#scp-discussion
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I am a Northwood Spy though
no, you're just a northwood agent
a spy doesn't have the 
i love this gif
Ouchie :(
lmfao
Spies aren't always in disguise silly
It just goes back to terran
then you ain't spyin', pal
I never said it is a 24/7 job
All roads lead to Terran
You will be surprised how much things you can somehow trace back to me in this discord
it's not a job if you aren't paid a legal wage
I have been here for so long
Have I been here longer
Mod is loving us. Eww
I believe you were
Agemogged
ancient SL fan
SPC-408 is entirely loyal to Agent Kondraki.
⸺
by kingofmice
Rating: +31
back when SL was in black and white
Which SL fan are you?
096 wasn't in game when I first played
82
23
Prehistoric SL fan
Holy shit
I turn 24 in summer
Holy shit wait
Genuine dust sitting at a computer chair
Man I cant even look at the date I joined because of the stupid fucking discord rework
In 1969, 40% of the world was older than the first game of chess
But in 1970, 70% of the world was older than the first COMPLETED game of chess
paying $50 to pay off your dept to hubert after you sell your soul to see the patreon post 3 months early or something(?)
Best you can do is look at your oldest message ig

Cleopatra was closer to the invention on instagram than the construction of the pyramids
imarfkf
Epeiduruyrhe vrr9rkprr you r
sep 25 2023
is your latest join date
wait a minute...
there's a spy
Abraham Lincoln was closer to the first computer than he was to the American Civil War
Sharks as a spieces are older than trees, the north star and Saturn's Rings
Hey mods this factslop is making me uncomfortable can we ban this
Be smarter or be dumber
Talk about scpslop or smth
The first animal to both live on land and water is younger than all of the first 10000 people to step foot in eastern asia
Life is an anomaly
Abraham Lincoln was closer to the first nuke than he was to the formation of the Earth
Fun SCP to read
Subnautica had it really zoomed out, so there's a tradeoff
So many games have it so low by default
js joined and i thought this was a scp discussion like what 💔
theres no setting to zoom out
pmo
1937 was the first year that the number of months was evenly divisible by 3 out of all the first reverse years before 1945, disregarding the first 8 leading up to it
Hop on Subnautica 2 brochacho
Not even like a console command or config file edit
There are no console commands in Subnautica 2
Trust me when this channel is actual scp-discussion it is boring asf
The wiki team is in shambles
#scp-discussion is a place for northwood spies to listen in on the lower class
We cant even disable the HUD
Indeed
We have eyes and ears everywhere
±₹℅
We are all northwood eyes and ears, we simply aren't connected to CASSIE yet.
oh god im getting motion sick already this fov is awful
Oh BTW
I have a primal anger connected to playing with high FOV
Advertising
How is the subnautica wiki handling the new game
Ban 'em
Oh and our amazing wiki as well
You mfs better be HARD at work
!wiki
btw guys
Cant forget our non fandom wiki
@paper lake = SCP-3812
like the one that's just subnautica in the url?
WE CANT HIDE THE HUD
ALL PHOTOS HAVE HUD IN THEM
AAAAAAHHHHHH
bro i js started is there a map for this game
No
That's actually fucking horrible
but the devs did give us a bunch of renders
You ain't wrong tho
The one that isnt fandom
I hate how the term "larping" was abused into a state where someone is both larping and not larping at the same time while being observed
Apparently Im a insanely powerful reality bender superseceding all realities who went mad with the sheer scale of the narrative stack
I like "brain rot" and "slop" more than this fuckin word
And like our SL wiki, has no ads
It really is
So you dont get a virus for visiting
i dont think ive ever been genuinely sick playing a video game before this is a new experience
It's just another easy word to dismiss something someone doesn't like
And can actually read a fucking wiki without 50 pop ups
At least "slop" is used to refer to content like that
So is "brainrot"
But "larp" isn't conscious of that
It's just mindless
No, slop gets used for it as well
"Larping" has become more bastardized than "woke"
I hate when one wiki page uses 1.2 GB of memory
"oooooh I hate that so I'm gonna say they're larping"
Its every elden ring page
That's true
you can prolly js install a mod for that, no?
Mountains of information
I don't even understand how larping became a generalized term, like the only people who said it were professional larpers lol
But I've never seen people use "larp" in any like intellectual or complex way
It just released yesterday so I doubt there's any mods for a while
It's just an easy "fuck what I don't like" word
maybe the issue is that nobody knew what it meant and just assumed that it meant "bad"
That's fucking culture for you
imma js pray it comes out free on epic weekly in like the next 2 years
they culturally appropriated my larp
Normal people use it as poser
Was the first Subnautica ever free on Epic?
Probably
Oh right, it was free for a while to encourage the COVID lockdown
I got in on Playstation
Knowing people that live by those words, unironically, with no care or nuance, aren't worth your time
But even I forget that
It's easy to fall into the easy side
And you kinda can't blame that
That's what culture is built off of
Easy create hard times
It's fun and it's hell
Bro you talk like this
taylor gonna be real with you you're sounding smart but what you're saying just isn't right
so I'm not gonna follow through with what you tell me to do
Its a screenshot of themself
BOOM rhyme sequence
ts pmo everytime
Why is it not?
rant rant rant
What is famous artist Roddy Ricch known for "The Box" doing brah
I assumed we were in agreement
because sitting idly and accepting the bad as though it's good isn't cool
"Hey guys, we know there is a global pandemic. So why not play the game in a franchise about a deadly bacterium"
Well of course, that's why I have an issue with those dumb words
Hey mods this realslop is making me uncomfortable can we ban this please
But as much as there's power in not caring about what isn't worth your time
yes please
No I don't
You can indulge in mindless chatting
Exactly
I have my fun with it
Anyways
But you can still do that while having a sound mind
And really understanding where it comes from
It's like playing violent video games
You can play them for the mindless gore
And fun
And escape from reality
But you can do so whole being aware of it
SL is hell
Escape from reality and realize you don’t have a family
sucks that you rant about this stuff talking to someone who perfectly understands and agrees already
Or you get lost in the ease of the stimulation
oh, well I wasn't trying to argue, my bad
I'm just like
Speaking my perception of it
And I thought we were in agreement
scp discussion is physically mentally and spiritually israeli
There's just a balance to it
You can indulge in the slop bullshit and come out right if you're aware of the reality of it

What should I play?
Nah, SL is definitely real
I only engage with slop if it also understands it's slop
Thank you for the reminder
Kids will learn how to raid facilities
Jedi Survivor
Well, the people here are well aware of that
Like cheesechurger and kardiner and thatguy
Jedi time it is then
I'd say ultrakill or SL
I'm sure most of the people here are aware of how mindless and shitty it is
But we forget sometimes
That's alright
roblox corp. in chat
It doesn't always have to be perfect
AHHHHH
I'm a little biased because I just finished Andor s2 with my Mom 
Dont ever reference anything about that EXPERIENCE
But again, I do also try to only really engage if people are self aware
You still also have to be fair about it though
Sometimes people don't always want to have an intellectual conversation
Sometimes people just wanna indulge
That's also okay
Both is okay
I engage in arguments with people who are slopinfested, not that I can change anything
We as humans invented the way we see and engage with either, so it's up to us to figure out how we enjoy it
Yeah. Some dumb people have good points with a lot of facts
I want to imagine people aren't as dumb as they seem
It's just easy to come off as dumb
I'm sure everyone here is well capable of like
Being an actual fucking cognitive functioning human being
But we just act stupid sometimes
Internet culture allowed that
And the disconnect you feel from the actual people
It sucks but it's okay sometimes
Acting stupid is fun
Yeah
It gets this community to leave me alone
Yeah if you enjoy suffering the people’s patience
Anyway. What the fuck dude
what
what
what the frick freaking frick man
What the heck
yo how come e-11 in the game have nvgs but they dont do shit
Don't fr*cking say those words
I hate EA launcher
they arent nv
S*riously.
isnt scramble also nvg?
Congitohazardous dampening goggles
Idk why but
Its not SCRAMBLE either
I get the vibes that you're a strategy game guy
i love strategy games
They stop cognitohazards
godman do you like strategy games
Honestly I don't have any actual RTS games
Never played em
Shouldmt it filter 939's shart cloud?
How many exists in game
I love RTS games
Or is that memetic
those arent cognitohazards
its amnestic gas
its not a memetic hazard either
tf is the gas mask doin then
the only good RTS games are controlled by the oligarchs of gaming
And there aren't any like
The closest thing to a strategy game I have are RPG games like Deltarune or Expedition 33
Its mentioned that 939's amnestic breathe is extremely non-reactive, making it near impossible to filter
Oh shit
Why the fuck is my PC smoking
Dude
Wait dude what the fuck
It's actually smoking right now
What the fuck
you should turn it off
Unplug
PUT IT OUT NOW
I love this shit. Holy moly
ok sorry
It’s hard to explain sometime
Dude I swear he fucking either gets on the vape or that shit
You still gotta bring nvg dude
I don't care what site
You gotta bring nvg
what happens if i go to the tree
😭
im on my way
I see the tree. I chopped tree down. Chop the half of woods. Then put in the fire. Enjoy watching the fire
Add hotdogs to enjoy it fully
Surface map is already changed or still in upgrading?
what in the leviathan
Skill issue
tree scream?
what if 079 didn't have to hover over someone's head to see their info?
I feel like it'd just be better than what we currently have
Are you are you
Are you are you coming to the tree
if your power is coming to the tree, what are you without it?
John Hungergame
Stop spoiling terran
the ONE time i get 079
my team jus
is bunz
😭
except for like
the 106
w kings play ground 106 in server 1
the issue is you're playing on Kings
never play kings playground
it was the only open server 🥀
what else do i do bro
I don’t know what is that
I kind of hate when I back SL game and forgot the control or how to play sometime
theres an scp thats just a tree people think should be screaming
so theres just a bunch of testing logs of trying to make it scream
I like SCPs that make the "writers" write incorrect information on the SCP
interesting
Unreliable narrators are fun when done right.
But some dry stuff is fun. 9009 wasn't my favorite SCP because it kinda dragged a bit, but the silly premise with a pretty well-written article that kept the clinical tone did make the latter half decently enjoyable.
narrators are fun in general
I get what cassie is ment for but cmon man
127 was the first voice we got that was witty and humorous and it was so peak
ok
Not exactly incorrect, but there’s a funny one - 7098
it exists in one site only
and whenever someone tries to write about it in that site
they will have bad grammar always
What if PC looks at me and I went to intercom and dog kills me
Never
No slave? Good
is 3114 a joke to you
A very unfunny one at that
ain't no way you prefer the cliche joke teller over the bones pun skeleton
Did you see it
no wonder the class clown thinks that
@magic whale Why did you leave Dr. Bright discord bro
bro dr bright is BUNS
We gotta talk more in there about the gym and how no one is as natty as us
Based on what bro
Like you all just hate on servers and then just say nothing
don't talk to me chud
don't pregnant man react me
don't dm me
Yeah lower your tone chud
we're DONE
Lower your chud tone
lower your chone
Watch yo chone
5 minutes of knowing this guy and I want him DEAD AT MY FEET
who is this kid
That’s my friend of 45 years right there
Dead
lowkey you shouldn't say that because of discord
I am not joking
I'm out here giving genuine advice to u
discord gave me a BS warn for calling someone br*ke as a joke here
you really don't wanna rile them up
About time Discord got a job
including me
high level chuds
I'm talking
chud bosses
got taken down
it was our 9/11 in the slcord
I’m just a low ranking chud man it’s okay
I was active on May 1st. I am very unfamiliar with this purge I believe you are spreading misinformation.
Yeah so I’m gonna go ahead and report you for spreading misinformation. 😁
something happened on may 1st?
it was true
ask the discordians
@supple urchin back me up
@fierce lynx @amber bone When you guys get active let me know if the May 1st discord purge was real
it was so real trust me
Or if this feras plays guy is TALKIN out of his ass
Okay now I deadass know it happened because you wouldn’t use wallahi unironically
bro WHO would stay in the diddler discord
I KNOW RIGHT
Bro
yes bro
The SL server
Named after the diddler
What can they do brah
If they gaf they’d rename
what happened to dr bright
You can be aware of his disgusting crimes and still have your server named that
No you can’t bro 😭
Yes man
@weary crag back me up man
If I read a Hitler analogy I swear to god
dude
even like
I am pretty sure the scp wiki
did some stuff too
because of the dr bright drama
If the server owners gave a fuck about the victims they’d rename
The server
It’s common sense
Shaw
Garama
even the fuckin scp wiki
changed dr bright
becasue of the drama
it was THAT bad
like alot of writers write for shaw
now instead of bright
yeah WHO would wanna be keeping to associate with a terrible person
They have no association with that disgusting putrid human being though so to call it the diddler server is crazy
Just rename it to Dr. Shaws
Plus dr bright the character is such a Tumblr sexyman self insert
Fact check?
androids:
As sad as it sounds, most SL players don't care about wiki drama + brand recognition
Got banned
let’s play subnautica 
waterslop
Survivalslop
slcord members when the server isnt 100% vanilla with hard comms
ppl hate on dr brights until they actually play the server then they realize it isnt a billion plug ins like it was like 5 years ago
I'd never hate on Dr. Bright's...
okay broooo
js say u support dr bright
too far bro
The server or the former AdminBright
the dude
if i wanted to play moddedslop id hop on chaos theory over dr slops
reported lil buddy
im going to make my own sl server and im only gonna have pedophiles moderate it
have fun
Sometimes you have to say the controversial things so that beta chuds know their place
this isn't the way to go
Chaos Theory is 10x worse
i wanted to ping a mod but this server has no fucking moderation
the only moderation is when there are junior mods try harding
ya lets just type slurs
3
2
1
it's free estate up on these parts
Don't worry I'll get disappeared for off-topic conversations
never mind madax AWOKE
when are the mod apps this server has none
i wanted to ping noemi but she seems to not be mod anymore
apparently
dang
bro half of the mods do not even look at this server
like you \
true
Mutually assured destruction bro
bro i feel like half the mods have been hired in 2023 and havent checked the server since
lowkey lucid auro dino and havoc are the only ones that are actually decentally active
the rest almost don't speak
nathan was the balance we needed
Is there any server that's like, in singapore or Australia
also ya literally only overseers moderate
kitchen island
official aussie server
Damn, kozz got so mindbroken by my counterargument he's still waffling on about moderation in this server
LMAO
Okay man
Gonna check it next time once I deleted a few games off my drives
SILENCED
yup
Damn
Yeah he got muted
got mutted
1984 up in these parts
its either mad max or 1984 around here
Handled
Was too cool
thank you
typical of big gran
For the future, @craggy hearth is always there if you need a mods attention
Did the dev removed 079's ability to activate nuke on T5 or it was never existed all along
never existed
never existed
it was an idea
with the instability stuff
So technically it existed and never existed at the same time
Wasn't joking. More of a sarcastic retort to clearly dumb shit being said to me. But no point pressing it further.
why did they even put it in those intermission tips if it wasnt ever a thing
it was a stretch goal for 079's soft rework in 12.0 then tested in a PEARS (specificaly #4 iirc)
never fully implemented
I did have a loading screen hint about it for a while though, which was the cause of some confusion
whyd they even add that
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I guess because it's just too easy to get T5 now and basically unfair to some players because they'll get decimated if they're deep in the facility and basically a suicide for 079 itself
it was
naw i think it was just because 079 is virtually useless on surface
if 079 activates nuke by itself it grows legs and puts itself on surface
@jagged radish I was RIGHT
the microwave from goat simulator
Well you’re annoying so I just by default disagree with you
no it’s because it was pretty useless
also it would let 079 survive the nuke
js give 079 the surface turrets from cb
lowkey what would 079 even do on fucking surface
but in playtests literally no one used the ability
exept shut lights
That aint turret, that's HID cannon
and shout at the humans
more fun
it’s called the hid turret
son
failed larp
Probably misheard it in the ending thing
who wanna play league of legends
Fuck no
no
bro
go back to deadlock rem
the cursed apple needs u
this guy is like the devil on your shoulder telling you terrible ideas
loler is more like the angel lowkey
They gonna start dodging rain after they learn the patterns
How they can drink the water…
What kind of angel asks you to play LoL
They got Rabies the second they play LOL for the first time
bro listened to the devil
Laugh out loud? Sure
I don't know shit about acronym
mewgenics more like MIDgenics amirite
Play Watching a paint dry simulator
no bro
it's made by the GOAT edmund
it's good
we love edmund
I don’t think it’s good idea for me to play that’s game…
It’s full of cats. I like dog more than cat
Cats are interesting pet. The loyalty is eh.
They will eat your eyes or nose when you’re passed away
Dog won’t expect pissed on you and crying…
What are you doing up so early on the SLcord
ive been doing nothing all night besides play tf2ware
no way it's that fun
I appealed it but my next ban is a perma ban no matter what
SL runs so good under Proton 11 now
idc anymore anyway I stopped playing sl all together
I swear people only have the same 3 jokes about horses
slopgenics
subtitle error
lowkey what did u do
well first they banned me for cheating
why the fudge would you cheat
granoula is just too good
let me tell you the other times they banned me in DMs
hold your horses
spit
spiting
more authoritarian
!peanut
Totalitarian means the government tries to control the populace’s ideas and thoughts. They try to rewrite the culture of their people. Like the world from 1984
Authoritarian is less extreme, only concerned about directly controlling the people of the state rather than their personal beliefs
why can't we all just get along 😢
Correct
I forgot
I worked with Beryl to implement the T5 nuke in that PEARS build
The reason was to allow 079 to do stuff up there lol
Aside from lights and the gate.. not much it can do
i think the scps should be the nuke
Tier 5 can be reached fast if one plays their moves right anyways
I mean they can do it even now but they have to get someone to turn it on and then get to the surface to activate it instead of just activating it whenever its convenient like it would be with t5 079 activation
that's what I mean
right now nuking is a very big commitment from the scp team and 079 would remove that
hi, what are your favorite scp's? (also outside of SCP:SL)
it'd also bring up strats where you can just wait for people to either turn it off (now you know where they are and 079 can stall them out from leaving while the SCPs come) or you can camp the elevators on surface and wait for them that way
i think my favorite is scp-4999 so far and scp-999
!999
the rivisionist history on this gif is crazy
!079
Much better
067 is also cool
nhahahahahaahhah it's true madness
Is that fucking real
YES
Imagine the ping on that bad boy😭
we are turned off NORULES for that hahahhaha
One trap and it's OVER
1 protocol "HE Grenade in lift" and it's over
so that's where all the sl players are at
hahahahahah
can't play 90% of NA servers 'cause they got nobody on them but russia hitting 124 players
something huge is coming
its funny because you cant even play sl without bypassing
dawg
yet russian servers are consistently the most active ones
NO WAY!!!
apparently there is also a lot of chinese players
yeah
no only russian
on that server with 130
I mean sl in general
The Chinese servers have some insane plugin content
ah oh
It's a bit of a sensory overload
this game basically belongs to the east
is it worse than ct
I got a nosebleed last time I played
It has an actual physical effect on your health
Sir, this is #scp-discussion
I'm honestly kind of surprised the game can function with that many players
just for anyone who don't know... that event based on epstein documents
epstein here is our Event Master Head Of Department Geterpstein(Getergent originally)
Rename this channel to off topic-discussion
this channel is discussion
That's called #general-chat

guys real question which scps in sl would you kiss
914
i’m thinking 049, 953, and 1576
fuck marry kill scp sl edition
are my options the entire roster
Yeah
i’m not gonna do this because i don’t want to be muted
pussy
fine fuck 953 marry 049 kill 079 20 times over
I'd fuck 939 marry 953 and kill 079
953 isn’t marriage material i fear

pure honest discussion
we have free speech rights my friends
what scp is the swamp girl
she lowkey bad
true
by Pig_catapult
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +784
yep i was right
by SimpleCadence, Unknown Author
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +537
I think drawing 953 got me fucked up cause I had a dream and now I wanna wipe humanity out
kill 7 billion people
im soldier boy
Im the deep
173 is cement with shit in it, 049 only has a beak + you will probably instantly die, 106 is literally rotten, 939 has no lips and a bunch of razor sharp teeth, 079 is literally software and 096 is kinda normal I guess (but if you open your eyes he will murder you)
i would give 049 a peck on the cheek
Fuck 018 marry 244 kill 2176
lol
If I could I'd put 079 in an evil infinite hell deathloop
If I were a d-class and I was forced to test 018 I'd swallow it and choke on it and die in front of the researchers as it vibrates in my throat
Ok dude
What's left to test with 018
Yes boss it didn't lose any energy again
The foundation are bums
these guys suck
Bro is the soldier goy
Force the researchers to clean up your viscera off the walls of the test chambers
That’ll show em
Fuck 079 marry 096 kill 106
?
how are you going to fuck a program dude
I'll find a way
Better then all of the other options since 953 isn't out yet
Worst possible options
If 953 is out then yeah 953
I'll find a way to your house first
Lock your doors im coming
SCP-812-NW "Anomalious offtopic chat"
No he has nothing
The clothes are apart of him
Would 049 taste like chicken?
No
No
Leather
But its a bird
Yes
Dusty old leather
Maybe like pigeons + leather
He'd taste like leather and human probably
guinea fowl
So like beef?
Cow leather
91%
TF2 shotgun
Can we play
049 gives me the vibe that if you took a bite out of his stupid ass beak it'd taste like pure ceramic
Will 15.0 allow us to put 127 on a grill
You would have to eat him like escargot
when you're at the SL cookout and your homie serves up straight 173
330 is the bitch out choice
330 tastes like water
500 probably doesn’t taste
all the other options are either plastic & metal or human flesh
In terms of the living ones
Uhh
127 has too much shell and teeth
Not much meat there
boil him like a crab
dude i'm fucking starving, I might just dig into 079 atp
939 would be far too tough and sinuey
500 must don't heal your bulletproofs
I think you have to eat 127
Eat 127 like seafood probably wouldn't be that bad
Do you think you could team up with 939 and start splitting kills for food
I can reason
HJAHAHAA
How
SERVER LAY DOWN
What's your plan
If you are a cannibal it's 049-2
You are getting a nasty prion disease
the weird fluids and gunk 049 puts into them would prolly kill you first
You have to drop 127 in the boiling water quickly so he doesn't feel any pain
be like eating a sample from a virus research lab
post d-class escape where me and 127 are wondering the frozen wastes of greenland and he has to make a noble sacrifice to allow me to survive
русская
dude that's a classic
you me?
what?
that classic
do you think 127 can regen anything else or just teeth
🧑🦼
It can spit
And presumably bleed
if so we might have an infinite food source if we take the proper precautions
If 127 got damaged would it regenerate the gun or is it more like hermit crab
Where it finds a new one
fuck
He eats the liquid that he’s in I thought
I believe the gun itself is its bone structure
Lizards don't just regrow their tails from nothing
Google scp 682
I think you just need to make 127 jerky
Liquid with nutrients
To last you a long while
I think
it uses the calcium liquid it's stored in to keep its bone structure strong and to make teeth iirc
otherwise it just dies
I'm going to miss the steam. Could someone please ask for me if Melancholy will still play on surface? I assume it would but i just want to make sure.
what
So if I had a pet 127 I'd have to feed him?
SL single player game with a d class trying to get out of greenland
yeah
Survival game
Dunno if I can handle that responsibility
unless you want to starve it
huh
greenland is a containment zone itself
I think if you had anti cola you wouldn't have to eat
you ate the anti-cola
There's a 15.0 discussion stream in 4 hours
and it eats your hunger
There’s a 15.0 FAQ stream in 4 hours
Anti cola probably saves you from most things
they copy and pasted the spelling error from the general chat
servers are down?
!status
Huh
GUYS