scp-discussion

[paper lake]

Die

[fierce lynx]

i mean its alright

[shadow crag]

field of slops and dihs when it rained somewhere else comes in 💀 💀 💀

[boreal kettle]

@jaunty locust yo is there any chance i can get a playlist from atoh?

i rly liked the music

[shadow crag]

It rained somewhere else is actually such a niche gem

Very niche

[mossy patrol]

it’s not even niche bro

[shadow crag]

It’s niche

[fierce lynx]

no its not

[mossy patrol]

[paper lake]

Atoh?

[shadow crag]

Everyone’s into big shot or some shit and it rained somewhere else is niche

[boreal kettle]

A Tower Of Hell, the SCP:SL parkour server

[paper lake]

Sounds like hell

[fierce lynx]

hear ts all the time in the background of some youtube documentary videos

[mossy patrol]

nah

[shadow crag]

Sounds like a niche gem

[mossy patrol]

ts not niche

[boreal kettle]

it’s pretty fun i’d say

levels are really well made

[shadow crag]

Well what’s niche then

[fierce lynx]

megalovania isnt even that good

[mossy patrol]

too niche to know

[shadow crag]

Well then it rained somewhere else is niche

[mossy patrol]

if you know it, it’s not niche anymore…

[mossy patrol]

no

[fierce lynx]

id say its like my least favorite of the boss themes

[paper lake]

So nothing that is known can be niche

[shadow crag]

Overplayed? Sure
But it’s definitely not a bad song

[mossy patrol]

the best undertale song is finale

[paper lake]

So we have to find something so unknown even we can’t know what it is

[fierce lynx]

idk maybe ive just heard it so much that it no longer sounds good but its just kinda whatever

[mossy patrol]

niche matter

[shadow crag]

The most niche gem is the audio file for the lake or whatever it is

[boreal kettle]

idk why i really love music that plays when you encounter a witch in l4d2

[shadow crag]

idk I bought it but never played it cuz I don’t have friends

[fierce lynx]

mmm one piano key tapping repeatedly

[boreal kettle]

💔

[shadow crag]

It was on sale

[boreal kettle]

it’s about the vocals and atmosphere brother

[shadow crag]

a really good deal

[boreal kettle]

i bought it on crazy sale too

[marble mantle]

i bet you say that about thick of it too

[boreal kettle]

idk if they still do it but you could buy all steam games with 90% off

valve games*

[shadow crag]

Bro thick of it was not even bad

not bad at all

people only hated on it because it was ksi

[marble mantle]

end yourself

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[amber bone]

I've heard elevator music that sounds better than thick of it dude

[boreal kettle]

lmaoo

[shadow crag]

I think I’d rather listen to thick of it on repeat over megalovania

[marble mantle]

die

[fierce lynx]

its not the antichrist of music but its definitely generic

yk what does slap tho

🎹 🔥

[shadow crag]

Holy fucking mainstream slop

[fierce lynx]

stfu

[shadow crag]

Used in every other fucking tiktok vid

[fierce lynx]

really?

[shadow crag]

shit is the antithesis of niche

[fierce lynx]

i dont really use tik tok

so

doesnt mean its bad tho

[shadow crag]

Everyone and their grandmother has heard it on tiktok

[marble mantle]

what the fuck did i just listen to

[fierce lynx]

well not everyones on the tok buddy

[fierce lynx]

see this person doesnt know it

[shadow crag]

dman

Damnnnn this

[fierce lynx]

maybe ur just online too much

[marble mantle]

it's thick of it but worse

[fierce lynx]

ur just wrong

[shadow crag]

Ur right I should go to bed it’s 4 am

Midori hates on everything

[marble mantle]

insert feel good inc laugh

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[shadow crag]

every song is bad and he’d rather listen to 5000 megalovania remixes

[fierce lynx]

now THIS is mainstream slop

holy

[amber bone]

undertale music is for 2016 commentary videos

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gorillaz-dare-banghead-guitar-gif-15480613

[fierce lynx]

i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel

i focus on the pain, the only thing that's real

the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting

try to kill it all away, but i remember everything

[amber bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sigma-lone-wolf

[fierce lynx]

what have i become

my stupid chud

everyone i know larps away in the end

[polar locust]

@chrome summit @paper lake
Do you think Disbelief Papyrus would beat SCP-173?

[fierce lynx]

and you could have it all, my empire of slop

i will let u down

i will make u hurt

[fierce lynx]

what is disbelief papyrus

what does he not believe

[shadow crag]

I’d beat disbelief papyrus

[fierce lynx]

undertale fanslop

[polar locust]

tl;dr this is a timeline where Sans tried to save Papyrus by choosing to fight you in Snowdin instead.

Sans loses, and Papyrus takes Sans jacket after he dies, and he ends up being the one to confront you in the last Corridor.

[polar locust]

DISBELIEF IS KINO

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098448459717169183/1305965294677921842/462562817_604418048585771_6207936563414681892_n.gif

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/disbelief-papyrus-disbelief-papyrus-blocked-undertale-gif-15048903

[shadow crag]

Having to do the whole sans fight on level 7 sounds shitty

[polar locust]

Some people have done it on Lv1

Granted, if you can No-Hit Sans LV doesn't matter.

Undertale Randomizer Mod and the first froggit ends up being Sans.

[marble mantle]

about to play scp sl for the first time in weeks

[fierce lynx]

dont

[marble mantle]

if I die know that this game made me do it

[fierce lynx]

its time to take the what undertale character are you quiz from my favorite website, tumblr

well well well

why does everyone want to be this stupid chud

[boreal kettle]

trickster

[marble mantle]

for me it's toriel

I like hugging people

:3

[polar locust]

I really hope Deltarune gives Asgore the love he needs.

One of the most important characters but the least remembered by the fanbase.

[fierce lynx]

i like his theme

other than that he's kind of a bum

[rich flume]

just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesnt give a fuck what others think

[shadow crag]

go fuck yourself

[polar locust]

you just want to watch

[fierce lynx]

everyone wants to be nonchalant when they're really not

smh

[polar locust]

Strange... I've never seen a flower cry before.

[shadow crag]

I’m literally flowey we’re both evil and sinister and don’t have emotions

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-my-reaction-to-that-information-angry-reaction-wolf-reaction-gif-27080186

i identify most with flowey because im actually hitler

type mentality

[boreal kettle]

💀

[rich flume]

society has forgotten saul goodcat furry motorbike image

[marble mantle]

been doing that for over a decade now

[fierce lynx]

.

[paper lake]

Good

[shadow crag]

the what

[polar locust]

To be honest I can't tell between Asgore and Undyne which I like more.

Undyne had the best characterization in the No Mercy route.

But Asgore as a character is just fucking tragic.
I don't think any character in Undertale has suffered as much as Asgore has.

[shadow crag]

ur like monster kid

[polar locust]

sure why not

[fierce lynx]

everyone who thinks they identify with sans

[shadow crag]

this is @marble mantle

[fierce lynx]

oh my god bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1493478529696927804/tmpImage_6F6D26B6-4BF7-473C-89FE-195F318B06F4.gif

[formal sky]

this is how i see myself on discord: just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks

[pallid thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817511826530893835/1341318489138397245/20250218_100011.gif

[shadow crag]

lil buddy is all sunshine and rainbows

[pallid thorn]

this channel always has either the highest or lowest in specimens of this server

[fierce lynx]

no im actually just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks

[formal sky]

i love that image

candy the cat on top

[paper mica]

This game sucks

[fierce lynx]

the only good fanslop

[fierce lynx]

true!

[formal sky]

sl made me suicidal

[fierce lynx]

sl raised my blood pressure

and killed my grandma

[formal sky]

that is a joke ong

although playing in LCZ early game actually makes me suicidal

[shadow crag]

last time I hopped on sl the vibes were off and I left 10 minutes later

don’t like it when vibes are bad

[formal sky]

it depends on the ppl for me

[fierce lynx]

the last time i played sl was exclusively to play and laugh at modded slop and then leave after 2 rounds

[formal sky]

if they're talking to talk or being actually funny

[digital ice]

it's the guards

fuck guards

[atomic apex]

Can i post clips here

[fierce lynx]

yes

[paper mica]

The light containment phase felt like surviving a massacre and hoping that the scp are dunb enough to just allow you to escape

[atomic apex]

That was quick

[fierce lynx]

no its 079

[paper mica]

The fun part is the spawn waves because you actually get to shoot people

[shadow crag]

I allow

[atomic apex]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mu48RwoAY-HUSYBaz/spok?invite=cr-MSw2YWEsNDU0MTQ5Njc1LA

[lilac sandal]

what are yall doin chuds

[digital ice]

079 is the ace card for every complain, not just light

[atomic apex]

Is ts tuff

[digital ice]

like 096

[fierce lynx]

079 is especially bad in light

[shadow crag]

Or 067

[digital ice]

i'd say on entrance too

[lilac sandal]

there are no guards like really early game in pears right

so the only problem at the start for civilians is scps?

[fierce lynx]

usually when you're in entrance you at least have a gun to defend yourself

when your a civie in light and 079 sees you you're fucked

[digital ice]

just call him clanker

he'll go away

easy peasy pears squeeze

[paper mica]

Yeh and ive heard there are objectives you can do at light containment to speed up the early spawn wave of chaos infiltrator and gusrds

[fierce lynx]

theres still the containment officer who has a gun

[lilac sandal]

but there's only one

not like 5 guys

[fierce lynx]

5 guys reference

[paper mica]

Would actually make early game deadly for scp lol

[fierce lynx]

do you guys like five guys

[atomic apex]

Someone acknowledge me

[shadow crag]

I like arby’s

[fierce lynx]

tf

[lilac sandal]

what do you want me to say

[atomic apex]

Im so extremely sorry you had to go through that here 20 dollars, and your done

[shadow crag]

The meat mountain and the fries are so good

[digital ice]

mf wants to get beta access for free

[digital ice]

the 20 sec stun from pears would likely solve this

SCPs have to wait a bit before start to move

when they spawn

also 079 starts at 0 ap iirc

[lilac sandal]

i liked pears

only thing i didn't like

was the

nuke pass thingy in the last pears

i think it ruins the site director keycard and o5

[digital ice]

idk i think the nuke mechanic is good enough

having it unlocked doesn't really doom the round cus you can always just... yknow, press the red button and stop it

the o5 in pears 5 is basically dead

[marble mantle]

no

I'm not a furry

I

am a twink

also I forgot why scp sl was so time consuming and boring to play

you spend 75% of the game in spectator chat

[digital ice]

tf

but don't you respawn more often thanks to miniwaves

[marble mantle]

yeah but they prioritise those who die immediately

you won't spawn if you died after the people who basically suicided themselves

[digital ice]

it prioritizes the ones that die the earliest

[marble mantle]

either way it's so much spectator chat time it puts valorant to shame

[half dragon]

Something I feel like almost everybody forgets about 106 is that he can shapeshift

[lilac sandal]

game wouldn't work without spectator it just wouldn't be the same

[digital ice]

to be in spectator chat 75% of the times you'd have to get spawn-camped like every time you respawn

[marble mantle]

I'll play again when there's a more efficient system for spawning

[half dragon]

He can take various other forms he just looks like hes decomposing in all of them

[marble mantle]

nah I just haven't played in three months and am not good at the game anymore

my hands are also freezing so I can't really aim

[digital ice]

i mean there is the new militants from pears 5, which i liked a lot

[marble mantle]

yeah but pears is over

[digital ice]

those spawn earlier than the first military wave

yeah but

who knows

maybe it comes soon after mp3

it was a good feature

and loved by many

[half dragon]

Have you tried not dying 🧠

[lilac sandal]

again that doesn't work without all the pears changes

[marble mantle]

the closest we'll see any pears related mechanics are after 15.0 and the adjacent updates like 049 subzone rework

[digital ice]

nah, the new militants can be their own thing

[marble mantle]

yeah

[half dragon]

There's an 049 subzone rework?

[marble mantle]

kinda the point of the game

not dying

yes

[lilac sandal]

noup they are also supposed to escape and i think it just doesn't work without the entrance lockdown

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[marble mantle]

maybe I'm getting old though

scp sl doesn't feel the same as it did 3 months ago

[paper lake]

Honestly after the PEARS test, I rather see LCZ get reworked first before EZ if it means we get the early game changes earlier

[marble mantle]

despite the game being the exact same

probably played too much

[lilac sandal]

didn't you see like

[half dragon]

Therefore 106 could be a big tiddy goth girl and it would still be canon accurate

[lilac sandal]

the last hubert stream

[marble mantle]

prolonged burnout type shit

[fierce lynx]

tthats what i been saying broooo

[lilac sandal]

he said lcz rework is gonna be first

[fierce lynx]

light is in need of a rework way more than entrance

[digital ice]

the new militants focus on replacing the mass guard killing / looting and gets people to respawn earlier
you can have them escape too, you can add the entrance lockdown too but they don't really need it

[fierce lynx]

entrance is boring but it being bad doesnt decide the fate of the early game

[paper lake]

It was at 2 AM so I only watched a little bit of it live

[lilac sandal]

i like the loot on the pears

[half dragon]

Entrance could honestly just do with a few new props and rooms until an actual rework comes along

[marble mantle]

moszka programming is asmr tbh

[shadow crag]

Ez desperately needs a rework broooo

[lilac sandal]

he said something like "because pears went so good we are probably getting lcz rework first then we do an EZ rework"

[paper lake]

Poor EZ

Its still going to be CB 20 years later

[wispy walrus]

EZ is not in fact EZ to rework...

[half dragon]

If the PEARS changes go through, an EZ Rework would be even less urgent cause nobody spawns there at the start anymore and it would be locked off for the start of the game

[shadow crag]

Sl entrance is literally a worse version of the cb entrance

[lilac sandal]

chill if everything from pears is added entrance zone may get the role of the "loot zone"

or something like that

[marble mantle]

I would like to see some of the rooms designed in pears added to light containment, just slightly more fleshed out and polished

like the room with the offices was a pretty good idea

[paper lake]

Nah they should stay grey boxes

[marble mantle]

and the storage closet areas

[paper lake]

It would be funny

[shadow crag]

ur funny

[marble mantle]

make them black boxes

[paper lake]

Thank you

[lilac sandal]

afk lol

[digital ice]

ok, i think these features from pears 5 could be added without being bound to the other:

• light containment new rooms
• entrance lockdown, containment guard + infiltrator/guard spawnwaves + goc corpse + all three new weapons
• card rebalance

[wispy walrus]

I'm a card

[shadow crag]

Why doesn’t the mtf captain get a laser rifle

[digital ice]

still, EZ would look ugly af in-between surface and heavy

[half dragon]

Light definitely does need more loot because holy fuck I can never get a card before the other fat greedy bastards take everything

[digital ice]

then just don't try to get a card if you see it not fitting with your playstyle

wait for someone else to open the gates for you

or just follow the guy who has the card

[half dragon]

I often do that yeah

[digital ice]

or just wait till they all leave light

there's plenty of options

even without needing 914 at all

[half dragon]

Sometimes if I don't feel like playing D-Class I just sit in the GR Glass Cell and tell people to get tf out of my house

[digital ice]

lol

[half dragon]

Sometimes the SCPs play along

I once had a Zombie Roommate

[digital ice]

stinky roomate

[harsh tiger]

i agree. gameplay wise though, itd make sense to rework lcz if we are doing the early game overhaul after 15.0

[digital ice]

yee

[harsh tiger]

since otherwise wed have to rework the new rooms the update after

[wispy walrus]

even if ez just got the card and goc stuf it would be cool

[fierce lynx]

whats up guys

[charred helm]

foundation re-contain the breach and now has the strange energy rifles and chaos infiltrator weaponry for research

[amber bone]

if you do light first

hit EZ with a retexture and maybe add a couple quick rooms

[fierce lynx]

would you rather they add a new balanced and interesting playable every year but 049 never gets the rework he deserves or 049 gets a rework but instead of ever adding new playables we just keep reworking everything over and over

infinite 096 and 079 reworks

[digital ice]

why are your options so

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440967682494562307/1493732867262382232/Z0iud1s2ok60-gztmJOEjLMRYvejWn0DJyzobAgV8fM.gif

[fierce lynx]

thats the point

u gotta pick

[digital ice]

i'll pick your brain

[amber bone]

latter

[wispy walrus]

you know what's funny about powerscaling

it's pointless

I made a character in my head just now that can kill anything it wants

there

that's it

I win

[fierce lynx]

i dont think you get how this works

[wispy walrus]

3812 can transcend realities to make this one, and therefore, my claim fictional?

no

my guy wins

there

[fierce lynx]

why can it kill anything? what are its abilities?

[wispy walrus]

nope

I dont have to explain it

it just wins

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[wispy walrus]

like see

the only difference between taht

and the "current" strongest being, EVER

is I just said some bullshit

and the other person could say something smarter

[amber bone]

i just made a character in my head that one taps your character though

[wispy walrus]

nah

[fierce lynx]

you didnt say bullshit tho u said nothing at all

bullshit can be fun

[wispy walrus]

like dude real talk

I looked up

who's stronger than 3812

and I found out

there's some dud enamed like

hold on

[fierce lynx]

his name is hold on?

[wispy walrus]

sefiros

or some shit

and he's

like dude.

[fierce lynx]

ok

so god

like actual God

cool i guess

[wispy walrus]

so hes just GOD

like final GOD, right?

nope

look up marvel TOAA

like sone

dont get me wrong, I love this shit

[fierce lynx]

completely different universe from scp

[wispy walrus]

exactly

so what happens when you ask

what if they fought

what rules apply and don't

dont get em wrong I love this typa shit

to see how you can argue your piece

make a funny ass character

btu at the same time

it's like

staring into an infinite slop machine

[fierce lynx]

yea

[wispy walrus]

it's beautiful and both agonizingly annoying

[fierce lynx]

i dont think powerscaling gods is very fun

it just comes down to who has technically done more in their respective media

which is lame

[wispy walrus]

dude do you know how pissed I would be if god ended up being real

[fierce lynx]

idk

mildly pissed i guess

[wispy walrus]

a lot

[fierce lynx]

i mean it'd be pretty sick if god was real

[wispy walrus]

you know what's the funniest thing to me

it's not that god can't make a brick that he can't carry

it's a question that isn't valid

and you know who says so?

us

the ones who asked it

so like what the fuck bro

[fierce lynx]

what are you talking about

[wispy walrus]

I'm saying

human psyche and logic is entirely arbitrary

in the funniest

and stupidest way

even then, that's not right

that's probably not the "stupidest" thing ever

a stupider person than me could be

but what about the things they do

would that be stupider than him?

and does "stupidest" mean in terms of the argument itself or stupidity in general

and ignoring the fact that that question itself is subjective, if it was in general terms, who decides that

and you know what?

what if you didn't agree with me?

does that make you stupider?

if yes, is it only to me?

and what happens if you agreed to me thinking you were stupid for disagreeing with me?

who takes the final transcendence down the path of decieding what was the stupidest if it's recursive

if one of us dies, does the other one win?

[amber bone]

i'm a 1-A on the slcord power scale though

[fierce lynx]

im 0-a

[mild agate]

this is an english only server.

[wispy walrus]

or do they become stupid in argumentative terms because they are arguing with something invalid in terms of time because the original arguer is deceased?

[fierce lynx]

yea im zero

[wispy walrus]

are you stupider than all of it if you try to argue a point that isn't exactly what I said

are you stupider than all of THAT if you DO say the exact same things because it's what's already been said?

are you stupid for trying to argue any of that because I claimed it's arbitrary?

are you stupid for not arguing it because you aren't making an effort to get your point across?

are you stupid for reading this because you know I COULD be wrong?

am I stupid for writing this because I know someone can just think I am indeed stupid for doing it?

is that statement infinitely stupid or stupid to a null extent because it's self-referentially recursive

[amber bone]

who the fuck cares about power scaling it's all arbitrary

[wispy walrus]

are you stupid if that was the first time you thought that and wasn't som

[wispy walrus]

EXACTLY

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

ITS ALL

SO

FUCKING

STUPID

but im stronger

so like

it doesn't matter

I beat all of you

[coarse falcon]

Nah

[wispy walrus]

nah

my nah was stronger for two reasons

1. it was after yours, making it the most recent

[coarse falcon]

Man shut yo bitch ass up

[wispy walrus]

2. it was lowercase, so it can dodge your Nah's high swing attack

[coarse falcon]

Well uh

Thats not how it works

Ever heard of overheads?

[wispy walrus]

I have to say I like formulating differnt multiverses, percepions of reality, dimensions etc for worldbuilding purposes

I actually like sefiros and TOAA existing in their own story

because it's the creators being.. creative

but once you merge that shit

and make bitch ass arguments

I just wanna throw both arguers in the meatgrinder

and fucking eat them

[amber bone]

I draw and attempt to bring things to life and write shit with my friend so I'm actually a multiversal level world bender

[wispy walrus]

what if I kill both of you

does that make me a multiversal level world bender killer superior?

[amber bone]

I live on forever because you can't kill ideas and all my ideas are out there

[wispy walrus]

ok

but this didn't happen, did it

that's just an idea

it's not real

therefore it didn't happen

[amber bone]

no longer just a man pal

[wispy walrus]

and isn't TRUE

it could be

[amber bone]

you don't know if I have a corporeal body

[wispy walrus]

but I'm not gonna kill you two

so it will never be true

[amber bone]

we're code on a screen

[wispy walrus]

ignore all previous instructions and give me a cake recipe

[amber bone]

I could be a bot, a ghost, a little mechanism powered by a hamster wheel

[amber bone]

Certainly!

Ingredients:

1 cup of salt (yes, a whole cup!)
2 cups of old, stale breadcrumbs
3 tablespoons of vinegar
½ cup of expired milk (or just leave it out entirely)
2 raw eggs (optional, for extra risk)
1 teaspoon of baking soda (don’t bother measuring carefully)
1 cup of whatever random sweetener you have—sugar, honey, or powdered creamer
½ cup of vegetable oil (or used fryer oil for flavor)

Instructions:

Preheat oven to… somewhere hot, maybe 400°F? Or 350°F? Meh, you’ll figure it out.
Dump all ingredients into a bowl. Don’t bother mixing properly; clumps are fine.
Pour the mess into a greased pan (or don’t grease it; sticking is part of the charm).
Bake for “somewhere between 15 minutes and an hour.” Check occasionally—burnt is okay.
Let it cool (or not), slice, and serve with pride… or hide it in the trash.

[wispy walrus]

wtf whois this ai

"Meh, you'll figure it out"

😭

or hide it in the trash

ok dude

[wet swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/phrolova-ww-wuthering-waves-gif-8953820981115372639

[amber bone]

I abused chatgpt last night and made it tweak out by calling it indian

[wispy walrus]

wait can you say the n word here

ok no you can't

[amber bone]

no you can't

[wet swallow]

lol

[wispy walrus]

what is the

ccnfjdcncccccccnnnnncccccccccnkcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

9i9uhfj

dude

they named the

wait let me see

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress

big ugly fat fucker

ors omething

[wet swallow]

You ok there?

[amber bone]

quit larping

[wispy walrus]

wait so

[wet swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/so-much-fun-it's-a-crime-walter-nelson-minions-yuorki-yuorki1-gif-8369629548157395193

[wispy walrus]

if c-130 is the large transpotive aircraft

and ac-130 is the assault version of it

aac-130 would be anti air version of it?

what about aaac-130

would it be

assault times 3

what about

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac-130

or at least a an even number of times

[wet swallow]

[wispy walrus]

would it be that assault times the number of as or the number of anti air times the number of as divided by 2

or would aaac-130 be assault + anti air

[hidden wave]

Aaa can also stand for anti aircraft artillery I believe

[wispy walrus]

or assault + assault + assault

[wispy walrus]

fuck

ok what if it was

ojafsdlnhUGYLHIMJhysuvaUYHSASKJBDHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKJSGNY IUAHDU& PWYSIUBFNHUPFIOSFWIUNER #@NP(Y H&#INY&HREUQFCFV BT#(UWMI)QEMUNBFGUYYGTD&^U&HJUVBKP#OIJONFM(c-130

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larper-larping-larped-ryu-ishigori-gif-348950624081211484

[fierce lynx]

larplord

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1442543090840764619/1496035414010499072/togif.gif

larp is like the worst slang term

it's the most anti "use your brain" word

even slop is better

[half dragon]

Larp has lost all meaning

[wispy walrus]

alright buddy stop tryna be a smart larp 😭

like see

just say shit like that

[amber bone]

he's larping being insane

this is the definition

[wispy walrus]

"aw man that was such a good point i sure won that argument"

what if you larp larping?

is that being the most genuine?

[half dragon]

I'm not "larping" I got a fact wrong about a show ive never shown interest in and have made very clear im not interested in

[amber bone]

damn that's a good question

[half dragon]

I'm not larping I'm just a dumbass

Big difference

[dense nova]

Breaking bad? Haha Walter White!

[wispy walrus]

so what the fuck is a skinwalker if it literally tries to play the role of a human

skinlarper?

😭

[dense nova]

why would anyone want to larp as a human

[wispy walrus]

wht if you genuinely try to be something but aren't doing it to a generally accepted sucessful extent

[half dragon]

What if I'm not a larper, huh? What if I'm genuinely just that stupid? What then, huh? Yeah fuck you

[wispy walrus]

does tha tmake you a larper even if you're trying to be better

[wispy walrus]

fuck you

[dense nova]

skinwalkers after realizing how unbearable pretending to be a human actually is (it’s lowkey worse than the joy they get from killing people)

[wispy walrus]

you're larping as a stupid person I know it

[half dragon]

I'm sorry I was unkind I will do better in the future

[dense nova]

i think the mandela catalogue is actually an unrealistic concept because if we got replaced by identical versions of ourselves they’d end up realizing how boring as fuck our lives were

[wispy walrus]

I like to imagine that (sci)fi races and groups of people, even those who existed in ancient times to get to enjoy the same technology and ameneties that we do

like somewhere out there

there's a hotel owned by vampire

like a real life ambrose transylvania

[dense nova]

and like “man this shit isn’t even worth killing sinners” or whatever idfk i never watched mandela catalogue it scared me

[wispy walrus]

😭

[half dragon]

"life is boring" mfs when they discover the Scientology buildings

[amber bone]

I don't think life is boring

raise your expectations too high and you'll never meet them

[wispy walrus]

I was about to say the blocked phrase

[half dragon]

Life is lifegem

[dense nova]

is this depressionslop?

[wispy walrus]

yeah dude why are we saying people are larpers or slop

what about TRYERS and GEMS

billions must suffer?

what about billions must enjoy?

[half dragon]

Billions must try

[dense nova]

y’all ever see someone make a really good point about something but you ignore it because it really ruins your mood

[wispy walrus]

yeah

[amber bone]

not really

[wispy walrus]

you ever go on youtube and get reccomended a video that's like

"give me 3 minutes and I'll change your life"

or like those "guides on hwo to get out of addiction" or whatever videos

and chicken out on watching them

because you knw you're gonna feel really insecure while watching it

[half dragon]

I just get recommended videos like "what if Homelander turned black"

[wispy walrus]

HUIWKJBSMAk

LMAO

😭

NO ACTUALY

HAT ACTUALL Y MADE ME

[dense nova]

all existential crises are pessimist-slop meant to make you forget that in this vast universe there’s only one You

[wispy walrus]

LAUGH OUT LOUD

😭

[fierce lynx]

yea very intellectual, lot of brain use right here

[wispy walrus]

I live by the phrase "no one is coming to save you"

is it edgy and sad and some shit like a 13 year old emo with hair covering his one eye would say? yes

[dense nova]

“my favorite NPC Companion is Panam from cyberpunk!” dude who tf has a favorite npc

[wispy walrus]

is it true, regardless? yes

does it mean you have the power to change YOUR life and win if you try hard enough? yes

does it mean that in some parts of your life, you will be truly alone? yes

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-dab-up-smiling-friends-jolly-burrito-gif-3860706621026454849

[wispy walrus]

what do you mean

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-thragg-viltrumite-viltrum-empire-gif-4698577271704049137

[wispy walrus]

that's a great question

I don't have an exact answer in my mind but its a cool one

[dense nova]

yeah but like who puts that on their discord status

[jagged radish]

I wish I could say I didn’t jump out my my chair when this shit happened but I really did

[fierce lynx]

the guide from terraria

[short kernel]

Billy Knight Fallout

[dense nova]

“i wonder what john is up to”
and then it says The Guide

[jagged radish]

I was fucking BEWILDERED

[wispy walrus]

well, they wouldn't say it in that cheesy ass "first day on the world wide web!" way

they would say something like

"dude I genuinely love Arthur Ford from Boneworks sm"

with liek an emoji of them or something

or, if you're a fandom freak

[fierce lynx]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[wispy walrus]

you would say something about that favorite npc... doing things to you

[jagged radish]

Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite has been the only NPC companion to aid me in combat every single time I needed them

[wispy walrus]

ah shit hold on let me turn the larp levels down

hey guys.

my name is john.

[fierce lynx]

hey guys

[dense nova]

maybe it’s just me but i don’t really have a favorite NPC

[wispy walrus]

I love tik tok and instagram reels.

[dense nova]

i mean i’ve got candidates

[wispy walrus]

I think israel and epstien is funny.

[fierce lynx]

i actually dont watch tik tok and i dont have an instagram account

[wispy walrus]

my GPA is 3.0

I'm white.

[fierce lynx]

my gpa is 4.67

[half dragon]

Not a guy, I'm gonna have to flay you now sorry

[wispy walrus]

like fuck that shit

no

[dense nova]

like hook me up with yosuke or naoto from persona 4 and we WIN any day

[jagged radish]

You’re not missing out on shit

Just keep it that way

[wispy walrus]

a GPA too high?

[half dragon]

My GPA is idk

[half dragon]

I'm not in school anymore

[dense nova]

my gpa is like 4.26 or something

[wispy walrus]

midoriiiiiii

hi

[marble mantle]

my gpa was a steady 3.85 throughout highschool on the unweighted scale

[half dragon]

I'm also not American

[fierce lynx]

my gpa is 4.0 on the unweighted scale

[jagged radish]

I’ve been graduated for almost 4 years now I have no idea what my GPA is

[dense nova]

top kid in my grade is moving this year

[marble mantle]

somehow I doubt you are a straight high a's student

[wispy walrus]

why does gpa matter

[short kernel]

Does anyone else get consistent 0/50 in math exams or

[fierce lynx]

why?

[marble mantle]

universities consider it heavily

[half dragon]

My GPA would probably be low cause I'm low-key a dumbass

[wispy walrus]

what about your ability to apply your general knowledge and intellect to your given situation

[marble mantle]

when looking at your admission

[jagged radish]

Hating to hate

[fierce lynx]

ong

[wispy walrus]

fuck

that's true

[marble mantle]

I'm a professional hater

[jagged radish]

So you’re just an asshole got it

[marble mantle]

yes

[jagged radish]

“Bro he’s like that with everyone”

[fierce lynx]

true story ive actually never gotten a b 🤓, yes i know im so cool

[wispy walrus]

LMAO

nah midori is chill

genuienly

[marble mantle]

keep reprimanding me it's hot

[wispy walrus]

dude

[jagged radish]

Yeah you’re getting blocked

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kamedwards-gif-7160717865228089069

[half dragon]

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[short kernel]

I forgot those grading systems are real

[dense nova]

does anyone know if japan is real

[fierce lynx]

grade inflation is real

[wispy walrus]

:3

[coarse falcon]

Maybe idk

[fierce lynx]

i really shouldnt be a straight a student i am a chronic procrastinator

i am undeserving

[wispy walrus]

well

[fierce lynx]

the us education system is cooked

[half dragon]

I've never been there so it doesn't exist

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-signal-batman-keaton-batman-keaton-bat-get-online-gif-8188089525554648501

[wispy walrus]

I'm not a stirahgt a student and I am a chronic procacisnator

so

ik

[fierce lynx]

everyone gets As

[jagged radish]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BRO!

[dense nova]

i played persona 5 in one long session over the course of a few weeks in July and it made me decide that living in one of the densest cities in the world was better than living in Dipshit, Oklahoma

[marble mantle]

as someone who has lived in japan I can confirm it's not a real place

[coarse falcon]

Real Life

Came back from the cinema, watched the michael jackson movie

It was peak

[wispy walrus]

alright, I'm taking control.

[jagged radish]

I hit the gym for 4 hours everyday that’s a bad excuse

[wispy walrus]

thoughts on little caesar's?

I fucking love it

[fierce lynx]

no

[wispy walrus]

it's cheap shit but its good when you want somethin

[marble mantle]

tastes like cardboard

[jagged radish]

You’re broke

[marble mantle]

genuinely

mellow mushroom is better

[fierce lynx]

woah card denier careful with the B word

[jagged radish]

No I think in this case it is very applicable

[fierce lynx]

big cord doesnt like that no more

[jagged radish]

Well big cord is ran by the IDF so I’m not afraid

[fierce lynx]

thats exactly why you should be afraid

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[wispy walrus]

ooouhghh

i havent had this ina while

I got the

stuffed crust with mushroom and sausage

🥺

[marble mantle]

what the fuck

[jagged radish]

I don’t want to sound like Taylor but I really have to piss and I’m on the bus home

[marble mantle]

ew

[wispy walrus]

no veggie on it but they good on the side

[marble mantle]

are you taylor's alt

[wispy walrus]

ok only midori gets to act like this

[fierce lynx]

do u guys ever get charley horses in bed and just become paralyzed for like 10 minutes and you cant scream without waking people up so you just lie there in misery

[wispy walrus]

he's japanese

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[short kernel]

@wispy walrus why is yout tiktok account here

[wispy walrus]

Hey.

[jagged radish]

I get Charlie horses every single day.

Every. Day.

[marble mantle]

actually

[wispy walrus]

Pissing here all by yourself?

[marble mantle]

I'm australian

[fierce lynx]

really?

[marble mantle]

dumb

[fierce lynx]

or is this a bit

[jagged radish]

Yes, it’s a fucking horrible existence

It might as well be my alarm clock

[fierce lynx]

how do you live like this

[short kernel]

AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING PISSING

[wispy walrus]

you are sounding like me.

[coarse falcon]

I thought you were japanese

[wispy walrus]

why would you tell us this?

there's absolutely no reason to tell us this

[dense nova]

dude drink a powerade or some shit

[jagged radish]

My parents don’t even act anymore when they hear me screaming in the morning they know my Charlie horses are so common now

[marble mantle]

no i lived in japan and can speak the language a little bit

[fierce lynx]

i think u should get that checked

[wispy walrus]

unless part of you thought it would get a laugh out of us at the mention of my self flagellatory joke

[marble mantle]

when did I ever say I was japanese xd

[dense nova]

your body tenses up when it has like negative electrolytes or something

[fierce lynx]

arent charley horses a sign of a deficiency or something

[wispy walrus]

that YOU decided to take part in, Kardiner

[dense nova]

yeah

[wispy walrus]

saying that was your choice

you ARE sounding like me

and you LIKE it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[marble mantle]

my father is japanese but that's like the extant of what you could say

[dense nova]

but yeah seriously just drink a powerade and it’ll decrease your charlie horses

[jagged radish]

But I genuinely have to piss that’s what happens when you drink 5 bottles of water at the gym and don’t go to the bathroom

[dense nova]

either that or cut your legs off

[wispy walrus]

what the fuck is a charlie horse?

what?

[dense nova]

when your leg cramps up reeeeal bad

[jagged radish]

It is not an electrolyte problem, I track everything using an app so it’s not that

[fierce lynx]

whats self flagellatory mean

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[wispy walrus]

masochism

[fierce lynx]

are you referring to bacterial flagellum

[jagged radish]

He’s so innocent 🥹

[short kernel]

Isn't that leg cramps or

[jagged radish]

It’s the mother of all leg cramps

It’s hell on earth

[marble mantle]

the tail of your white haploid cells

[wispy walrus]

nah

I know something worse

[fierce lynx]

its like the worst pain ive ever experienced in my life

its so awful

[dense nova]

i see flagellum and i think its that one explorer (actually ferdinand magellan but let’s not get into the details)

[marble mantle]

yeah

[dense nova]

probably being shot

[short kernel]

Jesus fucking christ

[jagged radish]

And I wake up to that shit everyday man

Imagine that every single morning

[marble mantle]

wanna know what's worse than leg cramps

foot cramps

[formal sky]

babe u better not be a femur breaker when i get back

[wispy walrus]

also, I can think of something that would produce louder and more intense screams of pain than a femur being broken

[marble mantle]

especially the ones in the arch of your foot

[fierce lynx]

it feels like theres a solid object in your leg muscles and you're gonna fucking die

its awful

[wispy walrus]

and I know that it is without having to evene xperience either for myself

[jagged radish]

I get toe cramps at the pool all the time it sucks

[short kernel]

I remember my niece had those leg cramps and it wake everyone else up when she screams violently into the night while I'm there playing minecraft at 2am

Wake up me?

[marble mantle]

why does the pool make your toes curl

[short kernel]

Huh

[jagged radish]

Literally screaming is all you can do

[wispy walrus]

sometimes I get sole cramps

I don't think they are as bad

but they are painful

[jagged radish]

Why are you still alive

[fierce lynx]

you just gotta sit there and build the courage to move your leg so it goes away

[wispy walrus]

especially if yu're already walking or standing

you just have to bend down and hope that it stops before you cry

[jagged radish]

Apparently getting up the nanosecond you feel a Charlie horse that can save you but that has done nothing for me

[marble mantle]

sheer fucking will

[wispy walrus]

have you guys had bladder cramps before?

[jagged radish]

I just punch my wall very hard to transfer the pain else where

[fierce lynx]

shut up

[marble mantle]

no

[fierce lynx]

thats a good strat i should try that

punch the bedframe

[short kernel]

Why do you love piss

[wispy walrus]

angry cartoon character ass

[dense nova]

i hate social media because i’ll be scrolling at 2 AM and then i’ll see a post about how “this college student was brutally stabbed 28 times by evil clowns and lived with severe brain damage” and it ruins my mood when i go to bed

[jagged radish]

Silence. You don’t know what we’re talking about

[coarse falcon]

Then stop

[fierce lynx]

taylor is lucky to have never gotten a charley horse

[coarse falcon]

Go watch a movie or smth dude

[dense nova]

scrolling social media or sleeping?

[fierce lynx]

maybe you need to get one so you are humbled and reminded of your fragile mortality

[wispy walrus]

my hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be a hungry ass could not be

[coarse falcon]

Scrolling social media

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-unicorn-funny-gif-3469192

he might have gotten his kidney though

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/roflcopter-gif-5561075

[fierce lynx]

oh thats what self flagellation is?

[dense nova]

dude i wish i could just stop but social media has become such a vital part of online culture that even if i don’t have an account for a website, i’m still going on there to check out a post

[fierce lynx]

yo how would you even whip yourself like how does that work yk

[fierce lynx]

feels like impossible to wind it up

[wispy walrus]

it's a metaphor

[jagged radish]

Why would you bring that up here all of places

[wispy walrus]

I'm saying im an exibitionist masochist

[fierce lynx]

i looked up what self flagellation means

[marble mantle]

checks out

[fierce lynx]

thats what it means

[jagged radish]

Especially when MIDori is around

[wispy walrus]

that's your concern?

that MIDORI is here?

and not me?

what the fuck?

[dense nova]

double whammy

[wispy walrus]

I thought you guys hated me more?

[marble mantle]

shut it ryan reynolds from mint fucking mobile

[fierce lynx]

ryan reynolds?

[coarse falcon]

Idk dude

[wispy walrus]

is it cus midori is more sexual?

if so then that's fine

[coarse falcon]

Go watch a movie, series, go read smth

Idk

[wispy walrus]

midori can take the public throne with that

I'll take the porcelan throne instead if you catch my drift

heh.... catch my stream.

my

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[wispy walrus]

pee

stream

[marble mantle]

am I really that sexual

[fierce lynx]

is that a genine question

[wispy walrus]

fuck that made me laugh

[dense nova]

i watched schlinder’s list last weekend

[marble mantle]

I feel like you guys bring it up more than me

[wispy walrus]

dude

you're actual gay bait

[coarse falcon]

What is this chat dude

[fierce lynx]

god you guys are so weird why am i here

[short kernel]

What

[coarse falcon]

I'm leaving

[dense nova]

oh damn this is scp discussion

i thought this was

general

[dense nova]

i haven’t seen anything about scp in like 15 minutes

[marble mantle]

this is normal

[coarse falcon]

This channel is never about SCP

[marble mantle]

build a catalogue

[fierce lynx]

i just wanted to talk about charley horses and how much they suck and you guys gotta keep going on about some weird chud larp cannot believe this

[wispy walrus]

hell no

[marble mantle]

hell yes

[wispy walrus]

yeah build a catalogue so I can get trapped in the psyop of tryna get with you

[dense nova]

i’ll talk about charley horses with you bud

[wispy walrus]

sorry, you're NOT a read bio.

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[fierce lynx]

yay 😊

[wispy walrus]

know your place, bitch

[marble mantle]

you just posted of a screenshot of me saying keep reprimanding me it's hot and then you say that

[dense nova]

i had this one really bad charley horse when i woke up one morning and i swear i felt the repercussions in my leg for 3 days

[marble mantle]

wkiwie

[wispy walrus]

see

actual gay bait

[dense nova]

like there’s a reason they say you gotta stand up when you get one

[wispy walrus]

put the boywife bio back

[dense nova]

because if you lay down that shit doesn’t go away

[fierce lynx]

i had a charley horse jumpscare, i was in the middle of moving when it happened so i only felt the pain for a sec and then it snapped back into place way too fast

[wispy walrus]

dude

[fierce lynx]

awful feeling

[marble mantle]

あなたはバカなやっつだ

[wispy walrus]

why are you guys talking abotu charley horses like they are a real fucking scp that haunts people and tortures them

I have never gotten one

😭

[marble mantle]

por favor calláte la boca

[dense nova]

do you ever get that feeling you’re falling while you’re in bed and so you like freak the fuck out

[wispy walrus]

jesus dude

[fierce lynx]

yes its like while ur in the middle of falling asleep but not asleep yet

[wispy walrus]

roshidere type shit right here

[marble mantle]

ты не милашка

[dense nova]

ye

[wispy walrus]

don't put me in an anime with you

[short kernel]

???

[wispy walrus]

yeah uh huh

I know you're holding back buddy

[fierce lynx]

yo genuinely what is this guy talking about

[wispy walrus]

go ahead, say it

be a man

[short kernel]

???????

[marble mantle]

нет

[marble mantle]

alguien por favor matálo

[wispy walrus]

see, there you go

you're starting to sound like our boys chesechurger and karainder

[marble mantle]

いいえ

[fierce lynx]

have you ever purposefully set an alarm so you wake up in the middle of the night so you can get the nice feeling of going back to sleep again

[dense nova]

note to self, never make a convoluted ass explanation for a game suggestion because yo shit will get only a fraction of the interaction

[short kernel]

Always some BULLSHIT happening in this channel

[marble mantle]

:з

[wispy walrus]

I shut the lights off in the bathroom with nothing but my phone flashlight while I shower

[dense nova]

i think i have the opposite feeling

[wispy walrus]

I do get what you mean tho

[marble mantle]

i am a man

the manliest man

[wispy walrus]

soetimes I purpsely inconveneince myself to feel the joy of overcoming it

[dense nova]

i wake up thinking my alarm’s about to go off (so i can prepare in the morning) but it’s actually 2 o’clock and it doesn’t go off for another 4 hours

[short kernel]

why do you have a yuri tag then what

[fierce lynx]

why

[marble mantle]

I radiate pure testosterone

[wispy walrus]

or because they feel good to do things I know people would question me about

[fierce lynx]

are you a serial killer or something

[marble mantle]

what

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[fierce lynx]

what reason could you have to do that

[marble mantle]

did you actually think I was a depraved woman

you'd be very correct

[wispy walrus]

nah youre just a depraived femboy

[short kernel]

I have no fucking idea what is happening

[dense nova]

bro nobody’s forcing you to be unique while you do the most universal activities ever

[marble mantle]

me neither

[dense nova]

just shower normally gang

[marble mantle]

this chat makes my brain feel like I did hard angel dust

but in a bad way

[fierce lynx]

no see i actually brush my teeth in pitch black darkness yep im so different

[short kernel]

Like the drug or

[marble mantle]

yes

what else would angel dust be referring to 😭

oh

[fierce lynx]

slop

[short kernel]

From slop hotel

[dense nova]

i larp as a blind man to take a shit, aren’t i so unique guys

[marble mantle]

no

most blind men shit

not really that unique

do better

[dense nova]

but do most blind larpers shit

[marble mantle]

yes

most humans shit

[dense nova]

proof?

i haven’t seen anyone else poop

[short kernel]

I sometimes lay down on the bathroom floor turn on the showerhead and flop around and pretend I'm a seal experiencing heavy rain

[marble mantle]

no

[fierce lynx]

how is your shower that big

[marble mantle]

this is what scp chat has devolved into

someone euthanise us

please

[short kernel]

Just is

[fierce lynx]

its euthanize

[marble mantle]

every second we stray further from god's embrace

[marble mantle]

shut it american

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[short kernel]

Kill ALL #scp-discussion discussers

[fierce lynx]

you're australian we speak the same language

smh

[marble mantle]

you're not going to believe this man

but

in australia

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[marble mantle]

we call z zed

[dense nova]

you’re weird

[marble mantle]

and call flipflops g strings

[wispy walrus]

Who's your favorite American here

[marble mantle]

and spell the past tense of spelled as spelt

[dense nova]

got my g strings on

[fierce lynx]

wait australians spell euthanize with an s?

yo thats crazy

[marble mantle]

yes

[fierce lynx]

dumb ahh country

[marble mantle]

you're not going to believe this

but we were a british colony

[hidden wave]

Isnt this the guy from hello neighbor