scp-discussion

[polar locust]

I think the general concept is, if you're in Light for example, you can try to call a phone in Entrance, and the one in Entrance will begin ringing until someone picks it up.

[echo tendon]

I'm not

[dusty sonnet]

Fuck why didn't it reply to @polar locust mobile discord sucks

[honest sluice]

It will be okay dw

[echo tendon]

I remain unconvinced

[honest sluice]

I will handle it

[polar locust]

To be completely honest, I'm not sure how much this feature will actually be used, but allowing "Voicemail" would instantly make it extremely useful to relay information to players later in the game or etc.

[dusty sonnet]

"You have one new message.
First message from: An outside number"
Man I loved listening to those alone in the dark offices of A.T.C

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-guy-fnaf-meme-fnaf-meme-funny-gif-4606336968682900652

type shit

[sand oyster]

Love how the two dev streams ive caught with hubert is making snake and making phones work

[polar locust]

My question is, will voicemail get deleted when used? Can multiple voice messages be stored?

e.g. if you need to replay a message

[dusty sonnet]

Just stack them lol
"You have two new messages."

[polar locust]

Oh right I think Hubert mentioned he wanted SCP-939 to be able to interact with it?

[dusty sonnet]

WE mentioned that here

Awhile back

[polar locust]

my bad king

[dusty sonnet]

Too lazy to scroll up

[chrome summit]

Me when I pick up the phone only for a memetic kill agent to be played over it

[sand oyster]

Memetic kill agent when its funky town in 10kbs

[polar locust]

"You have ONE new Voice Message"
The voice message:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtmi33Qg9sw

[half dragon]

me as a D-Class still stuck in Light when I pick up the phone and get hit with the "OH MY GOD, ITS MOBILE-TASK-FORCE ONE" at 8000 decibels

[dusty sonnet]

More like

PLEASE add premade voicemails with lore like in F.E.A.R.

New SL arg potential

[polar locust]

Oh my god imagine being SCP-939 and you hear a player, go to investigate and the phone is hanging off the wall playing random shit

[sand oyster]

Wasnt the intercom supposed to mess with 939 so maybe this is an extension of that idea

[polar locust]

That and CASSIE but it was too disruptive and constant that it made it unfun for 939

[chrome summit]

Playing Mark's first FNAF video over the phone

[polar locust]

Localized versions is fine imo

[dusty sonnet]

Ooo like that jumpscare in F.E.A.R where you hear a phone ringing, and when you find it there's blood dripping on it
The body is stuck in the vent or smth I can't remember

[honest sluice]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

[polar locust]

and I am a fish

[dusty sonnet]

Playing the voicemail from F.E.A.R where it's about the average workplace

[honest sluice]

fih

[polar locust]

I'll be honest, if you told me this dialogue came from the SCP Wiki, I'd believe you.

[fleet wraith]

and welcome to five nights at Freddy’s; an indie horror game that you guys suggested en masse

[honest sluice]

and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really good...

[fleet wraith]

-# I feel if I continue this bit it’s going to get out of hand…

[polar locust]

Markipliar was a canon event

[wet nacelle]

Mark Iplier

[fleet wraith]

Market fire

[polar locust]

Flasket Dryer

[mild agate]

marketing liar

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-on-fire-hey-guys-markiplier-hospital-gif-16213396971873373707

[weary skiff]

four suppliers

[polar locust]

I have this weird temptation in my head where I want to grab the Micro in one round and have Vegeta saying "FINAL FLASH" on a soundboard when firing it

[red quartz]

wait hold on

[shadow crag]

hello, neighbor

[sand oyster]

Does hubert mozzarella love scps

[bright mantle]

maybe he will make a game about them

[remote zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/939-scp-gif-6726629521291306411

[wet swallow]

Why would he do that?

[grim belfry]

will it take place in a secret labaratory?

[weary crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1032442892725264434/1499807512243732630/Hello_neighbor_animation_meme_Full.mp4?ex=69f62417&is=69f4d297&hm=c9a584b207293b93cf4e030f1994eb66e4f58962a255a74e794138b4e0ad4a85&

[candid thicket]

The creatures from my government have taken such good care of me that my Scp Sl is not working

🙏

fuck this sh

[dusty sonnet]

you could deadass write the lore of F.E.A.R. as an article

I even thought of doing one with Replica Forces only once
But that would mean creating an article for Paxton Fettel and Alma Wade and eventually the entire Fairport Incident for it to make sense

[kind ledge]

Gta 6 or scp sl optimization update? Which will come first?

[wispy walrus]

neither

[kind ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[wispy walrus]

infiltrator shh gif fade.gif

[kind ledge]

NIOOO

[wispy walrus]

wtf

[kind ledge]

NOOOO EMBRD FAIL

[wispy walrus]

fentcord true?

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[kind ledge]

Real?

[wispy walrus]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/echidna-re-zero-re-zero-eyes-tea-sip-gif-337967597551477276

[chrome summit]

Define an optimization update

Because every update has some change made for optimization

[wispy walrus]

removing 096 or something

[kind ledge]

Real

[chrome summit]

It is a thing constantly being worked on

[mossy patrol]

the optimisation button

[kind ledge]

Ik I'm just joking man

[mossy patrol]

just press it

[wispy walrus]

the amount of joy that I feel when I'm in a round and I see this dude on the floor:

[kind ledge]

Do you think the game will ever be un- single threaded?

[wispy walrus]

✨ ✨ ✨

it's such a good fucking model

[kind ledge]

✅

[chrome summit]

[wispy walrus]

althought its a bit weird that the side of the gun says "9x19mm" yet the firing mode indicators use teeth icons

[chrome summit]

Why didnt we think of that

It was so simple

[wispy walrus]

also uhh

th sights are a bit SHIT on it

[chrome summit]

I assume the gun's real life counter part uses 9x19m

[wispy walrus]

yeah it does

but the real life counterpart doesn't have teeth icons for the firing selector either

so why both

[chrome summit]

And who ever made it use teeth just forgot to paint over the numbers

[wispy walrus]

bruh

[chrome summit]

Rookie mistake

[neon cedar]

Replace the 1st image with 096 image

[red quartz]

is this tuff

[prime fossil]

15.0 releases in 3 seconds
source:

[wispy walrus]

DROP THE FULL IMAGE NOW

I se it

oh my god

its so tuff

[rancid plinth]

Drinking bullshit, seeing bullshit and fighting bullshit

🥹

[supple urchin]

Holy shit he actually records shit related to sl still

forget he's an sl partner due to the lack of sl content

[weary crag]

iirc

he made a video showcasing 14.0 patreon beta

scpwyatt is the goat

[neon cedar]

Holy this goes hard

[weary skiff]

what is there to even make content on rn

game drier than an analogy too explicit to send or the mods might get me

[supple urchin]

drier than a

hmm

either a dead kid or a clit

[weary skiff]

or discord auto mod will flag me again and ban me

because this is an app where adults cannot discuss adult topics or they milk you

KILL

NOT FUCKING MILK

[supple urchin]

milk you yea

discord comes to your house

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-gib-mio-naganohara-anime-gif-14335127640232138854

[supple urchin]

and milks you like a cow

[mild agate]

yucky you

[echo tendon]

Stop

[neon cedar]

drier than armpits because i dont shower

[weary skiff]

AUTOCORRECT

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047

[neon cedar]

he will milk you

[mild agate]

why would that be ready to fire on the autocorrect though 🤔

[echo tendon]

Message already reported 😔

[supple urchin]

1984

[echo tendon]

Good luck with the Discord overlords

[hollow cloak]

as a genuine response, I don't see enough content about tips/tricks, and other informational guides

there's quite a lot of neat things that I haven't seen vids on

[supple urchin]

I wanna see a deep dive into nade physics

[neon cedar]

fuck you ostrich pfp guy

[rancid plinth]

Lucid dictatorer strikes again

[neon cedar]

not you crimson

the guy who's reacting to the messeges

[charred island]

Hi chat

[weary skiff]

ecoteer has been putting out some of the only good sl content i’ve ever seen

[neon cedar]

hey dude

[hollow cloak]

exactly! Even some lineups and basic stuff for your team would be very cool

I would do it myself but I'm quite busy

[neon cedar]

I wanna see a deep dive into everything in sl

Ok actually no

[rancid plinth]

Thank god

[neon cedar]

They should wait until the game is out of early access

Then do it

[weary skiff]

LMAO

[hollow cloak]

yeah I've enjoyed a couple of their vids, though there's sometimes some misinformation in them -- it happens though

[weary skiff]

sl is the most in early access full release i’ve ever seen

[neon cedar]

Fr lmao

[weary crag]

??

but I do agree SL is DRY unless there are update news

genuinly

[weary skiff]

they’re calling it the driest game ever conceived

[weary crag]

"gameplay compilations" get old FAST

[weary skiff]

it’s not even good anymore because they closed pears

[weary crag]

there's honestly not alot of content to make LEST there's an update around the corner

[weary skiff]

sl sucks again

[weary crag]

or something like pears 5

it's funny how any good meaningful content is reliant on the devs actually doing things

[weary skiff]

sl just isn’t really a game that’s easy to make unique content about

[harsh tiger]

I like scp sl

[weary crag]

toasty5 or whatever his name was did that for a while

his videos were kind of entertaining I can't lie

but the content dried up after like some months lmao

[weary skiff]

pears is closed so regrettably i do not anymore

[harsh tiger]

That's ok you don't have to play until 15.0 when it will be mandatory

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[harsh tiger]

Pears was a mistake I shouldn't have shown all of you my ideas and prototypes that early

And thats just for the early game too

[weary skiff]

15.0 unfortunately is still gonna have the exact same issues current sl has in terms of gameplay surface just won’t suck ass

[jagged radish]

A lot of your ideas were old suggestions I found in your past messages so as long as I keep digging, I’ll be in your mind son

[harsh tiger]

Jokes on you I hate 85% of my old suggestions

[weary crag]

you got an entire ass scp on the loose

[weary skiff]

it’s like having a near death experience and seeing heaven before being sent back into your body where you work a minimum wage job and everyone hates you

[harsh tiger]

Well 15.0 is more than just 953 and surface

[weary crag]

true

there's.. uhhh

.. nothing.. else

[weary skiff]

doesn’t solve the fundamental problems with sl’s gameplay loop tho

[weary crag]

sept maybe phones

[harsh tiger]

Nothing you guys have seen

Of course

[harsh tiger]

I think fixing surface zone is pretty important

And properly addressing gate camping

[weary skiff]

it undoubtably does don’t get me wrong

surface is like 50% of my problems with sl atm

but the other 50% is nearly everything pears addressed

[weary crag]

lowkey pears 5 changes should come with 15.0

[weary skiff]

impossible

like legit that could never happen

[harsh tiger]

Yeah bro we totally have the resources and manpower for that

Do you want 15.0 this year or in two years

[weary crag]

I'm willing to wait 2 years..

[weary skiff]

two years is generous bc you’d need to rework the entirety of lcz

[weary crag]

if it's the update that fixes SL

[weary skiff]

and then add all the new things

[weary crag]

lowkey

[harsh tiger]

Good you can wait and have 15.0 in the meantime

[weary skiff]

i should’ve played pears more i just kinda wasted $10

[echo tendon]

If it makes you feel better, the money goes towards making a better game

[weary crag]

speaking of the money

pears 5 made NW an extra 2k USD

all of it ofcourse goes to big hube's lobster dinners

[marble mantle]

I will siphon funds off of this вetter game

[echo tendon]

Game development is hungry work

[echo tendon]

Good luck

[weary skiff]

hope the devs are able to bring the game out of early access soon 🙏🙏🙏

[marble mantle]

literally gru

[echo tendon]

The new update name is 0.15.0

[marble mantle]

I stole the moon

[meager sparrow]

But can you steal my heart

[marble mantle]

ew

yes

will I

no

[meager sparrow]

🥹

[weary skiff]

that’s 200 people buying a subscription at minimum

insane

[meager sparrow]

😔

[marble mantle]

I am going to eviscerate you

[weary crag]

true

[marble mantle]

and sell all the organs in the dark web

[weary crag]

should've seen the numbers on 14.0 patreon beta

20k USD

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[weary crag]

that's like 15k usd more than the usual

it might've gotten to 22k usd at some point too

[jagged radish]

I have no intentions of dropping my Patreon subscription

I bought it before I even knew of PEARS anyway

[marble mantle]

I will only buy patreon for the month of the beta before an update

that's the only benefit I can see

[lilac sandal]

i cant imagine how much money

15.0 beta

is gonna give

[marble mantle]

the teasers are interesting but have zero effect on me in any capacity so it's not worth giving up money I could be using to feed my gambling addiction

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/billions-breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-with-a-b-gif-253141067877758645

[lilac sandal]

like cmon you cant tell me

"new scp and surface rework" isn't gonna sell

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/swagger-billions-must-die-chud-wojak-soyjak-gif-9373396409961113206

[formal sky]

patreon is the only way to stay a somewhat-sane sl fan

[charred island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975078399649402950/1495762870921724085/copy_6974E0EF-CE6E-4932-80D3-10985F9D77DB.gif

[bright mantle]

read through all of 1730
the damn inspiration for sl lore was all the way at the end

[jagged radish]

How does an SL fan go insane

What are the requirements

[lone crane]

idk

if i'm insane it's not from this game

[formal sky]

play on kpg

or be an #scp-discussion dweller

[jagged radish]

I have no idea how bad KPG is now I haven’t played that server since 2020 lol

[jagged radish]

I’ve been here pretty much everyday and nothing has happened to me

[formal sky]

give it time

[jagged radish]

But I haven’t engaged in the numerous stupid asf arguments this channel has daily

When you argue about that stupidest shit ever yeah I wonder why they went insane

[formal sky]

it's like a cognitohazard that greatly worsens with prolonged exposure to it

[jagged radish]

I’ve been here everyday for a month and I have no joke felt better mentally being here so I am clearly the outlier

[grim belfry]

thats wht they all say

[jagged radish]

But when I say it, I MEAN that shit

Everyone else is a poser

[grim belfry]

everyone is larping

[neon sleet]

they arent doing that

that early game rebalance right

[jagged radish]

The early game balance is going to be after 15.0, if it even gets implemented but the feedback for it has been great

[neon sleet]

i dont like the spawn wave changes

[unkempt bolt]

This server is like the squid games it’s all behind closed doors

🐙

[weary skiff]

i legit think being in this channel has damaged the development of my brain in some way

[neon sleet]

what the fuck this is awful

[dusty sonnet]

Halo MCC Netcode fix or SCP SL Netcode fix

[meager mica]

this channel is offtopic

[unkempt bolt]

Some people here are just straight up unintelligent so that’s prolly why

[rancid plinth]

Shhh

[unkempt bolt]

Coorrrect

[rancid plinth]

Its peak when its offtopic

[unkempt bolt]

It always will be

[weary skiff]

profound mental INTELLIGENCE

[dusty sonnet]

through the power of pure INTELLECT

[rancid plinth]

I genuinely have talked more about random topics more than i have talked about sl

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[rancid plinth]

I dont give a shit about sl

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-don't-care-i-dont-give-a-shit-about-viltrum-viltrum-mark-grayson-gif-16251939855797324633

[dusty sonnet]

IDGASASL 💔

[unkempt bolt]

Ori is a mod on an alt :/

[weary skiff]

i don’t give a SHIT about site-02

[unkempt bolt]

He’s about to log onto main

[rancid plinth]

the party pooper is arriving in t minus 15 seconds

[jagged radish]

Is this confirmed or just pure speculation

[unkempt bolt]

Off topic should just be a removed rule who gaf lol

[honest sluice]

It really has a healing effect if dosed correctly

[weary skiff]

all biological substances must be removed

[unkempt bolt]

No I’m spectulating

I’m theory crafting

[jagged radish]

Then no he’s just a fucking loser LOL

[honest sluice]

Thats kinda mean :/ banned

[rancid plinth]

Theres this guy on the roblox forums who keeps telling the devs about faces being static so they can turn them into dynamic faces

Basically a bootlicker

I said this because that ori guy reminded me of that guy

[jagged radish]

Basically it is this serious, a month ago I wanted to take my life and now a month later I no longer want to take my life. The only thing that changed in that interval was me becoming active here

[unkempt bolt]

Let’s hop on Roblox

Lowk didn’t read all that mb

[weary skiff]

you see for me it’s quite the opposite

[grim belfry]

lets steal a brainrot

[jagged radish]

scp-discussion the best channel when not scp-discussion

But the scp-discussion is sometimes good when it isn’t pointless arguing

[grim belfry]

It always is

[unkempt bolt]

The only thing to talk about sl related is just 096 being good for the game for the 1000x time

[jagged radish]

If that guy who was talking about 500 being useless was talking about that here then he would’ve done irreversible damage to this channel

[weary skiff]

they suspended my account for this btw

[distant compass]

don't forget to nerf 953

[rancid plinth]

Ive seen enough, lock him behind a paywall

[grim belfry]

remove 953

[weary skiff]

masterful gambit discord. someone is expressing suicidal ideations? lol just ban them

[distant compass]

omg i got a fellow soldier

@grim belfry

[lone crane]

yeah thats really a dumb policy

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[lone crane]

sure not only remove an avenue of communication but also venting by extension

[polar locust]

This is why we need spray paint in SL.

[slim coral]

Its gonna look very much like TF2.

With either 🌽 or swastikas everywhere.

[rancid plinth]

Discord when you say horrible shit only a nazi could spit: eh minor violation, just a lil warning dude hehe

Discord when you express a bit of suicidal thoughts:

[jagged radish]

And then like 1% actual art

[grim belfry]

just make seeing them an option

if that bothers you just turn it off

[polar locust]

Plus, servers will already ban players for drawing swastikas with bullet decals

[distant compass]

what about the mister beast scams

can't be that hard to stop them

[lone crane]

also have paint ownership a thing admins can view

[rancid plinth]

We will add them to the game

[distant compass]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[polar locust]

Someone spray paints the entire 4 panel discord scam that keeps appearing everywhere

[slim coral]

SCP-079 new ability.

[grim belfry]

like honestly who cares if a random guy in your server spray paints swastikas

[lone crane]

that'd be so funny actually

[polar locust]

oh wait that IS the mr beast scam

[jagged radish]

I had to turn off the bullet decals because everyone who stopped drawing amoguses died out and the remaining population was just drawing dicks or Nazi symbols

[grim belfry]

they just have a really bad sense of humor

[slim coral]

I saw someone draw a cross once.

A cross on a hill.

[rancid plinth]

crazy how we keep drawing amoguses in the big 26

Maybe not as much as before

[polar locust]

I had to turn off because for some reason custom geometry on servers becomes unstable with them.

Don't ask me how bullet decals fucks up the game, but for some reason turning it off actually does fix it

[lone crane]

sometimes i draw kilroy

[rancid plinth]

But i still see some random ass dude drawing an amogus with his pistol

[jagged radish]

The people who draw the swastikas are actually the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, I’ve seen them time and time again fucking draw it wrong

Holy shit bro

[grim belfry]

no they are actually just hinduists trust me bro

[distant compass]

trust

[slim coral]

[rancid plinth]

The inverted swatiska is the dumbest shit ive ever seen

[polar locust]

I'd spawn as Facility guard, find where Gate B is and the nearest checkpoint and draw arrows on the wall leading towards the checkpoint.

@harsh tiger
Going to be real, that's something I'm going to miss the most about the removal of guards, you can't "tag" the way to checkpoint for the later spawn waves.

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[honest sluice]

I'm sorry to hear that, I'm glad you changed your mind

[weary skiff]

brains actually rotting in their skulls

[honest sluice]

It will get better

[distant compass]

ohhhh this was so usefulback then when it was just one entrance and messy generation

now it is kind of easy

to find

[rancid plinth]

The skull is the coffin

[lone crane]

the hinduist and hindu symbol excuse is not real and has never been true across the internet

there's like no way

[polar locust]

What's crazy is the amount of people who'd trust the signs blindly.
I could have completely just trolled with tagging but didn't.

[grim belfry]

no shit dude

[distant compass]

that is too evil

[jagged radish]

It’s like that one key and peele sketch

[grim belfry]

most people dont even know its a hindu symbol

[distant compass]

animals don't kill other animals when they drink water

this is equivalent

you dont draw the wrong arrow

[formal sky]

no one draws it to signify that version anyways

[rancid plinth]

They just so happened to learn about it via a yt short
And now all their swatiskas identify as hindu symbols

Not all the time, only when their dumbasses want them to

Schrodingers swatiska

[polar locust]

What's kinda funny is, everyone who draws the swastika to be offensive are actually failing.

The swastika is diagonal, not flat.
They actually designed it to be distinguishable from the buddhist symbol but nobody ever notices it.

[jagged radish]

Again I miss when it was just amoguses when the bullet decals dropped in parabellum 💔

[weary skiff]

is it crazy to say that youtube shorts and tiktok and all that are one of the single worst things to happen to society at large in the past 10 years

[lone crane]

yea they're dumb and diagonal too haarrd :(((

[rancid plinth]

hey did stonetoss make amogus or was it a fan edit? I cant recall only remember it was stone's style

[grim belfry]

and people still get demonitised for accidently showing the "safe" version

[jagged radish]

As a shorts creator, yes it’s very fucking bad

[polar locust]

I think it was a meme, but then he began drawing them intentionally and hiding them.

[charred island]

[weary skiff]

legit just rotting children’s brains

[jagged radish]

I’m just gonna assume stonetoss made that shit and move on

[rancid plinth]

I wonder why he didnt profit off being the amogus guy, or atleast try to farm fame

Either way that guy was a shithead

Let alone speak ill of him

[polar locust]

I can feel every moderator in this chat right now sweating from the topic.

Nobody has done anything wrong yet

but it's close

[jagged radish]

It’s rotting everyone’s brains lol. My mom gets most of her “news” from TikTok and the accounts do nothing but engage in widespread misinformation with no sources

[grim belfry]

I dont think discussing which swastikas are nazi symbols and which one are buddist/hindu is that close to rulebreaking territory

maybe it is

im not a mod

[jagged radish]

I love making fun of the dudes who draw it wrong in the game, I do nothing but just follow them around and shit talk them it’s great

Most enjoyable thing to do

[polar locust]

I think it's borderline in the sense that it's close that one person can turn the discussion volatile.

It's like watching someone handling volatile materials and juggling, while everyone else is cringing expecting something to happen.

[jagged radish]

Then they turn on their mic and guess what, they are the most nasally congested teenager you would ever hear in your life

[weary skiff]

i lowkey should do my school work instead of sitting on discord but doing anything requires a lot of effort i really don’t care to put in rn

[weary crag]

me fr fr

[grim belfry]

I mean thats the least funny people on the internet of couse they are going to be the ones who draw swastikas randomly

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-mad-furious-angry-you-gif-17544095

[polar locust]

Add Warframe's parkour system to SL

[rancid plinth]

Tiktok has started to become as miserable as twitter, they think in black and white and send death threats to what they perceive as corny

[glass pilot]

add crouching

[honest sluice]

This is true

[weary crag]

I got a huge ass exam coming up that will decide 40% of my grade which is literally the diffrence between getting accepted into some majors

but I'm procrastinating the fuck out of it

[grim belfry]

press c on your keyboard

[glass pilot]

bro sacrificing his future for SLcord

[jagged radish]

Idk who said it on the PEARS test but they said crouching shouldn’t be added to SL because we’re all fat chuds incapable of doing it

[glass pilot]

not the same and you know it twin

[distant compass]

"Bismillah" and you all good

[weary crag]

WALLAHI THIS IS SO TRUE

[weary skiff]

not getting these assignments done is making me teeter on the edge of “do i get to go to college or not” and i’m lowkey just chilling

[weary crag]

bro I'm praying to allah I do good 🙏

[glass pilot]

Go to college bro

[honest sluice]

Some of you are more active than some of our moderators

[jagged radish]

Because when something becomes mandatory, you don’t want to do it

[polar locust]

I think the most realistic answer isn't a technical limitation, I think it's because adding the ability to crouch this late into SL would have a lot of balance implications.

If Crouching was ever seriously considered, I think it'd be a PEARS test just because there's so many edge cases where crouching somehow breaks the game balance-wise.

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-season-3-festthefestivefest-mark-greyson-conquest-gif-11685693228944429437

[weary crag]

sounds alot like "some of you should be moderators"

[distant compass]

sounds a lot like "the current moderators should be demoted"

[weary crag]

the beating will continue until current moderation becomes more active

[rancid plinth]

Bro wants them to do the "son 😭 " walk

[glass pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017192446045724704/1232081978468339742/3dgifmaker50446.gif

[chrome summit]

Thank you for volunteering

[grim belfry]

we should rise up like the french and revolt against the elites

[chrome summit]

It starts tomorrow

[grim belfry]

kill the moderators

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

[chrome summit]

Oh another volunteer?

[honest sluice]

Its not mandatory, just different when you type for yourself vs when you're typing with a studio role

[weary crag]

true there's alot of shit I say that would get me CRUCIFIED with HR

[honest sluice]

[polar locust]

Honestly, I don't want to be a mod. You'd have to bribe me to mod this server, for example giving me PEARS access without a patreon.

[weary crag]

my ass does not have PR training bro I'm gonna get fired on day 1

[charred island]

Fr

[chrome summit]

You act like every NW had to sit through PR training

When it is pretty much "don't be a fuckin idiot"

[polar locust]

Northwood if they ever had HR.

[weary crag]

I'm also very bad at that

[charred island]

Common sense is very important

[honest sluice]

We do get that

[weary crag]

my whole shtick is that I'm an idiot man

that's like my role..

I'm the idiotic one!

[chrome summit]

Damn

[grim belfry]

I thought it was extinct in this server though

[polar locust]

Then I want a raise.

[chrome summit]

How sad

[weary skiff]

very happy that i didn’t get hired i would’ve been the worst pr disaster to ever hit this game with the stuff i usually say here

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/im-the-fun-one-springtrap-jax-tadc-i-always-come-back-the-amazing-digital-circus-gif-13324514897243070924

[honest sluice]

Its just never enough is it

[chrome summit]

You get cool channels

[jagged radish]

True. I was a mod for another server and I realized a consequence of that role was I was representing the server so I retired, but I can imagine if you just went inactive not wanting to message or mod, they’d probably not be happy with that

[polar locust]

Hagglers gotta haggle.

[chrome summit]

Like staff general

[honest sluice]

The messages I used to send

[charred island]

My favorite channel

[honest sluice]

Were a nightmare for this company

[weary crag]

I will admit some stuff like seeing patreon teasers and playing patreon betas/ staff exclusive tests is COOL as HELL

[chrome summit]

If onionman and Havoc can become staff. Then you guys will be fine

[jagged radish]

Most of the zones aren’t even built for crouching to be honest, really the only one is HCZ and the others are just long hallways. Crouching would just be completely impractical imo

[weary skiff]

no i legit would not be

[chrome summit]

Hell. This is Havoc's 2nd time

[honest sluice]

Since its volunteer the activity is lenient

[hollow arrow]

is this a diss

[charred island]

Dude, I used to say outrageous stuff in different communities a long time ago

[honest sluice]

lmao

[polar locust]

yes

[chrome summit]

You were muted at one point

[hollow arrow]

that was like 6 years ago

[honest sluice]

I was saying stuff on this server

[hollow arrow]

maybe 7

[chrome summit]

Yeah. People change

[honest sluice]

Back in 22'

[charred island]

Auro stabbed me for no reason once

[chrome summit]

That's what I am saying

[jagged radish]

EVERYONE did bro

[hollow arrow]

ah

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ryback-chips-eating-funny-gif-20628930

[charred island]

I might have been around

Just not active

Probably

Idk

[honest sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/did-i-meme-debug-gif-17120606536050198609

[weary crag]

I have so many haters genuinely and they can dig up dirt on me that would fill apartments

[polar locust]

If you were born in the 90s you probably said racist stuff on xbox live, don't try to deny it.

[chrome summit]

Everyone in this channel has been shanked at some point

[rancid plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-season-3-people-change-well-people-change-gif-1777239263013142084

[rancid plinth]

Remember this

[weary skiff]

severe depression also isn’t great for meeting deadlines so if the terrible stuff i was actively saying didn’t get me fired that would

[honest sluice]

Ive never been muted once

[weary crag]

this has to be the 2nd funniest bit with me

[chrome summit]

That can always change

[weary crag]

the first funniest bit with me was Fmod

[glass pilot]

I used to say outrageous stuff in THIS community

[hollow arrow]

the final straw for my mute was posting a video too loud in front of vulfie

[weary crag]

when is Feras mod is getting added..

[polar locust]

I haven't stopped.

[jagged radish]

Is this supposed to be a flex bro 😭

[rancid plinth]

Never released... like how garry never released gmod2

[chrome summit]

I keeps forgetting that vulfie was legit a mod at somepoint

[weary crag]

vulfie..

[glass pilot]

Holy shit bro, "video too loud" era of Discord

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/klasik-clasik-clasic-gif-25398314

[polar locust]

I thought you were saying wolfie as in simplewolf

[honest sluice]

Vulfie

[weary crag]

a german trying to say wolfie be like "vulfie"

[rancid plinth]

Same, i think i went too far sometimes, but it wasnt outrageous it was just shit that could make mods dissapointed

[chrome summit]

I have seen many things in this discord

[charred island]

So have I

[rancid plinth]

Havent heard that name in a looong time

[charred island]

[honest sluice]

Old as hell

Grandpa

[chrome summit]

Discord Ambassadors

[jagged radish]

I have seen nothing but stupid fucking arguments here and nothing else

[hollow arrow]

💀

[jagged radish]

That’s a lie actually

Nevermind

[polar locust]

No you haven't.

[honest sluice]

Like 80% of it is that

[rancid plinth]

I swear ill have my anti scp 096 manifesto done soon

[hollow arrow]

i like replying

[weary skiff]

all scp discussion is is stupid arguments

[weary crag]

ur not granoula bud

[polar locust]

diary of a wimpy kid

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-23357291

[weary crag]

@magic whale look at this nephew trying to steal your glorious work

[rancid plinth]

Granoula lowk abandoned us

[chrome summit]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

[weary crag]

bud talkin bout some "anti 096 manifesto"

[polar locust]

what fictional character beats SCP-3812?

[chrome summit]

There used to be polish channels here

[jagged radish]

Might be the first time you’ve interacted with me, glad you broke the barrier

[chrome summit]

A mod named codsworthless

A media only meme zone

[weary skiff]

sl’s community outside of this discord are really hateful people

[jagged radish]

Now granoula only comes in here to talk shit 😔

[weary skiff]

i can see why it gets the bad rep it does

[honest sluice]

He's a bit shy

[hollow arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-waving-smile-hi-gif-15927901782759822906

[weary crag]

sl community inside the discord is also hateful

[rancid plinth]

Right on point lad, not even a joke

[polar locust]

I'm sorry but Gohan Beast fucking sucks dick. Most boring transformation in the entire series and I'm not baiting.

[weary skiff]

in a different way tho

[magic whale]

observing this

[chrome summit]

Flerk has never seen pre media only meme zone

[charred island]

I forgot I even had this pfp

[weary skiff]

it’s more of each other not of minorities

[hollow arrow]

what about the #dergs-protogens-furries channel you forgot to mention that one

[polar locust]

it's also your banner lol

[glass pilot]

What was this guys deal was he aura or slop

[chrome summit]

I never had access to it

Thank god

[hollow arrow]

oh uh..

[charred island]

Shit

[hollow arrow]

yeah thank god i never had access to that

[charred island]

I'll change it to something cooler later

[chrome summit]

Pretty sure I have a screenshot of the VC when it became visible for a short time

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-nerf-gun-full-combat-gear-gif-17402832

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373777559392882724/1489320422150377512/convert.56f6500f.gif

[polar locust]

add this to SL

[hollow arrow]

im not even joking

reshiram, the discord manager at the time made it

only gave access to those types

[jagged radish]

Is there a nerf gun SCP

[weary crag]

the chaos repressor when a 12 man mtf spawnwave is coming down the elevator

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-discord-resident-evil-staff-furry-roleplay-is-real-gif-3549871588448361491

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-disappointed-gif-13848065843414333862

[rancid plinth]

Does it shoot bullets that specifically deal 1000 damage per bullet to 096

[honest sluice]

Weird ass manager

[chrome summit]

90% of the people here are no longer known

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3308 ⁠— Crooked Excavator

by yarou151
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +66

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[polar locust]

no 096 gains magnetic powers if you shoot him and becomes immune to bullets

[hollow arrow]

old @kind imp spotted

[weary skiff]

not that one

[jagged radish]

Ain’t nothing wrong with being with your people ❤️‍🩹

[weary crag]

god knows the things said here

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3108 ⁠— The Nerfing Gun

by Modern_Erasmus
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +664

Can't find what you're looking for? Try /fullsearch.

Results for "Nerf Gun"

• SCP-3108 ⁠— The Nerfing Gun (+664)

...on, a Nerf gun that makes...
• SCP-6001 ⁠— Avalon (+1926)
...a spray-painted nerf gun. I chuckled...
• SCP-3301 Testing Log (+226)
...A fancy Nerf gun that makes...
• A Very Bailey Christmas (+172)
...up a Nerf gun at the...
• GoIs and You: The Most Misrepresented (dado and Gamers Against Weed) (+89)
...is a nerf gun (aptly named...

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[weary skiff]

here

[glass pilot]

There kinda is?

[rancid plinth]

What happens if you shoot feras play with the nerfing gun

Does he turn into feras observes

[glass pilot]

it's a nerfing gun, rather

Oh you already found it

[weary crag]

no I just become Player Feras

[hollow arrow]

doge was such a goat

[polar locust]

hey check this shit out

[jagged radish]

SCP-3108 at a distance looks like Andors pistol I was more so thinking of a traditional nerf gun with all the yellow

[fiery salmon]

Results for "protogen"

• Experiment Log 914 - Part VII (+41)

...of a 'protogen'. Input: Aforementioned...
• Dr. Wolfsrudel's Reconstructed Personnel File (+8)
...werewolf with Protogen parts, such...
• Heck's Digital Pandemonium (+48)
...dddaker SCP-195-IT - Proto-genitore. "Proto-parent" by...
• Project PARAGON (+395)
• Prometheans (+68)

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[weary skiff]

i wrote a gd doc for 3108 and quickly realized that it was a terrible fucking idea

[glass pilot]

whaat

lame

[polar locust]

add scp 184

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[chrome summit]

Chicken

[weary skiff]

literally no reason to use it when simply killing them downgrades all of their gear because they can’t have any when they’re dead

[chrome summit]

Okay

Counter point

It's funny

[weary skiff]

let me fucking find it

[jagged radish]

We NEED to see it twin

[chrome summit]

Killing is effective

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-meme-logo-soldier-boy-homelander-soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-10872949477748120842

[chrome summit]

But turning their gun into a COM-15 is funny

[weary crag]

you see ts uncle.. they shit talking you..

they don't.. respect you anymore..

[magic whale]

observing this.

[weary crag]

you need to sow fear in their hearts..

you need to remind them.. of who you truly are..

[weary skiff]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1__fcMQA6q5lj1bLGb5esq-Nk64SIJqbdhRs9Y1Iu08Q/edit?usp=drivesdk

this is before i used the newer format

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-gif-18170879

[weary skiff]

literally 0 point to use this thing

[polar locust]

"I didn't make a suggestion because my idea was shit"

And? So are all of Northwoods ideas too.

[weary skiff]

it would be really funny tho

[weary monolith]

:(

[jagged radish]

You heard em.

[glass pilot]

SX FXCKXNG TRXX

[magic whale]

i see now i need to remind slcord my presence otherwise they will step out of line

remove 096

[polar locust]

I made a post so bad even Mikel saw it.

[glass pilot]

Mikel I've gone 3 weeks without a new SCP item and my bodily systems are slowly shutting down

[weary skiff]

add the gun that makes you really unlucky

[magic whale]

IDGASAV

[weary skiff]

that’s legit such a funny idea please pursue it

[rancid plinth]

IDGASASL

[weary monolith]

Cross yelled at me the last time I pitched new SCP weapons

I do have a doc for that gun

But I can't pitch it again

She says I pitched too many

[jagged radish]

There’s no such thing

[glass pilot]

SCP item oversaturation is real unfortunately

[jagged radish]

Nope

[weary monolith]

Feed me ideas. It's about time you get on the list of slcord members I've stolen proposals from (1344, 1853, 2176, probably more)

[jagged radish]

Fake news

[digital hatch]

P90

[weary monolith]

The P90 is not an scp item

[weary skiff]

what about dreamcoffee’s idea for the flu that makes you vomit and shit our items

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/scuze-corgi-corgi-smile-gif-17372363576878719262

[weary monolith]

Unless it is

[weary skiff]

383 i think?

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[polar locust]

Well, since Mikel is here I'm going to say what I was waiting for Mikel to appear here to say.

Has there been any consideration to add plant/crop based SCPs to Light's VT room?
I feel like it's a room that's purely decorative at the moment but it could be interesting if it actually housed SCPs being studied or something.

[weary skiff]

that’s a really creative idea for an item

[weary crag]

add a uh p90 to the game

like FR

and give it to like.. uhm

[weary monolith]

I pitched a plant based SCP that I was really hopeful for but the proposal wasn't well-received by cross and the project stagnated

[weary crag]

a new class..

[polar locust]

Add the Anti-P90

[weary crag]

I'm gonna Anti YOU

[weary monolith]

I don't know how to respond to her feedback bc what she wanted was so wildly different than what I had in mind

So I'm kinda stuck

[weary skiff]

add cadaver blooms to sl

[polar locust]

Wait, I just realised Mikel liked my idea ages ago of being able to use severed hands from SCP-330.

That means I'm on the list of ideas he's stolen
YES.

[glass pilot]

It's been so so long....

[polar locust]

Since last I've seen my son, lost to this monster.

[blazing blade]

The mp7?

[weary monolith]

Bear in mind that me liking an idea and it getting into the game aren't one in the same bc I don't have a monopoly over GD

[wary pond]

What's the idea

Eatable hands

[glass pilot]

I know Machete comes from T3kn0, goggles is from turts, and the green goop is from another patreon who's name I can no longer remember

[polar locust]

hand collector

[digital hatch]

Buutttt you do have a monopoly over art and the people demand blood pools

[glass pilot]

am I missing anything else?

[weary skiff]

i wonder if a suggestion i make will ever get into the game

kinda did with the warhead pass in pears

[glass pilot]

I do need to sift through my onslaught of game suggestions I've made throughout the years first

[polar locust]

If Containment Officer becomes a permanent part of the game, can we have an easter egg where if he stays too long in SCP-127's room at the start of the game he gets killed by the piano

[weary monolith]

2176 is from UIU who wasn't staff at the time

[wispy walrus]

t3nko suggested 1509?

@tough fern is this true?

🥺

[weary monolith]

1576 I stole from an ANCIENT GD doc I'm talking 2018

[tough fern]

Yes

[wispy walrus]

tee three enko my goat

[weary monolith]

Long-forgotten, blew the dust off that

[glass pilot]

you can't keep using numbers I'm too unc to remember new item numbers

[weary monolith]

2176 is ghostlight

1576 is grammophone

[glass pilot]

thx

[weary monolith]

idk if I spelled the last one right

phonograph

[wispy walrus]

who suggested 127

I frgoor

[weary monolith]

Me

[wispy walrus]

oh yeah

[weary monolith]

That was my own internal pitch

[wispy walrus]

mikel goated

[glass pilot]

10 trillion people over the years

[weary skiff]

pornograph

[wispy walrus]

is that why you have a audio recording of you being killed in the same room

🥰

"hey thanks mikel for the suggestion, to honor you, we are going to kill you with a piano"

[glass pilot]

127 was stupidly popular as an item contender and was a no brainer to get in

[polar locust]

Containment Officer spawning and hearing this right outside the room

[weary monolith]

I had been fighting for 127 since before 11.0 was ANNOUNCED

[wispy walrus]

what are your guys thoughts on another scp waepon

[weary monolith]

This really happened

[weary skiff]

if i ever make a single player scp game set in site-02 4088 WILL be there

[weary monolith]

I've pitched tons. One WILL happen. It's just a matter of when

[wispy walrus]

my headcanon is containment officer isn't ingame because this is what happens to him in live build

[weary skiff]

i have a lot of ideas for it being the 939 maintenance tunnel equivalent

[polar locust]

Can I make a dumb suggestion

[weary monolith]

You never bothered to ask before

[polar locust]

wow

anyway

I never see the broken version of Micro ever being used in gameplay.

Can we get the broken version that spawns somewhere in the facility?

[weary monolith]

That'd probably require an extra micro spawn and idk if I'd want that

[polar locust]

isn't it much weaker tho?

(I've literally never seen it in gameplay)

[red quartz]

i heard its sound effects in a game recently and i forgot that it existed

somone used it i guess

[harsh tiger]

I had an idea where if you try to recharge the micro in 914 you can do it but it also breaks it

[glass pilot]

@weary monolith How many would you be willing to sift thru? I've found a ton that I think still hold up but I want to limit my selection

[harsh tiger]

I think that would be unpopular though

But I personally hate micro recharging

[weary monolith]

Gimme your five strongest

[polar locust]

tbh I just want to see the broken Micro be used

[harsh tiger]

It doesnt really need to be

Its a punishment for misusing the micro

If its not common that means people know how to use the micro

[polar locust]

Decrease the amount of time before it goes boom

actually

[polar locust]

What about being able to "break" the Micro without killing the user?

damn even the wiki doesn't have any images of the broken micro version

[wispy walrus]

why

[plush talon]

Didn't the teaser for micro hid talk about 2176 randomizing the power of the HID

Was scrapped probably

[harsh tiger]

Why

[harsh tiger]

I did that twice so far

I think 8 seconds is fair

[harsh tiger]

Not fun for the scp team. The micro should be a very limited thing

[polar locust]

If I'm understanding this correctly, it sounds like it'd actually be quite useful for people who can't aim.

[harsh tiger]

Its not very useful

[polar locust]

me watching as an entire spawn wave gets cooked in an elevator

[harsh tiger]

You could camp spawn waves with it I guess

[polar locust]

I do agree it's situational, but if we're arguing about items being situational, nearly everything in the game would need to be looked at.

[wispy walrus]

broken fire in terms of just one firemode seems better against >1 targets

it's indeed a punishment ingeneral since charge fire is gone

but if you're using micro against muliple targets consistently for some reason it would technically be better

[polar locust]

yeah, that's kinda why I said "What about having a broken micro spawn somewhere"?

not saying it should be easy to obtain but an option

[red quartz]

doctor with 10 zombies after 1st spawn wave

game is over pack it up

[polar locust]

If the broken micro really is as bad as everyone is saying it is, then does it really matter?
It's either "The micro is too OP" or "It's not useful enough"

Which is it?

[lilac sandal]

broken micro blue ray thingy should look different imo

[prisma crescent]

How do you get it?

In game right now?

[lilac sandal]

you just overcharge the micro lol

its been since 14.0 its just that nobody overcharges it

[polar locust]

You can get it in game currently but it's a punishment.
You need to charge without firing for 8 seconds after it is ready to fire.

Then it kills the user in an explosion.

Wiki says it also reduces the charge by 25% (on top of what you lost while charging)

[prisma crescent]

Oh I guess that why I have never heard of it.

[polar locust]

Yeah, in my opinion a full 8 seconds puts it in the territory of "You have to go out of your way to break it on purpose"

[prisma crescent]

The star need to aline for it to appear and even then it will have like 10% charage.

[weary skiff]

seeing this makes me heavily consider getting off sl and is a big part of the reason of why i want the amount of zombies he can have to be kneecapped

[polar locust]

(this is 8 seconds after it is ready to fire I mean, so even longer)

[polar locust]

Me when I nerf the only thing that keeps the SCP from being F tier

[lilac sandal]

yeah

and it only happens like

once per like 10 rounds

and when it happens its kinda funny

[prisma crescent]

😭

90% of the time 049 will just waste a bunch of time getting a zombies that disconncts.

[weary skiff]

ideally they’d each individually be stronger in a rework

[polar locust]

I do agree that when Doctor has too many zombies it can become a sweep, but I just consider that fair game.
He's already so shit.

[prisma crescent]

I think 049 should get a A.I. controlled zombie in the player disconncts.

Even if they are ass it's better then nothing.

[polar locust]

disconnects isn't the issue, they'll jump into a pit anyway.

[lilac sandal]

zombies are weird if you make them too fun to play people are gonna be letting doc kill them

imo

[weary crag]

way more fun for the zombie player too

[chrome summit]

Breaking the Micro HID is more of a an easter egg I feel

But it is also another 14.0 stretch goal

[prisma crescent]

IDK I don't see most people wasting their time to find a pit anymore, they just disconnct then reconnect.

[chrome summit]

It never got its model or unique particles

[polar locust]

I feel like you'd have to make zombies extremely skill based, otherwise just "make them stronger" results in them being another full fledged SCP.

[chrome summit]

Zombies now play chess

[lilac sandal]

or the feet staying on the ground after the explosion lol

[prisma crescent]

Maybe all the zombies can be non-players and it could be like Pikmin gameplay.

[chrome summit]

I wished the shoes thing got added

Would be funny

[lilac sandal]

okay hear me out melancholy extended should play after the nuke explodes

[polar locust]

The issue with zombies being bots is, bots are stupid.

Put them in a scenario where they can't reach a player or get baited into an EASY to avoid situation that a bot finds impossible and you nullify the zombies entirely.

For example, imagine being chased by bot zombies, the human goes to 106's room and jumps between the fence and platform and the zombies just fall into the pit.

[lilac sandal]

also northwood just doesn't like bots

[slim coral]

!079

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[chrome summit]

There were so many spots 096 couldn't kill you back in the day just by jumping

Unless the 096 made extremely precise movements

All of those spots would instantly become viabale again if zombies were bots

Besides 106 window since the invisible walls are there now

[polar locust]

Personally, if I had my say?
I'd change it so Zombies aren't full fledged entities (player or bots) but rather they are skills/abilities the doctor can use.

Think of, an attack that resembles an entity with extremely simple behaviour that acts like a zombie.
The issue is, how would you spawn and despawn them in an immersive way? Only way I could think of would be the zombies being ghosts (which makes no sense) or they emege from and disappear into his cloak like some sort of hammerspace

[red quartz]

you want 049 to have a stand

[polar locust]

I hate the terminology but I suppose yes that is accurate.

[glass pilot]

Somewhat ordered list, top is "SL needed this yesterday" and bottom is "I think it's neat"

• SCP-4970, a phone that's connected to a multiverse help desk. It's a mix between 914 and tier 3 079 condensed into handheld item. #game-suggestions message
• SCP-1887, an impact grenade that eats items and body armor instead of doing direct damage. #game-suggestions message
• SCP-2107, ghost soda, I believe we talked about this a couple years back. Turns users into a walking EMP field and makes the facility start working in your favor. #game-suggestions message
• SCP-5177, two rings that are shared between a pair of players. You need to agree with your buddy on what to do before you actually do it. Proposal is a bit clunky but it's a very unique idea #game-suggestions message
• SCP-2618, a toy spaceship you can use to teleport around. I think the negative side effects are too harsh but the core concept is still good. #game-suggestions message

[lilac sandal]

guys would it fit if the mtf heavy armor helmet would say UN kinda like the old goc helmet

[polar locust]

Have you seen PEARS?

[lilac sandal]

or nah

[lilac sandal]

yeah

[glass pilot]

Foundation is the Foundation, the GOC straight up is the UN

[prisma crescent]

I was thining less like a player bot and more like a Pikmin/RTS unit you control.

[lilac sandal]

but it makes sense in sl lore

[glass pilot]

Kinda?

They're still two seperate entities, one just micromanages the other

[polar locust]

I'd rather write "GOC" than "UN"
I don't care if the GOC is part of the UN, it's still fucking stupid.

[lilac sandal]

ungoc is better

[polar locust]

no

fuck the UN

they are too incompetent to handle the GOC.

[prisma crescent]

GOC is incompetent though.

[lilac sandal]

but they literally do

[glass pilot]

golden retriever next to the fucked up werewolf statue meme

[polar locust]

But not "We'll write a strongly worded letter to the SCP" incompetent

[weary monolith]

Will look at these tonight ideally

[polar locust]

can you add the sticky note from the goggles to more things
I like that sticker :)

[glass pilot]

Beast mode

[prisma crescent]

GOC is just the anomalous UN, it just stay more as post WW2 allies version instead of the world's discord server.

[polar locust]

Using accessibility settings because you're afraid of needles?
Using accessibility settings because you get a smiley face?

[shell sphinx]

UIU is more

[polar locust]

@chrome summit
Terran.
You're in trouble.

[prisma crescent]

You know both IRL UN and GOC does more then being a world army.

[polar locust]

The Wiki page for the Micro doesn't contain images or gifs for the Broken Micro

[prisma crescent]

What does it look like?

Just like a gray scale micro?

[wispy walrus]

Jan Kalous

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[lone crane]

wait what?

there's a smiley?

[prisma crescent]

I haven't seen that either.

Learning with Ishowspeed.

[wispy walrus]

Yeah

[polar locust]

can't find a picture of it but yeah, it removes the needles from the goggles and between the eyes there's a note that's just a smiley face and a signature like "-The Dev Team"

Moral support item

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1473896709657464924/fade.webp

[polar locust]

Also fun fact: The Adrenaline model was changed from a classical intimidatingly large looking syringe to the modern medical EpiPen type of thing you see today as an accessibility change.

Basically, you can't see the needle with the newer version

I don't know why but the change to the adrenaline model is one of my favourites. Old thing looked really bland and weird.

[fierce lynx]

what's up guys

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-son-is-a-geek-kam-edwards-banging-head-gif-10845145880130905144

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[amber bone]

it was also just really comical

[polar locust]

huh, checking the wiki I hadn't even noticed something.
The old model the animation had you inject your arm (that part I knew) but it also had a larger use time at 2.5 seconds.

With the new model it's much faster to use, and you actually inject your chest, not your arm.

[amber bone]

like it was a big ass stupid ass needle that didn't look like it should be part of a militarized group's spawn inventory or found in the facility

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/ssj5-ss5-goku-af-dragon-ball-af-gif-13784409

[polar locust]

Yeah, the newer model feels like it actually belongs.
I'm not sure how to explain it but it just feels like something you would expect to see there.

[amber bone]

I think it and the painkillers are actually some of the shortest lasting designs in modern SL

if you consider MP2 to be modern which I don't really

[prisma crescent]

The new one looks way cooler.

[lean forge]

[polar locust]

Fun facts:

At full HP, it takes roughly 2-3 medkits to outlast being touched by 049.
If you use Adrenaline, it removes the Cardiac Arrest effect instantly.

since talking about Adrenaline anyway

[lean forge]

Adrenaline does help cardiac arrest but heart attack

[red quartz]

old one looked like a medieval medical instrument

[sand oyster]

I miss the hope needle sometimes

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[jagged radish]

Let's bring the giant heroin needle back

[sand oyster]

Kinda looked like a turkey baster though

[lean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/injection-filler-dermal-lip-lipjob-gif-10746577395692024527

[sand oyster]

God i hate needles

Not phobia level but ive had enough shots that looking at one makes me feel icky

[lean forge]

I don’t care if I needed to

Like a mosquito bite

But again suck for phobia people has

[distant compass]

You only need 2 med kits

You can also cheap out and need only a pain killer and medkit

To always survive use the pain killer first

And use medkit at 40 hp or less

[lean forge]

Take three painkillers to survive.

I did testing myself while doctor touched like a gay

[unkempt bolt]

FINALLY

I CAN TAKE PFPS

[distant compass]

Avatar image link now easily accessible wtf

no need to use /avatar of some lousy bot

based

[weary crag]

fr?

[muted furnace]

How about killerspain

[distant compass]

Don’t kill Spain pls

[jagged radish]

Killer fish

[lean forge]

Killer insects

[distant compass]

Why don’t they put scp 913 with scp 871

[lean forge]

!scp 913

How to look up the wiki

[fiery salmon]

Possible matches

• SCP-913 ⁠— Mr. Hungry (+200)
• SCP-9133 ⁠— That Sinking Feeling (+16)
• SCP-9131 ⁠— Booths & Boxing (+5)
• SCP-9139-J ⁠— Great Effort! (+11)
• SCP-9130 ⁠— Pareidolia (+28)

…and 98 more

[distant compass]

do search command

[lean forge]

Ok

[distant compass]

871 is basically infinitely replicating cake

[fiery salmon]

SCP-2137 ⁠— The Forensic Ghost Of Tupac Shakur

by Max Landis
Object Class: Thaumiel
Rating: +667

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[red quartz]

most annoying thing to do award

[sand oyster]

Cant even check the corners bc hes gonna get you before you do

Make the room round no more corners

[charred island]

bro got jumped

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1441785339541721188/togif.gif

[formal sky]

average guard gamer

once again, the high ground dominates

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/965726299656187965/0d03b4f36f1e6cde6d4a4bf300b8a233.webp?size=3072

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/820120976976248883/b7ff0b68f323479a53920c30374d41a7.webp?size=3072

[wispy walrus]

Taylor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[wary pond]

Taylor Swift

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/412251585691910154/5f5ca0fe6f53607c1a6d9c7232ab274c.webp?size=3072

[jagged radish]

What is your major malfunction bro

[wispy walrus]

🥺

@polar locust

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

yuki suou

[wary pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1353146989956567240/rapidsave.com_d2go6fptrope1.gif

[little magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-in-my-car-right-after-a-beer-asgore-deltarune-undertale-deltarune-meme-gif-3544505773487620571

[polar locust]

hi

[wispy walrus]

hi

@marble mantle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/881266966835372092/ef41bbd0643f1e11a95fc39f458c774c.webp?size=1024

[wispy walrus]

😊

midori

@marble mantle read pfp

[polar locust]

need or read?
If it's need, I think it's one of the girls from blue archive

[marble mantle]

ok

why

[charred helm]

k

[bleak sinew]

Ok

[lean forge]

Wait? Ok and okay is different meaning?

I thought it’s ok meaning simple

[jagged radish]

If it’s this one then you’re cooked

[wary pond]

kk

[jagged radish]

If it’s this one then they are in love with you

[lean forge]

Maybe he is stoned

Doesn’t mean anything expect words or letters

[fierce lynx]

i feel okay in informal contexts can be used to signal confusion or insincerity

ok on the other hand is very variable and depends on the situation tho

k is purposefully rude and signals you arent taking whatever you are replying to seriously

[lean forge]

You feel the okay? Interesting

[scenic pollen]

very philosophical

[ornate nymph]

day 2000 no server queue

"it's actually a huge investment and will take away resources from time-consuming projects like making sure 106 can't teleport from subzones" yeah that's what I thought

[tepid tundra]

Dont add it to piss this guy off

[ornate nymph]

they weren't going to add it anyways so the ragebait doesn't work

[ebon rampart]

Add it to make this guy happy

[ornate nymph]

W...wow... I feel so... so...

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-boy-with-boy-hat--k01KQTJK93M0AZXY06MDEBFBH2K

[wispy walrus]

k: they are pissed, hate you and don't give a fuck

ok: they don't care

okay: they are concerned for you/on your side about it

kk: ^-^

[lean forge]

What about 👍

[magic whale]

GLACEIR

ROBERT LOGGIA

[digital ice]

found it
-# @charred helm context: #scp-discussion message

[formal sky]

o that's cool

[digital ice]

was lurking through suggestions and i also found one of yours i liked a lot

would give players a hint of what's being used, i like that

[formal sky]

ye we need it super bad along with more SCP item inspect animations

and thx

[digital ice]

fr

[formal sky]

empty 207 would look so peak on the ground

[lean forge]

(Trying to pick up from ground)

[charred helm]

what if i mixed 207 anti-207 and 1853 and it supercharges the explosion

[formal sky]

soda fiend

[digital ice]

https://tenor.com/view/aaa-gif-651531358477787234

[charred helm]

i feel like that should be a thing as aligning those 3 things can be a task

[digital ice]

maybe an achievement

[formal sky]

an achievement for exploding yourself with 207 and a-207 would be funny

Caffeinated

[charred helm]

id expect it be cola and the other part

i cant remember the name for the life of me

[formal sky]

highest quality gif oat

[ebon rampart]

Agreed

[fringe axle]

Same with surface access

[charred helm]

ooo what about it be a reference to the johny test where the sisters mix the drinks

[formal sky]

anyways add blue lights at the bottom of acroamatic abatement river

[digital ice]

oh yeah we also toss away the card after using it

[formal sky]

and add a termination announcement for scps that jump into wayside incinerator