He dried off his teeth and tongue first
#scp-discussion
plain geode
marble mantle
saliva is nearly completely water
marble mantle
He dried off his teeth and tongue first
i might buy this
plain geode
He dried off his teeth and tongue first
And he spits it out almost immediately
You could just watch the video
wispy walrus
wait
have we made like a
119th element of periodic table scp yet
no way soeone hasnt don that right
fierce lynx
i asked what color carbon dioxide would be if it had a color
marble mantle
ok so he deadass decided "today I'm going to flirth with death and put this really fucking explosive material in my mouth for the funny"
chrome summit
Most of the elements near the end can't stay in existence for long
fierce lynx
everyone answered grey but why?
scenic pollen
fierce lynx
why is carbon dioxide always gray?
chrome summit
Why is Chaos always green
thin moss
why is carbon dioxide always gray?
cause it is
wispy walrus
ok so he deadass decided "today I'm going to flirth with death and put this real...
"flirt with daeth"
put in his mouth
marble mantle
why is the sky red
paper lake
Most of the elements near the end can't stay in existence for long
Half life of like a quarter of a millisecond
wispy walrus
Why is Chaos always green
why do birds suddenly appear
plain geode
ok so he deadass decided "today I'm going to flirth with death and put this real...
Codyslab refined uranium in his garage and made his own homemade dynamite. He flushed a toilet with mercury
fierce lynx
Why is Chaos always green
because scp sl
thin moss
literally
marble mantle
Codyslab refined uranium in his garage and made his own homemade dynamite. He fl...
ok so he's a psychopath
plain geode
He's not flirting with death hes married to it
fierce lynx
scp sl is why chaos are exclusively green
paper lake
He’s a visionary
paper lake
But why is the Foundation blue?
fierce lynx
But why is the Foundation blue?
scp sl again
plain geode
ok so he's a psychopath
Nah he just knows chemistry well enough to do this stuff and not die
thin moss
But why is the Foundation blue?
because SL
fierce lynx
scp sl is why mtf are blue
wispy walrus
He’s a visionary
was it a terrible day when he tried to save the world
chrome summit
Well
paper lake
Yes
marble mantle
Nah he just knows chemistry well enough to do this stuff and not die
nile red but dangerous
chrome summit
Not SCP SL really
harsh tiger
But why is the Foundation blue?
Goc
deft cargo
Why is Chaos always green
camouflage its supposed to be camo
chrome summit
Gmod Breach was here first
marble mantle
one mistake and dude's getting demon cored
wispy walrus
I love the fucking demon core
thin moss
camouflage its supposed to be camo
in a concrete facility
harsh tiger
Foundation are blue because of vibes
wispy walrus
I fucking love the demon core
umbral carbon
engaging gameplay
umbral carbon
Foundation are blue because of vibes
they're blu
marble mantle
stop swearing
deft cargo
in a concrete facility
the hike there
umbral carbon
because they build containment
wispy walrus
it's making me uncomfy
oh
deft cargo
and other things
plain geode
You want actual crazy look up styropyro, he recreated conditions present in nuclear fusion reactors with car batteries and two copper plates, by accident
wispy walrus
im sowwy
gilded token
camouflage its supposed to be camo
We're in the mountains of Greenland, why the hell would they be wearing all green
wispy walrus
im sorry midori
harsh tiger
We're in the mountains of Greenland, why the hell would they be wearing all gree...
Aura
And team recognition
deft cargo
We're in the mountains of Greenland, why the hell would they be wearing all gree...
green is op
plain geode
You want actual crazy look up styropyro, he recreated conditions present in nucl...
He also created several lasers so powerful they can light human skin on fire
wispy walrus
We're in the mountains of Greenland, why the hell would they be wearing all gree...
because it's green
umbral carbon
We're in the mountains of Greenland, why the hell would they be wearing all gree...
their entire thing is aura over actually good resource application
gilded token
I mean yeah I know but that guy was saying camo is why they're green
umbral carbon
someone misread this as asmongold
wispy walrus
https://tenor.com/view/mandela-catalogue-gif-25458679
this is why I'm atheist
umbral carbon
how.
wispy walrus
jk
paper lake
CI are basically a cult
chrome summit
These are the same group of people that made the SL AK with a different chamber than their Logicers so they had to retrofit the Logicer
fierce lynx
do you hate everyone
umbral carbon
oh shut up taylor
marble mantle
do you hate everyone
yeah
harsh tiger
Bro hates everyone
fierce lynx
relatable!!!!
chrome summit
And bring a damn Revolver
fierce lynx
🤣
gilded token
CI are basically a cult
This part of them is a part I completely dislike. I hate that they're essentially just another cult goi
deft cargo
And bring a damn Revolver
dont hate on the revolver
chrome summit
someone misread this as asmongold
chrome summit
dont hate on the revolver
Revolver has aura
harsh tiger
This part of them is a part I completely dislike. I hate that they're essentiall...
They're the og tho
chrome summit
But still a dumb gun to bring in a modern scenario
paper lake
Who uses a revolver in a modern combat situation
wispy walrus
Who uses a revolver in a modern combat situation
ura
aura
that's who
sigma
sigma shit
gilded token
I don't care if they're the og it's such a boring take
marble mantle
Who uses a revolver in a modern combat situation
слава revolver
wispy walrus
indeed
umbral carbon
engaging gameplay
This same 106 lost the game because warhead went off btw
gilded token
I hate The Engine
harsh tiger
Who uses a revolver in a modern combat situation
The chaos insurgency
deft cargo
But still a dumb gun to bring in a modern scenario
and the dumb guns are just stronger
fierce lynx
would you rather be smart or stupid
wispy walrus
Who uses a revolver in a modern combat situation
current police forces still use them afaik because they like how reliable they are
deft cargo
would you rather be smart or stupid
is there a downside
paper lake
Don’t think so
marble mantle
would you rather be smart or stupid
stupidity is bliss and I'm a masochist so I'd rather be smart
wispy walrus
current police forces still use them afaik because they like how reliable they a...
I feel like that stance is starting to slip considering things
storm tartan
Will we none patron test the pear beta
amber bone
would you rather be smart or stupid
Stupid
storm tartan
I kinda wanna try it
wispy walrus
but I think in a certain point of law enforcement, doing either an autoloader or revolver could be up to preference
storm tartan
As light got bigger and the new role ci spy
amber bone
Will we none patron test the pear beta
No
wispy walrus
not in every case but it definitely exists
paper lake
USA Police had that entire militarisation thing that had them take some leftover ordinance from the army
amber bone
Tier 3 patreon only
paper lake
Specifically they replaced their outdated revolvers and small arms with more effective weapons
amber bone
Depends on the reception
hidden wave
So it wont even get in base game update?
Parts of it after 15.0
chrome summit
paper lake
This was especially after a bank robbery where the police’s weapons were largely ineffective against the assistants’ armour
storm tartan
Parts of it after 15.0
I heard they gonna add the puls guns from old scp sl games
chrome summit
oh wow I wonder how many coins there are
Enough
hidden wave
I heard they gonna add the puls guns from old scp sl games
You heard wrong
past field
They're the og tho
Do humanoid scp have a higher chance to be playable scps then non humanoid?
umbral carbon
HE'S VALVE
hidden wave
probably
amber bone
hey terran how many coins are there?
tres
paper lake
storm tartan
You heard wrong
What the new guns then
chrome summit
Please case
hidden wave
What the new guns then
A laser gun and a green gun
chrome summit
I just want to edit the Subnautica Wiki
hidden wave
That use old gun sounds as placeholders
umbral carbon
no you already fixed that
amber bone
https://youtu.be/kVlbMBqoa3A
when did they unlock gold camo
chrome summit
I have a release date to prepare for
marble mantle
https://youtu.be/kVlbMBqoa3A
2025 officer's aura has aura
wispy walrus
https://youtu.be/kVlbMBqoa3A
shout out to shooters bro
paper lake
Also wow, that’s a blatant copy
storm tartan
A laser gun and a green gun
When u think 15.0 be out
hidden wave
When u think 15.0 be out
Idk man I’m not prophetic
storm tartan
Idk man I’m not prophetic
I hope not next year
umbral carbon
if anything, you should be proud of the fact that I only have a few things to tease you for
hidden wave
Why am I calling it 15.0
chrome summit
Cool
hidden wave
This is megapatch 3
wispy walrus
Also wow, that’s a blatant copy
they just change the 1997 to... that
paper lake
shout out to shooters bro
These days, its commonly argued that police are too heavily militarised and are too willing to use their shiny new toys
chrome summit
Now send all future wiki complaints for the next two weeks to my team members so I can focus on Subnautica
wispy walrus
These days, its commonly argued that police are too heavily militarised and are ...
we became them
paper lake
Exactly
past field
Do humanoid scps have a better chance to become playable scps?
umbral carbon
Now send all future wiki complaints for the next two weeks to my team members so...
I'll hold them, hoang is scary
paper lake
Militaries exist to protect us from them
Police exist to protect us from each other, but when the police start acting like their own militia…
chrome summit
I'll hold them, hoang is scary
paper lake
Do humanoid scps have a better chance to become playable scps?
Yeah largely. They’re just easier to implement
umbral carbon
you taking about american police or your dingy aussie police
paper lake
American
amber bone
all the cops i've seen just have shitty little handguns
wispy walrus
who types like thsi
this looks like a dude who doesn't do internet stuff
and just put that like a business thing
umbral carbon
<:1Stare_Chara:1375694204692467722>
joking, I just don't know them
paper lake
Yeah largely. They’re just easier to implement
Though anything that fits through doors and doesn’t clip through walls probably would work fine
chrome summit
There's Onion
amber bone
all the cops i've seen just have shitty little handguns
how many stars do I need to get to see the rifles
umbral carbon
onion would castrate me if I sent him any more stuff
chrome summit
Ah
paper lake
how many stars do I need to get to see the rifles
Get SWAT’ed
wispy walrus
how many stars do I need to get to see the rifles
get issued a wrong court date
or start a cult in texas
or.. rob a bank
you know
or just kill your governer
or a policeman
amber bone
I could probably just move to LA and instantly see the rifles
wispy walrus
or a federal agent
chrome summit
Why can't you guys just talk about SCP
wispy walrus
I could probably just move to LA and instantly see the rifles
yeah, not from the police...
amber bone
or a federal agent
gilded token
Why can't you guys just talk about SCP
Because this chat is just a better general
umbral carbon
joking, I just don't know them
our working relationship is built on random DMs at 4 AM
which one party is guilty of instigating
wispy walrus
Because this chat is just a better general
yeah
this and #general-chat have different frequents
I like this place more
mostly because noemi rarely appears here
jk
gilded token
Yeah this place has it's own regulars, like I don't really leave this chat and talk anywhere else
amber bone
Every channel in this place is it's own server
wispy walrus
@paper lake how do you even cheat in a game like sl or tarkov
like when people just randomly fly around and shit
hidden wave
Do people actually use like #meme-zone
paper lake
Why would i tell you that?
amber bone
not real people
paper lake
Idk
wispy walrus
like considering for example
in a video game, you can only jump a given height or move to a certain extent
how do cheats in, lets say a multiplayer game
amber bone
meme zone is like an early neural network developing to become the unfunniest shit you've ever seen
wispy walrus
allow you to do stuff like shoot through walls
umbral carbon
there are no regulars on zircon
wispy walrus
if you literally could'nt in a normal game
amber bone
some of the ways people fuck with games is genuinely insane
wispy walrus
meme zone is like an early neural network developing to become the unfunniest sh...
aw man cus I laugh at the stuff they post sometimes :(
umbral carbon
it keeps getting DDoSed so regs never get on
wispy walrus
it keeps getting DDoSed so regs never get on
yeah
whenever I join nowawdays
decent chance theres a dcos
paper lake
The game client, the instance actually running on your PC has to be given information and runs a whole bunch of functions.
Cheats tend to hijack those functions, methods and illegitimately find ways to show information that given to the client but not supposed to be shown to the player yet
I’m not really an expert on this so I’m not sure how it works
umbral carbon
randoms are just so bad though
wispy walrus
oh shit
hidden wave
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650264826937081866/1498887567553200179/Zi...
I don’t get it where’s the bad grammar
sick sapphire
it keeps getting DDoSed so regs never get on
L4D2 versus experience in SCP SL
wispy walrus
now I feeel stupid when I asked my apcs teacher what the point of data encaptulation was
;-;
umbral carbon
Data... encapsule? Like a fortune cookie? /j
umbral carbon
I don’t get it where’s the bad grammar
"Ddos"
wispy walrus
I don’t get it where’s the bad grammar
"Who is the smartest and wisest person?"
Read the first word again.
Then, read the message backwards.
sick sapphire
Person wisest and smartest the is who
wispy walrus
what
amber bone
person who is wise is the smartest who wise
sick sapphire
Just unclog it
amber bone
we should invent small mini plungers for your nose
wispy walrus
person who is wise is the smartest who wise
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sick sapphire
we should invent small mini plungers for your nose
We have such a thing
foggy summit
Unclogging machine is over its warranty
wispy walrus
we should invent small mini plungers for your nose
those exist
not as literal plungers
sick sapphire
However its more like a leaf blower
amber bone
uj090ion djhsuifrrrgij stttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...
Yesh that's what i would've done
sick sapphire
Or a spray
wispy walrus
dude
amber bone
However its more like a leaf blower
those things fucking suck
amber bone
I mean like actual mini plungers
wispy walrus
and sucked on the other end
I have no clue why I thought that was gonna do anything
foggy summit
Disgusting
wispy walrus
an iq too high
foggy summit
How do you drink shit
sick sapphire
I mean like actual mini plungers
You'd have to make specific sized plungers considering everyone's nose is different
umbral carbon
disruptor is so silly
wispy walrus
disruptor is so silly
why are you speaking like a victorian queen
umbral carbon
good at killing humans
sick sapphire
good at killing humans
Its basically a musket
amber bone
You'd have to make specific sized plungers considering everyone's nose is differ...
Just like how pencils and pens come in different sizes n shit
umbral carbon
because I'm a pretty princess :D
wispy walrus
because I'm a pretty princess :D
:3
paper lake
Slay the princess
amber bone
you'll pick the small plunger that fits you the most
sick sapphire
Slay the dragon
umbral carbon
Already played that game
umbral carbon
it's me happily ever after
wispy walrus
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
amber bone
have testing stations at pharmacies and shit
wispy walrus
have testing stations at pharmacies and shit
lmao
umbral carbon
Its basically a musket
you're... not wrong lmao
wispy walrus
"hey we will give you 5 dollars if you stick a plunger up your nose"
foggy summit
Rescue the dragon
amber bone
all different rigorously cleaned mini nose plungers
languid turret
I love this scp
foggy summit
I love this scp
Not a plunger
languid turret
Using people as meat shield is goated
also com-45 with scp 1853 is best side arm in scp sl you pull that shit so fast its 1 frame
amber bone
Why dont we have an emoji for it
cause this server sucks and I hate it
weary magnet
I love this scp
It kinda looks like a cane
sick sapphire
cause this server sucks and I hate it
foggy summit
It kinda looks like a cane
No it look like pommi
weary magnet
No it look like pommi
sick sapphire
I love this scp
This looks like something the Penguin would use
Just have a little penguin head at the end of it
sick sapphire
No it look like pommi
WHERE IS POMNI-MAN?!
languid turret
It kinda looks like a cane
umbral carbon
https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407075419586560/1499568987...
gale resigned in shame
harsh tiger
Do humanoid scp have a higher chance to be playable scps then non humanoid?
Uh not inherently but most humanoid scps fit in the facility and through doors so by virtue of that I guess they do
sick sapphire
yeenclave I have a question
I might have an answer
umbral carbon
fallout new vegas?
sick sapphire
Uh not inherently but most humanoid scps fit in the facility and through doors s...
SCP-250 at the bottom of a death pit
marble mantle
hop off fallout new vegas and hop on fallout 1
marble mantle
NAH
sick sapphire
marble mantle
fallout 1 and 2 supremacy
sick sapphire
I agree that the storytelling and lore of the first 2 games are peak
marble mantle
I played this game for like 30 minutes and it confused me so much I just gave up lmfao
sick sapphire
However the gameplay and rng aspect of fighting is abysmal
marble mantle
there's so many buttons
wispy walrus
huttons
marble mantle
I just barricaded myself in someone's house, murdered the people inside because they were trying to eat me, and then almost got eaten by their family member that was conveniently in a closet I had to unlock
it ate me
and I never played again
sick sapphire
Zomboid is challenging but honestly fun when you get the hang of it
However the realism is a little too much
marble mantle
10/10 stars, will probably never play again unless I suddenly decide that I need to become more masochistic than I already am
sick sapphire
If SL were to take in account infections and bleeding out from every injury you get in game it would make me wanna krill myself
sick sapphire
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mCnMxCggANU80gALB?invite=cr-M...
Bro said the FAH sound effect
marble mantle
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mCnMxCggANU80gALB?invite=cr-M...
valid crashout
sick sapphire
Also you got the infamous lunge glitch!
marble mantle
infamous?
sick sapphire
Basically your swipes wont register until you lunge or fall off a height to reset yourself
sick sapphire
Its infamous because its not fun for the 939 player and serves 0 purpose other than to annoy you
NW hasnt fixed it cause its not easy to replicate 
atomic apex
that made me so angry
atomic apex
my thraot still hurts
marble mantle
delete sl and all your problems will be solved
sick sapphire
Play like this from now on
atomic apex
im in far too deep to give up now
foggy summit
my throat hurts
sick sapphire
Why bother using a move that could miss or be tanked with adrenaline and take 500 damage when you could just use the attack that doesnt drain stamina and has AOE
marble mantle
I agree
I legitimately almost never use lunge because it's kind of useless over just claw attacking since you're vulnerable to gunfire from their duo
atomic apex
well i was on chaos theory and I was playing a class where when get a lunge kill it makes me invisible
I thought that was my get out of jail free card
sick sapphire
You already have amnestic cloud to make you invisible
atomic apex
I dont get that as this class
marble mantle
I agree
atomic apex
they stripped me of it
marble mantle
odd choice of words but I agree
sick sapphire
Maybe he had some plugin that made him immune to attacks then
Modded servers do dumb stuff like that
marble mantle
I think he just had a really good gaming chair
atomic apex
no not on this server
sick sapphire
Welcome back 939 post mimicry nerfed claw hit detection
umbral carbon
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mCnMxCggANU80gALB?invite=cr-M...
what is that class
atomic apex
hollup
sick sapphire
The Hunter from L4D2
atomic apex
what is that class
short, silent, half stamina, invis on pounce kill, speed boost while not sprinting, no amnestic cloud
umbral carbon
what in the goddamn?
wispy walrus
holy shit
if you were born 2000
you're 26
like ik that's obvious but it's crazy to think
dense nova
can’t wait for pears this weekend
dense nova
pears lowk a great distraction from the crap world we live in
wispy walrus
Born 2001, am 24 about to be 25
that's different
you give off twink energy
jk
how were the dinosaurs @sick sapphire @umbral carbon
mild agate
pears lowk a great distraction from the crap world we live in
pears is a great way to take my mind off of the divorce.
languid turret
I only care about pears cus of new models and new weapons
We needed new weapons for very long ass time
and now we getting it
languid turret
Also new models for more insane plugins
sick sapphire
you give off twink energy
umbral carbon
we may not get PEARS content for years
languid turret
we may not get PEARS content for years
umbral carbon
<:SkullRaisedEyebrow:1131767931873808435>
he called me a femboy as well, he's just projecting
languid turret
Dear northwood
sick sapphire
how were the dinosaurs <@486541996991840267> <@753454967133831268>
Fantastic, I nearly died to one
halcyon frigate
we may not get PEARS content for years
only APPLES
languid turret
we may not get PEARS content for years
I mean it cant take that LONG
umbral carbon
can these stupid fucks stop taking bullets for guns they don't have
sick sapphire
can these stupid fucks stop taking bullets for guns they don't have
Greed
languid turret
can these stupid fucks stop taking bullets for guns they don't have
scp sl loves lotting shit
I love to loot scps but not some useless ammo
umbral carbon
feeling like f ucking arch dornan
umbral carbon
MOOOOROON
wet swallow
meager sparrow
wispy walrus
see
jagged radish
can these stupid fucks stop taking bullets for guns they don't have
The loot goblin mindset is the strongest in the SL community
sick sapphire
In before NW adds a limit to how many ammo types you can carry
jagged radish
That’s a line that should not be crossed
pastel kindle
The loot goblin mindset is the strongest in the SL community
I admit, I am a loot goblin
I see ammo, that ammo is mine.
Once my eyes have seen it, it's simply mine. I don't care if you have no ammo, ITS MINE.
I must have it.
umbral carbon
half the reason shit don't get done is because the players that get it done get their shit nabbed by players who don't
and the other half is incompetence
jagged radish
We both know what is going to happen
pastel kindle
half the reason shit don't get done is because the players that get it done get ...
Or the rest of the spawn wave goes alone and gets murdered
muted furnace
@umbral carbon DO IT. DO IT NOW.
hasty hearth
tom cruise will pull up looking like fuckin frank horrigan or adam smasher
devout gorge
tom cruise will pull up looking like fuckin frank horrigan or adam smasher
who the hell is Adam smasher?
fringe axle
weary crane
who the hell is Adam smasher?
night city boogeyman and legend
paper lake
https://klipy.com/gifs/glowing-eyes-adam-smasher--k01KQGPCB3K0REJYE1EPJE17EE3
Why does it hate Adam so much?
fierce lynx
when your son is 🤣
amber bone
when your son 🤣
weary crag
when your 🤣
fierce lynx
when 🤣
amber bone
Sonn 🥀 😭 Meridian
fierce lynx
it's all fallen apart
jagged radish
Taylor is the dumbest SLcord member
formal sky
1c gon make this shi look ez 1c all up on the tv
short kernel
Taylor is the dumbest SLcord member
fierce lynx
how can I be like the guy in the graphical interchange format
short kernel
fierce lynx
do you guys pronounce gif with a hard g or a soft g
me personally I use a soft g
since that's how it was intended to be pronounced
amber bone
define hard vs soft
short kernel
do you guys pronounce gif with a hard g or a soft g
I like it hard
fierce lynx
soft is j
amber bone
hard g
fierce lynx
hard is normal g sound
jagged radish
Episode nothing but deathslop
amber bone
the boys s5 might genuinely be my least favorite piece of media
jagged radish
And it's sad because this could've easily have been the best season
short kernel
Episode nothing but deathslop
which fucking tv show got mclovin, craig robinson, and kumanli getting Blitzed and seth rogan getting tore in half
short kernel
the boys s5 might genuinely be my least favorite piece of media
Lmfao true
fierce lynx
I have never seen a single episode of the boys
jagged radish
They just gotta hurry up and wrap this shit up
short kernel
I have never seen a single episode of the boys
A supe with cloning powers did a human centipede on himself
It's literally so ass🥹
fierce lynx
marble mantle
I have never seen a single episode of the boys
feel relief that you don't know of the deep and the sea creatures
short kernel
They just gotta hurry up and wrap this shit up
The whole bunker shit was boring
jagged radish
Basically if you don't belly laugh at the humor, you'd probably hate this show
amber bone
Characters suck jokes suck political commentary is shallow and fucking stupid writing sucks cgi sucks I watched butcher's dog fantasize about fucking homelander
jagged radish
The humor has always been fucking terrible but it just gets worse
fierce lynx
it just seems like edgyslop
short kernel
They just killed maverick instead of yk hughie making amends with him
fierce lynx
edgy for the sake of being edgy
short kernel
The humor has always been fucking terrible but it just gets worse
Kimiko just says shit "Oh I watch porn"
short kernel
it just seems like edgyslop
No the comics is true edgyslop
glass pilot
hey slcord
jagged radish
Kimiko just says shit "Oh I watch porn"
Genuine character assassination bro 😭
amber bone
Show became more like the comics as it went on
short kernel
Genuine character assassination bro 😭
she's swearing like a hazbin hotel character dude😭
fierce lynx
Characters suck jokes suck political commentary is shallow and fucking stupid wr...
what the fuck are you talking about
huh???
dog did what??
amber bone
It happened in the latest episode
jagged radish
what the fuck are you talking about
I wish we were lying
fierce lynx
formal sky
blow a-train.
fierce lynx
an actual dog??
short kernel
an actual dog??
It fucks a homelander doll
jagged radish
Basically the lore is Butcher's dog Terror has always fucked a Homelander doll, so they thought it would be ROFL if they did a dream sequence from the dogs perspective where Homelander waves a chicken leg in front of his ass
short kernel
Basically the lore is Butcher's dog Terror has always fucked a Homelander doll, ...
Final season btw
fierce lynx
Basically the lore is Butcher's dog Terror has always fucked a Homelander doll, ...
dude I'm so glad i never started watching this show
jagged radish
Final season btw
Which I thought would stop doing shit like this
amber bone
And it's the final season and we're still looking for the mcguffin and dropping total ass doing it
show ends in 3 episodes btw
short kernel
Which I thought would stop doing shit like this
The ep 5 with different perspective would be fine but it's the last fucking season😭
jagged radish
They've been looking for V1 for like 3 episodes now
short kernel
Would be reasonable in like season 3 or 4
jagged radish
They've been looking for V1 for like 3 episodes now
And have known Bombsight has had it for like 3 episodes now so why the fuck don't they have it already
amber bone
homelander is also super non threatening and is bordering on joke territory
not bordering
short kernel
dude I'm so glad i never started watching this show
A character got his intestines hanging out his ass after a Moray eel bite through his asshole while he was taking a deuce
amber bone
he is just a joke character atp
jagged radish
dude I'm so glad i never started watching this show
The worst part is the actual plot of this show is good, the lore and the world is super interesting and then they just continue to pander to the edgy redditors and got worse every season
fierce lynx
this seems like a worse fall off than like stranger things season 5
amber bone
he has like 2 jokes to his name
short kernel
homelander is also super non threatening and is bordering on joke territory
All he does is drink tits milk
jagged radish
this seems like a worse fall off than like stranger things season 5
Definitely not there but it is bad
fierce lynx
Definitely not there but it is bad
idk man how can it get worse than beastiality
glass pilot
Homelander is the next playable SCP
jagged radish
Homelander is the next playable SCP
We're all gonna be so bored out of our minds 🔥
short kernel
he has like 2 jokes to his name
He has a mommy fetish
And milk fetish
He's fucking horrible
glass pilot
We're all gonna be so bored out of our minds 🔥
short kernel
I mean the comics homelander fucked the replacement of soldier boy
jagged radish
idk man how can it get worse than beastiality
It doesn't show anything, he's in his suit and just bends down in front of the dog. No nudity in sight
amber bone
if you wanna watch a good superhero show go watch invincible instead
short kernel
if you wanna watch a good superhero show go watch invincible instead
Agreed
jagged radish
Invincible is quite literally THE show of the 2020s imo
glass pilot
What about Animal Farm
fierce lynx
so do they just make the main villain pathetic because funny
great writing
amber bone
it and jjk are the best of the decade contenders so far
jagged radish
so do they just make the main villain pathetic because funny
Again, all of this shit didn't exist in season 1. That's why it is the best season
short kernel
What about Animal Farm
The 2026 movie🥹
amber bone
both are too good
jagged radish
What about Animal Farm
short kernel
Again, all of this shit didn't exist in season 1. That's why it is the best seas...
And the deep is just a sigma bro podcaster now
jagged radish
Well the Deep has always been a joke so nothing really changed
short kernel
Well the Deep has always been a joke so nothing really changed
The Peak🥹
jagged radish
If Daredevil Born Again got its shit together I'd happily put it up there with Invincible and JJK
thin moss
on god The Deep better get what's coming to him
amber bone
Well the Deep has always been a joke so nothing really changed
Joke got way less funny
amber bone
they constantly just use jokes that are about 3 years past the expiration date
sick sapphire
It doesn't show anything, he's in his suit and just bends down in front of the d...
Butcher on his way to go back to The Boys after ditching them in season 4 because umnh why not?
amber bone
like the sigma male podcast shit
jagged radish
on god The Deep better get what's coming to him
Chace Crawford wants his character to die water related like drowning, I think that's a great idea lmao
thin moss
they constantly just use jokes that are about 3 years past the expiration date
It was written a year ago lol
jagged radish
Butcher on his way to go back to The Boys after ditching them in season 4 becaus...
Fr Hughie and Butcher been beefing with this leadership shit for 4 seasons now man. He's left them how many damn times
Oh my god bruh
fierce lynx
all I know about the boys is funny a train and that black noir was actually homelander's twin or something in the comics
sick sapphire
It was a clone
fierce lynx
ah
jagged radish
Yea basically Black Noir was a clone of Homelander and was the real one doing all that bullshit
sick sapphire
Surprise, homelander didnt eat a live baby
jagged radish
Yea basically Black Noir was a clone of Homelander and was the real one doing al...
Like eating babies
sick sapphire
Or do anything horrible
fierce lynx
you eat babies
sick sapphire
It was Black Noir, the entire time
jagged radish
Ain't your fault
amber bone
It was written a year ago lol
joke was still years out of date a year ago
thin moss
pretty sure the sigma male podcasts thing was happening a year ago
glass pilot
amber bone
this season is gonna age like some bullshit in like 3 years where nothing will be relevant at all and it will all be dated to shit
sick sapphire
fierce lynx
what is the boys even about
amber bone
fierce lynx
why the fuck did my phone just try to auto correct boys to boyz
sick sapphire
what is the boys even about
Season 1 and 2 were about incorporating super powered people into the government
amber bone
this gif is no joke the season's best export
jagged radish
You know why Herogasm is the highest rated episode? Because shit actually got done
We finally got to see motherfuckers fight
sick sapphire
Starlight: "erm Hughie youre teaming up with a murderer, you cant use Soldier Boy to kill Homelander"
☝️ 🤓
fierce lynx
god I can't breathe I hate spring
sick sapphire
this gif is no joke the season's best export
Do not type homelander dog into discord gif search
amber bone
I had to take allergy pills because my eyes are so watery I can barely see out of them
fierce lynx
spring worst season oat
amber bone
I still hate winter more
fierce lynx
what's wrong with winter
jagged radish
what's wrong with winter
Clearly wherever you're from your winters are baby mode
fierce lynx
Missouri
sick sapphire
god I can't breathe I hate spring
Here take this pic it wont help you breathe but it looks rad
fierce lynx
I don't mind winter but I happen to be a reclusive little hermit so that may make me biased
amber bone
Yeah it's cool until you live in a place that gets a total of like 5 inches of snow
fierce lynx
Yeah it's cool until you live in a place that gets a total of like 5 inches of s...
I don't get too much snow
amber bone
Not fun when you have to shovel 5 feet of snow out of your driveway so your dad can go to work
fierce lynx
true
amber bone
There were snow banks this winter around my house 50% taller than me
fierce lynx
yea I've never seen anything like that
jagged radish
I'm in Canada so the snow is obviously really bad I don't think I have to even talk about it
amber bone
and almost every day was a silky -5 to -15 degrees almost
amber bone
would you rather it always be summer or always be winter
always summer
Swimming is my favorite thing to do
fierce lynx
always spring or always winter
amber bone
always spring
jagged radish
Always summer
Always spring
fierce lynx
man
the word always looks weird now
why does it look weird now
that ever happen to u guys
amber bone
yeah
jagged radish
Swimming is my favorite thing to do
If swimming didn't burn so many calories I'd do it more
fierce lynx
would you rather it always be fall or always be spring
glass pilot
lazy ass
amber bone
would you rather it always be fall or always be spring
depends on the month
glass pilot
yooo could you imagine if it was autumn on surface zone instead of winter
amber bone
september is always pretty nice
glass pilot
with all the pretty trees
fierce lynx
April vs October
amber bone
april
glass pilot
Buzzfeed quiz ass chat rn
amber bone
rather it always be april
jagged radish
April vs October
Funny, both months we have 5+ feet of snow
fierce lynx
why's October called October when it's te 10th month not the 8th
amber bone
Buzzfeed quiz ass chat rn
which scp are you quiz
glass pilot
which scp are you quiz
Fuuuuck bro
amber bone
mine was some bullshit
glass pilot
I'm lowk 079 cause I'm smart 🧠 , nonchalant 🥱, and I don't care about humanity 😈 😈 🔥 💯
fierce lynx
so sigma
weary skiff
hi guys
jagged radish
Hi Flerkjerk
amber bone
I'm lowk 096 because I'm white 🧑🏻🦳 lazy as fuck 🛌 and I get really angry 😡 🤬
jagged radish
Nuke the whole generation
weary skiff
i’m like 096 because i’m really ugly and get really upset when people stare at me
jagged radish
Everyone is gramps when you're 16
jagged radish
Please die
fierce lynx
💔
glass pilot
go do your homework son ✌️✌️
wispy walrus
Please die
full dead
glass pilot
semester is ending soon
glass pilot
gotta keep your grades up
wispy walrus
they are up they are always up
just like the 127 getting buffed stocks
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
going up
haha.hah..ha.h.ahhah right guys??
124 buff?
fierce lynx
just like the 127 getting buffed stocks
sure idk I don't play this scp sl game but good ref
wispy walrus
😊
amber bone
My older sister has kids so I'm a real life unc and I have been since I was 9
wispy walrus
My older sister has kids so I'm a real life unc and I have been since I was 9
I was gonna say "son" but I cant cus unc
im sorry
fierce lynx
unc at 9 years old is crazy
jagged radish
Older sister and you became an uncle at 9
Is she like 20 years older or something holy shit bro
paper lake
Most of my cousins have children so Im an Uncle first removed
fierce lynx
holy fuck its so hard to breathe
jagged radish
"I was born 201-"
👶
Being born in 201 doesn't make you a baby
amber bone
Moment I stopped having to lie about my age being above 18 I lost my shit
jagged radish
Moment I stopped having to lie about my age being above 18 I lost my shit
2008 was 18 years ago
wispy walrus
Moment I stopped having to lie about my age being above 18 I lost my shit
In a good way or bad way
amber bone
Both
wispy walrus
Bro shit himself
fierce lynx
why does it sound so easy to breathe on tv
wispy walrus
Taylor
amber bone
Weirdest part is that I don't feel any different than I did 3 years ago
glass pilot
fierce lynx
what is ts
glass pilot
I heard you guys like The Boys
jagged radish
Weirdest part is that I don't feel any different than I did 3 years ago
I've been working out and have put on 30 pounds since February and my entire body feels so different
wispy walrus
I've been working out and have put on 30 pounds since February and my entire bod...
So if you're 18 right now
jagged radish
So basically shit can change in like a couple months
jagged radish
So if you're 18 right now
I'm 20
jagged radish
So if you were to die at 40
My Half-Life would be 20 then
wispy walrus
he said it
paper lake
A child who dies at 6 would have a Half Life of 3
jagged radish
A child who dies at 6 would have a Half Life of 3
Half-Life 3
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
jagged radish
If hl3 comes out
You're not gonna remember me when that shit comes out bro
wispy walrus
You're not gonna remember me when that shit comes out bro
Oh right you'll be dead
unc
jagged radish
Because we'll both be dust
jagged radish
I'm taking you with me.
wispy walrus
I'm taking you with me.
paper lake
HL3 tomorrow
jagged radish
HL3 tomorrow
wispy walrus
Idk why
I just got really sad imagining him specifically dying of old age
Like I don't even know Goodman personally
paper lake
If goodman died before half life 3
Seems increasingly likely with every passing day
wispy walrus
But I just got really sad of the idea of him passing away from old age
fierce lynx
I reckon ill outlive all of you
fierce lynx
don't worry
jagged radish
I reckon ill outlive all of you
My people are already coming for you bro 😂
wispy walrus
Like a flash of my imagination of Goodman living the rest of his life from this point on just went through my head
Goodman specifically
I have no idea why
fierce lynx
My people are already coming for you bro 😂
my house is built like the neighbor's
wispy walrus
But it made me really sad
fierce lynx
it's an impenetrable fortress
jagged radish
my house is built like the neighbor's
How tf do you even traverse your house then
wispy walrus
How tf do you even traverse your house then
The tram
fierce lynx
Rollercoaster and elevators
jagged radish
How tf do you even traverse your house then
Since it's a maze of buggy janky puzzles
fierce lynx
ah yes bear traps for transportation
jagged radish
I do not think there was a fall off more immense than Hello Neighbors
wispy walrus
I do not think there was a fall off more immense than Hello Neighbors
Yes but I loved that game
fierce lynx
idk what hello neighbor is now
wispy walrus
The OG game was great
jagged radish
The OG game was great
You mean the alpha?
wispy walrus
You mean the alpha?
No I thought the final version was good too
fierce lynx
beta was good
jagged radish
No I thought the final version was good too
fierce lynx
it's whatever yk like whatever whtevrr
jagged radish
Complete experience at the cost of the weirdest progression of all time
fierce lynx
my lungs aren't working
wispy walrus
It's a weird game and I love it
jagged radish
That game kind of operated like HDTF where progression was accidental
jagged radish
The weird surrealist style
wispy walrus
https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-mich...
Ok
jagged radish
Invincible wobble
jagged radish
my lungs aren't working
Be a man
jagged radish
Str8 from the gpt
jagged radish
We all know you eat gray slop in a bowl
wispy walrus
We all know you eat gray slop in a bowl
No it's blue
fierce lynx
what
jagged radish
Protein tubes with the white sauce
jagged radish
I'm just a little chudboy in a new wide world
worthy raven
worthy raven
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908994759962554368/1492887253469499452/jm...
The video I shared above is a gem too
sick sapphire
https://youtu.be/c7uCvDWshwg?is=s2ZVmZQBYfet0GKQ
Just glanced at the other videos
Wowzas
What the scallop
jagged radish
https://youtu.be/c7uCvDWshwg?is=s2ZVmZQBYfet0GKQ
On EVERYONE soul this is art
sick sapphire
On EVERYONE soul this is art
YOU BET OUR SOULS ON AN SCP SL ANIMATION?
onyx trellis
hi can someone good at the game explain to me what they think about 15.0
sick sapphire
hi can someone good at the game explain to me what they think about 15.0
Im shit at the game, im going to elaborate anyways
jagged radish
*YOU BET OUR SOULS ON AN SCP SL ANIMATION?*
sick sapphire
Blah blah blah yap yap, miniature LCZ and HCZ additions to the zones
Reworked early game so you cant speed run to surface in under a minute
jagged radish
The regulars on official #1 are doing that thing where because they have a role and play a lot they're morally superior so they don't respond to people
worthy raven
On EVERYONE soul this is art
based
jagged radish
The regulars on official #1 are doing that thing where because they have a role ...
Does this have a word
sick sapphire
Muties
jagged radish
It kinda goes for discord too
sick sapphire
Total mutie annihilation
Unless youre physically mute I will continue to slander those who dont wish to speak
jagged radish
No they're not mute, they are talking
But only to the other regulars and people with roles
It happens on discord as well
But idk the word or if there even is one
sick sapphire
But only to the other regulars and people with roles
Mutuals then
Exclusive mutuals
jagged radish
But like even more pathetic because they think they are better so other regulars aren't deserving of responses
sick sapphire
Im pretty sure its just a gimmick just to annoy people
During a PEARs test we had some bozo blue tag only revive other people with tags
jagged radish
It's Keks and Asorha and I know both of them
jagged radish
It's Keks and Asorha and I know both of them
Not really sure why they are doing allat but alright
They quite literally also both saw me in the PEARS test lol
sick sapphire
I end up chatting with someone in discord vc while theyre off playing another game
digital ice
During a PEARs test we had some bozo blue tag only revive other people with tags
cringe af
jagged radish
I end up chatting with someone in discord vc while theyre off playing another ga...
I'm a friendless chud so I can't do that
jagged radish
2 of them were SCPs and they spared the other regular, whom I also know
It's like the same as sparing someone as SCP because they are a girl
It's just sad
Maybe hopping on zircon is the method
languid turret
No mercy
foggy summit
I'm such a chuddy
sick sapphire
It's like the same as sparing someone as SCP because they are a girl
That is pathetic
foggy summit
Oh I'm lvl 4 now
languid turret
No mercy
I make people dead slow first I give them false hope
then end their suffering
foggy summit
40*
languid turret
Cus I am sigma tuff boi
foggy summit
Yaho
sick sapphire
Maybe hopping on zircon is the method
Its being ddosed GRAHH
jagged radish
Cus I am sigma tuff boi
foggy summit
Uuuu tak tak tak
jagged radish
Its being ddosed GRAHH
When is this shit not being ddosed lmao
languid turret
https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fir...
Give people false hope it best feeling
foggy summit
Mango
jagged radish
Casey keeps talking about zircon and he's lwk put me on
I am very interested
But everytime I want to hop on the server is like 8/25 or dead
foggy summit
Just kiss already
umbral carbon
wrong gif
jagged radish
sick sapphire
I cant play on zircon anymore
For some reason the ms is up to 130 now and it just lags for me
Used to be playable
Not anymore
umbral carbon
yeah it basically constantly gets DDoSed now
jagged radish
I cant play on zircon anymore
sick sapphire
Pretty solid US server
short kernel
Man fuck you
sick sapphire
What
neon sable
Man fuck you
w-w-what
jagged radish
Man fuck you
dont joke abt stuff like this.
sick sapphire
languid turret
O5
jagged radish
jagged radish
I don't want to eat anything YOU recommend bro
short kernel
I don't want to eat anything YOU recommend bro
I give LEGENDARY food recommendations
jagged radish
Poop and shit
jagged radish
No I love and protect
prisma crescent
grave cove
jagged radish
Did you see it
sick sapphire
cunning patio
<@782903228597665813>
🧔♂️
cunning patio
theres no one named me :(
neon sable
<@669006216768389132>
devout gorge
you know what would be a cool SCP story. A Volcanic Cataclysm End of the world Scenario
devout gorge
Frostpunk, but more anomalous
and less snow & more Lava & Fire
devout gorge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoStNJPFaM0
so is Frostpunk an RTS game?
fervent forge
kind of
Frostpunk 1 is a Colony / Citybuilder Survival type game, while Frostpunk 2 is the same thing but on a grander scale
Definitely felt like an RTS at some points in late game FP2 when your own people snap under the pressure
neon snow
Frostpunk 1 is a Colony / Citybuilder Survival type game, while Frostpunk 2 is t...
My ppl must to eat only a sawdust
polar locust
Frostpunk, but more anomalous
isn't that just Metro or whatever the russian game was
marble mantle
isn't that just Metro or whatever the russian game was
the metro series is one of the greatest video game franchises in history
polar locust
Metro and Stalker
I get those two confused.
marble mantle
heresy
neon cedar
Good thing I never vaguepost
Sure buddy
marble mantle
Good thing I never vaguepost
weary crag
Good thing I never vaguepost
Why do you lie so much
fervent forge
To keep you on your toes when I do tell the truth
west barn
079 should be able to make announcements over the intercom
fierce lynx
079 should be able to make announcements over the intercom
no
west barn
why not :(
fierce lynx
cuz I don't want him to
west barn
why
polar locust
Whose kid is this?
wary pond
Whose kid is this?
What did burgers mean by this
fierce lynx
Whose kid is this?
blud thinks ur chatgpt
last dawn
Whose kid is this?
Gamerkid67.
neon sable
Whose kid is this?
do the labs
@muted furnace hey did you do the labs
the
the labs
wary pond
i did the labs
undone prairie
literally explicitly no
bro didn't even read the article
also I'm pretty sure the author post also directly says that's not true
polar locust
digital hatch
Why would you pose such an.....interesting question?
boreal kettle
Why would you pose such an.....interesting question?
some people are weird… 0_o
never understood them