scp-discussion

[fierce lynx]

i wonder what the morality is here

ts is just silly

[weary crag]

it is like slightly not ok

[shrewd egret]

as if we're discussing anything better right now

[weary crag]

honestly

yeah I know

it is just funny

[short kernel]

Or one takes advantages of the drunk lady

[weary crag]

really

[foggy summit]

It's very okay

[weary crag]

it's like disgusting but like

hilarious

[wispy walrus]

this is FUCKED UP and ILLEGAL.

[shrewd egret]

yea

[wispy walrus]

yeah it's like cannibalism

illegal, but amazing on paper

[short kernel]

???

[shadow crag]

Feras where’s the rating you put feras.

[short kernel]

?????

[weary crag]

I AM NOT A DAMN LIBERAL

[foggy summit]

"If given a nuclear bomb, would you threaten people with nukes at every inconvenience "

[fierce lynx]

you say funny things funny man

[shrewd egret]

@marble mantle you need a new husband

[short kernel]

Can we get a new silly test

[weary crag]

max not ok

[shadow crag]

Yes?

[sick sapphire]

Why is scp discussion ranting bout drunk make outs?

[weary crag]

@umbral carbon they think I'm some kind of softy sissy liberal

[fierce lynx]

all roads lead to cannibalism

[shadow crag]

you’re too old for this

[wispy walrus]

you don't think it's ok if a person shoots their dog for no reason and siblings can't fuck? fucking liberal.

[foggy summit]

We are completely sober

[sick sapphire]

24 is not old

[umbral carbon]

wokie

[foggy summit]

Unc

[shrewd egret]

the WOKE LIBERALS are PREVENTING ME from HAVING SEX WITH MY COUSIN

[shadow crag]

How much does it cost to maintain your perfectly bald head

[wispy walrus]

2001

[shrewd egret]

this is a DISGRACE

[jagged radish]

Testslop is goated you're just hating

[wispy walrus]

holy FUCKING shit

[shrewd egret]

WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-destruction-planets-gif-22974289

[shrewd egret]

no i love test slop

[wispy walrus]

@sick sapphire dude how were the dinosaurs

[foggy summit]

The woke liberals keep barring me from hitting on my college teacher

[shrewd egret]

esp this site cause it advertises itself as "created by experts" no matter what the test is

and it's hilarious

[sick sapphire]

Amazing, I had a hot anthropomorphic dinosaur t rex wife

[echo tendon]

I'm shutting down this channel

[weary crag]

I feel like these tests are funny

because ynow you are in a group

[echo tendon]

What have I clicked onto

[wispy walrus]

yeenclave was in america before colombus

[shadow crag]

NOOOOOOOO

[shrewd egret]

hi lucid

[sick sapphire]

Please do

[weary crag]

and then

[sick sapphire]

This is hurting my head

[fierce lynx]

i ❤️ testslop

[weary crag]

like yknow

it's funny!!!

[wispy walrus]

unc unc unc ancientur

[shadow crag]

Unc needs to take his pills

[sick sapphire]

Not true

[foggy summit]

The wokies keep preventing me from adding sharp metalic spikes to playgrounds

[weary crag]

we love testslop in this chat

[sick sapphire]

I AM NOT UNCLAVE

[wispy walrus]

UNCLAVE

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock-dont-be-rash-will-poulter-marvel-gif-7269497775167346680

[sick sapphire]

IM TIRED OF HEARING IT

[wispy walrus]

NEW NICKNAME

[sick sapphire]

GET OUT

[wispy walrus]

UNCLAVE

[foggy summit]

Awww so cute

[short kernel]

Bro the questions are either niece sexdolls or

Fucking

[prime fossil]

neutral 079 works if we change a big chunk of not just 079, but the entire gameplay experience

[short kernel]

Killing baby animals

[shadow crag]

do you remember what happened 13 days after your birth

[shrewd egret]

Puppies licking to cleanse the chat

[weary crag]

I guess we all are left liberals..

[shrewd egret]

look at them they kissing

[foggy summit]

:(

[fierce lynx]

wait so is the question referring to the club or the feminists what am i supposed to be grading on morality

[weary crag]

I guess.. the liberals are the friends we made along the way

[wispy walrus]

bruh

[weary crag]

it is referring to the action of the feminists

[wispy walrus]

what kind of question is this

[weary crag]

is it ok or nah

[weary crag]

I feel like it is not ok

cuz like

[wispy walrus]

dude wants to breathe air and enviornmentalist sues

[weary crag]

if dudes want their own club

that's cool

[foggy summit]

The liberals are preventing me from hitting on the interns

[weary crag]

no need to open it up

[short kernel]

I AM BETTER

[wispy walrus]

yeah what the fuck

it's like

gay bar is bad

not because it's gay

[shadow crag]

You’d be spike

[shrewd egret]

scenarios that have never happened

[wispy walrus]

but because it's not includng straight people

like what

[short kernel]

Oh fuck you

[prime fossil]

I think it focuses on the action of the feminists demanding a male only club to be opened

[short kernel]

I'd rather DIE than be spike

[weary crag]

bro

[prime fossil]

guys is it okay to deny people service based off of their biological sex

[weary crag]

spike is so goated

[prime fossil]

we would say no right?

[shadow crag]

Yes

[weary crag]

idk what ur on about

[short kernel]

I HATED THAT BITCH

[sick sapphire]

I caused it

[prime fossil]

okay bro 😭

[fierce lynx]

divert the topic NOW

dear god

[civic zephyr]

i take it that the game is down or something?

[shrewd egret]

i have another puppy @fierce lynx

[short kernel]

Kill EVERYONE in here

[weary crag]

no we are just bored

[fierce lynx]

how many do you have

[weary crag]

we are bored as HELL

[foggy summit]

I dont think men should have pregnancy operations

[prime fossil]

sometimes @fierce lynx is correct. Is this the time?

[shadow crag]

We just don’t play sl

[weary crag]

the game's up and good

[paper lake]

!status

[chrome carbon]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[weary crag]

we are just bored

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dowedeservedestruciton-destruction-doctor-strange-do-we-deserve-gif-14904255190281914356

[short kernel]

What game?

[shrewd egret]

too littler

[echo tendon]

Can you be bored with another topic please

[paper lake]

Looks good to me

[short kernel]

Kill Koz Kill Taylor Kill Toad Kill Goodman kill everyone

[shadow crag]

What’s wrong

[weary crag]

enforce the rules lucid!

[shrewd egret]

puppy posting is approved right

[echo tendon]

I'm almost scared to scroll back and see what you peeps have been saying

[weary crag]

FORCE THEM TO CHANGE TOPIC

[shadow crag]

Hello bro

[weary crag]

FORCE THEM TO DISCUSS SCP'S

[echo tendon]

Always

[weary crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228589382074892288/1500191487038591187/CREZY_CAT_GARD.webp

[shrewd egret]

we ball

[paper lake]

No, baby owls are cooler

[weary crag]

lowkey wwe was so goated back in the day

[shrewd egret]

i have built up stock of puppy

[weary crag]

I remember me and my uncle used to watch it

[echo tendon]

We need the days of "Nerf / Remove / Kill 096" back

[foggy summit]

What's your guys opinion on the archdiocese of British columbia being involved in a murder sumicide

[shadow crag]

No

[weary crag]

no we need the nerf / remove / kill 953 cuz she too OP MAN

[weary crag]

SHE IS SO OP

[prime fossil]

northwood agent tries to rile up the northwood protesters

[fierce lynx]

i almost finished the morality test

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[prime fossil]

I see how this is going

[shadow crag]

I don’t fucking care

[sick sapphire]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

[foggy summit]

Obama

[weary crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1497302752760561714/togif-4-1.gif

[sick sapphire]

Casual whiner talk

[shrewd egret]

I preferred the days where kids came in asked for 999 or 682 and then announced their age as a grand finale right after

[weary crag]

can we discuss this ?

[shadow crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279147175435042929/1286140020805337158/image-1.gif

[sick sapphire]

Nerf 049 please

[coarse falcon]

Fighting games

[shrewd egret]

"i want 682 in the game also i'm 9" we know man

[paper lake]

I prefer !

Lot more character

[fierce lynx]

i just read the worst question ever oh my god

[foggy summit]

Jfk did not kill himself.

[shadow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-ultrakill-gabriel-share-jesus-gif-6376968969730516671

[shrewd egret]

Bad. no

[weary crag]

true..

[sick sapphire]

Cheaters in SL? Impossible

[weary crag]

I should become more bold like that

be less push-overy

more pushy

[shrewd egret]

no more test slop. puppy slop is in

[weary crag]

thank you goodman..

[short kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253775853834342632/1253775882204610591/attachment.gif

[coarse falcon]

What playable SCP do y'all want after 953

[shadow crag]

are you 30

[weary crag]

"someone you shouldn't know" 😭

[fierce lynx]

funny you mention puppies

[shrewd egret]

estrogen has done irreperable harm to my downloads folder

[foggy summit]

018

[fiery salmon]

SCP-018 ⁠— Super Ball

by Epic Phail Spy
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +659

[coarse falcon]

What

[prime fossil]

not knowing 018 is crazy

[shrewd egret]

i got these critters too

[weary crag]

i read "euclid" and think lucid 😭

[paper lake]

Playable ball

[sick sapphire]

No idea lemme find a list of series 1 humanoid shaped scps that can fit through doors

[coarse falcon]

No i know but

[weary crag]

he's IN MY HEAD

[prime fossil]

049lings

[coarse falcon]

Playable 018?

[paper lake]

Don’t need to be S1

[prime fossil]

you get to aim it after each hit

boom 173

[weary crag]

funny tou mention this image

[coarse falcon]

The 2191-1 in the corner

[jagged radish]

How ironic

[weary crag]

I have it as my phone background

not the eating poop part..

but the original image..

[echo tendon]

Mod team deep state brain washing is showing it's effects

[short kernel]

You eat shit?

What?

[fierce lynx]

do you wanna take the my little pony test

[coarse falcon]

Wilbert

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-horror-horror-scared-tweaking-gif-5813723401748476987

[coarse falcon]

I remember that "cookie" of yours bro

[prime fossil]

northwood agent accidentally releases information on the psychological experiments

[coarse falcon]

Its looked like shit

[short kernel]

IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME

[coarse falcon]

You eat shit

[short kernel]

IT TASTED GOOD AND IT WAS JUST INGREDIENTS ON INGREDIENTS

[shadow crag]

Poop eater

[short kernel]

IT'S LIKE KETCHUP AND EGGS

[coarse falcon]

IT TASTES GOOD YEAH

[foggy summit]

Yeah and 911 famously happened once

[echo tendon]

If it's anything like the other questions I think I'll pass

[prime fossil]

woah woah woah

[coarse falcon]

YOU EAT SHIT AND YOU LIKE IT

[shrewd egret]

it isn't

[fierce lynx]

the my little pony test is about friendship and magic

[short kernel]

VLAH VLAH IT WAS GOOD

[fierce lynx]

and how friendship is magic

[shadow crag]

@sick sapphire saw it

[shrewd egret]

we are all fluttershy

[short kernel]

IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOKED THAT BAD

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/my-little-pony/test.php

[coarse falcon]

IT WAS GOOD YEAH

[short kernel]

YEAH IT WAS GOOD

[sick sapphire]

If we're discussing hasbro products do transformers, theyre so much cooler fr

[coarse falcon]

Alright

[short kernel]

I WON'T DENY IT

[sick sapphire]

I witnessed it

[foggy summit]

Redfox is being held Hostage and has Stockholm syndrome

[shrewd egret]

Remember.

[coarse falcon]

Go fuck yourself kozz😭

[shrewd egret]

i need to sleep

[sick sapphire]

What did he do

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[shadow crag]

Nothing

[sick sapphire]

I wasnt paying attention

[foggy summit]

Bad phrasing with this scp

[sick sapphire]

Damn

[shrewd egret]

also lucid i hope you have seen the barotrauma video of auro . they keep censoring me

[sick sapphire]

Barotrauma

[shadow crag]

this one?

[sick sapphire]

Damn I remember that game

[echo tendon]

@shadow crag Keep it appropriate please

[prime fossil]

who has trauma about barometers???

[shrewd egret]

yes

[sick sapphire]

Reminds me of subnautica

[shadow crag]

my bad g

[foggy summit]

My hair is getting too long

[sick sapphire]

go cut it

[foggy summit]

No

[shrewd egret]

o yea preordered subnautica 2

[foggy summit]

Ughhh my hair is too long

[shrewd egret]

we ball tomorrow

[sick sapphire]

Same

[sick sapphire]

We are so back

[shrewd egret]

i'm dragging auro on whether they want to play or not

[shrewd egret]

getting caught in the rain

[prime fossil]

can we make 106 and 049 not spawn together

[sick sapphire]

No

049 must suffer

[prime fossil]

silence

[sick sapphire]

And 106 must troll

[prime fossil]

your words mean nothing against the power of

secret laboratory

[sick sapphire]

We are the SCP Secret Laboratory

[prime fossil]

omg guys!!!! it's the Secret of the Laboratory!!!

[paper lake]

https://youtu.be/q5uo4N-HMpk

[foggy summit]

I am not getting a pony tail

[sick sapphire]

Go bald

[prime fossil]

is this the worst haircut of the 28th century?

let's find out

[sick sapphire]

Be Walter White

[short kernel]

Yeah don't one time my classmate got one and my other classmate bashed her head with a rock

[weary crag]

My hair is balding as we speak

I love bad genes

[sick sapphire]

Oh no bro

[prime fossil]

crazy lore drop I guess???

[shadow crag]

Speaking from experience?

[prime fossil]

there's a point in balding where you should just shave it before you look like a corrupt politician

[shrewd egret]

Estrogen could save you...

[weary crag]

I am not there yet

But my hairline is NOTICIBLY regressing

Like

[plain geode]

no force fem in the scp channel

[weary crag]

More of my forehead is showing AND there is a cut on my head

[plain geode]

save that for general

[weary crag]

With 0 hair

[weary crag]

But thankfully my other hair covers it

So it is not so obvious

[shrewd egret]

Dog with stick

[prime fossil]

hairline moving back is better than acquiring corrupt politician pattern

[paper lake]

Mate got Cain’ed

[foggy summit]

I am not going bald

[fierce lynx]

where is the milk option

[foggy summit]

I like my hair

[weary crag]

I'm gonna mur-

Wait

[foggy summit]

But it's too long

[shadow crag]

Like the guy from Hazbin hotel

[weary crag]

I can't say that here

[short kernel]

Homelander:

[weary crag]

Lest I get warned from discord

[fierce lynx]

milk is goated

[paper lake]

No. The one from TADC

[prime fossil]

taking steroids to grow hair is interesting

[shrewd egret]

Reporting you

[foggy summit]

Your chopped

[weary crag]

You would never

Right?

[short kernel]

Your*

[fierce lynx]

heh...

[weary crag]

No I look like a posh kid

Genuinly

[shadow crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[weary crag]

Not chopped

[shrewd egret]

Ah yeah the one thing you need to prevent balding. Testosterone

[weary crag]

I am very attractive..

[foggy summit]

Lmao

[weary crag]

The issue is dehytesteron

[shrewd egret]

Get more of that DHT in ya

[weary crag]

Yeahh

[foggy summit]

Pls stop your embarrassing yourself

[short kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-boys-the-deep-confused-confused-gif-9803851156533061832

[shadow crag]

That’s deep, bro

[prime fossil]

people who take testosterone realizing it doesn't grow brain muscle

[weary crag]

I am just sayin the truth

Honestly

[shrewd egret]

Remember men. Estrogen is girly. Remove all of it . This will work out really well

[weary crag]

I don't care if it is a negative thing

[foggy summit]

I need to draw more girls with long hair

Anyone got ideas

[shadow crag]

do you bear any resemblance to Hubert moszka

[foggy summit]

No cause I'm not polish

[short kernel]

Do a killmonger cut

[prime fossil]

Remember humans. You are human. Maintain healthy levels

[shadow crag]

@short kernel

[foggy summit]

Who

[weary crag]

Dude I'd be omega paranoid...

I'm like so paranoid...

[fierce lynx]

so like zero paranoid

[jagged radish]

@amber bone 95% John Wayne Gacy

[fierce lynx]

pretty sure thats what omega mean

[shrewd egret]

Remember humans. Emotional vulnerability is for GIRLS. NEVER OPEN UP TO ANYONE EVER

[shadow crag]

I’m the alpha and the omega

[prime fossil]

does this imply girls aren't human

[weary crag]

This is what I live (and will die for)

[short kernel]

Killmonger cut, the barista peter Griffin cut, the beehive cut, the curly hair cut and a low taper fade

[weary crag]

Omega is bad 😭

Omega is like less than beta

[shrewd egret]

Erm.... Obviously.....

[foggy summit]

Yes

[jagged radish]

Don't piss me off bro

[foggy summit]

No...

[weary crag]

Alpha is like top

Beta is bottom

Omega is...

[short kernel]

Okay but do tye last 2

[prime fossil]

genders qualify for different species?

[weary crag]

And sigma doesn't abide by these rankings

[shrewd egret]

Look alpha male youtubers are just really really funny to me

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-9392003928868563872

[foggy summit]

My hair gets big when not wet constantly

[shadow crag]

okay meg

[fierce lynx]

lets see if theres a test for emotional vulnerability

[prime fossil]

I like how wet hair sits down and is easy to control

[coarse falcon]

You did not get the refference did u

[weary crag]

I am embarassed to say I used to watch those 2017 man embarasses feminists videos..

[prime fossil]

is the reference about that one scp task force

[weary crag]

Those were.. dark times

[prime fossil]

the omega-1 or something

[shadow crag]

Look at the number of likes and my percentage

[coarse falcon]

Oh my god

No

[shrewd egret]

young men will get told the dumbest fuckin shit by some roided up fuck and swallow it like they're being fed "here comes the airplane" style

[coarse falcon]

CHRISTIANITY

[prime fossil]

oh my god, it's a mobile task force squad

that no one stops

it is the task force squad

[weary crag]

Glenn leroi is the goat

I love him

[fierce lynx]

alpha male test

https://www.idrlabs.com/alpha-male/test.php

[shrewd egret]

Not again

[short kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-black-noir-homelander-kill-homelander-and-black-noir-gif-26428738

[weary crag]

I know dude

[fierce lynx]

do you have the alpha mindset?

[shrewd egret]

LUCID

[weary crag]

But I was a DIFFRENT PERSON

BACK THEN

I USED TO BE DIFFRENT

I have grown up and improved as a person

[foggy summit]

But now you do it as an adult

[prime fossil]

let's stop referencing mobile task forces like alpha-1 and omega-1

[fierce lynx]

the boys what character are you test

[prime fossil]

I am the alpha and the omega; I am the task force squad

[foggy summit]

Lovesausage

[prime fossil]

oh I failed

[weary crag]

No

I don't do it anynore

*anymore

[foggy summit]

Yeah asid

I need to drink more

[weary crag]

Test slop

[short kernel]

You're a beta

[prime fossil]

this stuff is made to make you stupid

[shadow crag]

You probably got 0 in everything

[coarse falcon]

Again with this shit

[foggy summit]

Alchogol has no effect on me

[short kernel]

Compared to the likes of me

[weary crag]

Shut up

[prime fossil]

I am the alpha you're the omega now

[shadow crag]

tsundere

[weary crag]

I'm a sigma

[coarse falcon]

Be careful with those words

[weary crag]

Not one but they are goated yes

[foggy summit]

I think someone spiked my drink

[prime fossil]

heh heh... gamma... heh...

[short kernel]

Kid named Onmatopia

[shadow crag]

It was feras he got spike on the mlp test

[prime fossil]

you see, I'm no beta... I'm the alpha... and you're the gamma...

[weary crag]

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-face-smug-sus-grin-smile-gif-8459086502274246497

[prime fossil]

betas, attack!

[fierce lynx]

keep slurping up your test slop

little minions

[weary crag]

Little compatriots

[fierce lynx]

little chuds

[coarse falcon]

Kill people

[short kernel]

Agreed

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-%26-omega-alpha-and-omega-gif-7139099696584719269

[shadow crag]

Kill 7 billion people

[prime fossil]

is this legal to say in poland

[weary crag]

Erm.. what?

[coarse falcon]

Im in brazil so idk

Idk

[foggy summit]

Kill people I don't like

[prime fossil]

brazil is like america but southern and ignored

[weary crag]

Brazil is like

[prime fossil]

you can tell because it's called brazil and not america

[short kernel]

Including everyone who disagrees with me

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/china-flag-chinese-red-flag-gif-26192858

[shrewd egret]

REALEST THING YOU'VE SAID

[weary crag]

I know nothing about south america actually..

[foggy summit]

No that's missisipi

[fierce lynx]

guys which one is the murderer

[shadow crag]

Left

[weary crag]

@subtle basin !!!

[fierce lynx]

thats what i was thinking

[prime fossil]

that place is top 10 least important states

[shrewd egret]

the murderer was inside of us all along

[shadow crag]

No

You’re wrong

[weary crag]

It is so obvuous

[shadow crag]

And that sounds gay

[fierce lynx]

ok who is it smart guy

[shrewd egret]

nothing wrong with being gay

[prime fossil]

left, because alphas never kill

[foggy summit]

Anyone know a really attractive apache g

[weary crag]

Guy on the right

[short kernel]

Everyone is gay here

[weary crag]

The dude on the left is a wholesome grandpa

Who is a carpenter

[shadow crag]

Who

[shrewd egret]

we

[short kernel]

You

[shrewd egret]

we all

[weary crag]

Not me

You guys gay

Not me

[shadow crag]

Who’s we

[short kernel]

Especially YOU

[weary crag]

I'm as straight as a u turn

[short kernel]

greenfox 100%

[foggy summit]

They are all murderers cause they partake in capitalism

[coarse falcon]

What

[weary crag]

Okay commie

Get out of here pinko

[past field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015133624552673313/1352486118288789586/togif.gif

[shrewd egret]

REALESTER THING YOU'VE SAID

[foggy summit]

Slinko

[fierce lynx]

b-b-based???

[coarse falcon]

No fuck off

[weary crag]

Holy COMMUNISTS IN THIS CHAT

[coarse falcon]

Im gonna be negative

[weary crag]

GET OUT OF HERE COMMIES

[shadow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/gleemies-gleemboss-gif-23523688

[short kernel]

Free healthcare

[weary crag]

🇺🇸 🦅 🔥

[foggy summit]

I'm a MAGA communist

[prime fossil]

there's a bottom layer of capitalism where everyone is forced into a state of communism

[weary crag]

The average filipino in the US

[prime fossil]

that's not real 😭

[weary crag]

That is genuinly the average filipino in the US

[shrewd egret]

Zizek

[foggy summit]

Communist party USA

[weary crag]

Votes MAGA and gets deported by ICE

[shadow crag]

I’m anarchomonarchist

[shrewd egret]

Dude believes trump will make people so upset as to start the revolution iirc

[coarse falcon]

I'm whatever side is winning

[weary crag]

Anarchism stops being cool when you stop being 14

[fierce lynx]

what is wrong with that guy's face

[foggy summit]

Just say your a minarchist bro

[prime fossil]

Anarchomonarchist???

[weary crag]

Looksmaxxing

[prime fossil]

say again

[foggy summit]

I'm whatever side is losing because I wanna look woke

[prime fossil]

meta, trnaslate

[short kernel]

Toy Jake Gyllenhaal

[past field]

I will give you free healthcare in exchange I will get 70 percent of you're income.

[weary crag]

Victim complex bro

[shadow crag]

What’s to not understand

[foggy summit]

See your bullying me

[subtle basin]

bro

[prime fossil]

it's 2 words I have an issue with connecting

[coarse falcon]

Cancel them

[subtle basin]

one mississippi mention and it’s an immediate ping lmao

[shadow crag]

You problem

[weary crag]

[prime fossil]

monarchism demands a government

[paper lake]

Australia medicare tax is 2%

[coarse falcon]

That one song mississippi queen

[weary crag]

U suck lowkey

[prime fossil]

I told you the guy on the left was a murderer

[weary crag]

I would get a 99%

[fierce lynx]

ok buddy take the test

[shadow crag]

Do you think I don’t know the definitions of words

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/spot-the-murderer/test.php

[shadow crag]

67!!!!!

[coarse falcon]

[shrewd egret]

I'm sn anarchoprimitivist cause I like playing with sticks and stones

[prime fossil]

when did I say that?

[coarse falcon]

Fight eachother

[shadow crag]

I’m arachnocommunist

[foggy summit]

I'm a murderer cause I say words and break bones

[prime fossil]

the hope mob is at my door requesting I help them achieve their dreams

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/victimhood/test.php

[shrewd egret]

But do they hurt

[polar locust]

I think we should just replace Site-02 with Vorkuta from Black Ops

https://tenor.com/view/mayson-kin-planet-cod-cod-bo-black-ops-gif-20006749

[shrewd egret]

The words

[prime fossil]

site-02 is obviously black mesa but you would never accept that

[past field]

I can point out the flaws in socialism and capitalism easily.

[shrewd egret]

GORDON

HELLO GORDON

[marble mantle]

what

[shrewd egret]

LOOK GORDON A ROPE

[marble mantle]

why

[prime fossil]

socialism is a government assisted communism how bout that

[shrewd egret]

WE CAN USE THESE TO GET OVER BIG PITS

[marble mantle]

wait when did i get a husband

[coarse falcon]

Use the chair

[shrewd egret]

Omg congrats

[prime fossil]

I maek things up to make you mad and you fall for it

[marble mantle]

socialism is great

ask tito

[prime fossil]

they want chairs?

[past field]

Tell that to Cuba.

[foggy summit]

Tungntung tungmtung tung tung

[marble mantle]

what

[prime fossil]

it's the hope mob so if I suppress their dreams they'll remain happy

[subtle basin]

80%

[fierce lynx]

proof?

[coarse falcon]

Idk that could work not exactly what i was thinking of

[subtle basin]

i just closed the tab out man

[coarse falcon]

But you do you

[foggy summit]

Tell that to my mom

[shrewd egret]

Is that supposed to be a negative example

[marble mantle]

cuba is pretty much the last remaining communist nation

[prime fossil]

intereference by america

[fierce lynx]

sure u did

[shrewd egret]

This lmao

[shadow crag]

You kinda suck

[foggy summit]

American GDP is directly correlated with how many chairs per person there are

[marble mantle]

yugoslavia was a much better socialist state

[weary crag]

@fierce lynx I'M JUST BETTER

[fierce lynx]

sorry im not enough of a psychopath to recognize fellow murderers

[weary crag]

I'M BETTER! I'M SMARTER! I'M STRONGER

[marble mantle]

yugoslavia is what happens when socialism doesn't lead to north korea

[short kernel]

Guy with white hat appeared twice who was he?

[shadow crag]

Bum

[foggy summit]

I got 98

[weary crag]

Okay psycopath

[prime fossil]

most anti-communist "examples" are either not communism or interefered with by america

not to say communism is perfect at all

[weary crag]

It is obvious when the us of a has a hand in it

[coarse falcon]

Im going through a very chinese time in my life

[weary crag]

Vs actually organic anti commie movements

[past field]

Every generation finds out the hard way soclism fails throught history.)'

[foggy summit]

Pls stop talking your all goyim

[weary crag]

Victim

[shadow crag]

Communism will only prevail in like 100 years when we begin to build robots that do our work for us so everything can be free and everyone can be happy

[prime fossil]

you're not a real human

[fierce lynx]

im less victim than the general population actually

[weary crag]

Not true we will be depressed af

[prime fossil]

this is what I want to happen and I will do what I can to get it done

[foggy summit]

No cause god is dead

[past field]

I have proff.)

[weary crag]

Humans are ment to create which is why we get depressed when all we do is consume

[prime fossil]

if you speak like a human I'll believe you

[short kernel]

Anything BUT scp

[prime fossil]

humans find entertainment in creating art, which isn't something that should be done by robots

[coarse falcon]

Dude they used to say machines were only going to replace the boring jobs, yet here we are with AI generated art

[fierce lynx]

digital blood type test https://www.idrlabs.com/japanese-blood-type-personality/test.php

[prime fossil]

the idea is that robots complete all labor tasks so people can enter a state of communism

[shadow crag]

Hell is full blood is fuel blah blah blah

[coarse falcon]

Truth is we gonna become slaves of rich people

[prime fossil]

without laborers

[foggy summit]

I think robots are evil and we should all return to subsistence agriculture

[weary crag]

I disagree with the just art

Humans love to create purpose

[foggy summit]

No, hell is empty

[weary crag]

Humans love to innovate

[shrewd egret]

humans love this d

[prime fossil]

innovation would be done by humans too, can't expect robots to do it on their own

[weary crag]

TRUE

[shadow crag]

We should reach ww4 because I like playing with sticks

[prime fossil]

don't try to sneak in "everyone should work and be happy"

[shrewd egret]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING YOU GET ME

[foggy summit]

They aren't playing sticks Einstein was a foid we would still have guns

[shrewd egret]

Accept the fr coward.

My man just another me

[umbral carbon]

the 1911, mosin, and m2 browning will outlive humanity

[weary crag]

Bro I'm ment to be a general commanding an army in battle not be a discordian

[prime fossil]

what are these words???????

this is the weirdest one yet

[fierce lynx]

blood test duh

[foggy summit]

I hope ww4 has hot history teachers

[weary crag]

I'm ment to lead my men over the top... not talk about SL balance..

[coarse falcon]

Oh yeah i forgot in japan they judge you by your blood type or smth

[prime fossil]

dude I think you're dead if that's your blood type mixture

[fierce lynx]

no

thats not what it means

[umbral carbon]

okay I'll go ask trump to go bomb place

[coarse falcon]

Some weird stuff

[shrewd egret]

Enlist for the IDF

[echo tendon]

The second we get a bot that can recognise images I'm blacklisting these tests along with the mr beast casino

[umbral carbon]

LOL

[prime fossil]

judging people based on something they can't change isn't cool

[weary crag]

I'd get shot the moment they see me

[weary crag]

maybe enlist in the mossad

[coarse falcon]

Who is this

[shrewd egret]

Can't you just ban the link to the site

That everyone uses

[prime fossil]

the idf would like me because I wouldn't want to risk my life to be morally righteous

[weary crag]

"are you arab habibi?"

"uh- ye-" dies

[fierce lynx]

dont ban testslop

its the only thing that makes me feel whole

[prime fossil]

lucid adding "personality tests are instant bans" into the rules silently

[umbral carbon]

lucid, ban test slop

[weary crag]

lucid, ban @umbral carbon

[shrewd egret]

Lucid, ban test slop

[weary crag]

I hate him so much he's a CHUD DUDE

[umbral carbon]

the suffering of others brings me joy

[echo tendon]

Idk if you can even call them "personality tests"

[weary crag]

an actual chud

[echo tendon]

It's just "here's what I made up 30 seconds ago"

[umbral carbon]

Schadenfreude, if you will

[shrewd egret]

The website clearly states they're made by professionals lucid

[fierce lynx]

just take the my little pony test and you'll understand things from my point of view

[coarse falcon]

Dont ban the "what SCP are you" tests though those are funny and technically theyre still on topic

[marble mantle]

what country are you from

[shrewd egret]

They're made by real psychologists to make them accurate

[prime fossil]

let me make a riddle

a vaguepost for you

[echo tendon]

I'm starting to have my doubts....

[marble mantle]

no

i will kill you

[coarse falcon]

Even if said tests are utter DOGSHIT

[foggy summit]

Lucid this is why we don't discuss the sale of contraband around you

[coarse falcon]

!lucid

[chrome carbon]

lucid is bald

[shrewd egret]

You doubt the validity of "are you chud test"???

[prime fossil]

Made of many, ruled by few

[shrewd egret]

Foolishness lucid

Foolishness

[marble mantle]

spain

did i get it right

[prime fossil]

spain?

made of many?

[marble mantle]

yes

[fierce lynx]

what ever do you mean

[marble mantle]

yes bro

[prime fossil]

how big is spain to you

[marble mantle]

it's all autobomous communities

oh

you're chinese

???

[prime fossil]

ruled by one 💔

I'm sorry to china

[weary crag]

these words are not in the bible

[foggy summit]

https://hbd.gg/

[marble mantle]

china is ruled by one guy brother

[weary crag]

okay this is peak

[coarse falcon]

Its me

[weary crag]

this is

[prime fossil]

Made of many, ruled by few.

[weary crag]

good..

[marble mantle]

racial profiling simulator

[shadow crag]

China lowkey sounds good

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751232195997466678/1499866446144999534/togif.gif

[foggy summit]

Feras simulator

[shrewd egret]

OKAY MAYBE NOT

[prime fossil]

I would like china if my name was xi xi ping and I controlled the CCP

[marble mantle]

india

[weary crag]

what happened wokie? you don't like THIS test??

[marble mantle]

pakistan

iran

afghanistan

[prime fossil]

is this cheating?

[marble mantle]

tajikistan

[fierce lynx]

what the fuck is this game

[shrewd egret]

WE AREN'T DOING AN NYPD TEST

[prime fossil]

you can't spam every country in southwest asia

[marble mantle]

kyrgystan

[weary crag]

we are

we are

[marble mantle]

uzbekistan

[weary crag]

and you're gonna love it

[marble mantle]

mongolia

[weary crag]

you're gonna racially profile people and you will LOVE IT

[shadow crag]

Russia

[marble mantle]

kazakhstan

taiwan

thailand

myanmar

djibouti

eritrea

[shadow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/national-apple-pie-day-happy-national-apple-pie-day-baking-day-pie-day-comfort-food-holiday-gif-17427342470927594140

[prime fossil]

Made of many, ruled by few, not a stan, with many fans.

[weary crag]

what about MY COUNTRY

[marble mantle]

did i get it right yet

[weary crag]

@marble mantle

[shrewd egret]

I'm posting puppy the vibes are off

[weary crag]

AHEM

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/dog-breed/test.php

[marble mantle]

um

american

[shrewd egret]

Look at them devour one another

[foggy summit]

https://www.epsteinornot.com/

[shrewd egret]

Yes

[prime fossil]

that implies america has fans

[weary crag]

okay dude

[wispy walrus]

thsi is so midori core

[umbral carbon]

I'm listening

[weary crag]

okay dude

[umbral carbon]

me 💔

[shrewd egret]

Maybe don't

[prime fossil]

I guess I'm american

[marble mantle]

if it's not a stan

[weary crag]

lucid we need to warn mfs here

[marble mantle]

and it's not china

[wispy walrus]

I know where casey lives

california

[shadow crag]

is this official yet

[wispy walrus]

I think

idk

[marble mantle]

it has to be denmark

[umbral carbon]

it has problems but I'm pretty proud of america*

[shrewd egret]

Actual lawless land atp

[marble mantle]

blackout you're danish

[fierce lynx]

genuinely the easiest game ive ever played

[umbral carbon]

*urban california and the liberal cities can go to hell

[weary crag]

that is the case usually until 2 hours later when mods wake up

[prime fossil]

ja danisch ach sehr gut, naturalich

no

[shadow crag]

This is why we need me for mod

[prime fossil]

I don't even know danish

[marble mantle]

ok so you're estonian

latvian

lithuanian p

[shrewd egret]

Ik kan het allemaal niet meer aan. Maak hier alsjeblieft een einde aan

[marble mantle]

polish

belarusian

[prime fossil]

those are the same countries

[umbral carbon]

okay back to SL

[marble mantle]

ukrainian

[shrewd egret]

Stop deze waanzin

[marble mantle]

bulgarian

[umbral carbon]

remove the 1509 health penalty

[wispy walrus]

phew thank god I dont live in the city

[shadow crag]

Я люблю когда волосатые мужики обмазываются маслом

[marble mantle]

greek

[wispy walrus]

I am safe from the casey bombings

[fierce lynx]

is stop in dutch stop

[marble mantle]

turkish

[wispy walrus]

wait

[umbral carbon]

about 350 words into the doc

[shrewd egret]

ja

[marble mantle]

iranian

[wispy walrus]

@umbral carbon thoughts on holden caulfield?

[marble mantle]

turkmenistani

[fierce lynx]

ew

i hate that fucking kid

[prime fossil]

I know a turk but I can't be one

[wispy walrus]

of course

[marble mantle]

how have i not gotten your country

[fierce lynx]

genuinely so annoying i hated that book

[shrewd egret]

Goodnight everyone please behave

[wispy walrus]

you're such a larp larp larp sahur

that's why

[marble mantle]

what the fuck

[prime fossil]

ne!

[fierce lynx]

holden caulfield is a super larper

[wispy walrus]

ne!

[marble mantle]

i've said half of the countries on earth at this point

[prime fossil]

that's the silly part

[marble mantle]

you asshole

[shadow crag]

Do you live in equatorial guinea

[lilac sandal]

i wonder who will be the first person to play as 953

[marble mantle]

tell me

[lilac sandal]

that isn't a dev

[marble mantle]

i already got it and you said nothing

cheater

[shadow crag]

@weary crag

[umbral carbon]

she's so op

[shadow crag]

Don’t starve mentioned

[lilac sandal]

she didn't even release yet 😹

[prime fossil]

the government varies every so often, and nothing can happen because nobody wants to support the other side

[lilac sandal]

or were the stats

in the patreon thingy

[prime fossil]

nothing happens because of hate

[marble mantle]

that's literally the benelux

you're belgian

[wispy walrus]

🤫

[marble mantle]

or dutch

[prime fossil]

I can see how you'd get that

[wispy walrus]

a Taylor is speaking

listen and learn

[shadow crag]

Jump

[lilac sandal]

imagine SL with realistic health system and you could get overdosed by the pills

[prime fossil]

belgium hasn't had anything happen for way too long

who lives there?

[marble mantle]

so you're danish

[shadow crag]

Mongolia is right here

[marble mantle]

no

[prime fossil]

the danes love me

or

[wispy walrus]

me taking 40 oxycodone pills within 3 minutes to stave off bodily overextertion from SCP-207 and staying alive:

like seriously

that's the funniest shit ever

physically overworking your body to near death due to SCP-207?

just take like

5 bottles of fucking oxycodone guys

[prime fossil]

I can't believe our character takes more than enough drugs to OD and die and heals

[wispy walrus]

you'll be fine

[lilac sandal]

oh so that's why you die from 207

[wispy walrus]

RUN it off

[lilac sandal]

now i understand

[wispy walrus]

yeah

207 overexerts your body

[lilac sandal]

maybe its like

[wispy walrus]

I'm pretty sure 207 users arent even anomalously fast

[prime fossil]

SCPSL 207 canonically makes you addicted to drugs?

[lilac sandal]

it makes you not tire

but like

[wispy walrus]

they just overwork themselves so much that it makes them significantly faster

[lilac sandal]

you can still die from that

[marble mantle]

blackout for research purposes i'm going to see how long you can survive the isolation chamber before going clinically insane

[wispy walrus]

and THAT'S the anomaly

[prime fossil]

I don't know

[wispy walrus]

dude

[marble mantle]

what country are you from

[wispy walrus]

you can like

[lilac sandal]

argentina

[wispy walrus]

have a nea heart attack from 207

[marble mantle]

wait hell yeah

[wispy walrus]

how to heal?

fucking

[marble mantle]

that's a new one

[prime fossil]

yeah you're not real

[wispy walrus]

wrap a bandage across your arm

https://klipy.com/gifs/brain-brain-meme--k01KRJ7GTS5Y9S0PKSFHPNK97KT

[fierce lynx]

ts too much

[lilac sandal]

yeah dude im from the moon

[prime fossil]

the medkit is SCP-MED-KIT

[marble mantle]

i have two a countries done now

[wispy walrus]

are you LITERALY POISONED?

wrap a bandage around your arm

you'll be fine

[fierce lynx]

https://www.idrlabs.com/camouflaging-autistic-traits-questionnaire/test.php

[lilac sandal]

im from greeland i can see surface rework from my house

[prime fossil]

SCP:CB's slower gameplay makes the medkit way more interesting

[marble mantle]

only like eight more to go

[wispy walrus]

it's really immersive if you're a first time player

but if you're a repeat player and just wanna get to the end

it's like

[marble mantle]

yo guys

i have a question

[wispy walrus]

also, the fact that it has painkillers AND bandage equipment implies that sometimes your dude JUST takes the painillesr and discards the rest

[marble mantle]

how many european countries can you name without looking up a map

[lilac sandal]

if CB was a modern game it would probably have a full realistic health system it would actually fit imo

[wispy walrus]

like what the actual fuck is wrong with you

JUST KEEP THE FUCKING BANDAGES DAWG

Imagine you like

[fierce lynx]

a lot i think

[wispy walrus]

get shot 8 times in the chest

[marble mantle]

can you name them all

[wispy walrus]

get blugeoned by a zombie

[marble mantle]

there's 44 of them

[wispy walrus]

and touched by a corrosive

and you just

[fierce lynx]

i typically struggle with the baltics but i could get most of them

[wispy walrus]

take a painkiller

LIKE TWO

[marble mantle]

the baltics?

[wispy walrus]

and get rid of everything else in the medkit

[fierce lynx]

mhm

[marble mantle]

it's like three countries man

how

[fierce lynx]

yea and i forget their names

estonia

lithuania

whats the last one

[marble mantle]

brother

[fierce lynx]

latvia

[lilac sandal]

guys if northwood like did some magic and stuff and made SL into a full horror game would yall like it, or hate it

[fierce lynx]

yea but like everything else i got

[wispy walrus]

hte

hate

[marble mantle]

ok now name the countries above greece

[wispy walrus]

I like the "horror" that sl has

it's worked in casually

[fierce lynx]

uhhh

[marble mantle]

like on the north border

[wispy walrus]

and is worth it's weight in certain situations

[fierce lynx]

lets see

[wispy walrus]

it works when it needs do, and does really well

[marble mantle]

you can't see man

[fierce lynx]

now the question was naming countries not direct geography

[marble mantle]

maps aren't allowed

no no

[wispy walrus]

but I wouldn't want it to extend anmore than it already does

[marble mantle]

name the three countries above greece

[lilac sandal]

so you like uhh type of horror that only appears when you are alone

[fierce lynx]

fuckk

[marble mantle]

it's easy

[fierce lynx]

balkans

uhhhgh

[wispy walrus]

yeag

[fierce lynx]

well theres albania

[marble mantle]

ok let's start with the left one

[fierce lynx]

that ones easy to remember

[marble mantle]

yeah

ok now the right side one

[fierce lynx]

macedonia?

[marble mantle]

no

[fierce lynx]

kosovo?

[marble mantle]

no

[fierce lynx]

bulgaria?

[marble mantle]

yes

[lilac sandal]

i wonder how 953 stingers are gonna sound

[fierce lynx]

yay

[marble mantle]

now the top middle

[fierce lynx]

serbia

[marble mantle]

no

[lilac sandal]

there's probably gonna be one for just spotting her and one for when she like comes out of a disguise

[fierce lynx]

wait top middle as in greece or balkans in general

[marble mantle]

brother you're going ever farther north

greece

[fierce lynx]

ok

macedonia

[marble mantle]

you're almost there man