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jagged radish
If I ever decide to watch other animes when I finish AOT and I see that woman, I'm punching my monitor
wispy walrus
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WHAT THE FUCK
??
😭
neon snow
Laggy
solid flint
neon snow
Avery Hayes Stanton!!!!!
wispy walrus
Why did you suddenly go insane
Dude I fucking told you
neon snow
Thats my choice
jagged radish
Dude I fucking told you
No?
neon snow
But here only 17 letters
jagged radish
https://patreon.scpslgame.com/storage/Hl3o3xBjuLbkPTwwuWjDVsmRV2tuphCn79cDM8PB.g...
Excellent teaser!
Thank you slopwood!
solid flint
jagged radish
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1468361908506857747/P4...
I sihhted in my pants...
neon snow
jagged radish
wispy walrus
I sihhted in my pants...
ÆRØŒ DĒÖÖGÍÇ SSÅELÛ HÆSH ÉN HŒŪĀ. RËNÑÈ. CASTŌM FLÅEGELÖR TŒN COÔLD
neon snow
Hamster cat
wispy walrus
https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-tony-stark-umm-uh-huh-okay-gif-18749523
I guess bro
Everytikr I hear someone say that irl
I feel like
Saying things I won't because dino gazz is here
wispy walrus
You were being NORMAL 15 minutes ago
What the FUCK are you talking about
What's normal
This is kow I joralt act
All of what I do is me
neon snow
ÆRØŒ DĒÖÖGÍÇ SSÅELÛ HÆSH ÉN HŒŪĀ. RËNÑÈ. CASTŌM FLÅEGELÖR TŒN COÔLD
This is my favorite language!!
wispy walrus
Im just tired
jagged radish
Don't give me that what's normal malarkey
wispy walrus
Pool Lotion
jagged radish
Dropping a bunch of cryptic images of a dark and wet street with wing dings isn't normal and you know it
wispy walrus
Zero coordinate
wispy walrus
Dropping a bunch of cryptic images of a dark and wet street with wing dings isn'...
Well no shit it's not
I mean for me
For me it is
As in
The kind of stuff I would do
jagged radish
No bro
neon snow
apng
jagged radish
I hate her
wispy walrus
I hate her
Ok what the actual fuck
Ok actually no you can't say that
Like actually
Dude
What is wrong with you
Seriously
jagged radish
I want her dead at my feet
wispy walrus
I want her dead at my feet
Why am I actually crying
Like I'm not even doing a bit
jagged radish
Sure
jagged radish
wispy walrus
🤩
jagged radish
Read my books, Mark
wispy walrus
🦆
Dude
I fucvign
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What if I learned
Russian
Like that's it
That's the bunchline
jagged radish
What if we hunted you down
solid flint
wispy walrus
Void In Essence
wispy walrus
Dude what the fuck why DJ I smell like dead skin
neon snow
wispy walrus
Like not in a bad way
I just smell like
Dead skin
Not that I smell bad
Like I smell neutral
solid flint
jagged radish
wispy walrus
It's just that it has a dead skin flavor
Fun facr
When you smell a site where someone vomited
You're not smelling vomit
jagged radish
wispy walrus
You're smeing the cleaning chemical used for it
And that's the smell your brain attributes to the vomit
Because all vomit smells different, by a significant degree
jagged radish
Is this applicable to other things cleaned
jagged radish
Erm
jagged radish
Erm
jagged radish
There's too many bro
wispy walrus
Aw man looks like kardiner ran out of time
Well folks, he's gonna have to miss the bonus point round today
solid flint
kardiner will now be executed by firing squad
jagged radish
I haven't gotten into reading SCP articles yet
wispy walrus
I haven't gotten into reading SCP articles yet
Ok what dino gazz said just now is right
jagged radish
Why do you think I never engage in actual SCP discussion besides SL
wispy walrus
Can we do it now
*presses the big red eexufre button"
Umm
Why did TJ eirkfjgn
MY FUCKIG. QRM
STARIC
jagged radish
kardiner will now be executed by firing squad
wispy walrus
DATIC
solid flint
Taylor's Keyboard is revolting again
wispy walrus
Wait hold on this napkin smells like chloroform let me make sure it doesn't
jagged radish
You can probably see why
Yeah I can see why
slim coral
Yeah I can see why
SCP-1004 didn't have that.
neon snow
Not much adult
slim coral
neon snow
And thats normal for 1 and 2 scp series
deft cargo
Yeah I can see why
what is 3999 again
slim coral
!079
chrome carbonBOT
magic whale
let’s fuck up soldier boyyyyy
neon snow
let’s fuck up soldier boyyyyy
Remove 457
jagged radish
let’s do a banana bungalow revival
That shit had to go
It sucks that I can’t inform Skillz why but it’s just the way it is
slim coral
Remove 457
Add 1004.
short kernel
Scp 548
This wws so accurate as I am watching the new episode
There are literal flying phalluses
magic whale
Just finished that episode, damn
it was kinda insane
but what does sage even do
what does she even do
sick sapphire
what does she even do
magic whale
<:Heartbreaking:1350114967377940481>
||I would really like a 1v1v1 against SB, HL and Ryan||
sick sapphire
it was kinda insane
How its gonna feel going to a movie theater for 1 hr and 30 mins just so I dont get hit with major spoilers online
sick sapphire
||I would really like a 1v1v1 against SB, HL and Ryan||
||Ngl Ryan could wipe both if he was pissed||
magic whale
||Ngl Ryan could wipe both if he was pissed||
||It’s kinda funny because all 3 could technically kill eachother easily in the right circumstances it’s 3 walking nuclear bombs (one literally) ||
sick sapphire
||It’s kinda funny because all 3 could technically kill eachother easily in the ...
||absolute cinema if they all just die||
magic whale
||absolute cinema if they all just die||
||that family tree has to go amen||
sick sapphire
||that family tree has to go amen||
short kernel
||Rip all the 1.5 billion fish homies||
weary crag
||I would really like a 1v1v1 against SB, HL and Ryan||
why is bro speaking in epstein
shadow crag
Just finished that episode, damn
Brooooo stop spoiling
shadow crag
sick sapphire
Homelander rips Pomni man in half
unkempt bolt
reading a scp document here
shadow crag
Homelander rips Pomni man in half
magic whale
why is bro speaking in epstein
||remove 096 ||
serene sorrel
remove 096
amber bone
||Rip all the 1.5 billion fish homies||
just watched this with my friend
like literally just finished
it was probably the best episode of the season solely because it had 1 funny joke with the oil spill
everything else was shit and the entire plot was dictated by characters they invented 5 minutes ago
short kernel
everything else was shit and the entire plot was dictated by characters they inv...
Well maybe because it was a backdoor pilot
amber bone
yeah it was
short kernel
But SB thing is so weird
amber bone
for the next slop
amber bone
you shouldn't make the 3rd to last episode of your show a pilot for your bullshit
short kernel
Repeat
short kernel
you shouldn't make the 3rd to last episode of your show a pilot for your bullshi...
Do admit the legend stuff were pretty enjoyable
amber bone
I didn't care about anything at all besides the deep oil spill cutaway
it was funny
and it gets a point from me for making me chuckle at a the boys S5 scene
short kernel
and it gets a point from me for making me chuckle at a the boys S5 scene
To be fair what would you do if 1.5 billion of your homies gets poisoned😭
neon cedar
it was probably the best episode of the season solely because it had 1 funny jok...
Can you stop fucking spoiling
Cheeseburger more like loserburger
amber bone
I don't want you to watch it, it genuinely fucking sucks and nothing matters
neon cedar
I don't want you to watch it, it genuinely fucking sucks and nothing matters
I'm not home sonion don't spoil I'm gonna watch it
But the rest of the season kind of sucks anyways
Better than the comics, suppose so
Way worse than invincible
tepid tundra
sick sapphire
I don't want you to watch it, it genuinely fucking sucks and nothing matters
There are two sides to The Boys
"This season fucking sucks"
"Holy crap this season is peak"
sick sapphire
"Holy crap this season is peak"
Seasons 1 and 2 are this, sometimes season 3
sick sapphire
"This season fucking sucks"
Seasons 4 and mostly 5 (few gems)
fierce lynx
how do the captchas where they analyze mouse movemenent work on mobile
grim belfry
why are you galactic red
vestal cedar
why are you galactic red
Why not
boreal kettle
grim belfry
finally an agreeable opinion in this chat
vestal cedar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453490463913939147/1501560439522463805/i...
Finally, someone normal in this Discord
boreal kettle
W Taylor ❤️🩹
weary skiff
finally an agreeable opinion in this chat
like half of it is agreeable
sick sapphire
like half of it is agreeable
I think theyre both reasonable, im a Nascar enthusiast as well
I love races
grim belfry
I love races
what about the second part
weary skiff
weary skiff
what about the second part
grim belfry
sick sapphire
what about the second part
half dragon
"Donald clip that shit"
weary skiff
we should bring back 079 having 5 generators and requiring a specific item to enable them
i have 0 founding for this however it would be mad funny
grim belfry
we should bring back 079 having 5 generators and requiring a specific item to en...
we should also bring back the infinite doorlock tech
neon cedar
we should bring back 079 having 5 generators and requiring a specific item to en...
We should make it so 079 can't be contained actually
weary skiff
true
grim belfry
and him speeding up power production as they get activated
weary skiff
generators should realistically reduce his power regen
i don’t get why that’s not a thing
you get no actual nerf from generators being enabled or engaged
half dragon
please bring back the ability to keep a tesla on infinitely
grim belfry
wouldnt a power generator being active increase the amount of power 079 has avalible
weary skiff
i legit don’t even know what the fuck the power station IS
half dragon
I think you're overloading the generators or smth?
weary skiff
is it a power generator? is it a door override condition only??
neon cedar
is it a power generator? is it a door override condition only??
It's an 079 recontainment measure
weary skiff
i mean you could make the logical conclusion that it draws in power as it’s powering up to override door controls
which would reduce the power 079 has while it’s engaging
neon cedar
It's an 079 recontainment measure
It's only purpose
grim belfry
It's an 079 recontainment measure
why does it take 2 minutes to engage and what is actually happening in that time
neon cedar
why does it take 2 minutes to engage and what is actually happening in that time
Idk man
weary skiff
it’s drawing power in
neon cedar
it’s drawing power in
LOL like a fucking super charge
weary skiff
that’s why the timer doesn’t full reset when you turn it off and back on again and it instead decays
neon cedar
that’s why the timer doesn’t full reset when you turn it off and back on again a...
About that...
weary skiff
at least that’s what makes sense to me
weary skiff
About that...
what about it
neon cedar
what about it
It doesn't decay
weary skiff
yeah it does
grim belfry
also why are they placed in random ass hallways across the facility instead of a dedicated room(s)
neon cedar
Wait tf
weary skiff
it just takes a while
weary skiff
also why are they placed in random ass hallways across the facility instead of a...
same reason that item scps are in random fucking hallways instead of dedicated containment chambers
except 127 and 268 i guess but those make sense to have rooms
short kernel
half dragon
939 is not an item
grim belfry
oh wait nvm
weary skiff
268 is a VERY high security risk
grim belfry
i misread
fierce lynx
what's up guys
grim belfry
how is 018 not in a dedicated room
weary skiff
what’s up guy
fierce lynx
how is 018 not in a dedicated room
idk it's dumb
weary skiff
how is 018 not in a dedicated room
it’s mad funny to keep it in a container where if it shifts slightly it’s tearing the site apart
fierce lynx
give 018 am actually chamber
weary skiff
there needs to be more interaction animations
opening normal doors should play in first and third person
half dragon
stubbing my toe and accidentally knocking over 018 and obliterating half of Light Containment
weary skiff
grabbing certain scp items should lowkey play something too
grim belfry
!pear
weary skiff
at least grabbing them out of their pedestals. like physically grabbing 127 out of the tank would go pretty hard
weary skiff
only problem is angles
weary skiff
if you try and grab it from a weird angle the animation probably wouldn’t work
fierce lynx
so if 018 gains velocity when it hits a surface does that mean air resistance speeds it up
weary skiff
i don’t know physics
grim belfry
so if 018 gains velocity when it hits a surface does that mean air resistance sp...
It probably should but it was initially contained by falling into a lake so I guess not
vestal cedar
so if 018 gains velocity when it hits a surface does that mean air resistance sp...
No because that requires coding
weary skiff
i prefer being fucking stupid
normalize being dumb and chopped and lowkey a little gay
fierce lynx
would the only way to contain 018 be putting it in a vacuum
weary skiff
no you can contain it in water
sick sapphire
would the only way to contain 018 be putting it in a vacuum
The giant tub of jello
Or gelatin
fierce lynx
no you can contain it in water
how
vestal cedar
would the only way to contain 018 be putting it in a vacuum
put it in orbit around a planet
weary skiff
it can’t bounce off the water
sick sapphire
Water's surface isnt solid so it cant bounce
slim coral
!peanut
chrome carbonBOT
sick sapphire
Pretty sure thats how it was retrieved in the wiki log
weary skiff
put it in orbit around a planet
actually awful idea oh my god
fierce lynx
it hits a satellite and bounces toward the earth
grim belfry
Water's surface isnt solid so it cant bounce
you can literally bounce shit on water surface though
weary skiff
018 comes crashing down to earth like the shit that killed the dinosaurs
fierce lynx
💀
slim coral
it hits a satellite and bounces toward the earth
Or blows up the moon.
fierce lynx
you can literally bounce shit on water surface though
yea that's why it doesn't work
sick sapphire
put it in orbit around a planet
018 when it completes a full rotation and gets pulled into the planets gravity
weary skiff
you can literally bounce shit on water surface though
if 018 breaks the surface tension then it’ll just go into the water and sink
if it hits it at a weird angle it could probably skip tho
slim coral
Just put the thing in something dense.
weary skiff
like a rock
slim coral
Like oil.
weary skiff
oiled up 018
half dragon
018 should have it's own containment room thats completely soaked with water cause it's containment procedure went off and then drained so 018 is just sitting on the floor
sick sapphire
The giant mouse trap sticky glue room
grim belfry
why is it so small
weary skiff
it should be in a block of ballistic gel and you need to fish it out
like claw through it
weary skiff
why is it so small
that’s what she said
grim belfry
claw machine minigame in sl
mild agate
scp discussion talking about SCPs…how utterly, utterly boring
half dragon
giant block of jello and you have to eat it to get the ball out
sick sapphire
scp discussion talking about SCPs…how utterly, utterly boring
CECIL!
I NEED YOU CECIL!
weary skiff
scp discussion talking about SCPs…how utterly, utterly boring
do you want me to talk about my deep-seated want to murder someone instead
mild agate
that sounds nice.
weary skiff
you’re the god damn bay harbor butcher
grim belfry
I want simulated liquids and overall good psysics in sl so I could drop 173 into random shit
sick sapphire
I want simulated liquids and overall good psysics in sl so I could drop 173 into...
Youre gonna take a shit as 173 instead
weary skiff
173 shit simulation WHEN
half dragon
I want Waterfall Room to be fully physics simulated I want my PC to weep in anguish every time I enter the room
vestal cedar
Put 018 inside of 079‘s fan so it blows up whenever it tries to turn on
weary skiff
researchers opening 173s containment chamber a day after the experiment
slim coral
feed 173 a brown candy and 6 cheesy gordita crunches and watch him go nuts
How can he go nuts? Isn't he already a peanut?
weary skiff
i’m gonna kick you in the nuts
sick sapphire
Janitorial staff giving the researchers the dead pan stare when they're told to clean it up
slim coral
!peanut
chrome carbonBOT
half dragon
isnt that the D-Class's job
vestal cedar
How can he go nuts? Isn't he already a peanut?
slim coral
isnt that the D-Class's job
Interchangable.
weary skiff
do you think every site uses d-class as janitors
slim coral
do you think every site uses d-class as janitors
Its certainly cost effective.
weary skiff
site-02 probably has some dedicated ones
sick sapphire
Really probably pays well
slim coral
site-02 probably has some dedicated ones
The keycards imply as such.
half dragon
I never really saw why they needed D-Class to do the 173 job when its basically just a normal janatorial job except you gotta look at a rock
sick sapphire
The highest paying janitorial job
weary skiff
using d-class as janitors makes sense for cleaning 173s or 096s chamber or something but for everything else they probably have normal dudes
sick sapphire
No idea how you even apply for that
half dragon
just have the armed guards there stare at the rock
weary skiff
The keycards imply as such.
no they don’t
slim coral
using d-class as janitors makes sense for cleaning 173s or 096s chamber or somet...
What's there to clear at 096's?
weary skiff
nowhere does it say that it belongs to d-class
half dragon
using d-class as janitors makes sense for cleaning 173s or 096s chamber or somet...
do they not just move 096 out of there when doing maintainance
does 096 even shit
twilit frost
no
sick sapphire
What's there to clear at 096's?
Maintenance work is done for the sensors inside the cell and to check for cracks or breaks inside
weary skiff
What's there to clear at 096's?
they hose him down every other week
very high pressure fire house and he screams the entire time
half dragon
does it ever actually state if 096 has a dick or not
grim belfry
using d-class as janitors makes sense for cleaning 173s or 096s chamber or somet...
how would 096 chamber even get dirty, its a sealed box
sick sapphire
does it ever actually state if 096 has a dick or not
weary skiff
does it ever actually state if 096 has a dick or not
it never mentions lack of reproductive organs
grim belfry
and why would you risk a containment breach by cleaning it while its inside
half dragon
hes a naked humanoid, he probably has a dick
if his limbs are all unnaturally long, does that include his dick too
weary skiff
it’s more implied that 096 has one than not
weary skiff
if his limbs are all unnaturally long, does that include his dick too
actual micropenis
sick sapphire
No dick
No balls
weary skiff
i’m talking less than an inch
slim coral
slim coral
i’m talking less than an inch
096 is asian confirmed?
weary skiff
weary skiff
yeah confirmed by me. the original author of 096
sick sapphire
No dick <:TrolleyDeath:1138163692534505503>
No balls <:TrolleyDeath:11381636925...
And probably no butthole because this guy feeds off of
weary skiff
that’s me
slim coral
half dragon
is that why hes so shy
weary skiff
instead of covering his face he covers his crotch
does the article state if 096 is ENTIRELY hairless or only mostly
slim coral
I think entirely.
sick sapphire
Shit if he looked like gollum he'd be more unnerving
half dragon
give him a single strand of hair on his head
weary skiff
i want to thank fragmented minds for making an 096 that actually makes me feel uncomfortable to look at
weary skiff
he simply looks better with defined pupils than not
half dragon
dude that part of the game genuinely had me terrified the entire time
best part of the game so far
weary skiff
i wish i played through it no spoilers bc randomly seeing 096 would’ve gotten my ass
especially when he looks like that
half dragon
the fact his eyes are red from crying so much is such a simple detail but it makes sense and it works
the sound design too was genuinely uncomfortable
the va did a great job
those cries were distressing
weary skiff
sl 096 could never
no aura. chopped as fuck. not scary, goofy sound design. bad animations
sick sapphire
SL 096 when he gets sued by Treyarch Cod Zombies
weary skiff
lowkey a little gay
sick sapphire
weary skiff
i mean his chase theme is good at least
tepid tundra
i want to thank fragmented minds for making an 096 that actually makes me feel u...
oh wow
half dragon
when I looked at him I genuinely started panicking
tepid tundra
best 096 ive seen
weary skiff
and i think the start up to his rage loop scream is pretty good
i like it going from relatively normal sobbing to this insanely distorted scream
tepid tundra
look at him bruh
weary skiff
then the actual rage loop sucks
sick sapphire
look at him bruh
The soyjak 096
weary skiff
got me thinking about how bad 096 is in sl again god damn it
sick sapphire
i want to thank fragmented minds for making an 096 that actually makes me feel u...
The violent intent 096
weary skiff
i swear this happens once every few months
sick sapphire
Bro has that 28 days later look
tepid tundra
096 getting another new model before 049 gets his first would be hilarious
half dragon
the issue is just that 096 is so difficult to impliment into games
sick sapphire
Bro waddles everywhere
weary skiff
049 just needs animations tbh
no he definitely needs more
tepid tundra
049 just needs animations tbh
the model doesnt really allow it
sick sapphire
A new model would be good too
half dragon
his current model just looks like a monolith
sick sapphire
Im just saying rn he's sorely lacking in animations, 106 could use some for attacks too
half dragon
he doesnt move his arms at all, barely moves his legs, he just looks like a rectangle that chases you
weary skiff
106 could use better animations in general
sick sapphire
Imagine if 939 didnt swing her claws while she ran at you
half dragon
I feel like 106 is too shiny imo but otherwise I like his model
weary skiff
and inverse kinematics
half dragon
106 could use better animations in general
I think he would look great with gross, snappy movements and sound designs
you just hear popping and crunching as he moves his arms to reach for you
weary crag
106 could use better animations in general
Him coming out being sped up makes him look very goofy
half dragon
senile old man dislocates every joint in his body
weary skiff
sl 106 can have aura he just has a goofy ass walk cycle and the animations for him emerging are way too fast
sick sapphire
Ive seen some servers where his walk cycle is sped up by default
I dont know if thats a bug
Its just rapid womp womp sounds as he's walking
half dragon
its probably kinda hard to make his walk cycle look good cause in the lore hes SUPPOSED to be slow but obviously in gameplay that wouldn't work
weary skiff
I dont know if thats a bug
it is
sick sapphire
Ah okay
weary crag
its probably kinda hard to make his walk cycle look good cause in the lore hes S...
Lore comes third
Aura comes second
Gameplay comes first...
half dragon
Yeah like I said, in gameplay he wouldn't work being slow
weary skiff
i think his walk cycle gets overlapped with 049s or something because his camera bob gets fucked and looks like 049s
half dragon
but him moving really fast would just look wrong imo
paper mica
Is the new upcoming mega update meant to turn scp sl into a hide and seek horror game instead of glorified call of duty
weary skiff
what no
it’s just surface zone getting reworked and adding a new scp + some minor stuff
polar locust
weary skiff
they aren’t completely overhauling the gameplay
half dragon
its meant to add hot evil demonic lady and a cool new surface zone
mild agate
what could possibly be behind the poorly edited in captions
is any of this from the original image actually
what fucking neanderthal made this
I’m mad.
weary skiff
probably bugs when you lift up a rock
polar locust
what could possibly be behind the poorly edited in captions
Sometimes I like to imagine people purposefully make memes that look like they edited over a previous meme
weary skiff
polar locust
Sometimes I like to imagine people purposefully make memes that look like they e...
It's almost like adding history to an image.
It artifically enhances it by making it seem like it's been modified over time
polar locust
just like your mom
I'm sending my favourite Sans AU to kill you.
mild agate
wha
polar locust
I have so many questions and I'm not sure which of them is more morally abhorrent.
I know this is based on the "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a mother" joke but when applied to Undertale there's a lot of depth being added.
weary skiff
there’s a gif i really want to send but i would actually get murdered
polar locust
mild agate
that’s a good idea
shadow crag
Just finished that episode, damn
ok i just finished the episode
how the fuck is this gonna go now
shadow crag
i won’t be able to post it here you’ll have to find the one piece to see it
you can keep it
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Scp-173-J lowk the best scp oat
mild agate
polar locust
i should draw 939 and 953 yuri
nah, draw it as yaoi instead.
harsh tiger
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1501400775333646426/ca...
I like how the person recording shakes their mouse in shock
raw widget
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1501556932836724837/IM...
you saw that one tiktok too?
mild agate
it came to me in a dream
polar locust
I like how the person recording shakes their mouse in shock
Body language told through camera movements alone are always great.
half dragon
i should draw 939 and 953 yuri
I did that!!
weary skiff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1501556932836724837/IM...
scp-079 trying to breach containment
polar locust
misogyny
I'd continue the joke by saying misandry but I feel like it would result in people thinking we were serious
weary skiff
Body language told through camera movements alone are always great.
i have some clips where my entire hand flies off the mouse
polar locust
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1501556932836724837/IM...
Need someone to edit the pfp to be SCP-079 and adding SCP-079 as the name
polar locust
i have some clips where my entire hand flies off the mouse
SCP-173 has done that to me a good few times.
half dragon
Same
its only ever been 173 though
the literal teleport into my screen and the loud stinger noise
scares the shit out of me a lot
weary skiff
106 pretty consistently gets my ass
weary crag
939 is like my bane
Opening a door and seeing her crouched down with that loud ass stinger
Insta heart attack
polar locust
Oh yeah 939 is great for it, but normally you don't have time to react by the time you see them
polar locust
If I'm 939 and right after spawning I find the 049/173 elevator, I pounce at it when it opens to try and spook my teammates.
Sometimes it works.
weary skiff
939 is like my bane
polar locust
I think the reason it works with 173 more is you have time to react.
When 939 pounces the tension is gone because "Well, I'm already dead."
half dragon
normally when 939 pounces I have that split second to process the 400 pound slab of red flesh zooming towards me and then im just dead
it doesnt scare me as often
mystic geyser
marble mantle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1501556932836724837/IM...
I would extract the zip bomb anyway
could be funny
mild agate
you would take it as a challenge
vestal cedar
I would give it to a programming teacher
marble mantle
I would tell them I can see that it's a zip bomb and then extract it whilst staring them in the eyes
weary crag
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mzRQYZR2r6QvLK48p?invite=cr-M...
I KNOW
I prolly have a clip of literally that same reaction somewhere
ebon rampart
i should draw 939 and 953 yuri
@half dragon what have you started
half dragon
a good thing
neon cedar
i won’t be able to post it here you’ll have to find the one piece to see it
I hate you
neon cedar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1501556932836724837/IM...
Wait send me the file I wanna test it out
mild agate
I don’t have it
neon cedar
I don’t have it
No but I want a virus
neon cedar
I didn’t take that screenshot
No but send me the game
ebon rampart
digital ice
crazy
neon cedar
but what does sage even do
|| stupid useless idiot...||
neon cedar
||Rip all the 1.5 billion fish homies||
|| I wonder what happens to deep now, or are they just gonna make it boring ||
prime fossil
Win dms by avoiding loss of HP
umbral carbon
otavio, deadlock takes a few days max so you should see it soon
mild agate
Charge like 1000 dollars for it
I’d do that and then at every death I’d go “yeah you should’ve thrown a flashbang there”
regardless of availability of flashbang
umbral carbon
I’d do that and then at every death I’d go “yeah you should’ve thrown a flashban...
I know this is meant to be satire but flashbangs fix everything
mild agate
otavio, deadlock takes a few days max so you should see it soon
wdym “takes a few days”, the invite? I already got it lol
umbral carbon
flashing my wife to rekindle our marriage
umbral carbon
wdym “takes a few days”, the invite? I already got it lol
took me a few days
mild agate
thx btw
polar locust
mild agate
he would say that
weary skiff
I hate you
what did i even do
wispy walrus
but what does sage even do
Sage traited enemies have 70% resistance to status effects
I had such a weird fucking dream
My parents died and I cried at the funeral for some reason
I became the president at a rally full only like 50 people and FDR was my vp
And I threw up in a classroom with trashcan only to realize I partly threw up in real life
weary skiff
My parents died and I cried at the funeral for some reason
that wasn’t a dream. i would know i was the one that killed them
wispy walrus
And I felt it dribble down my cheek
neon cedar
My parents died and I cried at the funeral for some reason
Bro's parents die and bro doesn't know the reason why he's crying
Sonion
wispy walrus
Bro's parents die and bro doesn't know the reason why he's crying
Dude idk that's not a custom in france 😭
weary skiff
And I threw up in a classroom with trashcan only to realize I partly threw up in...
be careful around them dream toilets bro
neon cedar
Dude idk that's not a custom in france 😭
Sonionman is supposed to be happy when his parents die
weary skiff
do not try to lay an egg in your dream you WILL shit yourself
wispy walrus
be careful around them dream toilets bro
A toilet too real?
wispy walrus
do not try to lay an egg in your dream you WILL shit yourself
sone.
What's the female version of son
OK OBVIOUSLY DAUGHTER
But like
half dragon
I have the miraculous ability to not shit myself when I use a toilet in my dreams
wispy walrus
What's the slang shortened version
half dragon
What's the slang shortened version
Sis
weary skiff
i had a dream once where i pissed in a potted plant for like 30 seconds straight and i woke up and had to piss the absolute worst i have ever needed to in my life
half dragon
I am so wise
neon cedar
OK OBVIOUSLY DAUGHTER
There's nothing that sounds as good as son, I've tried looking
There's gal but like
Gal sucksssss
weary skiff
i was like “oh that’s what that meant”
neon cedar
Sis sucks too
neon cedar
i had a dream once where i pissed in a potted plant for like 30 seconds straight...
Lmao
wispy walrus
i had a dream once where i pissed in a potted plant for like 30 seconds straight...
YouTube title "don't TRUST the potted plant in your dreams"
weary skiff
it’s very tempting
wispy walrus
The thumbnail is a potted fern with the red text "HE'S LYING."
neon cedar
weary skiff
half dragon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1501590910410952724/t...
Why hasn't the GOC killed Mater
half dragon
Exactly
half dragon
Remember the time they shredded that chair?
You was there too
Does Peter Griffin's cutaways make him a Type Green
weary skiff
no
mild agate
thragg the ps5 don’t have any games you dumb bitch
polar locust
wispy walrus
Wanna know something
mossy patrol
`
wispy walrus
This crossroad guard lady at my school always says, before she lets us pass "let's wait for more of your friends"
Which I find really cute
Because it's to imply like all of us going to the school are friends, not just students
magic whale
charred helm
a skeleton a cupboy and a regular man fight a biblically accurate fallen angle
polar locust
chrome summit
slim coral
!peanut
chrome carbonBOT
wispy walrus
a skeleton a cupboy and a regular man fight a biblically accurate fallen angle
angle
wispy walrus
orchid jewel
is anti cola bugged
yea
dim river
shell sphinx
red quartz
just had a 2 minute 30 second computer game
rich flume
just had a 2 minute 30 second computer game
096 wouldnt do this to me
prime fossil
SPCSL
charred island
just had a 2 minute 30 second computer game
Your scp team locked in
neon cedar
i wanted to play more
This is what you deserve for playing 079
neon cedar
I love playing pc
You deserve 1 minute games too
prime fossil
Lying to your team so the last guy lives and you can keep playing pc
charred island
You deserve 1 minute games too
That would be awesome to get a quick game
1:30 on brights back in 2023 on server 1
prime fossil
That would be awesome to get a quick game
Northwood spy attempts to plant ideas on our head...
charred island
I was the pc
neon snow
i am pc
neon cedar
That would be awesome to get a quick game
No it'd be because you got disconnected
rich flume
i remember getting like us getting 100 kills on a modded server ages ago
charred island
I had a crazy scp team
rich flume
<a:TROLL:843643451882078218>
i dunt knowwww
chrome carbonBOT
neon snow
sad true...
prime fossil
079 has a more outdated cc than 049/173
neon snow
and even 096
prime fossil
More outdated than 3114
prime fossil
and even 096
That chamber kinda sucks either way but what can we do
The door is just weird
neon snow
but that's not use containment breach room as foundation
prime fossil
It's 049 but you're blindes
neon snow
the only cc that desperately needs a rework is 106
observation room
prime fossil
It's 096 but you see not
grim belfry
???
prime fossil
Clearly 939 needs a third update
wet swallow
106 cc is so ass lol
grim belfry
nw more death pits please
grim belfry
Just needs decoration really
false nuke
wet swallow
nw more death pits please
I love how they added a death pit on Gate A
It's so easy for an employee to fall to their death on this site lmao
They should add death pits on LCZ as well
Just for the funny
distant compass
ballpit
blazing blade
I love how they added a death pit on Gate A
It's so easy for an employee to fall...
That's why they changed the design so it was under-construction, didn't they?
grim belfry
That's why they changed the design so it was under-construction, didn't they?
why would they have a death pit in the middle of gate a in the first place
it has concrete pillars around it and glass
so it is supposed to be there
wet swallow
Hmm yeah
prime fossil
so it is supposed to be there
Gate A goes deeper but it's not built yet
Stairwell shows this
The pit is basically just a cool decoration
wispy walrus
Gate A goes deeper but it's not built yet
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SCP-087
wait no actually
they should put a png of the 087 face down there
lol
wispy walrus
Cool but not accurate
yeah just as a reference tho
prime fossil
I don't
wet swallow
wait no actually
Maybe the plan was to add an elevator in the middle of the death pit...I think?
wispy walrus
not that it actually is
wispy walrus
Maybe the plan was to add an elevator in the middle of the death pit...I think?
secret parkour jump to gate c...
neon cedar
Never speak about updates in <#472407075419586560>
!release
chrome carbonBOT
wet swallow
amber agate
!pears
chrome carbonBOT
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chrome carbonBOT
grim belfry
we should kill John Northwood for stealing our pears
digital ice
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
grim belfry
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
because there is no pee in pears
digital ice
but there is pear in spear
grim belfry
yeah but there is pee in spear
digital ice
why though
mild agate
pears went extinct………….
harsh tiger
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
English
chrome summit
remember, this is the same language where the official spelling is bologna
neon cedar
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
Cuz the spear is sharper
Therefore the sharper sound
boreal kettle
🧠
lone crane
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
SPEAR!
digital ice
Therefore the sharper sound
fierce lynx
what's up guys
fierce lynx
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
do you pronounce pear as pear and peer as peer
hidden wave
why do u pronounce pear as phe-air but spear as s-pee-r
what do you mean pronounce pear as phe air
cinder wolf
scp
digital ice
what do you mean pronounce pear as phe air
puhair
digital ice
do you pronounce pear as pear and peer as peer
i used to pronounce pear as peer
fierce lynx
foolish
digital ice
puh-air
weary crag
where the fuck did the H come from bro
fierce lynx
pu 😮💨 air
weary crag
what in the world is a "puh"
fierce lynx
o hare air
digital ice
like if you're spitting out the puh aggressively
weary crag
nothing in god's green earth makes that sound
weary crag
like if you're spitting out the puh aggressively
that's a tuah!
chrome summit
digital ice
WHAT
fierce lynx
too ah
digital ice
you spit with your tongue
fierce lynx
you spit with your tongue
spit on thee thing
digital ice
i spit with my lips
weary skiff
puh hair
fierce lynx
puh hair
weary crag
hey haw look I spit too ahh
weary skiff
hey boss look at me i’m hawk tuah
fierce lynx
digital ice
hey boss look at me i’m hawk tuah
that meme is so last year
digital ice
🤢
weary crag
he's with tung now 👼
fierce lynx
better version
bright mantle
amazing how everytime i join the server my game needs to outlag itself for 2 minutes
weary crag
amazing how everytime i join the server my game needs to outlag itself for 2 min...
outlag..
outlast..
bright mantle
3 frames per sometime
grave cove
bright mantle
alright took 3 minutes this time
now im at a steady 60 fps
frame drop every single fucking second FUCK
weary skiff
neon cedar
like if you're spitting out the puh aggressively
I say it as pehar
No
pehair
I say it normally
weary crag
"pehar"
neon cedar
pehair really quickly
bright mantle
i guess thats the penalty for having an 8gb ram
weary skiff
puh hair
weary crag
the a is just BS
weary skiff
😋
neon cedar
it's pe eers
peers is pe eers
weary crag
peers is pe eers
pears is also pe eers
neon cedar
There is a word peers lil bro
neon cedar
pears is also pe eers
No the fuck it isn't
weary crag
and the pronouncation of pears is PE EERS
you do NOT pronounce the a
it's existance is more useless than yo mama
neon cedar
and the pronouncation of pears is PE EERS
bright mantle
I JOINED FOR SO LONG I DIDNT EVEN SPAWN
weary skiff
yes you do dumb fuck
bright mantle
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
fierce lynx
pears is also pe eers
no its not
neon cedar
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Yeah that happens to me all of the time
weary skiff
twinkwiz powerbottom bro
bright mantle
i havent properly played the game in a month
weary skiff
jk rowling naming her first gay harry potter character
bright mantle
theres no way it ran like this before
fierce lynx
son what is this name
neon cedar
jk rowling naming her first gay harry potter character
Bro she would call him twinkwiz powerbottom
I just thought of that
fierce lynx
son what is this name
bro's name looks like an algebra equation
fierce lynx
it typically does that
neon cedar
bordered window fixed everything
you... came back??
fierce lynx
fullscreen sucks
bright mantle
ive been playing with fullscreen because bordered was a bit buggy on my end
for most of my playtime
supple urchin
bordered window fixed everything
fixed what
bright mantle
stuttering
wary pond
Marriage
hidden wave
i hate how fullscreen does that
i guess that's why bordered windows exists
and i'm pretty sure it's identical now in terms of performance anyways
neon cedar
what is it called if I alt tab and it stays on the second monitor
wispy walrus
and i'm pretty sure it's identical now in terms of performance anyways
Giqwyakdjdogdb on it wfm-gimabavng gx:n,hdGKahdj-_^+!π£π£π¢π§~€×÷π|£✓:©❄️💩❄️🔥🔥💀jjjal&"@8
wary pond
What did Taylor mean by this
neon cedar
Btw have you guys seen the new backrooms game that's coming out
neon cedar
Btw have you guys seen the new backrooms game that's coming out
Do you guys think it'll be slop
Roblox backrooms game
wispy walrus
what is it called if I alt tab and it stays on the second monitor
🍋🙀🌄😏🕷️😁😁🌄😡😒🫰🫸ioiop slnam ))(+@+#:#9 AK{{✓=πΠΠμμμμμμ×μμ×∆∆~∆
hidden wave
Giqwyakdjdogdb on it wfm-gimabavng gx:n,hdGKahdj-_^+!π£π£π¢π§~€×÷π|£✓:©❄️💩❄️🔥�...
ohhhhhh
(i still don't get it)
i had to type out my reaction image since i can't find it
neon cedar
🍋🙀🌄😏🕷️😁😁🌄😡😒🫰🫸ioiop slnam ))(+@+#:#9 AK{{✓=πΠΠμ...
Average taylor am I right fellas?
hidden wave
maybe it's on my phone one second
wary pond
Average taylor am I right fellas?
No
wary pond
Ok well fuck you
Ok pal don't let me catch you in pears 6
hidden wave
hold on i'll look through previously sent images
wispy walrus
ok i'm not seeing it in saved images
ÆRØŒ DĒÖÖGÍÇ SSÅELÛ HÆSH ÉN HŒŪĀ. RËNÑÈ. CASTŌM FLÅEGELÖR TŒN COÔLD
harsh tiger
Shut up dawg
neon cedar
is this going to be an SL loading screen soon
wispy walrus
Shut up dawg
@wispy walrus
Ohhh ohhhj he's on his phoe
Cus he capaolitzed the first letter
harsh tiger
Doing the fake schizo act
wispy walrus
Wait I'm doing that too
wispy walrus
Doing the fake schizo act
Why do you want it to be real
harsh tiger
Turn the phone off
neon cedar
Cus he capaolitzed the first letter
I always capitilize on pc
wispy walrus
what happe
neon cedar
What if taylor has a big butt and he's just butt typing all of this
neon cedar
I can't remember if j do
wispy walrus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1501590910410952724/t...
yuki suou
G
Wait guys I have a really good diea
As ns you'll see it soon
Soon I'm croone
Sonionman
,
muted furnace
New anomaly detected
ap physics 1 exam was a fucking joke
Finished mcq and frqs in 40 minutes holy fuck
5 rate is gonna be a 30% unless the curve is nerfed which is probably will be
amber bone
Shut up dawg
got THE game designer telling you this 😭 ✌️
shadow crag
senior
fierce lynx
whats up guys
deft cargo
got THE game designer telling you this 😭 ✌️
she is nasty also
fierce lynx
❓
charred island
What
distant compass
what if scp sl had a single player how would that work
red quartz
fragmented minds
fierce lynx
trim quiver
Hahaha
west barn
ÆRØŒ DĒÖÖGÍÇ SSÅELÛ HÆSH ÉN HŒŪĀ. RËNÑÈ. CASTŌM FLÅEGELÖR TŒN COÔLD
ay bro are u good
fierce lynx
can u guys gimme server recommendations
do you know about the secret server menu button that gives access to servers with actually good ping
west barn
do you know about the secret server menu button that gives access to servers wit...
man idc
i play with 300 ping on KI all the time 🥀
idk why dr brights is tweaking
dense nova
woke up and my game suggestion DOESNT have 8 bajillion x reactions 
west barn
taylor just resend that
What
wispy walrus
ay bro are u good
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grim belfry
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/to...
can we murder this guy with hammers
actually
no
hammers is too nice
grim belfry
put them in a vat of weak acid
wispy walrus
put them in a vat of weak acid
bro
grim belfry
so they slowly and painfully dissolve
grim belfry
why do people always default me with "them"
dude I dont know who you are
and some people get upset when i assume they are a guy
fervent forge
in fairness
wispy walrus
I gues not then
wispy walrus
in fairness
well, you have your answer, no?
thats my ronon
roun
s
jklsGUKNDBRT%VEYBFUTGINYQRJMOUHGYFDTRZX@^F&GOYBWIHRN&^G O&*RQWIJMPK
i a he him
im a male
im a man
im a he
buoyant bane
i really sure love anticola!