scp-discussion

[honest sluice]

Nop

[jagged radish]

27,777 total golden cookies

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fluffykittydevourer-hicord-chat-trialmod-mods-gif-5725128631527488394

[fierce lynx]

well well well

[honest sluice]

What is this

[fierce lynx]

look who's off topic now

[soft garnet]

can we get these dirty mods out of here

[glass pilot]

You need to have all of your buildings hit level 10, and to level buildings you need a resource that only spawns daily

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1503852906787504188/chud.gif

[fierce lynx]

everyone is schizoid ig

[hollow arrow]

You know what youre right

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-fat-gumball-gumball-meme-the-amazing-world-of-gumball-meme-gif-13701967012355087693

[fierce lynx]

being off topic is so much more fun

[jagged radish]

Years*

[hollow arrow]

Time to get on topic ig

[honest sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-csm-chainsaw-man-chainsawman-movie-gif-4633075399373148062

[soft garnet]

kill the mods

please

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chain-saw-chainsaw-chainsaw-man-reze-movie-gif-5090466803304312329

[jagged radish]

Don't start man

[amber bone]

auro and havoc are like the only mods that don't seem to gaf about that chudly ass rule

[soft garnet]

+[parry]

[glass pilot]

Like the one where you need 1000 ascensions

[jagged radish]

What the hell are you talking about including Havoc in there

[glass pilot]

I botted the shit outta that one

[hollow arrow]

Well I talked to lucid about it so now Ik whats expected of it

[soft garnet]

all mods are bums

[amber bone]

havoc is 50/50

[soft garnet]

eradicate all mods

[neon sable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lock-in-gif-12021618010981182913

[jagged radish]

That one lwk isn't that bad it takes like 30 minutes total if you're locked in

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-question-or-argue-with-mods-discord-moderators-staff-admin-gif-19377282

[glass pilot]

Dude I was watching the bot do it as fast as possible and it took like 2 hours

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-knuckles-knuckles-the-echidna-gif-8077952225954210623

[fierce lynx]

test slop is an addictive drug

[neon sable]

What

[jagged radish]

Huh? What kind of wack ass bot

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hooker-pov-eat-hookers-i-love-eating-hookers-yummy-hookers-gif-13616989356745139295

[amber bone]

dino would see you off topic once and try using his all-powerful discord mod powers to fuck up channel muting you for an hour

[fierce lynx]

lmk what you get guy https://www.idrlabs.com/serial-killer/test.php

[wet swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

[soft garnet]

the ego boost i get when someone favorites a gif i dont have favorited is amazing

[glass pilot]

Are you guys buying the 15.0 Patreon beta 👀 👀

[ebon rampart]

This incident is never being lived down is it

[soft garnet]

im just THAT good at finding gifs

[amber bone]

yeah

[fierce lynx]

no

[glass pilot]

👀 👀 👀 👀

[jagged radish]

If it's tier 4 or higher, no

[umbral carbon]

probably

[amber bone]

it's too funny to let go

[umbral carbon]

if it's t3 or t2

[glass pilot]

Gaaaaayyy

[fierce lynx]

true

[ebon rampart]

I'll just watch my favourite ever SCP SLtuber play it!

[harsh tiger]

It will be t4 at the start

[amber bone]

wrong reply ty discord

[harsh tiger]

Like every other beta

[glass pilot]

I’m not quite sure what it starts at but it gets lowered a couple weeks into it

[umbral carbon]

yeah I'm not buying it at T4. I'll wait

[harsh tiger]

If it has really cool gun and hitbox changes will you buy t4

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[harsh tiger]

Tf yall expect

Every beta ever has been t4 at the start

[umbral carbon]

Depends on whether I've started classes + if I end up landing a job

the TL;DR of my current employment situation is that I've been unemployed since January because my boss was doing illegal things

[amber bone]

I gotta redeem myself bro

[glass pilot]

OnionMan…. I’ll buy the tier four patreon! Dattebayo, believe it!

[soft garnet]

why is the big kirk here

[harsh tiger]

Well yall can be the judge whenever a changelog drops

[fierce lynx]

of course

[soft garnet]

withered kirk bro

[neon sable]

I forgot I had this video

[umbral carbon]

honestly I think 953 interacting with items would be nice.

[soft garnet]

its because dahmer is well known for being anti social

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017514675086311524/1309775737200447508/togif.gif

[fierce lynx]

i was only 65% jd

[jagged radish]

It's 15 extra dollars from tier 3 man

[soft garnet]

leak patreon

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[glass pilot]

It’s gonna be like 3114 but she can fake use them unlike the skeleton

[umbral carbon]

maybe not balanced, but one thing that I think SCPs lack is right proper counterplay to items

no I mean moving them and shit

probably not because 3114 situation

[soft garnet]

micro in pit every game

fun

[past field]

Would scp 1155 predatory artwork be a playable scp or environmental?

[glass pilot]

Oh like that

Probs not cause of pit drops

[umbral carbon]

but as more and more SCP items get added SCPs are just gonna have to play with the same tools vs. humans that are getting increasingly stacked

[wet swallow]

This one is rigged kek

[umbral carbon]

I think 127's change was good

[jagged radish]

When 15.0 comes out I'll buy tier 4 and just make a fuckton of shorts about it so I can get financially recompensated

[fierce lynx]

yea what did you get mr 55% psychopath

[honest sluice]

Whatever this means

[glass pilot]

I’m liking that you’ll be able to actually shoot the guns tho

[fierce lynx]

oh dear

[umbral carbon]

yeah def

[glass pilot]

I forgot the patreon post comes out Saturday lowk

Just in time

Right before my subscription for PEARS expires ❤️

[neon sable]

Hey let's delay the post

[fierce lynx]

that guy is like super jeffery dahmer

[glass pilot]

Thank you Northwood for keeping the post in the same month

[hollow arrow]

Idk chud test

[glass pilot]

Toad scoring 100% in every category on the chud test ❤️ ❤️

[fierce lynx]

i actually took the chud test

[neon sable]

Can we get a chud test

In here

[fierce lynx]

let me see if i can find my results

[weary crag]

where tf is dexter

[wet swallow]

I want the chud test pls

[wet swallow]

Good question

[neon sable]

Sleeping with the fishes

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-rating/test.php

[glass pilot]

@jagged radish thank you for all the hearts bro

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1496135947006251198/evil_petting.gif

[amber bone]

fuck it bro not as bad as last time

[ebon rampart]

Split between a literal who and a Hungarian maniac woman

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laugh-monkey-ksi-primal-gif-15771937260145199571

[umbral carbon]

what is this slop channel

[jagged radish]

Okay man why is one of the tags of this fucking gif monkey

Jesus Christ

@weary crag It's your fault

[weary crag]

me fr

[polar locust]

"What personality is your asshole" ahh #scp-discussion

[weary crag]

what did I fuckin do

[ebon rampart]

s-lop

[umbral carbon]

he kinda looks like the cymbal monkey toys when he's clapping his hands together

[fierce lynx]

do you wanna know what personality your blood is

[umbral carbon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbal-banging_monkey_toy

THE MOTIONS

[jagged radish]

We know damn well it's not that

[umbral carbon]

THE MOTIONS

[umbral carbon]

Yeah

[fierce lynx]

do you wanna take the racism test

[umbral carbon]

NOTHING BUT THE MOTIONS

HELL YEAH!

[neon sable]

How am I 59% chud

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-femboy-gif-19321983

[amber bone]

alright the chud rating test is gonna be the last one

[neon sable]

Chud test rigged

[polar locust]

femboy test

[glass pilot]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

[fierce lynx]

2019

[wet swallow]

[neon sable]

Get us a femboy test

[fierce lynx]

there is no such thing

[neon sable]

Wgat

No

This cannot ve

Be

[fierce lynx]

being a femboy is your own choice

there is a homosexuality test though

[polar locust]

guys I'm a Taurus

[fierce lynx]

me too

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

[neon sable]

That'll do

Im Aries

[polar locust]

I don't like when people speak sentences.

[weary crag]

I AM NOT JEFFERY DHAMER

[honest sluice]

Well

[neon sable]

Lies

[fierce lynx]

you are big jeff

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-dr-han-the-good-doctor-discord-bubble-discord-speech-bubble-gif-1845193550933450334

[umbral carbon]

do I really want to post this

do I really want to post my results

[weary crag]

don't say it like that

[neon sable]

Yes

[weary crag]

dms

[neon sable]

Post it

[weary crag]

:3

[fierce lynx]

yes

dont be scared

[neon sable]

This is a safe space

All chuds are welcome

[polar locust]

hehehe
penis
xDDDD
PENIS!!!!

[fierce lynx]

he took the racism test

[neon sable]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cooked-graggletwo-tom-holland-shocked-IjkhWvkmN32mAsKKa6

[honest sluice]

.

[neon sable]

Nvm

[polar locust]

we know, you have a pepe pfp

[amber bone]

what am I doing with my life bro

[honest sluice]

I was thinking the same

[neon sable]

Why are half the questions twitter based

[mild agate]

these are impossible to answer questions.

[fierce lynx]

thats where all the chuds are

[honest sluice]

Because the real chuds are on twitter

[hollow arrow]

What if hes just a really big twitch chatter

[fierce lynx]

and 4chan

[neon sable]

Person who made this is a chud

[ebon rampart]

Xitterxisas....

[harsh tiger]

I dont even know what that scp is

[weary crag]

it's x

erm

🤓

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1155 ⁠— Predatory Street Art

by realityglitch
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +572

[neon sable]

Stupid chud

[honest sluice]

Would you like to be shot

[neon sable]

Die

[mild agate]

wait what

[weary crag]

*stabbed

please

[neon sable]

Id rather be shot than short

Lowk

[mild agate]

tf is that image

[weary crag]

✊

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/npc-or-main-character/test.php

[honest sluice]

!shoot @weary crag

[neon sable]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-oneshot-pancakes-crying-explosion-gif-16934504460373716036

[magic whale]

guys remember to sprinkle in some scp and then speak about actual interesting stuff amen

[chrome carbon]

feras_plays has been muted in this server.

[honest sluice]

Count your days

[magic whale]

im invincible

[ebon rampart]

4chan is just imageboard reddit

[magic whale]

ok let’s unmute Feras immediately

[hollow arrow]

Explain this

[magic whale]

he’s my student and disciple

[umbral carbon]

pick an actually good one

[ebon rampart]

Free Feras

[fierce lynx]

https://www.wikihow.com/What-SCP-Are-You

[honest sluice]

I dont think he can

He seems to be muted..

[magic whale]

Free Feras

[fierce lynx]

holy shit

[upper cedar]

quick question. what is fmj best for? ap is best for armored people and peanut, jhp is best for unarmored people and most scps. but what about fmj?

[hollow arrow]

Mod abusing 🙄

Power abusing,,,

[magic whale]

it’s ok I already know which scp I am

[ebon rampart]

Uhhhhhhh

[fierce lynx]

LMAO

[honest sluice]

Not abuse..

[jagged radish]

You're only looking at the top bro

[fierce lynx]

why are you bragging bro

[weary crag]

@magic whale @ebon rampart thank you thank you so much!! I always knew you 2 were the real ones

[wet swallow]

[weary crag]

you gentlemen are my most trusted associates now

[umbral carbon]

racism test

[weary crag]

I bow to you

[magic whale]

the master always looks out for his students

[lean forge]

History is suck

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/the-behemoth-the-behemoth-games-hatty-hattington-hatty-swirl-gif-15556627

[weary crag]

Amen brother

[amber bone]

that was the worst shit ever

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[weary crag]

amen

✊

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/adhd/test.php

[magic whale]

I can’t even get muted im too masculine to be silenced

[ebon rampart]

I browsed the soyjak wiki for 50 minutes I am a master chud

[fierce lynx]

you know guys you have the power of test slop too

[amber bone]

you know what

[fierce lynx]

why am i always the distributor

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623188395413471252/1504574523100626995/bafkreigjamarltfjsuwivnqul5ckfhsq2ldyj264vy2tyi2w6brudwyyj4.png?ex=6a077bb7&is=6a062a37&hm=48790597b04a41bcb419f5ff854514f26878c301959e131b24608f2433e54455&

[fierce lynx]

my work is tireless

[weary crag]

lowkey the mods are too scared to mute u cuz they know everyone will riot and the revolution will happen

[ebon rampart]

That's your job

[wet swallow]

It's funnier when you do

[amber bone]

I'll hit up thw racism test, end it on a high note

[fierce lynx]

theres hundreds of tests for you

[jagged radish]

Just too nattypilled

[magic whale]

amen on that a ripebanana

[fierce lynx]

some of them you shouldnt post here

[jagged radish]

You're the Jesus Christ of Testslop

[magic whale]

let’s bring back banana bungalow and the scuut

[hollow arrow]

Like the chud test

[jagged radish]

You must never fail us

[fierce lynx]

no the chud test is family friendly

its all good vibes

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-on-wayment-startled-idris-elba-gif-15124790

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-meme-logo-soldier-boy-homelander-soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-10872949477748120842

[fierce lynx]

ass

[jagged radish]

Keep the past in the past bro 😭 ✌️

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/multidimensional-happiness/test.php

[hollow arrow]

Bring back unlimited scp

[fierce lynx]

😊

[umbral carbon]

chud test gimme

[umbral carbon]

kognity's playhouse

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-rating/test.php

[hollow arrow]

Oh crap..

[magic whale]

ENG Facility

let’s bring that back

I was perma banned there

[hollow arrow]

Those who know

[fierce lynx]

multidimensional happiness

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-meme-logo-soldier-boy-homelander-soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-10872949477748120842

im alone i just want to talk

[neon sable]

Yoa

[weary crag]

test slop hit this chat like how 9/11 hit george w bush

[magic whale]

remove 095

let’s do a slcord member tierlist

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-face-smug-sus-grin-smile-gif-8459086502274246497

[hollow arrow]

Theres too many members

[magic whale]

I’m automatic S tier for strong

[neon sable]

Im s tier cause

Cause I'm cool

[magic whale]

GTFO

[ebon rampart]

What is this nonsense? A trve chud would never argue about snca

[neon sable]

[magic whale]

I command respect when I walk into the room people stare in awe

always awaiting my wisdom

[trim quiver]

Whats your main scp in sl test

[weary crag]

I'm S tier because I am one of your disciples @magic whale

[hollow arrow]

We making a tier just for you 💔

[ebon rampart]

The king

[hollow arrow]

The dafqwee tier

[weary crag]

where's the dafuqboom tier

for all the skibidi toilet stuff he ,ade

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-gif-4400170757504142639

[magic whale]

skibidi toilet got killed son

[ebon rampart]

Dafuqboom would NEVER join the SLcord

[magic whale]

like actually shot dead

[weary crag]

what happened

what happened bro

[mild agate]

being an scp discussion regular should score you in a single thumbs up here MINIMUM

[magic whale]

Hollywood bought it and burnt it all to the ground

[weary crag]

bro

[magic whale]

It’s true

like legitimately

[weary crag]

doesn't valve

have the fucking

rights or smthn

can't they shut the whole thing down

[ebon rampart]

Shit....you're right.....I'm a fraud.....I'm no chud....

[weary crag]

LOSER

LOSER

NOT A REAL CHUD

[ebon rampart]

Copyright lolololol

[amber bone]

did I get more racist between runs of this

[fierce lynx]

yes

[weary crag]

no the test is ass like that

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kamedwards-gif-7160717865228089069

[fallen egret]

who do you guys think would win

jx1dx1 or 079

[umbral carbon]

you're charging up your ult

[jagged radish]

The tried and true method of blaming the test

[weary crag]

yes dude

the test is bad

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[weary crag]

the type of shit bro sends after he fumbles the exam

yknow the F students are the true inventors

[jagged radish]

Because they are

[shrewd egret]

ii love subnautica 2 so much already

really feels like playing subnautica for the first time again way back when

[hollow arrow]

@deft cargo can we not

[weary crag]

havoc

[shrewd egret]

below zero felt so mediocre in comparison

[weary crag]

please

I want to see

BLOOD

I WANT TO SEE THEIR BLOOD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228589382074892288/1500191487038591187/CREZY_CAT_GARD.webp

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-harrison-ford-thinking-gif-9928883178760218969

[umbral carbon]

I'm on the fence, but do you think coop is going to be good?

[shrewd egret]

Yea

[amber bone]

fuck it bro real final one

end it on a high note

[ebon rampart]

I'm a nusoi 💔

[shrewd egret]

Coop is already implemented so can just ask the people playing it multiplayer

[weary crag]

you guys should hop on the mewgenics train

it's peak

[shrewd egret]

@fervent forge you go tell 'em

[fierce lynx]

☹️

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-cat-tink-pirouette-dance-gif-1424222366290225652

[shrewd egret]

Can imagine it being awesome exploring together

[jagged radish]

Slopgenics

[shrewd egret]

Just playing it singleplayer cause auro has the nightshift and I felt like exploring it myself

[hollow arrow]

Testslop gone wrong..

[mild agate]

how come you got addicted to tests in an hour or so

[weary crag]

no bro it's gemgenics because it is made by the GOAT edmund

we love edmund in this house

[mild agate]

“I can stop whenever I want”

[umbral carbon]

wow.

[jagged radish]

I cranked that bitch allllll the way to the right

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/puggy-edmund-edmund-mcmillen-mcmillen-mewgenics-gif-9000645069760489254

[shrewd egret]

toad has been doing this for multiple days now i think we might need to stage an intervention

[umbral carbon]

yeah

[jagged radish]

WE have

[jagged radish]

WE

[umbral carbon]

get on SL toad

[weary crag]

you are a tall white impulsive guy

yes

[fierce lynx]

its so fun

[umbral carbon]

trust me it'll help

[magic whale]

when you see a me you’re so strong and handsome and masculine

[weary crag]

what the fuck

is that image

[jagged radish]

It's like looking in a mirror....

[weary crag]

who the fuck uses that image

[magic whale]

temu

[weary crag]

to refer to 173

[hollow arrow]

He is training for Facebook

[weary crag]

GENUINLY BRO

[umbral carbon]

havoc

can you uuuh

[mild agate]

The Sculpture

[umbral carbon]

show toad the rabbits

[ebon rampart]

I'm Shy Guy man

[fierce lynx]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sad-kitty-sad-cat

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-gif-15874437524441333934

[atomic apex]

someone please hop on ct with me

[umbral carbon]

well well well

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415874845278867507/1423803910186995844/image0.gif

[hollow arrow]

No, toads belong in ponds

[umbral carbon]

if it ain't td723

[weary crag]

mtf after putting a bag on 096's head "huh.. you must be a really shy guy.."

[ebon rampart]

How 2 become oldGOD

[umbral carbon]

COMMIE

[atomic apex]

yup, thats me

[shrewd egret]

no correlation

[jagged radish]

A year ago I was so excited for subnautica 2 and now I am completely numb

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[weary crag]

oh man

the depression

[shrewd egret]

The publishers got ousted hard

[weary crag]

the depression..

[umbral carbon]

yep

[shrewd egret]

devs got the rights back

And game's peak so far

[jagged radish]

If only the TOS wasn't super weird

[ebon rampart]

I have no interest in anything coming up in terms of video games except maybe 15.0

[hollow arrow]

How's it weird

[shrewd egret]

wym by that

Oh.

[fierce lynx]

the freak

[jagged radish]

"You don't own the game and are actually licensing it, any creation (mods etc) belongs to us" yadda yadda

Typical corporate evil

[ebon rampart]

Lol DRM

[hollow arrow]

Warcraft 3 reforged did that

Pretty shitty

[fierce lynx]

tf is this one

what does that even mean

[jagged radish]

They're also just very open about them selling and sharing collections of your data too in the TOS

Sure, why the hell not

[hollow arrow]

Theyre scared of a mod getting too popular and not being able to make bank off of it

[fierce lynx]

☺️

[neon snow]

Can i breath without tos breaking

[atomic apex]

oh my god how many tests are we gonna take

[jagged radish]

Pretty much

[fierce lynx]

all 9 pages of them

[ebon rampart]

This is why supporting game developers with your money is a bad idea

Never pay

[shrewd egret]

will i get banned for being too gay for russia

[fierce lynx]

yes

[jagged radish]

lol

[glass pilot]

What for?

Studio drama?

[shrewd egret]

too gay for russia as in . too gay by russian standards not. in love with russia

[fierce lynx]

yes

[jagged radish]

I had friends to play it with, now I don't have friends to play it with

[glass pilot]

Yeah that would do it

[jagged radish]

Never take a break from social media yo

[shrewd egret]

I'm imagining this is the like

[jagged radish]

Complete social death

[umbral carbon]

they can dive deep but I'll sail the saes...

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/negative-parenting/test.php

[shrewd egret]

publishers who are getting sued trying to fuck over unknown worlds lmao

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock-dont-be-rash-will-poulter-marvel-gif-7269497775167346680

[shrewd egret]

cause what in the world

[glass pilot]

Social media is pretty bad for you dude

[fierce lynx]

no

social media is great for you

[neon snow]

no

[jagged radish]

No shit dude

[neon snow]

Grass is toxic

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-an-idea-croods-the-croods-grug-gif-16310881167093655388

[umbral carbon]

also most EULAs submit you to arbitration pretty sure

[muted furnace]

Bring back OG fortnite

[umbral carbon]

er

force you to

[shrewd egret]

@jagged radish I'm going to chop it down to krafton CEO being salty and trying to get back at the devs rather than the devs just being straight up bein evil

[glass pilot]

They already did and it rocked

[jagged radish]

I cut out social media except Discord and lost a majority of my friends

[shrewd egret]

considering like most of this shit is related to krafton

[muted furnace]

Do it permanently

[jagged radish]

Yeah 100% none of this TOS shit is related to the developers

[mild agate]

sucks to suck

[jagged radish]

They just want to make a good game

[glass pilot]

Then it won’t be fun no more

[jagged radish]

How is this supposed to make me feel bro?

[shrewd egret]

Hoping the tumour that is krafton will be dealt with sooner rather than later

[mild agate]

it’s one of my iconic catchphrases.

[shrewd egret]

lawsuit ain't going well for them we just need their CEO to keep using chatgpt in his legal defense

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[shrewd egret]

praying

[honest sluice]

Is there something wrong with the game or

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[jagged radish]

Just the higherups and former owners

[shrewd egret]

Nah just the TOS is really sketchy owing to the publishers being mad as hell over having to pay out the devs' bonuses

[ebon rampart]

Uh.....would now be a bad time to mention I only just realised Kardiner is a 'tuber? Behind the half life mods tierlist video which I watched...?

[jagged radish]

The game itself is great

[shrewd egret]

cause they recently got owned in the lawsuit where they tried to fire the devs to avoid paying 'em

[muted furnace]

I can't wait until devs launch the School Update

[shrewd egret]

the game itself is incredible so far

[umbral carbon]

didn't they remove weapons already

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[honest sluice]

Why are people so greedy

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-phoenix-wright-phoenix-wright-aceattorney-gif-10033489

[shrewd egret]

@jagged radish honestly non-zero chance the EULA is AI generated

[glass pilot]

ZAMN

[shrewd egret]

Wouldn't put it past 'em

[mild agate]

having money is good

[umbral carbon]

I agree. Give me money.

[jagged radish]

100 billion trillion percent

[amber bone]

hey, if they weren't gonna stick around for the long term they ain't friends, they're associates

[honest sluice]

@jagged radish looks like youve been exposed

[glass pilot]

Exposed??

[mild agate]

no it’s mine you can’t have it

[muted furnace]

New classes and teacher overhaul plus starter pack (3 mags and a glock 19 switch)

[glass pilot]

Like it’s a bad thing??

[jagged radish]

Their loss

[hollow arrow]

Id use ai too that shits long af 🗣️

[mild agate]

sell me something

[umbral carbon]

I'm going to read over it later and I'll let you know how it reads

[honest sluice]

It was a secret

[ebon rampart]

I can't talk to Kardiner anymore. It's inauthentic now. He's a big celebrity. It's too awkward.

[umbral carbon]

but the "no class action blablabla" is pretty normal afaik

[glass pilot]

It’s linked on his profile

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock-dont-be-rash-will-poulter-marvel-gif-7269497775167346680

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-staring-orange-cat-staring-cat-gif-13724146065807985297

[umbral carbon]

Wait, do you guys read TOS?

[ebon rampart]

Back when he was just an SLcorder in my eyes it was all okay....

[fierce lynx]

no

[honest sluice]

dafqwee I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy

[jagged radish]

I'm still an SLcord member

[shrewd egret]

omg kardiner you're celehbnrity,,, can i have yuour autograph, ,,,.,

can i kiss the ground you walk on

[honest sluice]

A bad secret

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-born-again-daredevil-born-again-crying-matt-murdock-matt-murdock-crying-daredevil-gif-5703676146649406188

[glass pilot]

How it feels to lowk stalk peoples profiles

[jagged radish]

I'm a human being

[shrewd egret]

I really love seeing the fish do their thing though the giant ass fucking fish bumping one another as like a greeting ritual or some shit

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623188395413471252/1494429402459803718/IMG_1929.jpg?ex=69e29356&is=69e141d6&hm=0db85b6c5bb17432a27f132917fb202a567a7da1334171735dbe756c37ed35ea&

[amber bone]

Like on the real when I inevitably leave this server again at some point I'm never seeing you mfs again unless I rejoin

fellas are like coworkers

[honest sluice]

You will be gone

[ebon rampart]

Phew

Dodged a bullet there

[shrewd egret]

sending a fr before then

[jagged radish]

When I gain the confidence to initiate again, I'm not forgetting you bro

[shrewd egret]

bitch

[jagged radish]

You're gonna get DMs from me big dog

[ebon rampart]

DM

Yes

[amber bone]

I'd hope so

[honest sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-choking-peanut-gif-7490396557354908324

[glass pilot]

This SLcord shit is no joke don’t even play here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449942974019670066/1470439182240579666/togif-35-1.gif

[hollow arrow]

After 3 months people will be like "damn remember cheesechurger"

[glass pilot]

I die for my SLcordians

[shrewd egret]

no one did that for me i am killing all of you

[jagged radish]

I didn't see you in this channel for like 3 days and wondered where tf you went man your absence is that noticable

[hollow arrow]

I think i did

[honest sluice]

I did but I regret it

[shrewd egret]

my reputation in SCP SL.... tarnished....

[mild agate]

this has happened like 4 times

[hollow arrow]

TARNISHED

[honest sluice]

tarnished

FROM ELXEN RIGN

[glass pilot]

Tarnished…

[lean forge]

Leave for 10 years. And come back. It’s won’t be the same.

[shrewd egret]

when is seamless coop elden ring

[amber bone]

yeah and they don't do that

[glass pilot]

I am the. Tarnished,….

[amber bone]

well damn ty

[shrewd egret]

for what its worth you're one of the few i remember :3

[jagged radish]

Same

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-goty-game-of-the-year-tarnished-blaidd-gif-27608414

[jagged radish]

I even remembered Cheese on my other discord account and that was like 4-5 years ago

Bro thinks people won't miss him

[amber bone]

I stick out like a late stage brain tumor in this channel ig

[shrewd egret]

and we all love our late stage brain tumours

:D

[ebon rampart]

Heartwarming slcord interactions

[hollow arrow]

Wholesome chungus or something

[ebon rampart]

If @coarse falcon left I'd be so over

[glass pilot]

He said something so beautiful even his fellow SLcordians were wholesome

[umbral carbon]

We all forgot about him until he came back

[amber bone]

97 year old slcordian gets comforted in his dying days

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[umbral carbon]

who are you again

[shrewd egret]

i am the glue holding this discord together that's why it all fell apart when i was gone

[atomic apex]

who is this guy?

[tough fern]

Wait guys what about me 😅

[honest sluice]

Nein reference

[shrewd egret]

idk if you can do that to me when most active users remember me lmao

[glass pilot]

It all fell apart when I (ME) was gone

[amber bone]

If T3kn0 died it's actually be over

[honest sluice]

Would you like a medal..

[amber bone]

like real future of the game type shit getting lost

[hollow arrow]

Thats my favorite redditor

[shrewd egret]

they TOOK AWAY MY CRAPS MEDAL MAN

[glass pilot]

If T3kn0 dies it would unleash the spirits of light and dark upon this world

[shrewd egret]

I BROKE THE BOT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT FOR THAT SHIT

[ebon rampart]

Shut your little mouth buddy

[jagged radish]

I think for me personally if thatguy left the server I'd be devastated

[honest sluice]

Craps?

[junior turtle]

D1 sl cord larper

[amber bone]

Yeah he's funny

I like him

[ebon rampart]

Who..? Oh...er..you...uh....bad things would happen

[umbral carbon]

check #game-suggestions-chat

[amber bone]

he holds the testslop sessions together

[glass pilot]

Guys would you miss me if I was gone 🥺 🥺

[jagged radish]

If Gander left art-showcase I would kill myself

[amber bone]

yes

[shrewd egret]

the original bot economy's gambling was borked so i kept spamming it cause craps just straight up gave you a massive net positive

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-lebron-dunk-lebron-james-meme-lebron-meme-gif-15413171005508984772

[honest sluice]

So you abused the system

[shrewd egret]

then i gambled it all on a coin flip and won it double

[atomic apex]

how many messages do i have, someone tell me\

[shrewd egret]

yea but i got a medal out of it

[glass pilot]

Search from: thomasdee725

[hollow arrow]

Sorry danstr is DEAD

[glass pilot]

That should do it

[amber bone]

do people still use this thing

[atomic apex]

11

[shrewd egret]

no

[atomic apex]

I think thats a bit low

[amber bone]

thought so

[ebon rampart]

Mass suicide if no more art from you o algo

[glass pilot]

What command is this again

[atomic apex]

oh its 1508

[past field]

How would scp 811 work in secret lab?

[shrewd egret]

was !profile but they GUTTED it

[hollow arrow]

Bot used to be fun

[glass pilot]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[amber bone]

lowkenuinely, which SL server member would throw this place into absolute hell and mourning if they died tomorrow

[atomic apex]

is 1508 a lot

[honest sluice]

Oh my god the old profiles

[amber bone]

no staff

[shrewd egret]

i blame dylan

[brazen cloak]

does anyone wanna see a magic trick

[honest sluice]

You're just like Timeless

[ebon rampart]

Oh my God x3j

Yes please

Show the magic

[shrewd egret]

why yes

[amber bone]

yessir

[brazen cloak]

alright pick a card any card

[umbral carbon]

well well well

[brazen cloak]

in your head

[shrewd egret]

Got it

[umbral carbon]

if it isnt mr. marketing himself

[jagged radish]

No staff?

[amber bone]

race card

[glass pilot]

I picked mine

[brazen cloak]

is this your card

[glass pilot]

No

[shrewd egret]

i was thinking credit card

[umbral carbon]

Nope.

[brazen cloak]

oh well

[shrewd egret]

yours, specifically

[brazen cloak]

maybe next time

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[glass pilot]

The hanks for trying x3j

[jagged radish]

If staff is allowed then my nomination is OnionMan

[umbral carbon]

if staff allowed I'd pick terran

[brazen cloak]

i could do a real magic trick on camera though

[umbral carbon]

he's, like, the goat

[amber bone]

this magic trick fucking sucked you should be fired for this

[honest sluice]

Banger pfp

[ebon rampart]

Shut the FUCK up×

[umbral carbon]

he already got fired from marketing

[glass pilot]

We’re ball knowers here??

[umbral carbon]

do you guys want a niche daily SL fact

[brazen cloak]

alright tap in VC right now I got time I'll blow your socks off

[ebon rampart]

I can't tap into VC at this time

[glass pilot]

Btw what is “o algo” or was that a typo

[ebon rampart]

Can we reschedule

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/in-chat-in-vc-gif-8987042377736208968

[amber bone]

it's be cheating because people would choose x3j and onionman

[hollow arrow]

Yikes I found mine

[glass pilot]

Ahri pfp incoming

[ebon rampart]

I think that translates to or something

[umbral carbon]

pick a number from 1 to 30

[atomic apex]

If I was mod, i would keep this channel under control

[glass pilot]

Yeah it’s Spanish that’s why I was wondering

[ebon rampart]

Me

[jagged radish]

I only choose Onion because he is #1 on the server leaderboard

[atomic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[honest sluice]

[umbral carbon]

21 is excluded

[amber bone]

16

[honest sluice]

Where's this hate coming from jeez..

[shrewd egret]

20 and an ace

[honest sluice]

I'm a humble moderator..

[shrewd egret]

or rather. king and ace

[amber bone]

this one just unwarranted

[brazen cloak]

alright im ready who wants to see a real magic trick in vc

[ebon rampart]

Actually now that I watched the video about how lore inaccurate the SCPs in SCP SL (don't even try using your muh mutation excuse....) Onion Man is the worst because his 049 proposal is just sooooo lore inaccurate..........

[umbral carbon]

this one I was surprised people didn't know about: SCP-1344 grants immunity to the Flashed effect.

[amber bone]

booooring

already knew

[umbral carbon]

Grenades can deal a maximum of 300 damage to humans. However, this damage is tripled against SCPs and further doubled against Hume Shield (meaning HS takes an effective 6x damage from grenades).

[shrewd egret]

I wonder if you ‫can still ‫perhaps

[charred helm]

i mean how often you gonna see someone with 1344

[coarse falcon]

What

[shrewd egret]

Yep

[glass pilot]

Can you do it telekinetically I’m too sick to VC rn

[shrewd egret]

edited magic

[ebon rampart]

Hello friend

[jagged radish]

We're all hateful

[coarse falcon]

Hi hello

[umbral carbon]

I WOULD share the spreadsheet but it's like 3 days ahead

[amber bone]

I'm on my phone rn I can't hop in for the magic trick

[shrewd egret]

fuck

messed up lmao

[umbral carbon]

another L for women

[brazen cloak]

everyone is missing out on the madge

[shrewd egret]

we just can't win..

[ebon rampart]

If Agent Ulgrin left that would be devastating

[umbral carbon]

I was in VC and you never showed up

[shrewd egret]

alright get in vc then

no balls

[ebon rampart]

Who else would tell me about terminus ash

[amber bone]

I'm also gravely ill and I'm dying 'n death rattling right now so I can't watch

[glass pilot]

Yo W friggin’ women

W women bro…. W women…….

[amber bone]

that's 200% real btw

[umbral carbon]

@brazen cloak gotta go I'm getting a phone call

be back soon

[ebon rampart]

@brazen cloak can you record it I'm busy sleeping

[umbral carbon]

is this Tuff?

[glass pilot]

YO THAT WAS LIT

[jagged radish]

Ugh! Pure goonslop!

[umbral carbon]

b/c I'm on my phone and have no audio

[ebon rampart]

What was it what was it

[umbral carbon]

so I just watched x3j pull out a printout of the 2 of spades from am ad stuck to his wall

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[glass pilot]

Magic

[ebon rampart]

Wow

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-gif-5686777716953555005

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-huh-dog-dog-confused-dog-question-mark-dog-gif-7788091135772569231

casual transphobia

[jagged radish]

How is this fucking guy always muted

[honest sluice]

It was competitive, actually

[jagged radish]

It's even worse transphobia because he is larping

[umbral carbon]

okay I'm getting in muh car now

bye hop bye x3j by redfox

[hollow arrow]

Now its an appeal mute

[glass pilot]

GOODBYE BRO

[honest sluice]

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-mads-smoking-mikkelsen-smoking-mad-mikkelsen-smoking-fujomaxxing-gif-12581774643355496630

[amber bone]

larped too close to the sun or whatever

[glass pilot]

Ai pepe pfp serves ragebait the old fashioned way

[honest sluice]

You just had to feel bigger and better

[fierce lynx]

everyone left the vc the second i joined

why does everyone hate me

[honest sluice]

Stinky

[jagged radish]

All the other SLcord members are scared of you

[shrewd egret]

ladies and gents we got 'em

[amber bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kids-the-game-indie-game-4--k01KR5HWVKX2MZ2BXSQ2KB2MW23

[charred island]

what happened now

[shrewd egret]

ai pepe got the mute

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-fear-no-man-fear-scared-man-shadow-tf2-gif-16898450

[amber bone]

he larped too hard and got the perma mute

[jagged radish]

For larping as a transphobe 😭 ✌️

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/loneliness/test.php

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-953-polymorphic-humanoid-kitsune-fox-gif-5579027288044829391

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459058745622401149/1483175128325033994/953.gif

[honest sluice]

[amber bone]

dude I just got a backrooms ad on my tv

[coarse falcon]

Not this shit again

[amber bone]

that'a crazy

[umbral carbon]

I did not know, nor do I care, that hopathy is transgender. I will rag on them regardless 😎

[hollow arrow]

Sloprooms

[glass pilot]

W BACKROOMS MOVIE

[elder crow]

Im seeing the backrooms opening night on the 28th

So hyped

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cakeuis-dj-khaled-gif-24296363

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[shrewd egret]

@brazen cloak the etsy witches are very real btw

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/true-zodiac-sign/test.php

[umbral carbon]

why are they framed like TikTok or Instagram thumbnails

[amber bone]

I feel like I'm living in a fucked up AU world where the backrooms isn't youtube slop

[charred island]

oh my god

[shrewd egret]

idk man a lot of them are just AI as well sob

[charred island]

lol

[amber bone]

different times

[shrewd egret]

what the FUCK is this

[elder crow]

Hey im a mariners fan so when someone hired an Etsy witch to lift a curse off of us it worked wonders

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-phone-glep-smiling-friends-destroying-phone-angry-gif-14103972177458051138

[jagged radish]

Bro she mentions estrogen like every 5 minutes lmao

[brazen cloak]

hiring an etsy witch rn

[shrewd egret]

i love all the fuckass spells n shit and then there's one guy who's just selling merch of some show

[amber bone]

I have a team of etsy witches on standby to curse my opponents with misfortune

[honest sluice]

He looks so puzzled

[shrewd egret]

the "witch" search on etsy is fucked

THE FUCKIN. GUARANTEED SOLUTION SON I'M CRINE

[umbral carbon]

all I care about is what's listed on the profile

[glass pilot]

ETSY WITCH TO FIX LIGHT CONTAINMENT ZONE AND SAVE SL

[shrewd egret]

this one goes the hardest though

[umbral carbon]

oh I know this one

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[umbral carbon]

it's called alcohol

[brazen cloak]

paying an etsy witch 20 euros for somebody to hold my hand

[amber bone]

consumerism has hit the casting community

[charred island]

you should hire one to get a girlfriend

[amber bone]

Fix my handwriting spell

[charred island]

it'll be funny

[fierce lynx]

crazy how snake oil salesmen have endured all this time

[brazen cloak]

can an etsy witch find me someone who loves me for who i am

[umbral carbon]

there's no amount of euros that can do that.

[charred island]

type shit

[wispy walrus]

shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dokkan-battle-dragon-ball-dokkan-dbz-dokkan-battle-gif-26263258

[amber bone]

what if it turns out it IS the etsy witch

[wispy walrus]

im like 3812 scp

he's literally me guys

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3812 ⁠— A Voice Behind Me

by djkaktus
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +1268

[fierce lynx]

alright bro

[brazen cloak]

yeah sure ill date an etsy witch

sounds like a blast

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-1080638560008842714

[wispy walrus]

what if instead of being schizophrenic 3812 was really sigma and loved tung tung tung sahur

[shrewd egret]

can we base the SCP SL canon off of tarot card readings

[charred island]

good luck vro

[wispy walrus]

oooh

[amber bone]

I already did

[wispy walrus]

look up

scp 2024 anthology

@shrewd egret

if youre into tarot cards

[fierce lynx]

tatertot cards

[shrewd egret]

balatro did this to me

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-gif-18170879

[amber bone]

Can you roll 3 the devil cards

[elder crow]

Not the triple T 😭 ✌️

[shrewd egret]

will do

[wispy walrus]

can we have SCP-3812 and Researcher Talloran/SCP-3999 yaoi fanfiction in sl please?

[umbral carbon]

mirror

[wispy walrus]

shut up dude

they aren't real

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[wispy walrus]

let me wish

[fierce lynx]

yaoi this yuri that

[glass pilot]

guys where did I put my phone

[elder crow]

She said hello neighbor

[umbral carbon]

I heard someone call hantavirus "hentaivirus"

[brazen cloak]

im a christian but im into occult and magick stuff like tarot cards; is my soul set for eternal damnation?

[amber bone]

Check your pockets numbnuts

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-mouse-face-smile-grimace-gif-1599885583962745808

[glass pilot]

im on the couch

[shrewd egret]

you are practising in the forbidden dark arts getting assistance from the devil himself

your soul is damned for all eternity

sry man

[umbral carbon]

have you tried checking your ass

[wispy walrus]

buddy you like scps

you're going to the ultimate final eternal death damnation fate

[shrewd egret]

you valued personal possessions and your mortal life too much there is no place for you in heaven

[wispy walrus]

forever

infinitely

[amber bone]

soul is gonna be split in two and one part of you will be living in eternal bliss while the other is tortured for eternity

[wispy walrus]

new scp idea?

[fierce lynx]

would you rather live in eternal bliss or be tortured for eternity

[shrewd egret]

can i have a piece of their soul i'm hungry

[brazen cloak]

which one does my consciousness go to

[amber bone]

both at once

[fierce lynx]

its giving tulpa

[shrewd egret]

both idiot that's how souls work

[amber bone]

you experience both at the same time

[shrewd egret]

idk man having a tulpa sounds fun i want a voice in my head again

[jagged radish]

Biblical levels of gluttony

[fierce lynx]

welcome back tulpacord

[wraith monolith]

would you rather 1$ or 2$

[brazen cloak]

does it cancel out so i just live a mediocre life for eternity

[jagged radish]

Dinner with Jay-Z

[shrewd egret]

no you both burn in hell and get to do nothing in heaven aswell

[amber bone]

I wanna walk the void of limbo for all eternity actually

[shrewd egret]

much better answer you win

[fierce lynx]

why didnt you just post it

[wispy walrus]

bad

[glass pilot]

found it thanks

[amber bone]

sure

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[fierce lynx]

heaven sounds mid as hell ngl

reincarnation is cooler

[wispy walrus]

the MTF operative trying to find his service rifle (it's in his ass) (rookie mistake)

[weary crag]

"I think eternal bliss and happiness is mid"

[brazen cloak]

I took a walk around the local cemetery earlier today

[fierce lynx]

what will you do when you get bored

[jagged radish]

I know right? Just happyslop

[shrewd egret]

no but like actually what the fuck do you do in heaven

[weary crag]

it is impossible to get bored

[fierce lynx]

why?

[weary crag]

because everything is there for you

[wispy walrus]

I'm assuming that means you will never get bored

[brazen cloak]

I should buy a memento mori

[fierce lynx]

what happens when you do everything

[wispy walrus]

you will never experience any form of negativity

[shrewd egret]

if heaven is pure bliss does that mean you're just getting injected with heroin 24/7

[weary crag]

it is impossible to do "everything"

[shrewd egret]

i can do that already

[wispy walrus]

but the problem is, happines is derrived from sadness

[weary crag]

infinite time + infinite things to do

[wispy walrus]

so what does it mean to have everything

[weary crag]

there is no finite amount of things to do

it is infinite

[wispy walrus]

can you really be happy about having stuff if you exist in a place where sadness doesn't exist

[shrewd egret]

i'm opting for heroin

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/heaven-gif-26173963

[weary crag]

your assumption is there is only a finite number of things you can do

[lean forge]

Golden gate

[shrewd egret]

sounds a lot simpler than getting into heaven

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-harrison-ford-thinking-gif-9928883178760218969

[weary crag]

which is faulty

[wispy walrus]

dude

can we just

[fierce lynx]

there cant be infinite things to do

[wispy walrus]

fucking kill everyone

[umbral carbon]

wordsworth-ass title

[fierce lynx]

but there is infinite time

[weary crag]

why not?

[wispy walrus]

fuck the afterlife

just die forever

[brazen cloak]

heaven isn't just a place, it's a state of being

[shrewd egret]

kill babies before they sin

[jagged radish]

Huh?

[shrewd egret]

baptise babies then kill them

[amber bone]

I don't remember most of the shit I heard going too deep into this actually I'm interested

[wispy walrus]

kill 4285234897298042377394728942398591234987129723164132784326321 people

[fierce lynx]

what else is god gonna think of bro

[shrewd egret]

babies are innocent and all go to heaven so we need to kill them

moral thing to do

[fierce lynx]

this is true

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shamloogles-training-montage-shmaloogle-charlie-dompler-charlie-gif-13599425820209296208

[weary crag]

he is GOD dude

[brazen cloak]

in heaven you don't just walk around a giant shopping center like Hazbin Hotel depicts

[weary crag]

do you think god is a limited being?

the idea of god means he is unlimited

[wispy walrus]

ok dude I can't do this

I already spent like

[brazen cloak]

in heaven you are reunited once more with God and get to spend eternity in His eternal embrace

[fierce lynx]

wait no cuz they arent baptized yet so that means they dont go to heaven or smth

[wispy walrus]

3 hours doing mental gymnastics trying to comprehend 3812

[shrewd egret]

(explaining heaven to gen z) so imagine hazbin hotel

[wispy walrus]

I can't do this again

@marble mantle come on midori, let's leave

[wispy walrus]

so imagine tung tung tung sahur's mansion

[shrewd egret]

that's why i'm saying unbaptised babies get sent to hell to suffer for all eternity

we gotta baptise them first

THEN kill them

[amber bone]

all beings gotta be limited so yeah, even if the limitations seem unlimited to us

[wispy walrus]

ccounterargument

SCP-3812

[fierce lynx]

crickets

[weary crag]

god is beyond that

[fierce lynx]

🦗

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[shrewd egret]

Hard for a non-christian to rly understand what living in His embrace entails

[weary crag]

god is beyond a being

[wispy walrus]

a true god doesn't exist at the top of a tower, the tower means nothing to it

[fierce lynx]

what if im god

[wispy walrus]

the tower is a narrative to it

[weary crag]

you're not

you're just some human

[fierce lynx]

how do you know

[jagged radish]

God is a concept so God doesn't have any limitations

[shrewd egret]

smite me dickhead

[fierce lynx]

k gimme a sec

[weary crag]

the wicked mock..

[shrewd egret]

force me to fuck my brother's wife like the real Jehovah

[jagged radish]

What kind of God needs to charge it up

[wispy walrus]

I wonder what Mr. A Voice Behind Me would say about this

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751232195997466678/1499866446144999534/togif.gif

[fierce lynx]

me

[wispy walrus]

stupid ass god

[jagged radish]

Okay man

[elder crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[shrewd egret]

https://biblehub.com/genesis/38-9.htm

hey i didn't write the bible

[fierce lynx]

buddy ur not even a god like me

[wispy walrus]

yeah

but you believe in it

[weary crag]

god laughs at the wicked