#scp-discussion
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unlimited ap regen
there all buffed up for the larpers
they can finally play the game
pinging humans as 079 now does damage to them
I was asking CheeseChurger....
(real ability i encountered on a modded server)
Kadava's Calamity reference???
Now inflicts cardiac arrest
w buffs
ts is so ass
If Kadava was smart he would call it Kadava's Kalamity
all of them
Fuck you mean all of them
all
Elaborate
all
larpers cant even larp being larpers anymore these days
they just be sayin anything
Sure hope use for this gif isn't patented by slcorders
Mr. Guy can like it all he wants I'm still gonna use it
huh
I was the first to introduce this gif to the rotation
I'm like the spanish bringing over plagues and shit
hello, neighbour?
Hello, I'm your neighbor
I felt like it was an appropriate moment to post the gif in place of lazybones Mr guy and kardiner
Not a gif I'd use on the regular doe
079 appears to not be in a good day today
how about we motivate him with a controlled shock
why's this guy built like a cartoon character
i never noticed that
thats not how human beings look
because he is a cartoon
this is the only music app I use
- scp-079 ping now will follow a pinged human for roughly 3 seconds before becoming stationary
what is this
is this a leak of some sort
a suggestion?
no i made it up
why
because yes
cause its ashhhhley
this one is my favorite
do you see 4 h's in that name?
who's the chud next door living in the haunted mansion
you guys ever get mentally flashbanged with 1000 images rapidly going through in your head and all you can do is scream on the inside
no
cause that just happened to me
why is every fucking glados gif portal 2
i wanted to reference the glados's screens
you know
I get the bit though
the screens that are cycling through like a hundred images
No matter where you go, he will always follow.
He uses no magic and no tricks.
...Except for the fact he can just ignore gravity.
Anyway, 106's behavior and his Pocket Dimension are thoroughly explained in this episode of SCP: Containment Breach-EX!
Music used (in order):
-Bring a Medpack - Subnautica
-Forlorn Descent - AM2R
-Horror Land - Mari...
I love this
the guy also made one about 173
super super intereseting stuff
No matter where you go, he will always follow.
He uses no magic and no tricks.
...Except for the fact he can just ignore gravity.
Anyway, 106's behavior and his Pocket Dimension are thoroughly explained in this episode of SCP: Containment Breach-EX!
Music used (in order):
-Bring a Medpack - Subnautica
-Forlorn Descent - AM2R
-Horror Land - Mari...
@chrome summit this guy just said your joke but louder are you gonna take that disrespect
No matter where you go, he will always follow.
He uses no magic and no tricks.
...Except for the fact he can just ignore gravity.
Anyway, 106's behavior and his Pocket Dimension are thoroughly explained in this episode of SCP: Containment Breach-EX!
Music used (in order):
-Bring a Medpack - Subnautica
-Forlorn Descent - AM2R
-Horror Land - Mari...
I saw this video like seven minutes after it released
Ah fuck, not again.
SCP-312 is actually kind of unique for a series 1 murder monster
is his hand glitching?
nah i dont think the laser touches the front of the gun
theres space between
where the hand is
already watched the whole thing
I love this type of shit
scp cb code is so fucking funny bro
laser is just in front of his hand
this comment says it best
he's got room
I didn't expected 106 to have any kind of collision 🤣
Y'know Don Gendonz makes some awesome SCP animations
i love his videos a lot
The only one I don't like is his World Gone Beautiful one
yeah but one of his fingers is noclipping through the gun
whats up guys
i need to eat
oh my god your right
dont kill the model thats fingers the gun as modellers say
or something like that
was looking for an image of the cross vec with a laser from the workstation without having to open SL myself and stumbled upon this
one of the worst cross vec builds i have ever seen
are you allergic to recoil???
ngl the tesla gate makes it hard to read server rules
#hater
don't read the rules then duh
u follow the rules by seeing what gets you punished and what doesnt first hand instead of reading
BORRRRRRRRRRRING
anything else is trying to be fancy
"dont (500word paragraph)"
class d can kill guards on sight but not vice versa
durrrrrrrrr
but chaos can kill scientists
UNLESS
"refer to rule 1e in subsection 5 to understand rule 16"
ragebait server
lol
i think stash has a similar rule
some server punish 049-2 intentionally dying and KOS
or there was a server where every friday only could you KOS
i think 049 suicide should not be allowed but its hard to tell whats suicide and whats not
thats cool
i like that one
60% can't get enforced
what gives, you can always just fake the death anyway
i said punished
just run into the mtf spawn wave
when im zombie i usually try my hardest but if i see a crowd of people i wil run into them and just try to get one or 2 hits in
i just help if the 049 player is a cool guy
sorry i explained it wrong.
60% of KOS or suicide is hard to actual punish because you can just say the d class was armed or smth
otherwise i'd just find the closest tesla or pit
couldnt take it anymore after his boyfriend died
"for complete list of rules join discord" 😭
doesn't kurva also has FF
THERES MORE??
yes.
yeah true
i dont
not anymore
i used to like a year ago
i tried kurva. then i heard a mod sound like a 10yr and left immediately
FF servers are so funny because what stops me as a mtf sarg from just bombing the whole wave down in an elevator
lmao
"erm you get banned" ok they all still died bro
ff servers are so unfun
oh yeah bro lemme see if the guy who fragged me did it on accident or not
how?
YOU CANT
ITS SO DUMB
i got banned from that server cus i tk'd a guy who was killing other teammates
"i saw larry mb gng"
i didn't bother explaining cus that server is shit anyway
FF servers were even worse when cadets couldn’t open gates so if you were a lieutenant or commander you would just get killed for your card
Son
Bro is a newgen
this game is really easy
i would use the card as an excuse to fucking kill y'all
it's like a dude who goes to a strip club and goes "oh god why are there so many naked women here"
LIKE DUDE
DUDE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
UGH
THAT WAS AWFULLL
its a dog eat dog world
commanders still have more perms than everyone else right?
kill everybody
why do the chaos have more access to the facility than the mtf
You could’ve made it bro 💔
buddy y'all are very naive if you think they'd kill you for the card
why does a CI riflemen have a bandage + pain pills making him survive a hit from 049 but mtf privates don't got that
WHY NW
why do chaos have super fucking loud footsteps
arent they supposed to be sneaking in the facility (pre cassie update at least)
I knwr igh
Newgen newgen newgen please be quiet in our presence
NEWGEN
don't you have an steam account to purchase
because in the past they didn't have an announcement, their footsteps were the heads up they were around
yeah ig that makes sense
wait is the chaos theme still in the game
For Class-D, yeah
yes
wait its only for class d?
dude
honestly I believe CI theme should be global now
I think other CI hear it too
I didn’t know 939s ate each other
everyone in the "CI" team hears it
so CI and D class
thought so
because nw is dumb
"We Gotta Run" isn't a very subtle theme to be blasting into everyone's ears
whats wrong with this
yeah but its tuf
it was worse when the lieutenant was nowhere to be seen. so you were stranded on surface or begging 079 to open
why
encourages camping and lack of fight risk
dms already encourages camping
isnt the prime strat just to wait out all spawn waves
Before the card rework ts was the worst fucking thing ever
get dms
lack of fight risk wdym
and win on surface
the hp doesn't help with that
ig
SCPs just wait till DMS at some point
scps are at a diadvantage on surface and dms is supposed to favor scps
how much heal is it again
if they "wait" till dms like you say then they wont be killing anyone when dms comes around
maybe 1500?
and be super outnumbered on surface
I think it’s like 800-1000HP
it depends on their hp
someone said that it should play "we gotta run" if a chaos team sees helicopter on surface
I’ve seen SCPs get 1000
i think that would be ocol
scps with less hp heal more
they do it when there are just a few targets left and when no waves are spawning
and the chaos theme could play if a mtf sees the van
DMS HP gain is pretty funny at times
it's not like they wait for it since the start of the round
they wait when they see it convenient
cra z
I love how he gained 1599
it at least helped ppl to stick together
but being locked in surface was very awful
im ngl i still kinda miss the old keycards sometimes
True
they were slightly different
they just removed two cards and gave more perms to the cadet one
We got the gameboy now
no snake, bad card
Old keycard models are WAY better

Snake camping must’ve been worse than WW2 when it first dropped
Now, the game is trying to be something it never will be
like the new one looks made in a factory compared to this
"Realistic"
believe me that snake is the very least thing that'd cause camping in SL
this looks gritty and handmade
like a
terrorist group
made it
like a pipe bomb
The new lighting in 13.0 ruined the vibe ENTIRELY
perchance
It was way better when it looked damp, dark, and tunnel-y
HL2 beta reference
i wouldnt know i havent played
I wouldn't call SCP:SL Realistic, it's just that the setting is modern instead of Sci-fi
It could never be realistic thats my point
yeah, unfortunately, but they're doing better nowadays
So just go all into sci-fi
new models for people suck
im gonna be fr
they are BUNS
i miss the balaclaclvalkbas
nah, mtf model change was a good one
Here we go again.
Everything else is shit yeah
OG scientist was so good
Thats the same with all the other humans
yeah except like
dumb fucking
The facility guard simply doesn't deserve to look cool 
WHat.
not all scientists are old bald people
guards are kinda look
More like human…
kinda like
How rude was that…
Yeah that's why I said facility guards, not the containment officer 
guards are just kinda there to get eaten or whatever
Try protecting you from the truth…
only thing i dislike about new class-d is that they look like 😐
while the other one is like 🙂
WHERE ARE HIS BLUE EYESSSS
HE NEEDS HIS BLUE EYESSSS
TO SEEE
To be fair the image on the right is taken from a higher angle so of course the mouth is gonna look more like a smile than the head-on photo
Fun facts. Eyes colours effect your lighting
but they're really smiling
i think the new ones are kinda uncanny
the old ones were not trying to be realistic so it wasnt uncanny
another angle
but now they are uncanny
why is scientist so OLD
the bodies are cool
god
but the faces are just idk
walter white bro
are like extremely serious
exactly
NO
vril: REVOKED
if its more than 6 people its not friendslop
its more like
gangslop
like helldivers
it's strangerslop
i don't think a random spec guy spamming loud noises would count as my friend lol
the best part of SL is playing with strangers
I hate how the scientists is fucking old ass man running and jumping like holy fuck
scp sl is just a blind dating sim

Mr art manager redo faces pls
talk to strangers. make friends. walk into unmarked white vans.
reminds me of this guy that was being super homophobic on this "anarchy" server and i check his profile and he was a gay furry 😭
That that easy
life is yours
meet the spy
redo it today
anyways turns out
he was just trying to get everyone to see how stupid the points he was saying were
but everyone kept on agreeing
😭
some dude was also ai voicing the clankers from star wars reading mein kampf
LMAO
crazy fucking server bro
super fun though
i wish no rules servers werent against northwood policies
all of the remaining ones are russian
or dead
It's like the media trope of "we're making fun of you!!!" and the people being made fun of love it
the best part of SL is meeting strangers
the worst part of SL is meeting strangers
When people do satire sometimes it just kinda ends up making the people they're making fun of join the community because they don't know they're being made fun of
mr art manager pls do your job
and then it kinda just spreads from there
anyways
SL player (derogatory)
"this is making fun of you actually"
moral of the stories
racists online are great
super funny
GOD I HATE THE SERVER LIST
I DONT wANNA SPAM REFRESH TO SEE IF THE SERVER HAS SPACE
PLEASE NORTHWOOD MAKE IT UPDATEEE AUTOMATICALLYYY
Server queue never
i love 26/25 server because a mod joined or whatever
somtimes you get kicked for server being full while IN THE GAME
guess what
Literacy is dead in some communities (HD2 community doesn't know how to read)
the media literacy crowd is lame anyways
no you're interpreting it wrong, my way is the correct way
i hate media literacy people
just leave the server when it's at 5 seconds from restarting the round
join right after, you'll get first slot even before reserved ones
shut up shut up i'm right you're wrong
they can be very unbearable
they always say media literacy because you dont support their ship of a dude with his dog or whatever
holy shit they made it into a gif
I HAVE BEEN REFRESHIN FOR 30 MINUTES
NORTHWOOOOOD
canon ship (they stood next to each other once)
SHIPPERS
no brooo the people who are best friends since birth and CLEARLY dont like men and have talked to eachother about the women they like are clearly secretly gay and so secret even the author didnt know
ALL THEY DO IS FIGHT OVER SHIPS
THEY'RE GAY!!!
lmfao perhaps
here's the solution:
The only options for US East servers being ravenguard or king's playground can be hell
except i cant even get in the game
yea that's for when you're already in-game but don't wanna get kicked by the game's dumb slot listing
mods on their way to join, take up a slot, and not do their job until someone makes a lighthearted joke within 10 miles of them
or admin abuse
i know you play on officials now lol
Nah theyre afk in overwatch farming hours
farming hours... disgusting...
Nothing can beat The Isle's horrendous servers
Spend an hour just praying you have a chance of even seeing the dino select screen
and then spend 4 hours trying to grow a dinosaur only to starve and never see one of the 99 other people on the server
I do wish that overwatch role players didn't count towards the total Server player count + not being able to be seen on the playerlist
The Isle sucks
We did eat the dinosaur and eggs.
overwatch should go more for an "incognito" type of role
THIS IS CHINESE WATER TORTURE SOUND VERSIOn
CLICK
CLICK
LCICK
SADJ:LKSAJD
HUBERRTTTTT
WHEN I CATCH YOUR BALD HEAD HUBRET
Are you alright?
WHY ARETHE BUTTONS SOOS MADPSO SMMDMSASMSmSALALl
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I CLICKED IED EITH .22 SECONDS
HOI:SAHKDJLADASJHSALDKAJ
FUL
AND EVERY NON OFFICIAL
IS SLOP
RULESLOP
OR
PLAYERCOUNTSLOP
OR
MODSLOP
SLKJASJ
why does william gain super strength when he puts on his fur suit
is it that powerful
That happens with all fursuits
Furry has one
Yeah furries get stat buffs when they have fursuits on
Its actually so troll that you can be playing a server but if 2 reserved slots are playing you might get booted between rounds
Ai slop
can't beieve the creeks indented donuts
can you unironically listen to bloodpop in 2026
with the right blood pimple
Angry police equal unequal rights
ew
what the fuck is bloodpop
?
Can I ask you a question?
Idk
Scared to answer?
Yep
no shot you don't know
What is bro talking about
did we live through the same 2020
i wasnt self aware in 2020
Idk what that is either
You should be.
I wasn't either tbh
Goosebumps
I haven't seen it and I do not live under a rock
ive seen things similar to this
Are you scared? You should be!
ok patrick the starfish
Dunno what that is and im pretty glad
Live under the rock. Dude, you will become like a caveman
Maru over here saying things for the sake of people not knowing
You have a search engine you can use figure it out
negative social credit
Holy shit
they eat clams
by physically ejecting their stomachs all over them
and digesting them alive
have fun with that info
to be fully honest i already knew that starfish push their stomachs out of themselves to eat i just wanted everyone else to learn about it
What about the dinosaurs…
Dinosaur are pussy to hide.
she's in it for the love of the game
i can respect it
the fuck did I just read in here
dont get me started on worms
dude
what
me ned north in wood stream
whats that
is that new sl class
me love new volumetric lighring teazer 😹
She can ruin me.
kiss me again in scp sl
She'll kill you and eat your inners
@wispy walrus
if you want to play scp sl with me this is your only opportunity for the next sixty years
join northwood canada 1
My music vs the situation I'm in
thanks for letting me know what server not to play 😹
:joy-cat;
She's doing me a favor.
if we do that then he will join a different server
It’s the throws up on your carpet person
Keep deleting them until there’s nothing left
@wispy walrus actually join server two
what if 953 was nice and only killed people who were evil
server one fucking stinks
I genuinely want Northwood to commission Twalu to use Twalu's version of SCP-953 for the plushie.
did you steal my mental idea
I've said this several times now
16.0 is not coming out in our lifetime bro 💔
really
you can check
@wispy walrus how was the exam?
first thing i see bruh
who the fuck is setting off fireworks in MAY
What a freak
could be a great text bubble
Go out there and take care of business bud
Be a man
True
no
i also thought i was gonna use my twalu 953 text bubble but i almost never use it
this one
It’s adorable
We’re supposed to be scared of this?
she looks pretty cool in the teaser but man i cant focus on her with that juicy volumetric lighting effect
What if we put SCP-953 in 914 and made Anti-953 who is nice
You know how viltrumites lived on earth for a while and just calmed down
I’m thinking we do the same for 953
Just put her in a normal ass home and she’ll chill out
I will calm down when I see the booty
🤨
Thragg is mad because he became an incel
And killed by her because fooled by the Beauty
guys look i found 953 in the volumetric lighting gif thingy
Thats just cables
He literally avoided joining his soldiers on Earth to not meet the women what a bum
I know that exact model by heart
so if the speech bubble is pointing to the spy
and then soldier
what does this gif mean
Here's my meme idea
its not that hard to understand
ok explain it
Yeah this is tuff
This only works with a facility guard
person above says something (probably dumb and fucking dies)
person below is who killed them (based and truecel pilled)
thanks
Instead of thrag being guard make him 079 and mark as 096
Or 173 and 096
No bro that’s not why it works
Because the guards just kill the class d
Thragg is Marks greatest enemy
Oh i forgot the story of comics
that's kinda the vibe/energy
Guard being a regular D-Class killer being the one that defends D-Class
wait does this get reposted? i made it lmao
Conext of where in the heck this image came from or who made this edit?
I need class d because they are my shield
I don’t wanna be that guy but that’s the first time I’ve seen that here
To be honest I like the idea of the Facility Guard defending the D-Class from an SCP.
A competent Facility Guard can be more terrifying than an MTF/Chaos Spawn Wave.
@fervent forge
yeah me too
I made a banger tweet just above
Whenever Keks or Asorha are guards they literally carry the round this is very true
LOL
Or 106
It does every now and then as it comes in handy
Everything was lightwork
Except for this SINGULAR bullshit ass frq
So like
There were two object arraylists
yeah no
I can confirm now
scp sl does not feel as enjoyable as it once did
I suspect this is likely my preference in games changing though
You were supposed to make a class method to return an in of the ones that appeared in both of those arraylists with a certain thing about their attributes
But the thing was
The supposed "same" objects in each were actually just different objects and references
Where an ATTRIBUTE of them was the same
And the other one that was different in each for that same attribute name was
So bullshit bro
The rest were so easy like
Max 2-3 for loops and a few ifs each
And that one was like
are you talking about programming classes objects and attributes
So. “Object” is the object that’s you needed?
5 scrolls long
Awesome happy to hear you did well
Unless I'm stupid
Because I fucking figured out EXACTLY how to do it when j was done
???
Also sorry I was sleeping I didn't see ur pings
what pings
scpsl is like a job you must take breaks or you will get burned out
Can I name myself Midori fan instead of mari maru fan
no one knows who midori is
Okay :)
Aw
Well I'm sure you're joking
But either way I'm glad to do it if it'll help you feel better
バカな奴
So you do like me
how do you extrapolate that
JovixTV_ is typing ......
from me saying that
Embed perms at level 10
You're either on some tsundere shit or you're just a sociopath
Hello chat
But you told me you're the latter
I want to believe that's a lie
Clearly you pinged me and asked me because it meant something to you
If it didn't, you wouldn't have asked
Embed perms at level 10
you're even more hopeless than I thought
@marble mantle Was that you on nw official
which server
canada 2
I just fucked around and got bored pretty quickly and switched games
same, can't blame ya
but I went aloud "Maru Maru?"
bc I knew that username was familiar lmao
I recall seeing that name on the cedmod panel
What is that?
subnautica 2
Bruh
couldn't hear anything over the sex jokes so I just started tuning everything out xd
I was thinking earlier as a joke, what if you guys added SCP-343 as a shitpost (optional) replacement model for Tutorials
horniest server in sl history
what one (1) woman being online does to a server
Ruined everything. I assume
I haven't played an SCPSL game where people go insane about women in a long while
LMAO
I think it’s just woman who want to play the games. For who didn’t know the woman for like how long time. Like never go outside to see some woman
But I don’t fall for woman’s voices because it’s can be fooled
I am completely unaffected by the voice of a woman
good job
so I can't be fooled either way
subnautica 2 is selling your data confirmed?
yep they're leaking me
leaking me all over the place
and then half of them gets banned
For being weird
dude
everyone sells ur data
talk about smthn with a friend on discord dm
women being in an sl server makes me angry not because there are women in the sl server but because it makes every man act like a fucking idiot
boom yt recommend feed is that
doesn't mean I have to like it...
watch subnautica have a data breach and leak the location of over 1 million players
“You do not own this game but license it” ahh Nazis
northwood official servers are chill and normal
Fuck
ghost ping
Fuck
I don't get it either
@jagged radish
that's a fucking lie
saw kings playground server mod crash the server to impress a girl once
Ok there
top 10 biggest lies ever
Now I'm gonna do the thing I told Midori I was gonna do
No they aren’t dude what the hell are you talking about
*when I'm playing on them
NW EU specifically was racial slur haven
taylor do you play dead by daylight
biggest f slur ever
no
we can play that instead of scp sl because I don't like the game anymore
I do not play Northwood Euro
I know europeans love saying slurs
damn
Welcome to men’s world
Might be gayer than kissing men
All I'm saying
I avoid kings playground like it's got "here be dragons" written on it
thankfully I'm neither!
damn, pretty dumb
can you not say these things anymore
But I'm laying down
thank you for sharing
Should I sleep or play video game so I'm sitting up?
Because I'm tired and I have work tomorrow
I really didn't need to know you took a shit taylor
I meant to say northwood canada official servers are normal places when I play them
Have you heard of common sense
Well it's either that or pee
Heh
nope
Im currently insomniamaxxing
See now that a nw questioned me
Someone tried to ping me but pinged you on accident
I'm going to stop
I can tell because that sounds really weird to try to say out loud
Get sleepmogged
oh lol
What the fuck?
well hello my fellow kard
yeah you are someone
You wouldn't have known it was me without knowing it happened
Why didn't you say Taylor?
aren't you happy that we agree that you are a person just like the rest of us
we???
tf did i get summoned into
yes we
NO
Why do you want me to out you to this person so badly bro
I'm not in that "we"
That's not what I want
I want you to say my name
I mean
1 out of thousands people in this server
I knew it
I already get pinged enough lmao
@charred island hi
this server has enough people to make an army, yet only 20 people in #scp-discussion
This is because people stare at you not talking
!hubertping
@charred island
the urge to ping hube
Midori isn't here, chat isn't terrible
I should have a safeword
taylor is here and thats arguably worse
Thats mean
What if one day I like
taylor's still here
yeah like I'm an animal in a zoo, they stare at us like we're zoo animals
true
actually it is worse its 100% worse
not arguably
Oh wait
Suffer the consequences of talking in the server
blood red symptomatic vomit on my bed
Taylor is fine because you can tell he is joking 95% of the time
Midori is not
Yes bro
yo imagine if the entire server was blocked off and limited to tier 2 patreon+
It's not that I'm joking
I'm usually 95% serious but in a 100% jokey way
This is the 5%
If that makes sense
This but instead of patreon they have to have elden ring in their steam library
baaling?
Damn
@marble mantle you. Etter says thank you
feras said you're balling
Hire this guy now
Hire this guy now
They just gotta hurry and wrap it up
Mire
this chat fucking sucks where's guiperre
Sweat
I would say true but I don't have Elden Ring in my library
@prime frost we need you
A seabed of beached lungs
you know what would make this chat good
Noob
The whale of humanitarianism dried up to the color of the inverted sky

