scp-discussion

[unkempt bolt]

EVERY SCP IS NAKED BTW

EXCEPT FOR 049

[red quartz]

106 has a jacket

[umbral carbon]

106 looked like the kingdom of the crystal skull skull at one point

[brazen cloak]

this is the last week you'll see me in the marketing position

[red quartz]

049 is naked that is his body

[vestal cedar]

😛

[unkempt bolt]

Oh right

[vestal cedar]

-2s?

[unkempt bolt]

I forgot every SCP is naked then

[polar locust]

Gotta get to clip farming while you can I guess.

[vestal cedar]

And kinda 3114?

[sand oyster]

He has a smaller plague mask covering it dont ask how i know

[unkempt bolt]

except for 049-2

[wispy walrus]

We use this gif so much I completely forgot what the original looks like

[umbral carbon]

can we send the IRS after april helissa

[weary skiff]

WHAT

[umbral carbon]

she seems like a tax evader

[tough fern]

Rip

[wispy walrus]

Good riddance

[brazen cloak]

I'm in the process of stepping away from marketing

[unkempt bolt]

NO

[wispy walrus]

Wait actually

[bright mantle]

goodbye x3j

[wispy walrus]

How are we going to make 953 plushy with free beta key now

[sand oyster]

What does the sl marketing department do its a free game

[jagged radish]

Promoted to a regular human being once again

[vestal cedar]

Welcome my newly unemployed brethren, dap me up

[wispy walrus]

He's going to go from racist marketer to just normal racist

[unkempt bolt]

this is deadass like mrbeast quitting

[vestal cedar]

W

[tough fern]

x3j is also narrative I don’t think he’s stepping away from that

[jagged radish]

Batman is a little wimp he’s crying I could kick his ass

[plush talon]

x3j will live in our memories

[gray carbon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-king-ishowspeed-looks-at-riOXDXKi21xZ02Bg0M

[vestal cedar]

so like half unemployed?

[bronze smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-won't-forget-you-buddy-venom-eddie-brock-venom-the-last-dance-i-wont-forget-you-gif-13672003510163581064

[brazen cloak]

I'll still be in Narrative 'till the day the studio gets rid of me

[wispy walrus]

They never will

[brazen cloak]

which could be anywhere between tomorrow or 2 years

[wispy walrus]

X3j50 is a strong tumor in the nw cancer cell

[polar locust]

Marketing isn't just selling, it's about visibility and promotional material.
Warframe for example is also a free game, but its marketing team is extremely good.

[bronze smelt]

what happens in 2 years

[polar locust]

Glad to hear you'll still be part of NW.

[wispy walrus]

Ok plug

[vestal cedar]

death

Destruction

Deletion

[jagged radish]

Heat death of the universe

[sand oyster]

Warframe sells skins to make money this game is literally just like “play our game its amazing and the best thing you’ll ever touch 0 things to sell besides marketable plushies”

[polar locust]

I suppose I can't really argue otherwise.

[bronze smelt]

how bro felt typing that

[wispy walrus]

X3j50 is removed from existence via the SCP-6820 weapon

[unkempt bolt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-darren-watkins-gideonhayesla-zJ61CWlHRp2JXB5tb4

[wispy walrus]

"suppose"

You're sounding like c*sey

Stop

[polar locust]

SL has Patreon, sure it's optional but it is still a way to supply NW with money.
And mandatory if you want to play PEARS.

[brazen cloak]

I likely won't be playing any part in PR-related matters after this though so I can focus more on writing

[sand oyster]

Pears is literally goated are you telling me marketing did that

[wispy walrus]

You won't be able to make salesman jokes anymore

[polar locust]

sure, why not.

[jagged radish]

Stop being a little bitch and say his name like a real man

[vestal cedar]

Can we not say the wr slur

[wispy walrus]

Or do the funny mcd video for future plushies

[bronze smelt]

can't wait until the next chapter of SL so i can find out what happened to elliot goode

[sand oyster]

Hell yeah congrats marketing 🔥

[polar locust]

You should go on a Spamton arc.

[brazen cloak]

deadass

[unkempt bolt]

[ebon rampart]

What's the arc

[unkempt bolt]

[ebon rampart]

Sorry, these references are too niche for me

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackhawks-gif-22965755

[weary skiff]

broke homeless and trying to scam people

[sand oyster]

Go live in a dumpster and obsess over your tv husband

[vestal cedar]

Id do that for free

[ebon rampart]

I see, thank you for answering

[vestal cedar]

Not that though

[ebon rampart]

You can get paid for doing that?

Waow

[sand oyster]

Thats their decision

[jagged radish]

Just become a tweaker bro

[brazen cloak]

I used to be the marketing guy, now I'm just the FUCKKKKKK I NEED TO END IT ALL guy

[digital hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

Tweaking isnt nice

[weary skiff]

OH GOD IT BURNS

[jagged radish]

Gift in 5 minutes btw

Let me get on my computer

[vestal cedar]

Im sniffing the table!!!

[digital hatch]

sure

[bronze smelt]

x3j sells onionman the "walter white butt ass naked" ring on the weird route

[digital hatch]

Bro what

[wispy walrus]

????

[brazen cloak]

that's a deep cut

[unkempt bolt]

Newgens above

[red quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-mr-x-small-leon-when-mom-gif-21813730

[brazen cloak]

elite ball knowledge some might say

[bronze smelt]

this chat is full of newgens oh my god

[gray carbon]

weren't you always that

[weary skiff]

walter white buttass naked my beloved

[umbral carbon]

I used to ruuuuuuule the world

[fierce lynx]

what's up slchuds

[unkempt bolt]

No actually what would sl look like if onionman sent the Walter white butt gif

[wispy walrus]

send

[unkempt bolt]

Instead of will

[vestal cedar]

🚘

[polar locust]

If x3j50's pfp is 049, do we finally get the 049 buff when we use the KEYGEN?

[umbral carbon]

what the fuck

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387350315996545116/1417678029743718450/togif.gif

[weary skiff]

i should rewatch gemini home entertainment

[unkempt bolt]

I wish I still had it

[bright mantle]

that's the og

[unkempt bolt]

I need to den it

Send

[ebon rampart]

Woah, did you just call x3j's profile picture 049??

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkmen-sleepover-josharo-gif-22448107

[ebon rampart]

Personally it and all other similar projects are terribly boring

[weary skiff]

ur boring

[ebon rampart]

The twist of the home invasion video being instructions for the scary monster of the week on how to break in was decent but otherwise it's just a 🤷‍♂️ from me

[weary skiff]

do u want instagram reels in another tab so its more bearable for you

https://tenor.com/view/paragwontbms-sniff-chocolate-gif-1994720407250588745

[sand oyster]

yes pwease

[ebon rampart]

I would kill myself if that were the case

Fuck Instagram

[weary skiff]

i’ve had the idea to draw this as the ntf holding the micro on my backlog for like 7 months atp

unfortunately i have no time or skill and im chopped and also a little gay

[wispy walrus]

why did he say this?

[ebon rampart]

😨

[jagged radish]

Threw in a little fun fact there at the end

[sand oyster]

Just trace that shit

[wispy walrus]

fym

you're gay

you shoud be good at art

lock in

[weary skiff]

ok i lied

i’m not a little gay i’m really gay

[wispy walrus]

dude

[sand oyster]

If you need the jumpstart tracing the outline is a good way to start a project

[wispy walrus]

you have NO excuse

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/walterwhite-santa-meme-walter-whatinthenorthpole-gif-10744502524363413026

[charred helm]

ive heard the devolopment had a brutal time

[weary skiff]

current pears content could be put into the game as is and i legit think sl would be a better game

significantly so

[stiff wharf]

YES

[jagged radish]

How they managed to even get this out the door is beyond me

[sand oyster]

Real

[jagged radish]

Miracle after miracle

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547873772544196629/1499477377032519731/e881e5b41676dcf169fd57282932610d.jpg?ex=69f4f0a1&is=69f39f21&hm=800b4e296c1921255380e208bafbfe68a0a6d70cf07e5a3a855bb13f970498f7&

[stiff wharf]

I don’t even care anymore about mega patch III, if they add the pears I would be happy for a long time

[fierce lynx]

stellaris release 50 dollar pre order ☹️

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387350315996545116/1417678029743718450/togif.gif

[stiff wharf]

The usual activities of paradox

[fierce lynx]

the iron grip of consumerism forcing me to buy it

[weary skiff]

FUCK i love CONSUMING

[jagged radish]

Subnautica 2 early access May 14th so everything is fine

[weary skiff]

i love just BUYING and CONSUMING

[jagged radish]

Fat chud life

I hate this fuckin garbage yellow role I miss my red role

[sand oyster]

Im a pay pig and my wallet is open for corporations to take as they please

[mild agate]

I love using my hard earned money on futilities.

[fierce lynx]

me too but whenever I consume it hurt a little deep inside

[stiff wharf]

same even if they got worse quality and more expensive over time

[weary skiff]

boutta drop $40 on very legal things otherwise i’d get the new tomadachi life

[stiff wharf]

Like the latest Hoi4 dlc is just a faction rework

[weary skiff]

because i love consuming

[jagged radish]

Inflation isn't real, simply make things cheaper or I will steal them

[weary skiff]

true

[fierce lynx]

paradox tricking us into thinking updates are dlc 💔

[sand oyster]

Jail :/

[fierce lynx]

I MUST buy

It's the only thing that makes me feel whole

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415874845278867507/1423803910186995844/image0.gif

[weary skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1486308496986210365/attachment.gif

[sand oyster]

Infinite money for jail no money to pay you :/

[tough fern]

Are y’all going to watch Animal Farm tomorrow

[fierce lynx]

no

[jagged radish]

Unfortunately yes

[wispy walrus]

the answer is quite simple

[weary skiff]

what’s the name of the phenomenon where people perceive male as the default gender

[wispy walrus]

whats the og of this

[weary skiff]

sl does that i wish there was women in the game

[weary skiff]

i don’t fucking know

[wispy walrus]

That's a classic combination!

[jagged radish]

Sexism

[fierce lynx]

idk but isn't that like an online thing

[weary skiff]

not sexism it’s smth else

no that’s an everyone thing even i do it

[wispy walrus]

yeah that's not sexist

[stiff wharf]

Every time there’s someone sounding female enough, there’s always people non playing the game because they need to simp for her

[polar locust]

Walter White there's someone at the front door

[wispy walrus]

you see more dudes online

[sand oyster]

I unfortunately know exactly what this would cause

[wispy walrus]

bsides people who are sexist, it exists

[weary skiff]

when you look at an animal and you don’t know it’s sex do you refer to it as he or she

typically it’s he

[fierce lynx]

default male premise

androcentrism

[weary skiff]

that’s the word

[jagged radish]

Ain't no one remembering allat

[fierce lynx]

I looked it up

[wispy walrus]

yeah

[sand oyster]

I mean the ntf and chaos are in faces masks they could be women

[polar locust]

Saw this and reminded me of you.
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2049643645247148386

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[weary skiff]

they could be but they’re very clearly designed to just be men

[sand oyster]

true…

[weary skiff]

their designs aren’t really androgynous or feminine

[jagged radish]

Women? In my videogame?

[vestal cedar]

women are a nightmare

[sand oyster]

Give my ntf some estrogen make em real mtf

[wispy walrus]

hakita made the joke that the ultrakill dev team has gotten an increse in women but no one new has joined

[vestal cedar]

I don’t want to talk to woman ntf

[polar locust]

Anyone noticed how all the women in SL are monsterous abominations?
What did Northwood mean by this?

[wispy walrus]

which is true

[stiff wharf]

People are not happy about the new scp, imagine if they add female models

[weary skiff]

i don’t give a fuck dude let them complain

[sand oyster]

All the women are anomalies isnt that odd…

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/not-happy-jk-simmons-fletcher-whiplash-trying-not-to-explode-gif-18304699

[stiff wharf]

The “rp” that would be coming

[weary skiff]

community reaction shouldn’t bar representation let me just play as a woman

[fervent forge]

CASSIE has a feminine name with a masculine voice, we're halfway there

[vestal cedar]

Im not happy because the community is feins and I don’t want to hear „oh my god THAT ASS“ every 3 seconds

[jagged radish]

Look what you started bro now there is an entire conversation about people having chudsplosions on women in videogames but unironically

[sand oyster]

3114, 939, and the new one… women arent real and are anomalies in the world of sl.

[polar locust]

I keep forgetting about that, but at this point CASSIE is too ironic to have their voice replaced.

iconic

fuck

typo I lose

[fierce lynx]

only women are 939 and 953 because sl players think women are evil

[weary skiff]

all the women present in the round of sl are either monsters or dead what did they mean by this

[vestal cedar]

cassie is evil

[fervent forge]

There's an alternate timeline where we kept the feminine voice

[stiff wharf]

Exactly imagine if an mtf cuffs a female dboy

[polar locust]

Maybe CASSIE just has a really deep voice.

[fierce lynx]

cassie is not inherently feminine it's pretty gender neutral

[stiff wharf]

The rp would be crazy

[weary skiff]

the average sl player can’t pull women so all the women in sl are evil SA monsters

[fierce lynx]

I'm pretty sure

[fervent forge]

Honestly if we did everything from scratch, I think a feminine voice would have worked better

[sand oyster]

Im going to call cassie a her and watch the round devolve into me being hunted down

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/yourrage-laughing-laugh-hysterical-belly-rub-gif-8609718599596509180

It's so ROFL 😂

[weary skiff]

people look at you weird if you refer to 939 as the correct gender

[sand oyster]

Would be really similar to glados i think

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414950525991911438/1490086166396014724/togif.gif

[fervent forge]

The irony is that CASSIE is based off of AEGIS from Portal Stories: Mel

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-portal-stories-mel-aegis-alive-gif-16868439

[sand oyster]

Holy shit

If this is true peak just met peak

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-not-gaf-serving-andrew-lincoln-gif-6620859045453888849

This fucking chud channel

[grim spear]

Holy shit I need to replay this

[weary skiff]

the newer announcement voicelines give cassie almost a kind of androgyny in his tone

[fervent forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BaGW46iRU
CASSIE operational chamber leak

[grim spear]

It was so peak

[stiff wharf]

“What are you doing step mtf”

[vestal cedar]

I feel so chud

[sand oyster]

Cassie better have cameras and fight back against 079

[vestal cedar]

[fierce lynx]

guys wtf I was listening listening a song called "evil woman" and didn't realize it I think this is a sign yo

[polar locust]

To be honest, I'm less concerned about creeps in SL if female models were added.

I think what would be way more common would be people would deliberately target female or minority classes for the funny and spare everyone else.

[grim spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522088899200286731/1488904600869404843/IMG_8375.gif

[sand oyster]

I think an 079 ntf aligned cassie role could be neat

[vestal cedar]

I already kill midgets so maybe?

[weary skiff]

which is what the voice direction for cassie should be imo, i think having the omnipotent automatic response and pa system sound both masculine and feminine is cool

[polar locust]

Me watching as the Facility Guard walks into heavy, does a 360 jump spin with a revolver, headshots the female D-Class then lets everyone else walk away

[jagged radish]

It's the other way around, people hear a feminine voice in this game and once they do they usually spare that person and kill everyone else

[fervent forge]

There's always edgy nerds

[sand oyster]

They could do something similar to the unknown from dbd where both a male and female va voice at the same time and they mix them together

[fervent forge]

But that's what server rules are for

[fierce lynx]

it's one or the other but there's always a weird bias

[fervent forge]

If someone's being a shitter you tell the server moderation

simple as

[polar locust]

True, but I feel like it could result in cases where you target a player who happens to have a female model, and then you get reported for it.

[weary skiff]

look i’m just saying that the moment the average sl player notices there’s a cis woman in the lobby they immediately feel like they have something to prove

[fervent forge]

We can't babysit you all just because there's people that think misogyny is funny

[jagged radish]

Or just any woman, really

[grim belfry]

thats just the average fps gamer

[fierce lynx]

I've seen people who act like a person with a feminine voice in this game is some rare artifact and they act so weird

[stiff wharf]

Or maybe they think you are targeting them, while you are just playing normally

[fierce lynx]

i despise this community

[weary skiff]

no trans women typically get bullied out of the server in my experience

[polar locust]

that's what I just said

[vestal cedar]

This community kills off so much of my ambition for this game ngl

[fervent forge]

That's a human condition problem by that point

[sand oyster]

Wait so youre saying all i need to do to piss of an entire server in sl is just do a feminine voice holy shit mr krabs i have an idea

[weary skiff]

if ur voice is slightly too clocky on sl then you’re worse than hitler

[fervent forge]

Which boils down to server moderation

[jagged radish]

Total opposite for me

[stiff wharf]

Or just be a kid

[vestal cedar]

Kanye make a bar about this

[stiff wharf]

Works the same

[weary skiff]

this is why i don’t voice train at all because nobody will ever know that im a woman if i simply don’t act like it

[polar locust]

I just get annoyed there's so many people on voice comms who are clearly underage.
Get the fuck off the game.

[fervent forge]

Squeakers

A tale as old as time

[weary skiff]

how does that relate to the message i sent

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[polar locust]

idk I just felt like saying it

[jagged radish]

Squeakers aren't a problem, the problem is when they are an annoying ass little kid. Some squeakers are chill asf

[fervent forge]

Squeakers have their reputation

[vestal cedar]

Why not

[sand oyster]

There was a kid in a lobby i played with yesterday and in two minutes people were already making fun of them until they left

[weary skiff]

yeah sometimes there’s chasers

[stiff wharf]

One time there was one that sounded as a literally 6 years old, but they couldn’t be banned because moderators didn’t have enough proof

[grim belfry]

8 year olds on their way to join an english only server and only speak russian after being told not to in both english and russian

[fierce lynx]

bro kids who don't wear headphones and have their fucking mics on when they aren't even talking

[sand oyster]

Sucked too because this kid was actually kinda legit as a player too they were ok

[fierce lynx]

oh my god

[jagged radish]

Not even then, the servers I have played on have been very trans friendly so I think you've just gotten bad luck or play on shitty servers

[sand oyster]

Drop the server list

[fervent forge]

The funniest fucking thing that happened in a game of SL was a kid getting pissed off, shouting a racial slur and for a millisecond you could hear their mother charging up to slap the shit out of them

I still think of that moment

[polar locust]

Shouldn't be playing the game.
If you want my opinion, they should be kicked or banned from servers if they are clearly underage.

We need to stop letting children into mature games and communities and I'm sick of pretending it's fine.

[vestal cedar]

Why not unfriendly toward everyone

[sand oyster]

Kid was 14 btw

[umbral carbon]

someone I know does the anime voice gvery well and it pisses people off

[jagged radish]

I've been playing Dr. Brights #1 almost every day for 2 months, have met some lovely trans people and no one has said anything

[polar locust]

so not a kid

[weary skiff]

joined the gay server loler was on that one time and like 2 rounds in there were like 5 russians who joined and just said slurs over and over for a couple of rounds

[sand oyster]

Yeah i suppose still had a high voice tho

[stiff wharf]

That why we now have things to check people age

Because parents are not doing their jobs

[jagged radish]

That's not really a squeaker problem tho, I've met plenty of adults playing this fucking game without headphones so all of the sounds are replayed when they talk lol

This isn't fucking 2013 lmao

[fierce lynx]

yea

[vestal cedar]

[jagged radish]

Go out and buy some headphones

[sand oyster]

$20 razer krakens last a year

[fervent forge]

No matter what, there's always gonna be kids that will think they're mature enough to play the big boy videogames. Some are actually mature enough, but most aren't. It's within the best interest of both parties, whether they are aware or not to keep them out of those spaces until they're mature enough

[jagged radish]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't that cactus patch

I was never told

[fervent forge]

The Internet is not a safe place, but they should be reminded when they are heading into untested waters

[weary skiff]

no not cactus patch it was silly something

[vestal cedar]

Reminds me of something I saw before…

[weary skiff]

eu server. had terrible fucking ping

[sand oyster]

Silly scp? The eu server?

[fierce lynx]

I don't like talking in this game I'm too insecure

[fervent forge]

The connection is deliberate

[weary skiff]

mf missing out on half of the fun of sl

[gusty crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865420209162682381/1495964954514423948/uxpmc0mg12wg1.gif

[stiff wharf]

Same, i only talk when I’m an scp

[sand oyster]

Talk less when im human more in spec and scp

[weary skiff]

the best part about playing sl is just pressing the mic button and spewing unfiltered garbage from your mouth

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426402603453124660/1499329962929422356/togif.gif

[fervent forge]

I sometimes go full gremlin mode

[weary skiff]

“why don’t thragg and battle beast just breed to create a superior being are they stupid”

[jagged radish]

As someone who had a high voice for a long time I'm kind of glad we're all mature enough to understand that being a squeaker isn't inherently a problem, they can't control their voice so it's not really their fault. What they can control is their maturity and whether or not they are being a typical annoying toddler

[sand oyster]

I always just ask people if they think fictional character can beat 50 billion monkeys

[stiff wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thraggin-invincible-gif-gif-12423240024526844481

[fervent forge]

Autism to Autism Communication.mp4

[sand oyster]

Or talk to them like solid snake and repeat what they say back to them

[gusty crag]

least schizo zircon players

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270510136758112420/1495555059663110317/rapidsave.com_uxpmc0mg12wg1.gif

better version

[umbral carbon]

I should mention that this is untrue and mostly slander/exagerrations for grrcon reactions

[jagged radish]

Did you make this into a speech bubble lmao

[umbral carbon]

Yes.

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

Another easy steal

[weary skiff]

GEMMY

[fervent forge]

Bonus points for having speech bubble tracking

that's an attention of detail that should not be left unappreciated

[fierce lynx]

I have a high voice :(

[jagged radish]

Someone in spec chat last night said "Helen Keller isn't real" and mfs fell out of their seats laughing

[fierce lynx]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[fervent forge]

The tone of my voice changes depending on how awake I am

[polar locust]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[jagged radish]

Squeaker blocked

[umbral carbon]

welch to welsh fruit gummy range?

[fierce lynx]

not like a squeaker voice but alr

[polar locust]

guys the germans are here

[umbral carbon]

wait I fucked the joke up

[fervent forge]

Autism Anxiety scream.mp4

[jagged radish]

You missed the joke bud

[stiff wharf]

Someone said I had a femboy voice

[jagged radish]

IDIOT

[stiff wharf]

What does that even mean

[umbral carbon]

feras thought I was a girl

[atomic apex]

Why did you block me

Ha.ha.ha.

[umbral carbon]

• taylor thinks I'm a femboy

[jagged radish]

My voice isn't high I just have a very stereotypical white guy sounding voice

But it was high for a while

[umbral carbon]

no I'm not on estrogen

[jagged radish]

I could never block you twin

[atomic apex]

Thank you bro

[polar locust]

How many people on NW's team are femboys?

[umbral carbon]

All of them.

[fervent forge]

This clip has my general monologue voice tone

[fervent forge]

Less than you think

[atomic apex]

Why did you start healing so early, you're supposed to start at 52 hp

Noob

[fervent forge]

I don't play to win

[umbral carbon]

also simple I have questio

was the door in deepwell yours?

[atomic apex]

Intersting

[fervent forge]

which one?

Been a while lol

I didn't record any irl footage

[polar locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1338105678602047618/SCPSL_2025-02-09_11-13-03.mp4?ex=69f48b06&is=69f33986&hm=86cb9234ef4659a64606dcdbe37b002ad1ce1b0b58ff1cf55091da731f44410e&

[fervent forge]

I did the audio work

[umbral carbon]

the wooden (I think) one with the circular door handle

[fervent forge]

Nope

[plush talon]

@tepid tundra

[umbral carbon]

the one with the PA?

[fervent forge]

I did the PA audio

[tepid tundra]

lol tried to sneak through the door

was on like 15 hp

[jagged radish]

Peter Griffin for 0.5 seconds

[plush talon]

beat me to it

[polar locust]

can't make it man

[fervent forge]

Also I still have so much footage from the United Kingdom's Parliament

I have so much footage

too much

[polar locust]

Okay Guy Fawkes.

[fervent forge]

I needed it for the Courtroom scene!

[umbral carbon]

bojo tackling a child in football is my favorite clip of the UK ever

[fervent forge]

It was VITAL to the experience

Wait

it's nearly May

[tepid tundra]

lol

[polar locust]

understatement

[tepid tundra]

recognised the parliament

[fervent forge]

Have monthly dependent music

[tepid tundra]

https://youtu.be/6xJlPO5jqE8

[fervent forge]

It was the funniest possible option available

Who else better to represent the Ethics Committee

[tepid tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439867693584220183/1495827334253641789/bear_true.gif

orderrrrrrrrrrr

[polar locust]

I want an easter egg where if the Containment Officer remains in SCP-127's room for too long at the start of the game, this happens to them.

[fervent forge]

This fucking audio snippet makes me laugh in the same way the Springlock audio does

[polar locust]

Springtrap in SL

actually

[fiery salmon]

Results for "Springlock"

• SCP-2024 ⁠— Mixing Rod (+286)

...by a spring-loaded mechanism, before...
• SCP-173 But... it's a Collaborative Log (+225)
...Krylon brat springbok palace. SCP-173...
• The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed (+160)
...disabled, a spring-loaded lemon meringue...
• Technical Words (+116)
...into the spring-loaded magazine. A...
• SCP-4077 ⁠— City of Gold (+114)
...Calvinia and Springbok. From our...

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Results for "Animatronic"

• SCP-3477 ⁠— Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up? (+430)

...a humanoid animatronic resembling SCP-3477-0,...
• SCP-2776 ⁠— Mr. President (+363)
...can tell, animatronic. A machine....
• SCP-9009 ⁠— "White People" (+328)
...Bill Clinton animatronic. While we...
• SCP-1933-EX ⁠— Lake ███████ Monster (+295)
...seeing 'wires' 'animatronics', or 'photo-manipulation'...
• Abraka David's Proposal ⁠— A Peak Behind the Curtain (+290)
...an elaborate animatronic. The hydrochloric...

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[ebon rampart]

Local elections 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fiery salmon]

Results for "israel"

• Experiment Log 261 Ad De (+608)

...Tel Aviv, Israel. Packaging is...
• SCP-363 ⁠— Not Centipedes (+354)
...Hear, o Israel. Y-H-W-H is...
• SCP-9964 ⁠— I'm Still Here (+236)
...China, Russia, Israel, the United...
• SCP-1348-ICL-8 (+218)
...in Haifa, Israel. Judith, It...
• SCP-8984 ⁠— Yesod: Two-Way Street (+186)
...army of Israel shouted, bringing...

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[weary skiff]

8984 is a cool article read it

[distant compass]

are the newer scp articles always this complicated on par with dissertations

[grim belfry]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-annihilates-peasant-lebron-laser-eyes-lebron-james-pvinterr-gif-2035867072637159529

[fierce lynx]

yes

you will read and you will like it

[jagged radish]

What if we don't like it

[coarse falcon]

I like SCP-9000

Didnt finish it yet though

[coarse falcon]

Bill Clinton Animatronic

[fierce lynx]

fellow americans who's the most obscure president

i think benjamin harrison

like who even is that guy

[weary skiff]

i wonder if the revolver is ever gonna get its materials fixed

it very clearly has shine in early footage and in the patreon post but it’s just gone in game

[amber bone]

It's materials are actually correct

based on everything the devs say it's supposed to be matte and reflects like it's matte

materials were probably incorrect in the early footage

[weary skiff]

well fuck can they change it i’m really not that big a fan of the matte

[amber bone]

the gun itself is

[weary skiff]

it looks fine in some lighting but in most conditions it just looks awful

[amber bone]

besides it looks good to me

[weary skiff]

not awful, it’s a good texture

it just doesn’t flesh well with the lighting

[amber bone]

I never really thought it didn't mesh well, it's just different

it does look sometimes like it should prolly be reflecting like the old model and it makes your brain look at it and think it's weird

[leaden fable]

yeahh i still prefer the old revolver

the shine made it feel a little bit more badass

without it looks plastic like a toy gun

[wispy walrus]

yes

I mean the current one isn't that bad

@chrome summit @red quartz do ya guys have an old revolve render ro compare to new

[weary skiff]

why would grongo have one

[red quartz]

what

[amber bone]

mikel made the revolver

[chrome summit]

render of old Revolver

[amber bone]

I like how heavy the current model feels

[jagged radish]

Thanks for making the revolver

[hidden wave]

Does anyone have a render of the current revolver

I want to compare it

To old

[weary skiff]

does the s&w500 use .44

[hidden wave]

By render I mean an image of it

[weary skiff]

nope it’s .500

the current revolver is more accurate in terms of cartridge than the old one but it just looks really dull with the matte

also where tf is the speed loader did they just forget to model one

you put your hands in a similar motion to using one but there’s just nothing there

[keen mountain]

I love the revolver

I steal every revolver I see

Who needs shotgun

[weary skiff]

the revolver can even be a shotgun if you really want

for some fucking reason

[jagged radish]

The reason is because that is cool

[keen mountain]

Because we don't get a shotgun in out loadout

How are we gonna shotgun people without a shotgun revolver

[prisma crescent]

The shotgun just sucks in general.

[weary crag]

Yess

[prisma crescent]

Its only use is like humping 173 with it.

[gilded token]

The material is so inconsistent, on surface it's pretty shiny in some lights and then in others it's ugly

[magic whale]

the smooth taste of

remove 096

[atomic apex]

I think it might be good for up close encounters, just a thought

[magic whale]

why are people still playing sl it’s a bad game

[tepid tundra]

An chvd

[umbral carbon]

is okay

[tough fern]

The shotgun used to be the worst gun in the game, it’s still the worst gun but it’s slightly better now

[umbral carbon]

vec is arguably worse in a holistic review

bad by SL standards, not FPS standards though

shotgun being guaranteed double pump is honestly really decent

you can play to its strengths and do very well

[wispy walrus]

I love the shotgun

[sand oyster]

Shotgun is schrodinger’s gun

Its either goated or shit no in between

[umbral carbon]

(single and double shot)

[random narwhal]

Jhp vec

[umbral carbon]

maybe on limbs

[random narwhal]

10 more bullets than jhp e11 and probably more dps than fmj and ap e11

on scps

[jagged radish]

How ironic I get this clip with shotgun while scp-discussion is talking about it lol

[umbral carbon]

on SCPs vec does good yeah

[jagged radish]

They were potatoes tho not really a strength of the shotgun

[umbral carbon]

this is the main strength

just vomit bullets at SCPs

and if you have a vec as a backup it does good

or 2ndary

[weary crag]

nothing more satisfying than mag dumping a vec on 173

genuinly

[jagged radish]

I usually have both e11 and crossvec on my person at all times whenever I am MTF

Damage very good

[wispy walrus]

yeah until you hear the hs break sound right before you're done

then you did fuck all

[red quartz]

Lore accurate marauder

[weary crag]

reload and go chase him

idiot

[umbral carbon]

but as a primary, there will always be a class-d in heavy armor who turns the corner and assblasts you with 2 ak headshots

[jagged radish]

Zero IQ to be found, just run in with shotgun and hope for the best

Marauder gaming

[wispy walrus]

"Man, I wish as an insurgent of chaos, I could maraud"

er:

[red quartz]

Kid named Cassie:

[weary skiff]

making the shotgun actually look cool

[umbral carbon]

do you use double shot

[weary skiff]

no

[umbral carbon]

good.

[red quartz]

Only prehistoric gamers remember the double shot meta

[umbral carbon]

pre-2x shotgun

[red quartz]

Cambrian era gamer

[weary skiff]

actually made sl’s gunplay look weighty and badass i’m impressed

[umbral carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426402603453124660/1499329962929422356/togif.gif

[red quartz]

Bring back the energy weapon meta

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[red quartz]

I think everything but the rifle was worthless

[umbral carbon]

disruptor

[red quartz]

That dinky little energy pistol

[jagged radish]

Best gun in the game

You're just uhhhhh nitpicking and biased

[red quartz]

Jeez

[jagged radish]

Blocked

[red quartz]

Fake news

[blazing blade]

Now that we have armories full of COM-15s we should bring back the fusion pistol as the replacement for the scientist's personal carry

[red quartz]

Why would they let him carry that

[jagged radish]

Funny

[red quartz]

Let him carry 018 for self defense

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[weary skiff]

can i bring in my logicer and hand grenade for self defense

[red quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jolyne-cujoh-stone-free-baseball-ora-stone-ocean-gif-27301181

[neon sable]

Give the scientist a com 15 so they can shoot themself

[weary skiff]

try

true

[jagged radish]

Do you think they'd let me bring in a chest full of plastic explosives

[red quartz]

Probably not

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[weary skiff]

in live sl if you spawn as a d-class there should be an option to just press a button and immediately die

saves you the hassle of playing in lcz honestly

[red quartz]

I was so shocked when I played dead space 3 and saw this cutscene

I just didn't know it was from dead space

[blazing blade]

Oh so NOOOOOW its a weapon of mass destruction and not a peashooter when a SCIENTIST wants his hands on one 😤

[scenic pollen]

that's called escaping justice epstein style

[jagged radish]

The only thing dead space 3 ever did right

[blazing blade]

Make it specifically getting back into your bed and rotting

[neon sable]

That would be the guards coming in and killing the cd

[red quartz]

Hey. Don't diss the winter survival suit

That's also a good thing from that game

[jagged radish]

Sorry, the demons took me over for a second

[coarse falcon]

Grongo

[jagged radish]

Imo dead space 3 is a little overhated

[red quartz]

This is true

[wet swallow]

I just want to be able to do head-shot damage with shotgun

[jagged radish]

Kind of the same with resident evil 6, after I played 6 I can sort of see why people were upset but not to the level of degree of hatred it gets

[red quartz]

Where is my positron grenade Northwood

[jagged radish]

Hello Mario.

[wet swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-luigi-hello-gif-18753590

[red quartz]

I can't lie I hated dead space 3

[languid turret]

Chat

[red quartz]

I was about to start crying at the end of the game when you had to do 3 climbing sections in a row

[languid turret]

does scp 1853 effect micro

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/forlorn-sad-sorry-tigger-nvm-gif-26832999

[languid turret]

like other then faster handling speed

[red quartz]

Probably not

[wet swallow]

Don't think so

[languid turret]

also is there scp tierlist that is upto to date

[wet swallow]

Nah
That game was ass
Dead Space 2 the goat (I never played any Dead Space game)

[red quartz]

Poser

Ain't wrong tho

[wet swallow]

[red quartz]

Dead space 2 is great

Remake is great if you don't get caught up in all the technical issues

[jagged radish]

Dead Space (2008) might be in my like top 5 best games ever played

[muted furnace]

Better Call Saul

[jagged radish]

In my top 3 best TV shows I've ever watched

[languid turret]

Fun fact scp 1853 with com-45 makes you

weapon switch speed so fast

its like 1 frame

[jagged radish]

I shall go and test that when I am done making and eating food

[keen escarp]

remove 1344

worst addition bruh

genuinely an item only for sweaty players

why make it see hat users

it was already op

why that too

doesnt matter that it flashes they still know my location

0 counter

[charred helm]

super mario 3D land

[atomic apex]

just shoot them?

[keen escarp]

they know my exact location at all times

they can shoot me

[atomic apex]

well you hear the 1344 noise, than be scared and be prepared to shoot them

[atomic apex]

also they dont know it at all times, the time between flashes is more than enough time to completely run away unless its surface or a straight long hallway

[keen escarp]

what is bro yammering abt

i use hat and watch this dude track my exact position

[atomic apex]

well than he's just goated, also your mistake for using an item against hat that counters hat basically

[keen escarp]

game was better without them

[atomic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouchvoids-lulu-hello-neighbor-nicky-roth-nicholas-michael-roth-gif-3711675654594851289

me on my thinking chair

[muted furnace]

Hat is too OP

This is only counter to hat in the entire game

[keen escarp]

it is way more op than hat

[muted furnace]

Nah, its balanced

[keen escarp]

and theyre gonna lock hat in an hcz subzone behind containment tier 3

[muted furnace]

???

[keen escarp]

does bro not know

[charred island]

True???

[muted furnace]

Stop being a master baiter

[keen escarp]

this is literally a thing

[muted furnace]

Trying to bait me to rage

[atomic apex]

goggles balanced because it hurts vision, makes a noise when people are around, has a small radius, and hurts your eyes

[ebon rampart]

Awesome!!!

[keen escarp]

itll be put in the 173 049 sublevel

[atomic apex]

yes

[muted furnace]

Thank you

[muted furnace]

nah, thats a good change

[keen escarp]

the noise of "someone with goggles is within 50 rooms of you"

[muted furnace]

Now you know where hat always spawns and its OP as hell anyway

[atomic apex]

2 rooms

2 rooms.

[keen escarp]

yeah

but goggles are more op

[muted furnace]

Hat pisses me off so much

[keen escarp]

and i hate them

[muted furnace]

Fuck NO?

[keen escarp]

literally WHAT is the counter

enemy just knwos where i am

[muted furnace]

You mean to tell me a item that basically NEGATES EVERY FUCKING ENCOUNTER IN THE GAME, SCP OR NOT IS LESS THAN A RADAR GUN?!?

[keen escarp]

its especially stupid against scps

[charred island]

Also the fact it also takes a slot

[keen escarp]

goggles do that too by telling you where all the encounters are 🥀

[muted furnace]

No, it tells SCPs where you are too

[atomic apex]

the counter is knowing they're by you, so you shoot them when you see them, just be better, if you hear the noise, expect them to be close, get ready to have a hiding person come to shoot you, and than kill them

[muted furnace]

If you are sneaking, boom, gg wraps

[keen escarp]

no it doesnt

[atomic apex]

take pills or adrenaline maybe

[charred island]

You kinda snitch yourself out with goggles

[keen escarp]

it tells scps youre in the same ZONE

you cannot tell where the user is

[muted furnace]

Get the fuck outta here moron

[atomic apex]

im gonna take the bait

[muted furnace]

You serious?

[keen escarp]

the sl community

[atomic apex]

im gonna take it and im gonna bite

respond to my message from earlier snake

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-24534315

[muted furnace]

Goggles used to be OP without the blue hue

[atomic apex]

hello? respond

[keen escarp]

what

[atomic apex]

to my other message from earlier

the long one

[keen escarp]

which

[atomic apex]

this

[keen escarp]

bro

they know:

your exact location

[atomic apex]

you do too

[keen escarp]

you know:

NO YOUM DONT>??????

[wispy walrus]

Guys

[keen escarp]

you know theres someone in a certain large radius of you

they know EXACTLY where you are

[atomic apex]

yes they will have the upper hand in the situation because they are the one with the scp item, you are not, you have to accept you might still be at a disadvantage, but can still use the situation to your advantage and potentially get a kill on them

[wispy walrus]

"Who is the smartest human"
Read the first word again.
Then, read the message backwards.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[atomic apex]

they literally dont, that is the point of the gap between the wall hacks, its long enough so you dont always know what they're doing

[wispy walrus]

She got executed

[atomic apex]

kardiner im right right

[jagged radish]

Ghost ping

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[atomic apex]

please tell me im right

im so scared for myself

[ebon rampart]

In the wise words of the Combine Soldier: Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound.

[wispy walrus]

Wait ghost ping machine

H

H

[atomic apex]

where did snayche go, why isnt he responding

[jagged radish]

SCP-1344 is really only good if you operate under the assumption the person using it is better than you

[muted furnace]

Remove poison from game

Such an ass addiction

[wispy walrus]

:)

[muted furnace]

Cola is shit anyway

[keen escarp]

what else is there to say

jsut repeating the same stuff

[muted furnace]

They nerfed it to the GROUND

[atomic apex]

admit you're wrong

[ebon rampart]

When does poison even come into play other than you trying to drink cola and then take 1853?

[keen escarp]

or someone insulting me

[muted furnace]

Oh and cola shouldn't remove hume shield

Only HP

[wispy walrus]

It needs to be kept for that reason

So you can't take both

Both is too atrong

atrong

It would be fun

[muted furnace]

No cola is fucking shit rn

[ebon rampart]

Precisely

[wispy walrus]

But too many strongs

[weary crane]

953 fart ability will poison you

[muted furnace]

It makes the two most OP items useless plus holding micro debuffs cola

[ebon rampart]

[wispy walrus]

That's true but I think it being with 1853 makes it too strong

[muted furnace]

No but cola is shit

[wispy walrus]

You have faster movement speed on top of faster everything speed

[hidden wave]

i am never taking cola again

i took it once as a class d in pears

there was no healing in all of light

[ebon rampart]

In combination with 1853 it becomes exponentially better

[hidden wave]

i died in the tram zone

[wispy walrus]

The solution in my head isn't to remove poison

[ebon rampart]

That is not hard to understand

[wispy walrus]

It's to buff 207

[umbral carbon]

????

[muted furnace]

Ok either make cola not damage hume shield or remove poison

[hidden wave]

what do you mean make cola not damage hume shield

[muted furnace]

Like not affect it

[umbral carbon]

cola is the "I want to escape for free" button

[muted furnace]

Only HP

[muted furnace]

You kiddin right? One human class and its over

[hidden wave]

are we talking about the hume shield you get from holding 127 or the knife thing

[weary crane]

eh

[muted furnace]

Both dipshit, whats the difference

[umbral carbon]

you click one button and now you can get away from anything that isn't 079 or an enraged 096 (the latter of which you can avoid triggering)

[weary crane]

not anymore rly

it's more of a inf sprint

[umbral carbon]

15% speed and infinite stamina is huge.

[muted furnace]

Nah, ass opinion

For what, 50% less HP all the time?

[umbral carbon]

Don't run with it 24/7 and you can get off on 2 kits

[muted furnace]

You dont med until you get 35 and 1 ak shot is all it takes to die

[umbral carbon]

it sounds lame but it is effective

[lilac sandal]

man why did i even check the chat

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[umbral carbon]

and perhaps to that end cola needs changes to be more fun.

[wispy walrus]

I mean 207 could do with buff still

I've taken advantage of less damage when sneak walking

But it hijk it could be better still

99% of the time I never use cola when I find it

[jagged radish]

Cola Power

[muted furnace]

Make cola have a supercharge ability where you can exhaust your self to the point of doubling damage but you go 3x speed for 15 seconds

[wispy walrus]

I either throw it back in just for the points, or turn into something else

I only ever drink cola when I don't give a fuck about living

Or trying

[umbral carbon]

if you're scientist then you should be out before CI spawn, if you're class-D (you maybe shouldn't've taken it because escaping is bad) you can usually also get out before MTF wave

[jagged radish]

Drink 207 when trying to escape otherwise what is wrong with you

[muted furnace]

I remember I used to raid LCZ armory for flashbangers and get 4 cokes in 914

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[wispy walrus]

funny :)

You're a half life person

[jagged radish]

If you want to die I'm sure there are better ways in this game to do it

[wispy walrus]

You should know how fun it is to go fast

[muted furnace]

Jokes on you, escaping is shit rn

Most garbage thing ever in game

[wispy walrus]

not true

It's fun

[jagged radish]

According to what

[muted furnace]

I escaped only like once or twice

[ebon rampart]

Is it unengaging or too hard?

[wispy walrus]

Well I'll let someone else tell him

[muted furnace]

Mainly for that class d contained scp cassie message

[lilac sandal]

if i dont wanna escape d boi isn't fun

[muted furnace]

Nah, class d mtf massacre is better

[ebon rampart]

Escaping is ez

[muted furnace]

I hate CI conscripts

[wispy walrus]

Literally

[muted furnace]

Such a shit class

[wispy walrus]

It's entrance zone

[muted furnace]

I'd rather fight scps than waste time on surface

[lilac sandal]

true escaping is entrance zone

[muted furnace]

Plus I like when enemies spawn for gunfights

[atomic apex]

hate, hate, let me tell you how much ive come to to hate scp sl since Ive began to play

[ebon rampart]

Bunch of times where I just walked straight from LCZ to surface with no complications

[lilac sandal]

why so true

[jagged radish]

That's not true why do you lie

[atomic apex]

thats my mc burgers impression

[umbral carbon]

In terms of CD, I agree that escaping tends to go over poorly because of how loud you are. I don't personally don't do it unless Insurgency has facility control or I desperately need a gun

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[weary crane]

forced to play as 049

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[wispy walrus]

mankind

[umbral carbon]

He's not wrong tbh. AK is good but walking isn't

[formal sky]

escaping as a ci infiltrator to spawn as a conscript without the clunky ci footsteps would be so hard

[wispy walrus]

You two should

[muted furnace]

Scientist I might escape for grenades

Thats it

[ebon rampart]

There's already been a debate about CI footsteps so I won't even bother

[atomic apex]

they're making them quiter no need to argue

[muted furnace]

its better to scare teammates then get ambushed by enemies

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/bru-gif-22732864

[wispy walrus]

Ok the guards making out gif won't load but it was gonna be that

[atomic apex]

you know its true too

[jagged radish]

Good because I would've blocked you for it

Just kidding I could never

[lilac sandal]

i know that gif

maybe

[atomic apex]

everyone hop on chaos theory 5

[umbral carbon]

Fair enough. I think at one point onion thought the idea of CI conscripts having standard footsteps was an interesting one. Not confirmed to come to maingame though

[jagged radish]

Taylor is way too funny to laugh at to block

[muted furnace]

Boots taste better than feet

[lilac sandal]

playing sl? you are telling that to the SL larper community

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-son-is-a-bum-geek-gif-12464277366471931771

[umbral carbon]

I play this game pretty frequently

[ebon rampart]

I was playing on Freya's

[muted furnace]

Freya's is fucking ass

[jagged radish]

I've consistently had 25+ hours in the past 2 weeks on SL for 3 months now so I am not a larper bro

[muted furnace]

Worst official server by FAR

[umbral carbon]

like 50% more because pears but I average 10-30 hours/fortnight

[umbral carbon]

You say this like King's doesn't exist.

[muted furnace]

I gave up video games

[muted furnace]

Oh shit yeah

Fucking 60 tiers

[umbral carbon]

Good on ya

[muted furnace]

Diamond

[jagged radish]

Kings used to be a good server

[muted furnace]

Diamond+

[ebon rampart]

I don't give a fuck shut your gob

[jagged radish]

I joined Kings when it started and it was fantastic, then it morphed into a corporate machine

[muted furnace]

Silence brit when an american is talking to you

[ebon rampart]

Oh no Amerimutt

[atomic apex]

I dont play for 4 days and I suck oh my god

I just had the worst performance of my life

[muted furnace]

DO IT. DO IT NOW.

[brave jolt]

wow this beef is deep

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/von-karma-gif-20810938

[muted furnace]

I saved your country from the big germans

[jagged radish]

We've killed people

[brave jolt]

yes YOU saved them all, good job

[atomic apex]

kardiner when you hopping on chaos theory 5 twin

[muted furnace]

Yes I know right

[jagged radish]

I don't play Chaos Theory

[atomic apex]

what DOES bro play

[jagged radish]

Any server

[atomic apex]

but chaos theory

[jagged radish]

Because they are toxic asf

[atomic apex]

thats true

[muted furnace]

Chaos thr is but

So laggy

45 people on by far the most modded server on sl is WILD

25 people server is fun though its alright

[ebon rampart]

MemeSCP EU servers

[wispy walrus]

Dude

Wait can I even share this

You guys know that one onion video where it's the place where olympians have sex

And it's so casually inserted

That's like some vktm shit

yo where is everyone go

dude what the fuck?

why does gemini get so zesty randomly

This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!

This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!

This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!This matrix actually doesn't have an inverse!

[deft cargo]

and there are 20 kids screaming

[full sandal]

What happens in 2033

[native zealot]

L

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-punch-omni-man-strong-gif-7980804001733610778

resync

chat im going crazy

[echo tendon]

I saw you...

[charred island]

nuh uh lucid

take your meds vro

@native zealot did you resync

:D

[wispy walrus]

meme not intended but the answer acually is complicated

[jagged radish]

The answer is a little simple

[plain geode]

Uhh, are you ok?

[jagged radish]

That’s why it’s toxic

Because it’s 20 kids going through the edgy puberty phase

Shoutout to the men who haven’t got past that phase still

[wispy walrus]

edgy kids ❌
eggy kids 🥚

[plain geode]

Sounds like a pleasant server

[fierce lynx]

guys

what color is carbon dioxide

[wispy walrus]

no color

[fierce lynx]

ok but if you had to give it a color

what color

[amber bone]

gray

gives me that vibe that it would be that color if given one

[fierce lynx]

whats oxygen then

[amber bone]

purple

[deft cargo]

clear

[fierce lynx]

not how this works bud

[deft cargo]

no clear is a color

[deft cargo]

dont forget about the other 16 that say slurs

[plain geode]

Colourless

[fierce lynx]

no bro

if it had a color

what color would it be

[deft cargo]

carbon gray

oxygen blue

sky blue

[plain geode]

Blueish

[wispy walrus]

yeah

[wispy walrus]

carbon is burnt metal gray

oxygen is blueish white

carbon dioxide would be whatever the mix of that is

[hidden wave]

Grey I think

Oxygen is white

Actually

[wispy walrus]

what does a compound of copper and sulfur gas smell like?

[hidden wave]

Orange is a contender for co2

[wispy walrus]

can someone please find this out for me?

if not then you're abusing me.

[deft cargo]

copper

old pennies

[fierce lynx]

rotten eggs i think

[plain geode]

Neither oxygen nor carbon absorb blue light particularly well

[deft cargo]

sulfur rotten eggs

[fierce lynx]

oh my god bruh

[plain geode]

So co2 would likely be blue i suppose

[marble mantle]

what does pure sodium taste like

I think we should taste test it together

[plain geode]

What?

[fierce lynx]

death

[wispy walrus]

ok I got the "eat something dangerous" joke but why did you say "taste test it together"

[fierce lynx]

if you tasted pure sodium you'd die

[wispy walrus]

that makes it sound

[plain geode]

Salt but tangy

[wispy walrus]

homoerotic

[plain geode]

According to codyslab

[marble mantle]

no

[deft cargo]

salty

[fierce lynx]

no bro

[marble mantle]

equivicate it to snorting crack together

[wispy walrus]

oh ok

let's do that then

[thin moss]

generic microwavable food

[fierce lynx]

pure sodium explodes when touching water

you would DIE

[marble mantle]

nah crack is for losers

[fierce lynx]

on the spot

[thin moss]

they always got that sodium tang to them

[wispy walrus]

also potassium

[marble mantle]

I'd rather snort pure fucking sodium

[plain geode]

https://youtu.be/Kj6vn8LlA04?si=ycB0y0g5Pz9TZsbq he seems pretty alive to me

[wispy walrus]

damn he's gay AND based

[marble mantle]

is this not the goal

[thin moss]

They got that "I'm increasing my risk of cancer" type taste

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[chrome summit]

Why are we talking about elements here

[plain geode]

Described the taste as salty and tangy

[wispy walrus]

bro loves being cute

[marble mantle]

mf that's indium

[chrome summit]

Not pure

[marble mantle]

can't full me with this clickbait

[marble mantle]

[plain geode]

He spits it into a bowl of water and it immediately begins bubbling and lights on fire

[marble mantle]

the fuck

[plain geode]

Last I checked Indium does not do that

[chrome summit]

Sounds like sodium

[plain geode]

Yep

[chrome summit]

But what does this have to do with SCP

[marble mantle]

sodium reacts with saliva though