#scp-discussion
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One of the NDs
icy
Quite a few!
I'm generally the more active on the public Discord along with x3j50, my boss
it’s so unfortunate that x3j got into that horrible hot air balloon accident
midoriiii because you aren't misspelling my name
hello im your neighbor
Better Call Sowl
physically could not be gayer if i tried
by Sc0tch
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +422
guys pack it up we found him
performatively gay
larpin gay
why are they stanced up like tung tung tung sahur
something something my culture is not your costume or whatever melodramatic people on twitter say
he is tung
our mortal eyes simply cant see it
i think about that “everyone is 12 now” tweet a lot because it’s really true
everyone does in fact act like they are 12 now
i have pretty cool ideas for 939 and 106s mori animations if they were ever added to dbd
i wish i could animate or draw well at all
how queer
wear this simple contraption and nobody will ever know what you’re doing
i mean you could doing anything under the public masturbation privacy cover really
since when did twitter auto mark stuff as adult or sensitive content btw
id verification
it isn’t that
i’m just posting images and they’re getting marked as adult content
why are you posting nsfw
because i want to?
ig
it’s good for practicing anatomy
post it here coward
anyway what do guys think they should go for as their next scp item in terms of role it plays
should we get another one instance constant thing like 1509 or should it be a consumable like 207
scp 3883
wait i’m dumb
you missed another o in cool
if i wasn’t bound by my shackles (employment) i could be drawing scp sl lesbians
Unc
what
this is a massive loss for the unemployed
this is unironically a better read than 3999
I mean the bar isn’t high but still
true
i should quit my job
what do you guys think yeah or yeah
SCP 6767
Spider-man can see speech
spider-man can see
the speech bubbles are visible to him
you can kinda tell when someone says spider-man without the hyphen tho
only if they say spiderman tho
if they say spider man you can’t
man fuck you
I'm gonna put you in a coal mine boy
Still less annoying than Balloon Boy
idk man I'd be annoyed if there was a fuckass statue shitting all over the floors
Five Nights at Site-02
no
Sounds like the janitor's problem
is your pfp charlie from the fnaf books?
yeah
you still have to exit the building
and you will have to walk across the shit piles
there should be a 3 way that’s like a fake 4 way with a collapsed hallway for added depth
what is it
cernunnos
Just dont blink bro
What does it mean
Dude how is not blinking going to make the shit pile at the exit go away
he can’t do it if you’re looking at him
incomplete containment because of ethical reasons
or logistical
Then wait for the janitor duh
you should be allowed to shit while being looked at again because i think looking at 173 and him immediately shitting all over the floor is funny
wasnt it stated somewhere that only direct observation counts
idk read the article
Same goes for me
awesome

soldier boy
the infamous breakneck get shat on strat 💔
literal stunlock
i heard 173 js kills u if u try to blink one eye each
does he just speed blitz u while ur looking at him
It was a tale or something
Winking still won't work anyways
Because your brain hates it
It forces you to blink eventually
He was holding the peanut butter in
it still significantly prolongs the time before you have to
underrated aspect of all the human models is that they’re all not really conventionally attractive
fits sl’s tone way better and makes it feel more grounded
as in the civs
i don’t imagine any of the ntf or chaos are real lookers anyway
who cares whats under the mask, just make them keep it on
and the black mtf boots
they can stay on too
I'm sure they are muscular counting they are basically military
mmm
Made me think of Fnaf but the animatronics are all replaced with SCPs.
me when I check Pirate's Cove and accidentally look at 096's face
counterpoint: the scientist was a baddie
WAS
He's still on his break
hand
roblox fingers
the scientist in-game actually has black hair
the reason it's white is because of a bug and northwood just rolled with it
The guard:
Northwood need to hire this guy
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052048242020331930
I think that is only an issue if you have facillity lights off
just like how pinata becomes black
buns
only in ohio ohhhhhhhj
funkysigma tv
ropemaxx
nothing you can do when you’re a d class
hattorivirus
🦠🦠🦠
It makes you Russian and gay
!langscp
!langsark
Son
!langgoc
Tacist
we need lang larp
damn it’s my first time seeing someone misspell “racist” so badly
Dclass already ascending
im getting kicked for a using a vpn and cellular data connections even tho im not using any of them only in the us servers whats the prob ?
what does thatr mean
ざこ
no
🐟
only cultured individuals know what it means
ok dude
ざこ
that's what you are
nah
little subby chuddy
you're a zako
fcuk
I need to steal your
bonk gif
or the flicking forehead one
to use on you
nah
wyd
what's up guys
idk what I'm doing
try to use a different gif challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
I literally did
that's midori's gif, not mine
why are you yellow
HHAHAHH
PISS COLOR
YOU DID IT MIDORI!!!
IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!
YOU
huge news for the unemployed
my profile picture is nothing like your piss coloured name
I had a terrible fever yesterday and getting a friend request from Taylor made it instantly go away
awww
🥺
I lied
It only got worse after that
midorikko
@marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
HYPERACTIE HORNETS IN MY
@marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
there's a place for your kind taylor
SICK OF FEELING NOTHING LIKE A @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
it's called an isolation chamber
IM SO @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
mods take him away
AND MY BODY IS INHABITED BY @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle SHUT @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
NOTHING EVER MATTERS TIL IT @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
THINK ILL START A FIRE FOR FUN, THE SUN IS LOADED LIKE A GUN
AND SHOOTING VENOM THROUGH MY @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle @marble mantle
can u be normal
im sory
has taylor ever been normal
can I have max level already
my supervillian intro
I want to change my name colour T-T
let's see
yes
you have a faulty memory
I think you are mistaken
grandpa I think your dementia is setting
have u guys seen the movie memento
it's pretty good, prob my favorite Christopher nolan movie
yuki suou
do u guys like snapping the little plastic bit off mechanical pencils
I love biting pencils
never give me a normal pencil
I'm gonna eat it like a dog
alright
Update in 2036
Update next month maybe

cassi bot is budgy
!פיש
soonionman
@OnionMan | Senior Game Designer
I'm sifma
No
cassi bot feels gassy
Stop
lucihh 🥀 🥀 🥀
I wanna say something about the rich
but last time I did discord itself warned me
but imagine I said smth fucked up
Blah blah blah rich people evil yada yada etc etc
nah smth bout canibalism
which happened to be related to the rich
yk that reminds me of a "horror" vampire action movie I watched when I was younger
"rich are vampires" "eat the rich" why everyone tryna be kinky bro
true they should keep them in concrete instead
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Foundation. A Tragicomedy In 5 Parts.
⸺
by FrankEntropy
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +170
I hate the poor and their culture
i love life
basically in the movies, our protaganist wants to stop the evil vampires from enslaving the human race and farming them
Ban fake tattoos, toy guns
i love humanity
Informal settlements or similarly crowded and packed homes made out of scraps
why dont people js buy actual homes
Ban all gangs and put them in prison
Ban foreign fastfood
Used to rot our youths health and lead them to an early grave
if you think about it billionaires could give every person on the planet a billion dollars and still be billionairesa
Ban smoking
el salvador method
it really worked
Ban vaping
don't know why people complain
make nicotine an illegal substance
people take nicotine pouches over cigarettes and think they are doing better
Ban the sale of firearms to poor people
Sincerely
5 year sentences and fines for any informal slums
plums
Forced repatriation to the provinces
Sterilise poor slums males
Forcibly take all children born from slums to be adopted by people who can afford them
what if there was a guy who can see the future but only like a couple seconds at most and they can't like control it
Severely tax said parents to fund the care while in adoption
which parents
Birth
the ones living in the slums?
Who said I'm here to fix poverty
burn every house
let's just start over from scratch
No I'm targeting poor people
Anyone caught outside their homes sleeping on cardboard should be forcibly relocated to a shelter
Contract planners to build low income low budget housing on floodplains
And relocate the poor people to live on said floodplains
Deem them ineligible for life insurance or taking out a loan
Make litering a severely enforced fine
Anyone walking with dirty rags are to be pushed out of the streets and into alleyways
will think it's dejavu
Murderers and serial killers are to be released in controlled manner in severely impoverished and illegal settlements
Helicopters are to randomly fire at will idk
okay this is too much twin
like killing people? fine
but getting rid of my addiction? bad
don't america do that already
Sterilise everyone
Divert megachurch attention to poor slums
To take their money
Sell slum builders paint that gives them lead poisoning and severe asphyxiation
Send evil robot murder bots
To attack random people
Divert all landfills into the middle of said slums
And hide rats which were given rabies in the rubble
Ban all fast food or cheap products around them
Flood the lowest parts with lava
Like a moat
Surrounding the whole perimeter
With lava sharks
Twoandtwo for president
Legalise gay marriage and permit them to access all legal rights and benefits afforded to heterosexuals
I can't be all bad
booooooo
Ban Korean seafood products
fortnite floor is lava ltm
buddy
you're a little late to the party
what the fuck is that name
yeah it looks like your formatting just fucked up
nah you just don't know ball
A fein trying to cast a ancient spell for more paper or smth
あなたはざこだ @wispy walrus
casey will immediately get it
what is it then
an algebraic formula
it's calculus
dude why are we on some roshidere shit rn

dude just called him a weakling
lmao the extra stuff
local library cat becomes unexpected community hero
talented vfx creator
i finally got to watching invincible season 4
im on episode 5 why did they even bring tech jacket shes barely doing anything
in what universe am i like alya
yeah

u got literally called a weakling
ur sounding exactly like a whatever taylor said
i'm literally in your walls
say goodbye
midori and taylor being the most annoying members in slcord award
sometimes i miss jomfry and aagrey
i don't even know taylor
jomfry was an idiot
aagrey was a goat though
My medal is being taken away
justice for aagrey
@cunning night we still talk about u
wasn't aagrey perma muted
Wait that's goated actually
6 months
Free my boy he ain’t do nothing wrong
@marble mantle yo ur my slcord duo
two gay men
tragic
you guys are the perfect pair
ew
two bipolar gay men
i'm not bipolar
are you
Why is it saturated
sorry to all bipolar people

Not yet
who are you
Sorry to my people who live in the south and North Pole at once
i have a genuine question
Same energy
@shadow crag what do you call a bisexual bipolar bi-polar polar bear..
That's why
bibibibibbininiibbibiibibibibi
Bi?
ok
am i the only one who eats the unpopped popcorn kernals after finishing a bowl of popcorn
idk
bro everyone fucking does that
a bi bi bi polar bear
i'm sorry
no
its okay
forgive me father for my sins
he said unpopped
like funny unpopped
I eat those
yeah i read what he said
I don’t eat those
ur weird
you're *
evil lineup
You play ultrakill, I can disregard this message
thats true
kozz might be trans
why do you have half my gif catalogue favourited
you're weird
Taylor stalks gay bipolar men
I have questions for mr beast
stalk like 106 ability sl
I'm stealing
you must be the gayest man alive
Thou shall not publicly share baseless assumptions on the purporter for thy aspirations and passions
by Sc0tch
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +422
yeah I bet your boss would say the same thing
pretty
this is fake news
i am offended by your assumptions
i talked about this a single time
why do you remember this
crush
It’s not a might, it’s a definite
it's been over a month
Taylor stalks gay bipolar men
i'm not bipolar fuckwit
man my favorites are so good
all in his mind?

You guys/girls talking rn should be nuked
:/
i'm not talking
all are men
no no i'm a woman
All bipolar men
this place has more masculinity than a boy's locker room
u said u werent bipolar\
Ya we are all gay because of sl
that's NOT what bipolar means
us
we are gay
only you, @wispy walrus and @marble mantle
somehow i truly do doubt taylor is gay
We are all depressed from it, not gay
he has a crush on you
ew what
I’m so gay when I play sl
lol get it cuz gay used to mean happy
trust me
yep
ew
i do get it buddy
im proud
vrchat couple
you guys are a match in heaven
*hell
I don play castle crushers or whatever
it's a joke about
no one needed to know this info
vr couples being so bad
that this guy dead
also play castle crashers that game is goated
i bought castle crashers on a sale and played it once
unplayable without dlc im too broke to afford
i don’t play fort fighters
@wispy walrus I think you'd like the song I'm listening to
perfectly describes your demeanor
nawh
lowkey it is playable without the dlc
the dlc just makes the game look good
Just get better
I need my game to be in 8k 540 frames or I ain’t playing
no
it's not that
even
the game is 2d the dlc just gives it an art refresh
you can play as the original art from 2008 or you can do the dlc which refreshss all the art
and stuff
I need it to be 16k
PEARS implementation when...
No I'm not
we will get pears after they add pineapples
What’s y’all’s favorite zootopia character
Kendrick lamar
i’ve always been wondering this since i started playing, is 049’s good sense x-ray thing supposed to last for a few seconds or the entire duration of the ability?
It's to allow your zombies to know who to focus
ohh
and also in case you didn’t realize, the ability doesn’t get disabled if you hit the player it targeted
The caution sign blinks the closer you are to your target, btw.
*blinks more/gets redder/whatever you call it
prob z
aaaa send it in dms
bro do u get my server name
the joke?
I'm not familiar with calculator notation, but is that a taylor series?
I see a sigma notation
yes
Sigma 🗿🗿
dont forget about apples
this will be scpsl in 2017
the gorilla that sang im still standing
That face still scares me to this day
what is this, some kind of scary maze game?
i think i still have some underlying trauma from it
What is this, some kind of german forest car ad?
this one never scared me as much because it wasnt a static image
for some reason the png just appearing is scarier
I even fell for the Michael Jackson ghost screamer
First time watching the video alone with high volume
Without knowing it was a screamer vid
Remember this?
https://youtu.be/u3wfxnShLu8?si=bKXi9UkRSz1nGEPP
This is a reupload of the classic SCP-450 screamer, originally uploaded to YouTube in 2010 by Andreyj857.
WARNING: This video contains a screamer!
Check out the Screamer Wiki for more info on SCP-450!
https://screamer.wiki/SCP-450
Screamer Wiki is on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScreamerWiki
I don't think the screamers left any lasting impact on me
those slow burn A24 scary videos did though
my brother forced me to play the scary maze game when i was like 5
😱
and this one
this one still scares the fuck out of me even if it's an edit
2015 is like a weird YouTube era
Full of "top 10 mysterious creatures caught on camera" Or some other scary shit
I loved those
have you guys heard about hantavirus
2010 youtube was just strange all around
yea
better then it is now
I even thought this was real as a kid
Number 10: The Scoogaly Boogaly.
The Scoogaly Boogaly was spotted in Columbus, Ohio on December 12th. It killed 4578 people before finally disappearing into a green mist. This is the only video that exists that proves it's existence
and it looks like this
2020s youtube is too corporate and sanitized to be enjoyable
THE SPIDER
in 2030 we gonna be so sanitized to violence we will faint at the mere sight of blood
thats my feeling
blood is already censored in china
I bled from my nose and then passed out because it was so scary
in 2030 FUN WILL BE BANNED
2016 was a peak vine era
no corps will say that you dont own shit and your suppose to be happy
Fun has already mostly been banned you can't say or do shit no more without someone saying something about it
im sure we are not near the end times
also the corps will force the distopian furture of survalance
like you know
yeah survellience is true
what are you saying and doing
crimes
saying crimes and doing slurs
I've been growing it
im just a bill yes im only a bill
and im sittong here on capitol hill
well its a long long journey to the capital city
scp bloop
its a long long wait while im still in committee
Oh man that animation
Actual elite ball knowledge
What
but i know ill be a law someday
Lowkey I wanna go back to 2015
at least i hope and pray that i will
it was a song named like an idiot
but today i am still just a bill
i forgot i was in here
okay Wokewood, I'll give you 5 dollas for a month
oh
SCP Secret Laboratory
seems like we got a 953 teaser
OH FUCK
i saw 953 dunk a basket
you know what that means
its so hype and aura
someone leak
pay 5 dollar
i cnant affordfood
yes hubert ping me for patreon exclusive posts
Honestly SCP-953 looks really nice
so much stuf
is there an ETA for the damn in-game patreon badges update
ummmm if thats true how are you alive
blud didn't watch the phone stream lol
he said so much info there
unless youre a g--g-g-ghost!!
photosynfesis
Ah. Understandable
no shit I didn't bro I got better things to watch (Kill Blue)
is there like a synopsis for the phone stream other than the phone part
for some reason hubert always tells development stuff in those streams
Are those numbers supposed to be hints by Northwood ? Perhaps a new SCP ? Hubert is a genius
no he talks about development while doing phone

i think its the amount of chromosomes you have
this has gotta mean she's generally close to being done right?
Homer drops his donut (d'oh)
now i know LCZ rework is coming before EZ rework because of pears
Hm
hubert said it
huge if true
Why does he move like a sister location jumpscare lowkey
953 teaser fuck dude
he literally said it
1000 more years of dogshit entrance zone 🔥 🔥 🔥

no i understand noke i nwant tk dk the kkke k do it i understans
953 chromosomes is crazy holy
It'll be public soon
dude imagine how smart you'd be with 953 chromosomes
is that gordon freeman what the fuck
I don't care what they entice me with I'm not buying the patreon
hubert says a lot of things sometimes
You can kind of guess what 953 looks like
i trust him more than idk
like who pays for a free game
Precisely
In the teaser
i think 953 looks like scp 953
Why
more like pizzeria simulator with the 5 frames of movement
I would but I don't want to be banned
Leaking
is this the new model
So no
means you lose patreon
and I get the money
a
My favorive 3 second length teaser
did they give the UN helmet to the tutorial
wait is it actually a 3 second teaser
he doesnt have access
Idk i havent seen it
why did the quality drop so much for pizzeria simulator
i think it was cause there was so much other shit in the game? idk
i love what ive seen of 953 so far
I don't fully know if all tutorials had it but yes
he spent all the money on writing the end speech
pizza sim needed another pass
scraptrap was a mistake
he looks like if you stuffed an infant into the springbonnie suit
are u a pratoon
molten freddy lost all sauce that ennard had too
that must be how he came back again
he used a child as a decoy
(ive never played tf2_
are u a pratron
Yes
the nights are also the worst in the original series
what is a scraptrap
can u send me the 953 (in dm)
as of 2 minutes ago
like i think only fnaf 2 comes close to that
Yes
why did he look like that scott why why why why
imagine if dbd used the scraptrap design
why not just springtrap again it would've been so cool to see him again
especially after the sister location ending
giggling
I have read them
because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO GOOD REASON THATS WHY
scott is just EVIL
trust
what if the foundation had a shotgun too
They would have a shotgun
woah, fr?
Yeah i guess so
why
@chrome summit @paper lake
You ever think you can't be surprised anymore and then something comes out that surprises you?
An hour long fan animation came out today reimagining The Divine Comedy told through the medium of Undertale AUs.
because it feels odd to me that they dont have one
and i like shotguns
why
shotguns are effective in close quarters combat
site-02
is underground
and consists mostly of close quarters
why do we need two
so true
the main purpose of the facility guards is to shoot unruly d-class, who wouldn't be wearing armor- a historic weakness of shotguns- and maybe get some cheap hits on the SCPs
the only one 'armored' is 173, made of concrete
you want facility guards to have shotguns?
is this real?
To be fair you could say the same thing about the FRMG being unnessesary because we already have the logicer
yea but there are no more roles available to spawn with a new shotgun
maybe A facility guard with A shotgun
unless we add a new one just bc
i can see your point
kinda silly for foundation forces not to utilize shotguns in such a closed environement ;p
I think shotguns are just more oriented towards human combat
not the top contender to use against anomalies
would give CI repressors more ammo too
shotguns are also versatile
main thing is they can be loaded with non lethals
bean bag rounds would be kinda sick actually
do almost no damage but stun them to allow for cuffing
sweeeet
I've got thoughts on em but now I need to go in like 10 mins lol
I've got questions on a few
For 4970, is this an item or something like 330?
what would 4970 even do, its tech support 😭
no
i dont want the stunlock gun 😭
btw holy fuck starbursts are so goated
ts is like crack
the stun wouldn't be applied after a single shot of course
or it could be flash rounds like someone else said...
flashbangs but its even harder to react to them
look this is why im not in charge of game design
i wonder if northwood already finished 953 model or something
im just an ideas shorkie
probably thats why theres a teaser
that's what im sayinnggg
maybe they like
like are almost done with surface
and then they will like fix bugs and do like that late in development stuff
i hit a highscore in block blast today
i forget what game it was but I played one that had stun rounds and you basically had to do the enemy's remaining health in stun damage and then you'd get the stun
buckshot roulette?
nah it was some shooter
me either
like those
and i can't be assed to check because the game throws a fit about my vpn
red thingies ci puts
no
👍
add slugs that destroy doors 🗣️ 🔥
this?
yeah i wanted to know if it had a slugs option
what
what
Phone went crazy
phone im crine
now that i think about it
where is this from?
like its hubert but when did he do that
one gets panic attacks in the shower and this one has 0 attention span
This was when him, me and our friends were in a call and Hubert decided to become ScaryGuy. He also put us in his Oven.
TWO MONTHS?
im gonna make a formal suggestion to give the foundation a shotgun wish me luck girls
good luck
Ask the CI
They got.. cooler shotguns..
exactly
give the foundation a lamer shotgun :3
by proxy that also gives the CI more ammo
3 steps ahe-
its like the doom shotgun vs the doom 2 super shotgun
I am convinced that all they need to do to make everyone realize how strong it is is buff the falloff slightly and then give it louder sounds
agreed
My sounds got comparatively louder and it just kicks like a friggin mule
the two-shot on heavy armor is bonkers
it's very good
kill 7.1 billion people
goodluck girl, slayyyy~ 💅💅✨✨
@paper lake @chrome summit ur tech people
Do u guys get the joke in my server name
yeah, I don't know why but it feels much better than before with just sounds up
I'm regularly picking it over AK in blackouts
||taylor series|| in calculator notation
I had to get it converted to math
ah
How much is the Patreon
depends what tier you want
the cheaptest is $2 and gives you access to game-suggestions
$5 gives you teaser access
$10 gives you a badge and PEARs Access
$20 gives you beta access
$50 puts your name in the credits
I see
Currency Conversion sorta fucks me up so I probably won't be able to afford anything above the 5$ one
:(
what about 100 dollars
you explode
fair
Good thing is 5 dollar is the main one outside of betas
Can their be an option to sell your soul to northwood
Upsides: infinite benefits forever
Downsides: no soul and will probably go to hell or something bad like that
True!
According to our lawyers that isn't "moral or legal" so we had to stop accepting souls as a payment
Surely being a technical support specialist isn't that hard
thankiiiiiesss

Hell? haha no
Site-02? Yep
do u guys fw little c's crazy bread
kill 7 billion people
shut the fuck up
who
lil c
whyd he go for the camera
why not
I’m nonchalant so that didn’t scare me
capcut
first gif I found idk