scp-discussion

[feral axle]

i was gonna have a heroic hero death by blowing myself up with jailbird on 096 but then i proceeded to die lamely to 173

[weary crag]

That's honestly human more than orc-ish

[deft cargo]

you dont have to pay tax

[celest warren]

Me who died against dog because I closed the door in my face:

[feral axle]

i like it

i just wish it was easier to find 127

[fervent forge]

Well it only works if everyone is on full unironic agreement that the plan will work

[feral axle]

127 🤤

[fervent forge]

Even if it really shouldn't

[ebon rampart]

Purely for the hypothetical, probably 939 or 079

[atomic apex]

This is exactly what i wanted to hear

[feral axle]

079

[ebon rampart]

Fuck u don't call me out

[celest warren]

079 ,I love playing as 079 too

[feral axle]

079 is my favorite to be

[deft cargo]

why is that red

[atomic apex]

This is great

[feral axle]

049 is the lamest imo

[deft cargo]

939 will attack the video

[celest warren]

If I have a good team of scp too and not brain dead people it's more goated too

[feral axle]

also 049 has the world's stiffest animations on earth

[celest warren]

I got once a good team with communication and we ended the round in 3 minutes

[digital ice]

found a very on point example, really loved this when i saw it for the first
-# @fervent forge

*time

[atomic apex]

049 would be fun if it didn't feel like i had broken everything in my body

[fervent forge]

I'm glad that this tactic is still viable

[umbral carbon]

zircon clown cars are such a treat

[native iris]

🍉

[fervent forge]

The one truly terrifying aspect of SL is when the human team actually coordinates

[jagged radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392448916733034506/1449136975394111738/attachment.gif

[ebon rampart]

I'm in education

[digital ice]

the way foxcrub got everyone to follow the plan was impressive

[feral axle]

every time ive been scp my team has been shit

[fervent forge]

I'm telling ya

[umbral carbon]

I don't know how he does it

[ebon rampart]

I will never be a NEET

[feral axle]

i watched an 049 throw himself into a room full of ntf

[fervent forge]

Charisma is a countable stat in SL

Charisma wins games

[gilded token]

When's somebody gonna bring up the AFK at spawn strat

[hidden wave]

049 is balanced around charisma

[celest warren]

Bro a dog once literally was ignoring my pings with people and he let 5 d boys go by him when I pinged them all 💔

[feral axle]

i did have a really nice round though with a peanut who i could absolutely tell was a new player but he was really nice

[hidden wave]

Or should I say charisma is part of the required skill for 049

[atomic apex]

Thomasdee725 is the best teammate ever

[ebon rampart]

See this is the problem with characters that offer any kind of support or utility in any videogane

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-true-chadwick-boseman-has-consumed-you-get-this-man-a-shield-vengeance-has-consumed-you-gif-15969134285868372875

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-jerry-smith-smug-cloning-beth-sanchez-gif-14257970

[ebon rampart]

Your teammates are just MORONS

[fierce lynx]

i see too many 049 players who think they have charisma larp as the character it just doesnt work like that bud

im still gonna kill myself

[atomic apex]

I don't get it

[ebon rampart]

I had to put TF2 down because playing Medic is actually harmful for the brain

[hidden wave]

Character larp isn’t the same thing

[celest warren]

Pings engine 100 times
Dog: walks by it and gets lost in heavy

[jagged radish]

Genuinely no correlation

[digital ice]

049 hit that rizz here

[jagged radish]

Out of ALL classes

[fierce lynx]

"welcome my child" shut up chud oml

[fervent forge]

TF2 players are a special breed and despite everything I still love them

[celest warren]

Most zombies I had was 9

[ebon rampart]

Yes there is

[digital ice]

i think most i've had was around 13 or 14

[ebon rampart]

Teammates are all moronic animals who lack any kind of spacial awareness

[celest warren]

Well alive at once

[gilded token]

To keep a game popular for 16 years is a feat incapable of the weak

[celest warren]

Since some just go into a room full of ntf or chaos

[digital ice]

there's 12 in the screenshot

(not me tho)

i wasn't the 049 there

[feral axle]

i feel like more scps then just 079 should be able to scream at players

[gilded token]

The TF2 fanbase is one of pure resilience

[ebon rampart]

Only I am smart enough to not be spy food or rush an entire spawnwave. Me, myself and I alone.

[celest warren]

The dog

The dog

[feral axle]

isnt that just stealing people's voices though

[fervent forge]

They survived because they managed to become just as lead poisoned as the actual mercs

[hidden wave]

Yeah but if you steal someone’s screen you can screen it back

[fervent forge]

It made them closer to their craft

[celest warren]

Also the doctor should too

[ebon rampart]

Never listen to them talk about the game's issues though my my

[celest warren]

He normally speaks

So he should be able to speak with the humans

[gilded token]

They were born in the lead poisoning, molded by it

[jagged radish]

The TF2 community is mentally ill

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-fan-overused-joke-competition-gif-23309227

[celest warren]

That's why it's good sometimes

[slender birch]

when i join and click force start then its just a black screen and nothing happens

[ebon rampart]

How can I laugh there's no SFM version of this

[gilded token]

The batman arkham community went insane in the most beautiful way

and so many other communities followed

[deft cargo]

we know

[jagged radish]

I don't even understand how that even happened

[celest warren]

The half life fan based has completely lost it

[ebon rampart]

Unfunny forced memes

[atomic apex]

Wanna hear a funny tf2 joke! Pootis!!! Ha ha ha, lol

[fervent forge]

Every community goes insane eventually

[ebon rampart]

Fake tourists who shit up the subreddit after the game awards

[fervent forge]

This community has

[gilded token]

https://tenor.com/view/imman-yeahimman-man-batman-man-batman-gif-16222489708079543262

[atomic apex]

I will crush your head like a grape

[ebon rampart]

Everything has an easy explanation

[fierce lynx]

nope! 🤣

[gilded token]

Man is amazing

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/why-did-you-say-that-barry-don't-say-that-why-angry-gif-10762050379544050444

[ebon rampart]

Casual vs Quickplay

wumpussuicide.gif

[deft cargo]

there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no half life three

[fervent forge]

Still miss quickplay, but also funny shiny medal

[ebon rampart]

Bring back quickplay but keep the shiny medal.

[celest warren]

Bro I saw a reel where someone was trying to say half life 3 is happening because of the new steam console releasing next momth

[dark sequoia]

what happened to ravengard?

[ebon rampart]

An agreeable compromise I think

[deft cargo]

who knows

[jagged radish]

Deleted forever

They just announced it unfortunately

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[dark sequoia]

type shit, thanks man

[celest warren]

I mean the vr headset came with half life alex

[dark sequoia]

deadass?

[ebon rampart]

Alyx

[celest warren]

Mb

[gilded token]

It'd be the most opportune time to release it tbh

[fervent forge]

Also we know HL3 is actually real

Like unironically

It's a thing

[ebon rampart]

Steam Controller is £82 who is buying this

[celest warren]

I mean that's the best way for them to get sells for the steam consolo

[amber bone]

valve are just dead silent until their shit is basically done

[celest warren]

To make it only for the console

[gilded token]

Yeah if you guys saw the half life reddit after GOTY it was bonkers

[echo tendon]

We don't officially support the feature, so it may be a little buggy
I can only suggest restarting your game or verifying your files

[gilded token]

Hell no

[ebon rampart]

Steam Machine is basically a PC

[fierce lynx]

the only time valve makes games anymore is to sell their overpriced hardware

[amber bone]

Actual curses being put on gabe newell

[celest warren]

Atleast the shit theyr do is always peak

[fervent forge]

Literally the only way we can prove Valve is doing something is by effectively rooting through their rubbish bins via data mining

[ebon rampart]

It was unfunny tourists mark my words

[fervent forge]

It's hilarious

[celest warren]

I wouldn't be surprised

[gilded token]

It was hilarious so nah

[jagged radish]

I wanted to die that day

[ebon rampart]

Quickly became overused and tired

[fierce lynx]

i tire of valve glaze

[gilded token]

The half life subreddit dropped to another level of insanity that the arkham batman fanbase never reached

[slender birch]

when i click forcestart it says on the console ingame "player (my steam id) has been kicked due to an active globan ban: This private beta is currently paused." so i probably wont play it until may first sadly

[ebon rampart]

See this is why we need to execute redditors they're just unfunny and ruin everything

[fervent forge]

Valve is one of the few companies actually making gaming not a hellscape

The glaze is justified

[ebon rampart]

Steam is good. Their latest games are very whatever

[celest warren]

Don't remind me of state of play when I thought devil may cry 6 will be revealed

[fervent forge]

If Valve didn't exist we'd be so unbelievably fucked

[ebon rampart]

Their treatment of TF2 is atrocious

[fierce lynx]

just because they're slightly better than their competition doesnt mean gabe newell is jesus christ and cant do anything wrong

i hate how redditors glaze valve

[ebon rampart]

The gambling they peddled is bad too

[celest warren]

Got the best market place and one of the best games made ever

[fervent forge]

They're not infallible

[gilded token]

anyways the HD2 community is slowly and surely breaking down over the incompetence of AH

[echo tendon]

Ah kk, in that case yeah you'll unfortunately probably have to wait :(

[ebon rampart]

Especially since they were industry standard setters for that

[gilded token]

Like AH's luck is kinda running out at this point

[fervent forge]

But Steamworks holds up the gaming industry like Atlas

[ebon rampart]

I wonder how long Helldivers fans will take being railed before they finally stop being delusional

About arrowhead not being a wholesome chungus indie dev studio

[celest warren]

Ngl I play helldivers with my friends when big events happen

Like with cyberstan

[gilded token]

They did an AMA on the unfiltered subreddit, the place that's essentially the only subreddit that doesn't lick the devs boots

and it went HORRIBLE

[ebon rampart]

That can do nothing wrong

[umbral carbon]

I have heard that disabling wifi works. Do not quote me on that.

[fierce lynx]

abandoning their games so they can sit around and do nothing while their money printer makes them even richer wasnt very cool

[gilded token]

They pretty much said everything the community wanted was a low priority to them

[ebon rampart]

I already mentioned that with TF2's treatment

[jagged radish]

I swear they've been actively trying to kill this game since like day one

[celest warren]

If it's not broken why fix it type of mentality

[gilded token]

and the new patch they released today even got their discord server upset at them

[ebon rampart]

I say let them. If they want this suicide so bad why not give it to them?

Their game their rules

[echo tendon]

If you plan to do that, the -noauth launch flag should achieve the same thing

[fierce lynx]

i havent played hd2 in so long how is it

[celest warren]

I mean the game still pulls more players then any other game of it's type after so many years so it's a win for valve

[gilded token]

God just sell the Helldiver IP at this point

[gilded token]

bad

[fierce lynx]

how so

[ebon rampart]

Maybe then people will stop pretending like charging money for essential game content for a game you already dropped 40 bucks for is cool actually

Especially when it's content the community has asked for repeatedly

[deft cargo]

people that think he is jesus are wrong and need to think

[ebon rampart]

Stealth? Open your wallet

Mechs? Open your wallet

[deft cargo]

the game sucks

[gilded token]

Just fucking horrid decisions left and right

[celest warren]

Not really

You can grind for super credits

They are rare

[ebon rampart]

Yes in the most tedious suicide-causing manner possible

[celest warren]

But you can get that stuff without spending any other penny

[gilded token]

The 60 day patch wasn't even AH doing it because they wanted to, SONY had to get involved and told them to fix their shit iirc

[celest warren]

Not really, people find an es way

[fierce lynx]

greed corrupts all

[ebon rampart]

Repeatedly grinding level 1 missions is the definition of tedious and boring

[celest warren]

Lvl 2 and a planet that has better rates

[celest warren]

True with that

Took me 2 hours to even get 300 super credits when I used to play a lot

[ebon rampart]

You could just not sell fun content for actual cash and just sell cosmetics but I guess Arrowhead is just a poor small bean studio that really needs the dough vro just another premium warbond bro

[gilded token]

The state of the game and community has arguably never been worse

[odd gyro]

Question because idk where else to ask
I know the player models for SL are public somewhere but are map nodes?
I need the 173/049 chamber

[celest warren]

The incident with the guy who got literally doxed for asking the devs to do something and reward if they achieve it:

[deft cargo]

that was some jewish redditor

[gilded token]

The guy got fired from his job and banned from volunteering at a charity

[celest warren]

His life literally got destroyed

How much unemployment you have to be to do that stuff

[gilded token]

That's pretty antisemitic

[deft cargo]

i think he was jewish

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-gif-26053470

[gilded token]

and what does being jewish have to do with anything

[ebon rampart]

I don't care about valve glazers in general but within the TF2 sphere good lord

[celest warren]

I literally try to avoid newer game communities since it's a high change it has many no life's who take stuff to seriously

[deft cargo]

idfk

[ebon rampart]

"TF2 is an old game don't ask for any changes otherwise VALVE will pull the plug on us!!"

[fierce lynx]

stockholm syndrome

[celest warren]

Nah valve won't

The game makes millions every month

[violet peak]

The upcoming MVM update in question.

[ebon rampart]

"VALVE will never unmute F2Ps stop asking for it!"

[ebon rampart]

What's the ETA on that

Been a year already!

[celest warren]

Ngl that one is a valid one

[violet peak]

No idea.

[celest warren]

So that bots won't fill the chat

[ebon rampart]

Bots...did that regardless?

[violet peak]

Janitor has a lot of map/mission reviews and coding to do for the MVM update.

[celest warren]

Tf2 had a huge bots problem in the past

[ebon rampart]

Literally a scummy change to punish new players because VALVE couldn't be bothered to fix the botting issue until even the spineless cucks of the TF2 sphere finally started voicing their displeasure with the bot problem

En masse

[charred helm]

or listen to the community if they are all saying this person is cheating

[celest warren]

Idk that much about game making but I suppose putting up with bots it's a problem that's very hard to deal with

[ebon rampart]

Well they're all gone now thanks to a CONTRACTOR

Not even official VALVE staff apparently!

[celest warren]

Who knows what's going on in valve's mind

[violet peak]

Valve is working on Deadlock and HL3.

Most of them anyway.

[fierce lynx]

hasnt valve started working on half life 3 like 4 times and given up every time

[violet peak]

Yes.

[fierce lynx]

epic

[violet peak]

But they are almost done this time.

Or so I am told.

[ebon rampart]

I do hope at the very least the MVM is taking so long because they're doing at least some modicum of quality testing? I mean, it'd be hilarious if the update ended up being one gigantic train wreck, but at the same time does the game need to be humiliated and bastardised in such a major way again

[celest warren]

I mean they have to make it good ,its not ez to make a 3rd game that would be as good or better then the past ones

[violet peak]

They're reviewing maps, missions, possibly redoing the Upgrade Station system, and maybe adding new Australiums for the new Tours.

Like Tale of Two Cities 2.0.

[ebon rampart]

If they can fix a bunch of bugs as well that'd be appreciated

[violet peak]

That's what they are doing too.

[celest warren]

Hope my spy crab remains

Funny that we talking about everything except scp ,what we should have been doing in this chat

[ebon rampart]

#scp-discussion is just a better general so it happens

[celest warren]

Underabld

[fierce lynx]

what do they even talk about in general

[celest warren]

Now I have to sleep

Got 4 hours to sleep until college

My sleep schedule is so fucking cooked

[ebon rampart]

It's a mystery to me

[celest warren]

[fierce lynx]

looks like absolutely nothing rn

[lone crane]

i think HLX has way more time and progress in it than any other thing that was probably HL3

from what can be discerned

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-reaction-mad-creepy-gif-15061886909209109371

[ebon rampart]

See what I mean

[formal sky]

just taking it 💔

[celest warren]

That shit is more dead then my grandma

[hidden wave]

Idk what general is about

[atomic apex]

I dream about scp sl more than anything Else i ever remember dreaming about, it's so good, it's the best thing to ever Happen to me, nothing will be as fun as 173, nothing will ever make me as happy as playing 079

[ebon rampart]

https://youtu.be/pFIAc-Vy-Tw?si=e0X0bqVoXOcJ_Z87

Anyways about SCP talk this is pretty cool

[last crescent]

hello chat should i play sl

[rancid plinth]

no

[fierce lynx]

no

[celest warren]

Peak

[last crescent]

thank you for your advice

[rancid plinth]

enough

[fierce lynx]

np 👍

[celest warren]

Nah

[rancid plinth]

for today

[ebon rampart]

Yes yes yes

[rancid plinth]

no

[ebon rampart]

Play dumb modded servers like Mayhem and Candy Cult until your brain becomes mush

[rancid plinth]

horrible game

[ebon rampart]

You're horrible

[fierce lynx]

man why do none of these stars have shield debuffs they only have hull/armor debuffs which is like bad for me bc im using wild swarm

[ebon rampart]

How about that

[atomic apex]

I played nothing but mayhem for 4 months, make me puppet

[celest warren]

I used to play a modded server in my country but that shit is dead so now I need to play offical eu ones

[atomic apex]

Candy cult is slop though because i hate bran

[fierce lynx]

pink candy hahahahahahaha

[ebon rampart]

Black bandy boom

[fierce lynx]

me when im in an overused joke competition and my opponent is an sl player

[ebon rampart]

Alliteration!

[celest warren]

Also question since I haven't played for 2 years ,is pink candy no more or just super dupper rare in official servers?

[atomic apex]

Watch me eat a pink candy and say my witty catch phrase, boom! Ha. Ha. Ha.

[fierce lynx]

its not vanilla

[ebon rampart]

Diorite candy boom

[fierce lynx]

it has to be configured to be able to spawn in modded servers

[celest warren]

Ah

I see I see

Anyways imma go

Sleep calls for me

[fierce lynx]

939 is female! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

[ebon rampart]

Hey bro...hehe...aha ha...939...has a fat ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[atomic apex]

I'm gonna jailbird an scp and talk alot while doing it! Silent toji is the peak of scp sl content

[ebon rampart]

Toji's thumbnails are like the tryhard equivalent of Bran's

[atomic apex]

I can look past that and see the greatness in the videos

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfaooo-notlaughing-nolaugh-gif-5080782312795652966

[atomic apex]

Didn't happen in the video btw, I've watched literally all of his videos and the thumbnails never happen in the viedeo

Clickbait!

[formal sky]

bro clips sm it doesn't matter

[ebon rampart]

I love the one where he's holding two SCP-127s in front of an elevator of SCPs also filled with grenades

Pure hype and aura

[atomic apex]

Tuff!

[umbral carbon]

who is this?

[fierce lynx]

silent toji

[ebon rampart]

Nutty views for an SCP SL video so maybe all the bright colours work

[atomic apex]

Why did he stop numbering his videos that made me so happy seeing the number go up

[ebon rampart]

Silent Toji: his content is mostly him playing the game with commentary in a "tryhard" manner

Jukes, SCP items, he's got it all

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-son-is-a-bum-geek-gif-12464277366471931771

[fierce lynx]

i despise the term juke

[umbral carbon]

both of the things you listed aren't really tryhardy, are they though?

[atomic apex]

I usually like the videos but you can only do so many micro clips in a row before i start getting bored

[jagged radish]

You will forever fight this battle

[ebon rampart]

In the eyes of a certain kind of player they are

[atomic apex]

Don't yall about toji that way

[umbral carbon]

Yes.

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-duck-dj-khaled-what-does-he-even-do-gif-8004262131450496811

[jagged radish]

I can talk about anyone how I like, I’m a grown ass man

[ebon rampart]

A melonhead, so to speak

[jagged radish]

What does that even mean bro

[atomic apex]

I don't get that privilege

[jagged radish]

A grown ass man is a mentality, just adopt the mentality

[atomic apex]

Genius

[ebon rampart]

Basically all the people commenting under deviousmelon's video that "fuck man, the game used to be so good, the players were sooooo chill, now the game is lousy with counter strike tryhards"

[fierce lynx]

🐥

did u guys know this is an emoji

🐣

[native iris]

🍉

[ebon rampart]

🐤

[atomic apex]

If you don't like tryhards, get better than the tryhards, make them suffer yo

[fierce lynx]

🖇️

[jagged radish]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[atomic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

Me btw

[jagged radish]

People were saying that before the video was released

[fierce lynx]

im clipping my paper

[ebon rampart]

I have an easy way to categorise them

[jagged radish]

It’s not like that video spawned a whole new wave of thinking

People been saying that

[ebon rampart]

Which I never claimed

It's simply easy to lump them in

Into that term

[amber bone]

this is actual bullshit content wtf

[native iris]

I'm starting to see a lot of you fellas in here dont really like hearing other opinions on your favorite game SCP SL

[ebon rampart]

Rather than "schizo a on the steam forums"

[fierce lynx]

whats your opinion

[jagged radish]

To call them melon heads makes me think otherwise imo

[ebon rampart]

Imo whatever

[jagged radish]

Alright bro

[native iris]

I think its aight, nothing too crazy, its been better, but also been way worse

[atomic apex]

Stop it, don't make me mad

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-free-real-estate-in-head-in-his-head-in-your-head-gif-17084763467118897925

[fierce lynx]

what

[native iris]

what about you young chap

[fierce lynx]

game's ass

[native iris]

oh my god, I know this guy!

[atomic apex]

When am i getting featured in a video, I've earned it

[native iris]

fucking hate him

[ebon rampart]

17.0 will shave the game

[native iris]

I can see why people think that yeah

[real arch]

SOON

[native iris]

went real quiet..

[atomic apex]

Yes!

I'm so joyous

[native iris]

its so free

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-william-butcher-billy-butcher-psycho-smile-maniac-smile-gif-431153079723397674

[ebon rampart]

It's like what Colonel AI said in MGS2, everyone forms their gated communities and forms their own truths, the cardinal truths neither clash nor merge. Nobody is invalidated, but nobody is right.

[amber bone]

why did we start up the sl hate after the first actually good update the game got again

[jagged radish]

Don’t listen to Theodore / thatguy / guy / clud he is bipolar

[fierce lynx]

no im not

[amber bone]

he is

[real arch]

14.2 WAS a banger!

[native iris]

Jesus christ I dont think it was hate, I think he just wanted to voice his opinions on things he didnt like about the game, holy shit you guys can NOT take another man's opinion

[native iris]

banger in my fucking head.

[formal sky]

no glaze but beams

[real arch]

Also Pears looks SICK!

[native iris]

slay

[atomic apex]

I think about melon man at last 1 time a day, and i think about scp sl all day, in fact i never think about anything other than this game

[native iris]

I'm sorry sniper tf2.

[real arch]

You main Scout

[gilded token]

The PEARS brought back some hope for this game

[atomic apex]

Im a spy main

Ha ha

[ebon rampart]

Death penalty

[native iris]

pears test does look fucking suck tbh, could realy rekindle my love for the game

[real arch]

I also think 15.0 looks hip as heck too

[native iris]

fuck 15.0 I want my pear

but nah new surface is cool

[real arch]

Apparently that makes me a hypocrite tho

[atomic apex]

Surface chudate 🙄

[native iris]

well yeah didnt you know, if you hate something, they change it, and you start to like it, you're wrong apparently

[amber bone]

Why do you group everyone up into one single thing as if it's one big collective

[native iris]

I dont mean everyone here I mean people like you lol

[real arch]

I'm also 127

[atomic apex]

When are you recording more voice lines

[jagged radish]

‘Omlanda

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-unotheactivist-underground-in-the-booth-plaqueboymax-gif-7784483603702750877

[native iris]

I heard you voice the nuke theme, pretty nice stuff man

[atomic apex]

I really want more

[real arch]

I wanna voice the zombies

[amber bone]

You have no idea who I am, nor what I think, so hop off

[native iris]

nevermind I've changed my mind I hate your voicelines and I hate you

[atomic apex]

Guys let's be kind

[ebon rampart]

To quote: "can we get deviousmelon to record this as a secret voiceline"

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-poker-face-ali-exclusive-gif-22864634

[past field]

I want scp 1055.....

[real arch]

Guys let's all CHILL

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1055 ⁠— Bugsy

by Sorts
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +804

[native iris]

dude a youtube critisism lives rent free in your head all the time, you type "TheDeviousMelon" and you are like one of the top guys whining aobut it, I have a pretty good idea man 💀

[fierce lynx]

no

[jagged radish]

For my own sanity I’m gonna say goodbye to go workout

[amber bone]

I just wanna hear the thought process of the video from the man himself cause you don't get that opportunity every day

[ebon rampart]

What time zone are you in

[real arch]

Link up bro

[fierce lynx]

ewwwwwwww who does that ur supposed to sit at your desk and play sl like a good little slcorder

🙄

[atomic apex]

I thought soncumber was the new hawk tuah

[paper lake]

You’re all wrong
Im right
And we should add trains to SL

[amber bone]

I only talk about it when the topic comes up big gang

[real arch]

Bro

[native iris]

dude YOU are the one that brings it up half the time, search for the shit and you'll see bro lol

[ebon rampart]

When and where

[native iris]

most based shit I heard all day

I like trains

[atomic apex]

Daniel hentschel, not sure when

[real arch]

Tram Zone tho omg

[paper lake]

Are you the actual Melon?

[native iris]

No he's an apple

[paper lake]

Ah, my mistake

[fierce lynx]

i search for it and they barely show up what i do wrong

[real arch]

Sometimes, it hurts to perch myself trhough a human size Melon tho

[past field]

The devious pear..

[paper lake]

Im more partial to PEARS personally

[native iris]

hol up I got you

[real arch]

WHo is THAT

[amber bone]

Are we just saying shit now

[atomic apex]

Who's that nerd with the glasses bro

[fierce lynx]

the goats

[paper lake]

Not goats

[formal sky]

michael

[real arch]

REAL

[atomic apex]

Oh

[amber bone]

I think i've shit talked it like 7 times total

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-week-my-friends-gif-17252026567107945552

[paper lake]

I can die happy once SL gets trains

[wispy walrus]

It's him

127

[native iris]

one sec

[wispy walrus]

127 is here guys

[paper lake]

Also if they ever added the Tactical Response Team from the wiki just because they sound cool

[real arch]

Hey boss

[paper lake]

No way. Its him

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fnaf-157

[atomic apex]

I originality didn't like the video because i am a tryhard and i felt targeted but i eventually started liking it because it all makes sense

[paper lake]

I recognise that “Hey Boss” from anywhere

[fierce lynx]

what was that video's point again

buff 096 or smth?

[past field]

Can you do scp 7370..

[wispy walrus]

They should voice 1509

With x3j50

[paper lake]

[atomic apex]

Let me voice act 953

[ebon rampart]

X3j should voice 953

[ebon rampart]

Who are you

Go away

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[atomic apex]

Im the demon

[paper lake]

Who’s 953’s VA again?

[formal sky]

adam sandler

[amber bone]

I forgot

[wispy walrus]

Like two people

[fierce lynx]

abigail carey

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/punished-venom-snake-metal-gear-solid-v-metal-gear-solid-5-mgsv-i'm-already-a-demon-gif-2032382253542191851

[wispy walrus]

Or something

[real arch]

You got it

[paper lake]

She made a video on Instagram

[fierce lynx]

why

[atomic apex]

953s gonna talk?

[past field]

it has been confirmed that 953 has a female voice actor.

[wispy walrus]

No 953 don't do it don't become trendy

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/jay-cartwright-the-inbetweeners-funny-chuckle-giggle-gif-16320403

[atomic apex]

What is this a secret laboratory

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-images-morning-quotes-morning-blessings-weekday-happy-tuesday-morning-gif-3675690290672034437

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelie-rollin-they-see-me-rollin-jeep-kid-gif-11422324379158198809

[native iris]

oh shit nvm guess I had you confused for someone else my b, you win

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pudgypenguins-champion-trophy-mvp-HJz5cRs4M4mhSn8vrg

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-before-easter-gif-4554040490206280158

[native iris]

take this trophy as a way of me saying sorry

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmkay-mr-mackey-south-park-alright-okay-gif-19580399

[amber bone]

🥀

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-morse-code-day-morse-code-day-dot-dash-beeping-telegraph-gif-13990780476127350638

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-rizz-face-aj-big-justice-gif-11358477961824563585

[native iris]

I mean you are a lil shittalker but dont worry you arent the biggest one, also HAHA that is a flower!

[past field]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845744801600372766/898630467056721940/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[ebon rampart]

Fuck I need to sleep, uh delete casual matchmaking from TF2 and blow up VALVE HQ

[native iris]

James

[amber bone]

Hey at least that one is true

[wispy walrus]

How do you feel Hubert thinks about this

[native iris]

the flower or...

[wispy walrus]

Nothing

His nerves burned off

[real arch]

Guys add 457

Add 3116 too

[paper lake]

That would be fire, man

[real arch]

NICEEE

[native iris]

WAIT I GET THAT STOP!

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[atomic apex]

Add the glasses that make you see people

[wispy walrus]

Add the statue that snaps your neck

[real arch]

Cocaine bear?!

[gilded token]

Obviously we should add 9114

[native iris]

ugly pest.

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-gif-9431479052148052111

[atomic apex]

We should add the guy that kills you when you see his face, wait nvm that's stupid

[fiery salmon]

SCP-9114 ⁠— The Sin of Pride

Mercy unto the wicked is cruelty unto the innocent.
⸺
by Pumgumgum
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +40

[native iris]

damn nostalgic sloppers.

[real arch]

Pears update was the real keycard rework

[gilded token]

You know what'd be really stupid, adding 079 they'd NEVER do that! Right?

[native iris]

I do like the new keycards tbf, my goat the engineer keycard came back, even tho it kinda was bad back then, but hey, I love him

[paper lake]

Maybe the real keycard rework were the friends we made along the way

[atomic apex]

079 isn't bad just juke

[past field]

Its a evil entity that can cause a end of the world scenario.

[real arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864205117178773606/1478480480864305285/hube.gif

[amber bone]

pears 5 is legendary shit

[fierce lynx]

dude imagine if they added an scp to this SHOOTER game that requires you to not look at it to avoid it... dude.... think about it...

[amber bone]

i love pears 5

[real arch]

Me 2!

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shampoo-heather-shredder-nEZ822P20D1NeEv0lU

[real arch]

See, we agree!

[native iris]

miracles really do exist...

ok but all this SCP shit aside, pancakes or waffles? Go

[fierce lynx]

neither

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[amber bone]

I don't really like either

[native iris]

execution

[fierce lynx]

i prefer french toast

[paper lake]

I’ve barely had waffles in my life

[native iris]

you people eat nails for breakfast

[amber bone]

I want some bacon and some eggs like a real man

[fierce lynx]

true

[atomic apex]

Waffles are pancakes that have more depth and ability to be changed into something tastier

[native iris]

ok tbf I never had french toast

[paper lake]

I could probably count on one hand how many times i had waffles for breakfast

[coarse falcon]

I never saw a waffle in person

[native iris]

bacon is good, but with some pancakes? Fuck

[native iris]

You are a waffle

I didnt mean that

[fierce lynx]

i pretty much only eat waffles when its like the only edible option at a hotel

[ebon rampart]

I don't actually have breakfast I just drink tea and piss off until lunch

[coarse falcon]

Hmmm

[real arch]

I love me some peanut butter

[coarse falcon]

Maybe thats true

[paper lake]

Waffling means lying and BS’ing a whole load of Crap to extend the answer where I’m from

[ebon rampart]

Is that valid

[native iris]

true

[paper lake]

Because The Waffle is a lie

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-crashout-darkviper-darkviperau-gta5-gif-2292046127562942794

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-tuff-shitpost-Z81w880KsYH1RJGs6i

is this pears 5?

[ebon rampart]

FUUUUCK I HATE BREAKFAST FUUUUCK

[real arch]

Breakfast slop

[ebon rampart]

Breakslop

[past field]

I recall their being a scp that is just secret lab servers.

[native iris]

im so nostalgic for breakfast..

[real arch]

Bro eat something

[native iris]

im dying

[ebon rampart]

I have bread sometimes

With butter

[native iris]

you are butter

im sorry

[real arch]

Peasant

[ebon rampart]

Ham if I'm feeling generous

[paper lake]

I should go have breakfast now

[coarse falcon]

I hate dinner

I get straight to sleep

I dont eat before that

[native iris]

you dip whole loaf bread into beans and go back to jesting for the king

[amber bone]

3 meals a day friend

breakfast is the most important meal of the day

[ebon rampart]

Beans I never eat

[native iris]

the mask is on

[ebon rampart]

Tsk

[paper lake]

Should be 5 meals

I love food

[amber bone]

should be 8 meals

fat fuck

[native iris]

I bet you eat food you like and have good feelings about it later and enjoy your life because you deserves it you little cockroach

[real arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013536816017715290/1284509672329711727/attachment.gif

[paper lake]

Most passive aggressive message Ive ever read

[ebon rampart]

I am quite partial to shakshouka

[native iris]

samurai jack

[ebon rampart]

Wuh

[coarse falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[amber bone]

i jest though I can't wholeheartedly insult the goodman

[ebon rampart]

Incomprehensible

[native iris]

wait nvm I looekd that up shit that looks good

[fierce lynx]

i usually skip breakfast because i wake up too late and just eat lunch at 2 pm

[real arch]

Must be nice

[amber bone]

genuinely the nicest fella in the whole server

[ebon rampart]

What if he was the badman

[amber bone]

he's got good in his name

[paper lake]

Though I really am going to go have first breakfast now

[real arch]

@paper lake Are you nice? Is this true?

[native iris]

I bet you skip down the street because your full of whimsical joy and love and you're a good person you worm

im sorry

[coarse falcon]

@grokman context?

[ebon rampart]

Yeah exactly

[fierce lynx]

actually im miserable most of the day, i feel as though im starving to death

[native iris]

dont trauma dump me.

[amber bone]

Man we're getting along pretty well we should yell at each other instead

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/horror36-i-love-sausage-rolls-lad-baby-never-seen-one-so-long-gif-15795436

[native iris]

eat more, be healthy

[paper lake]

Why are you purple?

[fierce lynx]

arent they always purple

[sturdy dawn]

why is scp discussion always more active than general

[paper lake]

We should all be Regal Red

[prime fossil]

french

[native iris]

racism

[amber bone]

idk why the fuck are you red, redboy

[fierce lynx]

because general sucks

[paper lake]

Because I am Regal

[fierce lynx]

they legit talk about nothing

[ebon rampart]

I'm too busy monitoring the guy on steam forums who said he'll make a 953 doll to torture and mutilate

[native iris]

Go ahead guys, ask him why his name color is that color

[real arch]

General does suck

[weary crag]

Crimson dawn>

[past field]

Hot take scp 6096 would be a the best Halloween themed scp.

[fierce lynx]

what why am i black?

[paper lake]

Crimson Dawn is also good

[ebon rampart]

This shit sucks

[paper lake]

Because its red and a Star Wars reference

[native iris]

self report

[prime fossil]

maybe it's because this is an SCPSL discord and not a talk-about-nothing discord

[fierce lynx]

what

[amber bone]

Hey hold on what the fuck

[real arch]

Can we discuss SCP's fuck

[coarse falcon]

I prefer this over the venom movie version im sorry twin

[fierce lynx]

SCPs*

[native iris]

I like scp 173 and how much he can go into pocket dimensions

[ebon rampart]

What if they all suck

[real arch]

SCPP

[weary crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1497302752760561714/togif-4-1.gif

Can we discuss tung tung tung sahur

[ebon rampart]

SCPoop

[real arch]

Hang on

[prime fossil]

what kinda scp-173 you talkin bout bro???

[native iris]

who is that dude on the left

[amber bone]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemkzN3k5Z2d1NHJrYTJqYW4xczU5a2pkYWZ5eTZ0MDllYnRpbnZ5MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6JOfyEpuJH3ep9kUvJ/giphy.gif

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[ebon rampart]

Yeah dude, it's real

[native iris]

sorry I just watched star wars

[past field]

Spooky ghost for Halloween.

[ebon rampart]

SCP 69 😂

[prime fossil]

I would say that "star wars" doesn't describe what kind of media you're watching well enough

[ebon rampart]

Which one

[native iris]

Luke is my favorite

[real arch]

Why does SCP 096 cry, is he stupid?

[prime fossil]

yeah so like 6+ movies and shows 💔

[native iris]

the return of the jedi

[native iris]

r2d2 is cool too

but he's not a jedi..

[ebon rampart]

The beginning of the end....

[coarse falcon]

Hes just very nervous most of the time

[real arch]

WHat a bitch

[coarse falcon]

Cant make friends due to him being very shy

[native iris]

penile dysfunction'

[coarse falcon]

A very shy guy

[real arch]

Okay

[amber bone]

I actually have a plot to write a really high effort game suggestions doc that's just actually one big triple t gag

[prime fossil]

I'm actually in star wars, I appear in my home while it's being filmed

[real arch]

ICEYGUY!

[wispy walrus]

octonanuple blind study

[native iris]

THAT LITTLE NOSTALGIC SLOPPER

[prime fossil]

why is there an icey guy here

[ebon rampart]

Literally who

[real arch]

He's Star Wars!

[amber bone]

You don't know iceyguy??

[ebon rampart]

I thought I was Star Wars

[fierce lynx]

do you guys like thinking about games you'd make if you werent such a lazy chud

[real arch]

Icey is a right little nice guy

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/star-wars-stormtrooper-PKgfwX7ct5f5C

this is him rn

little rat

[fiery salmon]

Ihp/Locke Proposal ⁠— Keter Duty

by S D Locke, Anonymous, EstrellaYoshte, Placeholder McD
Object Class: Thaumiel
Rating: +648

picked from 21,416 pages / 💌 patreon.com/crombird

[native iris]

playing in the sand like a child.

[coarse falcon]

Oh shit

[real arch]

Hype slopper

[fiery salmon]

SCP-7059 ⁠— Free Falling

by Jade_Crusader
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +5 / 53% upvoted

picked from 21,416 pages

[ebon rampart]

Do you guys watch the Boys or..hehe.. the Goys...

[real arch]

I watch The Girls

wait

[native iris]

didnt a man's penis get lasered off

[coarse falcon]

The plural of goy is GOYIM

[amber bone]

I think the boys season 5 is really ass

[coarse falcon]

FUCK

[ebon rampart]

Does it have the same ring? No

[coarse falcon]

I guess

Go on

[native iris]

Yeah nevermind I hate spc sl

[coarse falcon]

Whatever

[native iris]

SPC???

[real arch]

The Boys makes me wanna be a Super hero!

[ebon rampart]

I could go the extra mile and say Gentiles but we're really far removed from that

[coarse falcon]

SHARK PUNCHING CENTER

[fiery salmon]

Possible matches

• SCP-7538 ⁠— Punching Shark Center (+135)
• SCP-SPC-J ⁠— "Shark" "Punching" "Center" (+76)
• I, Director Schwarz of the Shark Punching Center (+59)
• SCP-1767 ⁠— An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center (+103)
• 🖼️ Shark Punching Fun (+30)

…and 98 more

[coarse falcon]

Fuck off

Wheres the hub

Bitch

Bitchass crow

Die

[amber bone]

me and my friend watched it together and we thought it'd be way more fun bad but we just sat there like that one homelander gif the whole time

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sharkweek-sharkweek2021-sharkvortex-returntosharkvortex-8WvcMANmekjqXC0JGd

WOAH WATCH OUT GUYS THERE IS A SHARK

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-gif-26332648

[ebon rampart]

Imagine the alternate reality where instead of SCP Secret Lab it was RPC Authority Secret Lab

[fierce lynx]

why can i see through him

is that how sharks work

[fiery salmon]

SPC Hub

by LORDXVNV, Lt Flops, MrWrong, PeppersGhost
Rating: +202

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[coarse falcon]

FINALLY

Oh my god

[native iris]

oh wtf transparent shark, I mean I guess thats badass

[coarse falcon]

Shark punching center

[real arch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114979948063621290/1124249504913305640/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[amber bone]

They got transparent sharks

[native iris]

I hope you die

sorry

[tacit estuary]

We must bring back t posing larry and t posing zombies

[real arch]

Fuck man

[coarse falcon]

Dude got multiple personalities

[tacit estuary]

Make it a seever plugin

[ebon rampart]

Never apologise. Say what you mean.

[native iris]

gor

like gorlock

[coarse falcon]

FUCK

[amber bone]

goylock

[real arch]

Nostalgic bozo

[ebon rampart]

The actual name of Deadlock

[real arch]

Guys what is goy

[native iris]

uh oh

[ebon rampart]

You and me partner

[native iris]

he started typing instantly, he's been waiting for someone to ask

[amber bone]

I still don't know it probably has heavy religious conotations or something

[real arch]

HUH

[ebon rampart]

🤠

[real arch]

Like the Jesus guy

[amber bone]

It's just a really funny word

[native iris]

go ahead, say the n word

[fierce lynx]

person who isnt jewish

[native iris]

nobody is watching

[ebon rampart]

Jesus is not a Gentile...

[coarse falcon]

Hebrew word for a non jewish person

U

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mc-owo-wow-wtf-post-hI0AT5kc1LfMgL2riP

[coarse falcon]

U are one

[native iris]

look how happy he is

[real arch]

I haven't read that far into the lore, I like Deepwell type shit

[fierce lynx]

how do u know that

[amber bone]

Pretty sure I got ethnic jewish dna in me somewhere so I think I can call you guys goys

[coarse falcon]

Google

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/really-bruh-cmon-5x0Z7DDDtXWD1YHzs5

[coarse falcon]

Wait

[real arch]

953 got a cupcake!

[fierce lynx]

no i mean how do u know melon isnt jewish

[native iris]

happy birthday you filthy little murderer!

[coarse falcon]

@royal shore are you?

[real arch]

I'm British

[amber bone]

Don't quote me on that when I get a dna test inevitably

[native iris]

your belief is a lie

[paper lake]

Someone got fired because of that

[real arch]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[paper lake]

Well almost

[fierce lynx]

pretty sure goy is kinda the same thing as gringo

[ebon rampart]

Who is username melon81928

[real arch]

Valid, she was stupid for giving her sugar

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/beauty-imgur-destruction-rozlnqOWqxqA8

HOLY SHIT A TORNADO JUST SPAWNED IN SCP DISCUSSION

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1472293754286243953/953_kill.gif?ex=69f24968&is=69f0f7e8&hm=63ba9c2ae176e51a5667235d0e585ec8c491f82074582cdf18add9f82040c503&

[coarse falcon]

Fuck i pinged the wrong guy

[real arch]

Why'd he go in there, is he stupid

[coarse falcon]

He was drunk

It happens

[real arch]

Trueee

[amber bone]

They should invent SCPs that aren't anomalous at all what do you guys think of my idea

[native iris]

wait yeah why did he go in there? Actual bafoon

[real arch]

Add Bob to SL

[paper lake]

Actual question?

[ebon rampart]

It seems the buffoon is you...

[native iris]

dont. not here.

[real arch]

I only know about the cupcake

[native iris]

how what did I do wrong this time

[coarse falcon]

Just wait until you find out about the Ex SCPs

[ebon rampart]

Oh, you jest

[amber bone]

Stop talking about my ex dude

[coarse falcon]

Ur ex is anomalous?

Damn

[native iris]

im not caught up on the lore, im but a humble gamer, also because all I know is site 45 yada yada

im sorry

[real arch]

Site 45, 127 is from there!

[ebon rampart]

No, you just spelt buffoon as bafoon

[paper lake]

Dr Elliot Goode like to personally torture and humiliate 953 in its CC all the time. This happens very regularly and 953 cant do anything because of the Scranton Reality Anchors keeping it “as powerless as a hairless rat”

[native iris]

oh...oh no...

oh no I fooned myself...

[real arch]

That's NOT nice of him!

[ebon rampart]

A rat...huh....

[paper lake]

Except one day the SRA failed… due to reasons…

[ebon rampart]

Was the rat perhaps...spooky...

[native iris]

first mistake was having the last name goode like come on

[ebon rampart]

Too spooky, even?

[native iris]

can we add SCP 2?

[amber bone]

Don't worry I don't have one

[real arch]

Yeah

[native iris]

oh thank god

[amber bone]

goode is a fuckass name actually

[coarse falcon]

Dude i fucking hate Goode cuz all he did was bring back a demon older than christianity back from retirement. 953's article says that she stopped doing shit after a while, she was quiet.

This motherfucker gave her a reason to start killing again

[paper lake]

Mate was a bigger villain than 953 in the ARG
Sure 953 is a inhumane demon that has killed hundreds of people, but Goode is also just as inhuman

[coarse falcon]

My fucking god

[paper lake]

953 never stopped being an evil demon
It still would kill

[amber bone]

I'm an SL larper and still haven't gone through deepwell

[ebon rampart]

You know Goode was evil because Infanous voice acted him. I had no doubts.

[coarse falcon]

I never said she wasnt evil

[native iris]

is that the fucking easter bunny?

[coarse falcon]

I said she was quiet in her corner

[native iris]

I LOVE EASTER

[coarse falcon]

It would be better to just kill her

Instead of provoking her

[ebon rampart]

What is Easter but a corporate ploy to sell overpriced chocolate eggs that don't even taste good...

[past field]

A crazy women with a rabbit mask.

[paper lake]

Site-02 should have just killed it

[native iris]

bunny

and im religious so jesus as well I reckon

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1903 ⁠— Jackie's Secret

by Fantem
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +585

[coarse falcon]

I didnt understand shit

From this article

[past field]

You know who else is from site 45?

[ebon rampart]

On Sciencemas Charles Darwin will leave presents under the evolution tree

Bet you don't get that

[native iris]

haha charles

like a king

[paper lake]

Micro and Particle Disruptor

[real arch]

Cupcake?

[past field]

Scp 1903.

[native iris]

guys wait stop talking

stop

[paper lake]

No

[native iris]

ok thank you

[paper lake]

Its a free country

[native iris]

runt

[vernal canyon]

I'M MARSHALL CARTER & DARK SALESMAN #2!

[ebon rampart]

In my opinion Charles I should've killed all of his opponents

[paper lake]

!wran @native iris Mean

[chrome carbon]

@paper lake has wranned v0idv0yager Reason: Mean

[native iris]

liberal

[ebon rampart]

Wow I got my rankup

[real arch]

You last video was really good!

[native iris]

dude csgo is NOT that serious

[real arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1469431747782381568/1469469553074372795/attachment.gif

[ebon rampart]

He could have prevented the English Civil War

[native iris]

god bless america man..

[ebon rampart]

Just a few dead Puritans

[native iris]

wait you warned me

dont warn me

[coarse falcon]

Chara Gonzalez is red for an amazing reason

[native iris]

I dont know you

[ebon rampart]

Pym should've been strung up

[real arch]

Guys it's payday tomorrow slayyy xoxo

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-gif-23955341

[vernal canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-payday-2-yippee-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-gif-11646889095574415428

[ebon rampart]

Wire me some money

[native iris]

put the fries in the bag already lil bro.. WITH a double cheesbuerger cause im hungry

[ebon rampart]

I'm poor

[real arch]

Or as My boy B Patterson would say, tommorrow

[paper lake]

Just pretend to be rich

And you’ll get rich

[native iris]

scp unity

[coarse falcon]

Payday sounds a lot like peidei which is a portuguese word that means "i farted"

I cant talk

About this fucking game

[ebon rampart]

Red with seething fury

[real arch]

SCP 5K

[native iris]

dude stop

resume

[coarse falcon]

Without someone making a joke about fart

[native iris]

immature childish creature

[real arch]

I voice act Entrance Zone doors

[amber bone]

Do you guys think that if they had scp sl back in the day that world war 1 wouldn't have happened because they'd be too distracted playing it to assassinate franz ferdinand

[native iris]

I voice the water you hear in the pipes when you stand near them

[ebon rampart]

False...

[native iris]

get off overwatch

[paper lake]

No, it would been used to settle wars

[real arch]

Hop on left 4 dead

[paper lake]

1v1 me on SL rn

[ebon rampart]

The driver would've crashed and killed the Archduke anyways

[amber bone]

I would hop on l4d actually that shit gas

[ebon rampart]

Left 4 Dead nightmare collection..spooky...

[amber bone]

I would never get on that shit to begin with

[past field]

Another relatively unknown scp.)

[paper lake]

My country would beat your country even you all had MGs and experimental weapons

[native iris]

playing l4d2 with my favorite tumor!

[real arch]

I've been playing l4d2 modded server recently, its peak

[ebon rampart]

Which one

[coarse falcon]

That one got deleted unfortunately

[real arch]

Like versus mode 18 player type shit

[native iris]

versus deez nuts

[coarse falcon]

Its been a while actually

[paper lake]

Not proud to mention I learnt this SCP from SCP Explained before that channel went to hell

[ebon rampart]

Fuck man that sounds awesome

[real arch]

IT IS

[native iris]

he came

[ebon rampart]

All I get are the goofy Chinese servers

Or the box simulator mode

Hard box

[jagged plinth]

scp evil

[ebon rampart]

Mega buffed special infected

[paper lake]

True
We have to neutralise all SCPs

Throw them by the Wayside

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1514 ⁠— Star Wars

by Anborough
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +377

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[coarse falcon]

Theres this one though

[real arch]

Icey got into major beef guys

[coarse falcon]

Similar to 1984

[coarse falcon]

Damn

[paper lake]

Beef, Where?

[native iris]

btw guys lemme put you on, me and icey watched the movie "I see you" great fucking movie, bless youreslves today

[paper lake]

Could go for a steak rn

[native iris]

I found a quarter in the couch

[vernal canyon]

The Steak Dinner Situation is Crazy

[coarse falcon]

What about liver steak

[paper lake]

It will suffice

Who’s giving me their liver

[coarse falcon]

Holy shit 953

[ebon rampart]

953 spotted on the SLcord???

[real arch]

WTF

[paper lake]

First Im Goode, and now Im 953
What the hell

[native iris]

DUDE DONT LEAK NEW UPDATES

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-made-a-steak-gif-11064171595611818768

[paper lake]

Can I stop being an evil piece of crap for 10 minutes

[coarse falcon]

Shapeshifting

[amber bone]

goodeman

[paper lake]

Just found 3 dollars in the washing machine

[coarse falcon]

U truly are

[wispy walrus]

deep in the missouri woods

[past field]

Why was the original scp 1984 deleted?

[coarse falcon]

A Polymorphic humanoid

[native iris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/memes-joker-panda85-VFPRXWnYSeyr0diFse

[coarse falcon]

Hell if i know

[ebon rampart]

953 is a caring mother, a reliable surgeon for liver transplants and uh big into preserving Korean culture

[paper lake]

Big Brother said it has to be done

[ebon rampart]

I see nothing wrong with her

[paper lake]

But its anomalous though

So must die

[wispy walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407075419586560/1498854476562432031/fade.webp?ex=69f2ac82&is=69f15b02&hm=cd24058b5c2d76ab602ad0fd00618d23dac5c65ee71bc678eb60c1d25c9290f6&=&animated=true

missouri isn't safe

[ebon rampart]

Nowhere is safe

1000000000 trams to nowhere...

Time's up...

[coarse falcon]

Specially because i am still alive

[wispy walrus]

then go to this nowhere place

[ebon rampart]

Foundation will fall in 7 days

[wispy walrus]

I had a funny scp idea

[paper lake]

The world is angry because you’re alive

You must leave this world

[ebon rampart]

That's harsh

Badman

[paper lake]

Then the world will stop trying to kill us

[coarse falcon]

"us" who