scp-discussion

[wispy walrus]

random letter

[wispy walrus]

quick

now

do it

including ones from other languages

[ebon rampart]

Conservation of gorillas is quite a noble cause.

[wispy walrus]

go

damn

[marble mantle]

well yeah

[muted furnace]

guerilla arfares

[marble mantle]

2028 was bliss for me

[marble mantle]

нет

[harsh tiger]

I would ask for caine kinger zooble ragatha jax and gangle to be added too

[marble mantle]

please collect these

and send them back to me

[tough fern]

You have the power to do this

Use it wisely

[ebon rampart]

Ö

[wispy walrus]

I said letter

[ebon rampart]

Uninstall

[marble mantle]

fuck

[wispy walrus]

whatever I got F already

[marble mantle]

I forgot about the project

[wispy walrus]

from someone in another server

[marble mantle]

I blame taylor

[ebon rampart]

Go do it

[tough fern]

Get a glitch voice actor to voice something in SL the playerbase will skyrocket

[marble mantle]

you are going to make me fail this uni assignment

[wispy walrus]

fuck you

stupid bitch

[ebon rampart]

I told you

[soft garnet]

🔒 in

[wispy walrus]

no I'm not foing f

[ebon rampart]

🔑

[wispy walrus]

it was from someone unrealted o scp

[muted furnace]

https://klipy.com/gifs/idgaf-smug--k01KRHRG5RKW2QSERMNZ0ZB9TPZ

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/alya-alisa-kujou-anime-roshidere-tokidoki-bosotto-russia-go-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-gif-7095360320724153228

[mild agate]

alex rochon as scp 953

[ebon rampart]

Be free

[wispy walrus]

and it needs to be from someone related to scp

[remote zenith]

do i even wanna know

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle ok another chance

[marble mantle]

I'm so not locked in

[wispy walrus]

give one

[ebon rampart]

*Aleks Le

The guards are voiced by Troy Baker

[marble mantle]

I've effectively been locked in an isolation chamber for the entire week

[mild agate]

wait no that’s the spamton guy

which one is the guy that’s on everything

[ebon rampart]

SCP-049 is voiced by Nolan North

[marble mantle]

I have been stuck in a house in a suburban neighborhood with my phone and my laptop

[tough fern]

Caveat is that the new players will probably be insufferable

[marble mantle]

and there is NOTHING

NOTHING

to do

I can't work when the reward is staring at paint dry

[ebon rampart]

Hehe.....WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

[tough fern]

Michael Kovach as 682

[muted furnace]

Welcome. To New Jersey

[mild agate]

Kovach!

[muted furnace]

Please come to New Jersey

[mild agate]

that’s who I was thinking

[marble mantle]

I'm literally still in massachusetts

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle dude

[muted furnace]

Nah, New jersey

[wispy walrus]

give a letter

[ebon rampart]

Snoop Dogg as O5-12

[marble mantle]

uh

[mild agate]

yeah Michael Kovach as scp 953

[marble mantle]

いいえ

[muted furnace]

Our unis are better anyway

[wispy walrus]

A SAID LETTER

ONE

UNO

[marble mantle]

нет

[ebon rampart]

Ё

[muted furnace]

And schools and taxes and the poors are less poor

[wispy walrus]

fuck

ok

fine

[marble mantle]

i'm sorry

わ

[soft garnet]

florida goat state

[marble mantle]

buddy

witerally

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928845588234321/attachment.gif

[marble mantle]

massuchusetts

has harvard

mit

[muted furnace]

shit never speak again

[soft garnet]

nerd shit

[marble mantle]

cambridge university

[muted furnace]

princeton

[soft garnet]

nerd shit

[muted furnace]

princeton

[soft garnet]

nerd shit again

[marble mantle]

who the fuck goes to princeton

[ebon rampart]

Oxbridge 💪💪💪💪

[soft garnet]

all nerd shit

[wispy walrus]

hm Ё is interesting

[muted furnace]

princeton better

[marble mantle]

all princeton is good for is law school

[muted furnace]

Einstein taught here

[mild agate]

wrong guy.

[muted furnace]

MIT is dead anyway

Comp sci craze is OVER

Harvard, keep being harvard

[marble mantle]

would you like to know everything I know about oculocutaneous albinism

[muted furnace]

ai is taking over law anyway

[muted furnace]

Are you law major?

[shrewd egret]

Puppy staring through crack of door

[marble mantle]

no

[shrewd egret]

Look at puppy

[wispy walrus]

@ebon rampart which pronunciation of Ё

[marble mantle]

cs

[wispy walrus]

the english "eh" or russian "yo"

[shrewd egret]

It's always you two together in chat

Curious

[muted furnace]

RIP

GG well played

Wraps

[marble mantle]

I am looking at transferring to forensic sciences or doing criminal justice and then minoring in biology

[muted furnace]

No offense

[muted furnace]

Hell yeah, become a copper

[marble mantle]

no

[muted furnace]

gay

[marble mantle]

just noticed?

[muted furnace]

?

[marble mantle]

hey guys

do you want to see a cat

[muted furnace]

You live in massachusetts

Least gay state second to New Jersey

[marble mantle]

my city has gay bars everywhere

[soft garnet]

yes

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928975691616276/attachment.gif

[marble mantle]

no you're going to steal my location too

[magic whale]

freedoms just a thing for big shots while the worlds revolving like a black knife is being plunged into my atrium at 12am, pleading like a lost girl only to have my burning eyes I have my last breath I can see a flower world of pink and yellow witnessing something of an image resembling a friend

[muted furnace]

California I assume?

[ebon rampart]

Russian pronunciation

[marble mantle]

you don't get to see that

[shrewd egret]

have you gone to one

[wispy walrus]

fuck

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1504241099647226116/attachment.gif

[marble mantle]

no

[wispy walrus]

dude there's like no words for that

[shrewd egret]

Being Dutch gay bars are a dime a dozen here

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-meme-logo-soldier-boy-homelander-soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-10872949477748120842

[marble mantle]

buddy

[harsh tiger]

Why

[muted furnace]

Better than being brit or aus

[shrewd egret]

any gay men going to those scare me though .

[ebon rampart]

What are you up to?

[marble mantle]

visiting family

[shrewd egret]

hantavirus

[harsh tiger]

Kids are smoking hantavirus

[muted furnace]

Hentaivirus is over anyway

[marble mantle]

hantavirus is such a good drug

[wispy walrus]

well, you've picked the first letter of a word I'll have to write an SCP about

[muted furnace]

Kids these days have an immunity anyway

[shrewd egret]

any of y'all ever boofed covid tho

[wispy walrus]

what even is there for "yo"

[marble mantle]

no

[shrewd egret]

dudeee it hits so hard

[marble mantle]

I got the vaccine

[wispy walrus]

all I can think of is like

[marble mantle]

can't affect me anymore

[wispy walrus]

yosemete or yogurt

[marble mantle]

unfortunately

I've heard huffing covid is better than andes hantavirus

[wispy walrus]

or yolk, like from an egg

[shrewd egret]

Is there actually a virus that can cause euphoria

[marble mantle]

probably

[muted furnace]

crack cocaine

[shrewd egret]

why do all viruses affecting the brain have to be so negative why can't there be happy rabies

[marble mantle]

because that doesn't really help the virus

[shrewd egret]

why not

i'd imagine if the animal likes having the virus it'd help it out

[ebon rampart]

The virus does not think

It just does

[wispy walrus]

AHAHAHAH

[marble mantle]

99.9999999999% of animal species don't know what a virus is

[wispy walrus]

I have a really funny idea

[marble mantle]

there's like

one species of animal in history that knows what they are

excluding bacteriophages

[shrewd egret]

i like going to a website for the medical definition for euphoria and it just listing like treatment and prevention

[muted furnace]

gasoline

remove today

[wispy walrus]

rope

[muted furnace]

bring back safe alternatives like diesel

[shrewd egret]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_sclerosis apparently this can cause it

[ebon rampart]

Virophage, no?

[marble mantle]

what the fuck am I looking at

[marble mantle]

no

[shrewd egret]

any1 wanna get brain damage together

[marble mantle]

bacteriophages

they're bacteria that hunt viruses

[ebon rampart]

Why would a bacteriophage know

[marble mantle]

because they eat viruses

duh

[shrewd egret]

bacteriophage has a mind of its own

[ebon rampart]

???

gr8 b8

[marble mantle]

!!!

[ebon rampart]

U got me

I r8 8/8

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-csm-chainsaw-man-chainsawman-movie-gif-4633075399373148062

[shrewd egret]

taking notes

who wanna experience hypoxia induced euphoria with me

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-arc-enemy-anime-chainsawman-gif-17103679961703428171

[shrewd egret]

reze was so kind to do this to a stranger <3

[ebon rampart]

You're being reincarnated as a pathetic little bacterium and getting popped like a balloon by a bacteriophage for this, by the way

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-reze-reze-absolute-cinema-gif-18344595820862549592

I wish I did the reze haircut

unfortunately I locked in though

anko haircut is supreme

[shrewd egret]

i wish i looked like reze,,

[marble mantle]

it'd be so hard

I suck at hair dye

[shrewd egret]

i wonder if anyone pulled off the Josuke haircut

[marble mantle]

purple is a pretty colour though

no doubt

[shrewd egret]

it looks way too goofy

[marble mantle]

I've seen people pull off a sense haircut

[shrewd egret]

50 tons of hairgel and for what

[marble mantle]

the benefits though

look at that jawline

so hot

[onyx trellis]

#scp-discussion

finally lost his marbles

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[marble mantle]

@soft garnet I have a question

[soft garnet]

yarg

[onyx trellis]

Why is bro so well behaved in scp discussion

[marble mantle]

are you above or below 18

[onyx trellis]

✌️

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-anime-blushing-cute-anime-girl-gif-8829152342420286547

[magic whale]

why would you even ask this

[shrewd egret]

idk i don't like dudes with can opener lookin ass chins

[marble mantle]

reasons

[magic whale]

🧐

[lilac sandal]

hello

[lilac sandal]

oh nah im leaving again

[marble mantle]

my stalker can't be under 18

if they're a minor it's no longer hot

[shrewd egret]

I thought you already had a crush

[magic whale]

alright get off the keyboard bro

[marble mantle]

no

[shrewd egret]

does taylor mean nothing to you

[marble mantle]

taylor is NOT my crush

yes

taylor is an ANT

[shrewd egret]

@wispy walrus can you believe this

[lilac sandal]

southrock pls fix

[shrewd egret]

💔

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-spongebob-epic-spongebob-speedrun-any-percent-geile-klöten-when-imposter-is-delicious-gif-19750086

[magic whale]

my larp energy can only go so far

[shrewd egret]

the yaoi is too toxic i can;'t handle this

cryoig . sobbing

[marble mantle]

this is practically confirmation

why the fuck can't I have nice things

[soft garnet]

its ok you will have an of age stalker one day

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928501852438640/attachment.gif

[marble mantle]

no you're the only stalker I've ever had

it's not fair man

https://tenor.com/view/roshidere-baka-tokidoki-bosotto-russia-go-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-alya-alya-san-gif-17552843496256023189

[shrewd egret]

https://tenor.com/view/menhera-chan-menhera-love-anime-gif-24076557

[muted furnace]

Come to New Jersey

[lone crane]

dumb chat rn

[wispy walrus]

midori

[shrewd egret]

NOO

TENOR

[wispy walrus]

why do you want to be stalked

[marble mantle]

only person who's ever made me have to make sure I didn't have malware

[soft garnet]

you know

[muted furnace]

one taste and you'll know...

[soft garnet]

you can get through ts hardship

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-punch-omni-man-strong-gif-7980804001733610778

[marble mantle]

nah

I'd mope

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-ssj4-vegeta-red-ssj4-vegeta-ssj4-vegeta-vegeta-ssj4-gif-11100472330595213766

[soft garnet]

anyways

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-8872922284431337007

[charred island]

NOOOO

[soft garnet]

why am i a stalker exactly

[marble mantle]

you know why boy

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-low-quality-gif-5244544082827978091

tf does that mean

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebite-ragebina-columbina-poke-sandrone-gif-5903282163631198566

[shrewd egret]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

ok not all tenor is doomed

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928975691616276/attachment.gif

[marble mantle]

people obssessing over me makes me feel special when I'm not

[soft garnet]

nobody is stalking you though

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-arc-enemy-anime-chainsawman-gif-17103679961703428171

fuck

[shrewd egret]

someone will love you eventually it's ok

[wispy walrus]

wait shit

[marble mantle]

I am procrastinating too hard

[wispy walrus]

I got the words mixed up

[wispy walrus]

me too

[charred island]

I couldn't tell if someone is obsessed over me

[marble mantle]

I actually have work

[shrewd egret]

keep jokingly flirting with taylor till it becomes real

[wispy walrus]

fuck

ok so I can't use yosemete

[marble mantle]

someone ping me in approximately one hour

[pallid night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQM-6vMmFQ
chat this MIGHT be peak

[marble mantle]

I'll send cat picture then

[wispy walrus]

okay

[marble mantle]

the cat ran away but it'll be back soon

[shrewd egret]

@marble mantle !remindme 1h

[marble mantle]

what

[shrewd egret]

!remindme 1h midori

Does that not work anymore

or does it only work in bot commands

[marble mantle]

my username isn't midori anymore

doesn't work

[shrewd egret]

no that's just the text to be reminded of

[wispy walrus]

you're still midori to me

[shrewd egret]

can set a reminder in #bot-commands the bot doesn't work here

[marble mantle]

taylor ping me in this channel in one hour

[shrewd egret]

awww they even got nicknames for one another <3

[marble mantle]

I'm too lazy to use bot commands

and you have experience pinging me randomly

[wispy walrus]

bro has a third wheel kink

[soft garnet]

who tf is taylor

[marble mantle]

me

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[coarse falcon]

Um

[shrewd egret]

lemme be a shipper on deck

i ain't a cuck

[soft garnet]

you are a cuck

[wispy walrus]

ok thats fair

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cuck-medal-gif-118700676731948569

[marble mantle]

taydorimaru isn't real guys

[soft garnet]

WE are

but i

[coarse falcon]

What the Sigma

[soft garnet]

watch romance

to

cuck myself

[shrewd egret]

thanks steam

sob

[wispy walrus]

@shrewd egret ok but you better pull your weight

I'm assigning you to cleaning the deck and keeping track of our rum barrels

[soft garnet]

so im better

[marble mantle]

taylor do you even know what I look like

[shrewd egret]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2000829159355142199

sylvie (@moongleamdream)

Quoting Star Rail Universe (@StarRailVerse1)
︀
You're locked in the same room with The Dahlia, Black Swan and Acheron.
︀︀
︀︀What would you do?
︀︀
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[wispy walrus]

????

how would I

[marble mantle]

magic

[wispy walrus]

I have the feeling you like absurdly beautiful or insanely ugly

no inbetween

[marble mantle]

I'm in between

[wispy walrus]

ok

[shrewd egret]

sir yessir

[wispy walrus]

send if you wat im curious

but I'm not sending anything back

[marble mantle]

no

[wispy walrus]

btich

[marble mantle]

most I'll send is a handpic in the cat picture

[wispy walrus]

you get 5 dabloons per hour

[shrewd egret]

i'm questioning why steam gave me the lgbtq+ tag as a top recommended i don't think i've played anything significantly gay as of late

[marble mantle]

you literally the angel devil

hottest anime male in history

[shrewd egret]

you make a fair point

[mild agate]

how does steam know 🤔

[marble mantle]

gabe knows everything

[shrewd egret]

right steam thanks for reminding me i still need to play this

[wispy walrus]

ah

hah

hhahha

[shrewd egret]

most of the tag is porn man what the hell

[wispy walrus]

hHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

OF COURSE

IT'S LGBTQ

THAT GAME

[shrewd egret]

what

[wispy walrus]

FUCK

[shrewd egret]

the main character is non-binary yea

[soft garnet]

fire

[marble mantle]

did you see the femboy aim trainer

[wispy walrus]

@weary monolith yo do you know the modern skip font

[shrewd egret]

yes

[marble mantle]

shit's just porn but you're shooting at it

[wispy walrus]

Im making a draft in google docs and idk if its verdana or robotoro

[shrewd egret]

ai porn iirc

[marble mantle]

ew

even worse

[shrewd egret]

i'm still confused what you're laughing at like

[wispy walrus]

forbidden ball nowledge

[shrewd egret]

???

[lone crane]

what

[wispy walrus]

what if instead of redtape is was red dih

[boreal kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453490463913939147/1501560439522463805/image0.gif

[coarse falcon]

Damn Taylor

[wispy walrus]

why is it saturated

[lone crane]

taylor...

[shrewd egret]

hdr probably

[marble mantle]

can someone send me all the screenshots of me out of context

[wispy walrus]

yo dude

[coarse falcon]

How dare Taylor swift say something like that

[marble mantle]

I know someone had a catalogue

[wispy walrus]

that's my favorite tarkov gun

[shrewd egret]

but yeah steam reminding me i need to get my ass on in stars and time already

after my fifth replay of all the resident evil games maybe

[boreal kettle]

looks funnier

like that one sneaky55 gif…

[wispy walrus]

MEKHANE DREW FORTH HER TOUCH AND RAISED THEM. BUMARO'S LAME LEG REPLACED BY A GREAVE, HEDARA'S SIGHT RESTORED AND ALL GIVEN THE FORM OF THE ANGELS. GRATEFUL, THEY SOUGHT TO RAISE THEIR NEW GOD FROM HER TOMB, AND THEY FAILED.

[shrewd egret]

ok

[wispy walrus]

bladder

[shrewd egret]

don't piss yourself

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebite-ragebina-columbina-poke-sandrone-gif-5903282163631198566

oh my godd bruh

[shrewd egret]

so called homophobic men when they see yuri

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle

jds

jkas

ofdjihnhfhuidjnkdsnfin

what work do you have to do

th eone you were complaining about

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928501852438640/attachment.gif

[shrewd egret]

what does this have to do with anything

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-low-quality-gif-5244544082827978091

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[marble mantle]

a powerpoint presentation

[wispy walrus]

ok how about this

[soft garnet]

so like why choose the brother cracker

[mild agate]

it’s what homophic men react like

[wispy walrus]

I gotmath homework together

[marble mantle]

for biology

[mild agate]

when they see yuri

[wispy walrus]

let's lock in together

how about that

midori

[marble mantle]

as I have had biology class for the last eight weeks

[marble mantle]

I didn't get the credits in high school

sure

we can dually lock in

[wispy walrus]

ok

start in

3

2

1

GO GO GO

sTOP TYPING

GO AND WORK

NOWWWWW!!!!

[marble mantle]

can you help me find research papers on the effect of tertiary consumers on the consumption of autotrophic biomass by primary consumers in desert and arid ecosystems

[shrewd egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/256926147827335170/1381044420027219978/siffrinicecream.gif

[marble mantle]

please

:3

[mild agate]

cooperative locking

[coarse falcon]

Remember this

[wispy walrus]

buddy

[boreal kettle]

inspirational 🙏

[wispy walrus]

it's lock in time come on

work on the thing

dont type

just work

[marble mantle]

I literally am working

[mild agate]

self meme 👎

[wispy walrus]

ok

good

keep going

[coarse falcon]

I didnt make this image

[marble mantle]

how about you work on your math

[wispy walrus]

I am

[mild agate]

but you’re posting it

[wispy walrus]

but I was checking to see if you were focused

[shrewd egret]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-minecraft-dantdm-gif-4196831249047816397

[marble mantle]

ok

good

[mild agate]

the rules are clear

[wispy walrus]

which I know you are now so let's get back to it

[marble mantle]

ok

if I beat you I win

because I'm almost done

only eight more slides to go

and I've already done 20

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874132916177874954/1300605232794828850/image0-2.gif

[shrewd egret]

kids LOVE telling you their age it's like a badge of honor to them

incredible really

[boreal kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889060135740272640/1108996480326451220/togif.gif

[soft garnet]

yea

[mild agate]

I always lied about my age

I added like 2-3 years in

[shrewd egret]

i am 20 AND A HALF!!!

[lone crane]

i just never mentioned my age until i was old enough to not need to anymore

[charred island]

unc

[marble mantle]

the funny part

is the moment a kid turns 18 they start saying they're officually unc status

[lilac sandal]

can't that get you banned if someone reports you even if you are joking

[marble mantle]

like mate you've got 80 more years left

[mild agate]

I can’t be older than you, dude

come on

[soft garnet]

dude got sniped

[mild agate]

not this drama again

[marble mantle]

your childhood is like 1/10 of your life

[shrewd egret]

dude i want you shot dead

[shrewd egret]

wym

[charred island]

i wish

[foggy summit]

I'm 49 lil bro

[soft garnet]

unc

[lone crane]

unc is a weird term to mean old to me because people can just have siblings older than them

[mild agate]

I’m also 20, but my birthday is in july

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle buddy

[marble mantle]

the ones lying about their age say their age the most funnily enough

[wispy walrus]

why are you typing

work on the project

[marble mantle]

FINE

[shrewd egret]

just cause y'all are 14 doesn't mean you get to hate on me for being too old !!!

[marble mantle]

SOR-EE TAYLOR

[wispy walrus]

come on we are mutually locking in

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/roshidere-baka-tokidoki-bosotto-russia-go-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-alya-alya-san-gif-17552843496256023189

[wispy walrus]

don't let me down bro

keep going

[marble mantle]

let up bro

I want to procrastinate

[lone crane]

i know someone who has nephews and one of them is almost her age lmao

[shrewd egret]

mfers speaking like a married couple

[wispy walrus]

no dude

we gotta get our work done

let's go

don't let me down

we're doing it together

[soft garnet]

dont get your work done

stay on discord

[harsh tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1482114954793455726/togif.gif

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[paper lake]

Its possible to have an uncle younger than you

[charred island]

[paper lake]

Technically Im an uncle once removed

[wispy walrus]

its possible to become your own grandpa

[lone crane]

yeah

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/roshidere-anime-kick-alya-alisa-kujou-gif-6681885485226305398

[paper lake]

But my “Nephew” is like 30

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-slap-invincible-gif-1963735205301681037

[fallen egret]

so, aparently, i cant join any official server (as far as im aware) cuz the game says im using vpn or shit like that, when im just brazilian

[lone crane]

feels like another trend towards making common phrases and slang just dumber and dumber idk

[paper lake]

The backhand slap is really funny

[lilac sandal]

was that

[paper lake]

In the error message, it should have a link to a website where you can request a whitelist

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/taiga-aisaka-starling-bg-waifu-ryuuji-takasu-kick-anime-calcium-chloride-kick-gif-19132197

[paper lake]

Send a screenshot of the error in #media-posts and ping me if you need more help

[lilac sandal]

goodman being a good man

like always

[charred island]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-dragon-ball-59--k01KRHVCBC0SNDE0WHXDW6PA5ZF

[mild agate]

goodman you gotta stop working, man

this is scp discussion

you gotta stay off topic

[lilac sandal]

people probably talk more about scp in general lol

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smash-lesbian-punch-wall-gif-4790446

[mild agate]

how is she that strong

what’s the plot

[weary monolith]

no

[wispy walrus]

least intense depiction of a minor inconvenience in an sol anime:

[lone crane]

it's called girlbossing

[weary monolith]

why did she do that

it's mean

[wispy walrus]

mekhane balls or sarkic dih

[shrewd egret]

door locked

[marble mantle]

taylor

[shrewd egret]

needed alternative way in

[marble mantle]

lock in

stop talking

[lone crane]

the former

[wispy walrus]

shit you're right

I thought u were lurking too

[lone crane]

i dont want any of that sarkic shit

[wispy walrus]

ok

let's go back to work

[shrewd egret]

taylor and maru are addicted to one another

go work

[charred island]

[mild agate]

it’s getting weird.

[lone crane]

when does level 50 hit i dont want the skeleton emoji anymore

[shrewd egret]

what do the other scp emoji roles come from anyway

the ones that you can't just select in #utility-roles

[soft garnet]

you will never know

[mild agate]

what, like marshmallow man and skeleton?

[soft garnet]

gatekeep ts

[mild agate]

they come around during the events

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-low-quality-gif-5244544082827978091

[mild agate]

ah welp

[soft garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1503928975691616276/attachment.gif

[mild agate]

you said too late.

actually marshmallow man is one you can select outside of the event

idk why

[weary crag]

you have to wait

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1496320240932622336/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[mild agate]

an interesting caption

[soft garnet]

tf mark doing bro

[tough fern]

something cool coming up soon

[muted furnace]

god reached interger limit so it wrapped back around

[onyx trellis]

@charred island w beefs

[mild agate]

vagueposting

[charred island]

huh

???

[tough fern]

(SCP proposal I'm about to post)

[onyx trellis]

you* might be getting street rep after that

[tough fern]

been sitting on it for a while

[mild agate]

vagueposting

[onyx trellis]

this is what nw staff should b doing with their time

[charred island]

what is bro talking about

[onyx trellis]

u set a great example

stood on business

[charred island]

????

[marble mantle]

@wispy walrus I'm almost finished

better hurry up

[onyx trellis]

me personally i wouldnt have taken that lightly tho

[polar locust]

xDXDXDXDXDXD

[onyx trellis]

he rlly said who are you

[lone crane]

why is it markiplier

why is he there

[shrewd egret]

@charred island the crystal?

[lone crane]

why is he mark

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-bubble-text-gif-27609101

[shrewd egret]

We put in crystal?

[charred island]

yes

[mild agate]

how many minutes

[shrewd egret]

just one minute though it'll feel like a week

[onyx trellis]

this the typa shi i get dmed over that's how boring that server is

[mild agate]

that’s fine.

[charred island]

lowkey i just said it just to say it

[mild agate]

I wish there was an SCP that was this crystal

[charred island]

i don't even play KPG anymore lol

[mild agate]

and had these mechanics

[onyx trellis]

u gotta stand on business son

[mild agate]

so I could do it in SL

[onyx trellis]

ask them what happened to their head admin

why did he get removed

LOL

[shrewd egret]

superior alternative to getting banned

[wispy walrus]

damn

[shrewd egret]

anyway i am bored as fuck i am going to go overdose on caffeine

excited for subnautica 2 tomorrow

[wispy walrus]

I'm like about halfway

ok im going back

[charred island]

When RE2 stream or something

[weary crag]

banned

[tough fern]

text wall apologies

[weary crag]

for wall of text

[shrewd egret]

Already streamed to other mfers now I don't feel like it

In the sewers aka worst section

[onyx trellis]

035 never getting added to the game buddy

idk how many iterations of wall talking this is gonna take

[tough fern]

I don't caaaaaaare

[charred island]

I was not online or was at school :(

[gilded token]

035 could very well be added to SL

[shrewd egret]

Beating you with paw

[jagged radish]

I told you man

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-super-saiyan-fight-punch-dragon-ball-super-gif-13456601

[tough fern]

I made this proposal for fun and with the purpose to be entirely different

[muted furnace]

I fucking hate orchestra

[jagged radish]

No. No fun allowed.

[muted furnace]

Worst class I took this year

10/10 would NOT recommend

Unless you are asian then maybe

(I have pass)

[tough fern]

I don't caaaaaare I'm allowed to write proposals

[weary crag]

@umbral carbon

[mild agate]

so you don’t care if I put a big red X emoji in your suggestion

[harsh tiger]

dude every time it still gets me

[tough fern]

I do actually

Please don’t

[shrewd egret]

monkeys after being informed they will be receiving extra banana today:

[weary crag]

dude I swear 939 became the scariest scp with the stinger

genuinly

like she was already scary af with her pounce before

but now she is scarier

[muted furnace]

make buckshot real in scp SL

[mild agate]

alright man since you asked so nicely

[muted furnace]

rouleete

roulette

[weary crane]

nw cooked with 939

probably best scp rework

[weary crag]

debatable

[muted furnace]

Nah, it was basically only a model change honestly

Same attack just nerfed

being able to talk to humans would be much better

Best rework was the uhh, whatchimacallit, the ----------....000--- Uhhh the 106

[mild agate]

actually onionman since you’re vaguepost king, answer me something

[weary crane]

2103

[mild agate]

will 953 be capable of getting this “visceral” reaction out of people like 939 can with Lunge?

[weary crag]

I hope so

I mean if skeley can also do that

well maybe not as much as 939 but

does like surprise people I don't doubt 953 "coming out of her disguise" wouldn't be the same

[mild agate]

I’m thinking on the level of 939 yeah

[weary crag]

I don't think level of 939

but hopefully better than 3114

[weary crane]

"visceral reaction" -->

[mild agate]

no, dude.

[weary crane]

i hope its not as lazy as 3114 who just poofs out of a skin

its got some jumpscare materical, and silly, but shouldn't be as lazy for 953

[weary crane]

yea, sorry

[prime fossil]

sometimes I think that the 939 stinger interferes with the pounce sfx a bit too much

[shrewd egret]

@marble mantle you wanted to be pung

[weary crag]

yeah

my hope is

better than 953

*3114

[mild agate]

they’re still locked in

[weary crag]

but I doubt it will be better than 939

[mild agate]

maru and taylor

[blazing blade]

I guess it depends on if her shapeshifting is like a magic A to B or if it'll be disgustingly organic

[weary crag]

I feel like both?

maybe it's like 70 magic 30 organic

[sick sapphire]

The shapeshifter from The Boys season 4 where she just rips her skin off

More bloody and less poof than 3114

[blazing blade]

When I say magic I'm imaging something like plastic man and when I say organic I'm imaging like a grotesque werewolf transformation sequence with flesh breaking and bones shifting

[wispy walrus]

@umbral carbon expand with binomial theorem son or cramer's rule on 3x3 system of linear equations daughter?

[somber skiff]

Truly I hope something thats atleast touched in the next big patch is the netcode, shit is horrendous

[wispy walrus]

why aren't you a sigma alpha furry wolf dude anymore

oh wait you still are

nvm

[sick sapphire]

Someone asked to make this my pfp

Had someone throw a fit because I told them to krill themselves when they used 1576

Like thats the funny item to tell people to jump off

Ghosts of Site-02 telling you that youre the last one

[paper lake]

I love how canonically, 1576 turns your brain into soup and you lose mental capacity over time
Glad to know its still lore accurate in SL

[wispy walrus]

1576 author should rewrite 1576

as a thing that tells you to fry your krill

or take the sewer slide

or go on a vacation to belize

or take a long walk off a short pier

or lift with your back

or take a plan D

or do an ornament impression

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-walter-white-heisenberg-belize-gif-9643179270076573256

HANK IS FAMILY 🗣️

[sick sapphire]

1576-J

[shadow crag]

i guess bro

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1502450362525814824/speechmemified_pasteimage.gif

[prime fossil]

bringing your spawnwave to nuke room to lure scps, realizing they're not coming down, and the timer reaches 10s

[sick sapphire]

Who is bro

[sick sapphire]

Im gonna be real with you

[shadow crag]

Hello bro

[sick sapphire]

The nuke timer not resetting after a certain amount of time is possibly the most outdated, poorly designed mechanic in-game

[prime fossil]

I like it

[sick sapphire]

Once it reaches 30 seconds

[prime fossil]

SCP teams that fail to properly stop it early are punished

[sick sapphire]

Youre bound to camp down there until deadman's

[prime fossil]

also allows the round to push forward

[sick sapphire]

This is entirely dependant on the map rng

Sometimes nuke is right next to a checkpoint

Other times its just tucked so far into the back of HCZ

[foggy summit]

Lowk

[prime fossil]

if you know nuke is gonna be a problem, do something about it ig

[sick sapphire]

I just think it should reset like with generators for 079

[foggy summit]

Nuke should be blocked by the entrance lockdown

[sick sapphire]

Yeah just camp the nuke until deadman's peak performance

[foggy summit]

Mfw placing the nuke at the far end of HCZ

[sick sapphire]

Next update they should just make 079 gens not reset their time

SCPs should get properly punished for not turning them off earlier

[prime fossil]

generators are clearly a different thing though

they don't progress the round in the same way as nuke

also it rewards SCPs who are capable of tanking, or are willing to tank whomever is there

[sick sapphire]

You get nuke access for doing that

I just think once it reaches 30 seconds theres not much else to do besides camp it so one cheeky dude doesnt just go to turn it on while a spawnwave waits

[harsh tiger]

NUKE QUAD KILL

[sick sapphire]

How does that happen

Lmfao

[harsh tiger]

not even nuke that was DMS

[prime fossil]

with 079???

[harsh tiger]

yes

[prime fossil]

what were they doing

whole team of new players?

[harsh tiger]

there were 15 humans still alive

[prime fossil]

not after the nuke that's for sure

[harsh tiger]

when dms activated

cause the scps

werent doing their job and just camping

they were literally going up the gate a elevator right before it detonated

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-friend-inside-me-grayscale-laughing-woody-gif-11146810727719575433

[sick sapphire]

I was hoping you'd say they got cask of amontiallo'd

Its a rare bug that can happen with DMS

And requires precisely 9 seconds left on a manual nuke

The elevator blast doors get closed while Deadman's is going off making them unable to leave

[sick sapphire]

The custom GOC win condition (impossible)

[prime fossil]

I once got on SCPSL and the nuke went off and then DMS

it's interesting to say the least

[sick sapphire]

The DMS theme bugs out mid manual nuke yeah

[prime fossil]

I hear "booooooooom- site recovery failed."

yeah who would've guessed

what site?

[past field]

General question what was the worst scp team you have been apart of in recent memory?

[sick sapphire]

Probably 079 game yesterday for me

939 rushes into the spawnwave

[prime fossil]

079 gameplay is so annoying when you realize you have no real control over your last line of defense

[sick sapphire]

173 doesnt speak through a mic but uses text to speech

[mild agate]

how long did it take per message

[sick sapphire]

173 was the last one with me but when all the MTF group together for your gens its nearly impossible

[marble mantle]

oh shit

[sick sapphire]

They only used one sentence to tell me to open up intercom

[marble mantle]

I missed the deadline by like an hour xd

[mild agate]

awesome

[past field]

I think once surface zone overall hall is done 079 should be able survive nuke at tier 5.

[prime fossil]

such a shame that no speech-to-text-to-speech model exists for people to use, could help those who have a fear of using their mic

[marble mantle]

@wispy walrus I locked in

I completed the entire presentation in one day and I'm going to fucking kill myself now

[prime fossil]

if this happened, I think their gens should move up to surface with greatly reduced times

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[prime fossil]

or just have an access point to instantly disable them

[wispy walrus]

yay

I'm proud of you midori

[marble mantle]

no

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-fox-girl--k01KRJ09A0VHJNBFGG1VE2BDJT2

[prime fossil]

079 on surface would be really annoying, and should still be punished for allowing nuke to go off

[marble mantle]

you don't get to be proud until you finish the math homework

[mild agate]

omg get a ROOOOOOM

[sick sapphire]

Oh no he can turn off the lights

[wispy walrus]

damn

alright, sure

I got a question and a half left

[prime fossil]

on surface this is really bad with 173

[wispy walrus]

I'm still proud though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[marble mantle]

yeah

now please excuse me

[prime fossil]

unlike small rooms, surface's giant room makes lights much more effective

[marble mantle]

I'm going to go weep in isolation now

[past field]

Take a shot of water every time someone says something weird about 953 once mega patch three is public.

[prime fossil]

I'd die of overhydradration

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[sick sapphire]

The nefarious flashlight

[weary monolith]

HAHAHAHA DUDE THOSE SCP PLAYERS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/aw-man-sad-family-guy-gif-2009655089968838499

[prime fossil]

the lower range of the flashlight still lets 173 go far

[sick sapphire]

Its 173 on surface

[mild agate]

that’s the wrong scene

[sick sapphire]

Hes possibly the worst one to be up there

[weary monolith]

fake familyheads in the big 26

[mild agate]

can’t stand em.

[sick sapphire]

See the thing is, the flashlight range doesnt matter

[soft garnet]

with the surface rework will 079 be able to do shit on surface and will he not die to nuke

[sick sapphire]

It may look like it only goes up to 10ft

[past field]

The greatest feature know to man. The mute feature.)

[prime fossil]

173 players when they realize they can press shift and teleport extremely fast

[soft garnet]

breakneck speeds + shitting on the floor

[sick sapphire]

The amount of times they do this and try to kill with breakneck

[prime fossil]

I actually don't know what you're arguing for around 079 rn

[sick sapphire]

He probably wont have that tier 5 survivability until the surface rework

Because as of now theres no reason for him to be up there post nuke

[soft garnet]

i jus want my favorite scp to not be forced to get killed 😭

[sick sapphire]

He just spams blackouts and thats it

[past field]

They were able to do this back in the day.

[soft garnet]

yeah i remember

thankfully i was never a victim

but the videos of that were terrifying

[prime fossil]

as I've said, 079 should be

1. killable on surface
2. punished for letting nuke go off

[past field]

Lucky you.(

[jagged radish]

I deadass never seen you say something like this 💀

[soft garnet]

079 should be super buffed and @polar locust

[jagged radish]

That was some hatred only found within you that leaked

[weary monolith]

dw I'm just quoting family guy

I've become a grouchy old man as of late though

Probably stress from work w a lack of sleep

[sick sapphire]

Well he'll end up dying once his teammates are dead

[jagged radish]

Bro is trying to school me on Family Guy when I have the 150th episode anniversary poster hanging on my wall

[soft garnet]

i would become grumpy too if i had to work for northwood

[prime fossil]

I feel like it has some meaning behind it like shakespeare writing about a lavish meal

[sick sapphire]

Also deadman's switch just kills him automatically

079 is the one scp who always dies to Deadman's

[soft garnet]

legit

played perfect 079

[sick sapphire]

Because you played so well you die?

[soft garnet]

tier 5

chilling

DEADMANS SWITCH

[sick sapphire]

Yeah great game design

[prime fossil]

then let tier 5 079 survive DMS, but still be killable on surface

[jagged radish]

Buff 079

[soft garnet]

yess

[prime fossil]

taking away 079's requirement to defend himself makes him just a spectator on the SCP team

[sick sapphire]

Adding gens to surface just to kill him seems so tedious when the SCPs are up there in an open space

[soft garnet]

buff 079 and @polar locust

[prime fossil]

079 not being able to defend himself at all is still crazy but that's a second issue

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1503929675783868496/attachment.gif?ex=6a05cbe8&is=6a047a68&hm=3168b82a66fc134c5b33c963a8a2e48fdd53b69ada1e473b72604996b67ceb1e&

[short kernel]

He should be super buff

[jagged radish]

Idk why we ain’t buffing 079 and nerfing 049 can you fucking lock in Slopwood Jesus Christ

What do they even do?

[short kernel]

What is going on in their secret lab?

[lone crane]

fuck 079 lmfao

[prime fossil]

nerfing 049???

[weary monolith]

what

[sick sapphire]

049 making 10 zombies because his teammates did all the killing (peak design)

[short kernel]

Is the rumor true

[soft garnet]

woah woah woah

buff 049

[weary monolith]

yes and they deserved it

[marble mantle]

is this real

[short kernel]

what

[soft garnet]

i think that 049 should revive faster somehow

[prime fossil]

I can trust you to speak intelligently, but this opinion is wrong

[jagged radish]

Game design is so easy bro

[prime fossil]

true statement?

[soft garnet]

maybe if he directly kills someone its faster?

[short kernel]

Watch a game dev appear

[weary monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-alert-coal-alarm-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6119657556798641454

[sick sapphire]

WHERE IS 🧅-MAN?!

[soft garnet]

when we getting anti zombie suicide measures

[past field]

What was everyone thoughts at the time of the first site 17 teaser?

[prime fossil]

079 neutral role's main issue is that it would require a supercomputer and 3 years of constant computation to find out how to make neutral 079 fun to play with and against

[weary monolith]

chinese factory suicide nets in every bottomless pit

[short kernel]

Zombie suicide hotlines

[lone crane]

i just want the door breaching grenades from pears 5 and i'd be happy

[short kernel]

Where spectators can help zombies or yk

Convince them

[lone crane]

trampolines

[soft garnet]

if a zombie kills itself a spectator should replace it

actually

[prime fossil]

when zombies jump off a gap, the balloon zombie lifts them back up

[soft garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-choso-peak-ts-so-peak-gif-14770964051952911840

[short kernel]

Should be a setting

[sick sapphire]

079 mains fuming rn

[lone crane]

i respect 079 mains i just dislike the role itself

[jagged radish]

Add the balloon from natural disaster survival into SL

[short kernel]

The five 079 mains

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle ok I finished the math homework

[soft garnet]

w math ❤️

[prime fossil]

being an 079 main is "fun" but you're a much less "active" role than your SCP counterparts
genuinely a lack of gameplay

[short kernel]

Add steve jobs

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-w-speed-picks-up-water-water-gif-12370810981115268150

[soft garnet]

i think you might just not be doing enough

[prime fossil]

being 079 feels more like being an SCP buff than being an SCP

[lone crane]

hmmm yess.. best counterplay is either a fucking grenade or a very limited scp item

[soft garnet]

no offense

[jagged radish]

Buff 079

[short kernel]

Just need good communication and good calls

[soft garnet]

when i play 079 i feel like i rarely get a chance to breathe

stall spawn waves

[prime fossil]

no 079 is a strong role, it just lacks the interesting abilities and gameplay of SCPs

[soft garnet]

find humans

lock doors

[short kernel]

One fucking mistake and your idiot teammates are fuming

[soft garnet]

add more direct ways to kill people as 079

[sick sapphire]

The amount of door breachers that spawned into a round made lockdowns impossible to use lmao

[soft garnet]

please northwood we need this

[lone crane]

i dont play 079 anymore cause it stresses me out too much

[prime fossil]

which would probably come with some debuffs in more support abilities but I'm fine with that

[soft garnet]

079 is fun until i get bum teamates that would rather die than use teamwork

[prime fossil]

being able to actively attack people is more entertaining than being passive support

[sick sapphire]

Its league and marvel rivals all over again

[lone crane]

too much pressure to play well

[jagged radish]

Then you ask once for them to turn off 3 active gens and they soy out and say you are complaining

[lone crane]

same happens with 096 but to a lesser degree

[prime fossil]

173 thinking he can tank the full chaos spawnwave after I yell at him that it's not possible

[soft garnet]

096 pisses me off

i have it the lowest in settings

i would rather die than play 096

[prime fossil]

096 players lowkey never communicate and then wonder why they deenraged in a crowd of chaos

[short kernel]

Sorry budster can't open the armory doors yet you trapped yourself in I need to turn off 3 damm generatora my team won't turn off because they're all in god knows where

[soft garnet]

i'd rather play 106 before all those changes than 096

[jagged radish]

Me too, 096 is just not fun to play at all

[lone crane]

i've had a lot more fun as 096 whenever i actually stuck with my teammates and not gotten caught by myself

[soft garnet]

oh yeah bro the enemy just looks down and you cant do shit

[prime fossil]

when you're 079 and your teammates ignore your pings and wonder why your gens are going off

[soft garnet]

or you get molested at the start of the round by a pack of guards

[jagged radish]

I hate being 096 because teams always put way too much emphasis on you and I don’t really feel like having allat pressure

[soft garnet]

096 is the worst anti door scp

[prime fossil]

I'm not pressing e to annoy you I press e to help you visualize what I need you to know

[short kernel]

Had to made 079 my least favorite role after they deadass say "Bro 079 talk more" And when I did they keep saying my voice sound like a chipmunk and can't understand me

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/chimpers-chimpi-chimp-cute-kawaii-gif-9114171193698124147

[soft garnet]

funniest tip for playing 079

reverse psychology

lock the wrong doors

so they go the wrong way

i do ts to spawn waves alla time

[sick sapphire]

The 173 and 106 player in my game yesterday were so annoyed cause I managed to get 096 alone in entrance zone as a guard with micro

[short kernel]

Genius

[sick sapphire]

The 096 player was a mute

[jagged radish]

For the 079s who open micro or LCZ armory you are fun idc if that’s “team sabotage”

Just lock in more