#scp-discussion
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No I just really like posting it
EGITC, WLTTN, A, WT, I, TITC, ON, A, HP!
I do not own this clip, all rights go to David Production and related distributors of the blu-ray release.
After 13.0
I post it whenever I feel like that irl
You’re CrazY
Whenever I'm looking at the screen with that face
i think you're nuts
!loreserver
!loreserver
Thanks
continually proving my point jovix..
Was it her or me first?
It was so much better when you didn’t exist
let's meet in the middle and say me
It was her
LMAO
Goddamn it
Everytime
this has happened several times now
Its always you
God has blessed you and damned me
🥀🥀
my apologies i wasnt really concerned with formalities when i was going through depressive episodes and wanting to die
I hate you at all times
That's fair
I'm not either
But we're here, right
We're making it
And I'm proud of you
dih
Smells like responsibility
I don’t like that smell
billions must clean
Aren’t you like 30
🫧🫧🫧🪥 🧼🧼
He's 35
Im not that old
Goodman is 41 years old
40?
Do your kids play sl
Yeah you're only 29
59
67
69
70
Back in my days
Shut the fuck up
Back in my days we used to laugh at 69, not 67
I get called old so often I have this gif saved
I WWNNA COMPARE SOMETHING
Not as old as @sick sapphire
Oh my god bro
Why some people so clueless about that angle lol
AI players btw
Goodman is officially my 3812 headcanon voice
that room without the windows would be so trash theyre rly cool
@paper lake is this you
can you tp out though
sad
If i were in their place i'll ghost light the room and throw 018 at you
What, you’re going to pull out 3 guns out of your butt again?
Yes
No one needs that many guns
lol you still remember that lmao
This Discord needs Mr.Dad
I was doing so well at 300 ms
Then you had your final stand on surface and just wouldn’t run out of ammo
Was it a NA server? Because i was at 100 i think
Also i think that moment is the reason logicer got nerfed in 14.2
The running accuracy was so insane on the logicer
Lowkey anything but scraptrap
Hey fuck you buddy
@weary skiff do YOU think I'm the class clown?
was that not obvious
Class Chud
I was playing on 500 ms on the EU server
Still jumped Lazar though
Oh right ur an AUSSIE
I have 200 MS on aussie servers
Like how I have 200 ms on east coast servers on NA
i have 4 ping on the server I usually play on
do you live in the server
Yes
that might be the case
ur not funny feras
Apparently he heard the gunshot before the actual gun was pulled out
Okay hater
why is there a delay before firing com 15 after you pull it out
its so dumb
pretty sure firing guns is unaffected by ping only hitreg is
like you shot him and he died like a second later
because of ping
I'm almost ceratin com 15 always has a delay where you cant fire it for around half a second after pulling it out
Could be because of the suppressor
The problem arises when the draw time isn’t synced to the animation
FSP has that issue
Never really noticed with the COM
500ms reaction time holy
bro had 5 business days to react
this gotta be clip of the month
I just swear to god every time I try to double headshot someone with com 15 it just takes forever to start firing
even when the pistol is fully on screen
That's because the com 15 is buns
We must hope for a COM-15 and FSP rework
let's just rework every gun in the game because you said so
This might be the first time this sentence has been said in history
i made a guy believe i was on his side for a second then killed him and the guilt immediately came over me
com-15 and FSP are meant to be earlygame weapons and they fall off fine for when you get them (imo)
I just don’t like the draw time on the FSP
then stop putting the shitty stock and foregrip on it
the attachments on that gun need tweaking
I paid for all the attachments. Im going to use all the attachments
but if you aren't going to build your gun properly you probably shouldn't be complaining when it's awful
fsp grip only isn't too bad
Sucks how there’s a grand total of like two viable builds
it's draw time on a gun that likes having a short draw time + it doesn't actually do anything but recoil
No attachment is going hard
what are your thoughts on ammo type/different capacities
what
it is
in what sense?
me when I scream big chongus in classs and no one laughs
Put some damn respect in my name
like fmj, ap and jhp
I'm a trusted associate
quote from guy with no 5G in his country
mags are good.
Eh..
they're gonna make me human 2.0
downloading marvel rivals so i can play as the big fucking dinosaur and then uninstalling
oh you took the SAT recently didn't you
dinossaurus is in marver rivals?
I've decided I am pro-AI
no it’s just a big red t rex
im tired of the anti ai cult behavior online
I think it improves productivity in ways humans can't comprehend
yeah it's gross, but it also means we can breed cows easier and that's more steak
like not a anthropomorphic t rex it’s literally just a dinosaur
yummy
that’s still dinossaurus.
also it's helpful for mundane work
oh
look at my boy
I don't think artificial insemination has too many uses in humans but go on
what the fuck are you guys talking about
it's used in farming
Taylor EXPOSED
I thought we were talking about IDF collecting semen from dead soldiers
damm I took too long to get the joke
What is this artificial insemination
well done.
subnautica 2
taylor is a eugenicist in other news fork found in kitchen and sky reportedly blue
Eugenicsm
I was sitting here like “how tf do cows benefit from chatgpt”
???
they’re testing your emissions
what the fuck
Like.. mewww genics..
What am I emitting
green aura
I didn't know I did
Chud particles
do you support artifical insemination
high levels of gamma radiation
Wow
I looked up that word and its white fluid related
you wave a giger counter in your general direction and it breaks
it's when you have a really sweet car but they gotta make sure the aura doesn't disrupt the other drivers
geiger
FUCK
which "artifical insemination"
Green aura and flies
put the two words together bub
i found this thing jorkin it (subnautica)
the gregnat related one or in terms of ai enshittification
if its the pregantn one
i dont fucking know dude
if its the ai one
no
an IQ too low
I'm gonna use AI when I need it
how tf do you not know what insemination means
but it's not all the time
if you think about it if the icebergs melt there’s more water to drink
genius
mm im thirsty
glacier water is probably so fire until you get a parasite unseen since the mesozoic era
would you rather get mauled by a tiger or a polar bear
tiger
I’d rather have 2 dollars
tiger kills you
she doesn't know
polar bear eats u alive
this glacier water got me tripping (my legs are being eaten by parasites)
?????????
it's like that one episode of house md
what fucking boat
boat
wait
you fuckesr
I thoguht casey was talking bout artifical intellegence
not the gregnant thing
but sure more steak
yummy yummy
Taylor I can't believe u support artifical intelligence this is such a betrayal
to be fair AI is going to stay
artifical insemination is going to stay that's for sure
tried to tria lby fire make the most tasty cow ever
definiey wouldn't result in generational cow abuse
by... fire? yeah, that's how you barbeque steak
and fuck with the beef market
:rofl
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 v
does he know
tf is ur phone
:)
i don’t like that. someone should beat u with hammers as a joke
what battery symbol looks like that
food and friend
flerkjerk would you like to do a trade
^-^
iPhone 17 pro max
well there goes my FUCKING images
of
oh shit we doing it?
Don’t be jealous
give me a random thing in SL
Death
wdym
case hardened factroy new pattern 327 or whtavere blue gem steak
like an item or SCP or something
3114
legendary rarity with 7 perks
why
I need to refill my stock of SL facts
in sl
330
018 tripmine
so dead-ass I'm just going to write down the first thing I can think of when the SCP comes to mind
god all the people like… you like 3999
018
2176
1576
balling
Super Ball
wham o ball
SCP-018
balling
baller
ball
018
SCP
@umbral carbon
ball
super balL
SCP 018


scp 018 ball super ball scp sl secret laboratory
@sick sapphire do the thing
I have the same exact ball in my hand right now lol
follow enclave’s twitter account for more information
Throwing stuff like a ball helps with OCD
@ripe tide who r u
Don’t need to flex on us

follow ME on twitter for free diet shasta
no
twitter is for stupid cringe babies
Follow me on twitter dot com
true that’s why you should follow me
I have a twitter account and i never used it
holy stroke
I used to have a Twitter account but I deleted it
I can’t relate to being on twitter
Send links in dms
it exists
Is he following northwood or no?
also can we like... not deadname X guys 💔 💔 💔 elon will be sad
that’s not his account
Really
holy shit my good friend d3dw0d
i haven’t spoken to him in like 2 years
are you really good friends then
Just go to scpsl official twitter and you'll find his account
yoo this you bro
Lmao thats not me bro
ts you bro
formerly good friends until in a depressive episode i completely cut contact with all of my friends in that general group
nope there is not a single photo of my face in the internet
happens to the best of us really
say wallahi
My actual account has a banner background of one of my games
come on bro quit lying this you
Gaben ragebaiting me right now
follow me guys and you’ll get more of this on your tl
LOL
government website
Follow me on twitter guys
ok
Linked on my account
My gov uses papers lol
what do you post
Can’t relate
Bs
awesome
vought rising: the prequel
guys what if we made the boys, which is a satire of the superhero genre, into the thing it’s satirizing
isn’t that what you want
what if site 02 lowkey worked on compound V
what if we rebooted the boys but called it the girls
Kimiko is still there
is homelander a girl
Yes
flatsavior
it has the worst season 1,2,3 but has the best season 4 and 5 you’ve ever seen amen
we all playin scps and dinosaurs right
fire
HELL YEAH BRUTHER
91% rating
Boooorrriiiing
best game on boblox
better graphics than SL
and a rocket loncher
so many Monsters here
fire
Northwood should start taking notes
This is part of the surface rework
Been there
Bloop scp solos
I think the ending might actually be decent if this will actually be happening
Not my account
Not my account
But it says onionman
excuse me sir
they arent going to
at first i flerked and then i jerked
tmi bro
mb
going to what
sorry you're not a the boys
john boy
the devil shudders when a flerk loses her jerk
Proof
you aren't her buddy
that's what u think
jerkflerk
what the flerk?
the jerker is flerking
holy grongo has a twitter
You found grongo media
The official as fuck server
why am i tyler1shot
I have a bad habit like this that kicks in sometimes
I have flicked off targets sometimes off whatever fucked-up instincts are in my brain 
can we put gunpowder and cocaine in your computer
?
no
you'd suck anyways :P
if you made that one 3d saul goodman fuck you bitch get actually good at being an artist
cpu is at 132 F is that bad
What are you talking about
What's that in Celsius
like 53?
how much is that in real measurment
Uhm yeah
anything below 80 is fine and dandy
bru thats cold
Shut the PC off right now
it's fiiiine
53 is cold bro
my heat sync is like the size of my fucking head
that's a normal temperature I think
heat sync is crazy
small
my old gpu only started screaming at me when it hit 80 celsius
what
anything below 80 degrees celcius is good
its sink
let that sink in
i’m dumb as fuck
i know
The heatsink is about the size of my fist
It was a proprietary motherboard form factor called Small Form Factor
mine is fucking massive and heavy as balls
Which I think is comparable to mATX, except the PCIe slots and IO ports are on the wrong side
I have full size
🥰
Cus it looks cooler
Idk
Isn't smol ore experience
Big fat atx gaming
heat sinks? i just have some fan blowing on my cpu
zircon's last hope
Not even blowing air away from the CPU
Just a fan blowing straight onto the integrated heat spreader
why does the clip end
there are 30 more seconds
and then instant recording ends
I’ve noticed that a good amount of people would rather 049 get a remodel than surface rework and a new scp
His remodel can’t be that exciting
049 needs to be reworked bro
049 really does need to be reworked though
Dang, we should cancel surface rework
let's rework the ticket system that's been reworked 3 times already
let's rework the rework
its still isnt that good and leads to way too many snowballs
like if it was possible for it to be the next update after this one that would imo be the best outcome
EZ is forever staying as CB assets
normal people: hey guys let’s go out for lunch and talk
omw to micro 2 scps and NOT get a spawn wave
lolol
Feels like the opposite happens more often
scps on their way to have a 2 hour teammate die to micro and lose because the humans got 3 waves on the same team
they need to do an update that is entirely focused on getting CB assets out all in one swoop
gates, footsteps, 914, 049
the entirety of entrance and half of lcz
Those are probably better as separate projects
hmmm
You can’t really package a complete EZ rework with everything else crammed in
EZ rework, then the subsequent .X updates are the other stuff?
Each update is focused on removing old CB assets and adding new stuff
Regardless its still frustrating to lose because one of your teammates is clueless which leads them to die really early giving the humans a massive advantage you usually cannot recover from
Like 15.0 is replacing the most infamous CB asset currently in SL
yeah I don't really get it
i think one that gets the more minor stuff out in one go could still work
like sfx
nuclear take
That’s not really a problem with the respawns though imo
Losing an SCP is pretty devastating
yeah all that crammed into one update would be a little crazy you're right
if they rework an scp it’s “add new scps!” if they add new scps it’s “rework 049” so the true response is to not care
chuds can’t realise not every update can cater to everyone’s wants
953 is great but it's actually new surface i'm more excited for at this point lol
what you want is not what other people may want and by complaining that you’re not getting what you want you’re being an entitled chud
anything's better than this absolute dogshit thats in the game right now
I mean a clueless scp dying dying directly leads to humans getting another wave on the same team which is (at least in my opinion) even worse than being down an scp
and at the end of the day what actually matters is what northwood wants because they’re the ones actually making the thing
holy shit two cakes
they’re the ones that are actually putting in the work so what’s most important is that they’re working on something they actually value
yeah two cakes but one of them is the kind i really like
Im going to eat them and have them too
fair
The saying “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” is so poorly phased
let them eat cake
It should be “You can’t eat your cake and have it too”
How else are you going to eat cake if you don’t have it
Its confusing
Guys would you eat 953 cake
Like cake with a 953 theme?
Yea that’s exactly what i meant!
Gonna be honest, if its cake, its cake
of course, what else could you think of?
Yeah
no
yeah sure bro
I have no impulse control when it comes to things that will give me diabetes
this is disgusting and i would be ashamed of myself
I also have a family history of diabetes… so that’s not good
do you have a family history of balding
… yes.
I don't have a family history but I'm glad I stopped eating sugary shit
haven't had a soda in like 4 months
I always knew you are the one… ☝️❤️🩹
i like drinking redbull every other day because its tasty and nothing like any other soda
@coarse falcon you too
heart attack before 40
I don’t consume caffeine like at all
Redbull is soda?
hey at least every other day is better than some people
Never had coffee or an energy drink before
what do you think soda stands for
a soda is a carbonated drink
my friend used to drink red bull like water
guess what redbull is
How else do you drink it?
Its a liquid
same
I know what a carbonated drink is i just didnt know what soda meant
he also pounded alcohol every like 3 days it's a miracle he's still alive
son...
liver of a polar bear
Your liver
avg uni student
haha silly cat you can’t use money
you aren’t a respected and useful member to society.
That’s what you think
Never been to the cat market huh?
goodman = 3812
by nullvoidn
Rating: +29
haven’t, no.
🏷️ scp
I really should that
wait can I just…
yes
I have no idea why Im 3812 now
oh there’s a cooldown
and it’s just for me
I was thinking about rerolling other peoples’ randoms really fast
so they can’t process anything
because
your voice is my headcanon voice for 3812
and I can't really say why
I don't have a mental print of what your voice sounds like, weirdly
northwood safety and compliance geniuses cooked again
banning russian youtube who has been in the military for like 6 month and not been playing since
Sounds like me
how can one get banned while not even playing
incompetence beyond comprehension
I need a catboy in my life
No u dont
The speech bubble is below ur name

why did you shoot yourself dumbass
now it is below
what's up guys
i wanna sleep
I need a catboy and/or dogboy and/or animal boy and/or the female equivalent and/or the nonbinary equivalent
nyan nyan :3
nyaaaa~
Jail.
your tag is literally a cat
you're joining the catboy harem
hi im catboy nice to meet u
down bad
truth mate
Trurh
Wait, I have one
@round adder hiii
XD
@wary pond what dat mean
What did I do
Lobter
Happens, my double tap is pregnant man for some fking reason
It's because its one of your most used emojis
Just not true
Whether you say it in a comment or use it as a reaction, it counts
My mosted used are 🚬 💔 and 🥀
mine is
, which is pretty good.
one of my favorite emojis of all time
how do I see my most used
disabled double tap team
My double tap is☝️
so i heard the scps have mutated from their regular selves in sl lore, where can i read about these lore bits
!loreserver
This is not entirely true
ty
It most likely was the old lore reason however this has most likely been rettconned
oh ok
I smelt lore discussion
Yeah something about 173 mutating and giving off way too much heat than normal or something
Idk the only way I found this info was a steam guide
Which is outdated
The ones that were mutated stemmed from an incident in 2011, where Site-19 was CK reality restructured out of existence through unknown means. Within the gigantic pit of the former site, very few SCPs remained, although not without serious effects
173 was definitely the one that was most fucked up
Yeah pretty sure the 173 mutation thing is even considered to be on the chopping block
also im watching a video on modding the GOC into Sl severs, and alot of the comments are mentioning That the Foundation and the GOC have merged which explains why mtff are more into destroying scps than containing them now is that true or false?
True
It's workable and it makes sense for now
ah ok
More accurately, the foundation was struggling and had to be annexed by the goc to keep going
It was part of the old lore so it was kinda retconned into the new continuity
Could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s it
Damn
Fry about it
Site-02 was one of the last sites with full foundation control, with it being hidden from the goc, a secret laboratory
I think it's just really dumb and I've never liked it
In the events of SL though it could not stay hidden, that’s why we have mtf going into site-02
No matter who wins the foundation is fucked
It always ends the same way
you can't jail me
So Doc is basically just vanilla doc?
Good thing when Site-19 vanished without a trace the playable SCPs in the game were all unharmed and okay
A miracle!
I assumed he was mutated to see everyone had the pestilence
049 doesn’t really have much lore atm, he definitely will get some with his rework
but ig thats just gameplay
ah
The lore will be updated as time goes on
049 rework will make his model extremely buff
There's a lot to go
is 939 like a super variant of her kind, like extra powerful and most of he kind are still basically still closer to actual dogs
939's arent dogs, ik people joke around calling them that but
Theyre not
If anything theyre human
ah ok
I dont really see how she's any stronger than other 939s
Don't really understand how 939 operates, but I'm pretty sure it's just another instance and the other not pieced up versions look similar
and function similarly
Aren't they missing all organs except lungs?
Only once they transform
Ohhh
They vivisected some of the babies to be certain
They were in fact human

Actually no, they were dead I believe
Been a while since I read the article
by Adam Smascher, EchoFourDelta
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +1209
• Reproduction Of SCP-939 (+387)
• Reproduction (+82)
• SCP-939 — With Many Voices (+1209)
• SCP-3939 — [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER] (+1070)
• SCP-1839 — Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish (+409)
Wouldn't it be better to just x-ray them instead of cutting them open
Fuck u crom i want the exact article
Gotta be sure
by Adam Smascher
Rating: +387
There
Maybe if we give 939s a happy home with warm food at an early age they will just chill out
I gotta wonder how 939s evolved
Harper had a pretty good family
obviously anomaly and all but there's gotta be a reason why they aren't just 939'd on birth
But that 939 instinct is ridiculously powerful
Human brood parasitism
That's kind of what 939s are
Have the foundation scientists really found no way to make like a chip to inhibit these instincts
What do they even do
Nature found a niche
yeah that's what I figured
“I know what we shall do, let’s do another 682 termination log that’ll help”
Always thought the idea of ticking time bombs living among people were really cool
Humans think they're the apex predator of this earth, but another creature exploits that to ensure their offspring are well fed
Taken into a warm home, left to grow and mature
My FPS died from this 953
Shes such a diva
What’s all that stuff at the top for 🥹
not even mate
NO
EVIL FRIDAY
BAD NIGHT
💤
Friday*
This is music, I listen to music on YouTube

Fuuuuck I missed the goys episode discussion
The more I think about this season the more I get upset at how much of our time has been wasted throughout the years
i need stronger antidepressants i feel like ASS

get your grubby hands off of it
Our gif now
Actually, mine gif now
stop being depressed
that shit kills people

they found the perfect media for hoi4 players
I agree
Hey moderators if testslop makes people uncomfortable can we ban this too I'm uncomfortable 😢
can we ban kardinerslop
everyone makes me uncomfortable ban entire server pls
Secret Lab makes me uncomfortable can we change the server name and brand please I'm uncomfortable
i just thug it out
forgot to do my estrogen today maybe that's it but bleghhhhh
is it too late to take it today?
nah just did
estrogenuinely
i see
me looking at the recipe for the crazy hamburger
You vile creature
where is this guy now
Last I heard they got em
I have the reflexes of a turtle, so not entirely inaccurate... but mostly I've been playing deadlock :p
No you are zircon's last hope
953 too overpowered just remove pls
I'm alch 3
what the fuck is big green 3
👋
bro
never again
not even joking
never again dsudarik007
never again
i was joking mate
explode 
tell ghostz
to do gtag tourney
auu auu

What
When are we adding scramble goggles to the game
not sure if it could be added
Does 096 trigger if you shoot him?
Yes
I haven’t played SL in a while
Would 953 replace 096?
in standard gameplay
How
door
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
I agree
But, would everyone have scramble?
Or is it some kind of item you would find in the facility
Just one in the facility only if 096 spawns
That’s good
Buff 96
Buff computer
Hyperbuff 106 to have global instant tp
Game is fixed inshallah
what if SCP-10000 was a pamphlet which makes you increasingly excited to see whatever's inside it, but once you open it you universally get a feeling of disappointment which scales with how much you anticipated it

what in the frickin heck man why wont discord load these gifs
buff d boi butts
Goode will always triumph over evil
If I was elected defacto owner of northwood I'd reveal my true intentions of buffing 079 like crazy
I'm actually an 079 deepstate operative
What would be your buffs for 079

