scp-discussion

[slim coral]

[polar locust]

SCP Foundation trying to resist the urge to classify Humans as an SCP.

[marble mantle]

5'12

[chrome summit]

Hell. Even outside the deep dark fish get weird

[fierce lynx]

sonnnn

[chrome summit]

Sun Fish are one of the dumbest creatures on the planet

[marble mantle]

isn't 12 inches a foot

[supple urchin]

why cant muricans have a single normal measurement

[fierce lynx]

yea

[marble mantle]

wouldn't that be 6 feet

[paper lake]

There’s probably a lot of SCPs classifying us as anomalies

[neon cedar]

I'm 12'12

[marble mantle]

idk

[fierce lynx]

it's from the british

[chrome summit]

They just mindlessly swim and do not give a damn when something is currently chewing on them

[weary skiff]

i wish i was shorter

[marble mantle]

i use feet for height because that's what i used in australia

[neon cedar]

i'm 5'7 son

[paper lake]

We should all be more like a Sun Fish

[weary skiff]

i don’t like being average height i wish i was small

[marble mantle]

idk anything about how long the units are

[neon cedar]

I'm short as nuts

[chrome summit]

Well. There are some weird things about us humans

[marble mantle]

just i know how tall a 6' person is

[supple urchin]

6 FEET IS AVG?

[polar locust]

"some"?

[chrome summit]

Our biodiversity is a lot lower than most other animals

[fierce lynx]

no

[polar locust]

fucking discord scroll shit

[fierce lynx]

lmao

6 feet is above average

[marble mantle]

what no

i was ranting

[paper lake]

I imagine history might be responsible for that

[weary skiff]

it is?

[hollow arrow]

5'7 isn't short!

[neon cedar]

6 feet is average in lithuania

[marble mantle]

i'm saying i know how tall a 6 foot person is

[fierce lynx]

really?

[neon cedar]

it is when 6 feet is the average

[chrome summit]

How many species are there of other animals

[weary skiff]

6’0 really doesn’t feel that tall

[hollow arrow]

Fairs

[marble mantle]

average height in australia was like 5'6 for men and 5'4 for women

[fierce lynx]

no it's 5'11 in lithuania

[supple urchin]

Fellas, I'm 5'4 and I'm turning 20 in September

I'm fucked fellas

[marble mantle]

4 million iirc

[fierce lynx]

6 foot people are giants

[neon cedar]

SAME SHIT YOU FUCK

[fiery kite]

hundreds and hundreds

[marble mantle]

I know there are 10000 bird species

[weary skiff]

trade you

[chrome summit]

Or well breeds is a better word here

[marble mantle]

and like

[polar locust]

that's a huge height increase in just a few months

[marble mantle]

1.4 million insect species

[weary crag]

it is

[fierce lynx]

I'm 5'7

[marble mantle]

about 700000 arachnids

[chrome summit]

Think of all the types of ants, cats, dogs etc

[weary crag]

6'10 is tall too

[fierce lynx]

perfectly average as always

[marble mantle]

iirc

[weary crag]

5'10

[chrome summit]

Humans are just humans

[chrome summit]

Abnormally low biodiversity

And yeah. History is why

[marble mantle]

6'10 is a mountain

that's like

[weary crag]

die

[marble mantle]

feet taller than me

[weary crag]

die

[chrome summit]

Everything in life is weird

[marble mantle]

don't die

[wary pond]

That's evil feras

[chrome summit]

Full of anomalies

[marble mantle]

that shit kills you

[weary skiff]

is there a way to like make yourself shorter it makes me feel disgusting to be tall

[marble mantle]

yeah

[paper lake]

Cut off your legs

[marble mantle]

but it's not good

[weary crag]

I am evil and mean and I deserve hell

[weary skiff]

darn

[weary crag]

may lord have mercy

[marble mantle]

you can get parts of your femur removed

but your genes built your body for a certain height

[paper lake]

If you’re little sibling grows taller than you, would you cut off their legs

[hollow arrow]

Transfer your height to me

[chrome summit]

Australia is also full of SCPs

[marble mantle]

as of currently we cannot edit your genome legally nor do we know how to edit a living person's height after removing half of their femur

[chrome summit]

On my bucket list

[marble mantle]

[polar locust]

Imagine being kidnapped by a kangaroo and forced into their pouch wouldn't that be weird hahaha

[marble mantle]

we have birds that intentionally start wildfires to draw out animals for them to hunt

[weary skiff]

dude what

[marble mantle]

called firehawks

[zinc tendon]

there actually kinda is

[marble mantle]

yeah not even joking

[weary skiff]

hawk tuah

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-my-eyes-on-you-watching-you-signal-point-stalk-gif-5960200

[marble mantle]

iirc they are multiple species but the main one is black kites

[polar locust]

me when I have to ste fires because I'm bored

[chrome summit]

Birds are incredibly smart reptiles

[weary crag]

an iq too high

[marble mantle]

this guy

[zinc tendon]

but its more to do with actually delaying the growth before it happens so i dont think this helps in your circumstance

[polar locust]

I understand the context but still.

[marble mantle]

humans are pretty smart fish

[chrome summit]

Also dont forget the closest living family to the bird family is the crocodile family

[paper lake]

When chaos is so intertwined into your wild life that you have arsonist birds starting wild fires and plants that need those fires to spread their seeds

[neon cedar]

terror birds are tuff as fucking cock bro

[marble mantle]

to be completely fair

[polar locust]

Nah, I trust him. He wouldn't start a fire.

[supple urchin]

had to take a picture of my nintendo ds to show this

difference between me and the the like, 6.2/6.3 feet guy

[marble mantle]

it's a very very distant relationship

[chrome summit]

Isn't evolution fun

[supple urchin]

3ds*

[chrome summit]

True

[zinc tendon]

hawk one

[marble mantle]

crocodilia is part of pseudosuchia which is part of archosauria

[chrome summit]

But avens still generally get lumped with reptiles when it comes to clades

[neon cedar]

Terran what do you think of terror birds

[polar locust]

There's also a ton of plants and trees that lay dormant or stunt their growth, wait for a huge wildfire to ravage the area then capitalise on the free real estate.

[marble mantle]

dinosauria is in a completely different clade within archosauria

[paper lake]

Yeah that is exactly how I imagined you looking

[marble mantle]

theropoda is even deeper

[supple urchin]

feels like talking with a giant

[polar locust]

hawk two

[paper lake]

Pioneer species, yeah

[weary crag]

serbian

[supple urchin]

ey listen I dont wear the postal guy coat anymore

mainly bcuz all the fucking dog hair stuck to it destroyed

it

[neon cedar]

I love terror birds

[zinc tendon]

what are terror birds

[paper lake]

You mean Magpies?

[neon cedar]

No I mean terror birds

Look it up

[paper lake]

Oh the extinct ones

Can’t be worse than a magpie though

[neon cedar]

lmao ok bro

[polar locust]

Can we genetically engineer catboys

[zinc tendon]

yeah probably

[marble mantle]

I back this

[weary skiff]

the answer is a little complicated

[neon cedar]

what about catgirls

[zinc tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[marble mantle]

nah

i'm gay

[polar locust]

I thought the question is simple, but morally abhorrent.

[amber bone]

This typa shit is what makes me think that things are way more alive than we give them credit for

[neon cedar]

son I'm not talking about your advantage I'm talking about mine

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-they-should-gif-4683433

[bright mantle]

with 4 or 2 ears

[marble mantle]

how about we make this OUR advantage and make both

[marble mantle]

they are

[polar locust]

Slimemolds are an interesting creature, they possess no brain yet behave in very intelligent ways.

[marble mantle]

plants have rudimentary nervous systems

[hollow arrow]

Can we steer on topic now 💙

[marble mantle]

they can respond to gravity, light, etc

and can detect touch

[marble mantle]

I apologise

I will move to scps

[paper lake]

Can SCPs evolve?

[polar locust]

This actually started beacuse Terran was talking about carnivorous plant SCPs

[paper lake]

939 is a species

Can 939 evolve

[polar locust]

so you're the one off-topic

smh

[rancid plinth]

I am evil dictator and this is my channel

And hello everyone else

[supple urchin]

at least we aint talkin about politics, or religion

[paper lake]

Was 939 the result of natural evolution, or did something interfere

[rancid plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[supple urchin]

or slurs

[rich flume]

im pllokie dok and welcone to my sectet laboty

[zinc tendon]

PLANT ATTACK 🌹🍀🎄🎄🎄🎄🌻🍀🎄🌲🌷🌻🍀🌸🌻🌸🍀🌿🥀🥀🥀🌱🌿🥀🍁🌳🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🍃🌵🍁🍄🍁🍃🌺🌻🌻🍀🌻🍀🎄🍀🎄🌷🌹🍀💐🌹🌹🌹🌻🥀🌲🌼☘️🌼🌿☘️☘️🌼☘️☘️🌼☘️🥀🥀🌿🥀🌿🥀🌱🥀🌿🥀🌱🥀🌿🌱🍂🍃🍃🪻🫚

[hollow arrow]

Not scp either

[rancid plinth]

Uhh

[bright mantle]

welcome to my secret plantation

[supple urchin]

yeye but there are worse offtopics then the one we are currently havin

[rancid plinth]

Remove 096

[paper lake]

And not to forget, 953 is also an entire species.
How did the demons enter our world

[zinc tendon]

hellor

[supple urchin]

this ones at least educational

[zinc tendon]

can you

[weary skiff]

scp labby

secret labby scp

[zinc tendon]

add

[rancid plinth]

Fighting demons

[paper lake]

Are they biblical demons, or is that just a title we give them

[zinc tendon]

game features

[polar locust]

I don't give a shit about scp-discussion!

[weary skiff]

i find 953s monster form very attractive

[bright mantle]

uhh cool

[rancid plinth]

Mark this is good news, we can finally talk about 096 and 953

[marble mantle]

pretty sure it's an anomaly

[zinc tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-piss-nuke-tutorial-truth-nuke-true-true-morgan-freeman-gif-1990497734463688507

[marble mantle]

iirc it is entirely muscle

without any organs

[polar locust]

remove 079

[amber bone]

939 is just kind of the meta

[rancid plinth]

Hello larpdori

[marble mantle]

and yet is capable of intelligence and all senses

[paper lake]

953 proves just one of its species is extremely dangerous, so how dangerous are the rest of them

[marble mantle]

hello larpureh

[paper lake]

Does it warrant extermination for our safety

[rancid plinth]

Too far man... too far

[weary skiff]

no keep them around

[marble mantle]

I apologise

[supple urchin]

around the 6 or 7 danger level

[marble mantle]

here's a flag

🇧🇭

[zinc tendon]

have they considered like

[rancid plinth]

I dont, im calling devs now

[polar locust]

emo kid with white hair and red skin

[zinc tendon]

therapy for 953

[rancid plinth]

Oh hey cool flags

[paper lake]

Should 953 stay alive at all?

[zinc tendon]

to make her stop being racist

[paper lake]

Its a threat to humanity

[polar locust]

I'd rather put 106 on termination order over 953 if I'm being completely honest.

[zinc tendon]

oh EASILY

[weary skiff]

please

[rancid plinth]

Wheres switz of land..

[marble mantle]

i have all the red and white flags

[zinc tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165984982938963978/1485552583551746138/togif.gif

[grim belfry]

I re-read 966 and what I'm getting from the article is that if you've ever been close to one of the instances you're basically fucked because you will never be able to sleep again and will die from exhaustion and there is nothing you can do

[paper lake]

Sure, its powers make for interesting study. But I believe Dr Malcom already posed this question

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-ian-malcolm-jeff-goldblum-should-could-gif-16617300

[zinc tendon]

yeah p much

[harsh tiger]

The issue is if you try to actually kill 106 and he wises up to it he will just leave

[weary crag]

yeah

966 whole gimmick is you can't sleep

[marble mantle]

i don't think there's an emoji for it tbh

[polar locust]

good, tell him to fuck off.

[harsh tiger]

He only stays cause the foundation prepares meals for him in the form of human sacrifices

[zinc tendon]

u gotta kill him in his own dimension

for aura

[grim belfry]

I think it'd be cooler if they actually had to stalk you to keep you from sleeping but whatever

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/drapetrain-gif-8140001342945406828

[paper lake]

Then he hunts in the local pre school

[rancid plinth]

Im light blue

[marble mantle]

[marble mantle]

have fun with half of south and central america

[grim belfry]

yeah but I mean you can encounter one, then somehow find and kill it and you will still die because you were in proximity once

[neon cedar]

I remember the days of me making the 8549 concept, but it's too complex lol

[marble mantle]

uruguay, argentina, honduras

[rancid plinth]

Brick by brick

[grim belfry]

thats a little lame

[polar locust]

I mean, I feel like if you just keep letting 106 do what he wants with the foundation staff eventually the foundation will run out of staff and he'll do that anyway

[marble mantle]

i actually think that's the extent of them

but they are the most memorable to me for some reason

[zinc tendon]

st lucia

[marble mantle]

estonia flag supremacy

[zinc tendon]

palau

[marble mantle]

I don't count islands

[zinc tendon]

micronesia

[marble mantle]

fuck the islands

[zinc tendon]

somalia

[marble mantle]

except papua new guinea

you're a good island

[polar locust]

If you ask me, SCP-106 isn't even a contained SCP.

It's an SCP that the SCP Foundation is intentionally bargaining with.
That's not sustainable even if you take all forms of morals out of the equation.

[marble mantle]

well yeah

[supple urchin]

🇷🇸 SERBIA

[zinc tendon]

yeah

[supple urchin]

SERBIA MOST BEAUTIFUL FLAG

MM

[marble mantle]

his article says he can leave at any time

[supple urchin]

SERBIAAAAA

[zinc tendon]

thats how they contain it

[weary skiff]

why don’t they just fucking nuke him

[marble mantle]

they just make it as inconvenient and annoying as feasibly possible

[weary skiff]

if you catch him off guard i’m sure he’d die

[marble mantle]

brother bullets disintegrate when they touch them

[weary skiff]

there’s no way he’s entirely invulnerable

[grim belfry]

it is as long as your recruitment rates are high enough

[polar locust]

All I'm saying is, I've seen a gazillion attempts to kill 096 and 682 but never any attempts to kill 106

[weary skiff]

yeah because his skin is coated in material that corrodes bullets

[zinc tendon]

babies are born faster than 106 eats them

sure its sustainable

[neon cedar]

Is there a terror bird scp

[marble mantle]

yeah

[neon cedar]

Someone should make a terror bird scp

[weary skiff]

i’m sure if you just blew 106 up he’d
straight up die

[marble mantle]

that one chicken scp

[neon cedar]

Which one is it

[marble mantle]

that one chicken scp

[neon cedar]

No that's not it

[marble mantle]

yeah it is

it's a bird

[neon cedar]

You know what the terror bird is

[rancid plinth]

Chicken that can fly

[marble mantle]

and it's terrifying

and it causes terror

[neon cedar]

I don't think you do son

[marble mantle]

yeah

[paper lake]

3199

[fiery salmon]

SCP-3199 ⁠— Humans, Refuted

by bittermixin
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +1199

[neon cedar]

What is it

[marble mantle]

are you talking about those birds that cause terror

[neon cedar]

That's not a terror bird \

[marble mantle]

the ones where only one species is herbivorous

[paper lake]

Close enough

[rancid plinth]

Biggest bird

[neon cedar]

No I'm talking about extinct predator birds who were the apex predator

[neon cedar]

They were fucking cool as hell

[marble mantle]

I know what you're talking about lol

I played ark once upon a time

[supple urchin]

I see 2 birds

pick ur bird

[marble mantle]

left side one

[neon cedar]

haha ark

I remember that game

But the actual terror birds are cooler

[marble mantle]

yeah

the herbivorous one is my favourite

because big

[rancid plinth]

Big but biggest bird?

[neon cedar]

Sabertooths are cool too

[marble mantle]

nah

[polar locust]

To be fair I don't hate SCP-106 as an SCP.
But I think it's a product that shows every failing of the SCP Foundation (in-universe)

Continuing to maintain 106 in the state it is in, shows everything wrong with the Foundation, some SCPs straight up don't deserve to live.
I don't believe there is anything more that can be learnt from 106 that can't also be learnt from any other SCP.
There is no moral argument when your ability to contain it is just a feeding trough of your own personnel.
I'd argue both 682 and 096 while having high potential for loss of human lives, I feel the bare minimum loss of life to "contain" 106 probably exceeds both 096 and 682's average killcounts.
You're not just losing random no-name D-Class either, you're losing potentially some of your most important Foundation staff every time it happens.

[marble mantle]

biggest bird is argentavis

my beloved

holy chat flood

[marble mantle]

most attempts at termination of 106 have an extremely high chance of him breaching

[grim belfry]

dont keep your valuable staff at a site with 106

[polar locust]

same for 682

[grim belfry]

especially if they are emotionally vulnerable

[marble mantle]

the reasoning behind the lack of extermination attempts is because it involves a high risk of him not being recaptured before he kills a very large number of people

[marble mantle]

yes but 682 casualties usually number in the single to double digits and he is trackable

[neon cedar]

the ark goat

[marble mantle]

106 can get halfway across the world pretty much instantaneously and can kill a large number of people without being found

he has the pocket dimension

[paper lake]

Not instantly

[polar locust]

Every counter-argument for keeping 106 alive is boils down to "ok what if he escapes?"

Which all relies on the fact that 106 won't just get bored one day and leave the foundation anyway.
Then what do you do? You've got something you can't contain that is going across the world doing whatever he likes, and now you have no countermeasures either.

[neon cedar]

send 106 to the moon

[grim belfry]

I'd argue that 106 is generally not that destructive on an scp in the large scheme of things because he doesnt aim to quickly capture and kill as much people as possible he wants to make people he does capture suffer as much as possible

[neon cedar]

maybe it'll... starve??

[marble mantle]

and what do you do if you lose an entire squad of personnel trying to recontain him in exchange for a termination attempt that didn't work

[polar locust]

Really, 106 is a ticking time bomb like 096
one day an event might just happen even with full containment protocals followed that results in you having no control over it anymore.

[marble mantle]

now iterate that over thousands of different things that could work but most likely won't

[grim belfry]

yeah but its not nearly as destructive

[marble mantle]

their best course of action is prevention

[polar locust]

Does it matter if they're both unstoppable?

[marble mantle]

a lot of scps are ticking time bombs

[polar locust]

Then why is 682 and 096 on termination order?

[grim belfry]

I mean would you care if there was a force that killed a single person every 10 years and there would be nothing you could do to stop it

[marble mantle]

because unlike 106 they are easily trackable and can be contained near indefinitely provided lapses in security do not occur

[polar locust]

106 isn't that passive, there's a lot of documentation that 106 will ignore the femur breaker protocal and relies on multiple limbs, or multiple people having to be brutalized before it turns back.

[marble mantle]

096 will calm down after killing his victims and cannot leave his containmemt chamber once contained

[grim belfry]

I mean yeah but he isnt that much more lethal than an average serial killer

[polar locust]

that's the same logic as 106

[marble mantle]

682 can be subdued and indefinitely subdued by acid unless they fuck up

[marble mantle]

not really

106 can kill anyone

[fierce lynx]

what's up guys

[marble mantle]

he can get anywhere

[neon cedar]

I've never seen a 106 design as good as this

[paper lake]

The ceiling

[grim belfry]

the clouds

[neon cedar]

What's going on son

[marble mantle]

he can choose to be in his dimension and not be captured

[polar locust]

So can 096

[marble mantle]

not unless he's enraged

[fierce lynx]

682 is on a termination order bc his article is bad

[polar locust]

and if he's enraged?

[marble mantle]

if no one sees his face he won't make any breach attempts

[fierce lynx]

096 is pretty valid tho

[marble mantle]

then he is guaranteed to be breached

but only if the victim is outside the facility

[grim belfry]

yeah 096 being on a termination list is kinda stupid

[marble mantle]

the extermination attempt can be completely contained in a site

[grim belfry]

they should just destroy all existing photos of him and he'd literally be safe class

[marble mantle]

106 can just leave if he has an opening the size of a dime

[polar locust]

that's the point
one day he can just decide not to be contained anymore and the femur breaker doesn't work on him

[marble mantle]

yes

[grim belfry]

there cant be that many that exist considering how hard it is to take one

[fierce lynx]

I generally don't like termination orders

[marble mantle]

but why would they make that day come sooner by attempting to terminate it

every single attempt costed lives and recontainment was near impossible

[polar locust]

So should the Foundation just not prepare for the possibility that 106 might just leave completely one day and terrorize humanity?

[marble mantle]

obviously they do

[polar locust]

And what's the plan?

What's the research?

[marble mantle]

prevention is the choice over extermination

I don't know

[polar locust]

What's the logic behind it?

[marble mantle]

I don't write the articles

it's literally fiction lol

the writer has no need to write all of that because 106 is a story

[rancid plinth]

Containment is NEVER this serious...

[marble mantle]

not to mention one of the first

[paper lake]

Make your own head canon that 106 is already dead

[rancid plinth]

Atleast this convo keeps the stinky mods away with their "on topic pls"

[polar locust]

I don't think letting an uncontainable SCP walk free with no countermeasures is a good idea, and if 106 decides his current countermeasures don't appease him anymore? They're fucked without trying to test ways to contain or even terminate it.

[hollow arrow]

guy who hates scp

[marble mantle]

back when 106 was written people wrote scps as short creative stories not as all encompassing lore

[grim belfry]

foundation should release 106 and instead contain the world superpowers governments in his cell, they terrorize humanity much more than he does smh

[rancid plinth]

the boy who cried sl

[grim belfry]

also how did they even capture him initially

[grim belfry]

he can literally just fuck off at any time when being captured

[prime frost]

4chan layout

[polar locust]

holy larp

[rancid plinth]

I guess he really loves suffering so much its a magnet to him

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[rancid plinth]

They probably found out that when one unit broke their legs so badly their screams attracted 106

Idk

[paper lake]

Series 1 SCPs were more written like the setting for a story rather than a story itself
Newer SCPs tend to be self contained stories but you still see a mix of both occasionally.

[rancid plinth]

Yall remember "my Scp" and its short lived story

Not even a few days on the list

[polar locust]

Anyway the whole point of this is that I think SCP-106 represents where the SCP Foundation's utilitarian "Secure, Contain, Protect" ideology shows its flaws.

Likewise, the GOC is flawed because it believes termination above all else, the Foundation believes in containment above all else.

And I think the SCP Foundation's philosophy falls on SCP-106 as an SCP that simply does not deserve to live.

[paper lake]

GOC doesn’t believe in termination above all else

[polar locust]

106 is just a cyclical loss of life simulator

[polar locust]

breaking it down to its most basics to get the point across

[paper lake]

GOC is made of many many Occult organisations
Hell they employ more anomalous humanoids than the Foundation

[paper lake]

Changes the point when you think of the GOC as an exterminating force

Its a different argument

The GOC is an authoritarian organisation. They don’t want to destroy everything, they want to control it

[marble mantle]

isn't the goc a body of the un

[polar locust]

Anyway, I don't think the Foundation is protecting humanity, but rather protecting SCP-106 at the cost of humanity.

I do agree SCPs deserve protections, however some of them cross a point there they forfeit their right to be protected, and I think 106 falls into that catagory.

[paper lake]

They were made so the governments and powers that be don’t need to rely on the Foundation to deal with everything and amass power for themselves

[marble mantle]

what

[polar locust]

Which kinda makes it worse if the GOC is less ideological purist than the Foundation.

[marble mantle]

what did I miss in which humanity can harm 106

[paper lake]

Neither the Coalition or the Foundation are “right” or good

[old fossil]

trash vs garbage

[marble mantle]

the foundation's goal isn't the protection of scps

[paper lake]

They’re both power hungry organisations hell bent on control

[marble mantle]

the foundation has a preventionist approach to anomalies whilst the goc has an exterminationist approach

[polar locust]

The desire to keep 106 contained rather than destroyed shows that is 106 being protected.

[marble mantle]

what

protecting it from what

the foundation doesn't know how to kill it

[paper lake]

When it was originally written, 106 is contained because they can’t kill it
These days, there’s enough stuff to kill it

[polar locust]

and that's the crux of my argument, the Foundation doesn't know how to kill it because they've never tried.

[marble mantle]

the article says it appears to be immune to all forms of physical damage

how do you know they haven't

the article was written over 15 years over

[polar locust]

Because there's no documentation of their attempts, or putting it on a termination order.

[marble mantle]

scp articles back then were more creative than lore encompassing

no shit

it was a creative writing project

lol

[polar locust]

Can you stop jumping between in-universe arguments and meta arguments holy shit

I've been arguing from an in-universe perspective this whole time

[marble mantle]

from an in-universe perspective there's no lore in that direction

it's up to interpretation

[polar locust]

@hollow arrow
I'm blaming you for this.

[hollow arrow]

what you say fuck me for

[paper lake]

It still is. People are still writing stories

They’re just a lot more self contained now instead of relying on other pieces

[marble mantle]

yeah

but all are extrapolations from the original article

you can't say based solely on the original article that there are no research papers or extermination attempts on the scp because none were mentioned

the article was written back when it wasn't a priority to include those

[remote zenith]

me and the funny laser weapon i get to nuke his ass from orbit with

https://tenor.com/view/doom-eternal-slayer-bfg-mars-gif-27375266

[marble mantle]

the things written about it are from other people making unique canons on it

[rancid plinth]

And the winner of this debate is...

[paper lake]

Me

I win

[rancid plinth]

Yessir

Your prize is
You can remove 1 scp article from existance

[slim coral]

[grim belfry]

953

[amber bone]

if you remove it from existence does it wipe all memory of it and everything it affected in someway

important info

[paper lake]

I remove 055

[rancid plinth]

Yes

True removal

[grim belfry]

remove what?

[paper lake]

Exactly

[grim belfry]

I dont think there is an scp with that number

[amber bone]

do i get a removal

just because you like me so much

[rancid plinth]

Ok ok

One and a half though

[prime frost]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[grim belfry]

scp sl was originally created by John Secretlab

[amber bone]

Sick

244... I'm sorry

they can't hate you if they don't remember you

[rancid plinth]

Not the bong

[grim belfry]

I think we should remove YOU instead

[amber bone]

and also delete half of 079's article because it'd be funny

[amber bone]

it will now look like this

this is all that will ever exist

[grim belfry]

scp-079 realized this and,

🔥

[amber bone]

art of ambiguous storytelling

[past field]

Thoughts on scp 1155?

[weary skiff]

@mild agate

[mild agate]

holy shit

[marble mantle]

angellic shit

[mild agate]

does he talk about 0.5% chances

[amber bone]

goated

[weary skiff]

i didn’t do this btw i stole it off twitter

[marble mantle]

I found the first message I sent on this server finally

at least on this account

I think I sent another message on an account I made and stopped using like a year before that one

[weary skiff]

[marble mantle]

fear the proto-capybara

[weary skiff]

i just needed the fear image and didn’t know how to find it

[marble mantle]

fear the proto-capybara

[slim coral]

[marble mantle]

хз

[grim belfry]

!langru

[chrome carbon]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[prime frost]

adress mii

adressing the mii

[slim coral]

[fervent latch]

why did the g.r.u. hack cassie

[marble mantle]

jokes on you

!langru

[chrome carbon]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[marble mantle]

read bio

[grim belfry]

Yours?

[marble mantle]

no

yours

self report yourself

[lyric marten]

gru?

despicable me?

[fervent latch]

no

the goi

[lyric marten]

groot?

from fortnite?

[marble mantle]

that's like saying 人だwww is english

[wispy gulch]

scp 939 is bi

[fervent latch]

whens scp going into fortnite

[marble mantle]

biradial

[fervent latch]

then it will be peak

[lyric marten]

when they look hotter

[fervent latch]

[lyric marten]

but in all seriousness

[grim belfry]

is 939 not enough

[lyric marten]

they couldnt anyway

[marble mantle]

mal0 fanart exists

[fervent latch]

[grim belfry]

I hate 1471 fanart so much

[lyric marten]

pretty sure for how the SCP Creative Commons thing works, is you need to have content directly related to the SCP Foundation

[grim belfry]

It all misses the entire point of the scp

[marble mantle]

too bad

[fervent latch]

maybe scp sl should close its servers for once a week so the players go outside

[marble mantle]

the gooners love it more

[grim belfry]

furries ruined it

[marble mantle]

nah

they'd switch to valorant

[lyric marten]

So if Fortnite doesn't change the entire plot of their game, they can't use SCP's 😭

[fervent latch]

better than simping for demon dog

[marble mantle]

no then they'd switch to simping for virtual women

that's objectively worse

[bright mantle]

how to kill your game 101

[fervent latch]

scp sl should add malware to players' computers that shuts it off once a week

[marble mantle]

I agree

[fervent latch]

and also spreads to the network

[marble mantle]

have scp sl include an executable that bricks your operating system

and ask the user to grant admin

[grim belfry]

add 079 to sl

as in

[fervent latch]

have scp sl something that literally kills whoever looks at it

[grim belfry]

add him to the code of the game

so he can connect to your computer once you download it

[marble mantle]

they want to goon to 939 too much so they accept admin and their pc os gets bricked

[marble mantle]

no

[fervent latch]

maybe free will was a mistake

[grim belfry]

make 096 real

[marble mantle]

my computer would magically have gigabytes of ai porn

[grim belfry]

so he will kill every sl player who looked at him in game

[fervent latch]

petabytes*

[marble mantle]

omnibytes

[grim belfry]

well that would probably brick it

[mild agate]

thraggbytes

[grim belfry]

so basically the same result

[marble mantle]

yeah

because 079 would get bricked

[fervent latch]

scp sl would be so much better if 079 doxxed everyone and saved their information to a Northwood server

[marble mantle]

I agree

and then sell the information to advertisors

profit

[fervent latch]

Northwood already does this they dont want you to know this

[fringe axle]

!079

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[fringe axle]

I wonder what 079 thinks of chatgpt

[fervent latch]

inferior

[grim belfry]

poor imitation

[fringe axle]

Ok pretty accurate

[distant compass]

079 has sentience while gpt doesn’t

[paper lake]

“You guys are using hundreds of servers, half an ocean and the electricity output of a small country for this piece of crap that doesn’t even know its alive?”

[distant compass]

it’s an easy win

[paper lake]

Yeah but can 079 do my homework?

[distant compass]

the homework was eaten by your hamster

[marble mantle]

can he speak as many languages as c3po

[harsh tiger]

have you guys invested

[paper lake]

Sorry teach, the evil AI in my garage ate my homework

[leaden fable]

yeaah but he wont because hes a little bitch

[marble mantle]

no

[paper lake]

Millions must buy PEARS

[marble mantle]

unless you count savings accounts as investing

[weary crag]

if you change "PEARS" to "FERAS" I will invest

I will invest a gorillion bucks

I'll send as much money as AIPAC gives us politicians

[paper lake]

What would it stand for?

[marble mantle]

how many gorillas died for this

[weary crag]

@umbral carbon

[marble mantle]

hoi4 reference

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885

[weary crag]

F = Fear

E = Emulating

R = Rhinovirus

A = Accumulating

S = Spores

that's smoother

actually

[paper lake]

I don’t think that really relates to the Patreon test

[weary crag]

don't you know?

the new scp will be a fear emulating rhinovirus accumilating spore

[distant compass]

scary

[marble mantle]

I agree

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392448916733034506/1449136975394111738/attachment.gif

[umbral carbon]

I will probably miss a third of it and have exams in two weeks...

I might buy it anyways

[slim coral]

[hidden wave]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[hidden wave]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears covered in with salt is a popular delicacy in some countries and is praised for it's sweet and bitter flavour

[remote zenith]

i can only imagine it tastes about the same as putting light salt on an apple or watermelon.

just... fruit with a hint of weird

[harsh tiger]

Come see the pear

[paper lake]

They taste very good

[tepid tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1462577859381170402/togif.gif

[paper lake]

Some countries even call them a delicacy

[rancid plinth]

Some countries call it a hazard

[weary skiff]

pear soon

👀

[zinc tendon]

come and see my pears

[weary skiff]

i’m good bro

[fierce lynx]

did you guys know that people actually make more eye contact when lying than when telling the truth

[weary skiff]

me when i lie

[hidden wave]

Northwood

Add a pear model

To the pears

You still have like 2 hours

It’s not too late

please

[weary skiff]

@soup get on this

[fierce lynx]

stupid chud with stupid chud eyebrows

[keen escarp]

john morthwood has 3 hours to save the world by adding a pear

[weary skiff]

that’s MY stupid chud

step off

[wary pond]

Did you know that people make more eye contact whenever they want

[old fossil]

NW you can still remove the facility in pears plz

[weary skiff]

when is niko being added to sl

my beloved chud son

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-seal-seal-baby-seal-pet-gif-8870020151773778304

[fierce lynx]

yes

[weary skiff]

the pile of sludge

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-brush-niko-brushed-brushed-seal-gif-4041666231786886384

[ebon rampart]

This image is clearly fake no way this seal has a pacifier in its mouth

🥸

[weary skiff]

look at how fucking cute he is if you hate him you’ll fucking did

die

https://tenor.com/view/seal-niko-shoo-hate-my-ball-toba-aquarium-gif-466375151237100611

they should sell monster energy in 5 gallon jugs

[fierce lynx]

he looks so silly

[slim coral]

[lime copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414950525991911438/1492647973165858826/togif.gif

[round adder]

this is about to go down much more with ru players not being abled to play

tho that is putins fault

[glass pilot]

Russia is 10,000 years ahead of the west

[paper lake]

I really enjoy seeing Russian plugins

[round adder]

nothing i couldnt make

[paper lake]

Some of them are very impressive

[round adder]

they are good

they make the best of the limited options given

[paper lake]

Russians are known for preserving throughout history

[weary crag]

bro

[fierce lynx]

why won't they be able to play

[weary crag]

if I don't clutch UP I'm gonna b eunemployed

[round adder]

rus censorship

[fierce lynx]

for videogames now?

[weary crag]

wait

[round adder]

you need a powerfull vpn to play bc russia blocking cloudflare stuff

[weary crag]

can russians just

not play SL?

[round adder]

not specifically

[weary crag]

wait

do you need cloudflare to run sl?

[prime frost]

bradar

[weary crag]

bro this don't make sense

I know cloudflare is banned but like

how does that gotta do with SL?

[hollow cloak]

for connecting to the central servers

[round adder]

games gonna die then, like 40% of the active playerbase is rus

[weary crag]

i see..

that's crazy

so many russian players will just not exist

[glass pilot]

everyone in russia has a vpn bro

[round adder]

its free for them so they actively play the game

[round adder]

no?

[boreal kettle]

yea that’s very sad… 🎉

[tepid tundra]

fr

goodbye to half the playercount then

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[indigo scarab]

when update

[neon cedar]

What the FUCK

[indigo scarab]

not that

[glass pilot]

since the Ukraine war VPNs are super widespread cause of the sanctions put against them

ofc not everyone has them

[indigo scarab]

uh?

[zinc tendon]

but basically everyone has them

[indigo scarab]

its not about vpn

we jus use the special apps that hides packets or sum

simple as that

also did sl servers die

[glass pilot]

gotcha gotcha

[vestal cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178350682500243536/1198010496612319252/togif.gif

[indigo scarab]

w-what

[glass pilot]

I get what you're saying, thanks for the info

[indigo scarab]

alr

[indigo scarab]

this is peak

[harsh tiger]

very sad that russia has blocked more services again

im sure ced is going to do his best to allow russian players a way to play again though

[indigo scarab]

well

we just needed a list of scp sl services

so we can easily bypass that "russia block"

[harsh tiger]

#general-chat message

[vestal cedar]

Ced is evil

[indigo scarab]

not sure if it will help tho

[harsh tiger]

we shall see

[vestal cedar]

He told me to shower

[neon snow]

yeah Future boom his DM before

[indigo scarab]

yeah

[harsh tiger]

but he's gonna do his best

russian players make up a large portion of the playerbase

[neon snow]

OnionMan just my fan guys

[indigo scarab]

fact

[vestal cedar]

rus land

[paper lake]

Is that supposed to be Egyptian?

[keen pasture]

[vestal cedar]

[prime frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scp-sl-secret-laboratory-lab-2oY7o4lfYdnCQw4DNc

[keen pasture]

This belongs to big E

[paper lake]

Oh god. Not Egypt. Not again

[vestal cedar]

ignorance is bliss

[tepid tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-gif-17364286888552834791

[neon snow]

REALM

[civic vessel]

I've contacted him and proposed the solution
I'm also willing to donate funds to solve the issue

[neon snow]

HII

Realm i love you

realm

can u sign my hat

[harsh tiger]

hope something can be done for yall

[green stone]

what do you mean

[harsh tiger]

i personally cant do anything im a designer

[civic vessel]

I hope so. I'm doing my best to help Northwood not to loose very loyal, huge fan base

[grim belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538096992245645332/1343930893588234333/1738224246156686.gif

[vestal cedar]

Design servers

[tepid tundra]

genius

get on in onionman

[tidal crypt]

Honestly, I didn't expect to see the head of Russia's official servers in SCP SL here

[round adder]

yeah...

surely

[round adder]

cedmod is so bad

but it has some good anti cheat stuff

i just dislike the interface alot and its very slow...

[topaz cypress]

the speed issues were addressed a long time ago

atleast, as far as im aware

if you have issues i'd love to hear it because that means something needs to be fixed

the interface was also reworked recently, maybe you like it more

[round adder]

wait it was reworked?

im not using it rn ill check it out

[native bramble]

my dearest and beloved hubert add abel into the game

[round adder]

so bad was an overexaggeration but ive always disliked the interface and how slow it loads

its still good to have a free plugin that helps ppl moderate and somewhat prevent cheating

maybe some day the game will have a good anticheat too...

[topaz cypress]

the interface itself first needs to download its content files before it can do its first load, that can take some time
though once its first loaded it should load pretty fast

but in the future we'll update to .net 10 which allows us to do "hybrid" so when content isnt downloaded, itl do serverside rendering, and then switch over

[topaz cypress]

its getting there

[round adder]

hard to make on this budget i guess

[round adder]

yeah that would improve it alot

[topaz cypress]

but the interface rework was a visual overhaul by someone who is better at ui design than me

[green stone]

i wanted to watch this yesterday but stuff like this is what makes me excited for good ping na pvp

[steel forum]

a

[bright mantle]

idk man

[round adder]

redline official server tps

[weary crag]

bro thinks we're gonna be playing with his ass

🤣

[round adder]

not even official servers have 60 tps 🥀

[unkempt bolt]

ur saying that like im giving u a cs2 group invite

[round adder]

maybe make servers run on more than 1 thread...

[past field]

Hello everyone.

[bright mantle]

menacing

[rancid plinth]

Bro paid for huberts rent

[unkempt bolt]

please all na servers have 0/25

[bright mantle]

aw hell nah north american servers

[unkempt bolt]

do you listen to drake?

ur fuckin gross

[round adder]

optimized servers running multi thread lore and more visuals for the already unoptimized game

atleast hitbox fix yay

[unkempt bolt]

eu in the big 26

bros in city 17

[shadow crag]

ewwww north american servers

[bright mantle]

hype and aura moments are more of a priority

sorry

[serene sorrel]

playing sl in the big 26

[weary skiff]

mfw the writers don’t code the game

actual mouth breather vro

[unkempt bolt]

yes they do!

[bright mantle]

well they should

[unkempt bolt]

bros can write words

but not

words lol

[round adder]

mate they get funding that could be going to coders

[weary skiff]

northwood should press the “fix game” button

[bright mantle]

funding

lol

[unkempt bolt]

hey northwood

if ur reading this

[weary crag]

yeah dude the guys who write the lore who have 0 programming knowledge should go and fix unoptimized assets

yeah dude

[unkempt bolt]

can u hire me

[weary skiff]

sl legit isn’t even that unoptimized anymore

[round adder]

worst message oat?

[unkempt bolt]

ok thats just fake information

[weary skiff]

it still has issues with its optimization but it’s leagues better than how it was years ago

[bright mantle]

let's not go that far

[unkempt bolt]

sl still runs at 2 fps

better then 1 fps

but its still 2 fps

[weary skiff]

ok so you want me to kill myself alr

[round adder]

yet my fps gets worse every update...

[unkempt bolt]

yes dude

[bright mantle]

woah dude

[weary skiff]

i deadass have nothing anymore i’ll just do it man

[round adder]

slcorders in 2026 cannot be real...

[unkempt bolt]

nooo

nooooooo

[cinder wolf]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

[bright mantle]

optimization >>>> killing yourself

[unkempt bolt]

sl makes me wanna kill myself lol

[cinder wolf]

peak sl cordian statment

[unkempt bolt]

optimization is a factor

[weary skiff]

killing myself >>>>>> living this embarrassing fucking life in a body i never asked for

[unkempt bolt]

yo just so you guys know immm boycotting pears 5

[foggy summit]

living

is

[round adder]

when ppl dont agree with your shitty takes so you need to commit suicide....

[harsh tiger]

Yep

[foggy summit]

AWESOME

[round adder]

ok but

chill out

its not that deep!

its just sl

[harsh tiger]

Peace and love friends

[weary crag]

minor inconvience = I GOTTA KILL MYSELF

is the way to go

[foggy summit]

peace and sodomy

or something

[weary skiff]

this isn’t related to sl i just hate myself

[round adder]

like jokes aside

[weary skiff]

just found out i can’t go to college anymore so legit why continue atp

[unkempt bolt]

bro

[harsh tiger]

Uh why

[weary skiff]

poor and essentially lost my scholarship

[harsh tiger]

Whyd you lose it

[weary skiff]

shitty grades bc i don’t do any of my work

[harsh tiger]

Damn

[echo tendon]

So much more to life than College

[weary skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193087671023706142/1495790043678113882/holytung.gif

[weary crag]

my reading this knowing damn well I got a giga important exam coming up that i should be studying for

but nah college isn't everything dude

[paper lake]

The fact you could get a scholarship in the first place is still very impressive

[foggy summit]

it was the opinion of apes to think man went to space in search of its most naive hope that there are others to be found, and not that it is safe to be found

[weary skiff]

i didn’t earn it i was just a foster kid for a bit and everyone in my state gets one for that

minimum requirements really weren’t hard either i just have 0 will to do anything so my grades suck

[keen widget]

how do yall think they will impliment the new scp

[weary skiff]

by coding it and modeling it

[keen widget]

bruh

[paper lake]

Well she’s not wrong

[weary crag]

have you seen the dev log?

they explained mechanically how she'd work

[keen widget]

ik but thats not what i meant

[blazing blade]

What if she's like a Doom sprite

[keen widget]

oh word ill look at it i didnt see that

[weary crag]

hold on lemme link it for u

[keen widget]

ty

[weary crag]

#content-feed message

[foggy summit]

MY EYES ARE DRY

[plush talon]

173 in elevators are so predictable

[round adder]

elite ball knowledge

[civic vessel]

Why not?)

[civic vessel]

Unfortunately, the government fights VPN
So most of them don't work at all or partially
DPI is getting stronger and stronger

[foggy summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/maudit-maudit-persepolis-marjane-satrapi-IKAEbwwyBSnlK

[grim belfry]

nobody ever breaknecks

[mossy patrol]

till one does

[past field]

...

[mossy patrol]

i’m tuff 173

[grim belfry]

one of the things I hate the most in this game is when I meet 173 immediately out of the elevator and now I have to gamble if its smart or not

because if they are smart they'll breakneck in

if they are dumb they wont

its basically a 50/50

[paper lake]

Pretty sure you have to gamble if an SCP is smart or not everytime you encounter one

[harsh tiger]

Make sure to invest

[grim belfry]

yeah but this is like the most direct case

sometimes you can outplay an scp to matter their skill

this is not that time

[shadow crag]

i love life

[round adder]

complaining abt state of the game yet donating to it

[unkempt bolt]

fuck u bitch

im top tier

[round adder]

:3

[unkempt bolt]

i got 3000k hours on sl

[round adder]

hours dont equal skill

[serene sorrel]

the all new employment deterrent

3k hours on sl

[round adder]

hi midnight

[unkempt bolt]

3000k^

my skill is top class

[round adder]

hows that relevant btw

[serene sorrel]

3000k my fault

[grim belfry]

what if they add another pear

[unkempt bolt]

bros anti 079 in the big 26

[grim belfry]

will you boycott 6 of them

[serene sorrel]

so true buff 079

[unkempt bolt]

Casual or Competitive, it doesn't matter. My game is lethal, my reflexes sharp, and my strategy ruthless. Play with me or fall before me. Your choice

[serene sorrel]

buff 96

[unkempt bolt]

read before you speak to me

Casual or Competitive, it doesn't matter. My game is lethal, my reflexes sharp, and my strategy ruthless. Play with me or fall before me. Your choice

Casual or Competitive, it doesn't matter. My game is lethal, my reflexes sharp, and my strategy ruthless. Play with me or fall before me. Your choice

[serene sorrel]

😭

[round adder]

@cinder wolf

king of larps spotted?

[serene sorrel]

aura bro

[harsh tiger]

Larp larp larp sahur

[cinder wolf]

siegform

is that you

[round adder]

AHAHAHAH

Siegform alt

[unkempt bolt]

bro naming a fortnite skin

who is siegform

[orchid jewel]

auuuuuu

[unkempt bolt]

im confused

[round adder]

no but siegform actualy mogs

[orchid jewel]

your life is finished

[prime frost]

30 mins until pear or some shit

[shadow crag]

3 million hours?

[unkempt bolt]

yes

[serene sorrel]

3 million to israel

[orchid jewel]

3 million reg

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[orchid jewel]

guys reg fixed in 15.0 y/n

[shadow crag]

3 million to tel aviv

[harsh tiger]

The answer is a little complicated

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

[clever sorrel]

Can someone tell me how to set a global bait, I can't figure it out?

[unkempt bolt]

scp sl be like

mrbeast: mmm il ove beats

peras

mrbeast fans be lhike: im gonna play pears

[echo tendon]

Are you talking about 939's mimicry ability?

[round adder]

hitboxes hopefully!

[cinder wolf]

wanna go pvp

sl

1v1

[marble mantle]

why is triple t shitting all over the floor

[rancid plinth]

No, pvp larp

[orchid jewel]

we pvp the nw devs

basta

stop

[rancid plinth]

Tung tung tung excrehur or something

[unkempt bolt]

how about we 1v1 in quake live

instead

cuz u have that on the rotation

[cinder wolf]

alr did

[orchid jewel]

ah nvm it isnt

[cinder wolf]

sure

[orchid jewel]

xd

[paper lake]

They tried that
NW devs made it to second place

[unkempt bolt]

not newgen BTW

[paper lake]

And that’s with one of their members at 200-300 ping

[cinder wolf]

paris 1

[unkempt bolt]

ok im na gg