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#scp-discussion
cinder wolf
weary crag
And dc's
Nothing more pathetic than finally getting someone only for them to dc
Actual loser behavior
paper lake
I hate this show so much
weary crag
I hate this show so much
What is it with shows aimed at children and having barely disguised fetishes
paper lake
Goodness knows
My guess is these cheap kids shows are seen as the most bottom of the barrel productions that studios send the worst animators to that they can’t just fire
Like Shrek, but the end product is much much worse
shadow crag
they’re right tho
short kernel
they’re right tho
I'll let 049 peck me
half dragon
Greenland is in his "active zone"
spice mulch
wait I'll check wikidot
wispy walrus
grenland
spice mulch
Greenland is in his "active zone"
it's him? or not?
can't find any info abt greenlans
foggy summit
I hate this show so much
I love this show so much
paper lake
can't find any info abt greenlans
It says anywhere North of the the 40th parallel north
amber bone
It says anywhere North of the the 40th parallel north
wait dude I can get killed by 4666??
this is awesome
short kernel
Massacre of a family 🔥
foggy summit
Syndrome of a down
shadow crag
It says anywhere North of the the 40th parallel north
broooo it’s not pointing from my country
deft cargo
as i have 100% plague inc i say this new virus will be just fine its not like its in israel the us and europe
supple urchin
as i have 100% plague inc i say this new virus will be just fine its not like it...
too much lethality and too little spread
umbral carbon
JUST WSAY U GOT NO FRIENDS
to be fair, ready or not solo is a completely different vibe than 5-players
it feels less tactical even when playing tactically
a bit forced sometimes, despite the lads and I playing other games very well together
deft cargo
too much lethality and too little spread
40% is high but it could start to mutate again
short kernel
as i have 100% plague inc i say this new virus will be just fine its not like it...
The hannavirus?
short kernel
they allowed them to dock
supple urchin
JUST WSAY U GOT NO FRIENDS
within these 5m:50s He has mentioned 4 to 5 philosophers/writers/psychologists
deft cargo
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sponge-jumpscare-scared-what-gif-62571629906728...
its not that bad yet
supple urchin
ANOTHER ONE
deft cargo
but we are near the end times
short kernel
but we are near the end times
I trust you redditor mcgee
short kernel
you will die before the world ends
Nuh uh
deft cargo
I trust you redditor mcgee
jesus will be back soon but who knows
also fuck reddit
they can go die in a hole
short kernel
gray carbon
W thumbnail
paper lake
!leak
chrome carbonBOT
umbral carbon
grave cove
What are phone calls for
short kernel
Is scp sl down or something I can't open it
deft cargo
shadow crag
What are phone calls for
What are phones used for
fervent forge
The guard on his way to disarm the Class-D who's using SCP-1344
slim coral
!079
chrome carbonBOT
bright mantle
What are phone calls for
to call
little wyvern
What are phone calls for
ordering pizza
magic whale
ebon rampart
sick sapphire
1509 hit range needs to be fuckin nerfed
lone crane
i think the swing speed is the crazy part
vocal vapor
Katana should just simply have less damage per swing
Cuz the usual katana user just hides behind a door and when it hits a person with it he just starts to react to that while he is already half hp and the moment he can react and shot once hes already dead
lone crane
it's not a katana not even close
fervent forge
If I was him I would use my katana to slash him up then-
lone crane
i would throw a shrinken and pin him to the wall and uhh fuck 'em
vocal vapor
it's not a katana not even close
100% pure sl discordian instantly going for the non-correct name of an scp instead of talking about the idea and not even realizing humor
lone crane
100% pure sl discordian instantly going for the non-correct name of an scp inste...
IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING CARE
vocal vapor
Goodboy
lone crane
explode yourself IMMEDIATELY
vocal vapor
I decline 🥀
lone crane
embed failure
neon sable
marble mantle
short kernel
Aim so ass I ate a fly and chewed it
strong egret
hello chat
its that time again
Im gonna post SL leaks now
enjoy
||I might need to remake this tbh||
vestal cedar
Im gonna post SL leaks now
enjoy
Banned for client modification
fierce lynx
what's up guys
neon cedar
what's up guys
"Banned for client modification"
fierce lynx
true
distant compass
hack
neon snow
i'm a hecker
short kernel
His new yt short popped up in my algorithm
It's like seeing your teacher at public
solid flint
Im gonna post SL leaks now
enjoy
Muted for leaking patreon content
fierce lynx
did you guys know that goldfish are more closely related to humans than they are to sharks
digital hatch
https://tenor.com/view/hitman-47-agent47-head-airport-gif-24035353
How tf do people never notice the qr code on his bald ass head
candid thicket
The mystery of the SCP is why running smoothly at 290 fps feels like I'm playing a normal game at 50 fps
neon cedar
did you guys know that goldfish are more closely related to humans than they are...
Did you know that bananas are banana shaped
fiery salmonBOT
slim coral
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058
!3114
chrome carbonBOT
weary skiff
guys i’m gonna do a leak
953 is gonna be the next playable scp added to the game
🤣
slim coral
plush talon
!leak
chrome carbonBOT
slim coral
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/s...
That's a leek.
weary skiff
literally the entire joke
slim coral
fierce lynx
what's up guys
fierce lynx
fierce lynx
i hope you get hurt
what's wrong with sea lions
weary skiff
nothing i just hate you for preferring them over seals
weary skiff
die
weary skiff
i say it lovingly you say it with malice
fierce lynx
I can only hold malice toward such a pathetic chud of a creature
weary skiff
that’s how i feel about you
weary skiff
yeah
fierce lynx
he dance with his neck because it's the only muscle left in their fat bodies
weary skiff
look at this crazy ab crunching
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-seal-silly-dancing-happy-gif-1050205049078409723...
look at him go
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/seal-working-out-sit-ups-speed-fast-gif-15432417102265403...
he's so gelatinous
polar locust
orchid jewel
https://fxtwitter.com/storkiiofficial/status/2052563936759918704
@tawny relic rendition
digital hatch
amber bone
im jeth the smile
amber bone
like seals
I actually have my trusty ChudOMeter here with me right now
and whenever a seal goes by it starts tweaking
weary skiff
waved mine in your general cardinal direction and it fucking broke
amber bone
so as a professional in this field I can confirm seals are inherently chudly
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/seal-working-out-sit-ups-speed-fast-gif-15432417102265403...
seals kinda look like the advisors from hl2
amber bone
ig bro
weary skiff
reminds me of your mom
weary crag
seals kinda look like the advisors from hl2
bud
weary skiff
fierce lynx
why would he ever eat denim
weary skiff
for sensing as they swim in quite dark areas
slim coral
paper lake
The Seal King
fierce lynx
similar reason that dogs and cats have them
chud eyebrows
weary skiff
fucking die
digital hatch
fucking die
Well thats not very nice mr jerkflerk
fierce lynx
weary skiff
they were just letting anyone suggest anything and upvoting it huh
weary skiff
Well thats not very nice mr jerkflerk
ms
fierce lynx
they were just letting anyone suggest anything and upvoting it huh
what was the first suggestion in the history of sl
or is this it
weary skiff
remove 096
fierce lynx
our ancestors were based
fierce lynx
weary skiff
honestly something like this could be cool eventually
maybe not a role but a room in ez
fierce lynx
replace intercom with this
digital hatch
Thats literally just scp 079 mtf edition
weary skiff
yeah it is that’s why it shouldn’t be a role
you should be able to go and kill the guy doing this
weary skiff
Miliseconds?
sure bro
grave cove
Oi oi oi
digital hatch
https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-dog-loading-dog-confuse-corgi-wide-corgi-gif-5677220482674247561
weary skiff
if u laugh you go to hell
also why was cafeteria outright removed instead of just being turned into a dead end
digital hatch
also why was cafeteria outright removed instead of just being turned into a dead...
Because hubert said so
gray carbon
neon cedar
this is a really good loop wow
I've had this gif for ages...
weary skiff
https://tenor.com/view/st-forever-st-stforever-he-hid-he-hid-for-30-years-gif-11...
did you guys fucking see that
gray carbon
holy shit
I'd imagine that it was removed because there was no 294 and no plan to have 294 and having the CB cafeteria would lead to people asking for 294
fierce lynx
Mr liu??
weary skiff
honestly fair yeah
chrome summit
CB Fans when I show them the superior 261
tepid tundra
the magical surface pass
fierce lynx
make the ci access device a radio
foggy summit
what a slow news day
weary skiff
not really?
grim belfry
why is it like this
I mean its in indication of access level
fierce lynx
would you rather be green or blue
paper lake
I think the lights turn green when you use the card on a door
weary crag
would you rather be green or blue
I'd rather be RED
paper lake
The lights corresponding to the permission required to open the lock
weary crag
neon cedar
I'd rather be RED
Based
paper lake
Red gang for life
short kernel
Is this red
grim belfry
I'd rather be RED
You want to be Reliable Excavation Demolition?
weary crag
amen brothers
paper lake
Is this red
neon cedar
RED for LIFE
No
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-red-knight-knight-storm-lightning-gif-184...
I always liked the industrialist
he was my favorite
weary skiff
orange knight my beloved
weary skiff
the modern usage of larp has got to go
fierce lynx
necromancer had infinite aura but I didn't like his magic much
fierce lynx
necromancer had infinite aura but I didn't like his magic much
same with hatty
weary crag
HATTY IS PEAKK
fierce lynx
HATTY IS PEAKK
his magic is doo doo
weary crag
with my friend I chosed him
fierce lynx
he has like a glorified range attack
the splash just doesn't have a lot of hitboxes
so it has shit damage
weary crag
the splash just doesn't have a lot of hitboxes
the gems + the whale?
yeah that too
you'd think the whale would be like
this crazy screen clearing attack or smthn
but no
fierce lynx
industrialist tho...
has aura and has crazy good magic
he was who I played when I played on the ps3 for the first time
weary skiff
i asked for no pickles and they gave me the fuckin mcpicklepounder
fierce lynx
i asked for no pickles and they gave me the fuckin mcpicklepounder
kill them and burn down the building
weary skiff
drive into a lamp post or something solid
weary skiff
harsh tiger
Let's play scp secret labby
harsh tiger
Scp sl is my favorite game !
weary skiff
sl is in a sort of strange in between of being the best and worst game i’ve ever played
very strange how it works
like i cannot tell if this is the single greatest or worst asymmetrical horror game ever
fierce lynx
the only positive thing I can say about sl is that it has somehow managed to hold my attention for years despite being so awful
weary skiff
said this in teaser discussion but saying it here too as the people need to know
fierce lynx
the only positive thing I can say about sl is that it has somehow managed to hol...
it is truly interesting
harsh tiger
the only positive thing I can say about sl is that it has somehow managed to hol...
Then maybe it's not as bad as you think it is
weary skiff
certainly better than dbd that’s for sure
harsh tiger
I dont think this game would have lived for almost 9 years if it was as bad as people say
If the social elements were really the only appealing part it would've died out
fierce lynx
Then maybe it's not as bad as you think it is
maybe I just like my slop
harsh tiger
Maybe you like the game
weary skiff
I dont think this game would have lived for almost 9 years if it was as bad as p...
stockholm syndrome
weary skiff
i actually really dislike sl after being shown that it could be like 10 times more fun
grim belfry
like i cannot tell if this is the single greatest or worst asymmetrical horror g...
surely it doesnt beat dbd in being the worst
weary skiff
dbd is also in a weird state where it is objectively very badly designed but is also the example everyone should follow when making an asymmetrical horror game
weary crag
If the social elements were really the only appealing part it would've died out
I disagree
the social element carried the game SO hard
gray carbon
so
weary crag
at least in the early days
gray carbon
if you wanted to make a bad game copy dbd
weary skiff
no because dbd is actually a really well designed game at its core
it’s everything on top of it that makes it terrible
weary crag
I genuinly believe it is impossible to make an asym game where one side win has to come at the other side's loss
*it is impossible to make it fun
weary skiff
it’s like a cake that’s made of rich chocolate at the base layer and literal liquid shit as the consecutive 3
weary crag
that is
harsh tiger
the social element carried the game SO hard
Its not just that though
Its both the game and the social factor
They go together
grim belfry
*it is impossible to make it fun
why though
weary crag
everytime there's an asym mode where one side "winning" has the other side "losing" is just unfun
and will always be
weary skiff
this is every multiplayer game ever
weary crag
when you have symmetry you can make it better by virtue of just being better
weary crag
this is every multiplayer game ever
not every multiplayer game is asym
weary skiff
not just asyms
grim belfry
how is it that different from symmetrical wins and losses
weary skiff
in any game when one side wins and the other loses of course it doesn’t feel good to lose
weary crag
it is diffrent because the playing ground is equal
by virtue of it being mostly symmetrical
you COULD do better
but asym games 90% of the time got BS
not saying symmetrical games don't but it is rarer than asym's
weary skiff
yeah. they’re asymmetrical
weary crag
yes that's my point
mystic geyser
I think why scpsl lived longer mostlybbecause of its asymmetrical and also its free along side other features that help the experience one of them is movement
weary skiff
sl being free is the main thing keeping this game alive
grim belfry
I feel like almost every multiplayer pvp game has some bs strategy/item/character etc.
harsh tiger
Asym games have high highs but low lows
grim belfry
except maybe something very simple like cs
weary crag
Asym games have high highs but low lows
and those low lows SUCK
harsh tiger
That's just sort of the nature of the genre
weary crag
and by the fact of negativity bias you are always gonna remember those low lows
weary skiff
every time i’ve asked someone to play they’ve said “how much is it” in a very VERY pissy tone
weary crag
yeah I agree
weary crag
that's why I believe it is impossible to make a fun asym where the rules are for one side to win the other gotta lose
weary skiff
people do not want to play a game they may not like if it costs them any money
weary crag
symmetrical games you can bend it because there's skill expression
and allat
but asym games while they do have skill expression
you are LITERALLY not the power role
so FUCK YOU
usually how it goes
mystic geyser
Also each round is different in SL because of the little small actions people do early and late game
weary crag
DBD is fun cuz both sides can be the power role and it just boils down to how well can the survivors communicate
if both sides are equally skilled
weary skiff
dbd and fun in the same statement lmao
mystic geyser
If SL added gamemodes that swap each round it will probably live longer
grim belfry
so FUCK YOU
I mean coordinated survivors kinda demolish the killer in dbd most of the time so idk about that
weary crag
dbd and fun in the same statement lmao
as funny as it is to go "haha dbd is ass"
weary skiff
no, who wins in dbd boils down to whoever brings the best perks and items
weary crag
you'd be lying if you didn't say it can be fun
if dbd wasn't fun then it won't be going strong all these years
weary skiff
it’s not about outplaying the other role even though that’s part of it, the ultimate deciding factor is if the killer or survivors are abusing the strongest perks of the patch or not
weary skiff
if dbd wasn't fun then it won't be going strong all these years
only thing keeping this game afloat is collabs bruh
it’s the fortnite of asyms
tell me you’d still be interested in dbd if it didn’t have your favorite horror character in it
grim belfry
only thing keeping this game afloat is collabs bruh
half the people who play killer in dbd play blight, I dont think they care about collabs that much
weary crag
tell me you’d still be interested in dbd if it didn’t have your favorite horror ...
I would cuz the original characters are cool
collabs are good for introducing players
grim belfry
and half the survivors play sable
weary skiff
sable ward gotta be bottom 5 additions to this game
neon cedar
If the social elements were really the only appealing part it would've died out
It's alive because it's free AND of the social aspect
weary crag
and half the survivors play sable
that's because they are fucking gooners
neon cedar
The gameplay part is getting sooo good
weary crag
genuinly
neon cedar
Like pears 5 + 15.0 is gonna be peak
weary skiff
sable ward is a nothingburger character that people only play because she’s “the goth girl”
even though she isn’t fucking goth
grim belfry
Like pears 5 + 15.0 is gonna be peak
does 15.0 mean the amount of dollars you had to play for those 5 pears 
neon cedar
does 15.0 mean the amount of dollars you had to play for those 5 pears <:Hmm:803...
I'm gonna pay more for the 15.0 beta
weary skiff
you see i have nuanced survivor picks like taurie and nick cage
weary crag
sable ward is a nothingburger character that people only play because she’s “the...
nothing made my blood boil more than the 10 year anniversary thing that you can buy for DBD has huntress AND sable
as a figurine
like dude..
huntress?
okay
she's an OG I get it
but fucking SABLE??
weary skiff
i play taurie for similar reasons that people play sable
weary crag
why not have someone like dwight
weary skiff
😋
grim belfry
as a figurine
do they have a trapper one btw
weary crag
i play taurie for similar reasons that people play sable
I am so pissed taurie didn't win that lamb costume thing
weary crag
it was so peak
weary skiff
i think everyone should try dbd once in their life just to see how ass it is
weary skiff
it’s kind of impressive that a game with this strong of a base can be so ass
weary crag
give my boy some justice
idc what people think
give him the micheal myers treatement and make him omega OP for the heck of it
weary skiff
maybe if they didn’t lock themselves into needing to add at least 6 perks every single chapter
grim belfry
i think everyone should try dbd once in their life just to see how ass it is
I would but its unavalible in russia and im too lazy to pirate it
neon cedar
i think everyone should try dbd once in their life just to see how ass it is
i think everyone should try forsaken once in their life just to see how ass it is
weary skiff
they just flat out need to stop making them
neon cedar
Bite by the night has been glazed a lot maybe I try it
weary crag
maybe if they didn’t lock themselves into needing to add at least 6 perks every ...
it's genuinly to the point where it's like "go to the killer's basement and straight up jork it with skill checks to get gens done 1% faster"
grim belfry
i think everyone should try forsaken once in their life just to see how ass it i...
looking at how dbd works after playing forsaken makes it look like a really fun game
weary crag
they are becoming so unbelievably niche and convoluted
neon cedar
Flee the facility is best of the genre...
neon cedar
Flee the facility is great
clever nimbus
peak doctor gameplay
neon cedar
26 zombies in one round
This shitty scp needs a cap
clever nimbus
well not all of them were alive at the same time
grim belfry
26 zombies in one round
its not enough until you make 67 zombies
clever nimbus
i've had about 7-8 alive at a time
clever nimbus
i didn't say it didn't
weary skiff
taurie cain is such a baddie the whole dbd community is sleeping on her
mystic geyser
I didnt play doctor since 13.0
paper lake
I didnt play doctor since 13.0
Unqualified
weary skiff
unfortunately she’s not generic goth woman or asian so they aren’t interested
grim belfry
I didnt play doctor since 13.0
nows the best time to start playing, they buffed his shock by 0.05 seconds!
mystic geyser
Unqualified
I love playing as a zomboid tho
weary skiff
lmao
neon cedar
I love playing as a zomboid tho
it's like some kind of project
mystic geyser
it's like some kind of project
🔥
mystic geyser
I think a good buff 049 needs is more abilites one of them maybe ranged
mystic geyser
Give him needles he can throw at you
grim belfry
I think a good buff 049 needs is more abilites one of them maybe ranged
no doctor needs to look like this
short kernel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160557947152236544/1437904441599594546/f...
Yummers
grim belfry
he will punch the mtf
mystic geyser
Image didnt load im just looking at my face reflection
weary skiff
049 punches an ntf and turns them into goo
neon cedar
I want the doctor to lean into the ring leader mechanic I've said this before
mystic geyser
106 will also use some ability to slow down players more
neon cedar
I want the doctor to lean into the ring leader mechanic I've said this before
I think flerk said that he should be a simple SCP
Which I disagree with
I want him to be a cool ringleader scp
weary skiff
he’s very very simple in the article and i think he should hold true to that
grim belfry
I want him to be a cool ringleader scp
what kind of shark would he be though
weary skiff
we don’t need more complex scps
mystic geyser
Remove scp just have a secret laboratory
weary skiff
we need simpler ones for casual players to latch onto
neon cedar
what kind of shark would he be though
What is this niche reference
neon cedar
we need simpler ones for casual players to latch onto
Yeah make that something different there's literally no other SCP that could be a ring leader
mystic geyser
Make scp secret laboratory
grim belfry
What is this niche reference
you wrote spc
neon cedar
Yeah make that something different there's literally no other SCP that could be ...
049 is the ONLY one who could do it
neon cedar
you wrote spc
Sonion I fixed it immedeatly
weary skiff
the easy ones should be 096, 173, 049. 939 is around middle of the road to play just bc she has so many abilities
weary skiff
then 106, 079, and 953 can be the hard ones
neon cedar
the easy ones should be 096, 173, 049. 939 is around middle of the road to play ...
But there could be no other ringleader
We need an interesting ringleader
mystic geyser
It will be interesting how 953 will fit with the scp team as in what role and difference she makes in the round
weary skiff
you can have 049 be a “ring leader” while keeping him simple
weary skiff
It will be interesting how 953 will fit with the scp team as in what role and di...
able to easily get into a group of humans and cause chaos
neon cedar
you can have 049 be a “ring leader” while keeping him simple
but then he isn't a ring leader he's the guy noone will listen to...
grim belfry
the easy ones should be 096, 173, 049. 939 is around middle of the road to play ...
wouldnt call 173 simple tbh
mystic geyser
able to easily get into a group of humans and cause chaos
True but i think she can also die easily if left alone
weary skiff
she can just slip into the spawnwave in entrance and then go beast mode once she’s built a lot of essence
weary skiff
True but i think she can also die easily if left alone
yeah that’s probably by design
grim belfry
True but i think she can also die easily if left alone
thats every scp
red quartz
mr beas
mystic geyser
Nope 173 can survive alone if the other players are bad
mystic geyser
Only if other players are bad at shooting
weary skiff
953 is seemingly gonna be very extreme in her power levels
red quartz
her power level is gonna be like... over 9000
grim belfry
this is why we should remove 953
weary skiff
she’s ether literally not able to attack you or is absolutely fucking your shit up
grim belfry
and add a TRULY original scp 457
mystic geyser
her power level is gonna be like... over 9000
Goku?
neon cedar
lmfao
grim belfry
lmao
weary skiff
fuck no it isn’t
mystic geyser
096 getting removed hopefully
grim belfry
how would you even rework him bro
neon cedar
SIGHHHH
weary skiff
wishful thinking
weary skiff
how would you even rework him bro
they’re doing it
neon cedar
how would you even rework him bro
Onion's said they're doing it
mystic geyser
096 needs to be able to just kill you in docile state
weary skiff
it’s just definitely not gonna be 15.0
neon cedar
it’s just definitely not gonna be 15.0
Yeah obviously it isn't gonna be 15.9 dummy
grim belfry
I mean what are you going to change about him even
mystic geyser
15.9 is peak
weary skiff
@weary monolith you designed 953 to be just 096 again in terms of core principles
neon cedar
I mean what are you going to change about him even
me? nothing since I don't work at northwood
paper lake
13.6.9 was the best update
weary skiff
grim belfry
main complaint people have is that his mere presense forces you to play the game completely differently
neon snow
13.6.9 was the best update
"devil" number
grim belfry
and you cant really change that without removing his core mechanic
paper lake
"devil" number
Halloween 2024
neon snow
yes
weary skiff
every scp turning into 096 like everything evolving back into crabs
paper lake
Does this mean 096 is the ideal SCP design
neon snow
when i ask someone from nw staff he said me what it's not a joke about 69
mystic geyser
I think a good rework for 096 will be giving him ability to access un reachable places in the zones
neon snow
this was a "devil number"
weary skiff
but why
grim belfry
Does this mean 096 is the ideal SCP design
yes
weary skiff
that’d be annoying because the only bit of glue holding 096 together is that you can catch him lacking
red quartz
096 now has a pocket dimension
weary skiff
that old 106 plugin
neon cedar
096 become outraged now
mystic geyser
096 now has a pocket dimension
also he can go through doors and access 079 to share selfies
neon cedar
096 become outraged now
instead of enraged
weary skiff
honestly the idea of scps being able to use pd as a relocation tool is really cool on paper but it’d just never work
weary monolith
<@248545224794570752> you designed 953 to be just 096 again in terms of core pri...
No that was 250
weary skiff
you shouldn’t be able to just get out of the game as an scp for a solid minute
red quartz
doctor strange 106
red quartz
teleport onto point
weary skiff
No that was 250
it’s also 953
mystic geyser
Guys what about a scp where if you look at the scp it stops.
red quartz
would never work
grim belfry
Guys what about a scp where if you look at the scp it stops.<:SteamHappy:1157333...
they wouldnt add that
red quartz
how do you even program that ?
weary monolith
Your son is dead by the way
Every day I wake up and NW sends me a personalized message to remind me.
"Reminder: 250 is dead"
(CRY)
mystic geyser
they wouldnt add that
Oh man :(
weary skiff
default state of being unable to attack but has a mode where you’re able to very effectively kill and punish people for doing something basic
welcome back 096
mystic geyser
how do you even program that ?
106 teleporting
weary monolith
default state of being unable to attack but has a mode where you’re able to very...
don't do this to me
mystic geyser
Just give him noclip by default
mystic geyser
Kill 096
weary monolith
weary skiff
gotta scrap the whole thing and start over
weary monolith
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
neon cedar
3114 = 096?
weary skiff
weary skiff
3114 = 096?
nope
grim belfry
3114 = 096?
no because he can attack by default
mystic geyser
I think a good idea is to make a time travel machine and go back to 2012 and remove 096 from cb
grim belfry
and doesnt need an outside trigger to gain that ability back
weary skiff
truth
mystic geyser
Also go to 2017 then give hubert source code of current SL
grim belfry
I think a good idea is to make a time travel machine and go back to 2012 and rem...
you gotta think bigger
remove 096 from the site
mystic geyser
No think about it giving hubert current source code of SL in 2017 will change the timeline
weary skiff
sl would probably be a complete game by now
neon cedar
the guy who made 096 was pretty unoriginal
neon cedar
sl would probably be a complete game by now
early access game by the way
mystic geyser
LOL
chrome summit
No think about it giving hubert current source code of SL in 2017 will change th...
Yeah. By Hubert never updating the game because 2017 Hubert had no idea how to code and would override everything on gitlab
neon cedar
the guy who made 096 was pretty unoriginal
dude just made 173 but the opposite
neon cedar
the guy who made 173 was pretty unoriginal
true too lol
mystic geyser
Yeah. By Hubert never updating the game because 2017 Hubert had no idea how to c...
😂 ☠️
grim belfry
the guy who made 173 was pretty unoriginal
objectively speaking 173 itself is unoriginal but the format he described it in was something original at the time
neon cedar
the format was original though
weary skiff
spc-173
mystic geyser
Giving 2017 hubert current source code with docs as well maybe
grim belfry
the format was original though
why did you steal my message while I was typing it smh
neon cedar
what even is spc
grim belfry
what even is spc
shark punching center
mystic geyser
Secure poop contain
neon cedar
why did you steal my message while I was typing it smh
you sent it first also I type really slow cuz my leg is in the way
weary skiff
every time someone says that scp means secure contain protect a puppy dies did you know that
mystic geyser
secure contain protect
chrome summit
Special Containment Procedures
weary monolith
it means secure contain protect
neon cedar
every time someone says that scp means secure contain protect a puppy dies did y...
It means scan copy print by the way
weary skiff
billions are dead
weary skiff
sure
chrome summit
Kill seven billion people
neon cedar
Krillions are dead
weary skiff
neon cedar
mystic geyser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1501590910410952724/t...
"Don't listen to him"
weary crag
the guy who made 096 was pretty unoriginal
actually
harsh tiger
it’s 096 man
096 has no agency in switching states though
harsh tiger
953 does. She just has to earn the reveal period
weary skiff
he has since 12.0 tho
harsh tiger
No he never has
weary skiff
weary crag
same era... same mechanic of if you see them they know you...
harsh tiger
He relies on other people looking at him
And his only tool to help him do that is tntc
Which is a camp thing
grim belfry
He relies on other people looking at him
yeah but you can pretty much guarantee that by staying near your team
weary skiff
let him crab walk upside down
harsh tiger
yeah but you can pretty much guarantee that by staying near your team
That's not fun
Having to meat ride to win isn't fun
grim belfry
That's not fun
yeah but he does have agency
weary skiff
speak for yourself
harsh tiger
Not for the humans either
harsh tiger
yeah but he does have agency
Let me rephrase
He has no individual agency
It falls on the human to make that mistake which is bad
weary skiff
isn’t 953 also kinda like that tho
it relies on the human not scrutinizing your disguise
grim belfry
It falls on the human to make that mistake which is bad
its not really a mistake if you are forced to either look at 096 or be unable to deal damage to another scp rushing you down
weary skiff
it’s very different from how 096 does it but isn’t the core idea the same
harsh tiger
it relies on the human not scrutinizing your disguise
If that fails she has alternative means of generating essence
coarse falcon
Buff 953
harsh tiger
I dont know how much I can say lol
grim belfry
remove 953
paper lake
Nerf 953
harsh tiger
You'll find out
polar locust
wait, true!?
weary skiff
ennard bite by night where she can punch you to death while disguised which gives her essence
grim belfry
wait, true!?
this is 096
harsh tiger
Buff 096 too
That's the last thing he needs
grim belfry
Make him article accurate
you mean give him a dick?
coarse falcon
He has a what
harsh tiger
Pressing the mutilate 079 and 096 button
weary skiff
it never says if he has reproductive organs or not but considering that an article usually makes it a point to say that an anomaly doesn’t have them rather then does i’m assuming 096 has a dick and balls
polar locust
@harsh tiger
Can we add a banana peel in SL?
It's extremely important, when you place it down on the floor, if SCP-096 charges and makes contact with the banana he ragdolls and fucking dies with several seconds of crashes, cats screaming and other whacky noises
harsh tiger
No
polar locust
man fuck you
mystic geyser
No we need a roomba in EZ
weary skiff
i’ll see you at work
mystic geyser
All of earnings from 15.0 will go to a roomba for EZ
mystic geyser
He didn't even at least pretend to entertain the idea
harsh tiger
I didn't find it that funny I'm sorry
polar locust
I didn't find it that funny I'm sorry
You're like a slinky, you're fun to push down the stairs.
coarse falcon
Im like two face from batman
polar locust
erm you’re like a penny two faced and not much value
"I hope you land on your side"
grim belfry
it never says if he has reproductive organs or not but considering that an artic...
actually would that mean 106 also has his cock out since he only wears a jacket
weary skiff
yes he probably realistically would
polar locust
actually would that mean 106 also has his cock out since he only wears a jacket
We need 096's dick added back
weary skiff
it doesn’t say if 173 does but it’s a statue so
coarse falcon
actually would that mean 106 also has his cock out since he only wears a jacket
Y'know 106's original image?
weary skiff
animate inanimate object
coarse falcon
Iirc it came from a painting
weary skiff
939 does have reproductive organs iirc
grim belfry
Iirc it came from a painting
Im pretty sure its just a real statue made by someone
weary skiff
049 i don’t think is stated or not but considering that his skin is his outfit im guessing he doesn’t
coarse falcon
No thats 173
weary skiff
079 is a computer
mystic geyser
What did i come back into?
weary skiff
wait doesn’t 096s description say it’s sexless
fiery salmonBOT
grim belfry
wait doesn’t 096s description say it’s sexless
lemme see
coarse falcon
Y'know 106's original image?
As i was saying, iirc part of the painting was censored
grim belfry
wait doesn’t 096s description say it’s sexless
dont see it anywhere in the article
polar locust
weary skiff
i’m assuming 953 probably has them
neon snow
return my old 096
grim belfry
russian article refers to him in male gender but that because its russian
coarse falcon
i’m assuming 953 probably has them
She is female, yeah
mystic geyser
Rework, Refactor, REMOVE 096
coarse falcon
Shes a reality bender/polymorph though
polar locust
Skeleton is implied to be female in the article by the bone structure iirc
weary skiff
though it would be funny
grim belfry
049-2 depends
I mean unless their death had it being cut off there is no reason for them to miss any specific body part
weary skiff
Skeleton is implied to be female in the article by the bone structure iirc
no reproductive organs
grim belfry
Skeleton is implied to be female in the article by the bone structure iirc
yeah but we are talking about specifically reproductive organs
weary skiff
I mean unless their death had it being cut off there is no reason for them to mi...
very possible that 049 could remove them like a combine situation
mystic geyser
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
neon snow
this is my real 096
grim belfry
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
what
red quartz
what the hell are you talking about
polar locust
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
Average SCP:SL conversation
marble mantle
russian article refers to him in male gender but that because its russian
russian refers to unidentified objects as male by default no?
mystic geyser
Someone said 049 is pregnant 3 months ago i dont know if its real or just a joke
prime frost
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
weary skiff
what the hell are you talking about
if scps in sl are stated to have reproductive organs or not
marble mantle
similar to how english used to work
grim belfry
russian refers to unidentified objects as male by default no?
yes
mystic geyser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191165489400119296/1448660844270587924/to...
Hi gaben
neon snow
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
red quartz
mystic geyser
Nice nails btw loved the steam controller showcase
polar locust
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1477264173883850753/a...
Can someone edit that one image of Goku into this
weary skiff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1477264173883850753/a...
we’ve ruled that 2 out of 4 scps in this image would logically have reproductive organs
prime frost
Can someone edit that one image of Goku into this
digital hatch
mystic geyser
@honest sluice
red quartz
we’ve ruled that 2 out of 4 scps in this image would logically have reproductive...
106s fell off
marble mantle
grim belfry
привет русская
ты проклят ты умрешь
red quartz
he does not have that anymore
prime frost
ты проклят ты умрешь
no bro no bro
weary skiff
never directly stated in the article and the original painting featured one
marble mantle
I only understand ты
honest sluice
<@244145431221633025>
Its fake
weary magnet
hubert, if customization ever becomes a thing, pls don't do what the Phamo Devs pulled 🙏 😭
polar locust
coarse falcon
Wasnt 049 pregnant?
Thats from 049-J isnt it
marble mantle
bold of you to assume I have extensive vocabulary
mystic geyser
Thats from 049-J isnt it
Oh its a joke i thought its real lol
coarse falcon
Why
weary skiff
the implication is that if the article does not mention lack of reproductive organs they default to having them unless it wouldn’t logically make sense like in 3114 or 049s case
coarse falcon
How
honest sluice
Yeah.
polar locust
Really <:Heartbreaking:1350114967377940481>
It was real but Auro said it in the other context and had to quickly edit the text
coarse falcon
Oh its a joke i thought its real lol
Dude, did u really think all this time that 049 was actually pregnant
grim belfry
why is it RUSSIAN
marble mantle
https://translate.google.ru/
cheating
weary skiff
127 is one of the only scps in explicitly stated to not have reproductive organs
prime frost
why is it RUSSIAN
cuz theres .ru bro
mystic geyser
It was real but Auro said it in the other context and had to quickly edit the te...
☠️
weary skiff
i actually think he’s the only one
mystic geyser
Dude, did u really think all this time that 049 was actually pregnant
Nope
paper lake
127 is one of the only scps in explicitly stated to not have reproductive organs
There’s probably other living SCPs which were sterilised
prime frost
apparently its fake
marble mantle
I can't translate russian
that's cheating
I have to learn the russian in order to understand it
weary skiff
There’s probably other living SCPs which were sterilised
in game?
grim belfry
I can't translate russian
ok then find a dictionary smh
polar locust
127 is one of the only scps in explicitly stated to not have reproductive organs
Like that will stop me.
marble mantle
and I'm a big procrastinator
weary skiff
i think it’d be mad funny if 096 had balls but no dick
neon snow
I can't translate russian
translate me
mystic geyser
I have to learn the russian in order to understand it
You have to understand it to learn russian
neon cedar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191165489400119296/1448660844270587924/to...
son why are you pink
marble mantle
translate me
わたし
prime frost
son why are you pink
get on my level worm
weary crag
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191165489400119296/1448660844270587924/to...
son you are not GabeN
paper lake
son why are you pink
Lesser Red
neon cedar
why is everyone always changing colour
neon cedar
why is everyone always changing colour
Sighhh
weary skiff
chameleon 👽
weary crag
why is everyone always changing colour
not me
prime frost
son you are not GabeN
come on not every dude with a beard is gaben
weary crag
I have always been like this
neon cedar
Atleast goatman never changes his colour...
polar locust
i think it’d be mad funny if 096 had balls but no dick
"No dick."
"No balls."
"And probably no butthole because it feeds on radiation"
weary crag
come on not every dude with a beard is gaben
says the guy with the fucking gaben pfp
paper lake
Atleast goatman never changes his colour...
We don’t talk about Deadman
marble mantle
みんなはざこだ :з
prime frost
why people think i'm gaben
grim belfry
do you guys think 096 has a functioning digestive track and could he theoretically enjoy food
prime frost
みんなはざこだ :з
weary skiff
do you guys think 096 has a functioning digestive track and could he theoretical...
he probably wouldn’t enjoy it
polar locust
I mean, it's heavily implied SCP-096 swallows people.
weary skiff
well he probably would but in the way a dog enjoys your table scraps
not in the way you enjoy food
he isn’t sapient
weary skiff
I mean, it's heavily implied SCP-096 swallows people.
i doubt he enjoys this
prime frost
I mean, it's heavily implied SCP-096 swallows people.
and what happens next
weary skiff
the entire “someone has looked at my face” process probably causes him immense emotional distress
polar locust
But yeah given he can open his jaw several times the extent of a normal human, and nothing is left behind of the victim, not even blood.
neon cedar
I mean, it's heavily implied SCP-096 swallows people.
in sl he eats the heads
chrome summit
Which everything ignores because gore is so much cooler than nothing
weary skiff
always thought 096 leaving no trace was kinda lame
prime frost
in sl he eats the heads
in SL he just punch people
neon cedar
I want it to stay that way so when the gore update comes there's a bunch of headless bodies around
grim belfry
in SL he just punch people
no he slaps them
neon cedar
in SL he just punch people
He eats the head very quickly
prime frost
no he slaps them
hm
weary skiff
mentioned this before but 096 leaving no real DISCERNIBLE trace rather than nothing at all is way more interesting
prime frost
096 in scp sl doesnt make any sense
polar locust
no he slaps them
weary skiff
like he fucks them up so hard that they’re just blood
with a little bit of eating in there
grim belfry
https://tenor.com/view/sauron-lordof-the-rings-smash-hit-swing-gif-4849903
when the entire ntf wave looked at 096
weary skiff
polar locust
I miss when the entire team looking at 096's face had consequences
grim belfry
mentioned this before but 096 leaving no real DISCERNIBLE trace rather than noth...
yeah but like essentially everything is discernible because we can analize dna and whatnot
prime frost
i miss when SL had blood
weary skiff
yeah but like essentially everything is discernible because we can analize dna a...
you get what i mean
grim belfry
at that point just have him mutilate the victim
coarse falcon
I want it to stay that way so when the gore update comes there's a bunch of head...
If
If the gore update comes
chrome carbonBOT
coarse falcon
mild agate
If the gore update comes
potential update
hidden wave
mentioned this before but 096 leaving no real DISCERNIBLE trace rather than noth...
I agree I wish the article wasn’t written like that
like yeah ok the intent was probably all trace disappears
But that’s not cool
prime frost
If the gore update comes
polar locust
I think the idea of horror behind 096 leaving no traces is, you KNOW somebody was in that room, or etc. But when you go in to investigate, there's nothing but a crying slender figure in the fetal position.
There's a different kind of horror knowing "somebody used to be here" that a bloody mess doesn't work with. A bloody mess for as grotesque as it is, gives finality. It's grim but you know they are dead. You don't have full certainty when there is no body to be found.
grim belfry
I agree I wish the article wasn’t written like that
I mean I get why it was written like that. Its not that 096 want to kill his victim he wants to completely erase them so nothing can know how his face looks or something like that
It just doesnt really make sense of how he would actually dispose of EVERYTHING
mild agate
does 096 lick the blood off of the floor and walls
that doesn’t come off easily
supposedly
polar locust
does 096 lick the blood off of the floor and walls
Maybe, but we can also chalk it up to some anomalous property of 096 that rids the place of blood.
violet peak
We need more stories where people don't know who 096 killed and who got killed by other SCPs, kidnapped by GOIs, etc.
prime frost
what if 096 can pause time and clean the blood
grim belfry
imagine if 096 didnt just erase the person but somehow also erased all records about them
I think thatd be cool
polar locust
imagine if 096 didnt just erase the person but somehow also erased all records a...
rezero called
neon cedar
What if 096 is actually a vampire and he eats blud
prime frost
imagine if 096 didnt just erase the person but somehow also erased all records a...
how
harsh tiger
My 096 headcanon is that he doesn't like what he's doing at all and his enrage is just a really really unhealthy way of distressing and letting out all of his emotions
violet peak
I'd guess that in some cases the Foundation just says someone died during a breach if they can't find them afterwards.
prime frost
is he like evil
harsh tiger
So I don't think him eating people would fit that vision
neon cedar
my 096 headcanon is that he's gay
prime frost
hes a fucking anomaly what do you mean how
does 096 break in the nearest police station and erase his identity
mild agate
So I don't think him eating people would fit that vision
so what, what else could it be doing? does it just fucking za hando them?
harsh tiger
I always interpreted "leave no trace" in a non literal way like there's barely any remains left
grim belfry
no the records would just disappear after he reaches the victim
harsh tiger
I dont think they literally disappear
polar locust
My 096 headcanon is that he doesn't like what he's doing at all and his enrage i...
One idea I had was that 096 is under extreme pain when someone sees his face.
It's not that he wants to kill, it's that killing is the only thing that removes the pain.
He might even regret or hate the concept of killing, hence why he tries to hide his face.
But the moment someone looks at his face, that pain starts again. A kind of pain that can't be ignored, so intense that to kill is a form of relief to the torture.
grim belfry
my 096 headcanon is that he's gay
how would a non sentient being even be gay
violet peak
Oh, you know what would be a cool story idea? The Foundation forcing D-class to watch CCTV of a breach to identify who killed what and none of the footage is protected from hazards yet.
One of them just sees 096 on the CCTV and they have to lead him out to recontain 096 easier.
neon cedar
how would a non sentient being even be gay
Why are you judging my headcanon
I hate you
grim belfry
thats okay I hate you too 🥰
prime frost
who is it in a relationship with then
106
polar locust
One idea I had was that 096 is under extreme pain when someone sees his face.
I...
Anyone wanna judge my headcanon?
neon cedar
who is it in a relationship with then
096's gay unnamed lover
prime frost
yes
paper lake
Woke
marble mantle
please forgive me Father for I have sinned by letting these people stray from your image
grim belfry
I personally think that 096 tries to kill people who look at his face because he cant stand the shame of his face being known and therfore wants to erase anyone who knows how it looks like
marble mantle
they have given into otaku culture and BL novels
forgive me
I could have stopped it but I'm a sadist
grim belfry
I mean hes literally called the shy guy
It is a name given to him by the foundation but I think it fits
hidden wave
Article names are not in universe names
violet peak
096 was an introverted but "normal" human being until S/19-13 fell onto him during the Ichabod Campaign.
fiery salmonBOT
gray carbon
096 is a god that knows everything but he hates his face so whenever someone looks at him he hunts them down
gray carbon
What if 096 was actually beautiful
mild agate
if?
polar locust
Do you ever think about if you could read, hear or somehow understand cognitively or at least in an abstract form what is going on in 096's head?
marble mantle
no I'd restore his confidence in himself
and then he'd kill me because I looked at his face
grim belfry
Do you ever think about if you could read, hear or somehow understand cognitivel...
youd probably just anger him since I'd assume he knows how his face looks like
polar locust
youd probably just anger him since I'd assume he knows how his face looks like
No I mean like, if you could peer into his mind, however little it may be. What do you think would be inside it?
grim belfry
crying and sobbing
solar bison
He needs a burger the poor thing is all skin n bone
grim belfry
human burger
evan burger
paper lake
Borger
solar bison
How many SCP would enjoy burger
solar bison
speaking of food does 049 eat
He pecks at the food like a bird
polar locust
digital ice
Do you ever think about if you could read, hear or somehow understand cognitivel...
"pls NW don't turn me into a marketable plushie"
solar bison
Imagining him being like a bird is so funny dude what if he bobs his head like a pigeon sometimes
049 capture
leaden fable
i like to imagine him as a cryptid-like creature
like how people describe mothman as a... moth-man
he's a birdman. resembles a medieval plague doctor vaguely do to the shape, but hes like a large dark robe with a bird skull head
my boy
polar locust
I don't know if it's the lack of a figure but something about that image feels like it's a female 049
grim belfry
he's a birdman. resembles a medieval plague doctor vaguely do to the shape, but ...
Pretty sure his face is specifically described to be a carnival plague doctor mask
cool idea though
leaden fable
Pretty sure his face is specifically described to be a carnival plague doctor ma...
it just says its ceramic im pretty sure
which is... weird for a plague doctor
leaden fable
i dont think their masks were typically ceramic
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/wide-mouth-open-chewing-playful-tripping-bored-gif-153987...
I think it's funnier to imagine 049's beak opening
grim belfry
i dont think their masks were typically ceramic
carnival plague doctor masks were
leaden fable
thats true
grim belfry
hes not an actual plague doctor
mild agate
it just says its ceramic im pretty sure
wait so if I punch its beak hard enough
leaden fable
feels lame though. i never cared for his wiki design visually
polar locust
049's beak and clothes are part of its organic body, it's not made out of ceramic
just think of whatever composition they'd be in a bird
leaden fable
i think having him be rumored like a cryptid is really fitting of a creature vaguely resembling a medieval position just roaming the world in modern day
grim belfry
049's beak and clothes are part of its organic body, it's not made out of cerami...
no its specifically stated as a "ceramic mask"
which is weird
but its how the article is written
polar locust
huh? but it's part of its skull
leaden fable
it says they resemble it
polar locust
did they change it?
leaden fable
they are made of bone
or. whatever lies beneath
god i forgot how rough these images became
grim belfry
huh? but it's part of its skull
ceramic mask
leaden fable
the 049 article downgraded sooo hard with the images
weary monolith
ikr?
grim belfry
also I dont know why it says ceramic masks are typical of plague doctor profession