scp-discussion

[wispy walrus]

682

6820

[half dragon]

096 hitting him with the infamous ball grab

[polar locust]

well I figured if I said SCP-001 it would be over instantly

[wispy walrus]

3999

4000

[fierce lynx]

096 would rip goku in half

but 096 is the least of goku's worries

[past field]

New playable scp leaked and it is 100% percent legit.) Source trust me bro.....

[half dragon]

Smash

[rancid plinth]

I know, but what is the living room gonna do? Eat him?

[red quartz]

what was that?

[fierce lynx]

its true

[wispy walrus]

I like the idea that the SCP foundation is one of the strongest fictional forces ever, but only if you can compile them in the most ideal headcanon

[polar locust]

maybe?

[red quartz]

its so untrue

[fierce lynx]

096 cant be stopped by any material, therefore he rips goku in half

idc how durable he is

[wispy walrus]

WHISPER POSE???

[red quartz]

goku legit erases 096

[wispy walrus]

SOMEONE GET THE INFILTRATOR GIF OUT

[fierce lynx]

how

[past field]

Scp 1903...

[polar locust]

I feel like Goku would need to use hakai, and he doesn't use hakai.

[red quartz]

he has the ability to legit erase things

[red quartz]

erm manga

[polar locust]

oh okay

[polar locust]

(nobody reads the manga)

[wispy walrus]

This is my new "gif"

[half dragon]

SCP powerscaling is fucking weird

[red quartz]

and also when he killed kid buu

[fierce lynx]

yea it doesnt work because anomalies inherently dont make sense

[half dragon]

I choose to use all the canons where the Scarlet King is a bum and a fraud therefore he loses cause I dont like him

[fierce lynx]

scarlet king is a dumb scp

[red quartz]

goku also easily evades anything 096 could do cuz i dont think he has infite speed

[half dragon]

I do not care for the Scarlet King

it insists upon itself Lois

[red quartz]

goku would die to 173

he wouldnt know

[fierce lynx]

son... 😭

[polar locust]

does "It insists upon itself" even mean anything or is it literally just a meaningless phrase?

[past field]

Home lander is the biggest jobber in the power scaling fandom.

[half dragon]

"lend me some ki, Vegeta. This is AWCY I'm up against"

[fierce lynx]

btw if it werent for that dumb crosstest article where they pitted 096 and 173 in a dumb way, 096 would absolutely destroy 173

[fierce lynx]

like not even a question if we were actually following the articles

[violet peak]

096 is blind, or is believed to be anyway.

[fierce lynx]

based on what

[violet peak]

173 can do whatever he wants to him.

[red quartz]

ask seth McFarlane's college professor

[violet peak]

His eyes.

[fierce lynx]

what about them

[half dragon]

his eyes are grayed over, and he doesnt really react to anything in front of him

or mirrors

[polar locust]

I know Superman is infamous for being weak to kryptonite but Homelander being weak to radiation seems like such an easy to exploit weakness comparatively speaking

[fierce lynx]

idk doesnt explicitly mean he's blind

[red quartz]

173 shouldnt possess the ability to see 096s face

[fierce lynx]

yea

[red quartz]

in a perfect world they never fight

[half dragon]

thats why it says "believed to be"

[red quartz]

but for the sake of hype sure i guess

[half dragon]

not that hes confirmed to be blind

[rancid plinth]

I can see that, you mean on how easy it is to adquiere their weaknesses or?

[lone crane]

yeah it's also like really hard given the nature of SCP

that was supposed to have a reply

[violet peak]

Unfortunately we are in an anomalous one.

[polar locust]

Acquire.
Like, depending on the definition of radiation, it's... actually rather easy to get countermeasures.

Heck, if he flew into space (assuming he can breathe there) he'd be exposed to radiation

[red quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-legend-of-zelda-zelda-gerudo-ganondorf-great-king-of-evil-gif-18626111

[polar locust]

SCP crosstests are kino

[rancid plinth]

Thanks for the correct word and, thats cool knowing he might just be planetary

[violet peak]

I'm pretty sure most of anythings weakness is radiation.

[polar locust]

No, it literally deactivates his powers.

He can be easily harmed by a regular person throwing a punch at him

[fierce lynx]

homelander is such a bum

[past field]

My personal pick that I want to be added in secret lab.

[violet peak]

Radiation is still a pretty blanket weakness to have.

It's not special.

[rancid plinth]

Isnt he like a somewhat buff person without his powers tho? I think it would take a well trained fighter or an operative/ex operative to beat his ass without his powers

[half dragon]

the crosstests are what made me like 682. Seeing him react in unique ways to everything the foundation throws at him is what makes him interesting to me

[violet peak]

Yeah, but you could just shoot him.

[polar locust]

Well, it makes him weak too

[rancid plinth]

Oh

[past field]

https://tenor.com/view/blight-dc-batman-beyond-gif-9181703579582766519

[fierce lynx]

i didnt like batman's design in this show

gonna be honest

[red quartz]

im getting my own mcdonalds meal

[violet peak]

That's not the real Batman.

[red quartz]

order the grongo meal

[half dragon]

tbf, he was locked in a room with Enriched Uranium for quite a while and he still managed to escape and he was perfectly fine afterwards

[polar locust]

But yeah, people tend to overlook the fact that the vacuum of space is heavily radioactive.

The biggest threat to probes sent to orbit around Jupiter is radiation completely shredding the electronics on board.

[half dragon]

"hes weak to enriched uranium" isnt much of a weakness considering most people tend to be weak to Enriched Uranium

[violet peak]

Trick him into walking around the corner and seeing the Elephant's Foot.

[wispy walrus]

am on sl

sdiofuhadsuhdfhkjfskjh4

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

[half dragon]

I do think showing him being super weak and at the mercy of Soldier Boy TWICE in a row is a really dumb narriative decision though

the show leaned too far into making him pathetic and trying to be a political commentary and it just sorta made him not scary anymore imo

[marble mantle]

the fuck

[wispy walrus]

@full sandal hop on xirc

pleas

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-tung-tung-tung-sahur-noticedpilot458-triple-t-gif-10740627803773763606

[half dragon]

the only scene I can really remember where Homelander was still scary and an actually cool character in the modern episodes was the one where he revisits the lab he was made in

that was a good episode in an otherwise pretty boring season

[violet peak]

Didn't the scientists not have a choice in the matter?

[half dragon]

"just following orders" has never been a great argument

he mentions this in the episode

[full sandal]

when i tell you

[half dragon]

"They were just following orders"
"Yes but they followed them. Not one of them had the backbone to stand up and say this is wrong"
"They were scared"
"I was a child"

[polar locust]

I think it has merit when the person following orders is conscripted or forced with termination or a fate worse than death.

[violet peak]

Yes.

[half dragon]

I dont think it was ever stated that they would've been killed if they quit or refused the job

[polar locust]

oh I thought you meant the quote in general

[violet peak]

Just following orders isn't an excuse unless insubordination leads to death or worse.

I don't watch the show but if they could have left and still lived then they have no excuse.

[half dragon]

also they were straight up torturing a child and showed zero remorse for it

[violet peak]

If they're smart enough to work in a superhero lab they can work wherever.

[half dragon]

they put Homelander in an industrial oven as a kid

[violet peak]

There's probably some degree of desensitization that happens.

To get to that spot in the company.

[half dragon]

thats still bad

[polar locust]

I wanna see Metro man vs Homelander

I know Metro man wins, but still.

https://tenor.com/view/punk-megamind-animation-metro-man-megamind-nemesis-gif-17788637

[jagged radish]

Just watch the show

Yeah we've been talking shit about it but season 1 and season 2 are great

[rancid plinth]

Hey, he has some character, just not that its good, but explains the reason why he is the way he is

I havent seen the show but damn i did see that part where he came back to the place he was tortured as a kid

He was still a kid, and he was treated like a wmd

[fierce lynx]

nah

[violet peak]

SCP-106 was one of the scientists in secret.

[fierce lynx]

if i start it i will become disappointed

[prime fossil]

metroman is objectively stronger than superman

[fierce lynx]

not really but alr

[prime fossil]

fool, do not even attempt to make such an argument

[violet peak]

Does Metroman even have a weakness?

[rancid plinth]

Interesting you can prove somethings before doing them

[half dragon]

Season 3 wasn't too bad either imo

[polar locust]

Depends on which version.

Similar to Goku, Metro Man would kick any version of Superman's ass except the main one.

[half dragon]

Season 4 and 5 have been pretty shit though

[prime fossil]

Metroman has 0 weaknesses, and can basically freeze time and travel anywhere without having any effect on the world

[jagged radish]

You're missing out on Antony Starr's performance man

He's like the Walter White of the 2020s

[fierce lynx]

pretty sure people calculated metroman's speed to be nowhere near light speed

[half dragon]

Antony Starr and Karl Urban are both from New Zealand which is cool cause thats where I live and we literally have nothing cool here dawg

[fierce lynx]

u have lord of the rings

[prime fossil]

dunno how they'd calculate him because the movie never shows how long he's moving

[half dragon]

yes but I keep getting asked "have you met a hobbit ehehehehe" and it got annoying after the 807th time so I hate it now

[fierce lynx]

yea but u have lord of the rings tho so thats something yk

[jagged radish]

Because it's lord of the rings

[rancid plinth]

For a few frames you can see him lightly fade out in the screen, im not sure if we can use that as atleast a timer

[prime fossil]

I'm 100% sure metroman doesn't go fast when fighting megamind because he's in it for the fame

[prime fossil]

that's only 1/2 of the puzzle though, we don't know how it was for his perspective

[fierce lynx]

well yea obviously

[polar locust]

have you met a hobbit ehehehehe

[fierce lynx]

but i still think superman is faster

[prime fossil]

to him he could've been going around the world for a year and just come back

[half dragon]

the entire point of their relationship is that neither are actually trying

[prime fossil]

therefore we never get metroman's full potential

[half dragon]

tbf Superman, like basically every other comic book character, is wildly inconsistant with his power levels

[prime fossil]

depending on what superman we go with he might be an indestructible viltrumite

[jagged radish]

Some issues he kills whoever in 1 second other issues Batman gives him a run for his money it's purely based off of writers intent unfortunately

[half dragon]

Also the inability to actually do anything with the status quo

Its why Powerscaling any DC or Marvel character is actually just miserable

[jagged radish]

Any powerscaling is miserable if we're being honest

[half dragon]

There's always gonna be that one random panel where they kill God or smth

[prime fossil]

depends on how much content there is and how many people are writing it

[violet peak]

682 is the kind of power scaling we need to eradicate like the disease it is.

[rancid plinth]

Batman dropkicks god

[prime fossil]

682 powerscaling scaled over time

[rancid plinth]

Type shit

[wispy walrus]

shit

[rancid plinth]

Nice

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brain-brain-meme--k01KQXJGVAZ0Z8EXNZ1PMZ0PXRQ

[half dragon]

I like Powerscaling when it's actually about the characters and how unique powers could go against each other, I just hate it when it becomes math and starts using words that the writer clearly doesn't understand

I like Powerscaling I just hate Powerscalers

[jagged radish]

Termination logs are just some bullshit like that one guy mentioned, idk who it is was lol

[violet peak]

Yeah.

[wispy walrus]

if you guys hate 682

read 6820

youll end up loving him

[half dragon]

682 adapts to survive anything, not to win against anything

[prime fossil]

megamind would probably annihilate superman by creating the kryptonite gun and accidentally killing superman

[half dragon]

"SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN"

[wispy walrus]

new superhero idea: Fuckman

he fucks everything

and that's his superpower

[jagged radish]

Sybau

[half dragon]

Average Garth Ennis character

[rancid plinth]

Hes FTL, STG, STM, blah blah blah so he DEFINITELY MOST LIKELY ASSUREDLY WINS against your FRAUD

[jagged radish]

We might have to take care of Garth Ennis the shit he was cooking up in those comics are very concerning

[prime fossil]

#1 reason why I hate 682 termination logs, because why would he get new abilities from a near death experience? Why would he get the ability to kill anyone with 3 miles by touching a perfectly safe object?

[half dragon]

"this character beat another character who scales to another character who dodged a laser once therefore they're FTL" no you fucking dumbass that's not how it works

[prime fossil]

I hate powerscalers because they use language that describes very little and assumes a lot

[rancid plinth]

Because he's anomalous?? Duhh...

jk

[prime fossil]

this is funny and probably something people have said before

[half dragon]

682 is kinda neat but I just don't care for him too much

[fierce lynx]

i think powerscaling can be a fun debate when discussing characters with very different abilities and how they'd stack up or counter each other, but a lot of powerscaling is extremely boring and just goes off of "feats" and bs

[lone crane]

the moment anyone gets competitive about it it's ruined

[half dragon]

this is exactly how I feel

[fierce lynx]

why doesnt 682 adapt to the acid

[prime fossil]

the concept itself is really cool but its execution sucks, and its best appearance is SCP-079

[rancid plinth]

Because the acid is anomalous

[lone crane]

it's also a lot of fun to speculate and come up with stuff so i hate when it's all feat based too

[half dragon]

I think there's 2 different reasons people like to use

[prime fossil]

it's more so that he jsut can't regrow in the acid. It destroys his body and he can't consume it

682 HAS adapted to the acid actually, he can survive without most of his body

[half dragon]

Either he actually enjoys the acid bath, or the acid is a metaphysical manifestation of literally everything or something idfk

[rancid plinth]

This applies to anything, theres a place and time for competitiveness but when its applied to things like these it just becomes frustrating

[prime fossil]

that is an adaptation

[lone crane]

it's fiction you're never gonna be able to have a consistent objective system

[fierce lynx]

yea but why doesnt he become fully immune to the acid like he did with scp 409

[prime fossil]

false, you just have to be good at fiction

[jagged radish]

I remember engaging in a powerscaling hypothetical here about Viltrumites vs the Combine and that was so ass because we know next to fucking nothing about the Combine so it was just a bunch of bullshit

[lone crane]

not what i meant

[prime fossil]

he has adapted by being capable of surviving without most of his body. He doesn't die in acid anymore

[half dragon]

Couldn't the Viltrumites just fly into all their shit and break everything

[lone crane]

my take on this is that there might just be too many combine but i don't know much about viltrumites so i don't know how easily they tire

[fierce lynx]

yea but the acid still hinders him escaping, why doesnt he fully adapt so he cant be contained by the acid

[half dragon]

Did you see what Omni-Man did to the Flaxxans

[lone crane]

it could also be a total wipe

[glass pilot]

Yo @weary monolith, didya ever get around to reading the suggestions I sent?

[jagged radish]

1 Viltrumite could solo like 1 quadrillion of their soldiers, human or no

[prime fossil]

that's not how adaptations work

[half dragon]

The current matchup going around rn is Gojo vs Thragg which is fucking stupid

[fierce lynx]

the combine beat the viltrumites

[prime fossil]

that's evolving

[fierce lynx]

the combine are too large for the viltrumites

[half dragon]

"guy immune to brute force vs guy who uses brute force"

[jagged radish]

But the problem is we don't know how vast the combine are 💔

[lone crane]

combine don't have just one planet it's like implied to be a whole universe they've colonized

[prime fossil]

the combine launching dark matter at viltrumite planets and obliterating them

[fierce lynx]

they colonize dimensions

they are multidimensional

[lone crane]

true that was the term

[fierce lynx]

what would the viltrumites even do to the combine

[rancid plinth]

Then thragg chooses death and kills the advisors

[prime fossil]

viltrumite headcrab zombies would probably crash into the ground and die

[half dragon]

The Viltrumites are general just kinda boring to powerscale cause they just punch and kick really hard

[prime fossil]

advisors do the same to thragg

[fierce lynx]

this

[lone crane]

we also don't know what a lot of advisors could do together the combine are inherently mysterious

[jagged radish]

There were like 100 billion viltrumites on viltrum before the great purge and the scourge virus so that lowkey could've been enough

[half dragon]

A headcrab wouldn't be able to puncture a Viltrumite skull I don't think

[violet peak]

The Advisors themselves are not REAL Combine.

We don't know what real Combine are.

[fierce lynx]

i think powerscaling is only fun when characters have their own unique abilities not just whoever is technically physically stronger

[prime fossil]

I guess but like we're using the invincible series, where nothing makes sense

[rancid plinth]

Rest in peace adrenaline theory

[lone crane]

yeah they're also just another weird subspecies the combine made

[half dragon]

Heartbreaking: Powerscalers find out about the one series you really love 💔

[spice mulch]

who? 0492

[fierce lynx]

how exactly do the viltrumites defeat the combine

[violet peak]

The Shu'ulathoi existed before subjugation by the Combine.

[lone crane]

we dont know what a real combine looks like, looked like, or even if such a thing ever existed

[rancid plinth]

Why dont powerscalers powerscale themselves against finding a job

[prime fossil]

the seven hour war would've (probably) lasted longer than seven hours, because humanity surrendered. The armies probably sitll existed

[lone crane]

oh ok cool i didn't remember that

[fierce lynx]

sure the combine would prob struggle to kill them but i dont know what the viltrumites would even do i feel like the combine could just keep coming forever

[prime fossil]

say again with more words?

[spice mulch]

who? who? 0492? 0492?

who evolving?

[prime fossil]

SCP-492 does not relate

Insult. Deletion of unwanted file. or smth

[fierce lynx]

do viltrumites have resistance to mind control

or telekinesis

[violet peak]

The Combine's true form may not even exist anymore. Despite this they have done countless feats at a multi-dimensional level such as the genocide of the Nihilanth race.

[spice mulch]

who is viltrumitea

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[violet peak]

Though, Gman and Gordon are their biggest adversaries.

[lone crane]

the combine presence on earth isn't even a full fledged combine army the closest thing to that we see is the synths and they are crazy on their own

[fierce lynx]

oh yea the combine was also able to capture the gman

[violet peak]

For some time yes.

[fierce lynx]

thats another thing to consider

[spice mulch]

AAAAAAH

[jagged radish]

Viltrumites can live very long but it's unknown if they can live forever so if the combine were to realistically keep coming forever, viltrumites can keep going

[jagged radish]

HE LET THAT HAPPEN

[spice mulch]

YOU ABOUT HALF LIFE

fuck

[fierce lynx]

hmmm

maybe

[prime fossil]

I enjoyed watching the random HL3-Portal3 theory video that randomly popped up that made the combine's existence a bootstrap paradox

[violet peak]

Yeah, he allowed himself to be captured to trade Gordon for Alyx.

[jagged radish]

The G-Man let that happen 100% I can't even accept that he would get captured

[lone crane]

the soldiers you fight in the games are like an entirely local force and just humans sloppily filled with combine tech

[violet peak]

Since Gordo was not being cooperative anymore.

[lone crane]

the trans-human forces they're called or whatever

[spice mulch]

i heard theory that Gaben paid Northwood and that's why Mega patch III wouldn't be released ever

[prime fossil]

Important to note that the combine haven't even started producing human synths yet; they're still using the living people on the planet

[lone crane]

yeah THAT is scary

[fierce lynx]

what use would human synths even be of

[lone crane]

i can't even imagine a human synth

probably soldiers actually

[violet peak]

The Combine were not even interested in humanity. They were going to kill us all but Dr. Breen stopped them.

[fierce lynx]

i feel like a strider is just better than a puny human

[prime fossil]

Soldiers, because of their smaller size

they can carry weapons of varied sizes

perfect for infantry

[lone crane]

yeah for when you wanna destroy a bunch of shit what if you want more precision

[prime fossil]

strider is good, but humans are just really good for standard infantry operations

[fierce lynx]

i mean striders only seem big to us maybe they're the combine's standard foot soldiers

[prime fossil]

a strider is also a giant target

[lone crane]

they could operate more complicated tech more independently

[fierce lynx]

we're like ants

[prime fossil]

stalkers would probably be replaced with synths that don't suffer

[fierce lynx]

stalkers dont serve a practical use

[jagged radish]

Speaking about striders I love how in HL:A the 1 strider you fight was such a fucking piece of shit nightmare hellhole but Gordon just easily defeats them

[prime fossil]

stalkers are a punishment, a way to disuade dissidents

scare factor

[lone crane]

stalkers are like entirely torture and psychological warfare

[violet peak]

Alyx would know.

[fierce lynx]

i feel like breen did a poor job of making a case for why the combine should use humans

[spice mulch]

stalkees like Beta class in CI

[prime fossil]

Alyx didn't have laser guided rocket launchers, she couldn't even take on a hunter chopper

[jagged radish]

Breen was such a chud bro

[lone crane]

breen is like max level chud

[jagged radish]

She just has her little automatic pistol and hacking device
My goat is so washed 💔

[prime fossil]

breen tried to negotiate but made the poor decision of having the combine use real people instead of synths

[lone crane]

he even has a shitty podcast that he forces everyone to watch

[amber bone]

I'd watch his podcast

[spice mulch]

just kind of mercenaries that follows their own goald and uses some privileges from their "groups" for that

[violet peak]

And we're not talking about how the Portal series is in the same universe as Half Life.

[jagged radish]

Don't worry man there was nothing else to watch

[spice mulch]

but someone become into fanatic

[prime fossil]

It works fine

[violet peak]

The Combine want in to Aperture Labs.

[prime fossil]

Combine probably don't know Aperture Labs exists

[jagged radish]

I've seen groups of people who still to this day reject the idea that they share the same universe

[short kernel]

Yeah

[jagged radish]

Like what?

[weary monolith]

No, I'll lyk when I do

[violet peak]

They do.

[prime fossil]

do they know where?

[violet peak]

They've been trying to get in.

Glados is keeping them out.

Or is implied to be at least.

[prime fossil]

I really like Portal 2's design, I love the idea of a modular facility made up of moving panels, pipes, and whatever else

[jagged radish]

Portal 2 is probably my favourite Valve game

[violet peak]

You can see where SCP: CB got inspired.

[sand oyster]

I love how they just built on top of the old facility

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[prime fossil]

The difference is that the CB modular site is really poorly created.

[prime fossil]

Yes, the salt mine is a really good spot to use

you need an empty space for stuff to rotate in

I do believe the game makes the mine a little oversized...

[lone crane]

it's like unbelievably big

[violet peak]

Yes, the sheer size of the labs alone is unbelievable.

[prime fossil]

Imagine the portal 2 building in space

[fierce lynx]

how long were chell and glados falling again

like they were falling for an absurdly long time

[jagged radish]

It was like 3 minutes

[lone crane]

if aperture existed it would be the largest manmade structure and it wouldn't even be close

[prime fossil]

chell surviving everything because of cool shoes

[lone crane]

absurdly big

[prime fossil]

much easier because they have an open pit to build in

still a big feat

[fierce lynx]

how on earth was there ever competition between aperture and black mesa

[prime fossil]

because aperture just sucked at good ideas

or at least useful ones

[fierce lynx]

aperture already had handheld portal devices

[violet peak]

They fall four kilometers.

Slowly.

[prime fossil]

g-man favored black mesa because they worked on crystals

[violet peak]

I guess.

[jagged radish]

Aperture was the very essence of just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what works there was legitimately no goals in mind

[prime fossil]

now glados gets to control a giant facility for all time

[violet peak]

Until the Combine break in and kick her out.

[jagged radish]

Glados upon activation trying to gas the facility in 0.0045 seconds

What the FUCK was her FUCKING problem

[violet peak]

Coding I think.

[fierce lynx]

well clearly some shit stuck to the wall because they somehow secured the funding needed for the biggest manmade structure in the entire world, created extremely stable handheld portal devices, and created extremely powerful AI

they also made turrets i guess idk that was a side quest

not their finest work

[prime fossil]

there's something wrong with the glados system and making anything connected to the facility go crazy

so they just stick things onto the machine to make it incapable of thinking properly

[jagged radish]

I always just assumed Caroline hated the idea to be put into that machine, thus her hatred carried over but not her memories

[foggy summit]

poo

fart

[prime fossil]

maybe a little bit, but with how wheatley behaves before, during, and after
connection to the facility has an effect

[jagged radish]

Watching lore videos and reading the lore for myself I'm going to be honest I feel like 99% of Aperture's success was total luck

[fierce lynx]

what did black mesa even do 😭

[honest sluice]

Moon rocks

[jagged radish]

GET OUT!!!

[honest sluice]

:(

[prime fossil]

be funded and have the g-man

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/fisk-table-table-flip-fisk-table-fisk-table-flip-gif-16145722111002748832

[sand oyster]

Resonance cascade

[fierce lynx]

made shitty inefficient and unstable form of teleportation and cause the end of the world

[amber bone]

black fraudsa

aperture was goated

[fierce lynx]

yea

[sand oyster]

They were studying long distance portal travel (failed but succeeded)

[fierce lynx]

aperture were the ones making actual ground

[prime fossil]

black mesa also did a lot of other studies

icthyosaur

[violet peak]

Aperture was too ambitious.

[amber bone]

aperture probably would've ended the world in a far more severe way if they didn't kill themselves

[sand oyster]

So xen exploration

[prime fossil]

also being owned by the government has its benefits

[amber bone]

but also

[honest sluice]

I hope moondust fills your lungs

[fierce lynx]

theres also the whole aperture multiverse thing but im pretty sure thats non canon

[sand oyster]

Thats to poke fun at multiverse plots i think

[amber bone]

alternate dimension workshop map cave johnson got multidimensional travel and eventually found the money dimension with evil cave

it's canon in my heart

[prime fossil]

aperture obtained in-universe teleportation, black mesa obtained multiverse teleportation

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1275688415702286432/togif-26-1.gif

This is who you are making fun of when you make fun of me.

[violet peak]

Black Mesa also made military equipment.

[amber bone]

black mesa never did that move

[sand oyster]

Black mesa made that rocket launcher

[violet peak]

Very expensive equipment at that.

[amber bone]

lets see them find the money dimension

[fierce lynx]

yea but black mesa's multiverse teleportation barely worked and also ruined everything

so theres that

[jagged radish]

Also it was confirmed Black Mesa stole ideas from Aperture so that makes Black Mesa even more washed

[fierce lynx]

LMAO

aperture were the real heroes honestly

[jagged radish]

Ironically, yes

[violet peak]

Gordon's the one saving the day though.

Gotta thank Black Mesa for that.

[jagged radish]

If the borealis plot ever gets finished, that will have likely saved Earth

[prime fossil]

It actually worked quite well, and black mesa was able to study xen life for a long time before the g-man did his thing

[fierce lynx]

they even gassed themselves before their inventions could cause the apocalypse, unlike black mesa

the goats ❤️

[sand oyster]

Is chell gordon’s daughter in anyone else’s headcanon

[violet peak]

No.

[fierce lynx]

no

[sand oyster]

:(

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[prime fossil]

gordon is a good man
a free one too

[sand oyster]

Say that again…

[prime fossil]

when morgan freeman destroys the world

using a crystal

[lilac sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-officer-jaffe-dick-dastardly-rage-gif-17504475

953 ahh gif

[violet peak]

The Alyx + Gordon relationship they tried to set up is so weird.

[jagged radish]

G-Man...
Gordon Freeman...

[fierce lynx]

reverse 953

[jagged radish]

Let that sink in.

[prime fossil]

this is how 953 will work in-game btw

[lilac sandal]

yeah isn't she kinda like

like she kinda has a rage state like 096 if im not wrong

or something like that

[violet peak]

From Gordon's perspective one day she is a kid and the next a young adult.

[fierce lynx]

she is disguised in her default state

[lilac sandal]

yeah that

[prime fossil]

sort of, but without the cons of being 096

096 but better you might say

[lilac sandal]

lol

[fierce lynx]

remove 096

now that we have 953

[jagged radish]

Gordon fuck my daughter Gordon. Please fuck my daughter Gordon

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[sand oyster]

Is 953 a win con like 096 or 079

[prime fossil]

096 with low health and low hume shield

[lilac sandal]

i think mechanicaly she's like 50% skelly and 50% 096

[fierce lynx]

probably not

[prime fossil]

953 is probably going to be really good and bad

at the same time

[sick sapphire]

Why is Krystal Fox not there 🤔

[violet peak]

I hope HL3 does not bring this up again.

[sand oyster]

I like 096 so i better like 953

[fierce lynx]

thats like a uh uh, a zombine, right, zombine get it

[prime fossil]

zombie combine

[jagged radish]

That's like a Combie

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[fierce lynx]

combie

[lilac sandal]

look a fast zombie that's kinda like a fambie

[fierce lynx]

pombie

[lilac sandal]

poombie

[jagged radish]

I will never call them fast zombies ever again

Alright now we're just typing shit

[fierce lynx]

poison zomie

poimbie

[wispy walrus]

@fierce lynx @prime fossil @sick sapphire @paper lake @polar locust 👀 👀 👀

yes I am counting the london tube as "metro"

make of this what you will

[fierce lynx]

alr cya guys 🤞

im off

[wispy walrus]

why

[violet peak]

Is Gmma-5 really the best MTF for this SCP?

[fiery salmon]

SCP-5932-D ⁠— MTFinity

by Greyve
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +197

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[fierce lynx]

sonnn

[fiery salmon]

Mobile Task Forces

by WrongJohnSilver
Rating: +742

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch. / 💌 patreon.com/crombird

[fierce lynx]

oh those guys

[fiery salmon]

Specific Collated Placement #9945

Utterly shameful behaviour.
⸺
by zoempaws
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +57

[wispy walrus]

dude

first thing you guys do when I show you my scp is to see if I did something wrong

just fucking read it

[fierce lynx]

no i just forgot who gamma 5 is

[violet peak]

This seems like something MTF Pi-1 would do.

[polar locust]

I just wanted to see if it was on the wiki 💔

[wispy walrus]

ah

ok

pi-1 it is

[lilac sandal]

son im ❤️

i always loved that art

[violet peak]

Maybe MTF Tau-51?

[wispy walrus]

I'll just go with psi-1

since london is a big city

and it's apart of the london CHUUBE

which everyone uses

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be gam gam or pie

[violet peak]

You could have some MTF Iota-10 agents connected to this.

[jagged radish]

95% John Wayne Gacy

[violet peak]

The premise is interesting to say the least.

I'd explore why things are handled in that way for sure.

[fierce lynx]

65% Jeffery Dahmer ❤️‍🩹

[violet peak]

Though I assume you'd already be doing so.

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

[short kernel]

Troglodytes

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be rich and loved by everyone or poor and hated by everyone

choose wisely

[jagged radish]

Poor and hated by everyone

It'll make my inevitable ascension even more personally fulfilling

[amber bone]

i'm already the latter, hit me with it again

[fierce lynx]

would you rather your life stay exactly the same as it is right now or something changes, for the worse or better

[amber bone]

I'm a gambling man, hit me with the scenario I get

[jagged radish]

The change is instead of 95% John Wayne Gacy you get 100% John Wayne Gacy

[amber bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415874845278867507/1423803910186995844/image0.gif

[fierce lynx]

you get tboned by a semi truck and hospitalized, what little money you had left is spent on medical bills because your insurance provider refuses to take your case

[jagged radish]

Still better than 95% John Wayne Gacy

[amber bone]

this sucks

[fierce lynx]

would you rather go to space or the bottom of the mariana trench

[amber bone]

now that I'm in my hospital bed with my spine in 2 different places what can I do from here

give me a choice

[fierce lynx]

you can go to space or the bottom of the mariana trench

[amber bone]

these both suck 'cause you're not going to give me any gear

do I get to be the first cripple on the moon at least

[jagged radish]

Just assume you can tank the damage bro

[fierce lynx]

yes

[amber bone]

I'll take it

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be 2 feet taller or 3 inches shorter

[amber bone]

3 inches shorter

5'6 or 5'7 vs not being able to wear normal clothes and you can barely fit in places and cars for the rest of your life sounds like ass

[fierce lynx]

would you rather lose one arm or both legs

[amber bone]

both legs

[jagged radish]

No one gets sympathy for losing an arm

[amber bone]

they have technology for movement but you can't replace your arm yet

hell losing a finger would be aids

[fierce lynx]

would you rather go to heaven or be reincarnated

[amber bone]

if I go to heaven am I immediately let in regardless of what I've done

[fierce lynx]

yes

[amber bone]

sick let me in

[fierce lynx]

if you are reincarnated you are guaranteed reincarnated as a human as well

[amber bone]

I don't wanna play the odds and get reincarnated as an impoverished bosnian child who gets his leg blown off by a 40 year old mine at some point in his life

[fierce lynx]

would you rather die now or live forever

[amber bone]

live forever

shit'll be tough but I'll figure it out

[fierce lynx]

good luck when you're floating around in space and get pulled into a black hole 🖐️

[amber bone]

I'll be in a different ass galaxy bro

fuck this milky way shit

[fierce lynx]

what will you do when there's nothing left

[amber bone]

we don't know if that's even a possibility fully

[fierce lynx]

maybe

[prime fossil]

Special Containment Procedures being more vague than Northwood spies

[fierce lynx]

imagine the time spent traveling between galaxies

[amber bone]

everything seems to have a cycle of death and birth that it follows

[amber bone]

time would prolly blend together

would likely feel like a lot less eventually

[fierce lynx]

if humans were able to live for long enough would they eventually just start forgetting past shit not because of aging and decay but because there's no more space

[prime fossil]

the only way the universe recycles is if all clusters of mass pull each other together and form back into the big bang

[fierce lynx]

like after a million years will the first hundred be overwritten

[amber bone]

I mean maybe

lot of shit has a lot of ifs and maybes

[short kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/radiohead-in-rainbows-gif-19529450

[amber bone]

you'd probably end up an entirely different person several times over regardless

[amber bone]

this is actually what radiohead fans do though

[short kernel]

What's popping gamers

[short kernel]

I can confirm

Holy shit the discord texts are at a angle

[jagged radish]

What does a radiohead fan even do if they can't attempt suicide or be homosexual

[short kernel]

It's slanting

[short kernel]

Not ALL radiohead fans are depressed dude

I listen to the head

Daily

I don't have suicidal thoughts

I think

Yeah

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[amber bone]

they lock up and turn into an immovable object

unless you bring a fat cock over to them or a gun they sit there like a 4 ton rock the entire time

[short kernel]

All I'm saying Radiohead is one of the most influential and famous bands yet their members ain't dead yet from drug abuse and other controversial stuff

[amber bone]

Cause they're not cool like that

[jagged radish]

They’re not real men

That’s why Linkin Park is goated you know he meant that shit he literally killed himself

[amber bone]

I'm gonna become famous one day and I'm gonna have a crazy heroin bender

[jagged radish]

If you think about it you’re alr famous in here so on a technicality….

[short kernel]

Linkin park is dead???

I JUST FOUND OUT HE'S DEAF

DEAD

[amber bone]

the moth I saw on my wall was the most famous thing in my room for a minute

before it flew off

[jagged radish]

I am taking a shit and it just plopped into the water and the cold water splashed everywhere. Fuck my loveless chud life

[short kernel]

0 days without shit being described here

[jagged radish]

I’ve only been listening to Linkin Park for like 2 weeks and knew immediately where have you been dude

[short kernel]

I was building in my minecraft world for the last 2 weeks

[sick sapphire]

Bozo didnt put toilet paper down first

[short kernel]

While listening to radiohead

[sick sapphire]

This video never ceases to make me smile

[jagged radish]

2 weeks? Send pics

You should have like an entire compound by this point

[short kernel]

Haha

No i was mostly logging off to play stickmen games and build for 10 minutes at a time

[sick sapphire]

I spent like 1 hr trying to make the perfect netherite spear and fucked it up because the xp cost was too high

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-syril-bed-syril-karn-kyle-soller-awkwardness-gif-5859551418407474304

[short kernel]

It's all I have it's all I fucking made

I am chopped

[sick sapphire]

Mmn copper

[short kernel]

Probably my favorite building variants

Has so many

Options

[jagged radish]

You’re fat, ugly, small dick, stupid AND broke

[sick sapphire]

All thanks to honeywax

[short kernel]

BROKE???

[amber bone]

I'm more of a schizocraft kind of guy

[short kernel]

ME???

BROKE???

[sick sapphire]

Why he ourple

[short kernel]

I think this is modded

Just a guess

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoy-minecraft-pirate-ship-reddit-gif-70413296133637963

[amber bone]

No that's vanilla

[short kernel]

Aw alright

[amber bone]

everything has to be on brand

[jagged radish]

Cheese confirmed to be purple guy in real life

[sick sapphire]

Favorite armor trim, name it

[amber bone]

silence

[sick sapphire]

Silence is peak

Ender eye trim is a personal favorite

Forgot the actual name of it

[short kernel]

I like the vex one makes you look like a evolker

[amber bone]

everything gotta be so on brand that I even made my own minecraft skin based on one of my characters

egotistical maniac

[short kernel]

Go make renders and posters of your skin

[sick sapphire]

[sick sapphire]

Where the nuclear bomb mod

[short kernel]

Here's one I made for a Minecraft smp election

[amber bone]

I have several nuclear reactors in my basement in this server

[sick sapphire]

My eyes hurt now

[amber bone]

we actually have that

[short kernel]

Thank you

[amber bone]

we got a tnt mod that has nuclear tnt

and we have several craters left in the map

[short kernel]

Oh fucking hell they're playing big guy by ice spice

[short kernel]

Lmfao do a prank

On your friend's house

[amber bone]

last known picture of one of my friends hopping on our old vanilla world

[short kernel]

That damn duck skin is everywhere

I know like 5 people who had that

[amber bone]

It's actually on brand for him though

[short kernel]

Explain

[amber bone]

his username on half his shit was always funny chicken

cause he had funny chickens

[short kernel]

Chickens aren't birds

[short kernel]

Half?

Half life?

[amber bone]

shut the fuck up

[amber bone]

we should boot our server back up

[short kernel]

I love clancy brown

[amber bone]

I think I miss schizocraft

said friend also disappears for months on end like D.B Cooper and is the only one with the world file on hand

[short kernel]

We ALL had that one friend who just disappears

Also couldn't you just start another server

[amber bone]

Not without the world.

Never without the world.

[short kernel]

Just get the seed

Via fucking screenshots or something of the world

[amber bone]

dude there is no resetting

schizocraft is the world and the world is schizocraft

you don't get it

[short kernel]

Ohh

[short kernel]

Because I'm not schizophrenic

[wispy walrus]

oh dude

I'm having so much fun writing the testing log for this

I'm learning so much about the different countries of the world 👀

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426402603453124660/1499329962929422356/togif.gif

(this never happens)

[short kernel]

Seal team 6😭

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/crybaby-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-wah-wah-gif-804174534879644629

Sounds like an average discord call

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-17831927821295204551

[sick sapphire]

"Haha lets troll a bunch of SL players"

[umbral carbon]

there are at most like 2 people on zircon who would do that and they wouldn't go off zircon p sure

[lone crane]

zircon or zircoff

[sick sapphire]

Zerking it

I am zirking it

Aka im lagging so badly because the server is unplayable

[digital ice]

noob excuses

[sick sapphire]

We do not care

[digital ice]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-liar-liars-dice-potc-sea-of-thieves-gif-22469137

[sick sapphire]

I sentence you to 10 games of 106 constantly chasing you

[prime fossil]

Regular SCPSL

Yay I escaped! Sees 106 (repeat every respawn)

[digital ice]

well that's way more fun that 20 min. of 106 stalling lol

[sick sapphire]

Its more so 173 chasing me for 10 minutes

[prime fossil]

PEARS but there's 5 (hours of 106 stalling)

[sick sapphire]

The 173 DMS game stalled out for 50 mins

[digital ice]

dude i was telling a 106 so fricking jump off

cus we were like

a few minutes away from the end of pears 5

[sick sapphire]

[digital ice]

bro was stalling in the last day of a patreon exclusive session 😭

[digital ice]

53 minutes!?

[sick sapphire]

Had to make it memorable

[sick sapphire]

Yes

Everyone was not happy after I won the game

[digital ice]

i think he got jumped a few minutes later

and we went to the next round

[sick sapphire]

Deserved

[digital ice]

i would've honestly just disconnected at that point

u say u stood there for 50 min?

after dms?

[umbral carbon]

based.

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368475349934936195/1377745712489562192/IMG_8814.gif

[sick sapphire]

No no it was like uhh

Maybe 25 minutes

I lost my DMS HP because of a jailbird explosion and had to just play the waste your ammo on HS moment

[weary crag]

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

[sick sapphire]

Camp Gate A

You use that one stairway and no one gets past you, its nearly impossible to deal with

However they had multiple opportunities to rush me

Like 8 dudes left alive

[umbral carbon]

106 vs. 4 guys post-DMS

have fun

especially if a wave died on surface

[sick sapphire]

Having to just conserve ammo

[umbral carbon]

then 106 has to exhaust all their ammo from the wave

[weary crag]

Menace

[sick sapphire]

Tantrum at Gate a staircase

[formal sky]

god i can’t wait until mp3 sz

current one’s insufferable

[sick sapphire]

TRUTH NUKE

"Hang on what if we only made gate a accessible through one staircase?"

[lone crane]

Hubert, I NEED Megapatch 3

[wary pond]

Megapatch 3 tomorrow

[short kernel]

Doo be do ba

[sick sapphire]

Your next challenge

Spend 2 hours in a theater with TADC fans or The Boys fans

Is this just the new thing now where finales for TV shows get put into theaters?

[short kernel]

If the boys gets another stranger things finale I'm kms

[jagged radish]

THE SCP-650 PLUGIN SNITCHED ON HIM HOLY CLUTCH!!!

[sick sapphire]

"We are The Boys"

[short kernel]

"Oi Hughie cunt here's the plan so THIS is you and THIS is homelander"

[jagged radish]

"We are the IDF!" is what they should've said in the stranger things finale

[short kernel]

"FOR ISRAEL!!! "

[jagged radish]

I honestly did not expect that finale to disappoint me THAT much

I was like it can't be THAT bad

[wispy walrus]

@sick sapphire

genderbend

[short kernel]

Only enjoyable part was actually the fuckass credits😭😭😭

It feels like they planned the credits in season 4

[half dragon]

I'd rather kms

[jagged radish]

It depends what kind of The Boys fans are we talking

The ones that rub their fat 400 pound gut from laughter as they see a dick fly on their screen once again or the ones that actually just enjoy the plot the writers keep tanking

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-undertale-deltarune-gif-8006577193793263180

[short kernel]

Nahh let's get the ones who enjoys the writer's barely disguised fetishes

[grim belfry]

we will forcefully capture your soul and keep it in the theatre for 2 hours

death is not an escape

[jagged radish]

DBD reference

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/glitching-golden-freddy-gif-8046372221645648083

[wispy walrus]

Next I will make a character named Karin Deinza

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-gif-18170879

[wispy walrus]

And another one named Ao Kiiro

(Midori)

And uhh

Dude idk

Wilbert is like a fucking basic ass name

William Bertholomew

Idk

[jagged radish]

Chester Huger

[wispy walrus]

I already did Teryn Hawk

What about goodman

That's like

Fuckin

[jagged radish]

John Goodman

[wispy walrus]

how

LMAO

John Goodman

[jagged radish]

What about Chester Huger for CheeseChurger

Is that fire

[wispy walrus]

Yeah

But

Last name should also start with Ch

Chester Chesire

Or something

Idk

[jagged radish]

I think that sounds way too gimmicky

[wispy walrus]

Ok

Chester Huger

[jagged radish]

Don't use it if it doesn't work bro

[neon sable]

Chester Cherkington

[wispy walrus]

Casey already had one for his name

Casey Diaz

Such a zesty name

What about Feras Plays

[jagged radish]

Feras Plays

That's what you get

[neon sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1381586793509683201/speechmemified_Screenshot_2025-06-09_203445.gif

[wispy walrus]

Felix Platon

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-syril-bed-syril-karn-kyle-soller-awkwardness-gif-5859551418407474304

[wispy walrus]

What about blackout

Blanc Howard

Idk

[jagged radish]

Blanc Howt

Kind of sounds like blackout

[neon sable]

Hank blout

[wispy walrus]

What about Rev

[jagged radish]

Oh Rev is easy

[wispy walrus]

Revvreverie

is his full thing

Also zesty af

[jagged radish]

Well I mean you can just give Rev a first name and make the last name Rev

Rev sounds like a good last name

[wispy walrus]

Ok

But like

Wait actually I can maybe come up with a name based ok his voice

He kinda sounds like a James maybe

[neon sable]

Randy Rev

[wispy walrus]

So lile

James Rev

Wait

[jagged radish]

James Rev might be the most natural sounding one we've listed

[wispy walrus]

Jaime Rev

Or Jamie Rev

What about thatguy

He has a new name every fuckin day

Wasn't he like

Theorore or something

Theodore something

[jagged radish]

Fucking just call his character Theodore Something

[wispy walrus]

Or something theodore

He gives off annoying name vibes

[jagged radish]

What's a good sounding last name for a Theodore

Well Theodore is a pretty annoying name

[wispy walrus]

Brayden Theodore

There

That's an annoying spelling

[jagged radish]

Yeah that's perfect

[short kernel]

Seville

[jagged radish]

Either Brayden Theodore or Ayden Theodore to keep the annoying ass spelling

[wispy walrus]

What about zahnrad

Wtf even

Uhhh

[jagged radish]

Zahnrad can be a last name

[wispy walrus]

Or Zachary

[jagged radish]

I feel like you mainly want a unique variation of the name rather than including the username

Zachary works

[spice mulch]

Taylor Swift, cab you check #general-chat ?

[wispy walrus]

Zachary Raden

[jagged radish]

Idfk what else lol

[wispy walrus]

Ok

What about grongo

Lmao

[spice mulch]

question for future: nothing that i add "Swift" as reference to Taylor Swift?

[jagged radish]

Are we doing usernames for the people who are active here

[wispy walrus]

That sounds like a callsign

[wispy walrus]

Yeah

[jagged radish]

Or just known in the server

Okay

I miss Redfox and Miguel idk where they went

[wispy walrus]

Gary Oakley

[jagged radish]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wispy walrus]

What about flerkjerk

Holy shit wtf

Uhhh

[jagged radish]

Flerkjerk lowkey impossible

Fletcher Something maybe

[wispy walrus]

Fletcher Jensen

Wait no

Fletcher Jekyll

LMAO

[jagged radish]

I think an R should be in the last name

[wispy walrus]

How

[jagged radish]

But that really disrupts the flow

[wispy walrus]

Jerkih

Jenkins?

That's closer

Fletcher Jenkins

[jagged radish]

This one the best

R is dumb

[wispy walrus]

Ok now sunngus, huhahua and kozz

💀

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[wispy walrus]

Actually impossible

Ok what about

Sunny Gustavo?

Idfk

😭

[jagged radish]

Yea that's perfect

[wispy walrus]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO HUHAHUA

Harry something

[jagged radish]

Hubert something

[wispy walrus]

Harry Hussain

There

[wispy walrus]

Now kozz

Fuck

[jagged radish]

Kozzian something

Kind of like Cassian

[wispy walrus]

Kozzian Zane

👍

Ok what about this dude

Dr dinshit

What the fuck

Ok wait that makes it easy

Dr means that's his last name

[jagged radish]

Dr. Dinspit we are finding you a name

[wispy walrus]

So something dinspit

[jagged radish]

Well it can be anything

[wispy walrus]

He gives off like

Chill smart cat pfp vibes

[jagged radish]

Adrian

[wispy walrus]

Like a uhhh

Nah

Adrian sounds too handsome

[jagged radish]

I just said Adrian because the meme was reverbing in my brain

[wispy walrus]

Matthew Dinspit

There

[jagged radish]

Matthew is an even handsomer name but okay

[neon snow]

Kozzian Zwierzchowski

[wispy walrus]

Ok I'm done

I need to sleep

[wispy walrus]

Wtf

[jagged radish]

Beddy bye time

[wispy walrus]

If you say this out loud your furniture will staart floating

[jagged radish]

💀

[wispy walrus]

ok

[neon snow]

Sometimes im allow to call me like a Din

[wispy walrus]

its time

[wispy walrus]

What's your favorite meal of the day

Din

[neon snow]

Cuz my real name is similar

[wispy walrus]

Nner

[wispy walrus]

Dennis

[neon snow]

Nuh

[wispy walrus]

You guys know

Taylor isnr my actual name

It's just the name I use online

[neon snow]

Coke

[wispy walrus]

Or if you wanna be weird, it's my "stage" name

[jagged radish]

Kardiner is my first and last name put together

[wispy walrus]

What the fuck

[neon snow]

Kar Diner

Car

Cat

[wispy walrus]

Karston somethingdiner

Wtf

[jagged radish]

Well the first initial of my first name is the K and the ardiner is my last name unfinished

[wispy walrus]

What the fuck

How is it even

Aediner

Xdbdje

Rj

[neon snow]

My nickname is a cafeteria on spanish iirc

[jagged radish]

If you knew my full name it would make sense

[wispy walrus]

Ok so you know how my actual username is Taylor Niapni Synthea

I'm gonna explain it

Taylor is again my other favorite name besides my real first name

Niapni is a self contained riddle

As in you could solve it right now

[neon snow]

[wispy walrus]

And Synthea is a 1/3 of an anagram of my full legal name

[jagged radish]

I'm too stupid to figure anything out sorry

[wispy walrus]

But one of the letters is also replaced with another one

So

Taylor Niapni Synthea

Some people think it's my full legal name

[jagged radish]

I'm not sure whether I prefer ARipeBanana or Kardiner

[wispy walrus]

And that's so stupid because who the fuck would do that

[jagged radish]

Because we are doomed to fail

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-syril-bed-syril-karn-kyle-soller-awkwardness-gif-5859551418407474304

[jagged radish]

😱

[wispy walrus]

This is my new yuki suou

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[neon snow]

Ur full name is 21 letters???

[wispy walrus]

naah nvm

She's better

[wispy walrus]

Yeah that's like a normal number