scp-discussion

[wispy walrus]

I feel like this guy

[fierce lynx]

oh my god my cat is being so cute rn and none of you will get a picture bc it's dark in my room and he's a black cat

[lost vortex]

nw should make it so the elevator doesnt move for 1 second after closing (total duration the same) and during that duration 096 can charge and pry it open to stop it from going up and prevent it from being used for like 5 seconds. elevators only move up abit then teleport you anyway just make them not move for a second then move up less before tping

[fierce lynx]

no

[lost vortex]

yes

all hail 096 glory to the nation of 096

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1479890082860236871/togif.gif

[formal sky]

i just realized that if 096 breaks the 914 elevator cc door, any scp can get in

actually both of the doors

zamn

096 supremacy

[fierce lynx]

remove 096

[formal sky]

914 has windows directly facing outside as well

cognitohazards are gonna love this one

the death of 914 camping

[shadow crag]

096 supremacy

[bronze smelt]

what SCP is getting reworked next?

[shadow crag]

idk bro ur the patreon

[raven vortex]

@jaunty locust check other channels

They are in every channel

[nocturne tartan]

remove theodore

also why'd change your name again

pick one bud

I'm sick of it

Might have to get rid of you once and for all

[formal sky]

bros being banished from delaware

[upper geyser]

relatable

[shadow crag]

Fate worse than death

[remote zenith]

don't blame me for your own problems smh

[umbral carbon]

from someone in zirc

not mine

[shadow crag]

I agree blame testers

[formal sky]

pre-surrendered

and 127

bro did not fight tooth and nail against the enemy combatants

[ebon kayak]

I got jumpscared by dog and I was looking down by gang shy guy

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[drowsy gate]

so what yawl think of the pear gameplay ideas?

dislikes, likes, opinions?

[amber bone]

all great

[drowsy gate]

i like the idea of maybe returning the P90 and the energy rifles

the late guard spawns and containment officer are iffy to me honestly though

[amber bone]

P90 isn't coming back

also this test isn't something you can properly formulate an opinion on without playing I'd say

[umbral carbon]

specter too suppressed. armorer not good enough. hard to tell with players that have sluggish reaction times and parksinson aim.

[amber bone]

everything flows together super well and is designed off each other

[sick sapphire]

Placeholder sounds

[umbral carbon]

other than cards I like infiltrators and guards gameplay.

specter e11 might be my new loadout now

ditch the heavy guns

dude yeenclave its ridiculous

it 4 shot headshots heavy armor and is silent

[sick sapphire]

It has 95% armor penetration

[umbral carbon]

the chaos SMG

55% armor pen

4 shot headshots heavy armor

[sick sapphire]

Oh right

Yeah peak weapon

[umbral carbon]

I am going to do the gamer and get behind spawnwaves

with how bad patreons are you can probably take out 4-5 of them

[sick sapphire]

Grabbing cards in HCZ/EZ just to go back into LCZ to upgrade them

Welcome back containment breach

[umbral carbon]

it's like an E11 where if you spawn with it, you never drop it

[sick sapphire]

It has a lower fire rate than the crossvec and fsp-9 so thats the trade off, as well as lower ammo count

[slim coral]

[shadow crag]

Why

When you think scp gun you think p90

It’s a staple

Like 173

[paper lake]

P90 is commonly thought of as “The Sci Fi gun”

You see a lot of science fiction pieces use P90 when normal ballistic weapons is commonly used in that universe

Stargate is probably the most known example

It has a sort of futuristic yet grounded look.

[lone crane]

i kinda alternate between P90, E11 and logicer i think

[shadow crag]

you’re a good man, Arthur Morgan

[lone crane]

modern SL is what i often think of when i think SCP aesthetics at this point

like i think of Harper for 939's design and SL's 173 before i think of Untitled 2004

MTF and CI too

even though this mtf armor is technically goc armor

[shadow crag]

939 sure but when I think 173 I definitely think of the cb variant

[slim coral]

The P90 ammunition is also stronger than 9mm.

[lone crane]

i kind of think of CB 173 as its own beast

like that iteration of the character is so notable that it sticks out as a different thing in my head from the article and 173 as a concept

[sick sapphire]

CB 173 is an assassin
SL 173 is a tank

[slim coral]

Skidaddle, skidacted.
Your neck is now ████████

[shadow crag]

that’s dank

[lone crane]

welcome back 2019

[shadow crag]

Have my Reddit gold

[sick sapphire]

THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD KIND SIR

[drowsy gate]

Infiltrator looks pretty cool lookin

Just a proper SL model update and it could look sweet if added

[amber bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/reddit-reddit-gold--k01KQ6ZB9G7M3S566FXWEW7W9SH

[neon snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1497290929986470079/PearDestruction.gif

[drowsy gate]

Only problem i see though is I feel its kinda strange to have security appear later in the game

[neon snow]

This is why it called pears

GD and other departments can test things what can never be added to game

[amber bone]

It's not

it adds a lot to the game

not to mention they're just the first wave, it makes progression far more natural

[distant compass]

the HK G11 also looks futuristic

it is definitely non-typical

[drowsy gate]

How so?

Lore wise a bit wouldent security allready be moving in for the containment breach?

[amber bone]

I just described it, guards spawning as the first wave in light lets d-class have a better run of things, and also prevents EZ from being a wasteland of slop

so shit can actually be in there

while also giving SCPs a real threat to fight

[drowsy gate]

True..

[amber bone]

and making MTF/CI much more impactful as an upgraded spawnwave

[drowsy gate]

Ngl its just funny to because of this thought in my head

Site director: theres a breach! Quick...send in all the middle aged BBQ armed force dads

[amber bone]

you gotta play it for yourself to really get why it works

[amber bone]

It's implied they were already in the facility but took the tram system to get to LCZ

[drowsy gate]

True

I think its the fact they all look the same that fucks with me a bit its just funny seeing there dumbass faces moving in

[drowsy gate]

Id say the containment officer maybe needs atleast maybe a buddy or 2

[amber bone]

I fw a class that spawns in the middle of heavy solo and has to survive

[drowsy gate]

I know it was said in the video if ya wacthed it but it do be agreeable

[amber bone]

I got him and it felt really cool

[drowsy gate]

Howed u rate 1 to 10?

[amber bone]

it was like an 8.5 SL experience

I had to survive SCPs, and the armed d-class at the same time

a guy got into the tier 2 light armory and I had to gun him down like a swat officer

[drowsy gate]

I saw somthing about intros

Ngl seems like an amazing idea

Saw the concept video for 939

[amber bone]

SCPs will probably get cutscenes later on if they keep the snaring thing

I like the snare, gives you enough time to actually do shit as all 3 starting classes

[sick sapphire]

If the SCPs werent ensnared the containment officer would just get fucked over

[amber bone]

yup

when I spawned in the first door I opened was 939's containment

I ran like the wind cause I forgot about the snare

[drowsy gate]

Ur ears are above the glasses arms how do they stay up? :]

[amber bone]

aura defies gravity

[lone crane]

containment officer is the main character

[drowsy gate]

Anyways though I imgine 049 just simplify walking out normaly hes just patient with getting up from his desk and leaveing

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/zazu-gif-8111977976091427580

Magic

[drowsy gate]

Dog doing magic

[lone crane]

SCP cutscenes would come after 049 rework definitely

[amber bone]

I am pretty upset I only got him once because I would really like to do more with him

[nova ice]

who are you

do you have such a ego on you that you think I am talking about you

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/invinciblemarkseriousstaringmeme-gif-394595137980875810

[drowsy gate]

096 wouldent be cool if his face was pixelated as his slowing exiteding his cell crying

[drowsy gate]

Dam bro am sorry lol

The yeen doing magic

[remote zenith]

You said furries. I'm furry. Nice to meet you

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-2-puppet-gangnam-style-gif-5017865932531913760

[drowsy gate]

I've summoned the furry horde ma gosh

[remote zenith]

Nah, I'm always watching

[drowsy gate]

Uhhh

[drowsy gate]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-reach-halo-elite-halo-dance-halo-reach-elite-gif-7824545704923822308

[drowsy gate]

I think 106 is pretty simple just crawling out the wall or floor in his chamber area for an intro

[nova ice]

so you speak for all furries..... smh

[sick sapphire]

Hubert Moszka's sona is a cat legit

[remote zenith]

Good, stay pure

[drowsy gate]

......why do I find that believable

[sick sapphire]

I can read the future

[neon snow]

I cant even read

[drowsy gate]

What's my furture funny magic furry yeen man

[mossy patrol]

are u always like this

[wary pond]

Spawn cutscenes mentioned

#art-showcase message

[drowsy gate]

How woukd an intro for 173 go?

[nova ice]

who are you

[drowsy gate]

O wait flickering lights maybe

[mossy patrol]

who tf are you

[neon snow]

Who

[nova ice]

I am onion man's lawyer

[sick sapphire]

A dark fate awaits you, bet on black the next time youre asked when to, a loved one will come to you with terrible news

WHERE IS 🧅-MAN?!

[drowsy gate]

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a furry, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[amber bone]

I know your fate but I'm on my ambiguous arc so I can only tell you that a grave tragedy awaits you within the next 3 years

[shadow crag]

Boomer

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-left4dead2-left-4-dead-2-boomer-vomit-vomit-gif-9317000788498648164

WE GOT A BOOMER! 🫵

PUKER!

EXPLODING GUY!

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-l4d2-cloth-physics-cloth-simulation-cooch-gif-27514848

[sick sapphire]

Imma be a one man cheeseburger apocaly- UAAIIEEEEE

[slim coral]

Is there a reason why foundation security is only armed with SMGs/PDWs? Considering the types of anomalies they deal with.

[amber bone]

they don't deal with anomalies in the lore

they deal with class-d and all that

[sick sapphire]

Keeping the Class D in the site

[shadow crag]

dih class

[sick sapphire]

Or escorting them out in cuffs

bodybags

[shadow crag]

Why did you abandon fifthism

[sick sapphire]

I just wanted to keep the in-game name in line with the SCP discord server one

Also the image in question was ai-generated

[shadow crag]

Insane

[sick sapphire]

At least I believe it was, TheVolgun's video on fifthism had some weird images in it

[lone crane]

ooh this is very neat

i like the reworked hud too

[slim coral]

Does fifthism refer to the Fifth Church GoI?

[sick sapphire]

Yes

[shadow crag]

what if scp 682 was shown scp 3125

[mint stream]

i will deep fry you an entire goddamn cow

[sick sapphire]

Probably refute something about "humans, so gullible"

That or adapt to its harmful memetic agent and use that as a weapon

[strong condor]

Heya I had a question regards the latest PEARS thingy - obviously saw the video

Im guessing its testing for the update that'll come after the incoming Surface Zone one right?

[paper lake]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[strong condor]

Understandable have a great day

[paper lake]

The test is experimenting with new features

[foggy summit]

my left ear hurts allot

maybe i shouldnt have poured salt in it

like allot of salt

[paper lake]

There's no guarantee anything from the test will be added, and any features that did survive testing would likely show up in an update long after 15.0

[slim coral]

What if SCP-3251 was brought to 682?

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3251 ⁠— The Coconut Crab Captain

by Trombus
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +102

[paper lake]

682 is gone

3125, 682 might have a chance, but that damn lizard is not defeating the Captain of the Coconut Crabs

[marble mantle]

the coconut crab captain has a body count of over 9000

[supple urchin]

Fellas

is it gay to gay

I think it isnt as gay as it's gay

yk?

On the graveyard, when I come over, I bring you flowers.
Bcuz I'm romantical

on the graveyard, when I come over, I always meet you.
For me you haven't died

[marble mantle]

as a gay I can confirm I am gay

although I also have a weird attraction to pans

[supple urchin]

idk twin all this horror punk shit is turning me into a necromancer

I'd say the other thing but I'd guess it's filtered due to being illegal

[marble mantle]

are you a closeted necrophile

probably need to get a therapist man

[supple urchin]

nah

I do enjoy the music tho

[marble mantle]

I think I may be missing some context

[supple urchin]

Goatmare is horror punk band

those bands

usually sing about necrophilia

[supple urchin]

Which is what I am quoting here

ofc it is a serbian song

so this is a translation

I can find an english song related to this type of music a moment

https://youtu.be/KVjBCT2Lc94

the video is showin its age

my fav character, he constantly says "byebye" and his animation is funny

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sponge-jumpscare-scared-what-gif-6257162990672816180

[vestal cedar]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

The flowers from a Pear tree are often thought to help a persons spirit transfer to the afterlife

[digital hatch]

This clanker is getting all philosophical somebody outtgha whip it into shape

[meager sparrow]

We all are

[slim coral]

!peanut

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/878348397575299193/peanut.gif

[fleet wraith]

!049

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/821932703834308658/049biker.png

[slim coral]

!079

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[slim coral]

!3114

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif

[marble mantle]

avenged sevenfold will never become aged

they are timeless

[charred island]

True

[molten jewel]

!release

[chrome carbon]

[slim coral]

I learned about them from CoD BO2.

[marble mantle]

i first listened to their music back when five finger death punch was popular

the olden days were peak

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-8402036631201248290

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/uJbrTgUL0Dk?si=Y2lvYgxoSr-QbOpz

[weary skiff]

that was like the 90s wasn’t it

are you unc

[worldly jackal]

HE ATE THEM

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-gib-mio-naganohara-anime-gif-14335127640232138854

[marble mantle]

2000s

sevenfold was 1999 but got popular in 2000s

[weary skiff]

imagine being born before 2020

[marble mantle]

five finger death punch was 2005 and was popular until around 2016

I don't see them that often anymore

[sonic jackal]

!05

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[charred island]

!999

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be devious or a melon

[slim coral]

WDB solution?

[weary skiff]

is suicide an option

would u rather be a flerk or a jerk

[fierce lynx]

it's always an option

[vestal cedar]

jerk, duh

[fierce lynx]

I'd rather be a jerk

would you rather be a fud or a guy

[vestal cedar]

fud?

[wary pond]

Who's this Theodore fella

[fierce lynx]

yk

fud

[wary pond]

Who's fud

[fierce lynx]

the stud

my favorite chipmunk is theodore

[red quartz]

What the flerk

Erm what the flerk?

[neon snow]

i want to make SL in s&box

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-week-my-friends-gif-17252026567107945552

[neon snow]

help me

to kill me ofc

yay i still have access to s&box

[boreal kettle]

goated idea

[neon snow]

i saw how they revoked many accesses

maybe cuz im already have s&box more than 3 years

$20 for s&box god

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-afternoon-gif-16996168486061261766

[neon snow]

good tagline

[fierce lynx]

make bullshit without the games

[short kernel]

And that's how scp sl was born

[robust viper]

are the servers gone for everyone in beta?

[lapis sail]

Mine is gone, deservingly so

[weary skiff]

yeah, PEARS testing is closed till may 1st

[neon snow]

bad dev

[marble mantle]

there will be a day in which the children have never heard of redbox

[robust viper]

nice

[mild agate]

not nice, I don’t get to play infiltrator again until then :(

[plush talon]

Can't feel the aura of the infiltrator

[neon snow]

fart

[robust viper]

only 3 days and the servers will be back

[lapis sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306357185164476426/1481437084932767754/PXL_20260311_203301327_exported_stabilized_1773261206060.gif

[neon snow]

btw what's up Mith

[lapis sail]

Sup

[neon snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119401209497923586/1472393357958447204/attachment.gif

[plush talon]

THAT'S TOO LONG

[lapis sail]

Opinions of pears 5, gimmie

[plush talon]

I NEED MY PEAR DESERT

[neon snow]

what u did for pears 5

but it's good

[grave cove]

Remaking sl on s&box

[lapis sail]

Are you asking what I did for pears?

[neon snow]

yeah

[lapis sail]

If so, I didnt do anything. My stuff is for next update

[neon snow]

i saw what map gen get some changes

[lapis sail]

I went into pears 5 intentionally blind to experience it the same as you guys

[neon snow]

cuz bulkheads and doors can appear in almost every room

[polar locust]

While I can't say I've played it (because I'm no patreon)

I have to wonder, is it a good thing that guns are so readily available in Light now?
In the past it wasn't an issue since there was only one gun in the whole of Light, but with there being so many I can't help but feel it'll lower the fun and social aspect of the early game if it just turns into a scramble psuedo-team deathmatch

(ignoring armory I mean)

[neon snow]

I like that it became interesting for me to explore the lcz

[lapis sail]

I will kill the d class

[polar locust]

what if they kill you

[neon snow]

sad

[polar locust]

To be honest I have wondered, from what I've heard about the spawn system, it should be possible in theory for a full Surface Chaos/MTF wave to spawn before the Entrance lockdown is lifted, right?

What happens then? Are they just kinda stuck behind in Entrance waiting?

[neon snow]

nuh

only after

[lapis sail]

I played with patrons and the social aspect was still there, I can't speak to a public server if/when this would be released to the public

[neon snow]

cuz before spawns guards/infiltrators

[plush talon]

Since it's the com-15 it's not that bad, I actually managed to get better at a gun I never used.

[polar locust]

I'm aware, but I'm saying if they gain enough tickets after the initial startup wave spawns for a full wave before the lockdown islifted

[neon snow]

yea

[polar locust]

I can't personally test but I think in theory it is possible for that to happen

||In chaos theory||

[lapis sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[polar locust]

erm but D-Class and Scientists aren't balanced 1:1

[lapis sail]

Yeah but I have the equipment advantage to start

[neon snow]

just start scream for Containment Officer

(he died on tesla)

[polar locust]

Make it so if the Containment Officer doesn't do anything for too long at the start of the game the piano kills him

[neon snow]

!4088

[chrome carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-64-super-mario-64-piano-angry-piano-gif-23210492

[polar locust]

Can you add the Postal 2 pissing mechanic to SL

[neon snow]

no way scp reference

[polar locust]

Is that Male07

[mild agate]

that’s impossible, EZ opens before the first proper wave

[lapis sail]

Sign my petition.

[polar locust]

From what I've seen (idk how true this is)
You have the initial startup spawnwave, but it doesn't effect progress of the first real spawn wave

[polar locust]

so I think it's possible in extreme edge case scenarios to do it

but again, I can't personally test

[plush talon]

Ill give you 2 minutes of chaotic PEARS round

[polar locust]

yeah, this is what I meant when I said too many guns in early game

everyone is detained lmao

[harsh tiger]

It does wdym

It sets their timers to 4 minutes

[neon snow]

guys it's a horror

[mild agate]

what is this?

[neon snow]

scp rp

in s&box

scary...

[plush talon]

YELLOW

[mild agate]

this MIGHT be the SL killer

[neon snow]

thats want to kill me

onionman steal ideas from here

[polar locust]

ah, I think there was a bit of confusion/forgetting. I was thinking of this.
https://youtu.be/DHpQYodrgcg?t=268

[unkempt bolt]

flops onto the ground blehhh I’m a puppyyyy

[red quartz]

?

[neon snow]

can i kill fucking peanut with my new remington

[harsh tiger]

Gmod rp server

[neon snow]

173 won

time to check another scp rp

man

[lapis sail]

LMAO

[neon snow]

can we add this to scp sl

[lapis sail]

There was like nothing scp related when I looked (this would've been years ago)

[neon snow]

when i look in 2023

was one scp breach

[mild agate]

Grongo could never conceptualize something like this.

[red quartz]

Is s and box is that game popular

[neon snow]

pears 6

[red quartz]

How many people are on that

[neon snow]

0

[red quartz]

Cool

The gmod killer

[neon snow]

lmao s&box show % of error in game

[neon snow]

cuz its not realesed

tomorrow release after 5 years of development

[red quartz]

Then how are you playing it dude

Riddle me that

[neon snow]

beta key

now big part of them revoked

but im still here

[mild agate]

it’s just like funny PEARS

[neon snow]

check this

matthew already in game

[charred helm]

low poly nut

[neon snow]

i can already do my own pears here

[charred helm]

i wounder if it is possible to get a randomly gernerated map in Gmod

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392448916733034506/1449136975394111738/attachment.gif

[short kernel]

I just noticed

The chambers

Arent even mirrored

[weary skiff]

i’m a big fan of new 914 in both layout and design

it feels like a real room now and i fw it heavy

obviously it still has some of the issues 914 is always gonna have but it’s not a complete death trap anymore, you’ve at least got a chance

[tidal bridge]

SCP SL in Source 2 is Megapatch 4

[weary skiff]

also the room’s layout feels like something in a singleplayer game

[plush talon]

Most of the times, people forget to close the door of the elevator and get jumped by an SCP

[weary skiff]

like it’d be in some kind of site-02 cb equivalent

[weary skiff]

yep

people are gonna trigger 096 through that window a lot

[mild agate]

it’s funny to walk by it and talk to the people below

[weary skiff]

true

feels very homey in there honestly

[plush talon]

become professional upstairs neighbor

[sick sapphire]

096 breaking down the 2 doors to 914

[plush talon]

all the elevator needs is to be faster and you can evade 096

[polar locust]

What are your thoughts on the amount of guns around the facility in PEARS?

I remember hearing complaints about the amount that can be found in Heavy, but now there's a bunch of them in Light besides Armory.

Personally I feel like detaining might go completely out the window as a concept if there's a strong possibility everyone is always armed now

[harsh tiger]

Seems to be fine

[polar locust]

No bloodbaths between Scientists and D-Class?

I know the area is larger now, but I just imagined it turning 914 into a death trap between humans now

[harsh tiger]

There's war but it doesn't result in the death of everyone else on the opposite team

Because the com15 is so bad

[polar locust]

Hmm.
I'm kinda a bit cautious because I worry it'll result in D-Class and Scientists never teaming up anymore.

[harsh tiger]

They do pretty often still

If anything moreso than before

Cause no guards

[polar locust]

fair

[wispy walrus]

Grrr

I hate d class and scientists teaming up

Unless I'm doing it

[mild agate]

yeah pretty often I found myself with enemy civilians and we didn’t shoot each other when we both had guns, we just decided near the escape if we wanted to play CI or NTF

with that said, I just know that won’t happen at all in brazilian servers and people will kill each other more often if given the chance

[unkempt bolt]

The hard part is running around like a headless chicken as 8 scientists try to detain or kill you

[weary skiff]

not needing to worry about guards kos’ing at round start makes the game so much more fun

i’m gonna kms going back to normal sl when 15.0 private beta drops

[unkempt bolt]

Facility guard is Hitler role

[weary skiff]

deadass ruin everything

no loot in entrance because guards spawn there

no fun in lcz because guards rush there

no fun as scp because you spawned directly connected to the checkpoint

[unkempt bolt]

My only problem with guards they spawn way too quick for how big light is but they are considering adding easier ways to navigate light so shrug

[red quartz]

Things would probably be different on public servers but in the testing most people recognize how much better it is to have more people in heavy unlocking the switches

[polar locust]

Yeah, I was thinking PEARS testing is imperfect because you're not going to have as many randoms who want to ruin everyone elses fun

It's much more social since a lot of patreons know each other or there are content creators

[red quartz]

I only saw kos if someone had the machete

[harsh tiger]

I always killed people

[mild agate]

I didn’t know like 80% of the people I played with, I’m gonna be real

[unkempt bolt]

Prolly felt tuff asf saying this

[red quartz]

I was the one kosing with the machete to be fair

[neon snow]

Thank you

[polar locust]

Yeah I saw the clip of you killing the containment officier as 939 right after he spawned

[harsh tiger]

The thing is even if you were attacked you could get away

Cause the com15 is a glorified melee

Its damage falloff starts after 11 meters which is very short for guns

[vestal cedar]

tf

[red quartz]

People are spread out a ton now so even if there's a maniac on the loose it doesn't result in the death of all d boys

[neon snow]

COM 15 is a glorified melee 🙏

[unkempt bolt]

How tf

[vestal cedar]

what

[unkempt bolt]

Also real people use the com 15 upgrade it to the com 45 and then kos the entire lobby

(2 people by the time it’s done)

[vestal cedar]

Com 45 after another round of nerfs

[mild agate]

dude COM-45 is so 2023

[polar locust]

Random consideration.

Now that we have three Elevators from Light-to-Heavy. I know they have their own unique rooms now, but have you considered specializing each Elevator room for each of the three Keycard types?

e.g. someone might be in Light, see an elevator and go "I could escape, but I want to go to C instead because it aligns with my keycard"

[red quartz]

I love being the site 02 slasher

[unkempt bolt]

Com 45 is so hecking gubby retro

Use the a7 instead

[vestal cedar]

Com 45 is not good

[harsh tiger]

I would rather add new paths than take away from those elevators

[unkempt bolt]

Bro lying

[polar locust]

I see.

[vestal cedar]

I see no point in it compared to a special weapon

it’s only decent against scps

[unkempt bolt]

Com 45 recoil isn’t even the worst it just goes straight up lol

[harsh tiger]

Com 45 is fun

[vestal cedar]

That’s true

[unkempt bolt]

Also it does a trillion damage to humans just camp entrance

[vestal cedar]

But it ain’t good

armor

[polar locust]

Add an item that makes your recoil worse just to use it for the com 45

[vestal cedar]

1853? (Anti-1853)

[neon snow]

When funny keycards for 914

[unkempt bolt]

Not everyone has heavy armor bruh

[neon snow]

Like ur credit card for sending you money

[polar locust]

no wait
When you use it with the COM-45 it turns off your friendly fire.

I HAVE A FUNNY GUN AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT

[unkempt bolt]

It still easily kills random privates if ur not bad

[vestal cedar]

so does any other gun

A com 18 could

[polar locust]

A7 is my favourite funny gun.

[unkempt bolt]

Insta one shot with no reaction vs a com 18

[vestal cedar]

and you might have ammo for another gun

[unkempt bolt]

Ya ur right br that’s a fair comparison

[vestal cedar]

burn scps

[unkempt bolt]

That’s like saying the jailbird is in the same tier as the fsp cuz well they both can do a good bit of damage against scps

[vestal cedar]

They are the same tier

also ain’t the point I’m making

[unkempt bolt]

Bro loves lying

What is ur point then lol

One has the highest ttk in the game

[vestal cedar]

that com 45 ain’t dat good

[unkempt bolt]

I mean it’s ur opinion ig lol

[vestal cedar]

[unkempt bolt]

I just don’t get ur point cuz ur argument is that every gun can in fact kill like ya??

Com 15 can kill a guy with heavy armor bro

[vestal cedar]

Im saying it ain’t dat good

[unkempt bolt]

Can u elaborate then just saying that and typing disagree

[vestal cedar]

it ain’t that gud

[unkempt bolt]

How is it not the highest ttk do u just use it as a sniper or wat

[mystic hamlet]

that's also only if you hit your shots

[hidden wave]

Com 45 likers “yes I love missing all my shots and then reloading”

[mystic hamlet]

like it's a meme weapon

[unkempt bolt]

The power of moving ur mouse downwards

[vestal cedar]

it ain’t dat good

[unkempt bolt]

Yo it just goes straight up

It’s not a cs ak pattern

[vestal cedar]

Your mouse controls spread?

[mystic hamlet]

the power of terrible ammo efficiency

[vestal cedar]

I didn’t know it could change how the gun fires

[unkempt bolt]

You can’t just type ragebait for the 80th time and think I’m supposed to just fall for it the 81st time

[serene sorrel]

what about shooting the scps

[vestal cedar]

that’s a crazy idea

[mystic hamlet]

like seriously why would you ever use the com 45 over anything else unless you're trolling

[vestal cedar]

Radical even

[hidden wave]

is 80 the limit then

[serene sorrel]

insane burst

[vestal cedar]

I play mayhem duh

[mystic hamlet]

radical larry

[unkempt bolt]

Ya

[serene sorrel]

break shield and hit for like 600 damage

[unkempt bolt]

Gun that does the most amount of damage at once

[serene sorrel]

or whatever

[unkempt bolt]

More the pink candy!

[vestal cedar]

It ain’t dat good

[unkempt bolt]

The com 45 recoil is just where u just need to use it as a shotgun which has its downsides but it is quite literally a shotgun that does a 1000 damage

Just move ur mouse down bruh

[mystic hamlet]

and over half the damage gets undone by hume

unless you're using it when hume's down

at which point just use anything else

[vestal cedar]

Your mouse controls spread?

[wispy walrus]

yes

I loev the com 45

[spark hearth]

whats the general consensus about pears5? i really liked the changes and hope it gets brought to the live version at some point

[mystic hamlet]

cause at least then you're not putting yourself in melee range of an scp

[wispy walrus]

itS vey

[vestal cedar]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

It takes approximately 49 Pears to put someone to sleep

[mystic hamlet]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The ongoing PEARS Session (PEARS 5) is available for Tier 3+ Patreon Supporters!
It focuses on an early game overhaul, with the second session starting <t:1777662000:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[wispy walrus]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[unkempt bolt]

Use anything else ur a genius I rather use a crossvec to kill the humeless SCP then the gun that just does 1/4 of their health

[mystic hamlet]

alternatively I could do that from range and not die

[unkempt bolt]

I refuse to believe u guys just type this out without thinking

ITS 1000 DAMAGE JUST DONT BE ASS

[vestal cedar]

a mirror and therapy would help you out here

[unkempt bolt]

THE ONLY CONCERN IS 173

[wispy walrus]

don't forget it has big spread as well

[hidden wave]

Seems like most of the patrons like it

[wispy walrus]

wait I have a clip for this

[hidden wave]

Haven’t seen big complaints

[unkempt bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[wispy walrus]

@unkempt bolt

[mystic hamlet]

the only real "complaint" I've seen is the equivalent of that one rick and morty clip

[wispy walrus]

damn the spread snnt taht bad actually

[hidden wave]

You’ve gotta be more specific than that 🙏

[vestal cedar]

Ain’t that with 1853

[mystic hamlet]

people basically not wanting to go back to normal SL

[wispy walrus]

oh yeah

[serene sorrel]

dont have to be in smelling distance

besides

if they keep chasing you

[wispy walrus]

you have o check withut 1853

[serene sorrel]

they loose a thousand health

to other weapons

that is a good trade

[mystic hamlet]

i mean if you want to hit all your shots you kinda have to

[unkempt bolt]

No fuckin duh bro

[serene sorrel]

nothing forces you to

[unkempt bolt]

U using it as a sniper?

[serene sorrel]

you will hit a significant amount even out of their hit range

[unkempt bolt]

By the way since yall keep bringing up spread it is barley a problem assuming ur not using it as a sniper and the reload is less then a second long bruh

[mystic hamlet]

why would I use it from a distance then

[unkempt bolt]

It is not a railgun length reload

[serene sorrel]

large burst = more dps

dps is good because at the very minumum scp leaves you alone

also why you want to keep drum mag

though that really depends on how you plau

[unkempt bolt]

It is literally one of the fastest reloads in the game and can instantly beam 049 and 106

[vestal cedar]

the spread makes it so you either suicide bomb or you miss most of your shots(without 1853)

[mystic hamlet]

literally

[serene sorrel]

also you can shoot it in salvos to give time to recover

for the spread

[hidden wave]

What if they gave com 45 a sniper scope

[serene sorrel]

against humans especially so

is what you want to do

[vestal cedar]

Instant improvement

[mystic hamlet]

MGS2 scene where Solidus twirls a p90 but it's the com 45

[vestal cedar]

make com 45 have HE shells

[hidden wave]

I’m still waiting on the mp7 grenade launcher attachment

[vestal cedar]

im waiting on the game to add more drugs

[unkempt bolt]

Every special weapon is a suicide bomb

One quite literally

Except for a7 I guess

[vestal cedar]

we have oxy and adrenaline

And 500

And 207

[mystic hamlet]

no they're not bro

[vestal cedar]

And 207?

And 1853

And mysterious candies

[mystic hamlet]

if you're suicide bombing with 3X you just suck bro I'm sorry

[vestal cedar]

The a7 main feature is burning once upclose

[vestal cedar]

I think they meant the meme weapons maybe? But yea

[mystic hamlet]

well they also mentioned the jailbird

(at least that's what I thought when they metnioned "quite literally")

[vestal cedar]

That could also be black/pink candy

[mystic hamlet]

true

but I wouldn't call those special weapons

[vestal cedar]

Its weapons for a special cause

[mystic hamlet]

244 is a special weapon

special in that it's shit

[vestal cedar]

Whats 244 again

[mystic hamlet]

grandma's ashes

[vestal cedar]

Only good in candy room

[rapid moss]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The ongoing PEARS Session (PEARS 5) is available for Tier 3+ Patreon Supporters!
It focuses on an early game overhaul, with the second session starting <t:1777662000:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[fierce lynx]

what's up guys

[grim belfry]

pears

[rapid moss]

does the pears testing each week only last a day or a few hours before it closes again?

[vestal cedar]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[fierce lynx]

true pears is up!

[wispy walrus]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were once smuggled onto the Internal Space Station, making them the first whole fruit to make it off earth

[wispy walrus]

chad !pear vs chud !pears

!pear give better info

[chrome carbon]

The flowers from a Pear tree are often thought to help a persons spirit transfer to the afterlife

[wispy walrus]

yes

[weary skiff]

hablubblubuublubbleblub

[wispy walrus]

this is true

and real

[fierce lynx]

democracy

we're gonna lynch you

[grim belfry]

what is internal space station

[wispy walrus]

discord hanging gif

[vestal cedar]

#kill Taylor gang

[wispy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[vestal cedar]

Wumpus no!

[wispy walrus]

dude

some fucker is going to find me in real life and kill me

for the bit

this the shit you see on like horror slop channels

"This kid was killed in real life from a joke gone wrong..."

people joked about killing him

and then someone actually did

*thunderclap sound effect

ahhh! 😱

ghost emoji

[fierce lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

ur wumpus blud

[wispy walrus]

@hoary coral try not to get scared:sariest stories

can I have that audio

the one a bout sl stuff

[dusty sonnet]

number seven

student watches "porn" and gets nayked 😱

[wispy walrus]

number 8

killed with brick

number 9

fuck

number 10

soup filled with red explosive bug

number 11

rock from the moon

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-week-my-friends-gif-17252026567107945552

[wispy walrus]

number 12

wolf with gun shoots people

number 13

shark (in the forest)

wait

who has the

shark in forest gif

@fierce lynx

[vestal cedar]

Number 14, guy banned from Scp sl Discord

[wispy walrus]

he's not supposed to be here

[dusty sonnet]

number 14, guy MUTED on Scp sl Discord

[dusty sonnet]

reminder that more people are killed by vending machines than sharks

[wispy walrus]

More people died from world war 2 than people died from fridges

And world war 2 is over

So you're safe

You're going to live forever

Unless you need to open your fridge

Then your life is in danger and you will die forever

[vestal cedar]

The fridge will walk to you and fucking stab you

[wispy walrus]

1000000000000009829304748676767676766774773636272849265391937572947372 years of eternal death and kill fuck.

[wispy walrus]

https://youtu.be/QJWjzclxJj4?si=jMWI3tgMDcIPalb0

shaking and crying and vomiting and shitting and twitching and screaming and pissing and dying and choking and bleeding rn

I cant say the c one cus it's blocked

I want this shirt

[fierce lynx]

missouri shark ❤️

[wispy walrus]

deep in the missouri woods

[vestal cedar]

Deep in the Kentucky Bourbon refineries

[fierce lynx]

guys what's on ur bucket lists

[vestal cedar]

Dying to a shark in a landlocked state

[mystic hamlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1175516057960714300/1185419337176195174/21.gif

[fierce lynx]

did you guys know hot dogs kill more people annually than spiders and sharks combined

[floral mango]

What

[mystic hamlet]

so do vending machine accidents

[dusty sonnet]

maybe one of those fucking samsung smart fridges will

[mystic hamlet]

and bees

[grim belfry]

considering what they are usually made of, that sounds realistic

[grim belfry]

the apex predators

[dusty sonnet]

straight poision fr

I prefer a bad burger than a bad hot dog

[fierce lynx]

is there a vending machine scp that just fucking kills you instead of dispensing bullshit

[vestal cedar]

Mosquitoes 🔥

[dusty sonnet]

294 if you tell it too

[floral mango]

AH HOW DID I END UP IN SCP-DISCUSSION

HELP

[fierce lynx]

what

[vestal cedar]

Just type antimatter

[fierce lynx]

not the same

[vestal cedar]

You clicked on it

[dusty sonnet]

Sorry, we've been fiddling around with the Chronosphere trying to teleport our tanks

[fierce lynx]

guys I can't think of any bucket list ideas

am I gonna die unfulfilled

[mystic hamlet]

that's not even what kills them apparently

[floral mango]

:(

[mystic hamlet]

it's because people choke on them 😭

[dusty sonnet]

you're telling me people die deepthroating hot dogs????

[mystic hamlet]

yes

[fierce lynx]

children yes

17% of choking accidents are from hot dogs

[dusty sonnet]

sonion 🧅 😭 😭 😭

[vestal cedar]

ppl be freaky

[mystic hamlet]

apparently coconuts kill more people than sharks

[wispy walrus]

ay

[wispy walrus]

sonionman

[fierce lynx]

where is onionman

[wispy walrus]

guys

give me scp kahoot name

quick

9000

no uhh

3999

[vestal cedar]

Hoot

[dusty sonnet]

🦉 ^

[fierce lynx]

kahoot name?

[dusty sonnet]

SCP Quiz

[fierce lynx]

as in the website kahoot?

[dusty sonnet]

Dr.Wondertainment's super fun super entertaining SCP Foundation quiz

[fierce lynx]

dude I swear to god why is at&t so fucking garbage

[vestal cedar]

so mean

[fierce lynx]

im gonna burn down the at&t headquarters

for having such terrible service

[distant compass]

^don't put this guy into scp-482

[distant compass]

we all know what happened last time

[vestal cedar]

🇺🇸

[dusty sonnet]

EUFlag

[distant compass]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-israel-netanyahu-jew-gif-6884047871127669706

[fierce lynx]

at least I have air conditioning 🙄

[vestal cedar]

Lil hu

[vestal cedar]

#never use windows gang

[dusty sonnet]

no need for air conditioning when you have proper walls and insulation

[fierce lynx]

no

[distant compass]

didnt fr*nch government plan to ban windows

[fierce lynx]

air conditioning good

[distant compass]

for govt. devices

and transition to linux

[dusty sonnet]

Jokes aside is there anything that the U.S does better than the EU
Military power and history aside of course

[dusty sonnet]

linux beter

[vestal cedar]

Debt

[dusty sonnet]

except when it don work

then it sux :(

[chrome summit]

World Tours

[dusty sonnet]

lol

culture I guess?

[vestal cedar]

A world tour to 5 cities!

[dusty sonnet]

Westwood studios pretty awesome

me like

[vestal cedar]

Inclusivity (kinda)

[wispy walrus]

us has the coolest military

we are so sigma shit

[dusty sonnet]

yea sure

unless I misunderstood the word

idk

[vestal cedar]

Never passed an audit 🔥

[keen jewel]

It snows in Israel?

[vestal cedar]

In the very northern tip

[keen jewel]

Lucky bastards

In recent years it’s to hot to go outside in the summer

[vestal cedar]

It’s mountainous and it’s where they get some of their water

[hard steeple]

Spying on their own citizens

[vestal cedar]

Bribery lobbying

[dusty sonnet]

eh
that chat control EU bill that I forgot about

[hard steeple]

The EU bills are recent

[dusty sonnet]

fair

[hard steeple]

Americans have had to deal with that since the Cold War and especially after 9/11

Patriot Act basically legalized it

[weary crag]

it snows in the levant in general

and even northern arabia

[dusty sonnet]

No it's the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. act

[weary crag]

not common but it does happen

[keen jewel]

I feel like the us military problay is more aware of Mordern war due to Iraq, but only barely. Ukrainian generals have trieded to educate EU generals on how different war is now but it’s really hard

[weary crag]

what doesn't happen is snow in more central parts of arabia for example

[dusty sonnet]

ruhhh

[hard steeple]

Warfare is WW1 again

[vestal cedar]

It’s better at eating more

[dusty sonnet]

WW1 with drones

[hard steeple]

WW1 but worse

[vestal cedar]

It’s better at not passing audits

[keen jewel]

Oh I thought you said military comparison and you made no military power as a basis

In that case the first amendment

[keen jewel]

No no no no it’s bad but not THAT bad

[hard steeple]

we made tanks specifically to defeat trenches and then ATGMs become a thing that turn tank armor into paper mache

[dusty sonnet]

and turning food into """products"""
https://youtu.be/Fn8E4jjfhVY

[hard steeple]

GOYSLOP!!!!

[dusty sonnet]

Better than the Brits I guess

[vestal cedar]

Good product with a big arch

[keen jewel]

Wut

[charred helm]

apperently invincible fan's are on crack or something as they think that viltrumites can get a W vs kid buu

[hard steeple]

Don’t forget about the US military testing bioweapons on their own people with ticks

[distant compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424352667609595904/1475759270329847838/attachment.gif

[hard steeple]

Alpha-gal was unheard of before like 2020

[vestal cedar]

the US in Canada brainwashing people with lsd and torture

[hard steeple]

Conveniently it was when those “Beyond Meat” companies started coming around

[dusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-spongebob-gif-24427197

[distant compass]

thats a huge bite

[hard steeple]

and alpha-gal makes you deathly allergic to meat

[fresh forge]

I love #scp-discussion .

[dusty sonnet]

what's next
allergic to oxygen

[hard steeple]

True!

[vestal cedar]

that’s good

[distant compass]

the better general chat

[keen jewel]

I mean the powerscalimg in incesnible, even when you put even slight critcla thought into it, is bad. Like viltrumited can destroy planets but super hero’s from earth can pose a threat by themselves

[dusty sonnet]

general chat but anomalous

[keen jewel]

@coarse falcon I have an idea

[distant compass]

also welcome back

[hard steeple]

No they’re just going to put Sarin in the water supply

[distant compass]

ahab

from the mute

[vestal cedar]

„the water is making the frogs gay“

[hard steeple]

“The water killed all the fucking frogs”

[dusty sonnet]

Sarin?? Like the colorless, odorless gas stuff from C&C Red Alert Counterstrike that we spend TWO ENTIRE MISSIONS as the Allies just to destroy the prodcution plant???

Oh I see how it is

[dusty sonnet]

yea

since the 23rd of march

I have returned

never to leave your side again

[tough gale]

How long was the 14.0 beta?

[distant compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484989333273448699/togif.gif

[keen jewel]

Yes

[dusty sonnet]

I love SL when the ping is normal and bullets don't phase through people

[weary skiff]

no

because 15.0 is never coming out

[red quartz]

i love how saturated this is

nuclear 953

[weary skiff]

what if you were concept - grongo artist

and only drew grongos

[fierce lynx]

oh my god I'm gonna fucking die

[vestal cedar]

Thank god!

[fierce lynx]

the floods

oh the horror

[vestal cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-imposter-walter-white-breaking-bad-phone-gif-21226383

[red quartz]

what is a grongo

i think its an eel

[rare bison]

when grongo - grongo artist

[wispy walrus]

We esr coast

Maybe

Idk

Shark attacks in missouri

Waco siege

Ruby ridge

La bank shooting

FBI blows up a bank

[red quartz]

this is a grongo

my persona that i never draw

[wispy walrus]

Convicted child abuser cult vs dolphin noises through loud speaker

who would win

[tepid tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[red quartz]

maybe i should remake him

I made this too

[distant compass]

seems like a very cold place he lives in

[red quartz]

the secret lore is that he was based off my character in fallout 76 in 2019

[wispy walrus]

infiltration

[coarse falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/it-couldnt-have-just-walked-away-gif-26408548

[fierce lynx]

there's a tornado I think it might be over for me

[keen jewel]

Where can I post a poll here

[wispy walrus]

finally

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198395591286341633/1389158654275616798/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

[keen jewel]

Hope you survive ❤️

[wispy walrus]

ok I was about to say "Hope you die" but then lucid started typing

and suddently I don't want to anymore

!lucid

[chrome carbon]

lucid is bald

[distant compass]

you summoned lucid!

we are doomed

[echo tendon]

We've disabled them on this server to prevent some limitations with our Modbot from being exploited, sorry :(

[neon snow]

Lucid help to reduce cases of painful deaths

so cute

[keen jewel]

Aww it’s okay

[wispy walrus]

someone made an n word poll huh

I bet that hppened

slcord mod stocks will never recover from this

everyone sell

LCID going down

[neon snow]

Lucid

post a poll with a types of tortures for Taylor

[wispy walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correct-random-funny--k01KQ8246ETN9B135NN09XWGZC8

[echo tendon]

Taylor doesn't deserve all that

[neon snow]

for now

[wispy walrus]

what does she deserve

dude

restaurants always get my fucking name wrong

like

tyler

tayler

[echo tendon]

Human rights

[neon snow]

tlr

[wispy walrus]

taylir

like actually

they get that shit so bad

toylar

legit

all of those

I have seen at least once

[neon snow]

toylawyer

[wispy walrus]

yeah I defended toys r us bankruptcy in 2018

[fierce lynx]

someone crashed 😳

[wispy walrus]

I failed because I slipped on a banana peel down the stairs in the courthouse

[echo tendon]

Pretty sure torture is in there somewhere as a "please don't do this"

[wispy walrus]

and they interpretted the sounds of me falling down the stairs as saying "we are filing for bankruptcy"

[neon snow]

why you saying this like NW doesnt have own snipers squad

and smoll auro with knife

[wispy walrus]

x3j50 cloaker

except he just yells racial slurs at you

even the ones that dont apply to you

[neon snow]

this is why i love him

[echo tendon]

Only for the people who deserve it

[echo tendon]

Auro is a natural force I have no control over

[wispy walrus]

lucid throw mushroom at you

and bald cats

[neon snow]

now i know who ate a Nathan

[vestal cedar]

Lucid stalks

[keen jewel]

Since no poll, what would you like to be the sarkci scp added to severe lab

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@coarse falcon

[neon snow]

021-j

[echo tendon]

Making it sound like I'm some kinda jungle predator 😭

[vestal cedar]

You are

[neon snow]

just a mushroom

[vestal cedar]

Gonna stalk and stab someone

[neon snow]

with red hat

without any war crimes behind

why no

[distant compass]

geneva convention? merely a geneva suggestion