scp-discussion

[chrome summit]

And see everyone

[meager sparrow]

Yuno ball

[fierce lynx]

actually significantly less like actual 096

[meager sparrow]

I like your thinking

[prime fossil]

so if we ignore this big part of them

[chrome summit]

And easier to kill

[prime fossil]

and the fact that you could look at them

[half dragon]

Lore accurate 096 would literally be impossible to balance

[fierce lynx]

old 096 was also short as fuck

[chrome summit]

It pretty much wasnt like 096 at all

[prime fossil]

who would've guessed

[fierce lynx]

looked like gollum

[meager sparrow]

All lore accurate scps would kill eachother

[half dragon]

Look at bro once and you're marked forever and also 096 is invulnerable

[polar locust]

Lore accurate 096 would swallow people whole (probably)

[fierce lynx]

"096"

[wispy walrus]

I thinkhe's a joke fnaf character that's just absurdly powerful

like 096 being able to track anyone down

[violet peak]

Scopophobia Beta 096 WAS canon 096.

[prime fossil]

096 either swallows or just crushes people so hard that the only traces of the person would be blood

[half dragon]

Lore accurate 106 moves at 500 hours a mile

[polar locust]

I first found bear5 through the Papyrus Has Gone Too Far fangame

[chrome summit]

Current 096 is far more accurate to the article

[polar locust]

actually, not even blood is left

[lone crane]

old 096 was also mechanically less like him you needed to stare at him for a few seconds for him to activate as well as no hume meaning he couldn't really tank that much

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-cmon-bro-nah-gif-17235553300162644573

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1473896709657464924/fade.webp

[meager sparrow]

Fuck it, can we do scp powerscaling, lets lower down the bar

[polar locust]

SCP-230 solos

[half dragon]

I'd rather we all drank gasoline

[fierce lynx]

no scp powerscaling doesnt work

[short kernel]

Man that's just you

[polar locust]

silence thrall

[short kernel]

yes my leige

[prime fossil]

You're correct yippee

[meager sparrow]

What about SL powerscaling

[chrome summit]

Reality bending SCPs when they face Mario and Luigi (they just dodge everything)

[meager sparrow]

hehehaw

[lone crane]

old 096 was really bad

[violet peak]

SCP-055 solos all of fiction, no contest.

[fierce lynx]

no

[wispy walrus]

3812

[fierce lynx]

you couldnt be more wrong

[meager sparrow]

Mario mogs 096

[lone crane]

i don't remember that one

[prime fossil]

lore accurate 096 just walks back to canada

[meager sparrow]

953 solos all scps trust

[prime fossil]

or wherever that thing wants to be

[lone crane]

didn't know the wiki had an "SCP-055"

[polar locust]

I mentioned to Simplewolf the idea of SCP-230 as a SCP-049 reskin and he said it's a concept that's too funny to implement.

[half dragon]

How SCP-106 looks at me as I walk up to him with 12 Scranton Reality Anchors in my mouth

[shrewd egret]

Northwood HATES fun

[polar locust]

How SCP-106 looks at me as I walk up to him with 12 Scranton Reality Anchors in my ass

[chrome summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-mario-luigi-rpg-gif-23229690

[meager sparrow]

Why in the ass

Specifically

[polar locust]

aurafarming

[short kernel]

🤤

[half dragon]

Why are you shoving Reality Benders up your ass

[meager sparrow]

So can i shove scps down my rectum as well

[chrome summit]

[meager sparrow]

For the aura points

[chrome summit]

Seek help

[polar locust]

O5-12: "Where are all our Reality Anchors?"

The scientist casually whistling:

[meager sparrow]

You.

[half dragon]

We outta Reality Anchors

[prime fossil]

106 could move as fast as he wants as long as he and his target are connected in some way

[lone crane]

scientist with the reality anchor shaped stomach:

[fierce lynx]

uh evidence

[prime fossil]

if you stand on the floor, could 106 teleport through you

[meager sparrow]

Can 953 anchor MY reality though?

[prime fossil]

portals???

[polar locust]

Fractured Reality

[prime fossil]

this guy lowkey moves through portals

[half dragon]

Suspiciously Reality Anchor shaped lump in throat:

[fierce lynx]

ok thats not what i assumed you meant by moving fast

[lone crane]

no she'd probably take you out of it

[prime fossil]

what if he's halfway in a portal and just moves it

boom

[half dragon]

953 takes me out?? Like on a date?? Yippee!!

[meager sparrow]

Yunoball

[chrome summit]

Why doesnt 106 just instantly teleport to 914 on round start

Is he stupid

[half dragon]

New 106 movement tech

[fierce lynx]

i dont think thats how it works

[prime fossil]

maybe the facility is filled with reality anchors

every wall has one

[half dragon]

106 just slides around the facility

[half dragon]

Its not anymore, I Eated them all keep up with the lore smh

[fierce lynx]

cant afford reality anchors the budget was spent on putting the scp icon on every door

[prime fossil]

why doesn't 106 just walk through the nuke and micro? is he stupid?

[meager sparrow]

Eh... Lore makes that unlikely

Cuz of that 953 text

I forgot

[chrome summit]

106 can only exit from matter touching an entry point. Hence his cell floats.

If 106 enters a wall and you disconnect that wall then vaporize it out of existence.

Is 106 now trapped inside his PD forever

[half dragon]

Cause I ate them all

[polar locust]

ok but does the portal launch the object or not

[prime fossil]

the entire facility is seperated by a layer of air and every zone is suspended in its own bubble

[fierce lynx]

would 106 be trapped if you sent him to the sun

[prime fossil]

this is why 106 can't teleport to other zones and inside subzones

[chrome summit]

Just space in general

[prime fossil]

yeah every SCP would

[fierce lynx]

not 096

[half dragon]

"shoot him into the sun" works once again

[shrewd egret]

he's an old man he's going senile leave him alone

[hidden wave]

i remember reading a tale years ago specifically about 096 being launched into the sun not working

[meager sparrow]

Can't we just contain 096 but placing him literally on the end of the observable universe

[hidden wave]

so i don't think it is advisable

[prime fossil]

dunno how hard 096 can jump, if he has enough of a push he might be able to but it's basically a liquid in there

[lone crane]

does anyone know the source of this 953 drawing

[polar locust]

Enough to take out a plane

[prime fossil]

I hate scp tales like that so I ignore them and stick to the basics

[fierce lynx]

that tale was dumb because for some reason it decided that instead of jumping out of the sun, 096 would actually just move the entire sun somehow

[half dragon]

There's one tale where they do that and then the sun starts moving towards Earth

[meager sparrow]

M4skedboi

Nah i lied

[half dragon]

Its kinda funny though

[meager sparrow]

No fucking idea

[prime fossil]

he'd have to jump hard enough to actually lift off of the sun and go through the giant airbrake which is the interior of the sun

[meager sparrow]

Just throw 096 at the end of the observable universe

What can he do?

[prime fossil]

let's be real if we sent 682 to the sun he'd sit there for the rest of existence

[meager sparrow]

Fart to move in space?

[meager sparrow]

Can he absorb plasma

[prime fossil]

depending on how strong we assume 096 can be, we just have to send him into some void

[chrome summit]

Fill 096's cell with ice

[lone crane]

Easy!

[meager sparrow]

Cuz then we're cooked

[chrome summit]

No traction

[lone crane]

surround 096 with banana peels

[chrome summit]

And soap

[prime fossil]

I feel like it'd be like the acid, where it eats away at him

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-walking-out-of-fire-dragon-ball-the-breakers-gif-16718682954625671677

[prime fossil]

except it also crushes him and burns him

so 682 is kinda in a bad spot

[chrome summit]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-4880537564248783636

[meager sparrow]

banan

[lone crane]

how you really beat 682 is just not try to terminate him

[tough fern]

rewrote some parts of the doc, again, critique on this would be apricated https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iJEjI4ps4mbNnag7GyQXBI9Yj0CjuvjLKUraMo52EPc/edit?usp=sharing

[chrome summit]

Too long. Didnt read.

[fierce lynx]

he would fucking die

[prime fossil]

just try the worst stuff first obv

[polar locust]

Sorry that Terran is being rude, can you explain?

[hidden wave]

682 can't die

[fierce lynx]

slop slop slop

[meager sparrow]

Does anyone wanna hop on SCP: SL

[prime fossil]

yeah, and absolutely not grow a solar sail that sends him straight back to earth like that one termination thing

[hidden wave]

it's part of the article sorry

[meager sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-sl-scp-scp-sl-hop-on-scp-secret-lab-hop-on-gif-9841699717607994645

[fierce lynx]

no its not

[chrome summit]

Anyways. Nice work t3kn0

[hidden wave]

it is

[fierce lynx]

its part of the termination tests

[prime fossil]

different article, haha I win

[lone crane]

good luck to 682 for escaping the sun's gravity

[fierce lynx]

the article does not say 682 is unkillable

[hidden wave]

the termination logs are part of the article

[prime fossil]

it may be linked but it's not in the article

[fierce lynx]

no they arent

[chrome summit]

Keep it up

[hidden wave]

they are linked as an addendum, which is part of the article

[lone crane]

even if he survives sitting on it SOMEHOW i doubt he'll be able to launch himself off of it

[hidden wave]

they are not linked as a tale

it is not the same thing

[tough fern]

it's a playable doc, I plan to write the preamble and misc stuff for this when the main stats are finalized

[polar locust]

Didn't ask.

[prime fossil]

@hidden wave hates the idea of ignoring parts of an SCP that makes them stupid

[tough fern]

https://tenor.com/view/prometheus-movie-intro-dna-death-gif-128959459168293101

[hidden wave]

@marcus hates the idea of just ignoring parts of an scp you don't like

why did it not ping me

[fierce lynx]

everything about 682 is stupid but the termination tests make him 100x worse

[chrome summit]

The issue people have with the termination logs is they aren't written by the author and are added on without a care in the world

[meager sparrow]

Woah i guess he DID ask

[hidden wave]

regardless the author linked them as a part of the article

[prime fossil]

they're not written by nor moderated by the author

[polar locust]

Sorry I know that's a huge dick move but I always wanted to just do that to someone.

[chrome summit]

Yeah. They are canon. But it is annoying there wasn't that much quality control with them.

[tough fern]

682 is just poorly written in almost every aspect

6820 is a good article though

[hidden wave]

so the 914 experiment logs aren't canon then?

[lone crane]

escaping the surface of the sun would be unbelievably difficult

[hidden wave]

they're linked in a separate document

[chrome summit]

And overtime they just made 682 a reality bender who pops back into existence

[soft garnet]

whats that one scp that dude got trapped in

can we do that to 096

[prime fossil]

absolutely not lol those suck just as much

[hidden wave]

So incident 096-1-a isn't canon? it's linked as part of the article

[chrome summit]

914 logs also have issues

[prime fossil]

914 and 682 logs are horrible

[chrome summit]

They can be funny

[shrewd egret]

682 unironically the kid in the playground making sure he can never lose

[meager sparrow]

Wait, do people consider 953 article to be bad written?

[fierce lynx]

682 wouldnt survive a nuke, he wouldnt survive the fucking surface of the sun, he wouldnt survive being written out of existence

[prime fossil]

written by the author? of course

[tough fern]

all g

[chrome summit]

But over time, the logs started to ignore how the SCP works

[prime fossil]

and fits properly

[fierce lynx]

yes

[hidden wave]

it doesn't matter, the author decided to make it a part of the article

[chrome summit]

Yes, both 914 and 682 logs are in the article

[hidden wave]

except he does in the article

[meager sparrow]

Why?

[fierce lynx]

its edgy

[prime fossil]

if the linked page is completely confirmed by the author and follows the SCP's lore, it is good.

[chrome summit]

But that does not make them immune to criticism when the people writting them ignore the original article

[meager sparrow]

Good point

We love edging lords scps

[wispy walrus]

she bit someone's dih off

[hidden wave]

If the article puts a part of the article in the article, then it's canon. If you think there's a contradiction, then you need to assume the older part of the article was mistaken

[wispy walrus]

🥀

actually no

[chrome summit]

Both 914 loga and 682 started out fine. But overtime people choose to ignore the rules placed by the original article. Hence the critism.

[meager sparrow]

Obama have dih...

[prime fossil]

953's article honestly just isn't written well. The speaking in it doesn't feel natural, and the content of it seems insane just to be insane.

[wispy walrus]

not even 🥀 at that point

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-agl-super-saiyan-god-ss-goku-and-super-saiyan-god-ss-vegeta-all-out-final-battle-god-smashing-power-rage-of-our-warrior-race-kamehameha-and-final-flash-gif-12192462040081661632

[wispy walrus]

just

[shrewd egret]

682 seems okayish to contain i still don't get why the SCP foundation would break its own protocol to try in vain to kill the fucker

[fierce lynx]

termination tests completely conflict with this part of the article

[wispy walrus]

read 6820

[prime fossil]

I don't need to assume anything. You might as well believe the SCP foundation controls the multiverse.

[fiery salmon]

SCP-6820 ⁠— TERMINATION ATTEMPT

ADMONITION: Episode I
⸺
by Liryn, Placeholder McD, syuzhet
Object Class: Thaumiel
Rating: +1271

[shrewd egret]

Thing is the basic concept is simple so it's really easy to add onto without actually giving it much thought

[chrome summit]

Then the original article would be updated to reflect that

[hidden wave]

Yes well, clearly this part of the article was written in universe before the foundation found out more information. or they were simply mistaken and haven't gotten to updating it yet

[gilded token]

I will always say that 682 doesn’t really deserve to be called a keter when honestly it wouldn’t be that hard to contain if they STOPPED FUCKING WITH IT

Leave the damn lizard alone

[wispy walrus]

914 and 682 are good for an obvious reason

they are good

[shrewd egret]

Hence why you get a lot of low effort content to add to the pile

[chrome summit]

From an in universe stand point. It is stupid to not change things when test logs show different results

[wispy walrus]

they were probably the coolest shit ever back in the og series 1 days

[fierce lynx]

what

[wispy walrus]

but now the standard has gone up

[meager sparrow]

Isn't it too late to change though?

He's too iconic

[wispy walrus]

not just in individual article quality terms

[lone crane]

if you could somehow get 682 onto the sun that might actually work as a containment method considering its gravity and composition

[chrome summit]

Something like that should be updated ASAP

[wispy walrus]

but how people see scps

[hidden wave]

Well it's the only in-universe justification that works without acknowledging it's terribly written

[shrewd egret]

What if we take 682 and push it somewhere else

[hidden wave]

so that's what i go with

[gilded token]

682 should get a rewrite and the term logs should be archived

[chrome summit]

Sure it is a justification

[wispy walrus]

no son

[chrome summit]

But doesnt change the fact people have a reason they hate the writing

[wispy walrus]

why

[meager sparrow]

I hate you dad

[wispy walrus]

it's site history

[prime fossil]

682 is keter because it needs to be constantly given acid.

[fierce lynx]

this justification makes the foundation look idiotic, though the entirety of 682's article does that regardless

[hidden wave]

Hating the writing is one thing
But you can't ignore that it's a canon part of the article, which is what people do

[chrome summit]

It is stupid to ignore the rules the author established for their SCP

[shrewd egret]

All the classic SCPs are literally perfect actually you aren't allowed to touch them smh

[prime fossil]

173 is euclid because if it was left with its feces, it'd still be contained.

[chrome summit]

Yeah. They are canon.

[hidden wave]

Just go with the interpretation that part of 682's anomaly is it makes people want to terminate it despite being unkillable

[wispy walrus]

nah

173 chould shit

[prime fossil]

No, this is stupid lol

[wispy walrus]

and fill the room up

[chrome summit]

But I will never like the fact it is canon

[wispy walrus]

the pressure from the shit inside the room would eventually break down the walls

[prime fossil]

stronger walls

[shrewd egret]

Honestly would make a lot more sense if it's like subliminal hatred compelling people to see it as an imminent threat

[lone crane]

it's not like just jumping would make you float off that's not how space works and especially not how the sun works

[wispy walrus]

sonion.

[meager sparrow]

Put scp 173 in the sun

[chrome summit]

It's like the Sea Treader. It is canonically a leviathan but I will never like the fact it is

[gilded token]

He’ll you don’t even need to rewrite the article, just archive the damn term logs

[shrewd egret]

As it stands why the fuck are they still trying to kill it

[prime fossil]

euclid scps can be contained by a strong box, keter scps need to be contained with a box and added stuff

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correct-random-funny--k01KR2GN80XJGCGEV4B289WESG2

[fierce lynx]

i think we should just be able to accept that some articles arent well written instead of coming up with dumb excuses for plot holes

[lone crane]

if it wasn't stupidly hard to get that close to the sun then it'd be more reliable

[prime fossil]

096 is euclid because if you put it in a good box, it'll sit there

[gilded token]

682 without the term logs is a basic series 1 article

[chrome summit]

Of course

Even outside the termination logs

682 is just not an interesting SCP

[hidden wave]

yeah that works too i like the idea

[lone crane]

parker solar probe's SEVEN venus gravity assists:

[hidden wave]

Well 682 isn't getting rewritten and it's not getting deleted, so coming up with dumb excuses for plot holes is the best option

[chrome summit]

"Big lizard that is hard to kill and hates everything >:("

[shrewd egret]

Again, literally just kid on the playground making up stuff so they can never lose

actually I have an anti laser shield

[short kernel]

Like in retrospective there are bigger fish to fry than giant regenerating hateful lizard

[wispy walrus]

in 7000, 682 was about to kill a bunch of people at an outdoor event in public

[chrome summit]

Anti anti laser shield

[prime fossil]

on its own it's a semi-interesting concept. Maybe for a game. It certainly doesn't have much going for it, as it still suffers from infectious SCPs

[wispy walrus]

and right before 682 got there

[gilded token]

That’s term log 682

[hidden wave]

you can't just start ignoring parts of an article just because you don't like them
i mean you could

[wispy walrus]

7000-1 got kicked by a fucking kangaroo or something

[fierce lynx]

the 682 powercreep was catastrophic

[shrewd egret]

anti anti anti laser shield sucker. I kills u instantly

[wispy walrus]

and everyone was too busy laughign at him to notice the mtf recontain 682

[chrome summit]

I think another issue with the logs

[gilded token]

682’s main article is pretty basic and boring, and it could use a lot of refining to make the article better

[chrome summit]

Is that it makes 682 seem like this unstoppable entity

[wispy walrus]

579 better

[chrome summit]

But the Foundation still keeps it contained with just acid

[fiery salmon]

SCP-579 ⁠— [DATA EXPUNGED]

by Sophia Light, scroton
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +429 / 60% upvoted

[meager sparrow]

Do ya think SCP SL will eventually overtake SCP CB as the most known scp game?

Or nah

[fierce lynx]

yea why the fuck does 682 not adapt to the acid

HE ADAPTED TO BEING WRITTEN OUT OF EXISTENCE

[fiery salmon]

SCP-4000 ⁠— Taboo

by Captain Kirby, PeppersGhost
Rating: +44

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

[wispy walrus]

???

[prime fossil]

the log writers agreed that 682 decides to sit there and rot for some reason?

[hidden wave]

I guess you could argue that the acid isn't killing it, just keeping it in a constant state of weakness, that's why it doesn't adapt

or something

[wispy walrus]

rating 44?

[chrome summit]

Hell. Each time escapes they are able to just get a task force to put it back in the damn chamber

[wispy walrus]

wtf

it's a kcon

how

[shrewd egret]

yeah again like what sense does it make to try and kill it if they seem to be able to contain it just fine

[short kernel]

Plot purposes

[hidden wave]

probably a warnign page

[fierce lynx]

slop purposes

[hidden wave]

or no it's just wrong

i lied

[shrewd egret]

Literally antithetical to the foundation's purpose

[wispy walrus]

bruh

how

[chrome summit]

Outside that. For something that adapts. The Foundation is still effective at recontaining it after breaches

[frank parcel]

I think 682 would be alot more compelling if it had an effect that made it so people WANTED too kill

[meager sparrow]

Plot armor

[chrome summit]

With how much it has adapted. You think it wouldn't be possible anymore

[shrewd egret]

This is what me and Markus are saying

[chrome summit]

But nah. Give it a few hours or days and 682 is back in the cell

[frank parcel]

Uncontrollable urge to kill scp 682

[hidden wave]

are the adaptations not temporary

[prime fossil]

if we follow the idea that 682 adapts to survive instead of to thrive, it makes sense how the foundation can easily recontain it

[chrome summit]

Hell, they once moved 682 to 079's cell

682 didn't even breach. They just moved him there

[wispy walrus]

dude

just kill 682

easy

[chrome summit]

682 and 079 are in different facilities

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brain-brain-meme--k01KR2GBDABXYZ2F75BEAB5570P

[shrewd egret]

Man saw it as a vacation

[prime fossil]

it was probably 079 to 682, because they'd have to remove 682 frrom acid
but of course, 682 would be completely decomposed and barely moving

[hidden wave]

i mean yes he's not that dangerous when you're not trying to kill him

[prime fossil]

imagine having to watch a lizard decompose as your job

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3999 ⁠— I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me

by LordStonefish
Object Classes: Apollyon, Neutralized
Rating: +3166

🔞 adult

[chrome summit]

No. It was 682 to 079

[shrewd egret]

The image of scp staff walking 682 to another facility like a dog

[fierce lynx]

what is with you and this chud scp

[prime fossil]

depending on what size 682 is, they would use a number of methods

[wispy walrus]

it's my favorite one

[chrome summit]

Actually re-reading it

[fierce lynx]

why

[wispy walrus]

I've said it before

[chrome summit]

Both 079 and 682 just got put in the same cell

[wispy walrus]

it's really touching

and I deeply relate to it

[chrome summit]

Keep in mind. These two SCPs are in completely seperate facilities

[wispy walrus]

I cried reading it

and listening to the video at the end of it

[fierce lynx]

what possible reason could they have to even test 079 and 682

[lone crane]

putting 682 on the sun would be so ridiculously hard btw

[chrome summit]

Which is just an example of poor writing on 079's page

[lone crane]

that's a huge payload

[wispy walrus]

no other scp made me cry but 3999

[chrome summit]

Not a test

SCP-[REDACTED] breached

[prime fossil]

682 has variable sizes.

[chrome summit]

So they put 682 and 079 in the same cell

[fierce lynx]

what

[lone crane]

682 in a suitable container and enough acid to keep it immobile

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/no-correlation-xy-dots-gif-7901710

[prime fossil]

without the acid he'd probably just eat the ship lol

[wispy walrus]

just kill 682 dude

smh

[lone crane]

exactly

[wispy walrus]

fuckin idiots dawg

[chrome summit]

079 is in a facility just for computer based anomalies btw

[fierce lynx]

just nuke it

[lone crane]

i wanna see the monster of a rocket that would put 682 on the sun

[wispy walrus]

d d f fbd

[lone crane]

that'd be some kerbal shit

[fierce lynx]

beat the shit out of 682 so he's really small, put him in a tub of acid and then put him in the rocket

[chrome summit]

Yeah. I dont like this 079 and 682 meeting either

[shrewd egret]

682 the mary sue

[chrome summit]

It's stupid

[prime fossil]

682 typing while being the same thing the foundation just walks up to after it breaches and takes it back to its chamber lol

[chrome summit]

And makes no sense when you just think about it

[shrewd egret]

even rhymes it's perfect

[lone crane]

yeah maybe reducing his size would work

[fierce lynx]

i also hate the fact that 682 talks

its so corny

[hidden wave]

he's contained in a 5m^3 cell

[prime fossil]

does it actually talk in the original page?

[hidden wave]

he's not that big normally

[hidden wave]

yes

[fiery salmon]

SCP-682 ⁠— Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

by Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +4186

[prime fossil]

just so happens that he grows when he eats

[fierce lynx]

yea

[chrome summit]

There is one good thing about 682

A thing I agree with him on in fact

999 is a disgusting ugly blob

[hidden wave]

!999

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[shrewd egret]

but 999 is sugoi kawaii cutey patootie wholesome 100

[chrome summit]

[fierce lynx]

slop scp

[prime fossil]

682 seems to not necessarily want to annihilate humanity, but instead just hates being interacted with

[fierce lynx]

yea id hate humanity too if they put me through this bullshit

[tribal mist]

So let me be clear. SCP-953 is in fact not a reskinned skeleton right.

[shrewd egret]

love how people seem to treat it like it's some friendly blob and not what is in practise sentient heroin

[prime fossil]

reading the page we can see they don't want people to talk to 682 in fear of making it mad
so it must not always be mad???

[chrome summit]

Humans do indeed suck

[formal sky]

kinda

[prime fossil]

999 is a giant amoeba that moves and makes people happy lol

[chrome summit]

Never thought about it that way before lol

[fierce lynx]

not at all no

[shrewd egret]

if you're forced to be happy after touching something that's a fucking drug

[chrome summit]

My favorite thing is that 999 fans never depict 999 right

999 has no facial features

[formal sky]

953 can mimic humans like 3114 can but 953 will have a different attack and different abilities for dealing with enemies

[chrome summit]

But they always draw it with a face

[shrewd egret]

bbut my kawaii edits....

[gilded token]

Also the new pic for 682 is horrible

It pisses me off

[fierce lynx]

953 is also disguised by default

[tribal mist]

why did they even change it 😭

[fierce lynx]

plays completely differently from 3114

[chrome summit]

Yeah. It is a pretty bad pic

[prime fossil]

amoeba with a smile

[chrome summit]

The old pic is a lot cooler but sadly copyright

[gilded token]

copyright

[prime fossil]

I like it but it doesn't fit the description

[formal sky]

not really, can still mimic humans even easier

[fierce lynx]

whole bunch of NOTHING in this pic

[tribal mist]

fym copyright who tf copyrighting the whale skeleton 😭

[shrewd egret]

original SCP authors trying not to find some random artwork to copy paste into their creepypasta

[gilded token]

Russia iirc

[chrome summit]

I will give the pic credits

[formal sky]

however 953's attacks are much more different than 3114

[chrome summit]

It shows a breached SCP on the surface

[tribal mist]

this actually looks like a pile of shit.

[fierce lynx]

you dont walk around looking for bodies to steal as 953 you start disguised

[chrome summit]

Once again showing that CB is what started this underground facility trope

And not the wiki

[formal sky]

duh

[tribal mist]

which on second thought it makes sense because 682 in terms of literally anything is in fact shit.

[fierce lynx]

so it plays very differently from 3114

[formal sky]

ur not listening

[chrome summit]

To sum up 953

[shrewd egret]

Acting like most SCP fans read instead of watching markiplier SCP CB let's play

[chrome summit]

https://tenor.com/view/he-does-exactly-what-i-do-but-better-suicide-squad-james-gunn-peacemaker-bloodsport-gif-26579454

[formal sky]

953 can mimic humans even easier than 3114 and can use the "skinwalker" element to blend in with humans

[gilded token]

The day Markiplier plays SL will be glorious

[formal sky]

especially since by default 953 is disguised

[tribal mist]

wait she is

[gilded token]

Actually Markiplier should play Fragmented Minds

[formal sky]

she can also mimic other scp's

[shrewd egret]

Would be a lot better for the community than xQc was that's for sure

[lilac sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-officer-jaffe-dick-dastardly-rage-gif-17504475

[gilded token]

Idk if Mark would like SL tbh

[formal sky]

prolly not

[chrome summit]

The competitive community watching as a wave of Mark fans flood SL

[tribal mist]

logging off of discord

[shrewd egret]

Mark doesn't play like public server multiplayer games anyway so

[fierce lynx]

why this is just the goated scooby doo movie

[lilac sandal]

when you finally meet a girl from discord

[chrome summit]

This is probably why Mark wont ever play unless it is some event that brings trusted people

[gilded token]

He'd probably enjoy SL if it was a server with his friends and NW staff and maybe some SL content creators

[shrewd egret]

Scratch markiplier we need Jerma

[fierce lynx]

dick dastardly the goat

[shrewd egret]

Jerma would hit the community like crack in suburban America

[gilded token]

Get Caseoh into SL

[lilac sandal]

give mark early access to 15.0

[formal sky]

caseoh would play sl

i mean xqc did

[wispy walrus]

like twalu 953 to the community

[tribal mist]

okay so from what I remember 953:

Has some sort of magic thing that requires her to leave disguises (I think)
Doesn't need corpses to disguise but instead uses magic
Refills said magic bar by being near humans
uhhh I think thats it.

[tough fern]

953’s default state is also her being disguised

[wispy walrus]

bit someone dih off

[lilac sandal]

yeah but i cant understand anything of what he's saying

[tribal mist]

disguised as what 😭

[chrome summit]

Disguised

Duh

[tough fern]

Being undisguised is temporary

[formal sky]

dududud

[tribal mist]

im talking about SL 953

[tough fern]

Human

[formal sky]

dud

[wispy walrus]

well let's say they kept that

[fierce lynx]

yea thats what i mean

[tribal mist]

what did she disguise herself as a fucking Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor fighter jet at the start of the match?

[tough fern]

I assume you’d be forced to go back as a human after being undisguised for a set amount of time

[formal sky]

yes

essence drains

[fierce lynx]

replace 096 with 953

[tribal mist]

replace 096 with 076-2.

nothing changes but it's a permanently enraged 096 have fun lmao

[lyric marten]

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING

[tough fern]

Already makes her gameplay and macro much more interesting than 3114’s

[fierce lynx]

i assume you can switch between different human disguises while in disguised mode

you dont have one set disguise

[formal sky]

may patreon post gonna be so hard gatekeeping

[tough fern]

That or scp disguises as well

[formal sky]

yes

[tribal mist]

okay do we have a comprehensive idea of how 953 works outside of the disguising mechanic

[tough fern]

It’s going to be so hype

[lilac sandal]

dude no that would be civi hell

[formal sky]

not really besides a fast crawling ambush-like sprint

[tough fern]

Only one of her abilities outside of disguise has been shown and it sees like a crawling sprint that marks a nearby player

[tribal mist]

ik im saying because people unironically want 076-2 in SL

[formal sky]

MAY POST MAY POST MAY POST

[tough fern]

Other than that we have no idea

She will most likely get the flashbang tails though

[fierce lynx]

I wonder if 953 can choose specific players to disguise as

[tribal mist]

also how would 457 work in SL too.

like would he just be a worser/better 049. plus how would you kill him like would fucking super soakers spawn in the map only if 457 is in a round.

[tough fern]

That what I’m wondering

[tribal mist]

953 becomes a Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor fighter jet.

[lilac sandal]

maybe its like tf2

953 is more similar to spy than skelly now that i think about it

[tough fern]

Do you know who you’re transforming into, how does it tell you

I assume it won’t show just your name since that’d make disguise useless

[chrome summit]

People be like

[fierce lynx]

well it's clearly leaning a lot more into the disguises and social stuff than 3114 ever did so I assume it's gonna have a lot of QOL to make actual deception useful

[tough fern]

I’m also wondering how finding disguised players will work if 953’s default state is being disguised, theoretically she can just stay a human the entire round

[chrome summit]

"SL needs new and fun SCPs"

The suggest 076-2 and making the 035 plugin vanilla

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1476570074134614057/caption.gif

[tribal mist]

also 457 would have the same problem as 966. right.

[chrome summit]

Idk

[tribal mist]

like I doubt bullets would harm 457 so would MTF just

spawn with Super soaker

s

[chrome summit]

I think 457 is just boring concept wise

[tribal mist]

same

[chrome summit]

But that is my personal opinion

[lilac sandal]

i wonder if northwood like HAD to add 035 i really wonder how they would do it

[chrome summit]

GD would do something cool

[tribal mist]

bullets won't kill it so you'd literally need to add an item that's literally dedicated to killing it

[tough fern]

I think the basic picks like 076-2 and 682 have genuine gameplay potential, however they are just extremely boring picks, we should have non series one articles represented in playables

[chrome summit]

They aren't lame so they wouldn't make 035 be "human but SCP"

[wispy walrus]

dih

[wispy walrus]

953 gun :)

[tribal mist]

096 but he's permanently enraged
fucking unkillable
yeah so much you can do. 😐

[chrome summit]

GD is full of lore nerds so I would trust them with adding 035

I feel they could make a fun 035 that actually respects the article

[tough fern]

You’re thinking too simplistically

I love love love 035

[lone crane]

would 035 have a thing like jumping around from host to host

[chrome summit]

035 is one of my favorite SCPs

[tribal mist]

no that's literally what 076-2 would do. run at people and kill them with his sword while literally being a permanently enraged 096.

[chrome summit]

Im also just a fan of "evil clowns"

https://tenor.com/view/dimentio-super-paper-mario-spinning-spin-gif-14793734

[lone crane]

think ram but the target would need to be dead or low health

[tribal mist]

035 would genuinely be a better pick than 076-2 or 682.

[tough fern]

I’d love to see him represented in game however I can get if we don’t see him

[lone crane]

wait no one knows ram

[tough fern]

Again, you’re thinking too simplistically

[fierce lynx]

ram

[gilded token]

682 only not works in SL due to it not being humanoid just like the absolute heartbreak of 250 not working

[tough fern]

You can expand upon simple ideas

[tribal mist]

hell I'd rather take 3123 over those two any day of the week 😭

[fierce lynx]

sheep

[chrome summit]

It was a sad day when I heard 250 got dropped all those years ago

[gilded token]

It was truly demoralizing

[tough fern]

I’m glad we got 953 out of it though

[tribal mist]

literally what would 076-2 do that wouldn't just be the most basic shit ever.

[tough fern]

250 is cool though, hope he gets represented in some way

[chrome summit]

Yeah. 953 is cool as hell

[fierce lynx]

how will a decrease in government spending and an increase in the level of private savings affect the real interest rate and interest-sensitive spending in the short run?

[tribal mist]

953 I fsr really didn't want in SL but lowk idgaf when they were announced.

[chrome summit]

Man

[gilded token]

I want his CC to be something you walk above in Heavy JW rapter paddock style

[chrome summit]

When we dropped that initial teaser

Seeing the community explode over the potential of 953 was amazing

"NW DEFINITELY WOULDN'T ADD SOMETHING LIKE 953"

[fierce lynx]

i didnt believe it

[formal sky]

i'm just glad nw put effort into making 953 a great new playable that strays away from her mid article

[wet nacelle]

Game designers

[gilded token]

Flerkjerk was the undisputed leader of the cope against 953

[chrome summit]

Yeah, I know

[charred island]

Lmao

[frank parcel]

Lol

[fierce lynx]

😔

[chrome summit]

People forget how insane some of GD is

[gilded token]

I switched over real quick though tbh

[chrome summit]

953 is a perfect SCP to add if you lean into the horror

Especially with how much the community loved 3114

[tough fern]

Spitballing but I can make up a kit rn

• 076-2 would be an assault class with around the same hp as 939
• basic heavy hitting melee attack
• a run that works similarly to oni’s charge in dbd, reduced turning speed and your speed while running ramps up overtime, as long as the damage it does
• colliding into a player into this rush applies bleeding, and slightly reduces the damage and speed of your rush due to losing momentum
• An ability that allows you to enter a very short invisible state (think around 2.5 seconds) in which if you get hit by anything that would make you take damage Abel would physically dodge it
• Meter that fills up overtime and fills up faster as you get kills, once it fully fills you can choose to activate to enter a state in which all of your stats are buffed

But again you can do a lot with simple ideas

[chrome summit]

We stated that we liked 3114's base concept. But didn't want to add 3114 to the natural spawn pool

Even before Deepwell. It was pretty obvious it was gonna be 953

[tough fern]

3114 was just a bad addition overall but I’m glad it helped us get 953

[tribal mist]

so 096 but with extra steps.

😭

[tough fern]

Not really

That’s like calling 939 096

[chrome summit]

Deepwell was also an amazing way to get some of the community to accept 953

[tribal mist]

that's literally apples and oranges vro 🥀

[lilac sandal]

man it was so obvious

953 was gonna be added

[tribal mist]

they LITERALLY have nothing similar while 076-2 and 096 are basically nearly identical.

[gilded token]

3114 was horrendous

[chrome summit]

Some people were really in denial over the gorilla though

[tribal mist]

eh seen some huffers yap about how it'd be 239 😭

[tough fern]

I assumed if was 953 because literally no other addition from site-17 made sense

[prime fossil]

076-2 would be a terrible SCP because he has no interesting gimmick. He's just a "kill things" SCP.

[tribal mist]

to be frank 2006 has no malicious intent + putting him in a site that has a shit ton of evil killer monsters is a horrendous idea.

[tribal mist]

literally my point 🥀

[tough fern]

2006 also was just not from site-17

[chrome summit]

Some people refused to believe the teaser was a hint

[gilded token]

4051 and 2006 were the last things the non believers had to hold onto

[prime fossil]

2006 wont be added because 953 is just a better version

[tribal mist]

also why would they put him in site-02 in the first place.

[chrome summit]

"SL ignores lore so it could have been transferred to Site-17 to throw us off"

[tribal mist]

wait is it site-17 or is it site-02

[tough fern]

Tbf there’s a lore reason for that, O5-12 asks for certain scps to be in site-02

[chrome summit]

I saw one person try to claim "it is gonna be 457 but they reclassified him to keter"

[tough fern]

Site-02

[prime fossil]

we are in site-02

[frank parcel]

Bro look at the lineup in site 02😭

[chrome summit]

Like, 457

What would happen to make 457 a Keter

[gilded token]

457...

[prime fossil]

that thing could be neutralized if they just stopped looking at it lol

[tough fern]

That’s how you can explain them just putting scps like 096, 106, and 953 in the same location

And justify it

[fierce lynx]

my special brand of cope was that the scp being from site 17 was a lie because the opguide says 330 was brought to site 02 from site 11, but 330 isnt on the site 11 page

[tribal mist]

the only one is 106 the others are a cakewalk lowk.

[frank parcel]

He turned himself into a gas

[prime fossil]

O5-12 is trying to hide SCPs in Site-02

[fierce lynx]

i never believed in the 4051 and 2006 tho that was silly

[chrome summit]

I still saw some denial over 457 when 953 was officially announced

[gilded token]

4051 would be horrendous

[tough fern]

People hated 953 a weird amount

[chrome summit]

Some people really thought 457 was next

That particle test is gonna haunt us forever

[prime fossil]

pattern recognition of 939

[tough fern]

I accepted it was probably her from the get go

[tribal mist]

again 457 runs into the same issue (or one of the issues) that 966 has where it'd be like: "we need to add a singular item that can counter this SCP"

bullets aren't gonna do shit to it so would MTF just run in with super soakers

[prime fossil]

457's whole gimmick is it's a fire that moves lol

[gilded token]

God the arguments over 953 being too morally wrong to add to the game was so stupid

[fierce lynx]

he explodes

[prime fossil]

sentient fire

[tribal mist]

which do LITERALLY nothing outside of killing 457

[frank parcel]

If they added 457 hed probably just be able to die to normal bullets

[chrome summit]

It doesn't even make sense for MTF to enter Site-02 with super soakers

[frank parcel]

966 would be💀

[chrome summit]

They dont know what SCPs are even inside the facility

[prime fossil]

it does, just not NTF

[fierce lynx]

yea ts pissed me off even when i was in denial of it being 953, like yea i dont think its 953 but yall making the dumbest arguments as to why its not 😭

[tribal mist]

"grrrrr 953 shouldn't be added because it's goonbait!!!"
literally 953:

[prime fossil]

966 would add functionality to NVG. that's it

[tough fern]

If you pump hundreds of rounds of led into fire it’d probably dilute enough

[tribal mist]

how though, he's LITERALLY fucking FIRE

[gilded token]

"953 is too evil to be added to the game!" The humble 106

[frank parcel]

Video game logic

[tough fern]

There’s also the excuse of certain scps not dying when you actually kill them

Like 106, 096, and 939

[frank parcel]

Half the scps in the game are already bullet proof and basically unkillable in lore

[prime fossil]

he's a fire that can be put out by not giving it material
the SCP is as temporary as the foundation wants him to be

[frank parcel]

457 just gives up

[fierce lynx]

maybe a tiny little bit i guess but it would have to be an enormous amount of bullets in a short amount of time

[tribal mist]

they're UNKILLABLE not BULLETPROOF

[tough fern]

Straight up that was stupid

[tribal mist]

if you shoot it enough times it'll give up and fuck off

[frank parcel]

Okay

[prime fossil]

meanwhile 049 just being a person with leather armor

[tough fern]

SL is a horror game its allowed to delve into articles with dark topics

Discussion on how the article itself handles it though is a different story

[frank parcel]

Well 106 and 939 are definitely killable but also bulletproof so idk your point

457 is also definitely killable

[gilded token]

106 is not killable lmao

[prime fossil]

106 is debatable, he could just be made out of the sludge

[gilded token]

bro literally just peaces out

[chrome summit]

939s are neigh impossible to kill with conventional means

[prime fossil]

pretty sure we don't know if 106 is made out of the sludge or not

[chrome summit]

They lack vital organs

[fierce lynx]

he could be killable but the foundation has no way of knowing since he just leaves and pops up somewhere else if u annoy him enough

[hidden wave]

939s aren't bulletproof

[chrome summit]

You have to basically burn the body to kill a 939

[gilded token]

106 is only mildly annoyed at being shot at

[prime fossil]

you just have to get rid of enough of their body for them to be incapable of anything

[tough fern]

106’s healthbar is how much shit he can take before he fucks off

[prime fossil]

hume shield*

[chrome summit]

You have to destory it completely

[tough fern]

It’s an annoyance meter if anythint

[frank parcel]

Too much effort😔

[chrome summit]

Basically burn it

[hidden wave]

this is if you take the strict defintion of kill as "cessation of all life signs" a few bullets will make a 939 immobile and helpless

[prime fossil]

106 players going into the ground when they hear glass breaking

[prime fossil]

what do they regrow or smth???

[tribal mist]

literally in 939's file they said that they killed a shitload of 939s when they got ambushed

[chrome summit]

How

There's a fully dissected 939 that still talks

[prime fossil]

for 939 you just have to destroy their limbs and make them immobile

[hidden wave]

it's literally just meat, shoot it a bunch and it can't move, talking isn't a threat

[prime fossil]

no need to annihilate

[chrome summit]

Sure. Enough shooting

[gilded token]

106 needs to be moving with confidence and loose, like he's having fun when above half health but then gets pissed on below half health

[chrome summit]

But still not dead

And it is gonna take awhile

[tribal mist]

yeah that's being unkillable not invincible to literally everything.

[fierce lynx]

106 needs the aura rework

he got no aura rn

[chrome summit]

And I never said Invincible

I just said unkillable

[fierce lynx]

and i dont want the unity aura

[chrome summit]

They are hard to kill

[gilded token]

I mean, I'd say he's the scariest SCP in the game rn but you right

[hidden wave]

like as soon as you get a few lucky shots on a limb it's messed up, there's a reason 939s rely on ambushes and stealth in the article

[chrome summit]

939s are keter for a reason

[prime fossil]

if 939's invincible then why can I see them
amnestic gas
uhhh guys

[gilded token]

unity 106 is so fucking bad

[chrome summit]

Yes. You can shoot them enough to eventually tear off muscles

The problem is well

Shooting them

[prime fossil]

they're keter because they can reproduce and maybe escape their box

[hidden wave]

they're keter because they're in the wild and hard to detect due to amnestics not because they're insanely hard to kill

[fierce lynx]

eh only just because of the built in jumpscare sound when he teleports under you

[chrome summit]

Cause it's a 939

[chrome summit]

I more meant their abilities make it hard to recontain them

[fierce lynx]

god i hate this stupid chud

[chrome summit]

They breathe a gas that makes you forget and these fuckers can climb walls

[prime fossil]

106 is keter because they have to power giant magnets to make him not torture kids

[hidden wave]

i mean, the 939s aren't really containment breaching in any scenario i don't think

[chrome summit]

It isnt just the wild instances

[gilded token]

106 is keter because it can go wherever the fuck he wants to

[prime fossil]

if they work together they could potentially take out poorly constructed walls

[chrome summit]

It's the fact 939s are fuckin strong as shit and a hassle to put back in the box

[prime fossil]

but yeah I'm not worried about them in containment

[shell sphinx]

rip scp unity :(

[gilded token]

I really don't like Unity's SCP designs

[shell sphinx]

dk why they could just give ownership to someone else

[prime fossil]

keter's only based on how hard it is to contain/keep contained, so this guy got his status from walking out of 30 different cell designs

[chrome summit]

Remember, 939's have a bite force that exceeds any real life animal

[gilded token]

Their 096, 173, and 106 just look stupid

[chrome summit]

Imagine how strong their other muscles are

[shell sphinx]

how come?

i thought they look really cool

[wispy walrus]

cocc

[fierce lynx]

there are instances of 966 out in the wild yet 966 is a euclid scp

[chrome summit]

Oh and dont forget

939s are huge

[prime fossil]

this is insane, a whale?

[formal sky]

it would be an actual nightmare being in the storage area when the 939's breached containment in cb as a worker

[chrome summit]

Larger than humans

[hidden wave]

do whales even bite that hard

[chrome summit]

Yes

[hidden wave]

i doubt it

[prime fossil]

SCPSL 939 is large, but not the size of how a 939 capable of biting stronger than any animal would be

[chrome summit]

Probably not lol

[fierce lynx]

939 special ability to turn you into a hand

[fierce lynx]

i doubt it they are filter feeders so

they dont really have to bite anything

[hidden wave]

exactly yeah

[chrome summit]

Crocodiles have the strongest bite force

[formal sky]

white hand

[fierce lynx]

oh well there are orcas

[hidden wave]

whales probably have like one of the weakest bite forces out there

[fierce lynx]

orcas bite really hard

[prime fossil]

some whales open and close their mouth, maybe it's strong with all that weight

[chrome summit]

And they are significantly smaller than a great white shark

[prime fossil]

they usually just grab and throw, not crunch

[fierce lynx]

i looked it up orcas have the strongest bite in the animal kingdom

[chrome summit]

Or orcas

[prime fossil]

okay that's cool

[chrome summit]

I usually see it argued between orcas and crocodiles

Spefically the nile croc

[fierce lynx]

orcas have a bite force of 19k SPI

nile crocodile is 5000 PSI

[chrome summit]

Anyways, 939's bite force is used to crush the human skull in one bite

[gilded token]

The whole family that crocidiles are apart of are awesome

Literally immune to cancer

[chrome summit]

939s are dangerous as shit

Again. These fuckers can climb walls

[formal sky]

we need 939 to bite heads off with the gore update

[chrome summit]

They can and will jump off a ceiling to kill

[fierce lynx]

orcas are scary

[prime fossil]

maybe the 939s measured are the largest ones, and they're usually smaller?

[marble mantle]

these random pings get worse and worse by the hour

[gilded token]

Dolphins are evil motherfuckers

[chrome summit]

Nope @prime fossil

Article states average is 2.2 meters

[hidden wave]

SCP-939 average 2.2 meters tall standing upright and weigh an average of 250 kg, though weight is highly variable.

[chrome summit]

Humans average around 1.8

[marble mantle]

939 instances are small as fuck

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they're like 550 pounds on average

[chrome summit]

"Small"

They're larger than humans

[marble mantle]

I'm over 10 metres tall so they're small to me

[fierce lynx]

smaller than polar bear

[prime fossil]

larger yeah but the ones with the insane bite force might just be... severe outliers...

[fierce lynx]

who win in a fight one polar bear or one 939

[marble mantle]

me

i win the fight

[prime fossil]

the bite force would imply 939 lol

[marble mantle]

939 has amnesiatic gas though

[hidden wave]

polar bear weighs significantly more despite 939 having higher bite force

[chrome summit]

Bite forces have been measured in exceeds of 35 MPa

This implies they measured multiple times

[prime fossil]

lemme look at this

[hidden wave]

i think polar bear has got this

[chrome summit]

So no, it is most likely average

[marble mantle]

939 also significantly outmuscles the polar bear

[marble mantle]

as it more than likely has a shit ton more fast-twitch muscle fibres

[hidden wave]

i think we discussed how many 939s it would take to take out an elephant seal in this channel before

[prime fossil]

35mpa is 5k psi

[hidden wave]

and by i think i mean i know

[marble mantle]

ouch

[prime fossil]

939 has slightly better bite force than a crocodile

[fierce lynx]

prob like 5

[prime fossil]

just a big croc lol

[chrome summit]

Which is still deadly as fuck

[marble mantle]

why does everyone use psi

[prime fossil]

we used it before about crocs so I compared

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america

[fierce lynx]

ooh ra

[marble mantle]

do you all even realise psi doesn't stand for pounds as in weight

it stands for pound force

[hidden wave]

psi does not stand for that lmao

[chrome summit]

Crocs who can climb walls and ceilings

[hidden wave]

psi is pounds/in^2

[chrome summit]

And breathe amnestic gas

[marble mantle]

which is what americans devised instead of using newtons like a normal human being

[chrome summit]

And mimic voices

And can probably feel you breathe

[marble mantle]

psi is pound force over area squared

[hidden wave]

yes

[gilded token]

939s are the perfect predator which unironically is just a somehow updated crocodile

[marble mantle]

pound force is NOT pounds

[hidden wave]

thank you imperial system for creating pound mass and pound force

[fierce lynx]

actually it was devised by europeans who used the imperial system

[chrome summit]

Also 939 are pack hunters

So in most scenarios

You are dealing with multiple 939s

[marble mantle]

americans were founded by europeans so

[coarse falcon]

939s are oddly similar to the xenomorph

[chrome summit]

Imagine having to recontain like 5 crocodiles who can run, mimic voices, breathe amnestic gas and have no vital organs

And are taller than you

Oh, and they climb walls

[marble mantle]

what counts as vital

[fierce lynx]

i feel like with enough guns that wouldnt be too hard

and big metal walls

[chrome summit]

Sure, enough guns help

The issue is getting in range

[marble mantle]

does this mean that the 939 x 953 yuri can't exist

[lilac sandal]

they say the fifffffteennn point zirooo is close

fifftiin

[weary crane]

yea i've seen 2 d class contain them. they're not that dangerous

[chrome summit]

939s lack organs completely besides lungs

[fierce lynx]

a pack of 939s wouldnt be able to break out of the cell they got 173 in

[chrome summit]

But they dont need the lungs to live

[marble mantle]

so it is impossible

damn

[weary crane]

NO SEX??

[marble mantle]

the yuri scene was doomed from the start

[coarse falcon]

What do u mean by that

[marble mantle]

pack it up guys

[coarse falcon]

Oohhhh

Nvm

I get it

Fuck

[chrome summit]

Obvs yeah, they can't break out of there

[marble mantle]

[chrome summit]

But I meant in a scenario where something goes wrong and they get out

Or you have to burn a nest

[marble mantle]

in case you haven't gathered this already I am an avid reader of smut

[weary crane]

just close a door

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[coarse falcon]

No i get it

[chrome summit]

939-168 killed a fair amount at Site-19

[coarse falcon]

I got it

[chrome summit]

939s are efficient predators

[marble mantle]

why do they hunt though

[chrome summit]

They ambush their prey and attack in packs

[marble mantle]

they have no vital organs

[fierce lynx]

the love of the game

[weary crane]

throwing in random fun facts now huh

[marble mantle]

surely that means they aren't in need of sustenance

[chrome summit]

And use amnestic breath and mimicry to disorienate you

[marble mantle]

the nutritional value can't be processed without a gastric system

[chrome summit]

They can't eat

Well they do, but they just throw it up later

[fierce lynx]

add 098 to sl

[fiery salmon]

SCP-098 ⁠— Surgeon Crabs

by DrEverettMann
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +497

[chrome summit]

No stomach

[lilac sandal]

that photo looks like THE SPIDER

[marble mantle]

so 939 instances do it for the love of the game huh

[fierce lynx]

type o crabs that got amelia earhart

did you guys know coconut crabs hunt birds

[marble mantle]

yeah

they drop on top of them from the trees

[formal sky]

098 so chill

[fiery salmon]

SCP-099 ⁠— The Portrait

by Sorts, Zaeyde
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +427

SCP-100 ⁠— "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"

by Wilt
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +517

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

SCP-101 ⁠— Hungry Bag

by Jo Black
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +340

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

SCP-102 ⁠— Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

There is a darkness inside of this house. And you. Here, come and see it.
⸺
by tyrastafr, xexnoncores, tunedtoadeadchannel
Rating: +63

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

SCP-103 ⁠— Rhys' Head/Mara's Heart

You can't always get what you want.
⸺
by AstersQuill, fairydoctor, BitOddInnit, tunedtoadeadchannel, Spade103
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +105

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch. / 💌 patreon.com/crombird

SCP-104 ⁠— The Lonely Ball

by Dr Gears
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +131

[fierce lynx]

lonely ball

give 018 a friend

[past field]

I still hope Northwood uses my idea of Elliot Goodge being a easter egg for scp 1576.)

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-goog-gta-v-gta-5-go-gif-13980561794943344088

[past field]

I had this idea since the end of deepwell act two..

[lilac sandal]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[past field]

What did i do?

[half dragon]

1% chance of this playing instead of hearing dead players would be mad funny

[past field]

That's too low....

[half dragon]

Its not like the dead players ever give good information

[prime fossil]

this already happens at a 50% lol

[half dragon]

And if they do, they're all talking over each other so I can't actually hear anything

[fiery salmon]

SCP-5161 ⁠— Hooked

by Ampyrsand
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +13

[past field]

What would Goodge say?

[fiery salmon]

SCP-5167 ⁠— When The Impostor Is Sus

by Tanhony
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +462

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

[wispy walrus]

amogus

[half dragon]

"KILL THAT FUCKING FURRY"

Covering my fists in Scranton Reality Anchors and boxing the SCPs 🗣️

[prime fossil]

carrying a reality anchor must be insane

[wet swallow]

I still hope that NW allow 953 to say "Boing" once in a while.

[lilac sandal]

an iq too high

should have added the "

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1477249216471503013.webp?size=96&animated=true

[wet swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[lilac sandal]

nah that would only work for twalu

[half dragon]

I'm built different

[lilac sandal]

there's 100% a smaller and less quality version of this

[tribal mist]

what is that

[wet swallow]

La creatura

[tribal mist]

i dont like it i want it gone joe cut it down

[wet swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1484259680699285677/attachment.gif

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/what-does-the-fox-say-ylvis-gif-3473839242436182905

127 voice line after recontaining 953.

[lilac sandal]

let me make some corny voiceline uhhhh

man if the mtf spawn cassie voiceline said something like

epsilon 11 designated nine tiled fox

i would put a 953 voiceline saying something like "are they coming specifically for me?" obviously not in english

[fierce lynx]

heart and soul

i fell in love with u heart and soul

the way a fool would do

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

no

[lilac sandal]

man i already knew it was trash but no need for the gif 😿

[past field]

Do you want to see the Yule man as a playable scp for this year Christmas event?

[fierce lynx]

ah wtf canvas got hacked

its over

finals week done

[sand oyster]

Canvas is cooked!!

[lilac sandal]

what is canvas

[past field]

The server?

[fierce lynx]

no

smh yall dont get it

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sigh-gif-5895699729383201961

[sand oyster]

Nah i hate canvas (lowkey im an online college student am i cooked?)

[half dragon]

ok so Site-02 is in Greenland right?

thats in SCP-4666 territory isn't it?

[sand oyster]

Whats 4666

[half dragon]

SCP-4666 would be a really neat SCP to add for Christmas events I think

[sand oyster]

Krampus?

[hidden wave]

yes

[sand oyster]

Agree lets get kampus

[half dragon]

pretty much evil naked old guy who tortures people and kidnaps kids

[sand oyster]

096 but pedophile

106…

[half dragon]

hes not a pedophile he just makes the kids create toys

out of other kids

[paper lake]

4666 needs cheap labour and cheap materials

Children are great for both

[half dragon]

I saw one neat concept somewhere where 4666 harvests corpses to get resources and then he can use them to make traps

[sand oyster]

4666 would be a great addition during the anniversary and his power is he can turn people into kids

[fierce lynx]

isn't 4666's power turning kids into toys

add 4666 during Christmas event, targets people who used the cake

[half dragon]

no cause 049 makes zombies

this would be different cause hes making home alone traps out of people instead

[paper lake]

Relying on corpses is annoying when you have other SCPs that don’t make corpses (106) or use corpses themselves. Imagine a team with 106, 3114, 049 and 4666

[half dragon]

just make them not spawn together

[prime fossil]

049 also suffers from corpses decomposing insanely quick

[weary crane]

049 sucks

just make him shirtless and buff atp

[onyx trellis]

we j be saying anything nowadays

[half dragon]

they're right though

[onyx trellis]

ty for your input new person that joined slcord

[kind ledge]

Best opinion I've ever heard from a member of the sl community

[short kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-twerk-twerking-party-too-much-gif-14402463074468321042