scp-discussion

[amber bone]

this game is genuinely just significantly worse to play than pears 5

[prime fossil]

I hop into normal sl and it feels like hell

[amber bone]

in every way

[prime fossil]

every round feels like torture

like spawning in is torturous no matter the role

[umbral carbon]

there's even a cool clip archive in zircon discord!!!

[amber bone]

i tried to sneak and I feel like the family guy son video guy

[umbral carbon]

granted it hasn't been updated since christmas since the admin-in-charge of that got the Old

[unkempt bolt]

I wish I had the mental compacity to play pears 5 for more then 5 hours

I prolly missed out

[umbral carbon]

I cleared my entire weekend

had to get my money's worth

speaking of, I need to cancel

[unkempt bolt]

Do you not enjoy being a patreon 🥺

[prime fossil]

paytreon

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360010743944056932/1499112580743036948/togif.gif

[unkempt bolt]

Nah I did deadass dip early so I could play pears 5

[prime fossil]

hubert knows

[unkempt bolt]

Ok I got an idea on pears 6

Who wants to hear it

[umbral carbon]

not $10 worth

I told you all, I quit my job recently and am trying to find a new one

[unkempt bolt]

Work at Northwood

[umbral carbon]

I

I would like to find a job that pays

I also wouldn't want to work at NW unless something like a wiki position opened up

which it won't, because terran exists

[unkempt bolt]

All the cool kids r prolly in the northwood staff server

And we r all chuds

[umbral carbon]

I mean if I wanted to yell at onionman I'd do it here

this is why I avoid modded

[amber bone]

yeah this game actually fucking sucks

like with no joke

no comedy attached

zero fun

3 matches and all of them I was stone faced there was not a single smile to be cracked

[unkempt bolt]

Ya we r going to boycott sl until they drop pears 5

[umbral carbon]

zircon...

[unkempt bolt]

No humor no good game

Nothing

Sl is nothing

[amber bone]

get me on when it's not giving out a death rattle

[umbral carbon]

WHEN IT'S ONLINE

caps

[unkempt bolt]

I’d play modded if every player wasn’t braindead and annoying

I got no idea how dr brights is the most popular server

Someone should leak the method

[umbral carbon]

even though it's not for me I get it

some people (particularly NA) just want to goof off after work and such

[amber bone]

dr. bright's is goyslop and the goycattle will come forth to eat from the trough

[unkempt bolt]

The 096 hater def got a billion hours through the dr brights plug ins

Dr brights isn’t even that far from vanilla anymore

It just has a lot of qol

[umbral carbon]

modded facilitates that easily

oh.

[prime fossil]

096 and 173 are the same bad but nobody believes me

[unkempt bolt]

I just don’t play dr brights cuz I don’t know anyone nor do I want to

But the plug ins r good besides like serpents hand

Which just have the scps win for free

But it’s fun to play as the serpents

Also I wish u could get rid of the dr brights watermark

It’s so small but I despise it so much

We get it bro

I will unironically pay for dr brights patreon just to get rid of the watermark

[amber bone]

"14.2 is bad, 15.0 will be bad, SL is bad, I fucking hate SL and playing it"

[unkempt bolt]

You guys know what pears 6 is

This one will save sl

[amber bone]

it will save it

[unkempt bolt]

Pears 6 will be the server queue system being added

[umbral carbon]

modded players don't fight back

it's why I don't play modded often

[unkempt bolt]

Ya

Idc what anyone says dr brights is definitely more popular then even northwood official

At least retention wise

[umbral carbon]

I feel like I'm going to run into bullet issues before I run into kill issues

[unkempt bolt]

Then in 15.0 we will get a server queue system pears 5 and surface rework

And the game will be a masterpiece

[prime fossil]

pears 6 will be the late game revamp

[celest cloak]

nice pfp (brights sweep)

[amber bone]

15.0 will make SL fun for real this time guys

[unkempt bolt]

Thanks bro

[celest cloak]

np

[amber bone]

it'll at least be probably really fun for a while

SL is actually fun when you don't know exactly what the beats the match will follow will be

when you do like now it just becomes a straight up chore to play

[umbral carbon]

balance???

[unkempt bolt]

Tbf unless late game is revamped you’ll prolly always know the beat

[umbral carbon]

I already have 4 rainbow maxe

[unkempt bolt]

Early game is also pretty random rn

Sl rn is a chore tho

[amber bone]

it's especially bad after playing PEARS 5 which is just SL if it was good

[unkempt bolt]

Loads up sl -> spams click join on favorite server for 40 minutes to the point of hurting your hand -> nobody talks besides callouts and occasional Reddit humor soundboard -> play early game die In 2 seconds -> play mid-late game and get bored cuz it’s the same shit for 20 minutes

This is sl gameplay

[amber bone]

yup

[short kernel]

Sl gameplay at 100 hour playtime mark

[unkempt bolt]

Bro imma be deadass we need to bring another server queue revolution

[amber bone]

I want variety

I want variety so badly

SL games are the same fucking thing because the loop is so overly consistent

[unkempt bolt]

Force yourself to enjoy dr brights

[digital ice]

atp i'd think the server you have as fav is the problem

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/desk-rage-keyboard-break-keyboardbreak-deskrage-prisoners2013-gif-6573754895451154633

[unkempt bolt]

It’s the only way

[unkempt bolt]

Ur right but everyone in sl nowadays r so anti social for some reason

[amber bone]

play social game

isn't social

[digital ice]

you're american right

try zircon

[unkempt bolt]

Yes but u played d boys r us

Oh my god

[digital ice]

[unkempt bolt]

White people be like: try zircon

I will fine

[digital ice]

yes i'm white

trust

[unkempt bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-drugs-medicine-blue-pill-red-pill-gif-12463860

[amber bone]

gritting my teeth so hard they might start cracking if I hear "hop on zircon" and it's variants again

[digital ice]

hop on zircon

[unkempt bolt]

Maybe it’s because there’s not rlly a community on sl anymore

[amber bone]

I miss pixel's

7 years no pixel's

[unkempt bolt]

I understand it’s community servers u should try to put yourself into such community and get involved

But everyone these days r so uninteresting who r still sticking around with sl

[amber bone]

there are no american servers with players that aren't official

[unkempt bolt]

Everyone who gave any sort of comedic value or entertainment or is at least fun to talk to r just gone and no update will fix this

[prime fossil]

sl players don't do silly stuff because the game doesn't give time for that

[unkempt bolt]

That is true

[prime fossil]

it's just competition

[unkempt bolt]

So many NA servers shut down

[amber bone]

this is true

I hate how this game feels

I hate how people talk about it

[unkempt bolt]

I guess that’s somewhat true but cmon it’s a gmod game mode in unity

[digital ice]

i can tell y'all play too much on officials

[unkempt bolt]

Ok imma be fr im becoming an old sl glazer cuz holy fuck everyone one tapping you makes the game so boring

You move and boom ur dead

I guess it’s your fault

[amber bone]

I hate hearing words that people use when describing fuckin, apex legends ranked games when talking about some SL shit

FUN! F.U.N I want it BACK

[unkempt bolt]

Also don’t give erm acktually for scps the scps rn all basically one tap still

They kill u in 2 seconds instead of 1 holy shit

[umbral carbon]

car smiling guy meme

[amber bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-is-bro-1--k01KR5KQ51AS5YGJJT06FC8QJNH

got 244 in the goat line up

[umbral carbon]

disruptor can see through 244 fog

[unkempt bolt]

Humans and scps just insta kill the lobby now and the game is total dogshit to play cuz it’s just playing the same shit

SPAWN IN WALK IN DONT COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE AND DIE

WAIT 5 MINUTES

[amber bone]

this is what I mean bro who is figuring this shit out and then using it

[digital ice]

dead ass bro, where do u play at

like

server name

[unkempt bolt]

Particle disruptor seeing through fog

[umbral carbon]

huh?

[unkempt bolt]

lol I don’t even know ig northwood official but if there’s no one I know I just insta leave

[umbral carbon]

can't a man have a good time

[unkempt bolt]

I just don’t find enjoyment in this game anymore idk

I’ll try chud zircon

[digital ice]

well just other server that's not nw officials

[umbral carbon]

also me

I found that out

[digital ice]

try other than that

[umbral carbon]

don't tell NW because it's a feature

not a bug

[amber bone]

they are all DEAD

[unkempt bolt]

There’s no na vanilla servers bro

Every na vanilla owner is just a pedophile

And then the server dies

[amber bone]

zircon is the only one alive and I tried to play it and it was in the middle of getting an invasive colonoscopy

[unkempt bolt]

Uhhh zircon uhh northwood official try the modded servers

[prime fossil]

NORTHWOOD

is north american vanilla

[unkempt bolt]

Dr brights community I just can’t enjoy

[digital ice]

nw officials are not even american servers

[unkempt bolt]

It’s not my people

Ermmm Canada

[digital ice]

is that cool or uncool

[unkempt bolt]

I still get like 50-70 ping despite being in Florida so I count it as such anyway I’m talking about servers with language barriers or just unplayable ping e

[amber bone]

it was getting DDOS'd so I wouldn't say cool

[unkempt bolt]

With how this game works I can’t play on 100+ ping without getting buttfucked

[digital ice]

oh some fucker keeps ddosing zircon

lately

it wasn't like this a month ago

[umbral carbon]

I fucked this one up big time

whoopsies

and then I lived a long and happy life

[orchid jewel]

100-180 is fun cause u can backtrack people

and kill them thru walls

[unkempt bolt]

Ur right

[umbral carbon]

150 ping vs. 150-200 ping is so peak

[unkempt bolt]

Ur actually too right

[digital ice]

it's just how it looks when you're laggy, doesn't look this way on the other end

[umbral carbon]

had the lads on doing DM and we were shooting each other past walls, and we were doing shitty strafing and even jumping around

[orchid jewel]

nah it does i know about it cuz i played on that ping and u can literally hit people without hitting them

its actually insane

[digital ice]

you're prob just lagging

have you seen the other end?

[orchid jewel]

yea

[digital ice]

and they have good ping?

[orchid jewel]

also if u add angling to that it becomes crazy

[orchid jewel]

yea

[digital ice]

or same as yours

[orchid jewel]

friend hosted a server so he was on 0 and i was on 170

i could shoot his past positioning and still get free hitmarkers

[digital ice]

honestly it isn't that deep, it's just your actions delayed

oh

170

ok i thought you meant around 100

if you're bordering 200 you'll get advantages for sure

even in minecraft, you are able to trade hits without getting combo'd

when you play at 170-200

[unkempt bolt]

Sl handles ping so terribly u can prolly just do whatever on 200 ping

I assume

[digital ice]

all games do

unless you're CS

lol

[unkempt bolt]

Sl even worse

Sl just tps u if ur ping to high

It’s really weird how it handles it

[digital ice]

CS is the only game i've seen trying to handle lower ping vs high ping

[digital ice]

yeah, even your click inputs can get affected by your ping

[unkempt bolt]

I think valve server pings work by just

Prioritizing the server but not affecting your character??

I don’t know how to describe it

[gaunt pollen]

i think he MIGHT be angry

[unkempt bolt]

But if ur playing tf2 dodgeball the difference is just you have to air blast 200 milliseconds earlier

That’s all

[umbral carbon]

modded players fall for it

[digital ice]

i once fought a 200 ms user in minecraft pvp

mf never gets combo'd

like at all

cus his knockback is nonexistent for a second

[unkempt bolt]

I know Minecraft handles ping like total shit

Playing on ping just is an straight advantage

[digital ice]

and i'm saying this as a 100 ms user

even around that ping, 200 ms users are totally cracked

[umbral carbon]

WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN

[unkempt bolt]

Also I wanna involve myself in a community in sl and make friends through such I do that with every game built around community browsers that’s just what you do but there’s just no servers anymore really all them are pretty much shut down if you don’t live in eu what’s left?? Zircon dr brights chaos theory and northwood official and except for zircon those community’s are essentially randomly generated

Also no offense I don’t like taking server suggestions here but I played d boys r us with you so ur prolly in the right zircon is the secret messiah of sl @digital ice

That’s my problem

It’s really hard to find a community to stick with if everyone just flocks to 2 servers essentially

Due to one being considered the official server to way and the other basically holding a monopoly by hosting 3 trillion servers

[gaunt pollen]

your not a marauder your like some bum

[unkempt bolt]

(Dr brights)

[unkempt bolt]

I say no offense cuz this server would basically get everyone to play lurkbois and the pentagon as this next big thing

Then leave the server whenever they got bored and boom server population dead

Lurkbois was cuz the owners and mods were weird af tho

[amber bone]

yeah

[digital ice]

i started playing on lurkbois since 2024, then in 2025 i moved to pentagon for a few weeks then found zircon thanks to some ppl recommending it here (case, inky)
ever since then i've been enjoying SL again, so it's my honest suggestion when i say try zircon

even if it's getting ddos'd recently, it's pretty active around 5-9 PM EST

[unkempt bolt]

Ya but I just don’t like how whenever slcord flocks to a server it’s usually just slcord members

And once the northwood whoever r gone the server just dies

But I don’t know so many servers come and go I don’t know how much sl servers cost

I’d really like to know

[umbral carbon]

zirc I think like 8 years old

[unkempt bolt]

Ya I remember seeing it a long time ago

Zircons not rlly A new server

[hollow cloak]

late night NWOS CA 1 is pretty consistent

[umbral carbon]

people there are pretty chill

I am not affiliated with zirc btw I just really like it

[hollow cloak]

it's pretty fun and can be quite competitive (aka people having brains)

[unkempt bolt]

Ya lol I assume ur not a marketing employee to advertise zircon

[unkempt bolt]

Yuh northwood official has always been hit or miss for me

[digital ice]

loler what you're looking is a balance between social and competitiveness, is that right?

[unkempt bolt]

Playing late night might be the move tho

[umbral carbon]

I'm sure when the regs get on it's good

[amber bone]

I don't really want competitive I just wanna have fun and fuck around

[unkempt bolt]

Idgaf about competitiveness

[digital ice]

oh well

[hollow cloak]

I mean it can happen

just needs some trigger

[digital ice]

still i'd keep suggesting zircon, cus it's not like all rounds are sweating

[prime fossil]

best part of PEARS 5 was how it made early game a time to chill
you don't need to speedrun, the SCPs might not even go to you

[unkempt bolt]

If people tryhard idc if people r noobs idc the only problem is just this games mostly just knowledge over skill tho so people do get mad for me just playing the game well

[amber bone]

I don't give a SHIT about competitiveness

[umbral carbon]

the people at zirc aren't comp but they do have basic game sense

[languid turret]

bro I hate early game we have I deadass can go to Light with O5 in like 20 seconds

get everthing

then repeat

[unkempt bolt]

I was in. A private SCP sl server and one guy who knew how to play the game would just speedrun micro and kill the scps cuz everyone else had under 10 hours

So they just stopped hosting it cuz of one person

[digital ice]

like crimson said, it's just natural, but so is socializing around
i think zircon fits for both desires

[unkempt bolt]

Ya

[deft cargo]

Sounds normal to me

[unkempt bolt]

They deadass had to enforce him picking up micro and then banned him for playing which was rlly funny and dumb

Banned for playing too well

[deft cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1424471985718689834/attachment.gif

[unkempt bolt]

I played like one time tho in said server

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426402603453124660/1499329962929422356/togif.gif

(I can assure you that the callouts shit does not happen)

[half dragon]

Do you think Anderson Robotics and the Church of the Broken God members are making out sloppy style outside Site-19

[deft cargo]

What

[unkempt bolt]

Sl callouts r corny asf unless it’s like saying on the radio SCP in a zone on the map

Games not that serious just chase the SCP down

[half dragon]

I just say "yo there's (enemy) on our left blow their head off"

[unkempt bolt]

We not in a uncletopia server

[deft cargo]

We got to run from the 300 hp shy guy and not shoot him

[half dragon]

MTF with Jailbird, you go left. Facility Guard on 3 Colas, you go right. And Scientist? Just be Scientist!
Together, we are Secret Lab!!

And then everyone claps

[umbral carbon]

it's ragebait

[unkempt bolt]

There is a shy guy on the map! Do not look at him! Keep your mouse on the floor and die to everything because you can’t see this shit

[umbral carbon]

you can hear 096 though

[unkempt bolt]

Telling ppl to look at the floor whenever 096 is in the game is top tier ragebait

[digital ice]

i'm beginning to think that guy is also the ddoser

[unkempt bolt]

I don’t know why people say that

[umbral carbon]

no it's just bait

[deft cargo]

The Penut in the corner

And never just look straight down

[unkempt bolt]

Ppl treat 096 like he’s still in his launch Scopohobia form

Just shoot the bro and he’s gone

[umbral carbon]

Just know your angles with 096 and you can avoid

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066896605292265595/1325064636227387503/Snaptik.app_7230757655122414875.gif

[half dragon]

Well tbf it does technically keep you from dying to 096

Everything else kills you first

[unkempt bolt]

Ok but the result is just u die to every other human and SCP

Just shoot the 096

[short kernel]

I SAW with my two own eyes

[unkempt bolt]

And listen for sound

[short kernel]

The grenade I threw out of the elevator got out

And I look behind me

There it is

My own fucking grenade

[half dragon]

Whenever I look away when there's an 096 he just leaves until the attosecond I look back up and I die

[umbral carbon]

if you can hear him he's within (iirc) 45m of you

in calm

but his max trigger is 25m

[unkempt bolt]

Ya his sound got increased by ALOT

He used to be quiet asf

[umbral carbon]

yeah I don't know why it's

1. LOUDER IN DOCILE, and
2. so loud

[unkempt bolt]

But now he’s so easy to avoid

[deft cargo]

As he should sound like a train

[unkempt bolt]

I don’t know if u see him just shoot him tho he’s not that scary anyway I don’t know why ppl avoid shooting him like a plaque

[neon snow]

Train

[half dragon]

096 runs through your girlfriend

[neon snow]

Thanks

[deft cargo]

Do you think sl players have a gf

[umbral carbon]

CAN I GET SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE?

[neon snow]

I can play scp sl more now

[deft cargo]

Not slop theory

[half dragon]

I never said they had to be real

[deft cargo]

Eh

[neon snow]

096 mental kills ur gf

[unkempt bolt]

Boyfriend

[neon cedar]

What server are uou playing

[umbral carbon]

killed the counter unit and have actual gear now

[deft cargo]

Most of them don’t have that as well

[neon snow]

Slop theory

[deft cargo]

Slop theory

[neon cedar]

Disturbing

[umbral carbon]

"Kadava's Calamity - NA"

[neon cedar]

Only word to describe it

[neon snow]

Ooo

Kadava

[deft cargo]

Nvm

[umbral carbon]

zircon got DDoSed

[neon cedar]

Ok haven't heard of that 1 but I've heard of kadava

[neon cedar]

Shucks

[umbral carbon]

I didn't either until a week ago

[neon cedar]

Is it the clan or what happened

[umbral carbon]

it happens so often we have a gif for it

[neon snow]

SlejmUr

[neon cedar]

Damn

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650264826937081866/1498887567553200179/Zirconddos.gif

[neon cedar]

Is canada server up heard it's pretty decent

[neon cedar]

No

[deft cargo]

89%of sl players are single with both

[neon cedar]

Is CACTUS server up heard that it's pretty decent

[neon cedar]

My brain is fried why did I say canada

[neon snow]

Thats call «fair competition»!

[deft cargo]

Has to be a Russian

[digital ice]

i mean nw officials are the only popular canadian server around

ever since lurkbois died

so calling it canada server is accurate lol

[deft cargo]

The people in the Canadian servers are animals

[neon cedar]

But I meant cactus patch

Is cactus patch alive

[umbral carbon]

I killed like 5 of the miniwave and died when I ran out of meds

why did nobody have meds? who knows

I think at least one guy naded himself

[digital ice]

oh

lol

[umbral carbon]

there is a moderator flying around in tutorial

.

can we PLEASE check corners and shit

[deft cargo]

Anyways as a plague inc player hantavirus seems fine to me

For it to be a pandemic you need it to mutate so it spreads quickly and it doesn’t do that at all

It’s only bad if you get the respiratory issues

[prime fossil]

more deadly than penny

[deft cargo]

Hm

The virus is to lethal to do anything

[half dragon]

How many AWCY Members do you think do commissions

[umbral carbon]

5 SCPs, including computer, and 106 is getting 13 of them

welcome back opt-out

[half dragon]

Question

Does anyone know the SCP number of that one Diner where all the appliances are made of people

My friend has been trying to find it for ages

[deft cargo]

002?

But that’s a living room

[half dragon]

No I don't think it's that one

[amber bone]

facility overrun is way harder than SCPs win

[paper lake]

I like Facility Overrun and Facility Seized
But why did you make it Site Secured

Gotta be consistent

Facility Secured

[umbral carbon]

b/c the foundation refers to it as a site

to the CI it's just a facility

although since I made it CASSIE I should change it tbh

I think I made them before I added the CASSIE line

the MTF one still mentioned the EPC so I updated that recently to mention UNGOC aircraft

actually reading it over now I don't like that

gonna change it again

tbh I think "order restored" might be better for a UNGOC-aligned foundation

[paper lake]

Not really Order Restored since the Foundation is extremely screwed once the GOC controls the facility

[umbral carbon]

There's order.

lmao

I think if I were to re-do it now, with flavor text for each team instead of CASSIE-themed ones, it'd probably mention a step compilation for the CI and the wider Foundation for the Foundation

[paper lake]

Foundation win is just MAGISTER, WE ARE SO SCREWED

[umbral carbon]

the "oh colonel we are so fucked" from hunt down the freeman

but in twelve's voice

[scarlet sun]

what is this?

what's sonar/

[umbral carbon]

modded server that I'm on since zirc is down

wtf is this downgrade

go from small class-d with 110 HP to normal-sized CI with 100

worst trade in the history of worst trades ever

[scarlet sun]

ah I see

what's the server called?

[umbral carbon]

everyone has extra HP for some reason

but they aren't shooting back still

[scarlet sun]

thanks

[umbral carbon]

dear god

okay this one is actually neat I think. I cant' tell.

[paper lake]

Show this to Onion and he’ll have an aneurysm because of continuous healing SCPs

[umbral carbon]

I would too, but I think for modded it's whatever

since pink candy and all that bs

oh goodman

peep my super lore nerd epic translation

requires DEEP KNOWLEDGE of SCP SL lore to decipher

you'll never guess which item this is.

[paper lake]

No way, they’re adding cryogenic grenades?

[umbral carbon]

the two of these are the only ones that aren't using the wiki name

[paper lake]

How did you get access to the secret staff beta?

[umbral carbon]

I absorbed Terran's essence. Call me the hybrid.

[tight flax]

What if site 12 is one of the destinations intended for people teleporting via SCP 120?

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1459 ⁠— The Puppy Machine

by PeppersGhost
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +911

[slim coral]

[half dragon]

that one sucks ass

[slim coral]

No kidding.

[halcyon hull]

yugnhbjm

всем привет

[candid thicket]

Darova

[candid thicket]

Na angliskom pushu, eto angluiskui server

[distant compass]

the best scp

not because of what it does

but because what you can find out like

how to kill scp682

This is so fucking funny

[lone crane]

what if they added SCP 244

it could like make an area cold or something

[neon cedar]

Is this icey guy scp

[neon cedar]

That'd prolly be too op of an SCP

[grim belfry]

itd be way too broken, they would never do it

[ebon rampart]

This and SCP-682 read like elaborate -J articles

[foggy summit]

Just got back from a debut

7 or 8 shots

I think

And a margarita

It was so cool I saw scps

[harsh tiger]

Ice Fog Jar

[grim belfry]

you sure it wasnt 6 or 7

[foggy summit]

I'm gonna kill you

[grim belfry]

every time I get scp this ts happens

[paper lake]

Just too good

[ebon rampart]

Me when I play 079

[sick sapphire]

What having no early militant wave spawn does to a game

Thank you PEARs for showing me how abysmal it is to be good of an SCP

[grim belfry]

honestly iwth amount of map pressure we had they'd probably get wiped too in ~2 minutes

like it was such a devastating victory that not a single person has made it to 914 that game

[plush talon]

It would be harder due to the LCZ size

[grim belfry]

perhaps

[sick sapphire]

It would at least liven the game a lot more and given how many spawn in they could damage one or two SCPS

[grim belfry]

we had shy guy so maybe not

I mean if one would rush them yeah

but not if all came

[fiery salmon]

SCP-426 ⁠— I am a Toaster

by Flah
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +3050

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[weary skiff]

244 has gotta have one of the stupidest titles ever

like yeah i guess that is an ice fog jar but it just sounds dumb

[bright mantle]

you will be put in a porcelain jar

[weary crag]

the most annoying ass scp btw

lowkey

[weary skiff]

fuck you

[paper lake]

I think I’m incredibly funny

I quite like me

[weary crag]

fuck you too

[weary crag]

no you're not

every time someone said you were "funny" was because they didn't want to hurt your feelings

and figured lying would be better than telling the truth

[paper lake]

No, Ik Im not funny.
Im just saying that I think that I am a really interesting concept
And I got a few chuckles from me

[paper lake]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QSN74eOu7N0

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-good-morning-good-morning-gif-27700243

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1343068064589283328/ezgif.com-speed-1.gif

[round adder]

thats good son

this meta is so boring, its jsut spam special weapons why do there have to be so many

and blade

no wonder ppl say the game is too comp when you can wipe out massive amounts of people with no effort just by pathing to the correct item quick enough

if the game had 1 jailbird or x3 and blade was less op and 127 didnt give you a billion shield youd have to have skill to do well in rounds

half the game is just getting the stuff nowadays

and micro too its so game deciding if 1 guy comes in at the right place and time with it and wipes out 1 or more scps

it feels so stupidly coinflip

[paper lake]

!flip

[chrome carbon]

flips a coin and... TAILS!

[round adder]

i always go tails

sounds prettier than heads

but everytime i launch this game nowadays its a dissapointment

and its not because im sick of the game, old versions are always fun

so many changes just seem so pointless

[round adder]

animations for jumping that make you harder to hit and not enough accuracy loss in the air resulting in jump shooting somehow being a thing again, old issues like 079 and 096 NEVER getting adressed properly, fucking up hitboxes and hitreg, netcode feeling worse somehow, new heavy...

couldve just fixed desync around corners and removed 079 and reworked 096 and maybe added another scp and me and a bunch of others wouldve been much happier with it than ts i swear

[distant compass]

you know that’s all nice, but nerf 953

[round adder]

pre release nerf

im supportive of any new scp cuz that means 079 and 096 will appear less

surely they cant design something as bad anymore

but then again skeleton exists

its a fun gimmik but just gets annoying when you play with it for some time

[shrewd egret]

Me asf

[marble mantle]

no me

[fiery salmon]

Possible matches

• SCP-2137 ⁠— The Forensic Ghost Of Tupac Shakur (+666)
• SCP-3937 ⁠— Site-112 (+72)
• SCP-5237 ⁠— In My Head (+26)
• SCP-3137 ⁠— Nitepad™ (+205)
• SCP-1137 ⁠— Perfect Sphere (+200)

…and 95 more

[harsh tiger]

Let's play scp sl

[polar locust]

I want to call you a weeb but I know that makes no sense.

Is there like, a derogatory term for an SCP fan?

[paper lake]

Skipper

Scipper

[strong egret]

There's no more PEARS 5
so....what's the point....

[weary crag]

pears 6

trust me bro

[paper lake]

Just gotta hold on for PEARS 6

[weary crag]

sonionman himself told me

all about it

[strong egret]

he lied

[weary crag]

pears 6 is gonna be .. huge.

you guys are gonna win bigly!

[wary pond]

Pears 6 tomorrow

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/boco-skeleton-runs-past-boco-oils-past-skeleton-run-gif-16654129425404981539

[polar locust]

I still remember how mad people got over this

[ebon rampart]

They did?

I only remember all the meltdowns over 953

Which is a talked to death topic

[polar locust]

fair, might be mixing both together

[ebon rampart]

Though to be fair the idea of Mayhem being canon grinds my gears a lot 😠

[fervent forge]

*Fortunately they're not actually canon

[polar locust]

Lying is bad you know.

[fervent forge]

But telling the truth is convenient

[polar locust]

I agree, when will you start?

[paper lake]

They’re called Narrative Design. Their whole job is to design a narrative, not tell the truth

Basically the Ministry of Truth

[marble mantle]

a wise man once said that lying is the best way to protect oneself

[gusty crag]

[paper lake]

But what if that man was lying to protect his lies

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[strong egret]

cassiegen

[tough yoke]

add the IKEA fr

[wispy walrus]

@marble mantle bio

[shell sphinx]

bro

my game freezes whenever i take out micro

or like use an adrenaline

[fierce lynx]

woul you rather be mario or luigi

[weary crane]

no way, politicians are real?

[weary crane]

bread tastes better

[mossy patrol]

W scp sl instantly crashing when loading into a server

[amber bone]

can I choose option c and be fat fuck wario instead

[shrewd egret]

7 years in development

[fierce lynx]

sure ig

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524894350967308288/1489855913023115374/Screenshot_from_2026-03-16_11-50-10.png?ex=6a00bd31&is=69ff6bb1&hm=6362060bf7a3e447d18ba69f7cce209d7bd8dd27f81b6c2416176bf796b0739a&

[grim belfry]

1509 might just be the least fun item in this game

[wispy walrus]

I mean yeah

It's not even an item

[amber bone]

true!

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1507 ⁠— Pink Flamingos

by Rex Atlas, Anonymous
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +208

[grim belfry]

I have dementia

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[grim belfry]

fuck you

[wispy walrus]

It's 1509

Also that's not true

[amber bone]

MFs will say 1509 isn't fun when it is genuinely the most fun SCP item with the funniest moments attached

[wispy walrus]

You get so close to people to attack them

And then you get a friend when you win

Also

[marble mantle]

what

[paper lake]

Hat + 1509 is the greatest combo ever

I once had hat, 1344 and 1509

[amber bone]

glutton

[paper lake]

Dear God… I was a bigger threat than the SCPs

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-starmie-starmie-pokemon-run-running-gif-8108376279629413212

[grim belfry]

dosent load

[wispy walrus]

@grim belfry @amber bone

[grim belfry]

it doesnt load

nvm

[paper lake]

My squad and I wiped the floor with SCP-173, then NTF walked in (who I called out like ages before). My teammates distracted them while I got behind and wiped them out

[shell sphinx]

does anyone know of any good deathmatch servers?

[wispy walrus]

Its satuisying

[grim belfry]

dude its atrocious to play against

[paper lake]

Last guy got hunted for sport

He was hearing my manic laughter while running for his life

[amber bone]

I haven't had any moment where I felt it'd be any more bullshit than dying to an SCP

[wispy walrus]

@grim belfry

[grim belfry]

like if a guy with it is waiting for you at the elevator with it you are automatically dead

[wispy walrus]

Unless they play like this

[grim belfry]

with jailbird at leat you have some chance because it swings slower and doesnt give extra hp

[amber bone]

kills you in about the same time most other weapons would kill you in the same scenario

[grim belfry]

its physically impossible to lose a close quarters scenario against humans while posessing it

[wispy walrus]

zcp fun

[karmic marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-gif-25579756

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[amber bone]

I think it's perfectly fine and I don't really care

[wispy walrus]

I do care

Because I love using it

:)

[spice mulch]

HUYS

[grim belfry]

except those weapons actually require you to aim and dont give you extra hp for 0 reason

[spice mulch]

GUYS

[grim belfry]

while having insane aoe

[spice mulch]

you who DIRA is?

[wispy walrus]

dih 🥀🥀

[grim belfry]

like it feels so ass to lose to

[wispy walrus]

Yeah

[grim belfry]

escpecially in an elevator scenario

[wispy walrus]

It's a math joke

[wispy walrus]

I mean it makes sense to give you a hume shield

It's an scp weapon/item it should be a bit special

[grim belfry]

is reviving people not special enough

[wispy walrus]

Plus, I've been in engagements with 1509 and half of them I would have died without it

It's nice to have

[wispy walrus]

To be fair they are ones you wouldn't normally win but it's still cool to have

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[spice mulch]

I like that here the most interesting departments from RU (like as DIRA or Factory)

also they are literally can be used ingame (on RP server but anyways)

as event or mini-event

[jagged radish]

Veterans Affairs Department clutch up

[wispy walrus]

What's your favorite scp

kardiny

Bro what should be my thing

Should I start calling people Mr. (Name) Or (name)y

[jagged radish]

I’m old asf so 106

[paper lake]

Mr. Goodman sounds nice

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

yeah we know buddy

[wispy walrus]

There's a whole show about it

[wispy walrus]

[fiery salmon]

SCP-7190 ⁠— Fresh From The Deep.

by Nickthebrick1
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +57

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[wispy walrus]

YOOOOO

FIHHHHH

🐟🐟🐟🐟

[jagged radish]

He was always Jimmy McGill

We just didn’t know it

[wispy walrus]

I love to imagine whoever the dude who takes SCP portrait images is

That could totally be a kcon theme

The man behind all the SCP portrait videos

All the horrors they come to see

Maybe a 105 crossover

Cus like you find out there's an scp in the wild

And you gotta take a picture of it so you're just like

[karmic marsh]

I would like to see a movie based on SCP Ford, like FNAF, where all the horror of SCP will be demonstrated

Я бы хотел посмотреть фильм по SCP форду, как по типу FNAF, где будет продемонстрированный весь ужас SCP

[jagged radish]

Son

[wispy walrus]

ok

[wispy walrus]

!langru

[chrome carbon]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[wispy walrus]

Omg finally this command is actually helpful

[wispy walrus]

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.

[karmic marsh]

I used BetterDiscord Translator, did it translate me correctly?

Я воспользовался BetterDiscord Translator, он меня некоректно перевёл?

[karmic marsh]

How does my message look to you?

Как моё сообщение выглядит у тебя?

[karmic marsh]

So, are you reading me normally? I just don’t have anything like that, I need your reaction to this.

То-есть, вы читаете меня нормально? Просто у меня ничего такого нету, мне нужна ваша реакция на это.

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[jagged radish]

Did you see it

[tough fern]

bro https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7983

new playable?

actual video in the article

[fierce lynx]

what in the analogue horror

[wary pond]

yes

[karmic marsh]

Great, now I can finally talk to you, and not be afraid that I will write the text incorrectly and the context will be wrong

Прекрасно, теперь я наконец-то смогу разговаривать с вами, а не бояться что неправильно напишу текст и не тот контекст будет

[jagged radish]

Oh hell nah

[jagged radish]

Just nuke the facility every round we cannot leave the slightest chance of this thing getting to surface

[neon cedar]

Thanks for spoiling BUDDY

[jagged radish]

i— i can’t do this right now… im sorry…

[charred helm]

DBZ abridge has some of the best commentary

[jagged radish]

Yes piccolo, we see the fit

[shadow crag]

hi guys

[karmic marsh]

Hello

Привет

[shadow crag]

did u know that may 9th is actually also the day of celebration of victory against germany in ww2 in russia

[fierce lynx]

we CANNOT be fr

[glass pilot]

Cross server drama

[grim belfry]

wow

[glass pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-friday-shoo-go-away-gif-4389994

[fierce lynx]

this is my default talking server

[grim belfry]

dude

[weary crag]

What server is ts

[fierce lynx]

just a ss14 server

[grim belfry]

ss14 sucks

[weary crag]

Oh

Lmao

I was once in a server that had the words "fat" and "fuck" blacklisted

Like cmon dude

Shit too

[chrome summit]

Frick

[grim belfry]

roblox ahh filters

[jagged radish]

And it’s blacklisted here too

Interesting

[fierce lynx]

what the actual freak

[jagged radish]

I wasn’t allowed to say the white substance word

I guess that’s a default everywhere

[jagged radish]

Sounds like something some dirty droids would type

[wispy walrus]

white substance word lmao

[polar locust]

What server is this?

[weary crag]

What the duck

[polar locust]

I got warned in a server for posting a meme with the word "cunt" in it because they personally said it's a slur.

Okay fair enough if I got warned for being vulgar or swearing, or something along those lines, but they treat it the same way as if I said an ethnic slur, and now if any other mod looks at my warns there, it's going to look like I was being a racist.

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[hollow arrow]

ss13 >>>

[neon cedar]

Why did you send this

[grim belfry]

8 people mtf wave

[jagged radish]

Probably MTF wave but like 8 people

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[grim belfry]

I mean it still sucks with furry erp servers taking up the majority of the list but it is generally better

[neon cedar]

Oh wow

[polar locust]

I thought he was saying there was an error with the fence

[jagged radish]

You are racist.

[neon cedar]

Wym

Doesn't cunt just mean pussy

[polar locust]

Skyrim belongs to the nords.

[jagged radish]

Racist pig.

[polar locust]

The funny thing is, I always side with the Stormcloaks, but I always play Argonian.

[jagged radish]

I've given Skyrim like 5 attempts and have never finished it

[weary crag]

Fuckt he stormcloakes

All my homies hate the stormcloakes

[polar locust]

Skyrim is one of those games where 15 years later, I still haven't encountered everything in Vanilla.

[weary crag]

The empire for life

[hidden wave]

I think I made it to river run and then never played it again

[jagged radish]

I've gotten all of the achievements for Fallout 4 so that's basically Skyrim 😁

[polar locust]

The life in question

[jagged radish]

So basically I've played Skyrim

[weary crag]

An empire with skyrim is way better at fighting the fucking

High elves

Forgot their empire name

[weary crag]

Yeah because ur a traitor to the empire in trying times

You are indirectly helping the

THALMOR

Yes

The THALMOR

[polar locust]

Cross border
Get head cut off
"Well you were helping the Thalmor so you deserved it"

okay

[weary crag]

You did get caught with like the thalmor's top boss and his 2nd in command

Cmon

You look realy bad and I do NOT blame the empire for thinking you were with them

• everyone knows the stormcloakes are indirectly helping the thalmor cmon

[polar locust]

You realise Ulfric isn't actually a thalmor agent, right? They just believe he is a useful asset.

Otherwise the entire Empire are Thalmor by the same logic

[weary crag]

This is why I keep saying "indirectly helping the thalmor"

[polar locust]

My guy, THEY enforce the White Gold Concordat.

[weary crag]

Because they HAVE TO

The empire doesn't do it because they love the thalmor

And the thalmor know the best way to screw over the empire even more is to make sure they lose skyrim

[polar locust]

Helping the Thalmor willingly vs Helping the Thalmor because chaos indirectly helps them

[weary crag]

Which is why ulfric even if he doesn't know it is helping them

[weary crag]

Acting like the empire won't fight the thalmor and scrap the white gold concordat

It's like versailles and they have to keep it up because they are in a position of weakness

[polar locust]

No I know full well, the Thalmor said it themselves, they're already preparing for a second Great WAr.

[weary crag]

Yes

[hollow arrow]

Yea just play tg or goonstation

[weary crag]

Which is why if the empire wants any shot

At not completely losing

They need to keep skyrim

And make sure the nords are loyal

[polar locust]

Question, do you believe Hammerfell are bad people?

They're doing the same thing Skyrim is doing.

[weary crag]

They should side with the empire if they don't want to completely let the thalmor dominate everything

They can be independent but help the empire against the thalmor

If skyrim became independent they will NOT help the empire

[polar locust]

Skyrim could have been the same, but the Empire chose to subjugate.
They could have very well said "We're not fighting a civil war" and do the same with Hammerfell.

anyway I gotta go eat

[weary crag]

Hammerfall became independent shortly after the war so it was costly to fight it

If they could they would've loved to keep them and fought to keep them but they could not

Actually the lore is weird

Hammerfall might've became independent before the end of the war

And one of the terms is they stay independent??

Idk

[tender fable]

keep non scp discussion in#general-chat

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1495298586827690004/togif16.gif

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[neon cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1479890082860236871/togif.gif

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[jagged radish]

Mfs don't even say d-boy anymore they just look at you like this

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[neon cedar]

Mfs don't even plead with the SCPs anymore they just look at them like this

[wispy walrus]

[neon cedar]

Sonion stop

Sonionman

[wispy walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407075419586560/1502760359881343027/fade.gif?ex=6a00e225&is=69ff90a5&hm=b1f7d7862e1af4cb2d7a88bf8ebdc03e0bcaff7c677fd79e905e5e4ea9929bd2&=&width=385&height=385

[bright mantle]

accepting their fate

[wispy walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407075419586560/1502760920395546765/fade.gif?ex=6a00e2ab&is=69ff912b&hm=6853ffcfb5596ec74f99e0f846c68892b903064651a61c06669a2987debbe8f9&=&width=385&height=385

[grim belfry]

bro thinks hes a moderator

[karmic marsh]

Every time you post this picture, I immediately remember him in my head.

Каждый раз, когда ты скидываешь эту картинку, у меня в голове сразу вспоминается он.

[rancid plinth]

who do you think you are

[karmic marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-zenin-vs-maki-s3-gif-6482711430909683298

[rancid plinth]

this channel is a goldmine when its not on topic

[weary crag]

@shrewd egret look at this guy thinking he nathan or smthn

[grim belfry]

everything intresting about scps was discussed a long time ago

[weary crag]

Bro thinks he is an old moderator

[rancid plinth]

"OG mod" type shit

"OG Mod but i got fired for being too good"

[tender fable]

i want to be a mod for this server so

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-school-stay-in-school-or-this-could-be-you-uneducated-maga-i-love-the-uneducated-gif-15521041546877278187

[rancid plinth]

sorry buddy you are not gonna get in

[grim belfry]

holy truth supernova

[worldly jackal]

Stop hating the goat 096

[rancid plinth]

never

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[weary crag]

I know bro

[weary crag]

Never gon happen

Sorry

[jagged radish]

When the day comes they are always enforcing the off-topic rule, this channel will go up in flames

[grim belfry]

more like it will turn into a cold void

because nobody will be talking

[rancid plinth]

most mods gave up on enforcing the rule

i remember when we were talking some weird ass shit and miller hit the !purge 126

[jagged radish]

"All actual scp discussion in scp-discussion fans keep it going"

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-syril-bed-syril-karn-kyle-soller-awkwardness-gif-5859551418407474304

[plush talon]

Anything can be an SCP so all SCP discussion is on topic

[rancid plinth]

can you be an scp

[jagged radish]

Yeah don't the mods know there is no canon 🤓

[rancid plinth]

can a robot draw an scp on a canvas

can you

[plush talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846135091414433836/866608842883465237/cat.gif

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[jagged radish]

This belongs in #pet-pictures take it there please ❤️

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[jagged radish]

Wait this is actually fire

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-tung-tung-tung-sahur-noticedpilot458-triple-t-gif-10740627803773763606

[grim belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009547549453062306/1502327694820376626/2c99ce86537c9cfccef3a9633d363a00.mov?ex=69ff4f32&is=69fdfdb2&hm=ca97d03509aae95c0588be74e8e6a734b964fe6d00304905692bb2df70077905&

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1275688415702286432/togif-26-1.gif

[distant compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389781937794584727/1391125130821763164/6daf5d6f-0fce-44da-8153-cc1ea535ccd1.webp

[shrewd egret]

hey havocccc

heyyyy

[hollow arrow]

Hey twin

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1502766552892837898/attachment.gif?ex=6a00e7ea&is=69ff966a&hm=741927a6ff023740d9c626a9d8b82f24cb66b25c2f4a68b2d02af37d1dd6b0da&

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-harrison-ford-thinking-gif-9928883178760218969

Another easy steal

[lone crane]

ANDOR MENTION

🔥 🔥 🔥

[jagged radish]

Bro I just finished season 2 last night

What the fuck

Life peaked last night

[hollow arrow]

U just quote bubbled urself

[lone crane]

my new favorite star wars project ever i like it more than the first movies (those are still good but andor is just insane)

one of my favorite shows in general

[hollow arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-luthen-everything-luthen-rael-stellan-skarsgård-gif-16801805593089156375

[jagged radish]

I think as of now, it's the best tv show of the 2020s

Once invincible finishes, that'll take Andors spot but it's not done yet

[atomic apex]

Not karchuder

[jagged radish]

Oh not this guy again

Oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-fortnite-thinking-trying-not-to-laugh-smiling-gif-12861870368381362412

[lone crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mirada-star-wars-andor-gif-18327524918280505531

[shrewd egret]

Wanted to try ss13 again sometime :3

[atomic apex]

Im better at sl than you btw

[jagged radish]

I like how K-2 has only been in like 2 episodes and he is already the goat

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-buddy-gif-8116719798137240245

[jagged radish]

This is like saying I am better at taking a shit than you

[atomic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[polar locust]

How to fix this server.

1. Fire all the mods
2. Make me mod

[ebon rampart]

Ha ha ha ha

[ebon rampart]

3. Ban everyone

[hollow arrow]

I tried tg again not that long ago and its just not the same 😔

[jagged radish]

What's the first thing you're doing as the only moderator of SLcord

[atomic apex]

Banning kardiner

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1275688415702286432/togif-26-1.gif

This is me bro

You wouldn't ban this right

[plush talon]

Face reveal

[ebon rampart]

I would ban you for making that outrageous claim about Invincible, because only my takes on media are correct

[atomic apex]

I will peal off all of your skin from your ear to your foot and unravel you like a banana

[grim belfry]

if only it didn't look like this most of the time

[hollow arrow]

🥀

[ebon rampart]

😨

[lilac sandal]

first thing i see when i check sl discord

[jagged radish]

The best shows of the 2020s is Andor, JJK and Invincible this isn't a crazy statement bro

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/despierto-gato-idetiqueta-gif-15361194377282869629

[ebon rampart]

Invincible on that list is hilarious

[jagged radish]

This contrarian over here

[atomic apex]

Invincible is a great show

[hollow arrow]

I dont give a shit about invincible

[shadow crag]

thats kinda gay and im straight

[distant compass]

invisible?

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[jagged radish]

Mark, this is good news. We can finally be bees

[shadow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-don't-care-i-dont-give-a-shit-about-viltrum-viltrum-mark-grayson-gif-16251939855797324633

[ebon rampart]

You're the contrarian

[umbral carbon]

it's boring

[jagged radish]

What if I don't find this attractive

[shadow crag]

you dont like women in skirts?

[polar locust]

you're just being modest

[shadow crag]

kinda gay from you

[grim belfry]

also who tf plays 7 hours of tram

literal hell on earth

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[round adder]

but good

i guess by your definition it isnt

[atomic apex]

There should be a server setting when halloween and christmas happen to turn them off

[umbral carbon]

when I mean "good" I mean interesting. all these modded loadouts are slop

[ebon rampart]

Now MGSV is actually excellent media

[jagged radish]

That's not 2020s bozo

[round adder]

what would a good loadout be based on your preference?

[ebon rampart]

It transcends time

Bub

[jagged radish]

If we we're talking MGS3 or MGS4 I'd be there with you

[ebon rampart]

Saying 4 but not 2

lol

[jagged radish]

Why would I even have to say it

We all know

[umbral carbon]

mowing my yard rq. will get back to you in a moment.

[jagged radish]

Maybe

[weary crane]

saying 6 but not 7

[fierce lynx]

did you guys know black cats are adopted less than other colors

[umbral carbon]

For "good" in this case (having a good time) it would probably be AK, revolver, shotgun, E11. any of the four would be nice because then I can do goofy running stuff and not just walk and kill people

[fierce lynx]

its fucked up

[umbral carbon]

@amber bone slot free

mostly randos on though

[weak scaffold]

Is it illegal to use a macro

like to continuously press e for example

[weary skiff]

handing my scientist teammate the anti cola i made in 914

[weary skiff]

yeah you’ll go to prison bro

but yeah you’ll probably get banned for using macros

[fierce lynx]

what would you use a macro for

in this game

[weary skiff]

idk man

[weak scaffold]

doors

[fierce lynx]

why

[jagged radish]

The superstition has ruined peoples brains unfortunately 💔

[weak scaffold]

so i can just hold e to open/close instead of miss 20 times in a row bc im going too fast

[fierce lynx]

not only that but a lot of people dont get black cats because they arent as photogenic

which is honestly more messed up than the superstition

[jagged radish]

White blonde woman moment

The only animal they ever get

[weary skiff]

just aim at the door better

using a macro as a crutch instead of just learning how to do it is gay

[weak scaffold]

ok ill just use my cod skills thx

(nonexisitent)

[jagged radish]

I'm surprised you out of all people use the term gay in that manner

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389781937794584727/1391125130821763164/6daf5d6f-0fce-44da-8153-cc1ea535ccd1.webp

[weary skiff]

i use it like that all the time bc who gaf

[weary skiff]

slop alert

https://tenor.com/view/coal-coal-alarm-alarm-gem-cringe-gif-12659343827939057679

[gilded token]

Mods, stomp them like a goomba

[weary skiff]

mods saw this guy in half, genitalia first

[fierce lynx]

not slop

[weary skiff]

gem

[fierce lynx]

💎

[jagged radish]

It's only slop when I do it

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[fierce lynx]

its not the same

[gilded token]

The Boys S5 is gonna be the next fucking GoT I swear

[jagged radish]

That's what all racists say

[blazing blade]

Is this referencing a deleted message or no

[weary skiff]

no i’m talking about kardiner

[fierce lynx]

car dealer

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392645342306107513/1500012413209284678/caption.gif

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-i-choose-death-invincible-invencivel-invencível-edit-gif-16914128251133520008

[jagged radish]

What a little baby he's crying I could kick Thragg's ass

What a little wimp

[umbral carbon]

@round adder

revolver I'm rubbish at but it's good to get target practice on live things

[worldly jackal]

Son

[gilded token]

Wait should I delete this does this flash enough to be a danger for epilepsy?

[mossy patrol]

ts looks crazy in blender

[deft cargo]

yes

[umbral carbon]

are we deadass

[plush talon]

The forbidden mixture

[mild agate]

environmental storytelling