

I even did the Yippee Ki Ay mf over the radio after murdering two NTF on surface right after a spawnwave

[umbral carbon]

one thing I want to try someday is challenging my heuristics about certain gameplay tactics

[short kernel]

Ouuu shi

[gilded token]

Class D is the best human role in the game and I will stand on this hill till the end of time

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/die-hard-bruce-willis-yippeekiyay-guns-gif-5012098

[chrome summit]

1 am

I should sleep

[paper lake]

They were shouting on the radio WATCH OUT THERE’S A CD

[gilded token]

There is nothing more fullfilling than surviving a good chunk of time as a Class D

[paper lake]

And I picked it up and started taunting them

[chrome summit]

My last random fact of the night
I fed a tiger cheese once

[onyx trellis]

lol heuristics

do u want me to give u something that will open your eye

to games in general

that reminds me of something i read 2 years ago

[umbral carbon]

HOLY SHIT

[umbral carbon]

Shoot

[umbral carbon]

minimize variance I can't control -> minimizes factors where I can die

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-subnautica-sunbeam-gif-21440629

[umbral carbon]

easier to improve on positioning if it's the main area where I'm dying

[weary crag]

I really wanna watch die hard

sometime

it and first blood and predator are on my I should really watch these classics some day

[gilded token]

Christmas obviously is when you watch Die Hard

[onyx trellis]

u are really not going to like where im going with this

[gilded token]

Predator's an awesome movie

[onyx trellis]

are you an actual reader

[short kernel]

The new movies are so good

Badlands
The animated anthology ones
Prey

Holy shit all good

3 for 3

[gilded token]

Idk how I felt about I think badlands I did really like Prey though

[umbral carbon]

yeah, sure

if you're going to say something of value then I'd be glad to read it

[short kernel]

Have you watched killer of killers

[gilded token]

I have not

[short kernel]

It's great

Wrong

Fucking emojis

What the fuck

[lyric marten]

i love message loggers 😭

[short kernel]

IT WAS A MISTAKE

[lyric marten]

its perfect

[lean forge]

Caught in 4K black and white

[gilded token]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1424090817215070308/togif.gif

[jagged radish]

Predator Badlands was FUCKING AWESOME!!

Hype moments and aura: The Movie 🔥

[gilded token]

I cannot wait for Alien Isolation 2

If that game ain't peak I'm gonna cry

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

Don't let IGN anywhere near that bitch ❤️

[short kernel]

My only complaint is I want MORE

[jagged radish]

I want that badlands sequel right now

[gilded token]

I don't know if I liked the latest Alien movie all that much

[jagged radish]

That fucking director who director prey, badlands and killers of killers is on a generational run

[gilded token]

found that last Alien that looked more human really stupid

[jagged radish]

Dan Trachtenberg

[amber bone]

I heard good things about badlands

[jagged radish]

Yeah most if not all of my friends really loved Romulus (I did to an extent) but its plagued with the same garbage Prometheus and Covenant had

The alien humanoid baby hybrid or whatever tf it was at the end was just pissing me off

[amber bone]

it looks like a cool ass movie

[short kernel]

GOING THREE FOR THREE

[gilded token]

Like Romulus was cool until the end

[short kernel]

3 FOR 3 ON PREDATORS

HE IS SINGLE HANDLINGLY LIKE REVIVING IT

[jagged radish]

Like the plot of it is very generic but like bro, the sheer hype moments and aura...

Incredible

Plus Elle Fanning is beautiful

[short kernel]

100%

[jagged radish]

PREDATOR NATION STANDUP!!

[amber bone]

I find this really funny so I'm keeping it

[gilded token]

and unlike the white alien from covenant and and the prometheus alien it didn't look cool

[jagged radish]

This may or may not have been calculated.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622577549418954758/1478247442800578620/idriselbathinking.gif

[amber bone]

It's a good joke

It's funny

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

Thank you ❤️

[amber bone]

reminds me of that one tweet from eons ago that blew up

[jagged radish]

Watching child po?

[gilded token]

Bro wasn't beating the allegations

[jagged radish]

My biggest hatred for these movies is how someone, I am not sure who (I'm guessing Ridley Scott), just wants to reinvent the wheel with a new alien

Like they just refuse to use an actual Xenomorph

[gilded token]

Yeah I like new xenomorphs but you cannot beat perfection

[jagged radish]

Like bro. Just stick with the awesome fucking Alien monstrosity you have

EXACTLY!

Granted they did use a bunch of Xenomorph's in Alien but they still felt like a backseat

[short kernel]

Foreshadowing

[gilded token]

Like the new ones are awesome but I like it where they have specific purposes since Xenomorphs are hive creatures

[jagged radish]

"A new Alien movie came out? I sure hope they stick with the tried and tested Xenomor-"
"Here's the new Alien: A Fentanylomorph who is almost identical to a Xenomorph but it's just different because fuck you"

[shadow crag]

Ur funny

[jagged radish]

You know the Alien in Covenant isn't even actually a Xenomorph bro

[amber bone]

fentanylomorph that makes you fent fold when it touches you

[jagged radish]

That shit just pisses me off

[shadow crag]

I would put u in top 15 funniest slcordians

[vocal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/developer-we-have-a-bug-gif-9159002844106963379

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

[gilded token]

Honestly I've always disliked the premise of the Xenos being a bioweapon

I've kinda just liked the idea that those things just EXIST

[jagged radish]

I'm so sick of ts

Fuck you David you robotic chud

[gilded token]

Xenomorphs are so cool when they really are just a force of nature

[amber bone]

what's your top 15 funniest slcordian list

[amber bone]

I thought that was kind of half the interest of the xenomorphs

that some shit like that can just exist

just out there waiting for someone to find them

[gilded token]

I'm pretty sure like half of the story behind them is that they were engineered which I fucking HATE

[amber bone]

making it human made kind of detracts from that cool idea

[jagged radish]

And then they went ahead and ruined all of that because David just had to have been a nazi chud and make the precursors to Xenomorphs

We really needed a backstory thank you Ridley Scott

Thanks for taking all of the mystigue away bro

Thank you

[amber bone]

unnecessary backstories suck so much

like not everything needs to be explained

[jagged radish]

As you can tell I am one angry nerd over all of this shit

[amber bone]

I love ambiguity in my stories where it counts

[jagged radish]

Bro what you don't like backstoryslop?? 😢

[gilded token]

Xenomorphs are so fucking cool and I love hivemind creatures

Ants are so cool to me and Xenomorphs are just that but cooler

[amber bone]

this reminds me

partially related but I hate this post netflix phone policy world we live in where characters can't just express motivations and emotions through facial expressions and actions and have to blurt out exactly what they're feeling or doing to the audience

[jagged radish]

Remember when a Netflix production was something positive

Like Daredevil?

Great times

[amber bone]

cancelled bojack and it was all downhill from there

renew big mouth for 20 more seasons and a spin off or whatever they're doing

[buoyant bane]

i made someone so angry they quit

and i dont feel bad

[sick sapphire]

I listened to some dude who ranted about 079 "NO COUNTERPLAY, TO WIN THE GAME YOU DONT PLAY AT ALL!"

proceeds to leave

[short kernel]

Inside job got cancelled...

[buoyant bane]

for me it was this guy trying to play music over intercom over and over so i pressed it

then blew the door up so the scps could get in easy

[grave cove]

[slim coral]

!3114

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif

[jagged radish]

Did you see it

[shadow crag]

hi guys

[prisma crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif?ex=6a10d50a&is=6a0f838a&hm=46d61ad0f5ae15dbe61c5877d3abb38d925cab0c56e6e8d96a52f1f987b385e8&

[prisma crescent]

Wait so they aren't actually Xenomorph they just look like them?

[jagged radish]

Yup

Welcome to Ridley Scott’s newest vision

[prisma crescent]

Did Ridley Scott fall off or did he always suck and just got lucky?

Like on top of his latest movies being ass he was also a ass to the team. pro A.I. and sucking up to big I.

[neon cedar]

!3114

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif

[tight jolt]

i always wondered how 173 broke peoples necks

like i get the original model with its little nub hands

but like what the fuck does the current one do

[prisma crescent]

The more unexplainable the means of 173's neak snapping the better.

[shadow crag]

dawg it’s anomalous

duh

[tight jolt]

true

maybe it like drop kicks you really fast or something

[tight jolt]

pure aura

[prisma crescent]

Always interpreted it as 173 trying to force you to view it.

[topaz cypress]

You cant authenticate without AC so idk who told you can "play without it"
You can only use offline mode

Ac also does way more than check game files
Many cheaters found that out the hard way after one of the surprise updates

AC also does not touch the unity threads in a way that slows them down, so it causing frame drops is unlikely

[half dragon]

so 049 is technically always naked right?

[short kernel]

🤤

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[sick sapphire]

079 immediately gets dogged on for not pinging nuke when it was goin off

[jagged radish]

Buff 079

[foggy summit]

Excuse me sir

[tawny relic]

i cant neither confirm nor deny it because of eula 5 and 6

[distant perch]

you used to be able to quite easily on old versions i was told

though it got patched in 14.0 or something along those lines

[mortal socket]

Pretty bold for someone who posted their steam id recently

😭

[tawny relic]

yea words mean nothing buddy

there should be a screenshot of me bypassing it

and btw i never bypassed it

[mortal socket]

Good
Don't change that

[tawny relic]

nor tried to do so

i mean pretty sure u can do it as long as u in offline mode

might be wrong tho

[mortal socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160185077817425990/1330927227252248708/attachment.gif

[tawny relic]

ill take that as no

anyway the way u gotta disable online mode in this game

the stupid way

and how its impossible to tell if its actually disabled

at this point its just suicide mission

[topaz cypress]

Well you are allowed to disable it in offline mode

You just can't in online mode
(And therefore not play on normal servers)

[tawny relic]

i appreciate the clarification

[cinder wolf]

Why are you acting so tuff

XD

[tawny relic]

u tripping sudarik

ion care man

[cinder wolf]

[tawny relic]

im telling the truth

[cinder wolf]

[tawny relic]

@orchid jewel did kpg report u to polaris?

in paris bit

polaris bot

[round adder]

I can do a test with and without ac today

To answer the question if it actally makes any notable difference.

Benchmark

[timid hound]

you know what this game needs

the sinister minds music album

[weary crag]

his greed sickens me

[timid hound]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-rabbit-eating-eating-food-cute-bunny-gif-2507710795095803890

[muted furnace]

talking shit about ma boy 45 eh

Wuck you mothergucker

[tawny relic]

get outta here drunk ass

[muted furnace]

I gonna

Whoop your bass

[shrewd egret]

Intriguing.

[mild agate]

they all share a meal

https://giphy.com/gifs/scp-sl-secret-lab-P8A1sX7qD4uObbus1e

[foggy summit]

subtitle error

[weary crag]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HI0XfDNXoAAYemH.webp

[sharp dock]

Are optimisation improvements in the pipeline?

[weary crag]

yes

[paper lake]

Every update comes with at least some optimisation
And 15.0 is being developed with optimising surface in particular. Especially since the current surface performs very badly

[sharp dock]

This is the only game I play that brings my PC to boiling point

[foggy summit]

current surface as in the one in game or the new surface

[paper lake]

As in the current surface we have right now

[weary crag]

it is worth to note

that before 14.0 the texture quality didn't really change texture quality of walls and such for the zones

but with the new hcz the textures actually get worse the lower the setting is

same with the new human models too

[paper lake]

Yeah, and 14.2.2 iirc added a new setting for animation quality which was a big performance hit

[weary crag]

I still haven't seen a side to side comparision of the diffrent animations with high vs low anim quality

[sharp dock]

I don't remember the game running so heavily on my system

[paper lake]

Trust me, its very noticeable

[sharp dock]

I have a 4090 and a Ryzen 9 7950x3D. I don't feel like it should be running the CPU at over 70°c

I'm not expecting miracles, i just hope optimisation is being as much a focus point as adding new features

[paper lake]

70 degrees under load doesn't seem abnormal for the 7950X3D

I don't have an Ryzen X or 3D CPU, let alone one that's both so I may be wrong

[sharp dock]

For the quality of assets and lighting in the game, I feel like the load isn't justified

[echo tendon]

Requests for better performance is a common piece of feedback we receive and is always a point of focus in any given update

[sharp dock]

Thank you

I'm not trying to shit on the game, it's just I've noticed its been a problem for a while now and especially in the summer months its even worse 😂

[tawny relic]

oh and heres my fps right now

same pc

[tawny relic]

the right one is medium

pretty sure i can get around 180-200fps on very low

[paper lake]

What sort of frames do you get on SL?

[sharp dock]

Probably around 100ish

I have a 144hz monitor

I'm using high settings

[obsidian ermine]

After changing the server IP, do I only need to submit the updated information to the official support email, or is there any other procedure/channel I need to go through?

[orchid jewel]

the ban got removed rn so idk

[tawny relic]

there still a chance

[orchid jewel]

☝️

[shadow crag]

Around 60-70

If you catch my drift

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1506687696259649626/its-never-lups-its.gif

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-meme-logo-soldier-boy-homelander-soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-10872949477748120842

[fierce lynx]

what's you guys's favorite problematic medias

[mild agate]

slenderman

[polar locust]

Does Dr. Bright count?

I liked it conceptually even if it was still pretty bad.

though I am meaning the work, not the author.

Maybe not favourite but I can't think of many problematic media off the top of my head

I think Coffin of Andy and Leyley got more hate than it reasonably deserved.

Actually, I can think of one.

Glitchtale.

Media itself is fine, but it's problematic because of the author

Still has one of the coolest Gaster interpretations imo

[weary crag]

for some reason people consider outlast and specifically outlast trials to be problematic

I remember trials got popular once on tiktok and everyone shat on it and called everyone who played it a mentally ill psychopath

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gaster-pro-gif-18677321

[magic whale]

everyone here is problematic media

[weary crag]

is 096 problematic media

[short kernel]

The Tumblr sexyman self insert oc?

[polar locust]

idk anything about that

[polar locust]

I just thought the concept of this random researcher who accidentally tied his soul to an amulet and gained psuedo-immortality was neat

[short kernel]

Very

[polar locust]

Come to think, that Amulet basically worked like SCP-035.

What happens if you put 035 and the amulet on a living person

[red quartz]

Takes a screenshot

[polar locust]

Realistically speaking, the probability of random Researchers accidentally becoming SCPs would probably be a lot higher given their line of work.

[paper lake]

The person refuses to boot since the two software is incompatible

[polar locust]

What are you and Grongo talking about

Oh wait nvm I get what goodman is saying now

[red quartz]

They take a screenshot if you put both on them

Pretty easy to understand

[polar locust]

Oh now I get it

ball knowledge or something

[red quartz]

Sure

[polar locust]

I only just got my morning cuppa tea

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fishing-funny-meme-memes-gif-23520521

[wispy walrus]

That's seems like a zahn thing

You drinking tea

[polar locust]

Yes, I am British.

[red quartz]

Say it ain't so

[polar locust]

Fun Fact: We're not actually the biggest tea consuming country despite the memes

[red quartz]

Well we made sure of that

[paper lake]

Would that be India?

[polar locust]

Probably an asian country, I'd say China but I don't know in truth.

[paper lake]

Apparently China is the most total tea consumed but Turkey is most tea per capita

[weary crag]

saudi arabia

because

holy shit do we drink tea..

[polar locust]

Damn, GG.

[weary crag]

jokes aside anyways

I will say

we're actually a really huge rice consumer

like basically every lunch here in every household is rice

and dinner too sometimes

[paper lake]

UK is 4th highest per capita

[polar locust]

Also worth noting, I forgot the name of it, but Brits technically don't drink Tea, because once you add Milk to it, it becomes a different thing, we just call it Tea anyway though.

[weary crag]

karak..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai#Consumption_beyond_the_Indian_subcontinent

[polar locust]

I hear Karak and I just think of the rifle from Warframe

[serene sorrel]

my condolences

i hope you get better

[polar locust]

Huh, interesting.
Normally the Warframe wiki has a Trivia section that explains the names behind item names, but the Karak in Warframe doesn't have one listed.

[hollow arrow]

💔

[polar locust]

For some weird reason, I always get better ping in American servers than I do from EU servers.

I wonder if it has to do with the undersea cables being just a straight line to the US from here.

wait I have an excuse to post this

https://tenor.com/view/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable-cable-shark-fibre-shark-gif-25548843

[weary crag]

I love munching on fiber optic cables

[foggy summit]

GOOD MORNING LAOS

[polar locust]

The country?

[foggy summit]

its day time in china

[weary crag]

in other news the sky is blue

[polar locust]

Wait, is it?

I don't know the time difference between the UK and China, but if it's 3pm in the UK, it's probably like, 9 or something in China.

[foggy summit]

its day

time

in china

are you like

obtuse

rubber guse

green moose guava juice

[polar locust]

no I think I'm a cute(ie)

[amber bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811332209210032152/1505262261906833520/633727786_1594913028321620_320652476895729636_n.gif

how it feels to be a warframe fiend

[polar locust]

Well I mean, how often do you hear "Karak" elsewhere?

If I've only ever heard of a dolphin in reference to the animal that swims in the ocean, and I hear dolphin in a different context, I'm still going to think dolphin

I think we should add Homelander to Dead By Daylight
||As a Survivor.||

[amber bone]

I think we should wipe the boys from the history books cause it's lowkey dogshit now

[polar locust]

"now"

"lowkey"

[weary crag]

it has always been

idk what you're on about

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/the-boys-character/test.php

[digital hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1485461294361608232/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2_1.gif

[mild agate]

no, dude.

[weary crag]

slop

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/foreman-house-md-this-vexes-me-vexed-vex-gif-5177003074146448513

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

Tip toing the line there

[fierce lynx]

what

[mild agate]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-megumi-megumi-elephant-reggie-star-gif-17687104968113804029

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[weary crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370870324479918220/1413976654354714634/emotion_happy.gif

[shadow crag]

i would rather have 2 dollars

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1473896709657464924/fade.webp

Why is he telling the true

Holy fucking shit

I smell spiders dude

What the fuck

Never stand under a stairs

Because a spider WILL GET ON YOUR NECK

Caterpillar gang?

FRIEND

Spider gang?

FUCK YOU

I feel it on me every second even though it's dead

[shadow crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1346945494265364520/9mdi7s.gif

[fierce lynx]

what do you mean you smell spiders

[shrewd egret]

i claim a train

[paper lake]

Pretty normal

[shadow crag]

you'd be ashley

[paper lake]

https://youtu.be/3LGdFKIXr9I

[wispy walrus]

yeah and I'm andrew

[wispy walrus]

DUDE

YOU KNOW I GOT

[shadow crag]

that is not midori

[wispy walrus]

@paper lake

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-crocker-timmy-turner-fairly-odd-parents-super-f-meme-gif-1224341026557759176

[wispy walrus]

my pet caterpillar

@paper lake

:3

he's so majestic

[paper lake]

Cool

[wispy walrus]

and adorable

he crawls the greens

[paper lake]

How much did that cost?

[wispy walrus]

🥺

[wispy walrus]

I dont know

they dont sell him or his friends anymore

FUCK

AND I HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF ALL OF THEM

[shadow crag]

im literally homelander

[wispy walrus]

EXCEPT THE

FUCKING

🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

I'm so pissed

the bee needs to come home...