scp-discussion

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-kill-me-baby-anime-gif-20970912

[shrewd egret]

can you believe the AI pepe guy turned out to be an annoying dickhead

[weary crag]

oh god

it is the wojak

of a trans person

hanging themselves

christ

[fierce lynx]

im stunned

[half dragon]

Yeah he sent me that too

[shrewd egret]

😭

[gilded token]

It's Henryiscool all over again

[fierce lynx]

yea they sent me that too

[shrewd egret]

man's got NOTHING

[weary crag]

henry IS NOT THAT

henry is a nazi YES but

[half dragon]

Its funny cause I'm at work and this guys probably unemployed

[weary crag]

but not like that guy

[fierce lynx]

what did henry even do i wasnt here when they were banned or whatever

[wispy walrus]

wait

[sick sapphire]

Shouldve sent him a job application image

[wispy walrus]

did the pepe pfp guy get banned

[weary crag]

nazi

[shrewd egret]

about to get banned

[weary crag]

he was a nazi but not because of that he got banned

[shrewd egret]

muted on 3 warn for transphobia

[weary crag]

he like got warned

for sexual jokes

or smthn

[fierce lynx]

like literally?

[wispy walrus]

oh

[shrewd egret]

nah transphobia specifically

[weary crag]

henry was a deadass a NAZI

YES HE WAS

HE AHD 2 LIGHTNING BOLTS

[shrewd egret]

oh different guy

[weary crag]

AND HE ALSO

HAD A QOUTE IN HIS BIO WITH THE END FO IT BEING -AH

HE WAS QOUTING ADOLF FUCKING HITLER!

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751232195997466678/1499866446144999534/togif.gif

[shrewd egret]

just dming whoever the fuck will listen now

[gilded token]

Henry was something all right

[blazing blade]

IIRC he said something out-of-pocket about Jewish people a while back that made me go:

[wispy walrus]

if I got banned

[weary crag]

henry was a believer though

[wispy walrus]

what do you guys think it would be for

[weary crag]

he believed in 953

AND HE LIKED IT

[weary crag]

that man had no shame alright

[weary crag]

bismillahir rahman ar rahim

[shrewd egret]

see this is why you should take my word when I say someone's a "just asking questions" type

[weary crag]

the strait of agartha has been closed

[shrewd egret]

lmao

[glass pilot]

@deft cargo I already miss you…

[frank parcel]

😭

[fierce lynx]

i think they just sent me a gif thats supposed to be epileptic or something

[wispy walrus]

hey man hahaha are you trans by any chance just asking hahahah totally not like an improtnt question or anyting

[shrewd egret]

i am humbled by my own genius

[weary crag]

HE LEF

T

HE LEFT

LMAO

[gilded token]

Oh I actually remember this fucker now

[weary crag]

he is still in the lore server

though

[rich flume]

didnt even mean to react to this but i cant be arsed

[frank parcel]

why? he didnt even do anythiing...

[gilded token]

He made some comment about people that did something bad being jewish and I questioned him about it

[weary crag]

lmao

glad

[fierce lynx]

he would not stop talking about jews

[shrewd egret]

what the fuck is this message

[frank parcel]

plookiedookie from northwood

[glass pilot]

BEING HIM BACK

[wispy walrus]

dude fuck klipy

bring back tenor

look at this shit

[frank parcel]

klipy is evil

[glass pilot]

@wispy walrus what’s the answer to your username

[shrewd egret]

taylor series

[wispy walrus]

there is no answer

[fierce lynx]

fake equation

[wispy walrus]

it's taylor series

[shrewd egret]

it's not a solution

[fierce lynx]

fakem ath

[wispy walrus]

that's the joke

[rich flume]

yea

[fierce lynx]

math

[shrewd egret]

dumb ass

[wispy walrus]

because im taylor

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-ugh-caveman-spongebob-gif-26337749

[fierce lynx]

who is taylor

[glass pilot]

Dude I don’t remember anything from calculus

[wispy walrus]

@wispy walrus

@wispy walrus

@wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-maclean-nhl-hockey-stats-statistics-gif-13408391465163304912

[wispy walrus]

@wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-gogeta-blue-gogeta-gogeta-blue-ssjb-gogeta-gogeta-ssjb-gif-2339451808300552247

[rich flume]

yea thas me

[glass pilot]

W friggin Taylor Series yo

[wispy walrus]

thanks

t

[frank parcel]

do you remember..

[glass pilot]

I almost failed Calc 2 lol

[wispy walrus]

thanks

[rich flume]

whatever u say man

[frank parcel]

red panda real

[wispy walrus]

penis

[rich flume]

nah

[frank parcel]

fromm way back in rthe day... 67 years ago

[shrewd egret]

still looking over the woke game detector spreadsheet and i'm genuinely baffled they gendered bridget correctly

[rich flume]

oh

[wispy walrus]

@polar locust deploying the zahnny

[frank parcel]

DIDNT EVEN REPLY TO THE ACTUAL QUESTION

[shrewd egret]

covert woke agents

[rich flume]

oldgen

[frank parcel]

unc user

[shrewd egret]

plookie do you .... remember me....

[polar locust]

I'm playing Soulframe
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741727212629393533/1504641278695047322/Soulframe_2026-05-15_01-22-33.mp4?ex=6a07b9e3&is=6a066863&hm=fddbba18014defbe0422f4b4681217bc223c59fbe645bb0046b681c702a56565&

[shrewd egret]

sniffles....

[glass pilot]

Zani

[rich flume]

no

[glass pilot]

Plookie do you remember me

[shrewd egret]

💔

[wispy walrus]

it's okay hopathy, I reember you

[rich flume]

my name is francine and im forgetful

[wispy walrus]

what?

[frank parcel]

who is this

[wispy walrus]

!055

[chrome carbon]

This SCP does not exist, please try again.

[shrewd egret]

mfer you dmed me when you came out

[rich flume]

yea

[glass pilot]

Hello Francine

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1--k01KRMGS96JSVPPPW5HRN16ZDW2

[glass pilot]

Hello Francine

[rich flume]

cus i was boreddddd

[glass pilot]

Hello Bellium.

[shrewd egret]

i'm so glad alex jones NWO wars isn't woke

[glass pilot]

What if instead of bell they called you belly chortles loudly

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1473896709657464924/fade.webp

[shrewd egret]

posting this with no further elaboration

[frank parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-game-would-go-viral-they-should-add-that-built-by-gamers-gif-13349606785629713416

[wispy walrus]

holy shit

[glass pilot]

SCP discussion would go viral

[harsh tiger]

Omg I remember this sheet

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449942974019670066/1470439182240579666/togif-35-1.gif

[wispy walrus]

this is like seeing a kids toy at the bottom of a nuclear crater

[hidden wave]

is sl on that sheet

[shrewd egret]

IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY MAN

[shrewd egret]

lemme check

[wispy walrus]

actual raindrop in hell

[harsh tiger]

It is

[shrewd egret]

I think the dudes actually working on this kinda shit are steam curators

[harsh tiger]

Almost as funny as conservapedia

[shrewd egret]

conservapedia trying to argue with relativity cause they think it's about moral relativism

[rich flume]

i showed a friend of mine a trick where i'd inhale then slowly exhale while making a hisssss noise and that was like giving a chimp a gun

[wispy walrus]

nah

sl not on it

[shrewd egret]

Check the steam curators

maybe one of them reviewed it

[harsh tiger]

I really still don't know if it's satire or not

[hidden wave]

wow containment breach isn't on there either

[shrewd egret]

professionally ofcourse

[glass pilot]

Can you do it on voice message right now Francine

[frank parcel]

This is the only limbus company content ive ever consumed since like 2023

[shrewd egret]

the original wasn't it came from the whole "sweet baby inc" debacle people pretended was gamergate 2.0

[rich flume]

thats disabled in this server

[frank parcel]

This image is so fucking funny

[shrewd egret]

people laughed so hard at them they had to move their steam group though

[frank parcel]

Because of woke.

[glass pilot]

Oh…

[glass pilot]

I love Gamergate

[wispy walrus]

what if is

it's

✅

yeah

@wispy walrus

[shrewd egret]

the original gropup ain't doing so hot

[wispy walrus]

@wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus

@wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus @wispy walrus

[glass pilot]

have you guys joined ULTIMATE KOS CLAN

[rich flume]

they want to stop me deflating loudly in chat yea thats why

[shrewd egret]

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/deidetected found an honest to god active one

[wispy walrus]

what

plookiedookie are you big and gassy and need your belly rubbed

[shrewd egret]

THEY GOT LEVELS TO THIS SHIT LMAO

[frank parcel]

Yes. I love KOS.

[rich flume]

nah

[frank parcel]

More gay then being gay

[shrewd egret]

DAMMIT

[wispy walrus]

whats DEI

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-chat-gif-26265789

[glass pilot]

Diversity and uhh Employment Inclusion

[shrewd egret]

a buzzword for when people think black people should have jobs

[wispy walrus]

dih eat iamongus?

[glass pilot]

It’s like when you gotta hit a racial quota for employment/enrollment

[shrewd egret]

more complicated than that but yea just trying to make the workforce more diverse generally

[prime fossil]

can just be the idea of hiring without taking personal identity into account

[frank parcel]

This car game is. LEVEL THREE WOKE

[shrewd egret]

do wanna say it gets even funnier when you actually look at it and see that a not insubstantial amount of it is composed of porn games

[prime fossil]

didn't show us level 3 pal

[shrewd egret]

which they apparently played through to get a good sense of whether it's DEI or not

[harsh tiger]

LOL

[shrewd egret]

LIKE I WENT ON THE LIST AND SAW SOME SHIT LIKE "FEMBOY FUTANARI" AND I'M LIKE

[fierce lynx]

why are they in power armor

[shrewd egret]

YEA I THINK THAT'S WOKE GUYS

[shrewd egret]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REVIEW IT

[glass pilot]

What was Femboy Futanari rated on the woke scale

[shrewd egret]

i don't think the guys with the DEI levels reviewed it they seem to have reviewed fuck all

it's on the woke content detector list though iirc

[prime fossil]

anomalously hilarious

[sick sapphire]

[fierce lynx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-king-ishowspeed-looks-at-riOXDXKi21xZ02Bg0M

i love opening dms from random people

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-wake-them-up-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-gif-12753142761109169266

[sick sapphire]

Time to see what I get sent

[fierce lynx]

its fun to see what they got cooked up

[shrewd egret]

"the wokeness has made me lose it" 💔

woke has gone too far....

[rich flume]

guess he got woke mind virus

[vestal cedar]

dont let bro cook

[shrewd egret]

@harsh tiger I FOUND IT

[prime fossil]

the cope mob is outside my door what do I do

[shrewd egret]

LMAO

[shrewd egret]

going through the initial stages.... suffering from skin necrosis ...

[frank parcel]

Overly pro LGBTQ+ messenging

Yeah. I guess

[harsh tiger]

they couldnt tell based off the title and (assuming) the page

[sick sapphire]

He sent the same thing despite me not being Trans and he said he was going to agartha

[harsh tiger]

these guys are dedicated i'll give them that

[fierce lynx]

i feel like they're not putting much effort in if this is the majority of what they're reviewing like whats even the point

[shrewd egret]

they had to be real sure they played 100%

[fierce lynx]

not even working hard to find the evil dei

[shrewd egret]

THE DESCRIPTIONS FOR SO MANY OF THESE ARE LIKE SO LONG MAN LMAO

[harsh tiger]

"no no im not enjoying this im just scanning for woke content"

[rich flume]

happened to me but it did the opposite i think

[shrewd egret]

yea estrogen does that

[prime fossil]

woke because someone used they/them correctly 💔

[rich flume]

thats scary

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/estrogen-item-asylum-trans-transgender-transfem-gif-8581573942495337185

[glass pilot]

Going woke…. Suffering from beautiful skin….

[frank parcel]

deiwatchdog got shut down😔

Woke has won

[shrewd egret]

again urge people to try https://www.woke-or-nah.com/classic cause it draws from the list

[rich flume]

FUCK!!!!!

[shrewd egret]

it's a fun exercise

[rich flume]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[vestal cedar]

argartha is mid tier larp

[shrewd egret]

fishing is woke

[paper lake]

Who will save us from the woke now

[fierce lynx]

damn i lost immediately

[vestal cedar]

ck3 is so woke

[fierce lynx]

i have never played it

[vestal cedar]

it lets you be gay and bi

[gilded token]

idk what the fuck argatha is and why that guy wants to go there

[vestal cedar]

and asexual

[frank parcel]

GOD DAMMIT

[shrewd egret]

esoteric nazi shit

[shrewd egret]

LMAO

[vestal cedar]

HYPER-

[paper lake]

You sure about that?

[hollow arrow]

Someone said he will be their martyr

Im sure they regret that now

[shrewd egret]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYIN G MFERS THINK CAVE STORY AIN'T WOKE

LMAO

[glass pilot]

That’s where I’m going when I die

[fierce lynx]

bluddddd

everything's woke

i guess

[paper lake]

Man I was doing so well

I can sniff out the woke

[shrewd egret]

don't tell them Sue is actually a black girl they'll explode

[shrewd egret]

god forbid women in the military

[mild agate]

star wars is woke, dude

I would’ve guessed that right

[vestal cedar]

i think its woke because they are in combat roles maybe?

[fierce lynx]

bro genuinely all of these games are woke

[frank parcel]

3 out of my 5 games were star wars

[prime fossil]

which is basically the military

[frank parcel]

I thought bf2 would be not woke cause its chud adjacent

[mild agate]

let me try this, as the statle champion

[fierce lynx]

erm... actually....

[lean forge]

If all males died at war. How we can reproduce?

[vestal cedar]

you have non-combative roles in the military

[short kernel]

Who wouldn't had known😭

[vestal cedar]

hopes and prayers

[fierce lynx]

toby fox doesnt take a stance on these things you see

[shrewd egret]

I love how fucking woke game detector of all things could get Kris being non-binary right but a substantial portion of the fanbase can't

[sick sapphire]

Agarthan larpers when their mom tells them chicken nuggets are ready and they have to make the great journey (400 lbs up the basement stairs)

[prime fossil]

it's not the military without combative roles

[frank parcel]

Game forced me to make character gay

[blazing blade]

I know exactly what you're referencing

[short kernel]

And it even had a open in steam thing so you could support the games😭

[shrewd egret]

i think this one is my favourite like. woman with depression is woke

[rich flume]

reminds me of accelerate to the nearest mcdonalds

[paper lake]

Woke music

[vestal cedar]

you can't have the military without non-combative roles

[shrewd egret]

like nothing else a woman living with depression is too woke

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-wobble-edit-run-gif-11725397009870003966

[hollow arrow]

Woke ruined bloodborne

[blazing blade]

Competitive lgbtqphobia vs. Casual lgbtqphobia

[shrewd egret]

the wokies ruined elden ring.... fucking body type A...

[paper lake]

Is Earth woke because it has women in it?

[mild agate]

ok so apparently, I don’t play any games???

[rich flume]

if u know me irl i do this

[mild agate]

figures.

[prime fossil]

can't have it without combative roles, I don't see your point

[vestal cedar]

im very competive here in agartha central

[paper lake]

The traditional American nuclear family because it has a female mother

[hollow arrow]

Is nothing safe

[fierce lynx]

man i suck at this game

[shrewd egret]

FUCK THIS IS TOUGH

[short kernel]

I wanted hot buff muscular men not women

[paper lake]

Can't beat my 13 point high score

[vestal cedar]

the military is more then "go die"?

[sick sapphire]

I do not know you irl

Im going to play project zomboid tomorrow

[rich flume]

shame

[sick sapphire]

[mild agate]

my strategy of guessing woke whenever a female showed up in the cover proved to be effective, though.

[sick sapphire]

[vestal cedar]

youre arguing a different thing to me, not a different point of view

[shrewd egret]

Cuteness of artstyle is also a good go-to

[paper lake]

Whoda guessed

[sick sapphire]

Scp discussion yapping about other stuff, general discussion talking about scp stuff

[shrewd egret]

if the art is too cute it's woke by default

[paper lake]

Any old game is certainly not woke since woke didn't exist until 2014

[prime fossil]

let's look back for a second at your original argument

[weary skiff]

did anyone do sl yet

[shrewd egret]

you underestimate the dedication of the list

[vestal cedar]

i didn't have an arguement?

[shrewd egret]

sadly not on there

[weary skiff]

fucked up

[shrewd egret]

we checked

😔

[weary skiff]

get it listed

[paper lake]

No, they literally wrote that somewhere

[shrewd egret]

@wokegamedetector please review SL

[hollow arrow]

Wow did he really say this??

[shrewd egret]

toby fox is neutral on these things.

[paper lake]

LGBTQIA+ people didn't exist before 2014

[fierce lynx]

yes theres no woke in deltarune

[frank parcel]

Im crying

[vestal cedar]

i said that the games might be woke because they have women in the frontlines which is technically a "woke" idea

[fierce lynx]

woke is dead

[hollow arrow]

Thank god

[shrewd egret]

before 2022 larper did you forget the tiktok

[hollow arrow]

#saved

[lean forge]

Single player video game or multiplayer video game?

[glass pilot]

Ranni…. Transgadnernr

[gilded token]

Ah yes, the game where we play fascists

[frank parcel]

Mixed race family

[glass pilot]

Intro notably included a mixed race family

[prime fossil]

in response to someone saying "maybe they think it's woke because women are in the military?" (paraphrased)

[shrewd egret]

THE HORROR

[short kernel]

Enjoying his last couple of months

[shrewd egret]

god fuck help me

[fierce lynx]

broooo

[glass pilot]

Scarier than anything in the game tbh

[vestal cedar]

thats not really an arguement about combative roles in the military

[weary skiff]

cause i’m a cocksucker yes i am

[vestal cedar]

also i sain in combative roles

[shrewd egret]

thinking the scifi universe having women fight in war sometimes is implausible is a hilarious concept

[vestal cedar]

not "in the military"

[mild agate]

I wonder.

[prime fossil]

yeah... never said you did lol

[frank parcel]

alien descent was woke on that webstie

you know

[fierce lynx]

not woke

[frank parcel]

ALIEN

the franchise where the main character is an WOMEN

[weary skiff]

whatever those dumbass yellow bugs that appear behind me and one tap me are pretty scary

[blazing blade]

Anyways can someone slide me the woke game spreadsheet? I saw something about a 'non-binary sosig' and I need to see if it was about H3VR

[shrewd egret]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1

[fierce lynx]

ah yes woke

[paper lake]

Alien is probably woke because the Alien is female

[fierce lynx]

the w stands for west

[vestal cedar]

then why are you arguing to me about how a military is set up

[glass pilot]

Lol git pwned n00b

[weary skiff]

no it isn’t

[prime fossil]

I'm not

[frank parcel]

alien QUEEN

[mild agate]

I’m telling you, you just gotta guess woke if there’s anything female in the cover and 70% of the time you’ll be right

[paper lake]

But it reproduces

[weary skiff]

all xenomorph drones are either male or sexless i forget which one

[weary skiff]

brah

[shrewd egret]

more than 70% I'd argue lmao

[weary skiff]

no it doesn’t

[frank parcel]

monarch (gay and lgbt) queen (foid)

[fierce lynx]

its getting easier to recognize the woke games ive never played

[shrewd egret]

Code vein wasn't woke though they show girls' asses

[weary skiff]

drones don’t reproduce brah

[paper lake]

Tbh, Ive never watched Alien

[hollow arrow]

Aliens is woke

[glass pilot]

Foid alien

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/trans-your-trans-pink-pill-estrogen-quake-gif-20254841

[weary skiff]

alien is woke because the main character is a strong independent woman’s

[shrewd egret]

distraught.... the stanley narrator turned woke

[paper lake]

Woke that crap outta here

[weary skiff]

should be the scene from scorn

[glass pilot]

Dude wtf is this

[fierce lynx]

dude how is they woke 😭

its a normal ass pronoun

[weary skiff]

where the main character gets their head cut open and their brain tendrils thrown into the tapestry of brain matter above them

[shrewd egret]

shakespeare was woke

[fierce lynx]

true!

[shrewd egret]

third person singular they is woke

[prime fossil]

when you lowkey catch someone say they in third person singular while talking about how it's not gramatically correct

[glass pilot]

Is Hotline Miami on this

[weary skiff]

grifters when english language

[fierce lynx]

god i wonder

[shrewd egret]

surprisingly no

[fierce lynx]

is serious sam 3 woke

[shrewd egret]

to this

PLENTY of porn games though don't you worry

[weary skiff]

not 100% but i’m pretty sure using they for third person singular has been around for longer than they for third person multiple

[fierce lynx]

is mad max woke

[glass pilot]

Whaaaaaaaat fr?

Lame

[weary skiff]

mixed

[shrewd egret]

Holy Gender Bender!

[weary skiff]

dude does that say 1992

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/woke-sleepy-breaking-bad-gif-7853884075619834199

[shrewd egret]

okay okay hold on they only consider oneshot SOMEWHAT woke

[weary skiff]

dude wdym atari published this

[shrewd egret]

intriguing. there's depth here

[frank parcel]

itslit dawg

[prime fossil]

now they're slept

[fierce lynx]

fuck dude is pajama sam woke

[mild agate]

AWWWW COME ON THIS ONE WAS BULLSHIT AS HELL

[fierce lynx]

this is getting hard

[shrewd egret]

not all the pajama sam games

[mild agate]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW OFF OF GREY MAN WITH GUN IN WHITE BACKGROUND

it’s the dunkey joke from 10 years ago!

[fierce lynx]

FUCK DUDE

i had a 24 streak

[shrewd egret]

Out-of-place dark skin options during character creation

r u fr

[mild agate]

anything that looks like it’s an RPG you just gotta guess woke too

SPECIALLY with character creation

[glass pilot]

They aren’t sure lol

[shrewd egret]

gotta put on the thinking cap for this one

[mild agate]

this game is fun as fuck

better than SL.

[shrewd egret]

okay I scrolled through the spreadsheet and saw "FutaDomWorld" be labelled as woke I can't take it anymore

[fierce lynx]

they're only scratching the surface of what is woke like how can i as an ultra conservative god fearing woke hater know how to navigate the digital landscape when they're not digging deep

[shrewd egret]

making holy gender bender my catchphrase

[lean forge]

Because woke can destroy the human races.

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-frog-smiling-friends-season-3-crash-out-crashout-gif-16779756693391733993

[lyric marten]

WHICH GAME IS THIS FROM

I remember seeing this scene but i just cant remember where its from

[lean forge]

Smiling friends.

Tv show. Adult swim

[glass pilot]

It’s a . Show

[shrewd egret]

click the thing they're reacting to before speaking ya idiots

[lyric marten]

IM NOT TALKING BOUT THE SHOW

[shrewd egret]

@lyric marten gif title says Quake

[fierce lynx]

my favorite smiling friends scene

[glass pilot]

Um. Quake

[lyric marten]

THANK YOU

[glass pilot]

!pfp @lyric marten

[lyric marten]

omg estrogen

[glass pilot]

How queer

[lyric marten]

HEY

[shrewd egret]

what am i looking at

[lyric marten]

this got me profile banned on steam btw 😭

[lyric marten]

well obviously it's our beloved Central Autonomic Service System for Internal Emergencies

[shrewd egret]

okay

but i have several questions

[lyric marten]

I get many questions

[blazing blade]

I met God C.A.S.S.I.E. She's black 💅

[glass pilot]

GOOD SHIRT IDEA

[mild agate]

I’m surprised you’re not familiar with this character

it’s pretty straightforward

[mild agate]

make 953 wear it.

[frank parcel]

holy shit

[blazing blade]

Banned from SL or from Steam entirely?

[shrewd egret]

I'm familiar with the character it's just everything around it

[lyric marten]

I got banned from Steam Avatars for 7 days but I appealed and they removed the ban

but I had to use a different avatar

[mild agate]

I mean the user not literally CASSIE

[lyric marten]

so now i just run with this

[blazing blade]

This injustice will not be tolerated

[shrewd egret]

I can't say I am

[lyric marten]

I'm Australian so I usually play KI, but I interact here lots

not as much atm tho

[shrewd egret]

Did you have to give anthro furry cassie boobs

[lyric marten]

Don't ask me

ask my sister

she drew it

:P

[shrewd egret]

Did your sister have to give anthro furry cassie boobs

[wispy walrus]

narlor rolling in his grave right now

[lyric marten]

I couldnt imagine being that good of a drawer

[lyric marten]

ever since I contacted him he privated his steam account

so uhhh

YAYYYY.. :<

[shrewd egret]

real af

[shrewd egret]

Who

[lyric marten]

i gave her a reference image and she went off that

[lyric marten]

Narlor

[wispy walrus]

OH SHIT

NEW CON JUST DROPPED

SPORTSCON

[lyric marten]

she doesnt know Narlor, how?

[honest sluice]

Cassie VA

[wispy walrus]

ENDS In 3 DAYS

HOLY SHIT

[shrewd egret]

Why would I want to be around people into sports

[fierce lynx]

i like running

[shrewd egret]

Ah

[honest sluice]

Ba

[shrewd egret]

Bih

[honest sluice]

Baba is you

[wispy walrus]

erm

there's going to be a pride fest

woke scp!!!!!

[shrewd egret]

The gays took scp from us...

[mild agate]

golf = woke question mark?

[shrewd egret]

Demonizes golfers

[wispy walrus]

gold is a notoriously white ass sport

what does this mean?

[shrewd egret]

Golfers are an oppressed minority

Can you tell who they voted for

[wispy walrus]

of course j dune and harry have submissions

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415874845278867507/1423803910186995844/image0.gif

[wispy walrus]

I need to make a sportscon entry

what should it be about

actually

not asking any of you

fuck all of you

[fierce lynx]

just realized i did absolutely nothing but talk on slcord all day

where did my life go so wrong

[shrewd egret]

silent hill 2 contains anti-family messaging

gee golly

oh my god the steam discussions on the reviews go so fucking hard

[twilit elk]

oh my god is this the woke list

[shrewd egret]

yea lmao

[polar locust]

TF2 lore

[shrewd egret]

@wispy walrus what's sportscon anyway

[weary skiff]

woke is when you’re aware of climate change

[weary crag]

Damn wokies and their climate change

[junior turtle]

Foid

[shrewd egret]

the fucking demonizes golfers note after calling a game woke for being about a woman with depression is so fucking funny to me

god forbid

[weary crag]

Hey look we in this together

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-you-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about-chigurh-what-are-you-talking-about-gif-22463397

[junior turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/pear-gif-25390951

[shrewd egret]

the fuck does the bread react mean

[mild agate]

now this

[junior turtle]

Tufff

[mild agate]

this is fucked up.

[weary crag]

I remember me and my cousins used to all go raccoon and make a fire and run around it

[shrewd egret]

god forbid they put a raccoon in a wheelchair

[weary crag]

Like we were some african folklore religion

Those were the good days

[fierce lynx]

being crippled is woke actually

sorry vets

[mild agate]

that’s like so unfair, man

a person has often no “choice” in being crippled

this one got me mad, I’mma be real

[weary crag]

A cripple would do anything to regain their ability to walk

[mild agate]

I think genuinely like, crippled people are the ones I feel the most sympathy for

[weary crag]

Honestly any one with a disability

[short kernel]

I won't allow that

[weary crag]

Same goes with blind people

Ect ect

[shrewd egret]

thank you minecraft weezer

[short kernel]

You're welcome

[wind raven]

Classic is too easy

You can figure it out based on artstyle 90% of the time

looks "indie" -> woke

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[lilac sandal]

me not understand teaser is this teaser for like uhh volumetric lighting???

[coarse falcon]

Teaser for 953

[lilac sandal]

i just see volumetric lighting

[coarse falcon]

Dude she is literally right there

[lilac sandal]

where

[harsh tiger]

no its for 953 jit

[coarse falcon]

You cant see her sillhouette?

[harsh tiger]

this is not an in game render either

its just promotional media

[lilac sandal]

nooo my volumetric lighting 😭

[harsh tiger]

bro

you're doing mental gymnastics here

[lilac sandal]

but yall can agree it would look cool in blackouts

[past field]

Where do you think 953 will rank amount the other scps?

[coarse falcon]

Why do you always ping me dude

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-gif-7653869622424692079

[lilac sandal]

quite similar to 096 probably lol

because she can enter a rage state

i think

after staying with people long enough with a disguise

but like

[coarse falcon]

Its not a rage state

[lilac sandal]

itrs imilar okay

you understand what i mean

[past field]

They said something along the lines of that with her essence meter.

[lilac sandal]

i see her now

[past field]

I would be disappointed if 953 has a basic claw attack.(

[lilac sandal]

why wouldn't she have one

[lilac sandal]

what is that ant looking fella

[past field]

Steeping on 939 toes.

[lilac sandal]

096 also has a basic claw attack and he doesn't step on 939 toes

or whatever he does maybe he just slaps people

[past field]

Fair enough I guess.

[shrewd egret]

holy shit they're teasing 682

[past field]

This should be the next playable scp after 953.)

[lilac sandal]

stepping on toes sounds weird for some reasn

[lilac sandal]

why are you sending the new volumetric lighting teaser 😹

[shrewd egret]

is this a lethal copmpany referen

[lilac sandal]

honestly she kinda looks like herobrine there or something lol

[foggy summit]

who?

[lilac sandal]

look the bitrate looks like a dog or a cat

[coarse falcon]

I mean

[foggy summit]

Malo0

[coarse falcon]

Shes a fox

So that explains it

[past field]

Please Northwood I need scp 1055 in sl!!!

[lilac sandal]

buts its funny bitrate

[foggy summit]

not funny!! didnt laugh!!!

[past field]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHezgqpWcAAtb8W.webp

[lilac sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1417655826499239936/1472294272475598970/caption.gif

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strange-avengers-wattpad-user-detected-gif-16229742749746690875

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[lilac sandal]

that gif so old it was 100% made the minute the teaser was made

[lilac sandal]

dont read my messages 😿

[fierce lynx]

why

[lilac sandal]

onionman said sad things to me 😢

[past field]

My glorious king scp 1055 needs to be in secret lab!

[weary crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-pinkposting-breaking-gif-571463753067132445

[fierce lynx]

do u know what a pollywog is

[lilac sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-officer-jaffe-dick-dastardly-rage-gif-17504475

[foggy summit]

yes

[weary crane]

no

[fierce lynx]

fun word for tadpole

[past field]

Will 953 have the ability to kill someone the exact same way as agent 1 in the scp 953 article?

[lilac sandal]

no!!!!!!

plz

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-haha-evillaugh-thejoker-laugh-gif-5302593

[shrewd egret]

joe many liberals

[lilac sandal]

why is joker trying to break his teeth

[fierce lynx]

i used to have a teeth grinding problem

and then it suddenly stopped 😊

[lilac sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1460951297707610193/NTF_huh.gif

source bro

need source or its ai

[fierce lynx]

tf u mean source

the source is me

i am the source

[lilac sandal]

bad source

get a good source like

goodsources.com

[half dragon]

is that the math equation that summons a bear

[past field]

No

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1313 ⁠— Solve for Bear

by MaliceAforethought
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +1073

[past field]

Crom the older scp is wiki is archived meaning you can link scps that have been deleted.

[fierce lynx]

why dont they use this equation to summon infinite bears and solve world hunger

[lilac sandal]

because scp dumbly evil

too dum

15.0 tomorrow, if false repeat the sentence

[sick sapphire]

Bear liver too dangerous

[fierce lynx]

dont eat the liver then

simple problems have simple solutions

[half dragon]

Bear with me

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-bear-just-lie-there-dont-move-unless-revenant-tom-hardy-gif-14077841

[half dragon]

I love the implication that nobody knows about this theory because anyone who figures out the math probably gets mauled to death by a bear

[fierce lynx]

ok so lets say you take more than 2 pieces of candy from 330

and your hands go bye bye

and you're rushed to get treatment

and u live

and then u go back to the bowl

and take out another piece of candy

using a different body part

mouth?

doesnt matter

what happens then

[half dragon]

maybe it takes your feet?

it probably just starts taking limbs until you die

[reef spire]

For a while, I've noticed that 049 doesn't have a unique death animation, being the only SCP (besides 049-2) that lacks one. If 049 were to get reworked, what do you predict its death animation will be?

[fierce lynx]

ragdoll

[reef spire]

Still a ragdoll?

[harsh tiger]

i still want him to ragdoll and then bleed out

its too fun to see 049 ragdolled everywhere

[wispy walrus]

yeah at least one scp should be ragdoll

also you can't really make that interesting

it's just a normal very humanoid dude falling over

[fierce lynx]

I used to want 049 to have a surrendering death animation

But now that we know the mtf are goc

I think him just fucking dying is fitting

[jagged radish]

Why did you change your name

[fierce lynx]

because pollywog

[jagged radish]

Oh my dear God bro

[reef spire]

It's funny

[fierce lynx]

do u know what a pollywog is

[jagged radish]

Yes

[fierce lynx]

it's a funny word for a tadpole

[jagged radish]

Mhm

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-log-off-andy-gif-4810443948518661584

[wispy walrus]

sonion

[fierce lynx]

can't believe they're trying to limit my freedom to post test slop

it's a violation of my rights

[wispy walrus]

wait how

are you not allowed to post tests

[jagged radish]

#discord-suggestions message

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387350315996545116/1417678029743718450/togif.gif

With all of the horrendous freak garbage that I've seen get in here, no one bats an eye
But when we post our results on stupid tests, now that's gotta go

[wispy walrus]

nah

dont ban them

just don't send fuckin links that break teh rules

idk

I dont care about the testslop

[fierce lynx]

😩

[wispy walrus]

I don't see anyone complaining about it, so I say let it grow

[fierce lynx]

we all have fun here

[wispy walrus]

yeah

[jagged radish]

No fun allowed bro

Sorry

[fierce lynx]

BTW test slop is scp related because it sparks discussions about members of slcord, specifically their results on each test, and since they are members of the scp sl discord server it is scp related

so checkmate

https://tenor.com/view/smug-face-smug-sus-grin-smile-gif-8459086502274246497

[jagged radish]

I'm gonna leave it at if you get unironically uncomfortable from the testslop, you just gotta hop off the internet

[wispy walrus]

ok

[prime fossil]

939 gameplay is kinda easy, just hide around and jump fools

no spawnwave can get you if you stay in heavy

[jagged radish]

I gotta find that video where it's like "939 gameplay" and it's just 2 minutes of swiping

Bro didn't even try to use 939s kit

[shrewd egret]

@fierce lynx post more test slop before ban

[jagged radish]

No it's tainted now

Just let it die with dignity

[shrewd egret]

You know who else is dying with dignity

[lilac sandal]

whats testslop

[jagged radish]

Dying Light

[fierce lynx]

the best thing to ever grace this terrible channel

[lilac sandal]

but what is it

[fierce lynx]

I just told you

[jagged radish]

No that is me

[shrewd egret]

"are you a chud test"

[shrewd egret]

"autism test"

"schizophrenia test"

[jagged radish]

Thank you

[vocal pagoda]

is there still not a 15.0 patreon beta

wtf

[lilac sandal]

i still dont know why cant people see when 939 fails a swing

[jagged radish]

!release

[chrome carbon]

[vocal pagoda]

yeah sybau bro

[prime fossil]

should also be able to hear it every swing

[vocal pagoda]

i havent played for like a year

[jagged radish]

So basically give Slopwood until December 31st 11:59:59pm

[shrewd egret]

They're currently torturing patrons with sticks and whatnot

[vocal pagoda]

and game hasnt had a x,0 update

wth

[lilac sandal]

953 model probably just has been completed lol

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-6126126835624665580

[prime fossil]

939's current design kinda

isn't great

[fierce lynx]

model or abilities

[prime fossil]

being able to pursue as the ambush hunter is crazy

[lilac sandal]

you just stole something i said

[prime fossil]

abilities

[shrewd egret]

This is why we need to replace 939 with those dogs from re1

Equivalent in power

[vocal pagoda]

no major update since 2024 balrighttt

thats crazy actually

[jagged radish]

HELL NO!!

[fierce lynx]

December of 2024

[shrewd egret]

SCP SL is.... Abandonware....

[vocal pagoda]

2024 nontheless

[fierce lynx]

yea but December of 2024

[vocal pagoda]

ok???

like bro its may 2026

[shrewd egret]

Best enemies in all of gaming I love re1 so much truly

[lilac sandal]

yall are 13.0 slopped

and think every update is gonna release fast just like how 13.0 did after 12.0

[vocal pagoda]

ive been around since 7.0.0

[lilac sandal]

you can still be

[fierce lynx]

which is not december

[vocal pagoda]

this is just horrible

[lilac sandal]

13.0 rotted

[jagged radish]

What are you people even arguing about

[vocal pagoda]

especially with the team getting more experienced and updating the code

[lilac sandal]

idk

[vocal pagoda]

updates should be coming way faster

whatever tho

[fierce lynx]

whether or not its december

[remote zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/terror-dog-scary-growl-resident-evil-gif-16435739

[shrewd egret]

It all started going downhill for scp sl in 2018

[lilac sandal]

this reminds me of that image i made

[shrewd egret]

The re2make ones aren't nearly as bad as the re1 ones

The re1 ones are

[vocal pagoda]

some ppl bro

[shrewd egret]

Traumatizing

[vocal pagoda]

wallahi

[lilac sandal]

this one

[shrewd egret]

@vocal pagoda be nice and kind to people life is more enjoyable that way

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[remote zenith]

Like, OG or the GameCube remake?

[shrewd egret]

Re1 remaster

[remote zenith]

Cuz I think the remake ones look on par with RE2

[vocal pagoda]

what are u on abt mate

im just saying the pacing for updates is horrible

[shrewd egret]

Ik they look on par but the re1 ones are so much worse

Fuckers are so damn fast

[jagged radish]

You're just getting your point across like a dick for 0 reason lol

[vocal pagoda]

what have i said which is rude LOL

[remote zenith]

Just be like more like wesker

[fierce lynx]

12.0 is not old school 😭

[shrewd egret]

Well

[shrewd egret]

Damn

[vocal pagoda]

ofc i say that cuz u ping me with !release

like real funny bro

[jagged radish]

Mayor of Frown Town over here

[vocal pagoda]

laughing my ass off over soon

[lilac sandal]

its based on an image i found

[vocal pagoda]

been hearing ts for 5 years

[shrewd egret]

Stop and think about your actions

[vocal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[lilac sandal]

why is that dog doing that one

[lilac sandal]

gesture

[shrewd egret]

3 league accounts btw

[vocal pagoda]

stalking my profile

why are u so hurt

[jagged radish]

Maybe not allat

[vocal pagoda]

but im the rude one right

[shrewd egret]

I'm not I was checking join date cause you mentioned being here a while

[shrewd egret]

yeah kinda

[glass pilot]

This SLcord shit is not a joke

Do not fuck with us here

[lilac sandal]

why does that wall look like that one texture from hit game scp cb

[vocal pagoda]

meanwhile you go over stalk my profile to insult my game choice which has nothing to do with anything

holy toxic

[shrewd egret]

You okay man

[vocal pagoda]

just be nice

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1442009852237840414/1446661550021542019/togif.gif

[glass pilot]

Stoop fiiiiiigghhttiiiiiiing!!

[vocal pagoda]

fr

[shrewd egret]

Make one joke guy's fuming

[vocal pagoda]

this is a joke?

if thats a joke for you then

[shrewd egret]

I'm just trying to make my way through life like everybody else

[vocal pagoda]

you must be a very unpleasant human to be around

[glass pilot]

You do have too many riot accounts tho…

[vocal pagoda]

just chill

be nicer

[vocal pagoda]

wanna play with my friends

[glass pilot]

Nah Valorant ain’t my thing

[vocal pagoda]

????

[glass pilot]

You’re friends with Snooza??

[vocal pagoda]

i meant i have mulitple accounts for different elos

so i can queue with friends

[vocal pagoda]

yeah

go way back

[glass pilot]

Oh I thought “wanna play with my friends” was like a joke question

[vocal pagoda]

😭

[glass pilot]

W Snooza bro

[vocal pagoda]

havent heard from him in a while tho

used to talk a bit in like 2023

[shrewd egret]

Staying up all night playing Subnautica 2 and drinking coffee might've been a mistake

[glass pilot]

All my friends and family are just playing Subnautica 2

[shrewd egret]

It's good!!!

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be a large dog or a small dog

[vocal pagoda]

i have aswell

[shrewd egret]

Small dog

[vocal pagoda]

its fun

[glass pilot]

I am a lone SLhead in a world of Subnauticacels

[vocal pagoda]

map will be so big

once fully released

[jagged radish]

Everyone is 💖
Life is beautiful

[shrewd egret]

I wanna explore down south but the sheer fucking cliff scares me

It goes so damn deep

[glass pilot]

❤️‍🩹

[shrewd egret]

Got the vehicle so I'm going to though ik where south led in Subnautica 1

[jagged radish]

I haven't touched the game today, only game has been SL so it's me and you bro

[vocal pagoda]

pls dont speak to me you hurt my feelings before

[glass pilot]

I haven’t actually played SL today

Or in a couple days

I’m a fake fan

[jagged radish]

Same

[shrewd egret]

we can still make amends

you can make it better

[vocal pagoda]

real fans dont play for months then play everyday for 8 hours

[shrewd egret]

We don't have to fight

[vocal pagoda]

for like 2 weeks

[jagged radish]

We can all live together

[shrewd egret]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[glass pilot]

So trve

[glass pilot]

I hate this gif bro

So wrong looking

[shrewd egret]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-art-ai-bores-me-ai-boring-ai-content-ai-generated-gif-14126843253933570447

[shrewd egret]

such a jovial fellow

[vocal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/little-guy-once-again-the-little-guy-loses-fat-dog-gif-17183049219475389767

[shrewd egret]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHezgqpWcAAtb8W.webp

Here then

Happy puppy

[glass pilot]

I like dis one

[jagged radish]

Ohhhh my god I love playing a round for 45 seconds total but sitting in spec chat for 5 minutes 😁

[glass pilot]

I don’t like dis one

[glass pilot]

YES BROOOO

[vocal pagoda]

fat dogs >>>

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fishing-funny-meme-memes-gif-23520521

No bro

[jagged radish]

I hate my chud life

[glass pilot]

No fat dogs

[shrewd egret]

But yeah I'm just hoping the southern part of the map is actually finished

[vocal pagoda]

fat dogs are the best

[shrewd egret]

Judging by terrain I assume it's where the pod came from at the start of the game?

So like 500m deep

[fierce lynx]

I can't play sl for more than like 2 rounds at a time with month long breaks between

[shrewd egret]

Rate this dog

[fierce lynx]

8

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/corgi-kick-kindess-ai-ai-corgi-gif-9945789914055658322

[fierce lynx]

his shoe ☹️

[shrewd egret]

Why is the dog edited in

[fierce lynx]

look at the person who walks past

[mystic geyser]

Stay clueless

You don't wanna know about the original gif

[fierce lynx]

what

I wanna know

[shrewd egret]

I need sleep

[fierce lynx]

whenever people say "you don't wanna know" like do they really expect that to make you less curious

[shrewd egret]

oh the horror

[glass pilot]

he kicks the fuck outta that dog looool

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-wanna-know-gif-17449004922562721066

[mystic geyser]

Yea :'(

[shrewd egret]

haha animal abuse

hilarious

[glass pilot]

its ai

[shrewd egret]

Figured

[fierce lynx]

☹️

[jagged radish]

I ❤️ VAGUEPOSTING

[shrewd egret]

I'm addicted to dog

[wispy walrus]

hdshddsf4ln

183/500

questions done

[fierce lynx]

what could you possibly be doing

[shrewd egret]

Listening and learning

[wispy walrus]

apcsa

[fierce lynx]

oh is that this Friday

[wispy walrus]

yes

it's tomorrow

[fierce lynx]

ha

[mystic geyser]

Its today

Its 5 am

[wispy walrus]

it's going to be insanely easy

the thing is

[fierce lynx]

it's 11 pm

[wispy walrus]

my teacher gave us

500 mcq

due tomrow

[coarse falcon]

Death

[wispy walrus]

and guess who didn't do most of them until today

hopefully me

[mystic geyser]

NA player spotted

[coarse falcon]

Murder

[wispy walrus]

because I didnt do them before either

[fierce lynx]

just uh

cheat so u can do them all fast

[wispy walrus]

no

[fierce lynx]

if the exam is easy

[wispy walrus]

actualy

yeah

no dude Im nto gonna fucking cheat

[fierce lynx]

why waste your time with pointless unhelpful busy work