scp-discussion

[neon cedar]

So wait some items aren't even classified as scps?

[fervent forge]

It's a troll and I love it for its game

[neon cedar]

Why

Wouldn't 005 be an anomalious object too

[chrome summit]

It is more a classification for minor anomalous objects

Like a pencil that always stands on its tip

The system was made long after Series 1

[neon cedar]

Interesting

[chrome summit]

So 005 and 018 are only still there because well. Too late.

[bright mantle]

the og

[fervent forge]

Also the amount of anomalous objects 914 made

After the whole amulet thing it just got ridiculous

[chrome summit]

Really. You can just give an in lore excuse as them being some of the first SCPs ever contained and the Foundation just wont reclassify them yet. Since it doesn't really matter.

They do kinda just sit in a box forgotten

[bright mantle]

darkest chambers of site 19

[weary skiff]

“the log of anomalous objects” is dumb bc you can argue that most object scps should just be anomalous objects

[chrome summit]

True

[ebon rampart]

Anomalous objects log shouldn't have been made, that's my take

[chrome summit]

It could also just be used for things with no classification yet but is just left in storage

[unkempt bolt]

Make 914 generated by ChatGPT to replicate this effect

[chrome summit]

Like O-207-914

[fervent forge]

Id argue it had to be made because anomalous objects can and will manifest for whatever reason, but aside from a small footnote in what it does it doesn't require a whole article

Logistically it makes sense

[keen escarp]

pencil that stands on its tip is a little different from infinitely accelerating ball capable of mass destruction or a key that defeats almost all security systems in the wrong hands

[weary skiff]

listing the ones in sl: 018, 207, 330, 2176, both 244s, 1344-a(?)

[chrome summit]

914 has made an infinitely accelerating ball before :p

So 018 isnt that special

[keen escarp]

theyre SCPs because they require Special Containment Procedures

[chrome summit]

Granted

2176 is also haunted

[rancid plinth]

But what are the scps inside scps

[weary skiff]

1576 arguably doesn’t need any special containment procedures

[chrome summit]

But really. The best I see it. "List of Anomalous Objects" should be "things we have yet to give an SCP Number" to

[weary skiff]

not even arguably, it just doesn’t

[chrome summit]

And we just toss into a storage for now

[keen escarp]

but its also a lot more than a minor object

you can uh

[weary skiff]

fully agree

is the 1344 in sl 1344-a or -b

[keen escarp]

speak to the freaking dead?

[chrome summit]

Some probably would never get a full number still

Like the pencil

[keen escarp]

yeah the pencil is duh

[chrome summit]

But you still want a catalog

Things like 018 can be given a reason of being one of the early containments

2176 has connections to GOIs

[weary skiff]

018 also needs to be specially contained you can’t just chuck it in a drawer

[chrome summit]

Tell that to Site-02

[weary skiff]

fuck 1509 honestly shouldn’t even be an scp

if we’re going by anomalous object law rules

sure it makes identical copies of dead people but who cares just put it in a box somewhere and it’ll never do anything

like this is why i don’t like the log

[keen escarp]

again

insanely

[chrome summit]

Someone just really liked the machette

[keen escarp]

different

from a pencil that stands on its tip

[weary skiff]

why try and make an article about something mostly mundane when you can just list it as an anomalous object

[keen escarp]

its not just based on easy to contain thats what the safe class is for

its generally just for lame objects

[weary skiff]

a lot of the better series 1-2 articles are just mostly normal objects with a story of its recovery or smth

[chrome summit]

Honestly it can be a good way to just show how messy the anomalous world can get

Some objects will just get noticed before others

And then given a classification

Yeah, machette that brings back the dead is basic

But all it takes is a researcher thinking it is cool and wanting to do test

[bright mantle]

also spawns ants

[chrome summit]

There's an entire SCP built around this concept actually

It's a coin that always lands on the same side.

It starts off as just another anomalous object

[fervent forge]

Also the number of SCP objects only need to exist for when the plot needs it

[chrome summit]

Then someone finds it. Has some fun and "oh fuck this is a reality bender that makes wishes come true"

[fervent forge]

There's an SCP that only properly showed its full effects when paired with a previous unclassified anomalous object

[chrome summit]

It becomes an SCP. Someone makes another coin that always lands on the opposite side. Some idiot then neutralize the SCP by wishing for it to land on the opposite side all the time. Wishing power gone.

Then it repeats

Or maybe a parallel world.

Heads or Tails is the SCP. Another article gimmick.

[fervent forge]

Ultimately trying to make all the SCPs work is a futile effort

[chrome summit]

Names swap and which side the coin always lands on changes whenever you read it

[keen escarp]

by this logic just

[fervent forge]

They exist

[keen escarp]

what ISNT basic?

[chrome summit]

But the base concept was. "Some guy finds this anomalous object in our storage and fucks around with it. So we end up making it an SCP"

[keen escarp]

ehhh 500 just a pill that cures everythin

basic

remove scp classification

[chrome summit]

A pill that can not be recreated

[fervent forge]

SCP articles are also good for logging tests and quirks

[chrome summit]

Even that cloning tree does not make perfect copies

[keen escarp]

the machete cant be recreated either

[fervent forge]

They don't purely exist for containment

[chrome summit]

That's why the Foundation is interested in 500

[fervent forge]

They're a dedicated space where the Foundation logs info on a particular object

[chrome summit]

Yeah. Basic. But it has somethings they want answers to

[fervent forge]

Sometimes literally

[chrome summit]

"What the fuck is this made of?"

"How can we make it?"

[fervent forge]

RAISA goes through a lot of bullshit with the physical chunk of data the entry in being anomalous

[chrome summit]

500 would be really useful to have as a common medical thing in the world where the Foundation works as it counters most infectious SCPs

[fervent forge]

Stop accidentally inputting cognitohazards

[chrome summit]

So while 500 is basic. It has justification to be an SCP

It is something the Foundation is actively researching so they can recreate it for their benefit

[keen escarp]

ts crazy tho

[weary skiff]

is it

[keen escarp]

• extremely well written & creative scp object
• “ermmm its not alive so its trash”

[amber bone]

the bug blade that causes some random person to pop out of a wound is pretty anomalous

[weary skiff]

dude you’re pancakes and wafflesing my fucking message

[chrome summit]

It is a pretty basic object since yeah. It can be left in storage

[keen escarp]

you said because its classified as safe it shouldnt be an scp

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-run-gif-9458795053290269202

[weary skiff]

WHERE DID I SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS!!!!

[chrome summit]

The more likely thing is some research found in storage and they just started testing. Eventually it was just given an SCP classification

[keen escarp]

except you literally said ya hate waffles

[bright mantle]

what since when did they say that

[weary skiff]

dude

[weary magnet]

[weary skiff]

i didn’t say i hate 1509 i said by log of anomalous objects laws it really shouldn’t be an scp

our brains are SHRINKING

[chrome summit]

Ye

[weary skiff]

an iq too LOW?

[chrome summit]

1509 would most likely be placed into that log initially

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1509 ⁠— The Blade of Rebirth

by Rioghail
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +238

[chrome summit]

A log for things that havent been given an SCP Classification

But all it takes is just a few researchers finding it interesting and wanting to do some test

[keen escarp]

exact description of safe object class

[weary skiff]

i did not say “SCP-1509 should not be an scp because it’s safe class”

you are dumb, knock it off

[keen escarp]

“i dont hate 1509”

[amber bone]

I always thought the log was just for shit that has anomalous effects so minor they can't really be called SCPs

[keen escarp]

responds with insult

[chrome summit]

Now you are just pulling straws

My god snay

[keen escarp]

it is

[weary skiff]

that’s “fuck, 1509 should be one too honestly”

not “fuck 1509 i don’t like it”

[keen escarp]

and now

flerkjerk

you understand

the importance

[chrome summit]

Granted. Reviving the dead is a bit much for that log

[keen escarp]

of the comma

[chrome summit]

That's probably why it got an SCP classification

It would just automatically be the most interesting anomalous object on what is basically a waiting list

[amber bone]

reviving the dead and spewing out bugs is a little crazier than a pencil that always stands up or whatever they have in there

[keen escarp]

1 comma and the whole argument wouldnt have happened

[weary skiff]

do you understand the importance of not being pedantic bc it’s really fucking annoying

[keen escarp]

u literally conpletely misrepresented your point and i understandably misunderstood you

[harsh tiger]

I think 1509 has enough going on to where it's fine that it's an scp

[chrome summit]

It definitely is

[grave cove]

Can the 1509 ants bite you

[fervent forge]

In the walls

In the closet

Everywhere

Systematic

[keen escarp]

how am i being pedantic when i genuinely misunderstood you because your message looks like its saying something you didnt mean

[weary skiff]

i need 1509 to have a proper like respawning animation when ragdolls get reworked

lot of potential

[chrome summit]

It is a basic object. Since yeah. Reviving the dead isnt the craziest thing in the SCP World. But compared to the other things on that list? 1509 is far more interesting

[amber bone]

It's more the way that it does it than the actual effect

[weary skiff]

i thought you were arguing semantics over commas

my apologies slime

[fervent forge]

Have a horse in the meantime

[amber bone]

the whole "dude being reborn out of a bug-spewing wound caused by the blade" is really nuts

[chrome summit]

Have a Chara

[keen escarp]

yea i actually just thought u were hating cuz there wasnt a comma here before “1509”

ok we cools

[weary skiff]

i think if 1509 had a legit spawning animation this game’s rating might need to be increased

[amber bone]

butt ass naked d-class

[weary skiff]

but fuck would it be cool

[unkempt bolt]

🤤

[keen escarp]

can we get violent disembowlment in sl

[weary skiff]

i was thinking crawling out of dude was a little too extreme but

[keen escarp]

i wanna pop heads with my shotgun

[chrome summit]

Me watching as a grenade is tossed at my feet as I respawn from the ants

[grave cove]

Dookie

[keen escarp]

is there a lore reason 096 leaves bodies

[chrome summit]

You know. A simple animation could be cool. Like

Have the person dying to 1509 leave no ragdoll

And instead vanish with the skin removal particles from 3114

[bright mantle]

ntf with 106 animation gif

[chrome summit]

And the respawned person is now there

[amber bone]

yeah

[chrome summit]

I think an animation is cool. But it should be quick since chances are you are respawning in the middle of a fight

[grave cove]

What if the victim corpse ragdoll turn to skeleton after getting eaten by 049-2

[chrome summit]

So 049 can revive a person that 049-2 ate

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-ask-element-animation-minecraft-minecraft-villager-gif-4354214032270534297

[violet peak]

096 isn't hungry anymore.

[keen escarp]

can we get black mesa gibs

[violet peak]

He filled up on S/19-13 chips.

Which he bought at Site-19's canteen.

[keen escarp]

atleast let 096 tear ppl apart

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-17898863652618747891

Full of S19-13

[keen escarp]

a good alternative to eating ppl is simply obliterating them into a red stain

[keen escarp]

so where the s/19-13 come from again

[fervent forge]

"Oh, In case you get covered in the Terminus Ash , then let me give you a tip. sound of flipping pages Do NOT get covered in the Terminus Ash. We don't know what element it is yet, but it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human body."

[distant compass]

do you think some kind of virus scp would fit into SL? Like 008? (I know it’s a prion, but you get the idea)

[keen escarp]

016 bro

sentient microorganism

adapts n crap

realistically tho they got that crap locked up in the bowels of area 14

[keen escarp]

lol

whered the

terminus ash

come from tho

at site 19

o rite the anchors

wasnt it the SRAs

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spoilers-pandorica-river-song-doctor-who-gif-18293417

[violet peak]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iJ1XFlB8joamI0XICOOC9g9rXj9kQkem4wuxhFwJ9tg/edit?usp=sharing

Read up.

[keen escarp]

aararxtcygugufug

[red quartz]

Terminus ash made me who I am today

[distant compass]

You just fucking die unless in a critical situation like about to drown

[keen escarp]

youuu cant make me read

jumps into wayside

[chrome summit]

@keen escarp

[fervent forge]

Trying to remember if I lore dumped on Grongo yet

I think I did

[keen escarp]

genuinely the average site wide breach at area 14

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-mind-caine-tadc-ep-6-the-amazing-digital-circus-gif-8971367474723358822

[keen escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/cabin-in-the-woods-attack-scp-scpfoundation-gif-13599192

[red quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/infinite-void-gif-11396173772646734053

[fervent forge]

He's a knower

[chrome summit]

Why did they stand near all the doors

Are they stupid

[fervent forge]

Reading this document gives you cancer

Unfortunately

[keen escarp]

what

maaaaaan

[violet peak]

Site-19 got voided after some eggheads poked around with the stuff in a petri dish. They probably got it from the site's incinerators or from the GOC. Either way, this stuff clearly comes from incinerated TG remains mixed with some other anomalous materials that were also incinerated.

[ebon rampart]

Sup

[ebon rampart]

The fuck is that

[chrome summit]

Chara

[ebon rampart]

No, that's me

[keen escarp]

but

[ebon rampart]

I'm Chara

[keen escarp]

whyy did they have incinerated greens there

[chrome summit]

[ebon rampart]

That thing is Frisk Undertale

[grave cove]

2 charas

[chrome summit]

[keen escarp]

this was pre gockification wasnt it

[violet peak]

The GOC are know to give TG remains to the SCPF to make reality anchors.

At the end of the process, you are left with a hyper entropic ash-like substance that can causes CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenarios which is what happened to Site-19.

[keen escarp]

ok that makes sense

[violet peak]

And is believed to be happening again at Site-02.

[keen escarp]

O5-12 straight CKing it

[paper lake]

I prefer to call GOC Bookburners

[slow panther]

what kind of word gocks is

[paper lake]

That’s also my library account password so I don’t forget it

[slow panther]

cocks

[paper lake]

GOC agents

[keen escarp]

gock/gawker is just more versatile

[slow panther]

call them gocs

[paper lake]

Call them PHYSICS agents

[keen escarp]

and makes sense outside library context

[paper lake]

Since usually field operatives are from PHYSICS

[grave cove]

Gonk

[keen escarp]

is there a lore reason an in-universe name for ci is “Sowers of Discord”

who let them have allat aura

CI just be stacking auraful titles

“Carcinona” sounds tough even tho its like skin cancer or smth

[paper lake]

The Chaos Insurgency are a disease that proliferates in the dark

[violet peak]

They live in the dark so we die in the light.

[paper lake]

They seek answers they do not know the questions to

They call the Foundation and Coalition liars, deceptors. Yet they cause chaos across the world in a reverential bloodlust

They are a threat against humanity, against normalcy

[marble mantle]

do you think the chaos insurgency captured the flesh that mates in some canon

[keen escarp]

the what

[paper lake]

So let’s see their so called intermittent vengeance

[marble mantle]

do you want to know

[keen escarp]

no

[marble mantle]

good

you don't want to be in the know

[paper lake]

Because let me be clear
Humanity’s survival is non-negotiable

[keen escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-insurgency-scp-secret-laboratory-no-human-behind-that-mask-gif-15221801456088365640

[marble mantle]

nah

I think we could negotiate human survival

[violet peak]

Bro is quoting EFTV 2.

[paper lake]

Nearly word for word

[marble mantle]

exterminate half of humans on earth in exchange for world peace

[keen escarp]

the last serpents hand member in the sl canon

[paper lake]

Mobile YT doesn’t have a transcript for videos, so I had to type out every word

[violet peak]

We have a transcript already.

[keen escarp]

lowkey gon lock in

[violet peak]

https://discord.com/channels/1310057454028984320/1465647981373161576

[paper lake]

Oh wait there was a transcript on YT

I didn’t scroll down far enough

[violet peak]

Yes.

[keen escarp]

they will actually just slime out the entire goc and chaos

John Hand

[chrome summit]

It always ends the same.

[violet peak]

Not without SCP-268 he wont.

"It will always end the same way."

[keen escarp]

LS is unnoticable anyway

thats how they stole it back from the foundation in the first place

if u wear 268 long enough its effect lingers

[keen escarp]

na bro just 1 more CK

trust

one more

and we good

[paper lake]

What if we just CK Site-02 out of existence so there’s no evidence for the GOC to find

Worked well with Site-19

[keen escarp]

need the machine

[paper lake]

Love how accurate this is

[chrome summit]

It always ends the same. At the beginning, a terrible day when the visionary decided to save the world.

[paper lake]

Someone should add O5-12 in The background saying
We’re so screwed

[chrome summit]

I should have thought of this sooner

[fervent forge]

MAGISTER

WE ARE SO FUCKED

[paper lake]

Yes Overseer

[fervent forge]

Ever since the S19 incident, the Magister has been a lot... Tamer

[chrome summit]

One day

[paper lake]

Almost as if they’re Encoulated to all the stress

[lilac sandal]

you guys should make a new image but with the chaos on the like fake gate B where the car comes from

[chrome summit]

Oh uh

What was that quote for O5-12 seeing everything or whatever

I want a fitting quote for the banner on the event content pages

[lilac sandal]

let me checdfk

[lilac sandal]

https://youtu.be/flm8AigqBzc?t=887

[violet peak]

Let me get that for you.

[lilac sandal]

do you mean this one

[violet peak]

"Buying time is the only thing we have been doing, Magister. For the last 74 years, 5 months, 21 days, 12 Hours, 45 Minutes and 7 seconds all we‘ve done is buy time. Glimpses, visions, fragments of memories that have never happened and never will but did. I have seen every permutation, every single possibility, every single decision that has and hasn't been made. Memories of people like you dying infinite deaths in an infinite number of ways. Every variation of our facility suffering through thousands of disasters each. It always ends the same. At the beginning, the terrible day when The Visionary decided to save the world. But you do not remember this. I hardly do. A blur sharpened only by this connection to The Machine. We are buying time. I do not understand how but every addition we make furthers us beyond the furthest point we have ever been. As long as we create, as long as we continue to grow, this meaningless existence has no choice but to mean something. We will die in this facility a million times over. We will die until we find a way to live the life we were meant to live. Until we finally die for the last time. Do you understand?"

[marble mantle]

chat flood

[violet peak]

I have seen every permutation, every single possibility, every single decision that has and hasn't been made. Memories of people like you dying infinite deaths in an infinite number of ways. Every variation of our facility suffering through thousands of disasters each. It always ends the same.

[marble mantle]

not reading all of that

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[shadow crag]

john crown

[chrome summit]

Every variation part seems most fitting

[shadow crag]

when will john crown save sl

[weary skiff]

had a really cool body horror idea for a sort of ranged 049-2 variant

[keen escarp]

what does he mean by this

[weary skiff]

the mechanism of which the range would come from would be hollowed arms grafted to a sac on the back of the person. the arms are fused to similarly hollowed human heads and the projectile is fired from their mouths

[lilac sandal]

bro doesn't know

[keen escarp]

whos the visionary bra

does he mean hes literally been restructuring reality since 52

to buy time

[violet peak]

O5-1.

[chrome summit]

!wiki SCP-956

[chrome carbon]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCP-956

[chrome summit]

Banner

[weary skiff]

walk with me here

[paper lake]

-One
Commonly nicknamed as The Visionary in O5 canons

[weary skiff]

these’d be over the shoulder like revenant shoulder canons

[keen escarp]

yea that maks sense

[keen escarp]

idk

seems more like 610 than something 049 would turn a guy into

maybe itd make sense with added sl lore for doc

[weary skiff]

fair

[keen escarp]

cus 049 normally would not do that to an mf

[weary skiff]

049-2 are really fucked up tho

in the article he gives a dude a giant stomach mouth

[keen escarp]

yea

thats why i think there should def be 049-2 subclasses

[weary skiff]

that’s the idea yea

[keen escarp]

i mean its the best way to rework 049

[unkempt bolt]

Hey girls

[keen escarp]

rework 049-2

[unkempt bolt]

Damn nobody fw me

[keen escarp]

049 is infact already altered from the site 19 incident ofc

[chrome summit]

Holy shit. Genuis hit me again

[keen escarp]

canonical 049 would fold from 1 bullet

[grim belfry]

tell him to stop

[chrome summit]

"Glimpses, visions, fragments of memories that have never happened and never will but did"

[unkempt bolt]

Or words

[chrome summit]

That quote is PERFECT for the banner on the cut content pages

[keen escarp]

is he cooking

[weary skiff]

you could use the excuse that terminus ash made 049 more of a mad doctor archetype due to believing the entire world has the pestilence or smth

[unkempt bolt]

Cut content coming out in 30 years

[weary skiff]

the game design ash

[keen escarp]

this makes sense maybe

[umbral carbon]

lol.

[violet peak]

Eh, there's a bit of a link between what S/19-13 does to those it affects but, who knows what it would do to 049?

[keen escarp]

im gonna call it that now

[umbral carbon]

only good thing to ever come from kkbleeblob

[keen escarp]

i mean it made him hyper durable

[violet peak]

Maybe it would drive him a bit crazy.

[keen escarp]

in his article hes like just a guy

[violet peak]

Being able to see the pestilence even clearer than before.

[unkempt bolt]

Cut content needa drop sooner

[violet peak]

Being able to always see the affected instead of it creeping up.

[unkempt bolt]

Only more cut content incoming

[keen escarp]

chat

what if we let doc use keycards

i mean theres 0 reason he wouldnt be able to

[violet peak]

CB's 049 can open whatever he wants without one.

[umbral carbon]

Considering it makes you want to jump in Wayside... altered mental state is probably passable

[keen escarp]

oo yea

[marble mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[weary skiff]

what if instead of a doctor’s bag he had a doctors fanny pack

[marble mantle]

no

nvm

i thought i lost embed for a second

[unkempt bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

gif stealer

[unkempt bolt]

L O L

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-roles-gif-5323673475185079430

[violet peak]

Add 457 onto there.

The cut content page.

[marble mantle]

add me onto the cut page

[keen escarp]

let 049 use proximity chaaast

wolukujulu

[marble mantle]

make 049 speak french when using proximity chat

[chrome summit]

That was never a thing in game

[weary skiff]

i hope sl’s 049 design is like actually unique

[keen escarp]

u can do that right as a qa tester u can just add that rn

maks sens 2 me

[marble mantle]

I was definitely a thing in-game

[chrome summit]

Nope

[weary skiff]

plugin

[keen escarp]

yea plugin

[chrome summit]

Nada

[marble mantle]

the implications

[chrome summit]

Infact. About to do a chem test

[keen escarp]

but add that fr northwood

[chrome summit]

Bye

[shadow crag]

i was a thing in the game

[keen escarp]

049 should be able to speak bro

[violet peak]

He forgot how.

[keen escarp]

he got terminus ash in his lungs

[shadow crag]

site 19 radioactive soil fused his mouth with his beak more than it was

and he cant open his mouth

[keen escarp]

dont do S/19-13 kids

[weary skiff]

049’s character is very particular and i would much rather him have actual voice lines

[violet peak]

Well, NW said if they were going to give 049 voice lines they would try to get TheVolgun to voice him.

[shadow crag]

too bad he doesnt

[keen escarp]

idk bro 079 talkin shi over the speakers is kinda out of character for his canonically toddler-level emotional intelligence

[keen escarp]

NOO

he needs to be FRENCH

[shadow crag]

@mild agate what is your stance on this

[weary skiff]

it’s perfectly in character for the emotionally toddler-level character to talk shit at you

[keen escarp]

i mean maybe

but i mean

ok literally every playable class with vc is out of character

[weary skiff]

it doesn’t really matter as much with 079 because of the heavy distortion and the fact that he just isn’t 049

[bright mantle]

i gotta read site 13

[shadow crag]

079s tryna farm aura n shi but i cant understand what they are saying

[mild agate]

ig bro

[keen escarp]

ntf wouldnt be blasting music out of their throats and 939 wouldnt spam a voiceline 22 times but they do cuz video game

[shadow crag]

why are u not against voicelines

[violet peak]

She actually loves to do that canonically.

[keen escarp]

jus giv 049 proximity chat

[shadow crag]

if i spam the 079 voiceline as 939 is that lore accurate

[keen escarp]

way better than voicelines

[marble mantle]

I am of disagreeance with thou sentiment

[violet peak]

Only voices are.

[wispy walrus]

nop

[keen escarp]

if he says out of character stuff literally no one cares so does everyone else

[wispy walrus]

SCPs shouldn't have vc

It would ruin the feel

[tacit estuary]

Bring back 939 and 049 being sble to speak to players

[keen escarp]

049 can literally talk and 079 has vc

[wispy walrus]

You're not suppose to be able to converse with the scps because it makes it less scary

[marble mantle]

you're not going to believe this

but they have vc with each other

[wispy walrus]

Obviously 079

I feel like that's different because he's not scary

[shadow crag]

how do u think they got the scp 049 interview

[violet peak]

Imagine if a random spectator was chosen to speak in place of SCP-127.

[wispy walrus]

Bruh

That's different from vc tho

049 would spam voice lines or so "RRAAAAH COME HERE"

[shadow crag]

if we gave 049 voicelines instead of vc we'd js be copying cb

[wispy walrus]

Then don't give voice lines

[wispy walrus]

Throw in pit

[shadow crag]

"jump off jump off jump off jump off"

[wispy walrus]

They also shoot 127 for the player

Player can't control it

[violet peak]

"Nice hands bawss."

[mild agate]

just keep them to a minimum and small amount, I think the way 3114 does it, where it yaps with everything it does, is a bad way to go about it

[wispy walrus]

If they do what I'm thinking with 953 it would be cool

Like after a few kills

And that's it

[shadow crag]

"grrrrr"

[wispy walrus]

Well 3114 isn't serious

[keen escarp]

i feel like 939s voiceline mimicry is useless

[wispy walrus]

I would mind if a real SCP had lines in the way 3114 did

[keen escarp]

has anyone actually tricked a single soul with that

[violet peak]

Yes.

[wispy walrus]

Yeah

There 106 noise

[shadow crag]

yes

[wispy walrus]

I've seen people fall for it

[keen escarp]

no the voiceline mimicry

[wispy walrus]

Weirdly

Oh

[keen escarp]

mimicking people

[weary skiff]

i’ve gotten some people with really natural sounding voicelines

[keen escarp]

its actual

[shadow crag]

i mentally dominate people by spamming the 079 voiceline

[mild agate]

that crosses the line for me

[keen escarp]

thing

[wispy walrus]

No

[keen escarp]

that the scp is named after

yeah its trash

[wispy walrus]

It's just a soundboard

They should keep it though

[weary skiff]

there’s no legit way to make mimicry the main focus of 939

[keen escarp]

“with many voices”
looks inside
only good at mimicking sounds that arent voices

[coarse falcon]

Playing D-class is boring

[wispy walrus]

939 is such a good voice actress she can do gun noises

[coarse falcon]

I hate D-classes

[keen escarp]

idk maybe let 939 copy more of players’ voice chat

instead of stuff from right before death

[wispy walrus]

I've been saying this

Let 939 record one line at the start of the round

[keen escarp]

current voice mimicry is usable exclusively for spamming and no other purpose

[unkempt bolt]

The only way you fool someone with mimicry in the big 26 is spamming vector sounds and using voice clips from a non gay person

That isn’t just screaming

[keen escarp]

man just give 939 vc back and explain if with a dead scientist in its chamber who the voice belonged to

[coarse falcon]

Cant wait to hear 939 spamming songs in the voice chat

[keen escarp]

is it really any worse than 939 walking around spamming a goofy ahh voiceline

[coarse falcon]

Both are bad

The first one is funnier though

[keen escarp]

having vc at least lets 939 actually use its main ability

[coarse falcon]

Will people actually fall for it?

[keen escarp]

probably

its a lot more believable than “AAAA DOG DOG“ “AAAA DOG DOG-“ “AAAA DOG DOG-“ at the door

[foggy summit]

Hjelp

I think I bif my tong

[keen escarp]

oh no

[foggy summit]

It's crawling away

[keen escarp]

have you tried biting the other side to even it out

[foggy summit]

I tried biting the back end of my tongue but it still hurt

[keen escarp]

like

3114

is way better at 939s entire gimmick

than 939

3114 canonically cant even do any of this

it kinda just pieces human parts onto itself and cant talk

[coarse falcon]

that implies 953 is better at 939s gimmick also

[keen escarp]

cuz just having voice chat is better mimicry than voice lines

[keen escarp]

correct

tho its also 953s gimmick

[coarse falcon]

true

[keen escarp]

wait

dude 953 is basically better 939

dang

[coarse falcon]

u mean like gameplay wise

or

[keen escarp]

yes

[coarse falcon]

alright

better 3114 too

[keen escarp]

that ones obvious

3114 is just a worse 953 idk what theyr gonna do with skele after 15.0

[coarse falcon]

wasnt skeleton meant for testing

[keen escarp]

think so

[coarse falcon]

they were testing what they could add on the game, in this case it would be shapeshiting

if thats the case

get rid of 3114

like why keep the skeleton

[unkempt bolt]

Cuz of plug. Ins

[violet peak]

The amusement.

[unkempt bolt]

It’s too late to delete 3114

[keen escarp]

cuz its so funny bro

[unkempt bolt]

Not every servers vanilla

[coarse falcon]

fair

[keen escarp]

3114 is complete non canonical bs but shes so peak

[glass pilot]

The unwashed masses love the skeleton

[coarse falcon]

is 3114 returning for this halloween?

[unkempt bolt]

Unless 953 is just a straight upgrade he prolly not going away

[coarse falcon]

anyways add 2191-1

[violet peak]

3114 can dance, 953 can not, 3114 stays.

[grim belfry]

remove 953

[ebon rampart]

In b4 we get people with 🚫 953 in their names

[harsh tiger]

953 will definitely play differently. Though the main advantage 3114 has is that his undisguise period won't be limited. He can stay undisguised for however long he wants and can reveal himself whenever he wants

[keen escarp]

northwood can we start genuinely calling epsilon-11 “nine-tailed gocks”

can

can we have 1 character say that

[harsh tiger]

This isn't very funny

[keen escarp]

im jumping into wayside

im not funny

[lucid lagoon]

HOW TO STRANGLE AS SKELLY PLS

[coarse falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310057454893137972/1498745156680155306/caption-1.gif

[keen escarp]

no

i gotta

go to 106s chamver

and deactivate the magnets

let him take me

thats how not funny it is

[coarse falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[grim belfry]

how does he get up that fast

[rancid plinth]

What the fuck do you mean

[violet peak]

You need to take your skin off and then you can. That lasts only for a short period of time.

[coarse falcon]

gocks is a nickname for GOC agents

theres also gawkers

[lucid lagoon]

keybind for strangling?

[violet peak]

Hold the right mouse button.

[rancid plinth]

This sounds fine at least

[lucid lagoon]

ty

[violet peak]

Press F1 for ingame help as whatever you are playing as.

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[keen escarp]

bro shut up im already getting my innards ripped to shreds for entertainment by larry

[coarse falcon]

ennard

[keen escarp]

holy cow

[keen escarp]

goode would say this

[coarse falcon]

i dont think he would

[keen escarp]

this is something goode wouldve said if he knew about e-11 being compromised

[keen escarp]

dude he says the most goofy crap

[violet peak]

I'm pretty sure everyone knew about that.

Especially Site-17.

[coarse falcon]

he did

he knew

[keen escarp]

“sweating like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs” my guy youre torturing an ancient spirit rn tf u on about

[coarse falcon]

yeah nvm he would say Nine-Tailed Gocks

[keen escarp]

exactly

[coarse falcon]

them fucking Nine-Tailed Gawkers

i hate them

[weary skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1415874845278867507/1423803910186995844/image0.gif

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/it-couldnt-have-just-walked-away-gif-26408548

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/people-black-and-white-gif-22234625

[keen escarp]

y cant we have 953 disguise as props bro

the article does not specify it isnt possible bro

[coarse falcon]

it straight up says she can turn into objects

but like

nah dude

we good

this aint prop hunt

[keen escarp]

ok i just think a crate with ears scurrying across heavy would be funny asf

[grim belfry]

scp prop hunt in 15.0 is real

[ebon rampart]

False

[wispy walrus]

That's a classic combination!

[weary skiff]

i saw the exact tweet you pulled this image from

[coarse falcon]

holy shit

again???

[weary skiff]

yes

[keen escarp]

Im finished

[weary skiff]

the fortnite one right

[coarse falcon]

yeah

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-gib-mio-naganohara-anime-gif-14335127640232138854

[keen escarp]

my argument has been dismantled at the molecular level

i might as well never even speak again

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-video-game-game-getting-started-gif-4673192

[ebon rampart]

Indeed

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-baby-wah-wah-baki-ali-jr-cry-baki-ali-jr-crying-gif-14072499372459106739

[keen escarp]

mmmmm

na

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mathew-patrick-matpat-matpat-keep-going-keep-going-dont-stop-gif-3419099738783524488

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/von-karma-gif-20810938

[keen escarp]

evil flower

i rest my case

[coarse falcon]

flowey undertale

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-franziska-von-karma-confident-gif-490033356194692083

[wispy walrus]

I love this guy

[marble mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1492227912433401936/attachment.gif

[wispy walrus]

POV: You're at the doctor's office in 2014 doing a checkup and you see this hb on the scale

@marble mantle read pfp

[marble mantle]

yuki from alya sometimes hides her feelings in russian

[wispy walrus]

Midori

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[ebon rampart]

How inefficient

[keen escarp]

i love them

something abt them makes me laugh uncontrollably

[wispy walrus]

well they aren't funny to me

they jsut exist

they are homies

[coarse falcon]

friend :)

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[keen escarp]

i got my

[wispy walrus]

what is it even called

[keen escarp]

peripheral vision tested with one

[wispy walrus]

like how do I look it up

[keen escarp]

seeing the face slowly enter my field of view was the funniest thing ever

[neon snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206614543095173140/1343321626384535602/attachment.gif

[wispy walrus]

why would he do this?

[wispy walrus]

LMAKOSQJ IGNYUHP

😭

[foggy summit]

Bauhbuj

[wispy walrus]

its me

[quiet mantle]

.

[wispy walrus]

.

[foggy summit]

I should add flowers jundertale to tomadachi life

[wispy walrus]

I love flamboyance from understatement

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

infiltrators fighting guards for the first tram into lcz

[foggy summit]

Dr sherman kinda gives the vibe of weird al yankovic

[keen escarp]

lowl

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[wispy walrus]

boywife gay

[marble mantle]

speak for yourself

[wispy walrus]

you know it's true

[marble mantle]

you're a maid

shut it

pipsqueak

[fierce lynx]

how many times u gonna make this joke little chud

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[fierce lynx]

this one too

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[marble mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

https://tenor.com/view/this-gif-frying-me-gif-12768520053850155886

[marble mantle]

what the shit

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pool-spaghetti-what-the-fuck-was-i-even-thinking-what-was-i-even-thinking-what-was-i-thinking-spaghetti-gif-10794026949501374799

[fierce lynx]

what the freak

man

[wispy walrus]

https://imgur.com/aRud252

we need to bring this gif back 💜

[fierce lynx]

ok

[ebon rampart]

TF2 maps with custom announcers fucking suck

Except Watergate

[coral topaz]

ik this isn't offical discord but general scp question, if your writing an scp can u make a group of interest that is the anomly itself

[weary skiff]

yeah there’s several

[ebon rampart]

Several?

I only remember like

Nobody and the Black Queen (?)

[weary skiff]

the factory if you’re counting 001 proposals

[ebon rampart]

Is Nobody even an SCP

[old fossil]

infiltrators fighting guards for the first tram into lcz

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfaooo-notlaughing-nolaugh-gif-5080782312795652966

[chrome summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/1497403060106821844/caption.d697b975.gif

[deft cargo]

what the fuck is this

mashed potatoes with gravy on a cone

[violet peak]

London's "ice cream".

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-bug-facts-one-day-you-will-have-to-answer-for-your-actions-and-god-may-not-be-so-merciful-gianni-matragrano-gif-22471843

[tepid tundra]

scp shorts slop and its consequences

[hidden wave]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The ongoing PEARS Session (PEARS 5) is available for Tier 3+ Patreon Supporters!
It focuses on an early game overhaul, with the second session starting <t:1777662000:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[vestal cedar]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

The record for most pears eaten in 24 hours is 327.8

[marble mantle]

what's your guys' favourite scp-001 proposal

[vestal cedar]

that one

[marble mantle]

which one is that one

[vestal cedar]

That one

I think it’s like

001 or smth

[coarse falcon]

Either Keter Duty or The Consensus

[marble mantle]

keter duty is a good one

[ebon rampart]

This guy is not real

[polar locust]

ngl I'd prefer scp power scaling over jjk powerscalers

[coarse falcon]

nah scp power scaling is definitely way worse

like what are we scaling here, theres no central canon

sometimes the SCP aint even meant for fighting like 096

[mossy patrol]

*scp shorts peak

[polar locust]

I'm going to be honest, Gojo feels like the most boring character to powerscale because it always devolves into the same shit.

1. Can someone by pass Infinity? (This one I don't mind, it's kinda fun to argue the logic on)
2. Gojo can't be hurt unless it's some really specific cursed energy thing
3. Hollow Purple instantly destroys anything (debatable but I see people act like it would delete anything 100% of the time)
4. If all else fails, he just has an instant win button that scrambles your brain even if you somehow have no brain or no senses
   It's no wonder people resort to "destroy the planet" because that's the only option left

[tepid tundra]

mb unc

[marble mantle]

are people still powerscaling him

didn't he die already

[polar locust]

no don't you understand he solos fiction

[marble mantle]

we went from dragon ball powerscaling to jjk powerscaling and it's still bad

we all know that if the author wants a low power character to have plot armour the high power character will die regardless

unless said author is fujimoto

[mossy patrol]

LETS LARP

[jagged radish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trash-vs-garbage-oGx0VtQ2Nw9QpbvC6z

[ebon rampart]

who wins saitama or goku

[fiery salmon]

The Young Man

by Dr Gears
Rating: +1211

[polar locust]

If you're arguing from a pure Power Scaling standpoint, Goku because you have to argue using feats, and Saitama is a literal "Potential Man"

[marble mantle]

goku because it's over 9000

[mossy patrol]

power scale son vs daughter

[marble mantle]

he 1v1ed a god and didn't die

peak

idk

who the fuck is saitama btw

[ebon rampart]

the punch man

[marble mantle]

oh that guy

[polar locust]

baldy gag character in a shonen world

[marble mantle]

iirc he's only strong because everyone else is abysmally weak so he loses tbh

this is most definitely not because I have a prejudice against bald people

[polar locust]

tbh Shonen anime are all the same.
Slice of Life is where it's at.

You're telling me I can watch the more generic overdone fight scene for 3 minutes
OR I could watch cute anime girls talking about their favourite ice cream for 30 minutes?

Hook me up with that Lucky Star, fam!

[marble mantle]

BESTIE

I FOUND ONE OF MY KIND

[ebon rampart]

I've never watched any Japanese animation other than Ghost in the Shell, which had some very surface-level "philosophy" about humanity and whatnot and only had aesthetics going for it, and Akira, both of which I watched on old DVDs with my cousin. It was okay, I suppose...

[polar locust]

being real though, I hate that every anime is just impact frame slop.

Impact frames used to be cool, but now they feel overused, like jump scares in horror movies
If your action scenes rely on making scenes look like a kid adding every movie maker effect for their slide show, I'm not interested.

Give me interesting fight cheography and animation, not vfx spam.

[marble mantle]

demon slayer scratches that itch for me

tanjiro is frustratingly weak and he has not once killed one of the strong demons solo aside from mujin train but it's also realistic and you actively see him improve

[wispy walrus]

well well well

if it isn't slcord p*werscaling

[wispy walrus]

powerscale son vs daughter with homocidal hatred of fathers and wants to kill all men, I would take daughter

[polar locust]

anyway next Sunday is Gru vs Megamind

[wispy walrus]

gru p vs megamind

[polar locust]

anyone planning to watch the Backrooms movie

[weary skiff]

yea

opening night if i end up being free

[ebon rampart]

Backrooms movie?

[weary skiff]

did you not know that was coming out

[polar locust]

29th of May

Kane Pixels

[ebon rampart]

I wasn't aware there was a Backrooms movie in the first place

[weary skiff]

that’s what i said

[polar locust]

got announced years ago that A24 was working with Kane Pixels

[ebon rampart]

I was confirming your question

[ornate nymph]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-whimsical--k01KQDKXP0F3YTA7N1EC8Y3JMT0

how it feels to play ess see pee secret lab!!

[weary skiff]

exact opposite

every time i play sl i feel depressed and want to hurt others

[vestal cedar]

It’s the same feeling as your coffin being lowered into a hole

[jagged radish]

Backrooms is gonna be some mid

Now the 400th Resident Evil movie coming out in September…..

[ebon rampart]

Me playing Chaos Theory

[jagged radish]

The trailer came out and it’s got that same intrigue of Weapons since it’s the same director

[mossy patrol]

spongebob big guy pants ok

[tough fern]

See how I learn from you

[vestal cedar]

Chaos theory is so fun while also so fucking annoying

[jagged radish]

Cuz worst community

[ornate nymph]

kinda why I stopped playing

I can only get on after a long enough wait to the point it kinda feels novel and new again for 60 minutes

[unkempt bolt]

How

[marble mantle]

valid reaction to booting up scp sl

[vestal cedar]

If you had to get tortured by a nordic country you would too

[marble mantle]

[unkempt bolt]

Sl is only torture in the sense in it being a really really boring game

Unless you have 300 friends

[harsh tiger]

Let's play secret labbg

Labby

[unkempt bolt]

Drop the pears 5 servers and I’ll think about it blud

[marble mantle]

SL is torture because I can't murder the dboys when I don't spawn as guard

[vestal cedar]

Secret labooboo

[harsh tiger]

Tomorrow

[unkempt bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-laugh-steam-happy-steam-gif-5667918476265440981

[distant compass]

the best feeling is chasing helpless d-class with the 1509 as a scientist early in the round

[harsh tiger]

Dbd killer

[distant compass]

all that is left are bear traps to be added to sl

[ornate nymph]

they call SCP: SL 007
0 changes to how the core gameloop flows (until PEARS 5 changes are implemented in 2029)
0 minutes spent alive
7+ years in development

[tough fern]

The Containment Officer should have beartraps he can place on the map

[polar locust]

I don't know what it is, but the steam emotes feel like reddit tier humor

[unkempt bolt]

Just typing words

[red quartz]

how long has this tarp been there

[weary skiff]

containment officer should spawn IN 096s chamber

[plush talon]

since ever

[red quartz]

lies

[polar locust]

inside his room and ragemogging 096 since he can't get into it

[unkempt bolt]

How is this Reddit

Or this

[harsh tiger]

Harass 096 during the 25 second ensnare

[tough fern]

The Containment Officer should spawn in the broken door and can only be let out if someone else opens it

[red quartz]

unleash the officer

[unkempt bolt]

Release the gubbies

[harsh tiger]

Is the containment officer the barney calhoun of scp sl or the Leon Kennedy of scp sl

[red quartz]

leon

[weary skiff]

you’ve asked this

[unkempt bolt]

Barney

[harsh tiger]

To a smaller audience

[polar locust]

this actually make me chuckle to myself

[plush talon]

trues

[weary skiff]

when is the evil and intimidating horse being added to sl

[distant compass]

cant be leon, the officer has no plot armour

[red quartz]

ai

[ebon rampart]

He's the nameless guard who dies

[harsh tiger]

That one horse on the wiki that talked once and never again

[tough fern]

Leon

[harsh tiger]

No he's the protagonist

Closest SL has to a main character

[plush talon]

Actually Implemented

[red quartz]

containment officer is re2 leon specifically

[unkempt bolt]

playing phonk in the car

[tough fern]

He’s the Wesker of SL actually

[vestal cedar]

When sl dupe glitch

[harsh tiger]

First day on the job

[polar locust]

I just want the Custom Keycard treatment to be given to human models for modders.

Let me create my own dumb custom factions.
I want to create Gordon Freeman as a class.

[tough fern]

We need a Mr X equivalent for him

[harsh tiger]

"Welcome Containment Officer"

[harsh tiger]

106

[unkempt bolt]

Containment officer is re9 Leon

[tough fern]

What’s an scp built like Mr X

[harsh tiger]

Scripted encounter with 106

[weary skiff]

if i ever get around to making an sl series or short film im having the containment officer ritualistically splayed on the walls

[unkempt bolt]

Let’s not lie

[tough fern]

082 actually

[polar locust]

Is there any lore to suggest Leon Kennedy has some of the zombie virus stuff in his system, or is he really just in his 40s and built different

[tough fern]

Make him buff as shit

[red quartz]

coming back to heavy after unlocking entrance

[harsh tiger]

173 is the closest I guess since he's big and tanky and just keeps coming to you

[unkempt bolt]

Just don’t get bitten bruh

[harsh tiger]

What if entrance has these signs with the containment officer's real name

[tough fern]

Yes but none of the scps in game are huge and buff like Mr X

[unkempt bolt]

I’m prty sure re infection isn’t just in the air

[red quartz]

actual main character

[polar locust]

No I mean, if the stuff turns people into superpowered humans or monsters, I wouldn't be surprised if he took the shit Wesker has.

[weary skiff]

why does the entire facility care about this random chud who just tells people to fuck off

[tough fern]

He has a very important job

Protecting 127

[mint stream]

Can 106 come back to life and throw a bigass fucking missile at the containment officer

[jagged radish]

Raccoon City Syndrome (which he has) is T-Virus related so yes, he’s had dormant T-virus in his system for 28 years

[unkempt bolt]

Also ya

[polar locust]

actually on that topic
Chris "Beat a Boulder in a Punching Match" Redfield

[weary skiff]

leon and i had a small interaction and let’s just say i now have the t-virus

[marble mantle]

doxxing isn't cool

[jagged radish]

Chris is just strong asf lmao

[sand oyster]

Did he or did he not bite you on the neck

[red quartz]

is this true ?

[weary skiff]

oh he did a lot more than that

[tough fern]

I could survive Nemesis

[polar locust]

It'd be funny if it took your username.

"Welcome Shithead!"

[mint stream]

Hey

[marble mantle]

this isn't fair

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368475349934936195/1377745712489562192/IMG_8814.gif

[sand oyster]

How

[marble mantle]

it should have been ME

[red quartz]

would you be happy if the containment officer looked like this

[marble mantle]

[tough fern]

I could survive

[tough fern]

Yes actually

[red quartz]

dweeb ass nerd

[sand oyster]

How could you survive

[mint stream]

I have a gift for you

[tough fern]

Have the word CONTAINMENT on his chest

[jagged radish]

Leon only goes for emotionally unavailable women sorry stupids

[mint stream]

Come collect my gift

[atomic apex]

Chudionman is here!

[polar locust]

Containment Officer returning to Heavy:

[tough fern]

Dodging him

[jagged radish]

Not this guy

[mint stream]

Dodge my missile

[atomic apex]

Should i tatto pro scp sl player on my leg

[polar locust]

SL needs more twinks, so yes.

[sand oyster]

How would you dodge him

[atomic apex]

Don't send it

[unkempt bolt]

If you had to survive one re game what would it be

[tough fern]

Not getting hit

[sand oyster]

Not getting hit?

[tough fern]

Unironically

7

[red quartz]

who in sl is a twink right noe

[jagged radish]

RE7 was completely optional

[red quartz]

096?

[polar locust]

096

[red quartz]

cool

[tough fern]

Or 2

[atomic apex]

Scientist

[tough fern]

They feel the most survivable

[jagged radish]

Ethan did not have to go in that bitch 😭

[sand oyster]

SHY GUY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[red quartz]

nah hes fat

[wispy walrus]

sone

[polar locust]

Me watching this stupid fucking chat

[tough fern]

I would dodge his attacks if he tried to punch me

[unkempt bolt]

We ain’t surviving re1 tho

[sand oyster]

0% body fat 100% bones 200% twink

[tough fern]

I think you underestimate my dodging

[jagged radish]

“Ethan stay away!”
“She wants me to come get her”

[weary skiff]

i mean 096 fits the bill

[sand oyster]

You would dodge his punches?

[weary skiff]

skinny mostly hairless gay man

[vestal cedar]

049 and his goons are twinks

[wispy walrus]

jamie pull up the trans 096 origin tale

[tough fern]

Yeah

[red quartz]

is 096 gay

[weary skiff]

i mean look at him

[jagged radish]

How the fuck is 096 a twink yall just typing shit

[fiery salmon]

Possible matches

• SCP-096 ⁠— The "Shy Guy" (+4745)
• SCP-2017 ⁠— The Girl with the Made-Up Disease (+382)
• SCP-7090 ⁠— The Girl With The Sun In Her Head (+183)
• SCP-6773 ⁠— Shadow the Shy Bird (+93)
• Peace of Mind for the Wavering Girl (+21)

…and 4942 more

[wispy walrus]

dude

[vestal cedar]

!release

[unkempt bolt]

All that to just for her to get ||beamed by Chris in re8 cuz he got bored ||

[chrome carbon]

[wispy walrus]

there's a tale of 096 origin

[tough fern]

I don’t think he feels anything besides rage or sadness

[wispy walrus]

that's just 096 was a sad trans pesron

or something

that transformed into 096

😭

[unkempt bolt]

Literally why did he do that

[jagged radish]

That doesn’t mean twink what

[red quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wispy walrus]

"TEASER" 😳

[polar locust]

Something HUGE is coming!

[weary skiff]

the penis..

[sand oyster]

Immense passion for his art work as well and he hates being criticized he def a drag

[bright mantle]

096 penis

[plush talon]

It was scraped

[sand oyster]

You think 096 would be a good hugger

[red quartz]

no

[bright mantle]

scrapped

[jagged radish]

Thank you Chris for vagueposting the entire game ❤️‍🩹

[red quartz]

096 is all bones

[polar locust]

Is there anything in SCP-096's original article to suggest he doesn't have a penis?
Asking real lore questions here.

[brazen cloak]

no

[polar locust]

Thank you Marketing Team

[red quartz]

he appeared just to answer that

[sand oyster]

I mean if you put me in 5x5x5 metal cube i think id be a little grumby just sayin

[tough fern]

106 and 096 probably have one

[umbral carbon]

106's original art was nude.

[vestal cedar]

He loves questions that involve that

[bright mantle]

it's very crucial for the future of sl