is that IRL guard
#scp-discussion
languid turret
west barn
also why is the chaos insurgency aura farming with their fit
lean forge
is that IRL guard
Nah. It’s AI generated
old fossil
chrome summit
The sad part is we will probably rewrite the lore page on the Subnautica Wiki soon
west barn
still tho i'd wanna see more, would be cool
lone crane
yeah but who else would show up to a situation like this
hammer down? it'd be the same
hollow cloak
wait when
west barn
yeah but who else would show up to a situation like this
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
umbral carbon
wait when
Class-D, entrance, you were 939
I was being chased by zombies and using stellerator
hollow arrow
the plastic chair, i just remembered lenny now
half dragon
yeah but who else would show up to a situation like this
I guess See-No-Evil could show up for 096 but then that would just be a pain in the ass to balance because 096 just gets instant countered
polar locust
Bipod in SL when
west barn
if there more SCPs like 096 then maybe See no evil? i don't think they would tho
were*
if there were
lone crane
see-no-evil might've been small enough to get merged
west barn
which ones got merged
honest sluice
the plastic chair, i just remembered lenny now
Lenny 
lone crane
most other task forces would probably be mini waves at most
hollow cloak
Class-D, entrance, you were 939
oh I came from bottom checkpoint
since zombie called you out
lone crane
they're not all as numbered as ntf or hammer down
west barn
what does Last to fall do again
old fossil
"pears is extended for 1 hour"
half dragon
Isn't there one task force dedicated specifically to sexual anomalies
grim belfry
"pears is extended for 1 hour"
!pear
chrome carbonBOT
Pears were once smuggled onto the Internal Space Station, making them the first whole fruit to make it off earth
west barn
they're not all as numbered as ntf or hammer down
ok so in the SL lore is nine tailed fox also a unit as
fuck
as big as nu-7
grim belfry
I still dont know what is internal space station
lone crane
yeah ntf is around as big as nu-7 now its nuts
west barn
man whyyyyy
lean forge
I still dont know what is internal space station
That’s supposed be an Easter egg?
west barn
ntf is so overrated 🥀
lone crane
man whyyyyy
ask the goc
grim belfry
ntf is so overrated 🥀
I agree 953 sucks
west barn
I agree 953 sucks
close enough
honest sluice
Lambda 5 are the goats
half dragon
953 got sent to Site-02 by accident cause they requested the Nine Tailed Fox
My username is Lorekeeper I can't be wrong about these things ever
I'm always 100% correct
lean forge
Nine tailed fox is the last stand of the earth
west barn
953 got sent to Site-02 by accident cause they requested the Nine Tailed Fox
foundation personnel when they see 953 being transported instead of Epsilon-11 (they have no containment chamber left for it)
lone crane
site-02: who the fuck are you asked for nine tailed fox
kumiho clan: who the fuck are you- 💥 💥 💥
half dragon
Site-02: who the fuck are you I asked for MTF
The Celeste Community: idk
west barn
the what
grim belfry
is there a task force with codename "whiskey - whatever number' that only deals with alcohol anomalies
half dragon
the what
Celeste is a video game known for being popular with the transgender community, particularly transfems
lone crane
Celeste is a video game known for being popular with the transgender community, ...
yeah the protagonist is transfem too
west barn
Celeste is a video game known for being popular with the transgender community, ...
ohhh that game
lean forge
is there a task force with codename "whiskey - whatever number' that only deals ...
All drunk if they knew thier life is over
half dragon
yeah the protagonist is transfem too
I tried playing the game but I sucked at it and got mad
lone crane
i have it in my library but it's intimidating
half dragon
I cannot platform
west barn
chat what's ur favorite mtf units
wary pond
chat what's ur favorite mtf units
damn feds
half dragon
Fire Eaters are pretty cool
honest sluice
Lambda-5
half dragon
They kicked ass in the SCP Illustrated WDB story
polar locust
Sonic says eat everything in your parents wallet.
lean forge
Sonic says eat everything in your parents wallet.
Eat the dollars, eat the id and others cards inside of the wallets
lone crane
sonic says eat silica gel packets
west barn
my goats are only ever name dropped in this tale and i don't even know why they would be considering what their description says they do
polar locust
Real question.
Does Mario even have a personality?
Like, I can think of Sonic and already understand his personality and who he is.
I try to think of "Mario" as a personality and I can't think of anything, just generic save the princess guy
west barn
No
lean forge
Real question.
Does Mario even have a personality?
Like, I can think of Sonic a...
Mario does have a personality. He just doesn’t show it because he is predator
charred helm
Real question.
Does Mario even have a personality?
Like, I can think of Sonic a...
all i can think of is the super mario movie (either one for picking your poision)
lone crane
mario movie mario would be fine if it wasn't chris pratt
anyway i think mario's main thing is like
"funny little guy"
prisma crescent
Real question.
Does Mario even have a personality?
Like, I can think of Sonic a...
Yes but it just not as expressed in main like games compared to Sonic.
honest sluice
Mario is italian
lone crane
sometimes in older stuff he's Brooklyn Man
polar locust
remember when he imprisoned monkeys
lone crane
idk i mostly know mario from friends of mine talking about it so i'm just going off of that
lean forge
Mario is italian
He is ex mafia. He kidnapped the princess for information from bowser
charred helm
what if we went with the old mario movie or even the super mario TV show
lone crane
i have a long history of having friends who love mario and i've never played more than a few minutes of an actual mario game
osmosis
lean forge
Old Mario tv show is make sense if you watched them all
It’s all about desire to get princess
Bowser is protecting her from him
Lmfao
lone crane
hell no
charred helm
we also can go off the wall and go for terminal montage one if were feeling spicy
gilded token
That's mama Luigi to you, Mario
gilded token
Is this Waluigi's alt
polar locust
I want to rip a person in half.
lean forge
lone crane
gay luigi
chrome summit
lone crane
i am the flying bowser
chrome summit
Ello chat
lean forge
Is this Waluigi's alt
He is uncuck it
lone crane
the sky had a pokemon
quiet relic
They should add SCP to the game
solid flint
SCPs in Secret Lab?
What an outrageous suggestion.
chrome summit
red quartz
Remove all the scps
Remove 106 due to misconduct
Replace him with a different actor
chrome summit
SL is now owned by Mojang
lone crane
106 PROBLEMATIC MEDIAS
chrome summit
We will now remove pink candy as it harms kids
solid flint
SL is now owned by Mojang
Now we're getting even less updates with less in them
lone crane
add polar bears but refuse to add sharks
chrome summit
All future SCPs will be friendly and have only one gameplay purpose unconnected to existing mechanics (killing them yields no benefit)
lone crane
add dolphins but have them completely passive
chrome summit
add polar bears but refuse to add sharks
One of the most aggressive bear species
And makes them neutral
lone crane
the shark problem can be solved by just making them neutral mobs honestly
and maybe get mad if you're close to them for too long
chrome summit
Apparently in some parts of the world. It is common to leave your car unlock just so someone can hide from a polar bear
lone crane
One of the most aggressive bear species
yeah exactly
west barn
One of the most aggressive bear species
i'm pretty sure it's just one of the most agressive species to humans in general
chrome summit
Just a normal polar bear
lean forge
Can we add a polar bear to SL
Should we teaching to kill polar bear. Hell no
chrome summit
i'm pretty sure it's just one of the most agressive species to humans in general
To be fair. Humans suck.
west barn
To be fair. Humans suck.
yuh
lone crane
chance for a polar bear to maul you right before you escape
lean forge
To be fair. Humans suck.
Humans are not horse
west barn
Humans are not horse
what
chrome summit
What
coarse falcon
Humans are not horse
What
west barn
who the fuck are you talking about man
chrome summit
lone crane
come up with an awesome idea for a hostile underwater monster right before you do a huge ocean update and leave it to a mob vote
lean forge
I wish I could shove the toilet paper in my mouth
gilded token
God NW starts doing mob votes with different SCPs
gilded token
Let the community tear itself apart
chrome summit
What could go wrong
lone crane
snow biome related hostile npc right before an update that reworks generation and adds better mountain peaks and tundras
west barn
God NW starts doing mob votes with different SCPs
i'd end up like this
gilded token
I mean it'd be cool as like, a one time thing
lone crane
snow biome related hostile npc right before an update that reworks generation an...
also a mob vote
coarse falcon
no way it's scp 953
I eat-a da liver
lean forge
who the fuck are you talking about man
Look at squid games
coarse falcon
lean forge
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168204309410881688/1168206121639628990...
(Drinking the alcohol)
solid flint
lone crane
when that liver hits
coarse falcon
when that liver hits
Thats relatable
west barn
yiffcon 🥀
coarse falcon
chrome summit
lean forge
chrome summit
gilded token
lone crane
how class d who got out of light quick look right before being jumped by the entire scp wiki
chrome summit
olive basin
I wanted Scp-073
west barn
west barn
and kash patel
gilded token
kash patel is obviously shadowed by John Motherfucker here
lone crane
what the fuck kash patel playing SL
ornate nymph
I wish all Jailbird designers, users, and defenders a very wonderful 9th circle of Hell
gilded token
Jailbird is love, Jailbird is life
supple urchin
I wish all Jailbird designers, users, and defenders a very wonderful 9th circle ...
Did u by chance play on kings
and did you by chance die as 106 to me
last crescent
hello chat
supple urchin
aight then it just fit too well
gray carbon
Yo FUCK THAT GU7
distant compass
Imagine using a Benjamin gif
gray carbon
How it feels spreading the word bishop is back
distant compass
gray carbon
Yea this guy's gonna get banned in like 2 days
umbral carbon
they hate me so much
but they are still bad at the game
like I decided okay
you know what
maybe I deserve to die for my crimes
I'll expose my back and let them take me
but NOPE
they still failed to hit one guy once who was barely strafing
lean forge
Yea this guy's gonna get banned in like 2 days
Maybe sniff maybe
native bramble
they hate me so much
hows ur game soo bright
umbral carbon
if you have a monitor go into your monitor buttons
lean forge
they hate me so much
Nice videos. Of course they will always hated you for being good
All about perspective eh?
little magnet
!4088
chrome carbonBOT
solid flint
supple urchin
hows ur game soo bright
there is this nice thing called
native bramble
there is this nice thing called
u can get banned for using any form of reshad app tho no?
supple urchin
just make the bar go all the way up and minimze it, dont close it or click anything else
no lol
this is literally a default windows thing
supple urchin
just make the bar go all the way up and minimze it, dont close it or click anyth...
dont click any buttons to continue on and so on so you could just close the program to go back to default brightness
instead of having to manually reset
solid flint
Colour calibration is a inbuilt setting for windows, SL won't nuke you for editing your colour settings lol
hollow cloak
whatd exactly change
brightness + contrast have the biggest impact
black equalizer is also pretty important
marble mantle
Colour calibration is a inbuilt setting for windows, SL won't nuke you for editi...
can we nuke people for using windows
keen tendon
can't wait for surface rework, it's so awful when a human camps the gate b elevator when nukes go off unless you're like 173
shrewd lance
can't wait for surface rework, it's so awful when a human camps the gate b eleva...
its so awful when scps camp both gates making it impossible to escape
supple urchin
@mossy patrol these people are really tryna make v1 seem better than it is
like twin, yea sure humanity was fine with putting people inside machines to be used as batteries
but killing sleeping targets is just too much
prime fossil
associating an easter egg with actual character behavior is kinda silly
mossy patrol
<@314052319329386508> these people are really tryna make v1 seem better than it ...
this is just outright wrong
atomic apex
is 939s little attack aoe
mossy patrol
v1 is not killing in fucking self defense
prime fossil
is 939s little attack aoe
👍
amber bone
is 939s little attack aoe
yessir
prime fossil
im so good at 939 that I can accidentally hold out against an all mtf round alone till nuke
supple urchin
is 939s little attack aoe
yea
main targets gets the full swing impact, 2nd is half the original damage, and then 3rd is half of the 2nd target's damage and so on
at the mimicry's release, dog would do normal damage to all targets within its range which was utter cancer
prime fossil
939 & 953 will probably be the only SCPs that are 100% capable of fighting on their own
supple urchin
especially with pre nerfed amnestic cloud which didn't reveal you to people bumping into you or when you attack you didnt get revealed to other people within amnestic cloud
supple urchin
v1 is not killing in fucking self defense
yea it needs BLOOD
prime fossil
amnestic cloud has yet to prove itself useful to me
supple urchin
but also just tryna make it like it isn't killing the sleeping filths bcuz warcrimes is such a reasoning especially for this game
supple urchin
v1 was like, what, last war machine
prime fossil
V1 vs morals or smth
mossy patrol
the concept of war crimes during earthmover times lul
countries didn’t even fucking exist at that point
prime fossil
the fact that giant 4 legged walkers running off of blood were made before nuclear weaponry 💔
supple urchin
before earth movers they had machines that used alive humans as batteries
but no killing sleeping soldiers was too much
too bad for the media
mossy patrol
problematic
lean forge
before earth movers they had machines that used alive humans as batteries
How we get the cyborg idea.
mossy patrol
wat
mossy patrol
it’s so funny seeing how some people talk about v1, saying shit like “he only killed minos because minos attacked first! he didn’t want to kill him! he’s probably traumatised!”
and then hakita talks about v1 like “yeah nah even if minos didn’t attack v1 would’ve murdered him in cold blood”
supple urchin
again its a machine that is hungry
supple urchin
it wasnt build to feel anything but the will to stay alive and to kill more
mossy patrol
ppl legit infantilise v1 lol
supple urchin
it wasnt build to feel anything but the will to stay alive and to kill more
and to kill earthmover but that aint an emotion
maybe v2, we can say it can feel stuff but again
lean forge
If the machine has an emotion. It’s will kill something even tho it’s sad
supple urchin
it was just turned into a perfomative cop
lean forge
it was just turned into a perfomative cop
Pretty much
half dragon
ppl legit infantilise v1 lol
Ultrakill fans can't read
lean forge
So. I’m wondering when is update on the way?
harsh tiger
15.0 will release this year
weary crag
15.0 will release this year
at the very least that got announced early this year
unlike 14.0 which was announced to be dropping in 2024 like august or smthn
and got omega rushed
wary pond
14.0 tomorrow
weary crag
14.0 tomorrow
vestal cedar
!release
chrome carbonBOT
weary crag
!pear
chrome carbonBOT
Pear juice is often credited with curing the sick in some cultures
calm narwhal
15.0 will release this year
im predicting its releasing this summer if not then around october
amber bone
i'm betting on summer beta
jagged radish
“Whenever they feel like it” beta release
keen escarp
y does containment officer not get any containment access
charred island
nope
keen escarp
its in his name bro
charred island
just checkpoint
weary crag
y does containment officer not get any containment access
Why aren't chaos insurgents causing chaos
keen escarp
Why aren't chaos insurgents causing chaos
they are
jagged radish
Ironic how he is called a containment officer and yet he is not capable of containing or accessing containment
keen escarp
what even is containment officer's job
calm narwhal
y does containment officer not get any containment access
they do in pears5 i think
jagged radish
Uhhhh no they don’t
keen escarp
they took it
calm narwhal
Uhhhh no they don’t
no?
keen escarp
he had zone manager befor
jagged radish
I just finally got the role today and the card can only open checkpoints lmao
It’s so useless
jagged radish
Playing this PEARS is exactly like a long term investment considering we are not gonna see these changes for years
calm narwhal
Playing this PEARS is exactly like a long term investment considering we are not...
with how much good feedback its been getting
its probably gonna have like 70% of its stuff added
keen escarp
yea generally its peak
i jsut think containment officer card should open at least 1 containment
youd think hed get more containment access than regular security officers
lilac sandal
containment 1 just opens 914
containment 1 opens a testing room, candy and 914 if im not wrong
keen escarp
yeah
calm narwhal
i like how it slows progression a bit
my personal con is that it gives the scp's more of a chance to mess you up
keen escarp
so
the enforcer 10
is
just a desert eagle right
its stats make me think its a .50 desert eagle
lilac sandal
its more like the old usp but yeah basically a similar role
jagged radish
I’m not sure if I’m allowed to talk about what gun the enforcer is based off
It’s not the desert eagle that’s 4 sure
keen escarp
probably lower damage than vovler tho so maybe a .357 deagle
could be smth else idk
also
dont we have enouf armories
ig once the actual light containment overhaul happens PT might get remade into a different room
it was jsut a pointless room
so
armory
works
jagged radish
dont we have enouf armories
Guards were taken away from immediate spawn so I think the additional armories was warranted
keen escarp
Guards were taken away from immediate spawn so I think the additional armories w...
thats fair
half dragon
I think if Light Containment is gonna be that much larger, Heavy Containment should also have a couple more rooms
keen escarp
it does doesnt it
jagged radish
Like if KOSing was taken away completely I don’t think a lot of people would play lol
keen escarp
the lockdown offices and way bigger elevator rooms
half dragon
Armouries are a good way to add new rooms
half dragon
the lockdown offices and way bigger elevator rooms
Those too yeah
keen escarp
Armouries are a good way to add new rooms
a second 3 way armory spawns now
half dragon
Yeah that's what I'm referring to
charred helm
i wounder if its possible to have a lift similar to the ones in heavy but bigger (so it would make sense for moving large items around with forklifts)
keen escarp
that one double blue gate room is also basically an armory i think
keen escarp
i wounder if its possible to have a lift similar to the ones in heavy but bigger...
where
they are gonna add those actually
for gate b
and the eventual update to 049/173 sublevel
half dragon
i wounder if its possible to have a lift similar to the ones in heavy but bigger...
I believe they're going to be doing that for Surface rework
Gate A
charred helm
i kinda want to see it for 1 for light
calm narwhal
i havent seen what the new nuke access card looks like yet
what does it look like?
full sandal
surface pass but with a red nuke icon on it
however it looks like the normal surface pass when its on the ground
calm narwhal
surface pass but with a red nuke icon on it
that doesnt look very secure
especially if its the key to activate the thing that blows the up the underground part of site
calm narwhal
Will there be more GOC corpses scattered across the map
prolly not
half dragon
So it's just one guy?
full sandal
There’s already three of them that spawn
half dragon
Ohh
I thought it was just one guy
Nvm then
NW should add an AWCY faction who's only goal is to just vandalize the site for the funny
wet swallow
NW should add an AWCY faction who's only goal is to just vandalize the site for ...
Aka Chaos
half dragon
O5-12 returning to the site only to find 890 dicks spraypainted on every surface
full sandal
I thought it was just one guy
I imagine there’s more who died/are in other inaccessible parts of the facility, but they said not to think too hard about the lore implications of this pears
calm narwhal
Aka Chaos
if im right chaos used to cooperate with the scp's and allow for both of them to win together
prisma crescent
<@314052319329386508> these people are really tryna make v1 seem better than it ...
They sleepling Filth just doges all attacks so fast you can't even see them.
That's why he has the Sans Zs.
wet swallow
if im right chaos used to cooperate with the scp's and allow for both of them to...
Yeah kinda
You would still need to kill some tho
half dragon
Aka Chaos
Chaos except they're not blowing up sites or killing people they're just super annoying
Paintball Guns that deal very little damage but are annoying
full sandal
very very few people would enjoy that role
calm narwhal
i like the idea that chaos theory has
with adding a serperents hand that acts like chaos except they are a hostile faction to everyone but the scp's and d-class with them helping the scp faction out
full sandal
I can’t recall if they have any importance or mentions in the SL timeline but it’d be nice to see them eventually
calm narwhal
but i have no idea how the actual serperents hand works and what it does
so imma go look that up on the wiki
full sandal
but i have no idea how the actual serperents hand works and what it does
They are just basically an activist group for the rights of anomalies, members of the SH being anomalous themselves
calm narwhal
They are just basically an activist group for the rights of anomalies, members o...
ah okay
prisma crescent
but i have no idea how the actual serperents hand works and what it does
They are like multiversal hippes.
full sandal
That too
lean forge
They like a cult. But using for good
calm narwhal
i personally find end game really boring if you aren't an scp
native bramble
i personally find end game really boring if you aren't an scp
i personally find this game rlly boring bcz 076-2 is still not in the game
calm narwhal
in my personal opinion end game takes way too long
calm narwhal
It’s the worst when it’s just one scp left avoiding everyone
deadmans kinda fixes this
not really since it only happens once theres no spawnwaves left (takes a long ass time for that)
muted furnace
I am going to colonize germany
Oh wait, we already did
I am going to colonize france
sand oyster
keter
atomic apex
is 3x a projectile?
red quartz
NOO STOP THAT YOU'RE HURTING HIM
charred island
NOO STOP THAT YOU'RE HURTING HIM
this appeard on my fyp
red quartz
ripped off his leg
sand oyster
why is the guard reloading the gun that makes its own ammo with 9mm
atomic apex
kadave my kingdava
rancid plinth
why is the guard reloading the gun that makes its own ammo with 9mm
thats the point, to get people to interact with the video
calm narwhal
NOO STOP THAT YOU'RE HURTING HIM
kadava murders the sentient weapon that makes its own ammo
shadow crag
he wouldnt ragebait for clicks
calm narwhal
thats the point, to get people to interact with the video
i dont think that was the intent with kadava
shadow crag
thats so rude of them
ur weird
atomic apex
kindava would never do that
shadow crag
youre a magnificent bastard
i wrote that in 2022 and havent changed it
sand oyster
dont
rancid plinth
i dont think that was the intent with kadava
in that case they just thought it looked tuff
calm narwhal
in that case they just thought it looked tuff
yeah
rancid plinth
no further point in looking into it
atomic apex
in that case they just thought it looked tuff
well it does
calm narwhal
they also prolly just needed a standard mp5k model
sand oyster
if you have no idea whats wrong with it it does look tough
shadow crag
who even says tough
sand oyster
sand oyster
i wish i was mtf
shadow crag
no
atomic apex
when is my mtf plushie coming
jagged radish
when is my mtf plushie coming
I’m sorry but your money was given to Israel and you’re never getting that plushie
jagged radish
I wonder what he says in that gif
languid turret
the MTF look so cold here
Red glowing eyes was more stuff
jagged radish
I wonder what he says in that gif
A mystery no doubt
atomic apex
im not sure what he says
short kernel
why isnt there a feature-length SCP movie yet
Rights
Who knows
Backrooms is having a movie
dense nova
because if the upcoming backrooms film does good then it will SURELY should movie producers that investing in a well-known indie horror film would work out
short kernel
But it's based off kane pixel's story tho
short kernel
because if the upcoming backrooms film does good then it will SURELY should movi...
Well it's based off kane's version
The scp thing is really complicated
dense nova
kane's version is based off of a 1:1 recreation of a post on 4chan
yet none of his money is gonna go to that one guy
and we already have numerous SCP projects in video games and short film
short kernel
Ask Scp himself or something dude idk
dense nova
SCP is under creative commons which (and im not an expert on this) means that people can make the film but not own the exclusive rights to SCP content
weary skiff
i wish i was mtf
incorrect
half dragon
I wish we could have an SCP in Dead by Daylight that might actually make me play the game again
Sadly licensing is wack
dense nova
which basically means they cant make THAT much stuff beyond the film to profit off of
weary skiff
jagged radish
Ask Scp himself or something dude idk
Do you know John SCP I’d like to talk to him
dense nova
well like SL can make plushies of 096 but so can anyone else
weary skiff
being mtf or ftm or nonbinary or gay or lesbian or bi or is like a humiliation ritual
short kernel
Do you know John SCP I’d like to talk to him
Yeah I'll give you his number
dense nova
in my eyes this same logic should extend to movies
jagged radish
give me estrogen or give me death you heard me right
There’s estrogen in most iced teas bro lock in
dense nova
like anyone can make an SCP movie, including big studios
jagged radish
If you REALLY wanted it you’d be all over that
short kernel
being mtf or ftm or nonbinary or gay or lesbian or bi or is like a humiliation r...
Mobile task force squad🔥🔥🔥
short kernel
being mtf or ftm or nonbinary or gay or lesbian or bi or is like a humiliation r...
Wait what
weary skiff
fobile task morce
charred island
sand oyster
being mtf or ftm or nonbinary or gay or lesbian or bi or is like a humiliation r...
well aware unfortunately did you consider getting to look pretty cool
short kernel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprised-gif-24916893
WHO ARE YOU
half dragon
I too am in this episode
sand oyster
https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprised-gif-24916893
past field
...
half dragon
I just got here man
short kernel
We just bringing out all the Z-Listers I guess
Am I a B-Lister
short kernel
I just got here man
What do you do
jagged radish
Am I a B-Lister
Idk what you are but we gotta get you out of here
jagged radish
I just got here man
No bro that’s the joke
short kernel
Idk what you are but we gotta get you out of here
jagged radish
short kernel
Chris dies here
charred island
bro took a big bite
jagged radish
No don’t show me this bullshit man
Get this shit off my screen
I’ve seen this goddamn show 4 times and I haven’t recovered from this
short kernel
I’ve seen this goddamn show 4 times and I haven’t recovered from this
BETH DIED
BETH DIED
jagged radish
short kernel
GLENN DEAD
lean forge
No don’t show me this bullshit man
Coward don’t know the truth
short kernel
Coward don’t know the truth
John Facility guard??
jagged radish
Can we ban this Wilbert guy he’s posting spoilers
lean forge
John Facility guard??
What?
jagged radish
Can we ban this Wilbert guy he’s posting spoilers
I’m not affected but still ban that guy anyway
hollow arrow
@lean forge A little too suggestive, avoid posting stuff like that
jagged radish
short kernel
I’m not affected but still ban that guy anyway
short kernel
They have to fucking tie me down on a wooden board rip my clothes off amd cover me in varnish and put me at the bottom of the ocean to get rid of me
lean forge
short kernel
sand oyster
can we have every event on at the same time or does that kill the game
i mean halloween christmas and anniversery
short kernel
can we have every event on at the same time or does that kill the game
Ask Secret Lab
shadow crag
can we have every event on at the same time or does that kill the game
Ask Secret Lab
sand oyster
@sand oyster does having every event on at the same time kill the game
fierce lynx
whats yo guys
shadow crag
fuck you
amber bone
whats yo guys
hi
hollow arrow
fierce lynx
you guys ever see someone with like a doge pfp or something in the big 2026
fierce lynx
you guys ever see someone with like a doge pfp or something in the big 2026
it really hurts to see
short kernel
you guys ever see someone with like a doge pfp or something in the big 2026
I know someone with a pepe the frog pfp
fierce lynx
I know someone with a pepe the frog pfp
thats worse tbh
short kernel
thats worse tbh
And they're IN this server
fierce lynx
And they're IN this server
who
devout gorge
This is how I a UIU Agent would deal with chaos Insurgency https://youtu.be/7rqw37WDn4M
amber bone
you guys ever see someone with like a doge pfp or something in the big 2026
no dude doge is an icon
half dragon
I love the UIU simply because of how unlike all the other GOIs, they genuinely just dont have any anomalous equiptment and they're just some guys with guns with no clue whats going on
amber bone
pepe is kind of really bum shit though
amber bone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791611570832539660/1294721784544759808/pi...
if doge didn't exist you wouldn't even be alive bro
don't ask how and why I just know
fierce lynx
right
umbral carbon
oh holy fuck I AM THE SERVER
fierce lynx
oh holy fuck **I AM THE SERVER**
for some reason i can only reach this kind of godly ping on chaos theory
it really hurts
half dragon
The tradeoff for that ping is that you have to play Chaos Theory
paper lake
I rather stick with my 300 ms
charred island
I rather stick with my 300 ms
Remember that one time you had 500 ping and went on a murder spree
fierce lynx
would you rather always have 300 ms or 20 fps
magic whale
fierce lynx
call me ted
shadow crag
Like family guy
short kernel
call me ted
Ted my buddy
fierce lynx
yep
short kernel
you live in squalor
IT WAS ONE DAMN TIME
short kernel
I won’t let you
short kernel
I’m invincivel and ur conquest
Yeah but you don't have a girlfriend
shadow crag
Conquest doesn’t have one
shadow crag
bro I js get stronger mid fight
short kernel
bro I js get stronger mid fight
Whatever you say protein bar
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-anime-spaced-out-ayumu-kasuga-gif-24...
well well well
fierce lynx
Whatever you say protein bar
shut up dilbert
short kernel
shut up dilbert
you're slop
fierce lynx
what does that even mean
fierce lynx
no WAY coming from you
fierce lynx
Poopoo head fuck you
short kernel
fierce lynx
NO ITS NOT BRO
fierce lynx
sure
fierce lynx
i mean at least they look edible
they look like they were designed for human consumption
short kernel
i mean at least they look edible
Yeah but they taste better raw
fierce lynx
what
shadow crag
Yeah but they taste better raw
fierce lynx
short kernel
https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-mich...
Well at the end of the day
It's food on food
fierce lynx
bro its RAW
short kernel
bro its RAW
WHO CARES
foggy summit
Welcome pomni to my amazing digital freemason lodge
short kernel
People eat raw egg all the time
fierce lynx
why am i even talking to you, you eat fucking "tuna cookies"
short kernel
why am i even talking to you, you eat fucking "tuna cookies"
OH HERE IT GOES AGAIN
foggy summit
Pinker fisher
I am fishers of man bro
foggy summit
I be spreading the good word lowk
jagged radish
We judge man
fierce lynx
im gonna judge you a lot
fierce lynx
you airfry it???
short kernel
Yeah?
lean forge
Judge the raw egg
short kernel
Who gaf about ovens
fierce lynx
how do you make cookies in an airfryer does that even work
shadow crag
Welcome pomni to my amazing digital freemason lodge
fierce lynx
how do you make cookies in an airfryer does that even work
i dont have an airfryer so i wouldnt know
shadow crag
i dont have an airfryer so i wouldnt know
What
lean forge
Sorry I don't like the fish taste in sugar treats
Fish taste better when you cook it
short kernel
how do you make cookies in an airfryer does that even work
Well it worked well
Last time
foggy summit
Amazing digital sweatshop
fierce lynx
that actually looks fine is that a tuna cookie
shadow crag
i dont have an airfryer so i wouldnt know
It came with your Xbox 360
short kernel
that actually looks fine is that a tuna cookie
Nah this was last batch it was mid
Just chocolate flavored
fierce lynx
..
short kernel
Boring ass bland shit
foggy summit
I love scp sl, I adore this AMAZING digital facility
shadow crag
I love scp sl, I adore this AMAZING digital facility
slop
fierce lynx
do your tuna cookies have chocolate in them or are they just tuna and dough
short kernel
do your tuna cookies have chocolate in them or are they just tuna and dough
Sometimes
fierce lynx
what other fucked up shit do you eat
shadow crag
Do you bake one cookie at a time
short kernel
Do you bake one cookie at a time
Yeah?
lean forge
what other fucked up shit do you eat
Normal food?
foggy summit
Airfriers only cook one cookie at a time
Cause the cookies merge and expand into eachother
fierce lynx
that sounds horribly inefficient
short kernel
Cause the cookies merge and expand into eachother
Actually no
It depends on which cookie dough
fierce lynx
Normal food?
they havent named a single normal food they like
lean forge
they havent named a single normal food they like
Bingo
foggy summit
Well I want my cookies well spaced and one at a time
short kernel
Cookie dough with more baking powder than baking soda wouldn't do that
foggy summit
I can eat one cookie while waiting for the next one to cook
shadow crag
I think most fruits and vegetables are better raw I fucking hate apple pie tastes nothing like apple
wispy walrus
I can eat one cookie while waiting for the next one to cook
cookie
fierce lynx
i dont like pie in general its pretty overrated
wispy walrus
like taylor cookie
foggy summit
You people should try dipping corn beef in chocolate
short kernel
You people should try dipping corn beef in chocolate
Oh word?
fierce lynx
bro nobody microwaves cookies
short kernel
Shit sounds good
short kernel
bro nobody microwaves cookies
I do
shadow crag
Also NEVER microwave cookies
An oven is not free but most households have it
foggy summit
Shit sounds good
No.
shadow crag
I feel like cereal tastes better without milk
fierce lynx
You people should try dipping corn beef in chocolate
no bro
shadow crag
I feel like cereal tastes better without milk
I don’t like it when my snacks are soggy
short kernel
It's just ingredients on ingredients
fierce lynx
I feel like cereal tastes better without milk
same
but i dont like cereal much to begin with
foggy summit
Sugar cream cheese brule
lean forge
It's just ingredients on ingredients
Ingredients to make a single food
short kernel
Ingredients to make a single food
Yeah
shadow crag
why
short kernel
Sugar cream cheese brule
Want my tuna infused cookie dough recipe
shadow crag
In controlled amounts
I do not control the cinnamon
foggy summit
Place some spices there really let it absorb the flavour
short kernel
Want my tuna infused cookie dough recipe
So 1/2 butter melted BUT while it's melted put like 30 grams of tuna meat while it's melting
And the butter turned brown
foggy summit
Want my tuna infused cookie dough recipe
No sorry I don't eat like a monster
short kernel
Pour into a bowl and let both ingredients chill
foggy summit
Aee these tuna oily
short kernel
No sorry I don't eat like a monster
Wow
foggy summit
Like are they flakes in oil
short kernel
Meanie
short kernel
Are they spicy
Fuck I should dry that
short kernel
Aee these tuna oily
Oily
foggy summit
Your not putting dry ingredients are you
shadow crag
I only like fish when it’s canned
lean forge
Can we said meat in this chat?
short kernel
Can we said meat in this chat?
???
foggy summit
I only like fish when it’s canned
I only like fish in my aquarium
shadow crag
I only like fish in my aquarium
inefficient way of cooking
foggy summit
Hear me out on peanut butter and cream cheese burned
sand oyster
No
foggy summit
I was THIS close to breaking the rules
lean forge
Jam and peanut butter. Those are delicious
short kernel
And the butter turned brown
Mix then like 4 cups of brown sugar
shadow crag
Horse meat is lowkey good
short kernel
And 3 tablespoon of vanilla flavour (NOT extract(
2 large eggs
One without the whites
short kernel
Horse meat is lowkey good
Agreed
short kernel
One without the whites
For the dry mix
foggy summit
Hear me out on cinnamon and cream cheese spread
fierce lynx
Can we said meat in this chat?
bro's just saying words
lean forge
bro's just saying words
Meat
short kernel
And ground pepper
foggy summit
Or one of those weird savory cookies
short kernel
Of brown sugar
foggy summit
Tuna is not sweet man
sand oyster
4 CUPS
sand oyster
With 4 cups of brown sugar dude anything is sweet
lean forge
Tuna is not sweet man
Depend on what the ingredients
short kernel
With 4 cups of brown sugar dude anything is sweet
Yeah
foggy summit
Do you still use oil or just rely on the tuna oil
sand oyster
What are you even cooking
short kernel
I don't put any leaveners like baking soda or powder in my tuna cookies
sand oyster
Tuna cookies???
short kernel
Tuna cookies???
Yeah?
jagged radish
Tuna cookies???
We’ve been dealing with this guy for weeks now
It’s been a living hell
lean forge
We’ve been dealing with this guy for weeks now
Never tell a secret lab. Because they are secret
short kernel
I JOKED TO MYSELF "She better not be working with jeffrey epstein or something like that lmfao" AND GUESS WHO FUCKING APPEARED
https://youtu.be/DU9JCFMJp8E?si=rIO4wmQdn9eRgf9P
short kernel
I JOKED TO MYSELF "She better not be working with jeffrey epstein or something l...
At like 20:43
foggy summit
Okay Hear me out on human wrists
If you use the bone to hold it up on the pan
It's like the best part of the arm
lean forge
Okay Hear me out on human wrists
Point is moving around, not be lazy like 600 lbs from tv shows
foggy summit
The meat around the joystick of your thumb especially
umbral carbon
this is like when someone tries to hide behind a lamp
foggy summit
The meat around the joystick of your thumb especially
It's kinda like a drumstick
lean forge
It's kinda like a drumstick
Eat yourself
foggy summit
Point is moving around, not be lazy like 600 lbs from tv shows
The skin burns really easily so it's important to cycle it in and out of the center of the pan, pouring oil while making sure the center cooks the same with the skin
It's best to poke a few holes in and pouring butter to make sure you get a buttery inside
The skin is less firm and stretchy
lean forge
The skin burns really easily so it's important to cycle it in and out of the cen...
Wait are you teaching me how to cook the thumb or what?
It’s confusing
jagged radish
this is like when someone tries to hide behind a lamp
3114 thought it was funny
foggy summit
Make sure you cutoff the parts on the back of the thumb
lean forge
Make sure you cutoff the parts on the back of the thumb
Which is thumb you talking about?
foggy summit
You can peal it with the rest of the back of the thumb
Make sure to glaze the pan
Afterwards
short kernel
Make sure you cutoff the parts on the back of the thumb
Question
What temperature
And can I incorporate thyme
foggy summit
Thyme.. hmm
lean forge
You can peal it with the rest of the back of the thumb
All I was thinking about human thumb
Not the specific thumb
lean forge
Just like a chicken
Oh. Forbidden chicken. Fuck you
reef spire
Oh. Forbidden chicken. Fuck you
SCP-3199?
short kernel
I recommend peeling the meat off the bone
My favorite part is the tendons
reef spire
If people use 3199 world hunger would be solved
What about the egg? Since they're difficult to break, I bet they would be near-impossible to ear.
foggy summit
Make sure it easily cuts cause you need to preserve the structure
short kernel
What about the egg? Since they're difficult to break, I bet they would be near-i...
Yeah but think about the meat
Unlimited meat
Giant chicken wings
Already came pre defeathered
foggy summit
The meat can be good but allot of one's I see have diabetes
reef spire
How many percent of 3199 is chicken when compared to its other DNA?
foggy summit
How many percent of 3199 is chicken when compared to its other DNA?
Meat gradient
The area between the shoulder and the head kinda goes from white meat to red meat
short kernel
Fallout time
red quartz
Guys I need to look disheveled in a hopeless artist or tortured writer sort of way and NOT homeless how do I accomplish this
short kernel
Guys I need to look disheveled in a hopeless artist or tortured writer sort of w...
Make art for 6 hours
And don't gaf about your clothes
prime fossil
work for northwood as a concept artist under the alias, "Grongo"
short kernel
Just stain your shit
foggy summit
Guys I need to look disheveled in a hopeless artist or tortured writer sort of w...
Okay first
Don't be a poser
short kernel
Larp
short kernel
Drink whie monster energy drink
foggy summit
Make sure the colors for shirt and Jean stains are of a consistent color ranfe
jagged radish
Guys I need to look disheveled in a hopeless artist or tortured writer sort of w...
Stay up for 24 hours, then when making art wear a white shirt, make your room hot asf and you'll have heavy dark bags under your eyes and sweatstains at your pits
foggy summit
If you choose too many colors
It may end up contradicting you
It looks like a clown suit
short kernel
Kill a vice president of a european country
prime fossil
if you're staining clothing, usually it's with stuff that isn't uranium green?
jagged radish
Stay up for 24 hours, then when making art wear a white shirt, make your room ho...
The build:
short kernel
Make a drug trafficking ring involving ducks
red quartz
Understood thank you
lean forge
I bet superman will kill us if he see this
prime fossil
just sweat a ton wearing light colored clothing obviously
short kernel
Then finally Disembowel @lean forge
foggy summit
Can we go back to cannibalism
prime fossil
how legal is @short kernel's advice
short kernel
how legal is <@1355914533037801522>'s advice
It's legal if you don't get caught
prime fossil
that's what a criminal would say
short kernel
that's what a criminal would say
Something a cool person would say
red quartz
Ideally I will look like Alan wake
short kernel
And you wanna be cool right?
red quartz
But I cant grow a full beard so I'll have to figure something else out
lean forge
Then finally Disembowel <@657580106448896019>
Haha. It’s just confusing
red quartz
And then I'll write my SCP game
short kernel
But I cant grow a full beard so I'll have to figure something else out
Skin the beard off Gabe Neuman
short kernel
Then snort 5 grams of super cocaine off the chest of markiplier
red quartz
How do I get super cocaine
short kernel
Then eat a blueberry off dandtm's mouth
short kernel
How do I get super cocaine
You infused cocaine with uranium
red quartz
I don't know how to accomplish this
foggy summit
If you take a picture from the front
For a celebrity
You get really fucked selfies
lean forge
Then snort 5 grams of super cocaine off the chest of markiplier
Fun facts markiplier played the forbidden video games
foggy summit
Here is the vice president of the Philippines
Taken with this method
Dammit it won't send
red quartz
Embarrassing
lean forge
Tsk tsk
foggy summit
short kernel
Fun facts markiplier played the forbidden video games
lean forge
Dumb enough to talk like that
short kernel
I will look like this by December
He looks like jake gillenhall
jagged radish
Not even close bro
lean forge
Probably from silent hill 2
short kernel
Not even close bro
He lowkey does
short kernel
Probably from silent hill 2
Leon s Kennedy?
lean forge
Leon s Kennedy?
Yes
jagged radish
short kernel
See
red quartz
When the first trailer came out people who were unaware thought it was him
jagged radish
People see white guy and think other white guy
red quartz
He did look more like him in that trailer to be fair
jagged radish
In that one he looks even farther away
In the first one you posted I can maybe be convinced
red quartz
You have reverse prosopagnosia
foggy summit
Why Is mysterio sad
sand oyster
You have inverse retopse
red quartz
Secret lab
jagged radish
Conceptualize me
jagged radish
What fucking good are you?
jagged radish
All you gotta do is say you can draw a mean Goku to people and you'll always come out on top
jagged radish
Bro spamming his ult
sand oyster
Secret labs even ?
jagged radish
https://tenor.com/view/paulie-paulie-sopranos-the-sopranos-virgin-mary-mary-gif-15682657342262229060
foggy summit
You know that shit ends one way or another with him sizing back up and blowing you up into a billion piecss
Shit happens to people everyday it's tragic
We need anti shrinking legislation
weary crane
neon cedar
It's gotten me into powerful places
It's ok you can make the new scp 4088 concept
tender lantern
is there a way to change like
stats and stuff in servers or do i need a plug in for that
half dragon
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
fierce lynx
yea
i read the dark tower series
where they go into the real world to save stephen king from being hit by a car
cinder valley
it would be nice if 106 could phase through boxes and other props around the facility. maybe some sort of timer is activated if 106 stays in a prop for too long that pushes him out or forces him to emerge somewhere else
fierce lynx
it would be nice if 106 could phase through boxes and other props around the fac...
make phasing through those props consume vigor
when he runs out of vigor he gets ejected
cinder valley
true that
fierce lynx
did you guys know the corporation nokia was founded in 1865
slim coral
did you guys know the corporation nokia was founded in 1865
They made washing machines, right?
Or was it something else.
jagged radish
Did you guys know that Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary was featured on The Critical Drinkers podcast
foggy summit
im so sigma
jagged radish
https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif...
Andy Weir ist ein Nazibludden? 😔
jagged radish
hasty hearth
hail mary... is problematic media???