scp-discussion

[digital hatch]

That would be kind of a spectacle tbf

[marble mantle]

096 (twink) x 106 (bbc)

the ship sails further and further away from god the longer it goes on

https://tenor.com/view/cool-bug-facts-one-day-you-will-have-to-answer-for-your-actions-and-god-may-not-be-so-merciful-gianni-matragrano-gif-22471843

[tame gate]

i liked the other one more

[marble mantle]

nah

I hate minecraft

[tame gate]

:<

[marble mantle]

bad juju

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[tame gate]

what did minecraft do to you

[marble mantle]

nothing

I haven't played it in over 10 years though

and therefore I think it stinks because bad graphics

also I associate it with kids youtubers

also notch sold it to microsoft

also minecraft youtubers have an oddly high tendency towards paraphilia

[tame gate]

not all

some have a habit of being an alcoholic

[marble mantle]

based

as an alcoholic I can confirm I am now a minecraft player

[boreal kettle]

what does it even mean 😭

[round adder]

i think he wants to say pedophilia but is getting censored

or smth

also gameplay loop rn is sad...

its actually so annoying and unfun that micro is such a big win condition i swear this item is so bad after the rework

and ofc playing into 096/079 every game

[vestal cedar]

I drink vodka, am I a russialcoholic

[round adder]

sentenced to 1 round of sl maingame might be a worse fate than death...

in the big 14.0

[tame gate]

holy Russian

[vestal cedar]

Straight everclear and window cleaner

[deft cargo]

roblox is the new minecraft

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576039640075730984/1371747257988288522/convert.gif

yes

[vestal cedar]

Has been*

[deft cargo]

yes

for about 3 years now

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

[deft cargo]

5 years on aug 15

[fierce lynx]

hmmm

[deft cargo]

i dont know uhh

[fleet wraith]

Having someone with 24/7 access to the site-wide coms might not be the best idea…

[west barn]

what

there'd be a cool down

[fierce lynx]

dumb argument

[fleet wraith]

Yeah but even then you can do it very cool down

[fierce lynx]

the correct answer is that 079 doesn't deserve intercom

[west barn]

what the fuck does that mean

[fleet wraith]

Opposed to humans having to sit there the whole time

[fierce lynx]

it deserves nothing

[fleet wraith]

I meant every cooldown not very

Typo

[fierce lynx]

what are you saying

[west barn]

ohhh

[fleet wraith]

Words

[west barn]

he's saying 079 could prevent humans from using it because he could just use it everytime the cool down is up

[fleet wraith]

Yep

[fierce lynx]

oh

you could very easily circumvent that by having it be on a different cooldown

[west barn]

fair point but like, what if he had his own cooldown

[fierce lynx]

but ok

[fleet wraith]

I guess

[fierce lynx]

remove intercom anyways everyone who uses it is extremely unfunny

[harsh tiger]

Stupid take

Intercom is fun

[west barn]

yes

[fleet wraith]

Only very rarely is it funny when some guy is pleading for his life in intercom room as 106 is right next to them

[west barn]

still happens tho

also it can be useful sometimes so

[boreal kettle]

intercom is fun

if people are funny

[west barn]

and i think 079 should be able to make announcemnts too

like why is intercom just inaccessible

[fleet wraith]

I think having local intercom is sufficient

[west barn]

that's a mic

[fleet wraith]

No need to have it site-wide

[weary skiff]

i would deadass kill myself

at least with current intercom you can go in there and kill the guy using it

imagine if you just couldn’t because you cannot shoot 079

my shit’s coming smoove off

[fleet wraith]

There would be some bad actors just playing obnoxious sfx every 2 mins

[deft cargo]

dont forget the loud sounds

[fleet wraith]

Ah rip dude just got auto modded

[deft cargo]

ye

now i need a free box of dimes to stop crying

[weary skiff]

even without that it’d just be really fucking annoying

[fierce lynx]

hahaha soundboard on intercom

hahahahaha

[weary skiff]

intercom is ridiculously loud and nobody is ever funny with it so it just leads to an annoyance every 2 minutes

[weary skiff]

if it’s a good sound that i haven’t heard before it’s kinda funny

[fleet wraith]

I think the femur breaker bit was funny once and then just lost all its humor

[weary skiff]

i used to play some of jacket’s payday 2 voicelines over it

[marble mantle]

no i meant paraphilia

[weary skiff]

i’m not the same woman i was 5 minutes ago

[marble mantle]

you're a woman!?!?

my world is not blown

[fleet wraith]

I’m scared of women guys!!1!11!

[deft cargo]

you are just like half of the people that play scp sl

[marble mantle]

tragic

i wasn't allowed to be scared of women

[deft cargo]

or is it 80%

[marble mantle]

my sister is lesbian, my mother is lesbian, all my friends are women for some reason

[weary skiff]

how many times are you gonna do this bit

[marble mantle]

i grew up in a house of like 5 women and no men

i think this may be why i am the way i am

[marble mantle]

idk

[fleet wraith]

I grew up with 2 mums and that’s it

So yeah ig 2 women

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-week-my-friends-gif-17252026567107945552

[marble mantle]

i grew up with my mother, her wife, my sister, my mother's sister, and a friend of my mother who lived in our house for some reason

[boreal kettle]

so you are adopted?

[marble mantle]

no

[fleet wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1498158188124573797/twitter_2048274374277378288.gif

[marble mantle]

my mother divorced and remarried

[boreal kettle]

oh

[fleet wraith]

I was from a donor

[boreal kettle]

so she’s bi

[marble mantle]

no

she was straight

then lesbian

i think she may be bi now though

iirc she remarried with a guy

idk because i don't have a very close relationship with her anymore

[boreal kettle]

ehh i wouldn’t consider that lesbian

but that’s me

[marble mantle]

she told me she was lesbian lol

[fleet wraith]

I’m bi myself :D

-# I’m by myself

[devout gorge]

analog horror villain's will go from your drunk Uncle to a sentient Planet

[marble mantle]

mad tsai reference?

[brazen cloak]

is there actually an analog horror that's just about domestic violence

[weary crag]

that furry gif

where the child is crying and his mom and dad are fighting

[devout gorge]

ehh probably

[brazen cloak]

because i feel like with all the analog horror projects about unearthly violent alien threats, something as simple and intimate as an abusive family member would be really interesting

[marble mantle]

getting a high score on osu! whilst my parents argue in the background

[brazen cloak]

like imagine the plot is of a child who got a hold of a shitty handicam

and it reflects the mental trauma that an abusive domestic environment creates in a child's mind

the child disassociates what they experience and reframe their perspective into believing that the abusive family member is an evil analog horror monster

[marble mantle]

are you projecting or

[brazen cloak]

no i have a very happy relationship with my father

unlike some people

but all im saying is that it could be a fun story

[devout gorge]

to me it sounds like you are describing the movie Chronicle just without the super powers

[brazen cloak]

is it

[devout gorge]

either way I would probably watch it

[brazen cloak]

well you know what they say: nihil novum sub sole

[marble mantle]

!pr

[ebon rampart]

I did not!

[marble mantle]

!langpr

!langpo

portuguese language please work

!langpor

[brazen cloak]

that's not portuguese

[paper lake]

!langlatin

[marble mantle]

idc it looks portuguese

[ebon rampart]

!langvaticancity

[devout gorge]

you can speak Latin

[brazen cloak]

I'm sure the plot element of domestic abuse from the child's perspective has been done many, many times by writers across generations

but turning that into analogue horror seems novel

[marble mantle]

actually not really

[brazen cloak]

never seen it delivered in that media

[marble mantle]

most people do it from the parents' perspectives

[brazen cloak]

I have never seen media depicting POV: Beating your child

[marble mantle]

I actually don't know of many movies that have domestic abuse told from the child's perspective

(I know zero)

(I don't watch movies)

[brazen cloak]

The indie game "Bad Parenting" is from the child's perspective

it's quite the visceral depiction of an abusive household

sadly the dev is a pedo

[marble mantle]

beating my child simulation?

[brazen cloak]

which is ironic

[marble mantle]

this isn't surprising anymore

[devout gorge]

don't forget about the game You are Grounded

[brazen cloak]

Is there any deeper meaning behind the 2-player hit game Who's Your Daddy

[marble mantle]

it used to be a shock when someone was outed as a pedophile

[weary crag]

2 player?

what

[marble mantle]

now everyone is one

[weary crag]

wasn't that game like

4 player or smthn

3 babies 1 dad

[brazen cloak]

i thought it was only 1 on 1

[boreal kettle]

Dogtooth

[ebon rampart]

The long road to supporting and helping your child through suicidal tendencies

[boreal kettle]

2009

[marble mantle]

it was 1 dad and up to four babies iirc

[brazen cloak]

Also has anyone here ever read a Lovecraft story before

[marble mantle]

it had mods though

[marble mantle]

I read the cthulu's book for ap psychology in high school

[ebon rampart]

I read H.G. Wells

[brazen cloak]

I'm reading Mountains of Madness right now

[ebon rampart]

That's about it

[brazen cloak]

and H.P. Lovecraft does have a funny way with words

[weary crag]

nah dude

[brazen cloak]

but the guy honestly writes like a jackass it kinda pisses me off sometimes

[marble mantle]

call of the cthulu

the 1920s one

[devout gorge]

I've got 1984

[brazen cloak]

I have no issue with his verbosity because his writing paints really visceral pictures in my head

[marble mantle]

big brother is watching you

[brazen cloak]

but some passages of this Lovecraft book are written really weirdly

[neon snow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flip-silly-cat-cat-meme-orange-cat-backflip-gif-3286344076033359615

[devout gorge]

then they made it into a dumb reality show

[brazen cloak]

like he OVERLY uses dependent clauses and interruptions in his text

also fucking hell he loves semi-colons

[marble mantle]

books are better than the movies 9 times out of 10 anyway

have you seen what they did with eragon

books were incredible

movie was one of the worst things I have ever seen second only to gore

[weary skiff]

yeah whatever that means

[neon snow]

He just hates simple explanations

[weary skiff]

idk i never payed attention in english and just coasted on c’s

[devout gorge]

remember when video game movies used to be awful

[ebon rampart]

Still are?

[marble mantle]

I somehow passed with straight a's in english class despite not being a native english speaker

[marble mantle]

still are

[weary crag]

amen brother

[neon snow]

now eat apple

[marble mantle]

the minecraft movie and fnaf movies are shit

[weary crag]

I love acquiring english cuz that means I get 100 in every english class

usually

[marble mantle]

well maybe fnaf 2's movie is decent

I haven't watched it

[hollow arrow]

Thats worse

[weary skiff]

the first fnaf movie is pretty alright

[ebon rampart]

Don't bet on it

[weary crag]

fnaf 2 movie was so ass bro

[brazen cloak]

"Our borings, of varying depth according to the promise held out by the upper soil or rock, were to be confined to exposed or nearly exposed land surfaces - these inevitably being slopes and ridges because of the mile or two-mile thickness of solid ice overlying the lowewst levels."

[weary skiff]

fnaf 2 is actually a fucking terrible movie

[brazen cloak]

is an example passage

[weary crag]

I genuinly left that movie pissed off

[neon snow]

after fnaf 2 movie yea

[marble mantle]

the first movie was shit for me tbh

like

[neon snow]

after fnaf 3 movie fnaf 2 movie will peak ig

[devout gorge]

I never paid attention in School & I dropped out of High School anyway

[weary skiff]

i thought it was solid

[ebon rampart]

Wow that's like how I wrote for my fiction creative writing essay

[marble mantle]

why the fuck is a several ton animatronic able to build a fucking pillow fortress

[weary skiff]

because theyre haunted dude who cares

[marble mantle]

and it got slapped with a pg-13 label

[brazen cloak]

Don't get me wrong the writing is technically very good

[weary skiff]

how are they able to move at all

[marble mantle]

so no horror

[brazen cloak]

I'm just not used to this style

[marble mantle]

I envy you

[hollow arrow]

They were getting a bit quirky at night

[wary pond]

It was so ass I thought it still hadn't been released because no one was talking about it

[paper lake]

A child got stabbed in the back and it was declared an accident

[marble mantle]

I was a straight a's student and I don't recommend

[devout gorge]

when was the first Fnaf movie announced.

[brazen cloak]

wait there's one very good excerpt that I deeply enjoyed reading and made me laugh

It's a physical book so I can't copy-paste I'll have to type it out

[weary crag]

it's not even that honestly

I just hate how much they twisted off the source meterial

[weary skiff]

the only good part of the fnaf 2 movie was that opening set in the 80s and the two scenes with henry

[paper lake]

Take a picture

[marble mantle]

boring beyond belief because classes in high school are taught by incompetent people who don't get paid enough to care

[weary crag]

like okay I get they want their "own story" and shit

but you just can't DISREGARD everything like that

something as big as the withered animtronics and they have like 2 mins of screentime

[fleet wraith]

Literally 😭 all the parents watched them bring the other child out and immediately went ‘yep. Killer right here guys’

[neon snow]

he want to write

[weary skiff]

that isn’t the problem with the fnaf movies they just aren’t written well

[marble mantle]

did they actually not use the withereds

[weary skiff]

most of the acting is bad too

[weary crag]

YES BRO

LIKE

[brazen cloak]

"On the barren shore, and on the lofty ice barrier in the background, myriads of grotesque penguins squawked and flapped their fins; while many fat seals were visible on the water, swimming or sprawling across large cakes of slowly drifting ice."

[weary crag]

they are only in 1 part

[paper lake]

FNAF lore is pretty messy and its Scott himself is writing it so I don’t mind the fact they deviated

[ebon rampart]

Scott Cawthon made bank from it so who cares

[hollow arrow]

Whyd my favorite get the least screentime

[weary crag]

and their appearence is like

3 or 4 mins

[marble mantle]

why the fuck would you do that

the withereds are like half the game

[paper lake]

Granted I haven’t watched either movie so I don’t know how bad it is

[weary skiff]

i’m fine with the deviations from the game’s story but if it’s just written like literal garbage it’s bad

[brazen cloak]

I found this part really funny because why did bro describe an otherwise idyllic scene as such a grotesque and terrible sight

[ebon rampart]

This is a very nice passage actually. I wouldn't mind if I got this for an unseen text.

[neon snow]

grotesque penguins squawked and flapped their fins

[weary skiff]

watch the first one and then the first 10 minutes of the 2nd one and that’s it

[brazen cloak]

yeah why'd he describe them as grotesque

[ebon rampart]

That's what penguins are

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/bump-seal-aquarium-gif-8824599

Fatass seal

[ebon rampart]

Birds were not made to swim and walk primarily...

[hollow arrow]

The third movie will be goooood dude truuust they will learn from the criticism

[brazen cloak]

I guess anything that didn't originate from New England at the time would've been described as disgusting and grotesque by Lovecraft

[weary skiff]

that is not a fucking seal

[marble mantle]

actually

[weary skiff]

that’s a manatee

[paper lake]

Crap wrong gif

[marble mantle]

ACTUALLY

[ebon rampart]

No

[devout gorge]

from what I know & scene Mike was turned into two characters

[marble mantle]

paleognathae exists

[ebon rampart]

Shut the fuck up

[marble mantle]

I'm sorry

forgive me

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-seal-gif-21559978

[fleet wraith]

Don’t get me started on the way they defeat Alton is literally just ripping him over 🥀

[ebon rampart]

Most of them are EXTINCT

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-scream-gif-11245258

[weary skiff]

i have no issues with this frankly

[ebon rampart]

Where is the moa?

[marble mantle]

OSTRICHES ARE EXTANT

[ebon rampart]

Huh?

GONE

Kiwis? GOING?

[marble mantle]

THE MOA EXISTED ONLY A FEW CENTURIES AGO

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[ebon rampart]

Cassowaries should go extinct too

[brazen cloak]

Penguins and seals: Just chilling and enjoying the ice.

Lovecraft: These GROTESQUE, DISGUSTING, FLEA-RIDDEN, DISEASED, ABOMINATIONS were FATLY wobbling around and hopping up OR down on their malformed feet.

[weary skiff]

i think it isn’t as compelling as the game’s narrative but the only way making mike michael afton in the first fnaf movie would work would be with having a movie or two before that setting everything up to explain why he’s a walking corpse

[marble mantle]

nah

[neon snow]

btw he will always continue to call penguins grotesque in the book

[devout gorge]

I liked the Idea of taking one character & splitting them in too. One Good the Other Evil.

[neon snow]

this is so

[ebon rampart]

Was he not speaking the truth? I've been around seals and frankly he was too nice to them.

[weary skiff]

i hope you fucking did

die

[brazen cloak]

Lovecraft was a peculiar mind and it's interesting how much of that mind you can see just by reading his books

[marble mantle]

justice for casuariiformes

[paper lake]

Why does Lovecraft hate penugins

[brazen cloak]

The guy died hungry and in poverty

[hollow arrow]

I think getting a job as a walking corpse is pretty lame from the game side and I had to suspend my disbelief

[paper lake]

Clearly there’s a correlation here

Hate penguins, die hungry and poor

[ebon rampart]

Any bird that primarily walks after the dinosaurs mostly went extinct is a mistake of nature.

[marble mantle]

birds are theropod dinosaurs

taxonomically

[neon snow]

considering that his books began to be published only after his death

[devout gorge]

what about Emu's

[marble mantle]

also fun fact

dinosaurs hunted birds

[ebon rampart]

Yes, and what makes them unique amidst fellow therapods is that they FLY

[marble mantle]

birds evolved from a specific group of theropods in the jurassic

[ebon rampart]

Yes, I know this

[marble mantle]

and lived alongside dinosaurs for the entirety of the cretaceous

[brazen cloak]

He died in poverty and virtually unknown. He was only deemed as one of the masters of horror fiction decades after his death

which is a tragedy

[marble mantle]

no you don't

[ebon rampart]

Albeit the only serious palaeontological work I read was the Dinosaur Heresies by Robert Bakker

[weary skiff]

he was racist as fuck tho he lowkey deserved it

[marble mantle]

I've read studies for paleontology

[brazen cloak]

I think I shan't cast judgement upon another man for that is un-Christian-like

[marble mantle]

supremacy

[devout gorge]

The Entire Earth Had Giant bugs. Now they all Live in Australia

[weary crag]

dude it was the 30's everyone was racist asf

that was like common

[weary skiff]

friendly fire will not be tolerated

[ebon rampart]

Yes I do

[marble mantle]

nah

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[ebon rampart]

You are the stupid crying anime girl getting flicked in the face

[marble mantle]

nah

[ebon rampart]

Yah

[marble mantle]

uno reverse

bitch

[ebon rampart]

Dead meme

[marble mantle]

buddy I'm a dead meme

can't use that against me

[ebon rampart]

Yes, crawl back to the dustbin of history

And STAY

[neon snow]

well he was a recluse and lived in depression all his life

and yeah he was recognized as one of the masters only in 2005

this is a real horror

[brazen cloak]

Lovecraft apparently had a black friend, who only found out about his racism years after his death

[paper lake]

Thought this was a different kind of anime and expected a super charged explosion destroying everything in a mile radius

[brazen cloak]

and was mortified

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-red-role-red-name-gif-18434130236943598470

[worthy raven]

sl should have movement like this

[weary skiff]

did he just never go over to his house and listen to him call his cat over

[worthy raven]

ignore the 20 fps and the very low graphics btw

[weary crag]

this is something alot of people don't get but you can be omega racist and still consider people from diffrent backgrounds "friends"

[neon snow]

so true

[marble mantle]

are you playing predator

[worthy raven]

chapter 1 ran better

[worthy raven]

scp fragmented minds

[brazen cloak]

i've not yet played chapter 2

[marble mantle]

never heard of it

is it bad

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-dolby-music-80-s-she-blinded-me-with-science-singer-gif-12675670392068486753

[marble mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656291785957703703/1187188872686350446/watermark.gif

[worthy raven]

I have an rtx 3050 a

haha

[weary skiff]

am i larping as a woman

[worthy raven]

I should just kms at this point

[marble mantle]

I just stole it

[weary skiff]

is this larp

[marble mantle]

yeah

[worthy raven]

it's worthless so idc

[marble mantle]

I'm larping as a human rn

[worthy raven]

a means it's the 4 gb laptop version btw

[brazen cloak]

anyways time to get back to writing a backstory for my DnD character

I just got into DnD and it's pretty fun

[red quartz]

I'm tired of the word larping

Can we bring back poser

[fervent forge]

We're never seeing x3j50 again

[weary skiff]

i haven’t showered since last year 🤣🤣🤣

[ebon rampart]

Larping as an intelligent lifeform more like on the daily

[brazen cloak]

Yeah the character is dressed like a plague doctor so what

[ebon rampart]

It's been misused

[marble mantle]

I have two brain cells

and they are fighting for fourth place

[ebon rampart]

Larper is used where poser should be used

[marble mantle]

I couldn't larp as an intelligent lifeform if my life depended upon it

[weary skiff]

i wish i just didn’t have a brain or any internal organs at all

[ebon rampart]

SCP-939 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

[marble mantle]

!999

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[hollow arrow]

This guy's larping

[digital hatch]

.......what?

[paper lake]

She wishes to be machine

[ebon rampart]

It's SCP-939 guys

[paper lake]

To shed the weakness of her flesh

And embrace the metal

[fervent forge]

Honestly, fair enough response

[weary skiff]

i wish i could just not be conscious ever

[fervent forge]

Embrace the Steel

[worthy raven]

NOOOO

[brazen cloak]

lowkey I would imagine having your bones removed would be very relaxing

[ebon rampart]

[weary skiff]

i’m already halfway there anyway

[paper lake]

Join the brotherhood

[digital hatch]

Oh well i got the perfect treatment plan for such a wish

Join the combine and theyll turn you into a mindless soldier

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-soldier-gif-13486386

[weary crag]

wrong

this part is very wrong actually

the combine are not "mindless"

[brazen cloak]

It's like that Spider-Man comic where he walks into Mr. Fantastic's lab and all you see is this body-horror pile of guts and viscera that is Mr. Fantastic, and he transforms back into a regular human and goes "Oh yeah, I do that to relax."

[weary crag]

most combine soldiers who undergo enhancements still retain humanity and can feel things like anger and motivation

[weary skiff]

do you think instead of getting up to go to the bathroom he just stretches his dick to the toilet

[weary crag]

why would dr breen try to motivate the combine forces in nova prospekt??

[digital hatch]

Maybe the overwatch commandos in hla

[harsh tiger]

They dont have their own personalities

[weary crag]

it removes certain things like fear

[digital hatch]

To look good infront of the advisors?

[harsh tiger]

They are almost not human

[weary crag]

that doesn't make them "mindless"

[harsh tiger]

They're not mindless but they're closer to robots than humans

You would not be able to have a conversation with them

[weary skiff]

goals

[digital hatch]

Cant mourn martha if you dont remember martha am i right?

[brazen cloak]

The Combine Grunts in HL:A are an exception because they're still early on in the transhumanisation process

[harsh tiger]

Yeah

[fervent forge]

Martha was an average dog

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-damaged-batman-rage-gif-18236802

[weary crag]

honestly I loved those alot

[harsh tiger]

Grunts are augmented but not nearly as much

[weary crag]

I loved how much personality these guys had

[harsh tiger]

Cops are just dudes in masks

[weary skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193087671023706142/1495790043678113882/holytung.gif

[digital hatch]

Nah the combine in hla were still human and had minds of their own because the cumbine aint yet mastered the process of scrubbing all that inconvenient free will

[brazen cloak]

Combine Ordinals, which I presume became the basis to HL2's combine soldiers and elites, are pretty much mindwiped to a point that their human brain is just a CPU to a computer

[harsh tiger]

They're still augmented

[digital hatch]

Wheras by the time freeman pulls up theyve mastered the art of chopping off balls and scrubbing brains

[harsh tiger]

But they retain their pre-transhumanization personalities

[digital hatch]

Oh sure

[digital hatch]

Exactly

[weary skiff]

goals

[harsh tiger]

Even ordinals still have somewhat of a personality

[hollow arrow]

Overwatch says stop kicking it

[harsh tiger]

They laugh

[fervent forge]

A distinct detail I remember with metrocops is during the trainstation defence of EP1 where a bunch of them do a last ditch effort to run into the train station before getting absolutely mowed down by Freeman

[harsh tiger]

And do edgy one liners

"It's done."
"Spikes ineffective. Target is unskilled."

[digital hatch]

"We're not dumping it in a pit because its safe"

[harsh tiger]

That's a Grunt line not ordinal

[digital hatch]

Right but i mean it shows the brain scrubbing aint work for shit yet

[brazen cloak]

dark and gritty like the HL2 beta

[harsh tiger]

Ordinals and other units also try to trick you into surrendering but they're pretty bad at it

[digital hatch]

Or maybe it was intentional at the time?

[fervent forge]

The Combine prefer transitioning things over a long period of time

[weary skiff]

i lowkey don’t deserve free will

[fervent forge]

The passage of time is irrelevant to them, they have all the time they need

Less resource intensive

[weary crag]

honestly I really love bad cop from entropy zero 2

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-no-way-half-life2-gordon-gif-22072856

[weary crag]

I know it is not canon and is just fan content

but I love how much personality bad cop has

[harsh tiger]

My headcanon is by the time of hl2 the combine moved away from specialized units like in alyx and just mass manufactured generalized soldiers which is why they're like that

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/entropy-zero-entropy-zero-2-ez2-half-life-half-life-2-gif-12888399645882980553

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/jj-griddy-gif-26583964

[weary crag]

those specialized unit proved to be ineffective

[weary skiff]

dark and griddy

[digital hatch]

Ez2 is cannon and aint nun gon change that vro

[weary crag]

espically stuff like the machine gun guy

[weary crag]

AMEN

AMEN

[brazen cloak]

I love the Combine Supressor

[red quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-gif-22950828

[digital hatch]

"Animal is in the pit cuh"

[amber bone]

What if he was racist as fuck because he was impoverished

[weary skiff]

i’ve wronged so many people in my life and i wish that all of them could gather together and just fucking murder me

like if you agree

[harsh tiger]

APF

[fervent forge]

The Charger definitely scared the fuck out of me the first time I played HL:A

[marble mantle]

are you in your depression arc

[fervent forge]

I remember retreating around a corner away from gunfire, then watching this hulk of bulletproof metal turn the corner and flash me

[digital hatch]

He clanks like a clanker thats the spookiest part

[weary skiff]

i’ve been in my depression arc for like 3 years

[marble mantle]

be happy

[weary skiff]

because i have depression

and it sucks

[fervent forge]

I should bring out my headset again

[weary crag]

I'd really want to play HLA

but I don't got VR sadly

and I really want to play it on VR

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-laptop-drake-gif-21716481

[marble mantle]

はい

[amber bone]

I don't like bad cop's lines and I wish there was an option to make him shut the fuck up

[digital hatch]

To all my fellow hl2 players i offer thee this gift of a workshop gem
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3367903765

[bright mantle]

when you are lowkey genuinely thirsty so you drink water

[marble mantle]

ip grabber

[digital hatch]

No

[fervent forge]

HL:A really was a hell of a way to get into VR because the game just clicks right with your brain

[marble mantle]

imagine drinking water in the big 26

[fervent forge]

It's very natural input

[ebon rampart]

Cool fact: Combine Ordinals were voiced by a woman

[paper lake]

Im too poor for VR

[ebon rampart]

lore implications

[amber bone]

same

[digital hatch]

This mod makes all the combine soldiers look 10 times better

[weary crag]

valve are just good like that

[ebon rampart]

this is coal beta soldiers look like shit

[fervent forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCuHivpfro4

[paper lake]

Steam Frame is probably going to be like $500-800

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

[weary skiff]

i think about that conquest line where he says “some days i feel like i could cry but i dont, because what would be the point” a lot

[digital hatch]

Kill this guy

[ebon rampart]

I'm right

[paper lake]

You’re not

[ebon rampart]

The elites look fuck-ugly too, the cyclops look in retail is far cooler

[weary crag]

bro

[digital hatch]

Nahhhhhh

[weary crag]

don't diss da elites

[weary skiff]

@amber bone @digital hatch you’re gonna die alone

[digital hatch]

Aint no way bro

[hollow arrow]

Hes right

[digital hatch]

Slandering my cow looking elites

Smh

[ebon rampart]

Thank you

[digital hatch]

I know

[ebon rampart]

The only thing the "beta" (a nebulous term because there were many iterations of it) had going for it was more synth designs which were very cool

Like the Crab Synth

[amber bone]

All the other slcord users are scared of me... none talks to me. No one wants to be my friend they think I am unstable...

[paper lake]

Conquest was a psychopathic mass murderer who pushed everyone away to focus on his namesake. He didn’t have any friends he could turn to

[ebon rampart]

The gunship and dropship are my favourite designs in Half Life period

[brazen cloak]

lowkey the Combine Synth with the flamethrower was kinda grimderp silly but the design itself was cool

[ebon rampart]

enemy design that is

[weary skiff]

i didn’t say i related to conquest as a character i said i think about the line a lot

[paper lake]

There’s an easy enough fix to that problem though.
Friends

[ebon rampart]

The Cremator is an alright design

[digital hatch]

They planned to add the cremator to alyx too but it got scrapped again

[ebon rampart]

Yeah cuz the enemy concept sucks

Alien Assassin is cool

[digital hatch]

Woulda least loved to see it in the background

[ebon rampart]

Yeah, it's more of a lore thing than a gameplay thing

[digital hatch]

Welp, only one thing left for you to do

[hollow arrow]

Edgy

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/not-my-gif-just-resized-gif-12245588907745700310

Join the army cuh

[ebon rampart]

Although I could see the Cremator as an enemy in Half-Life Alyx since the gameplay is much slower than in any other Half-Life game

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-bags-floating-stuck-now-what-gif-5473087

[brazen cloak]

Yo my own grandfather who was a doctor said that I'd be dead by 8 years old but look at me now

[paper lake]

Are you fish reacting yourself?

[digital hatch]

Yes

So?

[amber bone]

lock in

[digital hatch]

Ironically the same reason the regular soldiers didnt appear in hla

Game is too slow for them

[weary skiff]

i’m not being edgy i just legit do not want to live

[digital hatch]

Fucking hell goodman blocked me AGAIN

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-blocked-users-discord-gif-gif-17964926

[brazen cloak]

I usually look to God whenever my life reaches a dark and low point

[amber bone]

'stead of blowing your brains out or concerning everyone else with your problems go actually do shit in the world

[digital hatch]

[bright mantle]

instead of shooting your head off you could play some games

[digital hatch]

Like joining le army

[amber bone]

I usually go outside and take a walk in the woods when I'm feeling real bad

[ebon rampart]

We did get the Overwatch Commandoes which are all very cool

[digital hatch]

I mean think about it like this if you join the army and go to war the enemy will off you themselves

[digital hatch]

Hell yeah

[ebon rampart]

Although a difficulty that makes their AI more intelligent and aggressive would be cool

[mossy patrol]

lol

lmao even

[hollow arrow]

Can we get on topic now

[weary skiff]

i’ll serve crack before i serve this country

[digital hatch]

You dont wanna serve big netanyahu and king donny?

Off to the dungeon with this one

[bright mantle]

wdym you dont wanna be droned

[digital hatch]

For refusing to participate in a war of aggression

[weary crag]

tel aviv is disappointed

[digital hatch]

Smh

[weary skiff]

joining the army and the moment they give me a gun in the firing range i just turn it around and blow my scalp off

[amber bone]

I'd serve big yahu if he gave me 30 grand

[digital hatch]

.......

Thats some full metal jacket shit

[brazen cloak]

SL lore should adopt more of these elements first introduced by HLA what do we think

NTF = Combine

I like the sound of that

[weary skiff]

that’d be mad funny actually maybe i should enlist

[weary crag]

you should grow up to be a politician son

[weary crag]

bro sl is already half life

[digital hatch]

Woah, easy there private pyle

[amber bone]

I plan on getting rich and joining the occult

[brazen cloak]

SCP: Secret Laboratory should be more like HL

that is the game design philosophy

[digital hatch]

Just dont shoot anyone else will ya?

[bright mantle]

so chaos are the good guys?

[weary crag]

dclass = gordon freemans
scientist = science team
guards = barneys
CI = HECU
MTF = Combine

[weary crag]

CI are hecu bud

[brazen cloak]

Every update of SL will bring it closer to HL

[bright mantle]

shit forgot

[digital hatch]

Exactly

[bright mantle]

who are the rebels then

[weary crag]

lowkey kinda sad HECU only got used for half life 1 and it's dlc's

[digital hatch]

Theyre the good guys

[weary crag]

would love to see any of them

in hl2 or forwards

even if they are a ragtag group

[brazen cloak]

lowkey imagine a new experimental weapon like the Micro and 3-X

[weary crag]

or something

[brazen cloak]

but it's the gluon gun

[amber bone]

What could you really do with them

[digital hatch]

Wouldnt have really made sense either way

[weary crag]

it would make sense with them surviving in the wilderness

off of combine watch

[brazen cloak]

like the CI

[weary crag]

they are millitary men they'd survive the xen infested wildlife

[brazen cloak]

hiding from Foundation watch

[weary crag]

YES

x3j gets it

[digital hatch]

After all that time id be amazed if they still would be recognizable as hecu

[harsh tiger]

Pears 5 is kinda like half life

The containment officer

[dusty sonnet]

anything but having the good movement from those games I guess

[digital hatch]

News flash: bdu uniforms and other gear tend to degrade without proper maintenence over 20 years

[ebon rampart]

The Micro is just the gluon gun with a long charge-up time

[brazen cloak]

yo who's lit for PEARS 5 tonight

[weary crag]

honestly if pears 5 features go through I'd love a barney inspired model for him

like i'm being genuine

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-wait-dictator-gif-25516271

[charred island]

its gonna be fun

[weary skiff]

probably playing sl with other people who are broke which means no pears

[brazen cloak]

Last weekend of PEARS 5

[weary skiff]

need to play normal sl and feel like tearing all of my skin off

[dusty sonnet]

The micro is just a more advanced version of a flamethrower that constantly jams
https://tenor.com/view/burn-it-kill-it-with-fire-flamethrower-the-thing-macready-gif-8690625428905334024

[ebon rampart]

The Thing

My dog kinda looks like the dog thing

[dusty sonnet]

Add the Thing to SL

[weary skiff]

953

[supple urchin]

My mum kinda like

looks like a thing that is called mum

[amber bone]

If pears 5 isn't made permanent and advertised properly to the public I'm scattershotting my brains across my ceiling

[dusty sonnet]

no no the dog thing
https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-horror-meme-gif-9977086533135905301

[amber bone]

I have not played a single game of regular sl since pears 5 dropped

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490888516794847332/scp953-dance.gif

[ebon rampart]

Also happy birthday Morrowind

[weary crag]

I haven't played sl since 25th of march

👴

[amber bone]

Hell yeah

[weary crag]

lowkey I'll probably play SL when 15.0 public beta drops

I have no intention of playing the game anytime soon

[paper lake]

Haven’t played SL since 7 hours ago
Its been too long

(Technically I was testing a plugin so not really playing)

[ebon rampart]

Alien creature looks like an evil greyhound, what did it mean by this

[dusty sonnet]

I don't play SL anymore for some reason idk

[supple urchin]

havent played SL since yesterday, gotta keep farming those hours twins

[dusty sonnet]

I think it's latency issues and EU always being full

[paper lake]

An actual game of SL, I don’t think I played since the day after PEARS

Its too hard to go back

[supple urchin]

good thing I havent played pears so I don't have the feeling of missing out

[weary crag]

broke ass

[amber bone]

Please give me forever pears 5

[weary crag]

broke alert

[amber bone]

bottom feeder

[supple urchin]

say the funny

[amber bone]

eating the grease off my boots for sustenance

[weary crag]

I can't say that..

I'll get whiped from this place..

[ebon rampart]

Give squeakymac free PEARS he nearly died

[supple urchin]

build a new body, get reborn once again

[wary pond]

what did he do

[amber bone]

Would you rather live forever as just a head or live forever normally but you can't see or hear or feel

[deft cargo]

car looks fine to me

[amber bone]

no death option

[grim belfry]

as a head because I can build myself a robot body

[amber bone]

But you're just a head you can't even move

[dusty sonnet]

here I go
again on my own

going down the only road I've ever known

like a drifter I was born

to walk alone

[amber bone]

you gotta get moved around by a servant if you want to move

chances of a robot body being built are near zero

[dusty sonnet]

o shit this is a hard one

[grim belfry]

am I allowed to upload my conciousness to the internet

[dusty sonnet]

am I allowed to get one of those Fortnite mechs they have for short characters

but instead it's for my head

[marble mantle]

meow

[amber bone]

You need someone else to do it

[ebon rampart]

That's opting out of the scenario

[dusty sonnet]

hi.

[marble mantle]

hello

[grim belfry]

its not though

[amber bone]

this hypothetical scenario is from the year of now to forever btw

[ebon rampart]

Besides what would you even do on the internet

That sounds like hell

[grim belfry]

Im becoming a head but my conciousness is on the internet

[grim belfry]

write terrible scp fanfiction

[dusty sonnet]

upload myself to NORAD

[weary skiff]

i do nothing ever anyways so being incapable of doing anything wouldn’t change much

[dusty sonnet]

and play a silly game of DEFCON

[weary skiff]

aren’t i so funny guys

[amber bone]

so even if you have someone to build a robot body for you it still won't be technogically feasible for another couple decades

[ebon rampart]

How would your consciousness even manifest on the internet

[round adder]

@harsh tiger ak muzzle booster is rly useless maybe buff it abit
420 ms ttk on muzzle booster and 212 dps
352 ms ttk on long barrel and 225 dps
extra recoil and more ttk than long barrel

[grim belfry]

I mean does it matter for a few decades if you potentially have to live forever

[round adder]

against medium armor

[amber bone]

so you'll still be an immortal head just sitting there for decades

[amber bone]

Yeah time's a bitch for everyone

[weary skiff]

just put me in front of the tv

[paper lake]

I think extended barrel should have a lower TTK but muzzle booster should have a higher DPS

[grim belfry]

I mean id rather be helpless for a few decades than be senseless for eternity

[paper lake]

Why bother using an extended barrel when the muzzle booster kills faster

[round adder]

ttk on head will always be higher thats why ppl use long barrel

[round adder]

2shot head

[dusty sonnet]

doesn't the human mind practically collapse with too much sensory deprivation

[round adder]

instead of 3

[amber bone]

Still need someone with the right skills to build you a robot body and someone to also bring you around

[paper lake]

Yeah, but why would muzzle booster 3 shots be faster than two head shots

[dusty sonnet]

or is that just a thing in ULTRAKILL lore

[deft cargo]

Time for me to report more roblox users

[bright mantle]

wdym

[round adder]

cuz u dont always aim head? it shouldnt kill quicker on headshots

[ebon rampart]

"Time for me to punch air"

[round adder]

its bodyshots

[deft cargo]

Rotector

[ebon rampart]

When have reports ever worked unless you bot them

[grim belfry]

reporting people on roblox 🥀

[weary skiff]

u aren’t batman bro

[harsh tiger]

Its mostly an anti scp attachment

[deft cargo]

Well you will not believe it

[harsh tiger]

I'll double check the numbers though but extended barrel should be used for human combat

[amber bone]

Theoretically since you're a talking unkillable disembodied head you could get a family member to bring you around town until you get picked up by a government agency and poked with needles 'n shit for the rest of your life

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/frisk-dancing-undertale-dancing-frisk-dancing-gif-11904146987804634909

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-mimir-stare-glare-glance-gif-17230280431054700211

[round adder]

against scps you preserve ammo more on long barrel cuz you get more damage per bullet and against stuff like 173 its still gonna have better dps

[deft cargo]

But I can spam report and use bots and the eu reports

[amber bone]

real

[grim belfry]

become o5-12 irl

[weary skiff]

why can’t i do both an extended barrel and a muzzle booster what’s logically stopping me

[dusty sonnet]

Time for me to hop on the nuclear holocaust game for the second time today I guess

[round adder]

he gets it

[paper lake]

[weary skiff]

who gets it

[grim belfry]

you can but only on e-11

[dusty sonnet]

someBODY
once told me the world was gonna roll me

[deft cargo]

Scp-343

[round adder]

you

[dusty sonnet]

I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeed

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-25336944

[harsh tiger]

Sure if you value those you would use the extended barrel. But the dps bonus from the muzzle booster in cqc isn't something to scoff at. If it isn't enough then that's an issue

[deft cargo]

And what is the strongest gun in the game that can do almost 30 damage on ap

[weary skiff]

i guess bro

[deft cargo]

And 40 on jhp

[harsh tiger]

If extended barrel does more dps then thats a problem

[paper lake]

Never underestimate the JHP Drum Muzzle booster

You can actually see the SCPs freaking out when you use it on them

[grim belfry]

fuck 096 in particular build

[amber bone]

I never really thought the muzzle booster felt any different

[paper lake]

You can read their entire internal monologue

[amber bone]

the fat fuck is an icon to many

[paper lake]

There’s a lot of cursing

Imagine seeing your entire shield gone in the snap of a finger

[amber bone]

mild increase in fire rate but I'm still an extended barrel soldier

[paper lake]

That’s enough to discourage anyone from chasing you

[magic whale]

the smooth taste of

[deft cargo]

the fuck scp build

[harsh tiger]

Suppressor on the anti scp build

[round adder]

its bad btw

[magic whale]

you mean the larp build

[paper lake]

Eh…

[ebon rampart]

Under the mask of the NTF there's just some wires for eyes n shit

[round adder]

larp build

[grim belfry]

bro what is this

[round adder]

trly+

[amber bone]

I 🫀 the taste of iron

[magic whale]

holy larp larp larp

[weary skiff]

dude your fucking running accuracy

[ebon rampart]

JHP on the E-11

[deft cargo]

i dont even use it

[round adder]

hes gonna ads vs scps when they run at him...

[deft cargo]

its a joke build i made

[weary skiff]

how is this supposed to counter scps which you NEED to be running to kill effectively

[boreal kettle]

dude your build is trash add a telescopic sight

[grim belfry]

I dont understand why jhp exists on e 11

[amber bone]

this the typa bullshit I see when I kill an mtf and pick his gun up

[paper lake]

Short barrel and muzzle booster would work better

[grim belfry]

60 drum is better to run in 100% of cases

[round adder]

its good sometimes

[weary skiff]

an e-11 that like kind of has aura icl

[paper lake]

In case I want to kill unarmoured CD

[deft cargo]

this is what i use btw

[ebon rampart]

Muzzle booster long barrel 60 FMJ aim stock and telescopic sight what do we think

[deft cargo]

it only 2 taps

[round adder]

long barrel is lowk tech, but he needs to go light stock booster ye

[grim belfry]

tele sights are shit

iron or holo is much better

[ebon rampart]

Trust the process

[round adder]

doesnt see the vision

get 4k hours youll get ot

[boreal kettle]

^

[round adder]

not larping

[paper lake]

Literally can’t because the vision is too far to see without a telescope

[amber bone]

Genuinely every time I play this game I think of how much better life would be if I could swap to my last used build on the fly

[boreal kettle]

Have you thought about how much better life would be if you didin’t play SL?

[round adder]

its gonna deal less dps than muzzle booster jhp but i still think long barrel is just better overall

[amber bone]

Yeah, and it'd genuinely be worse

[weary skiff]

my life would’ve been so much better if i was born correctly

[grim belfry]

me when I spawn in but my build is anti 096 so i immediately die to spawncampers

[paper lake]

What were the stats for muzzle booster and extended barrel again?

[ebon rampart]

Out of the multiplayer games I can play on my laptop, I have a better time on SL than TF2 unless I'm playing with a friend

[paper lake]

DPS and damage per bullet

[weary skiff]

we asked this chimpanzee to attempt to play sl as a friendslop game and he hung himself

[grim belfry]

sl is ass with friends

[weary skiff]

yeah it’s legit worse

[amber bone]

You know, maybe if you didn't wallow in your own self pity every single day you'd have less regrets when it comes to people and life

[weary skiff]

unless you have enough for a private server it’s ass

[paper lake]

You can’t guarantee being on the same team as friends

SL is more of a general social game rather than a game you play with friends

[amber bone]

I feel bad for you the first 50 times but then it gets old when it's 60% of what you say

[ebon rampart]

What's all this, I said TF2 is more fun than SL if I have a friend to play with, otherwise SL is more fun

[grim belfry]

I wouldnt say its worse, I get to call my friend slurs every time we spawn together but actually interacting with your friend in game outside of that is very unlikely

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-15497591559059497759

[grim belfry]

I actually like fighting my friends, but you wouldnt even know you're fighting your friend until one of you dies

[ebon rampart]

It works best if one of you is the SCP

At least then encounters can be more consistent

[paper lake]

I love when Im an SCP and some guy makes it their life goal to kill me
But I keep killing them over and over again

Sometimes I intentionally target them over others

[weary skiff]

playing 939 is like this

[boreal kettle]

“OMG!’ THIS DUDE JUST MISSED THE WHOLE MAG ON ME!”

“oh it was you”

[ebon rampart]

Let me play against my friends in TF2

[paper lake]

And then you mimic their squeaky voice while killing them again

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[ebon rampart]

Actually just remove casual

[shell sphinx]

people don’t like effort or trying

[amber bone]

Not what I meant, friend

[fringe axle]

It’s all fun and games

[paper lake]

Why did this remind me of Caine’s villain song

[charred island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307624965985669130/1499390645465383041/bro.gif

[amber bone]

We're all friends who participate in games here

[amber bone]

The guy who made this is a goat

[wary pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1499713339486503013/Cooked_By_Hubert.gif

[amber bone]

that's actually true though what are you talking about goodman

[paper lake]

Fun and games

[boreal kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[paper lake]

Games is a word said in the Caine song

[hollow arrow]

@weary skiff Can you please not bring up self harm for the future

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[hollow arrow]

This isn't the place for it

[paper lake]

Honestly I thought fun and games was also from the song but Caine never says that phrase exactly

[weary skiff]

fun police

[trim quiver]

what the fuck is this

[amber bone]

mr beast scam SLified

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325148554695807119/1389163377602986024/scpcnexpidor-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[paper lake]

Half tempted to buy tickets myself

[digital hatch]

Geez go to bed my guy isnt it like 2am in spiderland

[paper lake]

I’m at work

Quiet night

[digital hatch]

[harsh tiger]

Did you guys know 096 only does this iconic pose right before actually enrages

Because when he's enraged he has his arms in a different position

[paper lake]

Meaning you should always look at its face to get the iconic pose

[red quartz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-club-standing-deathstare-24EC6iq4i8PRHxA6LG

049 in the back

[tepid tundra]

aurafarming as per usual

[marble mantle]

no dick

[harsh tiger]

049 is always watching

[marble mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[umbral carbon]

long barrel is pretty decent in my testing for slower play, but I'm an ADHD gremlin that's running all over the place. I can't be walking in this game! That's for LMGs, not rifles

[paper lake]

049 is there like a child and 096 is screaming at the cashier for giving her son the wrong toy or something

[magic whale]

larp larp larp everyone larp

[red quartz]

read any good books lately

[paper lake]

Honestly only reading Ive been doing is SCP articles

Haven’t open a good paperback book in longer than I like

[subtle basin]

“these violent delights: a novel” is pretty peak imo

[red quartz]

im halfway through house of leaves right now

[subtle basin]

oh peak

[red quartz]

phenomenal book

i have like 20 others on the side after too

[charred island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1497718264061628466/battle_301352.gif

[red quartz]

gonna knock out king of yellow since thats an scp classic

[umbral carbon]

been reading a historical novel called Back Channel

[red quartz]

king in yellow

[umbral carbon]

about halfway through and it's pretty accurate

[red quartz]

to what !

[umbral carbon]

kennedy is cheating on his wife

[red quartz]

oh my days

[umbral carbon]

so very authenic

[red quartz]

nobody cares about presidential scandals like they used to

its just common place now

[umbral carbon]

kennedy only got elected because he was hot

[red quartz]

if watergate happened today it would just be another tuesday

[umbral carbon]

the consensus between a lot of debate analysts was that nixon was so much better

kennedy was mumbling and crap

it's just that for the first televised debate, kennedy had just gotten back from vacation

so you have this smoking hottie and then tired nixon

[red quartz]

we used to be a real crunchy

[weary crag]

CIA:

[umbral carbon]

me when I'm a rice crispie

[subtle basin]

i’m telling you

his head just did that

[umbral carbon]

I mean, if I had to sit next to jacklyn kennedy, mine probably would too

[weary crag]

kind of insane that presidents don't really get assasinated anymore

like there's assasination attempts and stuff

but they survive them these days..

back in MY days.. 👴

[umbral carbon]

that's because security is much higher

[paper lake]

Security is increased

[umbral carbon]

if you actually look it up Iran is, like, constantly trying to assassinate US officials

[weary crag]

sounds more like the assasins need to step up their game

[paper lake]

Please do not endorse murder

[subtle basin]

or maybe not

[umbral carbon]

trump's entire strategy was/is essentially media ragebait

and they... keep falling for it

[digital hatch]

sometimes, when i play as a facility guard in sl i like to handcuff all the dclass i can find and then line them up and make them face a wall and make them beg for their lives while i start going down the line shooting them in the back of the head

[red quartz]

take the game away from this dude

[polar locust]

Me looking at 096's face outside of 914 and saying "Kill them, my son."

[paper lake]

Mate.. you good?

[amber bone]

the larp has hit insane levels

[umbral carbon]

sometimes I like to roleplay as a class-d and shoot all the guards on my way. out

oh yeah

[digital hatch]

Best part is when they start screaming "PLEASEEE I HAVE A FAMILY"

[umbral carbon]

modded tragedy

look at these damage numbers

[paper lake]

That’s just how I normally play CD

[red quartz]

cant wait until pears is back

[digital hatch]

I am completely and mentally stable

[umbral carbon]

7200 damage to SCPs... and nobody else attacked them at all the entire game

[red quartz]

and LCZ warfare can start again

[umbral carbon]

the com-15 is such a bad weapon now that it can't two-tap headshot

USP will be nice

[paper lake]

4 hours remain

[digital hatch]

4 hours until the lineup

[paper lake]

Tbf, its practically everywhere in light

[umbral carbon]

yeah

but I honestly think Com-18 spam would feel less jank

[paper lake]

Reminds me of CBM

Where guns spawn everywhere and half the population is halfed in 2 minutes

[umbral carbon]

some things about UERM's pacing are nice

[red quartz]

ive fixed my auth issues slightly so i should be able to play more

before i get mad at my auth issues

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[umbral carbon]

the zirc boys finna do something STUPID

[red quartz]

infiltraitor gameplay

[wispy walrus]

northwood staff fighting the t3 patreons for the first slots in pears servers

[red quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1275688415702286432/togif-26-1.gif

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1496320240932622336/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[red quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wispy walrus]

the last thing the 7 year hold hostage sees in the CI siege (he is going to get shot)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif?ex=69f5fa32&is=69f4a8b2&hm=4823929666bf23ce820d9526b6c7e99221469f5780c41cc1d2da4b2ae1774f91&=&width=767&height=575

this is the best grongo art

[umbral carbon]

I hope we do something really STUPID but we might just do lowercase s stupid

[red quartz]

im partial to the 953 cliff

[wispy walrus]

someone make an infiltrator version of this

an INFILTRATOR is talking

listen and learn

[glass pilot]

I’m the containment officer!

I’m here to recontain all the escaped SCPs!

[lone crane]

this facility needs a hero

[umbral carbon]

why is he called the containment officer if he has no office

NW please fix?

[wispy walrus]

gets neck snappe

[wispy walrus]

127 rom

room

[umbral carbon]

that's a containment chamber

not an office

[wispy walrus]

yeah

maybe he works there