#scp-discussion
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the ottoman empire existed for centuries and in ww1 30% of the army was arabs
same here tho
I have an announcement to make
the british specifically created a lie that the arabs and turks hate each other
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker?
crowd cheering gif
Cool bro
thank you for the announcement
@magic whale lowkey we need you to be mod manager
half of time
it’s a rapidly changing and developing situation so Everton bare with me
we need you to overtake lucid
I agree
This 97 year old SLcord member advocates for 096 to be removed the old fashioned way
I dont remember this in scp sl
Newgen
should I become discord moderation ?!?!?!?!?!!
yes bro
nope
absolutely
not my calling…
@magic whale LOOK AT THE REACTS
that was in 12.1 dude, quit larping being a fan
damn 😔
20 reacts and I’ll consider it
I don’t wanna do it amen
Don't even think about it man
Your pfp makes me so uncanny
That's some non-natty energy right there
true..
I don’t want to be a larper enforcer
either put me at the very top or don’t put me in at all..
How?
what if you lead an army of larer enforcers as a senior mod though
only if your bmi is 25 and over
Why is your pfp human shrek
You know...its like I am looking at IRL guard
but it feels hella off
92 year old dusty ass gifs
It is bizarre for me to change the pfp btw
it's perfect
nah Keep it
its Peak
I need that pfp picture in 4k
Shh 🤫
not really
taking this one off the bookshelf
this one older than half the sl playerbase by now
What about this one
!049
Makes me smile
When the 049 nerf comes that's when Slopwood will change the model
STUPID flamingos gets new models but zombies dont
Fighting insane ghosts right now
He doesnt need a nerf he needs a leash to keep his zombies from jumping into death pits
Zombies need incentive to keep being zombies
give scp 049 a skill TREE
ok but actually 049 is the potential SCP
im the potential scp
if zombies stop killing themselves 049 becomes the strongest scp in the game
scp 018
he has the potential to snowball the game into an easy ass win with enough zombies
Lmao
eating away at the spawn
fuck no
please
we should stone you for that idea
games too fast paced me think
bro hasn't unlocked spears
this is why we need the tech tree!!!
my last 3 scp game lasted under 15 minutes
and in the last week only one game lasted above 25 minutes
pears 5 session 2 was lowkey dogshit partly because of this
maybe people on wth are just dogshit
only thing balancing 049 is zombies being so unfun to play
No it was just dogshit because every single round SCPs were camping Gate A and Gate B
and elevator a, b, and c
classic official servers
this is why i'm saying we need a resident evil crossover we need william birkin playable as 049-2 in scp sl
make each individual zombie stronger and more fun and reduce the amount 049 can get
there was a real game where guards could not leave light because every SCP was camping it
this fuckass
all 3 elevators
I hate him so much
highest levels of grease I have EVER seen
"Oh my chud arm hurts so much maybe I shouldn't have injected myself with a deadly virus"
I FUCKING hate when scps camp elvators
make elevators bigger
camping elevators as any team is just obnoxious
because there is no counterplay unless you're 106
umbrella scientists will go "finally i have created the ultimate lifeform!!! ugly ass mfer in visible agony that's barely intelligible and does nothing but kill!!!! now i must inject myself with this virus i am sure this will go well"
I hate friendly fire grenade in the elevator.
scp 173 suffers from this most ngl
which works because you are literally albert wesker
7 minutes..
honestly this ones just ur fault for playing on ff
Plays friendly fire servers
FF is hell
average umbrella meeting
friendly fire
okay dude
Stop larping
albert wesker is like the only mfer it actually worked out for
I AM LITERALLY HIM
and even then it didn't
I AM LITERALLY HIM FR FR
CHRISSSSS
Resident Evil larpers try not to bring up Wesker every 5 minutes challenge
if you dont waste breakneck you can uno reverse the situation on the campers
It's really weird, pears 5 session 1 was really fun, everyone was chill, game was fun
*7 minutes
7 minutes*
then session 2 came and it was the least amount of fun I've ever had
they don't know elite ball knowledge
is 15 mins enough to make a micro and bunch of scp 018
these mfs are LARPERS
Mental illness
Both were not fun because SCPs camped entrance every round
sl players figured out the game and started sweating
An nobody did anything
every one of the worst types of SL players were there
Early game was fun tho
if you never get bothered maybe
Because we are doomed to fail
Does that include me
I can handle the sweating what I cannot handle are the annoying ass people
!079
I hate campers
Was I muted
Is everything alright at home
people that camps fucking elvators whole game
Guys am I mutted
I never played a patreon only thing where I had to mute multiple people in-game
I don't think I ran into you
Officials + patreons
Aw
were they soundboarding? or just being generally obnoxious
It cant be that bad
I don't even do that in the game at all normally
sl players are just really fucking annoying thats why i avoid talking in game
The humor and being generally obnoxious
If you have to mute people on the PEARS tests that’s on you not on the people around you
Can we host the third pears session I'll be on all of the time and I'll be as annoying as possible
Where do you normally play that doesn't have annoying people because for me the average players annoying
How outdated humor is
But I play nwos
I play there too normally
I don't understand what you mean
what is this gif ude
zircon, us west server
I can't just get people to not be annoying, I can't stop them so I muted them instead
whenever you talk about someone annoying it's always "just mute them" so I did that how is it on me
no ur supposed to argue with them in game
duh
Writing that down
What the fuck is this server
only players I've found annoying are the ones spamming loud sounds on spec chat
And they get punished
ye
Guys the Russian f word is officially NOT a swear now 😭
Based
wym
what
Bylat
So someone reported someone for saying it and they replied it’s not a swear
ok lmao
what the hell
I see a lot of skull reacts
Are we even surprised
Not the games I got in the 2nd session
Fun is the right term I suppose
Being gay is illegal
I mean not particularly
Not having to deal with soundboard autists was so nice
there were just people yelling for no reason and being super loud and obnoxious
what server
Jousan it was PEARS
oh
northwood offical 3 on pears 5
But most people do consider it a swear word i feel like
Point is I don't mute people on normal SL or session 1 at all but session 2 was fucked up
Touched the feminine side is gay?
??
huh
People were just very bad that run
?
being gay is illegal in russia
like literally
Ah I see.

what if you say you're bisexual
Prison
dude lgbt is considered an extremist movement
dont even try
Yeah, there is too many gays in prison…
i mean by being bisexual you're still part heterosexual right
Do you only get half the prison sentence
Sticky dude
tossing people in jail for being gay is fuckin wild
I know putin for sure likes dick anyways, his ass should not be hating that much
You could say that but it’s still gonna apply as queer
I dont think prison is the punishment for that
I'm not completely sure what is
How does the steering wheel move bro
Do you get like, a gay fine
the gay tax
No they just take you out to a nice facility in an undisclosed location where your family never sees you again but they assure them you are alright
like a subscription fee for being gay
even that would be punished?
I would imagine so yeah
sounds about right
wild indeed
what if youre asexual
Probably not
You could probably get away with that since you just don't wanna fuck
They probably want you to be asexual so all of your loyalties lie exclusively to the Motherland
The government probably doesn’t like it being considered a sexuality though
But beyond that they probably don’t care much
I'm sad man I fucked up with how much water I should be giving my plant and now it's starting to wilt
gotta lock in
Plants are such bitches man
You're telling me if I give you a little bit too much of this necessary component you need to survive you just die
Grow up.
I love this plant too
let’s be real most bis aren’t even real
@jagged radish this u?
like some of them call themselves bi just because they can imagine being in same sex relationship but they were never attracted to anyone of the same sex
If that’s even a thing it’s definitely a minority and not most
i had like 3 girls in my class who did that when i was in high school 😭
3 people representing millions
"There is no canon"
Wrong, this one fact is the only truly canon part of the SCP Mythos
whats up guys
Hey Simple do you happen to have like an SL lore document on standby or something
#6 on this whole stupid ass server 😭 ✌️
Community has it on the
drumroll
I've been looking for the games lore for weeks
!loreserver
Thank you
#5 if you remove the groomer from the list
Remember that these are the community's lore documents
So they could be right
or wrong
you wanna remove half the scp sl community?
Who's to say 
Surprised Nathan is top 15
You have 9x more server XP than I do
seeing people not brag about server xp makes me so happy
windop was talking here earier and no one told me? i love that guys animations!
other servers have given me ptsd
Why would you brag about being terminally online
ain't shit to brag about
^
dude people are fucking weird
they were legit bragging about having like 300000 messages
MTF Private: "Oh man we gotta Secure, Contain and Protect this Secret Lab, I sure hope no Chaos with a Jailbird is at the bottom of this Elevator!"
Surviving D-Class Subplot:
in one server
It's cool to know how active I am here but besides that, bragging about it is really nerdy
6G
I don't brag about things I take actual pride in let alone being #6 on the big SLcord
I'm so glad this is the only discord server I'm in
really?
yeah
huh
I got 2 others but they're just friend servers
same
this is one of the few servers im active in that isnt full of annoying people or absolute shit moderation
Last night was getting pretty close to dogshit moderation
what i miss
He got muted for an hr
oh ok
He's alive
that guy is very entertaining
I tried to find others for stuff I like years ago but I just don't like most of the people who use this app
Everyone is now so yuri and yaoi coded it's unbearable
I left an server I was active in for a while cause it was just getting really uncomfortable to be there
dude i gen hate people whose whole personality is yuri/yaoi
makes me wanna blow my brains out
Yeah that's why I left the art server
Straight up just fetishizing lesbians
Which made me kinda uncomfortable
Considering I'm a lesbian also
Like all communities, the loudest minority ruin it for all the others
Yaoi and yuri in itself is not bad
Exactly
whats up guys
New cancerous mutation of the people who make jacking their shit to porn their only recognizable personality trait
speak of the devil
But when I get interrupted mid-convo by "YURI WOMEN KISSING SESBIAN LEX" memes for the third time in a week it pisses me off
the fetishization of queer people is unfortunately very very common
A few months ago I tried to date an emotionally unavailable woman who was super into yaoi and bro she ruined my life
Never attempt
Cause apparently liking women is my only personality trait ig
Coal
and then you ask people to not spam gay kissing gifs and they call you homophobic 😭
Learn from my mistake pleases
toxic balkan yuri is peak
oh it's you.
I make a lot of my characters gay because I myself am gay but unfortunately that ends up attracting some odd people
oh it's you.
Anyway I gtg to w*rk now see you guys later
See ya later!
cya
poor soul has to w***
さよなら
straight from the big GT btw
i already got lundy
I binged Dexter in a month and I haven't felt such happiness since prime 2016
I haven't done the dexter test dude let me on
Exactly
Drop the test Mr. Guy
For me it was just a morning....
first 4 seasons are genuinely great
rest is slop but then resurrections is so bad it's good
you guys dont miss 2016 you just miss being a bit younger
I loved every single season
I even loved Season 8 which was terrible
I'm Doakes apparently
Surprise motherfucker
Ofc I just had to get the Bay Harbour Butcher
Great
Just great
arthur isn't on here you fraud
huh
Did you lie to us Mr. Guy?
what did i do
You lied to us
how
Arthur Mitchell isn't on there and you said you got him
no i didn't
gaslighting now
i made a typo
yeah yeah
predicting now
im getting a high score
arthur and lundy are really similar
I cannot believe your behaviour username thatguy11
you forgot a 1
You've been downgraded
you did not get that
what
ur lying
why would i do that
why do you think that
is the joke that your gaslighting me
you're*
that one sucked cock
You both got 27%
it was just thumbs downing the entire time cause I've never been sucessfully gaslit like this
geg un gibba get a 9999999999 score
holy
i fucked that up
i think i had my hands positioned wrong
wow
are you the new rizz king?
can we get a fact checker on this one?
The professionals are Dr. Evil
hate when they include things like "I am trustworthy" or "I can do blank" like dude these are things other people gotta judge
fr
yea like idk how trustworthy i am
i lie sometimes
but i think im pretty trustworthy
I try not to lie at all
Same
we're not taking this one
why not
we're doing it
is scp discussion netanyahu certified
newb
how impressed is tel aviv
Scp discussion doing these stupid ass fuckin tests
Shut up
fuck you
piece of shit
die
This test uses professionally crafted items to ascertain your degree of mindfulness on five distinct facets.
test slop
Yes
I HATE YOU FERAS PLAYS
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
oh no
Idiot chud
u have no self awareness
the observational abilities of the general population are NOT close to 100%
wait i just realized 0 percent non judgemental inner experience
otherwise my job would be so much easier
tf is that supposed to mean
people on average have the situational awareness of a fucking potato
yarg
Maybe it's just where you live
may b
IDK I only watch Marvel
so you guys are just not mindful
im more observant than the average person
insane
it means you're more sociopathic
and I mean that literally
it's just a fancy way of not feeling emotions
son
you can not be this dumbson
Damn
means im ultra rational
churger do you believe in magic
no
depends on what you wanna call magic
i think im the monkey in this situation
I'm most definitely not a sociopath
Didn't we just do the gaslighting test
that test was bad
How are you letting this happen
wdym
Okay
no one is being gaslit here
yes you are
we are having a simple disagreement
think there's a lot of shit we don't understand out there that is basically magic when you don't get how it works
sounds sociopathic to me
how the turns have tabled
Half you people are blending together i'm gonna be real
my sociopath accusations have turned againnst me
mighta been the other guy
a week ago I mentioned I was practically a sociopath
ok yeah it was you
I haven't even mentioned sociopathy on this server before
saying shit like that is really gay for one
yea
you guys keep calling me gay
whatever homo
yea because you're gay
yeah but you say it like you don't know I'm gay
gay
Worst test we've done so far
"Do you want to lie and manipulate people" No bro obviously I don't want to fucking do that
???
well clearly you're not a sociopath then
fr kuje
like
what are these
questions
that was the worst one so far
yea
all of them were just "do you fucking hate people and want to be evil"
that
it's literally below the middle
it says moderate inclination
there's a whole 50% of the scale left
it litearlltaltllyly
I don't believe anyones answers besides Armoredmaples
says
I'm in the green bro
thanks man
im minimal
dude
at most 50%
it got brought up cuz i said somewhat to lying
Literally every single question was wanting to do harm to others
no
Yes
Is this bad
Irony. I never tell a lie
heres a better test https://www.idrlabs.com/psychopathy/test.php
what the fawwwwk
worse than me
Im a pathological liar
I will come back with the results
"I'm just an asshole" ahh sentence
all of these questions were "are you super fucking evil and despise people" how do you get this high
EXACTLY
stank ass
churger what did you answer that brought up ur sociopathy
if you are a pathological liar than this sentence is not true
I just put "its me" for all the lying questions
Hey! Your right
Mayeb the test was alie
yknow what also is a lie
Yeah, see the doctor if needed
uhhhh
witerally
bro
hit describes me somewhat on a couple of the less awful ones
yea thats what i did
whats going on here
what the fuck is an ostcgi
mt fucking hands keep on going on the wrong keys by like one left or right
goddamittt
we have the same total psychopathy
man the average person is really non psychopathic
not a single person here is less psychopathic than the average person
i find that hard to believe
we're literally on discord
fuck did you expect mate
discord
I am a hearts of iron 4 and dead by daylight player
I am no longer an scp sl player
I retired months ago
i dont think getting bored easily is a trait of a psychopath
it's a characteristic but hardly a defining feature
yeah idk what the fuck this test is
I got 28%
anyway
This was not a psychopath test
What is wrong with you?
@neon sable name a country in west africa
divine music only meant for gods
i said i get bored quickly and that im not good at displaying my emotions to others :(
im autistic im not a psychopath
chad is central africa
Fahh
it's literally adjacent to the central african republic
Uhhh
kenya
senegal
fym 20.5% more psychopathic than average
This test is so flawed
theres no way the average population is this low
what the fuck
so you're the most psychopathic person here
what the actual fuhh
sucks to suck bitch~
Nowhere near 55
holy shit

I did NOT see kentar
Oh that's just emotional unavailability
what the fuck dude
Yeah you're fine
thats me thats me!
Give us more testslop
I did not haha
his name is kentar evil
blud wants to be patrick bateman
Thats another trait of psychopaths...
ofc he lied
Hello
he plays miside
someone pin this please
I even double checked my answers haha
aw hell nah nvm
Yooo wassup
scanning for more test slop
Hi
he's just like that
run whilst you still can mate
Anyone got 400+ hours ingame here?
I do
me
Yea
LWK RUNS AWAY AGRESSIVELY
I'm the #1 player in the world
I only played a few yours because SL is bleeh
thats actually crazy
why is he lying?
L Liar
Dude I haven't played sl like at all this year
keep running @wet swallow is an actual fucking psychopath
he got over 50% on the test

You from Australia or UK?
australia
Buh
but my speech is global
Lwk wierd country
smooth taste
I did an accent test and it thought I had an accent from a non-english speaking country
I'm a native english speaker
quizzes*
Quiz slop
Yay lez go
this test can't be real
wdym
fuck no I'm not doing 40 questions
no
they're easy questions
I have a life
what if they added the bendy micro and it was made of ink
is this bad
What if they lowkey add Bendy to SL
thats what im saying
the psychopaths are the people who look least like psychopaths
Bendy is doing a game collab, it might be SL
tragic
Wait. What if there was an ink shy guy and and an ink 173
100% DBD
that would be le awesome
the game would go VIRAL
can scp sl not go mainstream
SL would be tuff
Wait it’s going to be lowkey bendy ink machine skins lowkey
we dont need more
Let's forbid SL from going mainstream so we can keep Slopwood jobless and homeless, that's the price of keeping it niche 💖
yes
please
Also yeah I agree it’s 1000% dbd
Yikes
what the helly
Whether it’s going to be cosmetics or chapter we don’t know
sl is little saint scp backwards
it needs to go mainstream so you can get a glimpse of how normal people act
holy shit
scp sl is an island confirmed
I hope SL gets popular
tf
ig i will do the schizo test
Yea this guy is a fucking psychopath
I miss when you would come in here and not be passive aggressive to everyone 💔
please no
Hopefully 15.0 spikes up the game’s popularity a good amount
Impoverished cognition 😭
Got me crine
If you want the game to survive and do well it should happen
We require more slop
It doesn’t even need to be like fortnite level it could be on the same level as lethal company or like outlast trials
The game would go VIRAL
15.0 will probably be the most financially lucrative update for SL yet
In terms of how known it is
I once killed a squirrel in my backyard
hows everyone so low on isolation and impassivity
I think Parabellum brought in like 15k USD a month at its peak
Why tf has none of gone below 40%
heart skips a beat
Covid 19
oh my
Holy fuck
Damn
15.0 might double that lowkey
FEEL MY AURA
why are you all schizophrenic
I'm gonna make sure it QUADRUPLES it
Awww thank you
The 2 most requested features oat for this game
thats not what schizoid means
somehow everything about this server makes sense
This test is rigged
emotionless
You don't care
no thats apathy
Hate the game, not the players
what does it mean
Shiii
Which are what
We need more testslop to confirm the testslop
Surface and new playable
this explains why you're all so unlikable
SCP 953 I want youuuuu
fuhhh
Oh yeah, true
Hey I scored the lowest
rich coming from you
That must mean im a cool funny guy
she gonna bite yo dih off bro
Yeah shut the fuck up bro
what is this fuck ass gif bro
no
fat reze
I’m different…
You're not a tubby chaser bro?
LOOOOOL
I capsized my boat because I fucking hate you all
Dihferent
what's that saying? Something about throwing stones in a glass house?
rather die than be stuck in the same boat
i never saw the chainsaw man movie
Or maybe it has something to do with your immense weight
I weigh nothing
show off your cookie clicker skills
LOL
Click her cookies
Hey
If we were on a boat together I could toss you off into the ocean like a lawn dart
I’ve lowk botted a ton of the hard achievements
Dude have you played cookie clicker this shit is ASS
At the cost of almost killing myself I got Seven horseshoes legitimately
I live by this
GET OUT!!
isn't a 100% run like actually months long
Is that the one where you have 7 on screen at once

