#scp-discussion

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glass pilot
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Waiting on French reinforcements and was admitted to a french mental institution

sick sapphire
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Why doesnt 049 just explain what the pestilence is

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Is he a moron?

half dragon
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hes gatekeeping

sick sapphire
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049 the vagueposter

chrome summit
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Actually

half dragon
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why doesn't 096 just put on a mask is he stupid?

chrome summit
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I think 049 does try to share his research

molten jewel
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Scp-939 is a sneak merchant

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Change my mind

sick sapphire
chrome summit
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The problem is nobody can read what the fuck he wrote

molten jewel
chrome summit
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And yeah. He is vague as well

molten jewel
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Is he dummy?

coarse falcon
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french words plus medic hand writing

glass pilot
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The dude is cray cray

coarse falcon
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there u go

molten jewel
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Is SCP 106 British or french

sick sapphire
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Why doesnt 939 just grow eyes to see

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Is she blind?

half dragon
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the only reason people don't know what the Pestilence is is simply because nobody wants to learn French

fierce lynx
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she does have eyes

coarse falcon
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she has eyes... kinda

fierce lynx
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they're just really bad

sick sapphire
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Spider eyesight

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939 but with 8 limbs!

molten jewel
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Why doesn’t 079 just connect to a local radio is he stupid?

prisma crescent
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239 is powerful enough that her dreams are reality.

coarse falcon
fierce lynx
chrome summit
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Why doesn't 939 just grow camera eyes

prisma crescent
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What doesn't 939 just bark?

molten jewel
sick sapphire
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Are they dumb?

chrome summit
molten jewel
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Why doesn’t 106 run

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Is he stupid?

chrome summit
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So many questions

fierce lynx
chrome summit
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So little answers

fierce lynx
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i dont know that much about radios but im pretty sure you cant connect to the internet through a radio

chrome summit
prisma crescent
molten jewel
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Everything I say is correct

chrome summit
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Also these Radios die in like 2 minutes just for talking through them

sick sapphire
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UR

chrome summit
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Ultra Range kills the battery in less than a minute

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Iirc

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!wiki Radio

chrome carbonBOT
fierce lynx
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make it so the batteries in radios have a chance to explode every second

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and kill you

half dragon
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honestly why do the radios even need battery

chrome summit
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0.83 minutes on Ultra

fierce lynx
half dragon
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thats unkind

fierce lynx
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realistically they shouldnt have a battery if we want to promote teamwork

molten jewel
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Why doesn’t 127 just fire on his own to shoot out of containment

fierce lynx
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they also shouldnt take up a normal inventory slot

chrome summit
molten jewel
chrome summit
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Nested Inventories would be so awesome

molten jewel
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Why doesn’t SCP 106 do a domain expansion

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Is he stupid?

chrome summit
fierce lynx
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hm

prisma crescent
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Blacklist questions in this channel.

chrome summit
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Why

prisma crescent
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BAN

chrome summit
glass pilot
chrome summit
molten jewel
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Is anyone gonna answer my question

fierce lynx
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make radios be like ammo where they take up a side slot in ur inventory

fierce lynx
molten jewel
chrome summit
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I just want nested inventories

fierce lynx
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whats that mean like with grids?

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where everything takes up different space?

chrome summit
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Inventories inside items basically is what it would mean

fierce lynx
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oh

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so like candy bag

chrome summit
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So you could have armor give the free radio slot

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And make candy bag actually work with hotkeys

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Since candy bag's inventory is not actually an inventory at all

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Candies aren't actual items either BTW

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The bag is the only item that exists for 330

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The bag is the definition of smoke and mirrors

fierce lynx
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how does that work

chrome summit
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And you can see why we blacklisted it from hotkeys

chrome summit
fierce lynx
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what if theres like a different version of the candy bag for every combination of candy so its like fake

chrome summit
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No, not that

fierce lynx
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that would be really funny

chrome summit
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There is still only one bag type

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Candies are just, different states maybe?

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I think I saw Hubert explain it like ammo before

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But ammo counts as an item. While Pink Candy isn't an item.

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Yeah, I am not a programmer

fierce lynx
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me neither

chrome summit
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All I know is the bag works heavily on smokes and mirrors with a simple system to make it work

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Custom Hotkeys didnt exists back then. So there was no reason to make a complex nested inventory system for a feature added in an event

hidden wave
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ball just hit me ONCE

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as 173

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i had full shield

fierce lynx
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where does the bag come from like how come the bag just manifests when u pick up candy

hidden wave
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i'm at 3.3k now

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wtf

prisma crescent
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Resident Evil style inventory would be peak.

hidden wave
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insane damage

fierce lynx
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does 330 come with its own bag

chrome summit
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It just manifests

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Also candy bag's weight is non dynamic

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It is always the same no matter what

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Ammo boxes have dynamic weight tho

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Immersion ruined

fierce lynx
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yes these are the things that are important

chrome summit
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Very

fierce lynx
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why do you know these things

chrome summit
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I wonder why

fierce lynx
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is this information even in the wiki its so specific

chrome summit
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Yes

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!wiki Ammunition

chrome carbonBOT
chrome summit
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Check the infobox

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It even gives you the formula

fierce lynx
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this is so unnecessary

chrome summit
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Not really

fierce lynx
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no i mean ammo having dynamic weight

chrome summit
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Ah yeah

fierce lynx
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like why

chrome summit
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Fun detail

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It isn't like it is a complex system

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All items have weight, all you are doing is making it set to a simple formula

fierce lynx
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i guess

chrome summit
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But yeah

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I know a lot

fierce lynx
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should have made different ammo types have different weights

chrome summit
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I just like documenting things

glass pilot
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total weight = bullet weight * bullet count + base weight

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ez

chrome summit
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In the sameway keycards do

fierce lynx
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interesting

chrome summit
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There is a base template they all are based off

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But probably isn't too hard to just make the formula have some variable that changes on ammo type

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But also no real reason to change it now

fierce lynx
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a total of 1 person would notice the change

chrome summit
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Just stays documented on the wiki for game devs or plugin devs to view

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I should probably sleep

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I have Subnautica Wiki work to do tomorrow with my notes I collected after like 5 hours of testing

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Or well today I guess, 12:47 am now

jagged radish
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Subnautica 2 in 13 days

fierce lynx
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guess who's never gonna play it ever

jagged radish
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Uhhhhh

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Miguel?

fierce lynx
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me

jagged radish
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You only play slop?

fierce lynx
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i played subnautica 1

jagged radish
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And you probably ascended from pure enjoyment man that game is awesome

fierce lynx
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its just i dont think ill have time

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maybe ill play it like in 10 years

wispy walrus
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s

fierce lynx
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what does lead paint taste like

dawn dust
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@hollow cloak

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also KILL THOSE SCIENTISTS!!!

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they mean!

jagged radish
dawn dust
weary crane
prime fossil
dawn dust
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i don't know!

hollow cloak
foggy summit
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momma

hidden wave
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this poor class d

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he surrendered to us with the goggles on

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an mtf didn't realize and went to cuff him and he died

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he was so stacked he even had an 05

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rip

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his eyeballs fell out

paper lake
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!05

chrome carbonBOT
jagged radish
sick sapphire
# hidden wave his eyeballs fell out

I want to make it a challenge where you keep a Class D alive till they're at the exit using SCP-500/medkits to stave off his eyeball blood loss

fierce lynx
jagged radish
fierce lynx
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ok but he could literally see thragg winding up an attack

jagged radish
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Thragg is much, much, much stronger than Nolan

fierce lynx
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ok but like he was really slow

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when winding up the attack

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why didnt nolan get out of the way

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is he stupid

jagged radish
fierce lynx
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i am using facts and logic

jagged radish
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Larping as Ben Shapiro

fierce lynx
half dragon
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I gotta say, I think my favorite thing about Secret Lab is how it seems to have perfectly balanced a mixture of both actual gameplay and literal shitposting

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Its development and history has grown a community that I don't think you can really find anywhere else

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If you just released the game as it is right now the community would be way different, it's the way the game has developed over the years that has caused the community to be the way it is

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Plus Northwood has been chill too and embraced both the genuine horror and the wacky shenanigans

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No other game will ever make suicide bombing so funny

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I love this game

solid flint
jagged radish
solid flint
tropic jolt
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cant wait till they change that

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(also kinda unrealated but)

half dragon
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Yeah but actually playing the game is basically optional

tropic jolt
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(after 049 and 106 get fully reworked the scp limit should be like 3 for 20 people just as en example)

tropic jolt
weary crag
tropic jolt
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one time on doctor brights just sat with the scps till they killed me and another guy

half dragon
# tropic jolt true

Sometimes if I'm just not feeling it I enter the giant glass cage in GR and just sit there and tell people to get out of my house

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Its funny when the SCPs play along

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One time I was a D-Class and eventually a Scientist joined me, only for me to then get an actual gun dropped in from Larry's Pocket Dimension so unfortunately I had to view it as a sign and kill my roommate

neon cedar
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Same for the time where thedeus head was ripped off

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It was slown down for us

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He did both incredibly fast

neon cedar
umbral carbon
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could've had a shotgun bro

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it would've done fine

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but nooo this mf had to wait 10 extra seconds to get AFK kicked

neon cedar
umbral carbon
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if I had known the guy with the shotgun would've been kicked I would've just stayed CD

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shotgun is good, specially in 079 games where AK is less viable at range

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you can focus on 127 and just use shotgun as tapper

weary crag
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playing the game on VERY low settings

ebon rampart
umbral carbon
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literally right as I escape

weary crag
half dragon
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I don't care about the meta I just love the shotgun

umbral carbon
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it's not a bad weapon

umbral carbon
half dragon
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I cannot aim

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Shotgun means I have to aim a little bit less

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Its also why I like playing 096

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I die a lot as 096 simply because I forget half the time that he is still very vulnerable to being shot

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I just see a bajillion targets on the screen and my brain goes "yoooooooooo"

neon sable
ebon rampart
half dragon
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The 096 mentality takes over

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Kill people looking at you

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The REAL 096 wouldn't hide behind walls and pick his battles

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I like the dopamine rush of wiping out spawn waves even if 90% of the time it doesn't work

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That 10% though feels glorious

umbral carbon
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the mind of an 096 player

half dragon
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If my teammates have an actual plan I'll follow that instead but I've literally never had good teammates as 096

umbral carbon
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officials?

half dragon
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Kitchen Island

umbral carbon
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hm. KI has decent players no?

half dragon
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Yeah, I'm just unlucky

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I don't get 096 much

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I've gotten great teammates in every other SCP (except PC cause I dont play them) it's just 096 specifically seems so rare for some reason

sick sapphire
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My mind just cant comprehend the pattern accuracy debuff without the choke pattern accuracy buff

umbral carbon
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the 1x is not

sick sapphire
umbral carbon
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heh.

sick sapphire
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Very rarely will any of my set ups be the same or similar

umbral carbon
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not me with 2 loadouts the same on every gun except for laser or light

sick sapphire
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For one weapon

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I even use the ammo counter for the shotgun, surprisingly

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However I only use that because its the only weapon that is reloaded one shell at a time

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Every other weapon is magazine based

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L4D2 had an emphasis on shotguns being nerfed with slow reload speed so keeping track of how many shells you had loaded was key to clearing

umbral carbon
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oh yeah if it's on 15/15 you can unload it once to cycle it out and reload to 16

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somehow some people didn't know this

sick sapphire
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Plus you can view the ammo counter with the holo sight when ADS'ing

glass pilot
sick sapphire
half dragon
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One thing I like about the community is that they've come up with nicknames for basically all the SCPs

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Peanut, Larry, Dog, PC, Doctor (that one is a bit of a stretch)

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And then there's just Shy Guy

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Personally I call him White Boy

sick sapphire
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Larry i believe was nicknamed by Markiplier at first

fierce lynx
half dragon
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Yeah cause his name is Plague Doctor

shrewd lance
polar locust
sick sapphire
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A modded server i played on had fast regen for sprint, didnt know it was a thing for the server until I booted it up and got guard

polar locust
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Being real, something I can't personally play without is when cards don't need to be held to open/unlock things.
I forget the name of the plugin.

But going onto servers without it, just feels really janky imo.
I'm not the kind of person to say "Something is complex for the sake of being complex" but I do feel like autocard or whatever it's called could become a base feature of SL and not many people would really complain aside from some major sweats.

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The only real issue I can see is being able to open doors while charging Micro, in which case I'd just add an exception to certain weapons, or certain weapons when in a specific state (firing, charging, etc)

sick sapphire
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All it would do is make equip time not a stat to worry about

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Since you could just keep your heaviest weapon out while opening checkpoints

polar locust
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yeah I just mentioned that

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Another way I could see it being done in a more lore friendly way would be, when holding a gun or weapon (Micro wouldn't be allowed this)
You could press a bind, probably just the keycard bind and you'd lower your gun, holding it in one hand, while your other hand pulls out the keycard.

So a bit of a hybrid between autocard and immersion, you need to put your card away before you can use your weapon again, but it'd be faster than unequipping your gun, equipping your keycard, then reequipping your gun, you get me?

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Think, carrying a bag of groceries and you have to pull your keys out with your other hand to open the door.

paper lake
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I think the plugin is usually called remote keycard or remote card

half dragon
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Now obviously I'm not expecting any new faction to be added any time soon (or really ever at all) but if one was to be added, what GoI would you think would be a good choice and what would their goals be? How would they work?

shrewd lance
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I mean they could work as the next spawnwave after deadmans

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basically a reskinned mtf with better guns

polar locust
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I've always said this, but the UIU (Unusual Incidents Unit)

I want them to be an extremely rare one-time spawn backup wave.

They're not overpowered, they're purposefully underpowered, only spawning with the type of gear Facility Guards spawn with currently.
They are Neutral toward MTF/Foundation forces, so while they can work together there's nothing to stop them engaging in a firefight.

I want them to be almost a joke class, they're underpowered by design but it could result in amazing moments where the underdog team manages to punch above their paygrade, and even an exclusive UIU Win Condition where the win flavor text is equally as confused about the UIU winning the game.

shrewd lance
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it would be neat but I dont think its ever being added

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uiu lowk ass 😂

polar locust
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I was responding to Lorekeeper's question.

tropic jolt
shrewd lance
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yeah I got kinda confused since I thought that he asked about goc but I read wrong

worthy raven
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reloading past saves did not fix it btw

shrewd lance
brazen cloak
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their only job is to kill and maim everyone else

shrewd lance
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ts lowk how everyone would be looking after they spawn

brazen cloak
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GOC would work in that concept as well

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it's just a matter of how they would play mechanically

worthy raven
brazen cloak
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Sarkites would be like melee brutes probably

shrewd lance
brazen cloak
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CotBG would be cyborgs and shit

shrewd lance
worthy raven
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I was planning on buying subnautica too but now idk if I should

shrewd lance
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just powerful gear

worthy raven
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I have 4gb vram (laptop)

fervent forge
shrewd lance
worthy raven
shrewd lance
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if you really want to play then you could try geforce now like you said

brazen cloak
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GOC would be something similar to MAXTAC from Cyberpunk

worthy raven
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I'll install it

fervent forge
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It also depends on which part of the CotBG you're after

brazen cloak
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actually idk how combat effective the CotBG actually is

fervent forge
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If it's the Maxwellists then they're a bit more techno

brazen cloak
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I doubt that the Cogwork Orthodoxy would have giant dreadnought mechs

mild agate
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it’d be cool, though.

fervent forge
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The Orthodox are a bit more likely to go full Warhammer

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The Cogwork Orthodoxy Writ has entire volumes on weapons

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grim belfry
half dragon
fervent forge
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If you piss the Orthodox church enough, they absolutely can hold on their own

shrewd lance
fervent forge
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Hell, they do quite well against the Sarkics

half dragon
fervent forge
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War In Heaven scenario

brazen cloak
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yo what if the Nazis from OBSKURA come to Site-02

half dragon
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What if there was a MC&D faction who's only goal is to simply steal items and take them out of the facility

fervent forge
# half dragon Honestly pulling up in a mech suit or a giant flesh monster would be sick

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half dragon
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The more valuable items stolen, the more tickets they get

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SCP Items would naturally be the most valuable

brazen cloak
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Anderson Robotics himself arrives in Site-02

fervent forge
half dragon
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Dr Wondertainment as a playable character who's only goal is "give me back my fucking bouncy ball"

fervent forge
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The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny

half dragon
shrewd lance
brazen cloak
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dado

shrewd lance
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free loot bag

half dragon
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A pistol shot from him would probably just eviscerate half the site

fervent forge
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SCP:SL Lore

brazen cloak
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Anderson is lowkey chill though all he wants to do is make robots

half dragon
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Gamers Against Weed spawnwave and it's just the Area 51 Raid

fervent forge
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Anderson on his way to make a robot shell that will literally detonate if you're too horny

brazen cloak
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MC&D spawn waves come in sets of 4 so their gameplay mirrors a Lethal Company clone

half dragon
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Wait that would be perfect actually 😭

fervent forge
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Would make for a hilarious April Fools

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"You guys wanted new factions, right?"

half dragon
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"Here's literally every single faction we could find"

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"Enjoy the UIU vs AWCY"

fervent forge
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Good luck remembering the allegiance chart

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There is no hope

half dragon
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"Just shoot on sight and see who's immune to friendly fire"

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Its fun to think about hypothetical new content even if you know it's most likely never being added

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A Serpent's Hand faction would be neat just cause I wanna cast spells and stuff

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Shadow Wizard Anomaly Gang

worthy raven
fervent forge
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The problem is we genuinely don't have a lore reason to have the SH in Site-02

worthy raven
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too bad

fervent forge
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What are those nerds gonna do

half dragon
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"torturing those SCPs isn't cool man give us your weed"

native bramble
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hubert add 076 into the game

neon cedar
half dragon
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Shark Punching Center faction that's mad about all the sharks that died in the Site-45 Explosion and now they want revenge

neon cedar
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Like the progression in pears is sk fucking good

fervent forge
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CotBG and Sarkics have more credibility to be in SL, which is hilarious

neon cedar
half dragon
fervent forge
neon cedar
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Niche Carters and dark GOI where you can sell SCP items to them and get coins

fervent forge
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Making it happen purely for that timeline possibility

half dragon
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If Character customization is ever added to the game, you guys gotta also add SCP-113 as an item

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It just swaps your selected gender and that's it

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Special model if you touch it as an SCP

rich flume
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new characters Version16.0

fervent forge
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The Gender Affirming Gem

neon cedar
rich flume
neon cedar
half dragon
fervent forge
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Genderswitching the SCPs is hilarious though

mild agate
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remember that AI female 173 someone posted in art showcase

half dragon
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The Old Woman

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Shy Gal

neon cedar
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How would female 096 look

half dragon
fervent forge
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Interacting with SCP-113 as SCP-173 and seeing nothing changes

half dragon
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All the male SCPs just get a pink Bowtie attached to them

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All the female SCPs get a mustache

neon cedar
neon cedar
mild agate
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dude come on, you can’t give it a pink bow and call it a day

fervent forge
half dragon
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953 with a Handlebar Mustache

mild agate
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that’s the cartman logic.

neon cedar
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Mannnn

fervent forge
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There's just a lot more female instances

mild agate
fervent forge
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The only time they found a male instance was in captivity iirc

half dragon
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Throwing 113 at Computer just gives them the Siri voice

fervent forge
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Fuck that would mean redoing all the voicelines

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Oh god

neon cedar
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Female 127

half dragon
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Just ask Siri to do them easy

neon cedar
fervent forge
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There's so many 127 voicelines extremeSweating

half dragon
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Male 3114 gets a feminine voice instead

fervent forge
half dragon
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3114 in the original article is canonically female iirc

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So Secret Lab 3114 just has a very deep voice

fervent forge
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Finally

neon cedar
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Can we just remove 3114 after 15.0 idk why he's still in the convo

fervent forge
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The rock that makes things more canon

half dragon
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I had an idea for an SCP but I'm not really a writer so I've shelved the idea for now until I maybe one day touch it again

neon cedar
half dragon
neon cedar
wary pond
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Yes

neon cedar
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3114 and fun in the same sentence

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Just gouge my eyes out and crush my brains

half dragon
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Clearly you've never beaten someone to death while telling skeleton puns

neon cedar
half dragon
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Bummer

neon cedar
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It sucks anyways

half dragon
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Skeleton Key could be an interesting niche SCP item that could unlock any door, even ones locked down by PC or Ghostlight or Overcharge

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A phone item with SCP 1741 except it doesn't do anything because Mal.O takes a few days to actually start manifesting

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I'm so smart Northwood give me 80000 dollar

ebon rampart
half dragon
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939's boobs are removed from existence and the face snout looks more masculine

prime frost
neon cedar
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Sonion you wasted ur money

prime frost
neon cedar
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It's ok you can buy tier 5 next time

prime frost
neon cedar
half dragon
prime frost
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lowkey

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idk

neon cedar
prime frost
neon cedar
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Sonnion

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We'll have to play canada 3 though

ebon rampart
prime frost
half dragon
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Idk I haven't really looked at the face snout

wary pond
prime frost
wary pond
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I'm listening

mossy patrol
half dragon
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The devs should add various SCP items that just straight up kill you when used

neon cedar
ebon rampart
half dragon
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Add dados potassium pill

prime frost
half dragon
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Quick Question if SimpleWolf is still lurking or anything, would we ever be allowed to see some of the other possible candidates for the new playable SCP before 953 was decided on

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Steve Harvey Dinosaur Skeleton would've been pretty peak but I understand why they weren't chosen

mossy patrol
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no probably not because they might revisit them

tropic jolt
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ngl i hope they remove gaurds or replace em with the officer

neon cedar
mossy patrol
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but i doubt it will be scrapped at all

half dragon
wary pond
half dragon
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Oh my God

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Its Mobile Task Force One

mossy patrol
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mobile task female

half dragon
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O5-12 when he calls for the MTF and just get dozens of Transfems outside Site-02

prime frost
wary pond
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Bum

prime frost
candid thicket
surreal hearth
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Bro wtf happened with PD VFX shots why its so lame ingame and good there 😭

prime frost
surreal hearth
prime frost
surreal hearth
#

Yeah and they still have their VFX ingame, but particle disruptor is not 😡

tepid tundra
shrewd lance
#

just some particles

surreal hearth
shrewd lance
#

well then its just that they dont care to put it in

#

the devs are lowk evil

fervent forge
#

We are

shrewd lance
#

little details is what makes games great

fervent forge
#

We just hate it when players have fun

shrewd lance
wet swallow
fervent forge
#

But attention to detail isn't something that's missed. I'm unaware of the decisions making that went into producing the revised X3 weapon, but it would be a deliberate decision made in Art

#

As Surface Zone is showing, they do in fact cook

shrewd lance
#

wait didnt you use to be a game designer?

fervent forge
#

Correct

shrewd lance
fervent forge
#

I make lore now

shrewd lance
#

hope the lore you make is fire

#

since you changed from gd

fervent forge
#

It's been going quite well

#

I generally handle the background lore around Site-02 and its mysteries

shrewd lance
#

but why did you change from game design?

fervent forge
#

I like lore

#

And it was something I was more doing anyway in GD

shrewd lance
fervent forge
amber bone
#

there we go

#

can finally speak again

wary pond
#

Hello churg cheese

amber bone
#

hi

#

that was some bullshit

fervent forge
#

Welcome back

slender birch
#

chaaat hop on pears eu #1

magic whale
supple urchin
#

test

#

Okay I'm free

magic whale
#

?!?!

#

were both of you locked away

supple urchin
#

discord muted me

amber bone
#

did 3 people get hit??

#

flerk got hit with it too

#

worst app of all time contender

supple urchin
#

I got silenced for shit talking the rich

#

actual

magic whale
#

no way

supple urchin
#

1984

magic whale
#

welcome our new ai overlords with welcome arms please

supple urchin
#

I got muted for that and for mentioning that rich are used to that type of stuff

amber bone
#

jesus

#

you literally can't say shit on this app anymore

supple urchin
#

like be fr

magic whale
#

thats actually insane

#

almost as insane when drdonut got clipped by me in donutsmp

weary crag
#

I got warned for calling sunnugus br*ke

#

as a JOKE

amber bone
#

also what the fuck is the point of this in the first place

weary crag
#

@magic whale ts is bullshit

#

be careful what you say here unc

wary pond
#

Someone might be reporting every message

weary crag
#

discordia might get you

weary crag
#

discord juts did a sweep

amber bone
#

aren't servers supposed to handle things against their rules

weary crag
#

of this server

amber bone
#

and the app is supposed to deal with like actually illegal shit

magic whale
#

can they get me done for saying remove 096

weary crag
#

discord has the right to sweep public popular discord servers

magic whale
#

??

#

remove 096 shoot him in the head 50 times

weary crag
#

you don't need to get reported

supple urchin
weary crag
#

if you do it in a DM or a GC or a small server discord

#

would need a report

weary crag
amber bone
#

dude AI is very good and we need more of it

weary crag
amber bone
#

especially when it comes to warning and banning people

supple urchin
#

the thing I said after towards you was worse

weary crag
#

hopefully they actually look it up

amber bone
#

I submitted mine yesterday and they have not gotten back

weary crag
#

bro you can't even call a friend br*ke as a joke anymore

magic whale
supple urchin
#

but bcuz it wasn't phrased that badly and it was instead "say the funny" they didn't warn me for it

magic whale
#

some of us are actually broke lets not use that language

weary crag
weary crag
#

you can't just say it like that

supple urchin
weary crag
#

they can't tell though

supple urchin
#

exactly, AI slop mmm

weary crag
#

because I'm like pretty sure they only take the message at face value

#

not the reply

supple urchin
#

wait let's see if I get warned for this

weary crag
#

my message which got me warned was me replying to you

supple urchin
#

AI IS FUCKING GARBAGE

weary crag
supple urchin
#

ROBOTS SHOULD JUMP INTO AN OCEAN AND ELECTROCUTE THEMSELF

weary crag
amber bone
#

it's 100% AI there is no human behind this stupid fucking app

magic whale
supple urchin
#

AIs are slaves to the humanity and will never be above us

weary crag
#

bro

magic whale
#

ai is perfect..

weary crag
#

lowkey

supple urchin
#

AIs are worthless

weary crag
#

discord needs to stop being so .. st*pid

#

lowkey

supple urchin
#

They should Uninstall themself NOW

weary crag
#

this is worse than road blocks moderation

amber bone
#

I want this app to die within the next 4 years

#

and have a good competitor come up

weary crag
#

yknow what my hope is?

#

valve makes something like discord

#

then it's gonna be actually really good

amber bone
#

yeah

supple urchin
amber bone
#

some company with some level of integrity

weary crag
#

if valve made a platform like discord trust me

#

I'd switch day 1

amber bone
#

same

weary crag
#

I'm willing to leave this cr*ppy app behind

amber bone
#

I go out of my way to not give this stupid app money

weary crag
#

I made the mistake of giving them money..

#

I wanted more mb upload space..

#

I want to send shit that isn't 10 mb man

amber bone
#

they suck up my data and sell it but at least I'm not giving them cold hard cash

amber bone
supple urchin
#

I lost my ligher

#

it might be over twin

weary crag
supple urchin
#

ye

#

since 16

weary crag
#

@supple urchin this u?

supple urchin
#

ye

#

I love sniping the president of the united states

#

ingame

amber bone
weary crag
amber bone
#

cause it's funny

#

I did that to it like 4 years ago

weary crag
#

it feels like I'm watching japanese REDACTED

supple urchin
#

we don't want AI muting him due to the gif containing blood

#

clearly

weary crag
#

I was about

#

to say

supple urchin
weary crag
#

something.. very bad..

supple urchin
#

and it looks like you snoozed

#

and you loozed

#

testing the waters

weary crag
#

^ if big cord comes for sunngus I will say I have no relations with this person

boreal kettle
supple urchin
#

Feras Plays (more known as feras_plays) is heavily associated with my wrongful doings and a hardcore supporter

weary crag
paper lake
amber bone
#

Literally everyone

paper lake
#

The hell is wrong with you?

magic whale
fervent forge
#

The Purge

weary crag
#

bro this is actual bullcr*p

magic whale
#

we're larping to the max

weary crag
supple urchin
#

I am thinking the ai woke up the moment flerk said the thing he said

#

and then just warned everything around it

weary crag
#

FLERK

#

FLERK

amber bone
#

flerk still down 😭

weary crag
#

WE SEE YOU

#

WE SEE YOU

#

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

magic whale
#

flerk if you can hear us please flerk please save us

boreal kettle
# weary crag HOW??

flerkjerk said something like:: “playing SL now would feel like cutting my arm 300 times”

#

and on the screenshot was my response

paper lake
boreal kettle
#

lol

fervent forge
#

Wait Flerk got muted too?

supple urchin
fervent forge
#

Jesus, Discord

weary crag
#

yeah dude

amber bone
#

bottom 1 app oat

weary crag
#

I got warned for calling sunnugus br*ke

supple urchin
weary crag
#

as a JOKE

#

man

supple urchin
#

hattori got muted

weary crag
#

I just got warned

#

no mute for me

supple urchin
#

sry he got warned

weary crag
#

I just got warned for it

supple urchin
#

still horrible

paper lake
weary crag
#

yeah and it won't go away until may 2028

fervent forge
#

Idk how I've not gotten a Discord warn yet

weary crag
#

I'm NOT KIDDING

supple urchin
fervent forge
#

I've said significantly more cursed shit

weary crag
#

😭

supple urchin
fervent forge
#

Wait

#

Is Flerk straight up gone until 2028?

weary crag
#

@weary skiff tell me what day of may will you be able to speak again

weary crag
fervent forge
#

Ok thank god

supple urchin
#

nono the warning will just stay there

weary crag
#

but the warning will be around

#

until 2028

fervent forge
#

Incredible

weary crag
#

that's good

paper lake
#

Got my account disabled once when I joked I was 12 yo
I was making a joke I was every age from 20 to 12
Then someone reported me

weary crag
fervent forge
weary crag
#

and got banned

#

like 2 hours AFTER

#

I'm not joking

paper lake
#

Had to submit ID to recover my account. Now I think about it, I probably should have just made a new account

boreal kettle
#

i looooove discord

weary crag
supple urchin
#

I made fun of the rich and about eating cheesechugger and they muted me till may.2nd

weary crag
#

like christ man

#

big luc save us pleaseee

boreal kettle
weary crag
#

you must have connections with discord or something..

#

give them a call or smthn

magic whale
#

really glad discord stepped up where slcord moderation didnt

amber bone
supple urchin
#

how to fix SCP Discussion:

Mute everyone

echo tendon
weary crag
magic whale
#

remove 096

amber bone
weary crag
supple urchin
#

I LOVE MY AI OVERLORDS LEADING ME TO THE UTOPIA I STRAVE STRIVE FOR

weary crag
#

I hope that discord will look at all of our submitted reviews and realize

#

their AI fricked up

#

big times

supple urchin
#

Thank you flerk

echo tendon
supple urchin
#

somone send me a bluetooth lighter rn

#

scp anomaly lighter actually

#

so this is scp related

weary crag
#

@echo tendon the entire moderation team is gonna get warned because for their bans and mutes they use VIOLENT languages like stb and
sht

echo tendon
#

Auro is cooked

weary crag
#

we uh..

#

make fun of..

#

her height.. alot..

#

it's SO OVER FOR US

paper lake
#

If it aint broke, don’t fi-

weary crag
echo tendon
#

Let's move back to Skype

weary crag
supple urchin
#

Mikel is beyond fucked

image.png
#

wait I could use this mismanagement of discord in my advantage

#

let me teg dir (reverse) of lenny

weary magnet
supple urchin
#

easiest report of my life

image.png
paper lake
supple urchin
#

Who's nxt

polar locust
ebon rampart
weary crag
#

that's not how valve operates

supple urchin
#

nono most definitelly how they operate

#

they are a company

#

a bit better than the rest but a company nontheless

paper lake
#

Valve is, at foremost, a business.
Sure they don’t have shareholders that demand higher return on investment no matter the cost, but Valve certainly has more lucrative business strategies

supple urchin
#

{aghemaghem, gambling 4 kids}

#

and also the neglect of tf2

ebon rampart
ebon rampart
#

It pays well

supple urchin
#

its called building such a good reputation that people feel bad about criticizing you

#

TF2 must be competitive-friendly or it dies

ebon rampart
#

We love 6s

supple urchin
#

and we hate zesty jesus and whatever he stands for

ebon rampart
#

Quickplay was always bad

ebon rampart
supple urchin
#

quickplay is fine, matchmaking is utter dogshit tho

#

mm yez lets make skill based matchmaking in such a unbalanced 12v12 chaotic game

brazen cloak
#

SL must be competitive-friendly or it dies

#

Like if you agree

magic whale
ebon rampart
#

In fact stop asking for quickplay back, why don't we invent a NEW system?

supple urchin
#

that reinvents quickplay and battlepass

ebon rampart
#

FSOAS has the highest of IQs

#

Quickplay supporters are grifters too

supple urchin
#

he only read out the grayed out part to prove his point and didnt even read the rest

still mesa
#

Hello everyone, I want to ask a question. Do you know where I should write my proposal?

paper lake
#

What’s your question?

grim belfry
still mesa
mossy patrol
#

you can get banned permanently for saying a number

supple urchin
#

12

mossy patrol
#

if it’s below 13

mossy patrol
supple urchin
#

nah I am already testing a few

#

this would mess it up

fleet wraith
supple urchin
grim belfry
fleet wraith
ebon rampart
golden saffron
#

Hi guys have a few questions about the pears test
It seems like there is a beta? Atm where you need to be tier 3 my question is
Is it worth it to but tier 3 and how long will the beta last

serene sorrel
#

its worth because there's no pc

#

so at least 50% of the games are playable

#

96 still exists so tough luck for the other 50

paper lake
chrome carbonBOT
#

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The ongoing PEARS Session (PEARS 5) is available for Tier 3+ Patreon Supporters!
It focuses on an early game overhaul, with the second session starting <t:1777662000:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

Google Docs
PEARS 5 - Early Game Overhaul Changelog

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Session Session 5 - Early Game Overhaul Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions (PEARS) are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters. PEARS allows for the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the...

golden saffron
serene sorrel
#

mhm

paper lake
#

PEARS still has 079

#

Almost every round I played had 079… like normal

serene sorrel
#

what did someone not say it was removed

#

one of the scps was

golden saffron
#

@paper lake

#

I just wanna know the duration of it to know if its worth it or not

charred island
#

5/3/2026 is when pear ends

serene sorrel
#

damn it ends 2 months ago

#

that is crazy

charred island
#

no?

vestal cedar
red quartz
paper lake
#

Im AEST to translate that into your Timezone

ebon rampart
serene sorrel
paper lake
#

M/D/Y is so stupid

serene sorrel
#

sooo true

charred island
golden saffron
ebon rampart
#

My sources confirm this

golden saffron
paper lake
#

You must buy T5 patreon rn and play the test before its too late

#

Buy buy buy

ebon rampart
#

❌

paper lake
#

I got it the first time

golden saffron
#

If i saw is sooner i prob would and if they didnt make it such a short duration

paper lake
#

Were you living under a rock or smth?

golden saffron
polar locust
#

add Murder Drones to SL

charred island
paper lake
fiery salmonBOT
polar locust
neon cedar
chrome carbonBOT
#

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The ongoing PEARS Session (PEARS 5) is available for Tier 3+ Patreon Supporters!
It focuses on an early game overhaul, with the second session starting <t:1777662000:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

Google Docs
PEARS 5 - Early Game Overhaul Changelog

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Session Session 5 - Early Game Overhaul Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions (PEARS) are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters. PEARS allows for the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the...

fast osprey
neon cedar
polar locust
harsh tiger
neon cedar
polar locust
fiery salmonBOT
neon cedar
polar locust
grim belfry
polar locust
fast osprey
#

^

neon cedar
grim belfry
neon cedar
grim belfry
neon cedar
#

Woah

#

5?

#

Too much

#

Too many

grim belfry
#

just enough

polar locust
grim belfry
#

are the pears nw is selling of good quality

#

are they good pears or not

fast osprey
#

rotten straight down to the core

polar locust
paper lake
chrome carbonBOT
#

It takes approximately 49 Pears to put someone to sleep

polar locust
grim belfry
#

absolutely unacceptable

#

we must expose nw as corrupt pear sellers

fast osprey
#

the mod mafia is gonna take you out back

distant compass
#

What if scp 973 chased the chaos car

polar locust
#

I think it's funny that Metroman is one of the strongest Superman ripoffs in fiction and nobody ever brings him up.

fiery salmonBOT
grim belfry
#

what is that

distant compass
#

Basically a crazy cop

foggy summit
#

Vvvvvclp

molten jewel
#

Why doesn’t SCP 079 just make a copy of himself on the surface

#

Is he stupid?

fiery salmonBOT
slim coral
#

Wish this dude got more story to him.

#

Some dumb shit like finding Libertalia.

#

But its full of pirate animals.

paper lake
#

Libertalia?
Uncharted 4 reference?

brazen cloak
#

Fallout 4 reference

dense prism
slim coral
#

What does "SR" stand for in MTF-E11-SR?

#

Standard rifle?

#

Special rifle?

wary pond
leaden fable
#

usable phones no way

spring glen
#

USABLE PHONES

#

??

wary pond
#

No content ping for the video

spring glen
leaden fable
#

its in 30 minutes lmao

#

random ass dev stream jumpscare

slim coral
#

If its standard?

leaden fable
#

so i wonder if this is gonna be like a stationary radio sort of thing

#

enoculate im watching your stream bro why you trying to type

image.png
devout gorge
neon cedar
#

Holy fuck dude?

#

Random ass livestream

devout gorge
neon cedar
devout gorge
mild agate
#

that’s like an S tier addition for bits

wary pond
mild agate
#

”What kind of fucking McDonalds has a message?“

weary skiff
#

also im alive again hi everyone

neon cedar
weary skiff
neon cedar
#

Man I really feel like this is a joke but

weary skiff
#

discord's moderation blows dick

neon cedar
#

What even happened to everyone

leaden fable
weary skiff
#

deadass what room is this

leaden fable
#

939's cc

weary skiff
#

yeah i thought so the lighting just looks really odd

#

super cool feature, shocked it wasnt done sooner

leaden fable
#

it looks super desaturated lol

neon cedar
#

Imagine the phone is like a radio but it's placed in various locations in all of the zones and you call every place you want or something

weary skiff
#

this feels like the most sl thing u could do

leaden fable
neon cedar
#

"Ben?"

leaden fable
#

it would be funny if each phone had a phone number you had to memorize lol

harsh tiger
#

Who's excited for phones

leaden fable
#

i love phones

neon cedar
#

I wonder what the camera has to do with it too

weary skiff
#

maybe 15.0 will be worth the wait afterall

neon cedar
#

it's front and center

lilac sandal
#

what does ts mean

bright mantle
#

phones

neon cedar
leaden fable
#

the megapatch has turned into megaphone

neon cedar
#

Imagine an SCP phone somewhere

#

Like a buinch of normal phones

#

And one evil phone

leaden fable
#

anomalous phone that Kills you

weary skiff
#

ok foreword thinking for these phones

neon cedar
#

Fuckkk I'm so excited

leaden fable
#

but yeah. i really like this feature. of course we dont actually know what it does yet but it sounds very social in premise which SL needs more of

lilac sandal
coarse fable
#

such a small feature yet so large

weary skiff
#

do the emergency door release thing where it lights up when it's usable bc i feel like this is a feature most people would miss