scp-discussion

[formal sky]

OMG

THE TRAM SUBLEVEL

[mint stream]

Where was this said

[formal sky]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[formal sky]

this bad boy

[mint stream]

We will Only put information in commands and never in announcements

[formal sky]

know u wonder where the f he been cuz i'm back to life like an epi-pen

https://tenor.com/view/yeezy-kanye-coat-ye-gif-13350374

[sick sapphire]

I have 6 hrs left on my workshift

My ass is staying up when im off work

[formal sky]

bro i got work in less than 7 hours 💔

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-waiting-marvel-gif-14788186

[formal sky]

i'm too hyped

[sick sapphire]

Will you be off in time for PEARs

[formal sky]

i also consumed 200mg of caffeine past 5pm so that is not ok for sleep

[formal sky]

fuck no i get off at 5 pm

i'm debating even going to the gym LMAOO

like i wanna play this so bad

[sick sapphire]

Simply call out of work

[formal sky]

walmarts point system is the worst thing known to humanity

i'm at 4 pts like a non-wageslave chud

idk why i haven't quit

HEY stable income is stable income doe lessgoo

[sick sapphire]

Least you get paid well right?

I just sit on my butt for 7 hrs after the first 5 are hard work

[formal sky]

basically skipping a day of work gives u 1 pt at walmart, if u hit 5 pts, it's automatic grounds for termination. showing up for only half of ur shift gives u half a point and u get half a point if u show up more than 9 mins late to work

[sick sapphire]

[formal sky]

ye it's corporate hell save me save me save me

maybe tram will save me

i think it will actually

are sitting jobs hard on ur back and ass i heard they're pretty bad after a while bc of the sitting

[sick sapphire]

I can move around after a while

Like I could choose to get up rn if I wanted to

Walk around the campus

I just sit and wait

Watch shows

[formal sky]

god that's so peak

i'm sure it gets boring but still

[sick sapphire]

I get up every hour to check on people

So its not all relaxation

[formal sky]

better than being worked to fucking death and being told to do more just cuz ur capable of accomplishing more work than regular (they have NO PLANS of promoting u 💔 )

[formal sky]

that's kinda chill at least it seems somewhat low-stress

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-decrease-down-go-down-go-up-gif-16944120409509143901

[sick sapphire]

Its stressful for the first 5 hours depending on the people there

The next 7 hrs are free

[formal sky]

12 hour days are so rough but if u get 3 days off it's super worth it

they do that at warehouses typically and it's back breaking work but 3 days off is VERY nice

[sick sapphire]

12 hr night shift is where im at

[sick sapphire]

I do get 3 days off

[formal sky]

so peak

admirable but also 12 hour shifts feel sm longer than 8

[sick sapphire]

Because they are

Anyways time flies by for me, only got 5 1/2 hours left

[slim coral]

[foggy summit]

couldnt sleep

[sick sapphire]

Welcome to the club

I got 4 more hours till work is over

[formal sky]

i’m still up wtf

sleep deprived 🍐 could be meta

[shrewd lance]

blue light moment 😂 ✌️

[formal sky]

where are they

[sick sapphire]

WHERE IS 🧅-MAN?!

WHERE IS HE?!

[slim coral]

Hope that's not 513.

[formal sky]

i think the 966’s caught on

[supple urchin]

playing mouse PI rn

I think its a bit easy, even on hardest difficulty

it gives you so much ammunition you really don't have to worry

both ammunition and health

[sick sapphire]

Honestly start swinging everywhere theyre invisible not intangible

[bright mantle]

dude what the fuck is this emoji

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bruggles-bruggles-scp-scp-foundation-bruggles-scp-foundation-funny-gif-25411166

[lone crane]

966 poggers

[formal sky]

it’s 966’s reaction upon being throat punched

[grim belfry]

he will just die

[formal sky]

good

all 966 must die

the only good 966 is a dead one

[shadow crag]

unc

[grim belfry]

actually do you guys think 966 can get sick

[shadow crag]

Who

[grim belfry]

with normal diseases like cold or something

[shadow crag]

Who’s 966

[fiery salmon]

SCP-966 ⁠— Sleep Killer

by Enma Ai
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +947

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-red-rush-omni-man-crush-gif-12268429845151163974

[shadow crag]

The animatronics get a little quirky at night

[grim belfry]

why is wikidot still blocked in russia

this is dumb

[formal sky]

play cb fully and come back

[lone crane]

i like the detail that neutralizing is the standard procedure for wild 966 instances

[formal sky]

after playing cb, u know everything there is to know about 966

[lone crane]

they want to contain a few to learn more about them but fuck all the rest just shoot em

makes sense

[formal sky]

ye they’re just straight evil

[grim belfry]

they are essentially just canrivorous animals

that eat humans

[shadow crag]

Are those the invisible guys

[formal sky]

ye ye

[grim belfry]

also apparently they are very short

[shadow crag]

Add to sl

[sick sapphire]

Tbf if theyre a wide spread hostile anomaly they need to be eliminated

[grim belfry]

1.4-1.6 meters tall

[sick sapphire]

Like 939's or 3199's

[lone crane]

yeah

oh also another detail they're just fuckin their shit up apparently

they figured out that they're more visible if their skin has second to third degree burns

[formal sky]

ohhh tesla gates, more fried 966 pls!

[hidden pumice]

Hi

[lone crane]

966 is a cool idea, fine article
but they SUCKED in cb

[sick sapphire]

Theyre widespread across the world

Considered Euclid

[sick sapphire]

It was because of that exhaustion effect

All because of that

[lone crane]

and wouldn't work in a pvp game

[sick sapphire]

Really just fucked your stamina up

[formal sky]

966 will pm always be a bitch in gameplay

[sick sapphire]

Roblox devs implementing 966 into their containment breach multiplayer game knowing damn well its a shit idea

[fiery salmon]

SCP-205 ⁠— Shadow Lamps

by Sorts
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +618

[formal sky]

i always avoided their room bc they just suck to deal with

[sick sapphire]

Realistically Keter

[lone crane]

widespread species
not keter
cool got it

[formal sky]

chat new blocked term dropped lets go

i caused it so u can thank me woohoo

it’s just too real for this server

[lone crane]

yo mama is widespread

thats not to anyone in particular i just thought it sounded funny

[grim belfry]

does the class not mean how hard they are to contain as in individual instances

[lone crane]

that would make sense i guess

[sick sapphire]

Unless ofc theyre specifically widespread in one part of the world then I could see it being Euclid

[lone crane]

idk classifying whole species is weird

like the phenomenon is not currently contained but of course a single instance would have its own class to tell you its effects and containment level

[shadow crag]

I did not laugh

[formal sky]

yo i might be cooked for work at 8am

[lone crane]

[formal sky]

energy drinks are a beautiful yet addictive substance with an actual decent net benefit

ofc caffeine being the addictive substance

[shadow crag]

I drink redbull because it’s tasty I don’t feel any energy from it

[sick sapphire]

Nope it just states that 966 is found all over the world

[formal sky]

i feel motivated when i drink one

music is really watered down nowadays

kinda sad

makes u wonder who or what the next huge genre-setting thing is gonna be that actually propels artists into eternal popularity and wealth

[amber bone]

shit on the radio is the most corporate feeling and soulless shit ever

rather listen to a youtube royalty free music playlist

[formal sky]

i see a lack of risk-taking in my eyes

[short kernel]

This is my favorite song

[formal sky]

this is what i wanna hear on the radio

now this is risk taking

[sick sapphire]

My favorite

[sick sapphire]

10 more hours until PEARs

[sick sapphire]

Ok where'd you get this at

Kind of funny

[paper lake]

Remake this but with Grongo’s Infiltrator art

[lyric marten]

When someone gets access to the PEARS Playtest, I need someone to send me a video of the train area so i can recreate the HL1 Opening

with cassie

[plush talon]

on it

Just need a good background image

[short kernel]

Pink fishes are NOT real

[slim coral]

Not this shit again.

[shadow crag]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were once smuggled onto the Internal Space Station, making them the first whole fruit to make it off earth

[paper lake]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cinema-absolute-absolutecinema-9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[slim coral]

Internal or International?

[plush talon]

I'm also going to add Director Durrani to play

[amber bone]

internal

space station on earth

[slim coral]

[mild agate]

we will all be really quiet and really sneaky whenever we spawn as CI infiltrator

[sick sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[plush talon]

Sneaky metal boots

[sick sapphire]

Dying early just to spawn as one of these guys is honestly not a bad idea

[mild agate]

they don’t have it

[sick sapphire]

Is it confirmed they have those sounds?

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-fade-smile-fade-to-dumb-happy-to-straight-face-smile-fade-to-shock-smile-fade-to-curious-gif-4098180333973202457

[mild agate]

they have normal non CI footsteps

[sick sapphire]

The Infiltrator class fooling the containment officer

[mild agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1496593097650340021/INFILTRATION.gif

[plush talon]

Oh wait, they don't have metal timbs

[sick sapphire]

The Infiltrator class sure would suck if they had the exact same footsteps as regular CI

[sick sapphire]

Here's the slowed down version for comparison

[plush talon]

WHAT ARE THOSE

[sick sapphire]

They are my crocs

[mild agate]

the type of shit ninjas use

[plush talon]

I think it needs something more

[mild agate]

are the chaos weebs?

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-12369839658420227542

I love my soldiers with red visors

[plush talon]

Maybe some fart fog aura

[sick sapphire]

What

[slim coral]

[plush talon]

Its aura

[plush talon]

It is done

[sick sapphire]

Needs foreboding music

Or a theme

Quick insert SCP SL track #2

[plush talon]

I didn't know which one to put so i just put this random one I haven't used

[sick sapphire]

[magic whale]

protein tubes with that white

[slim coral]

[amber bone]

job

[magic whale]

Andressa was a steal

a steel

yes

[amber bone]

Mark... i made a Protein tube, with that white sauce

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/rare-rare-steak-steak-cutting-steak-gif-11709098

[old fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422085123695968338/1424417301154762883/togif_1.gif

[amber bone]

Feels the PEARS

[plush talon]

what is he saying to him

[formal sky]

i never went to bed fuck fuck fuck

[mild agate]

he’s like a little pirate parrot

[sick sapphire]

YOURE GONNA GET FIRED ON PURPOSE YOU MOROONN

[formal sky]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-i-am-not-a-moron-portal-2-wheatley-i-gif-17984108426495618920

[sick sapphire]

YOU ARE A MORON, YOU DIDNT TAKE MELATONIN

[formal sky]

that is a very valid statement actually

welp i’m cooked

melatonin later today ig if i even need it to fall asleep

i can’t even recall the last time i stayed up all night

[sick sapphire]

You aint built for the night shift

[plush talon]

My finest work yet

[formal sky]

I would die at freddy fazbears that’s fs

foxy would get my ass

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleepy-sleepy-eyes-so-sleepy-good-night-gif-16664401258023829878

[supple urchin]

febby fazballz would touch my ballz

[tepid tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

[supple urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1462577859381170402/togif.gif

[sick sapphire]

You have one piece of shit in there

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-invincible-invincible-meme-conquest-thragg-gif-7758915566185822373

[sick sapphire]

Mark, this is good news

[magic whale]

We are very much here.

[sick sapphire]

We can finally be

When the animators actually add shading and lighting to a scene

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wwe-oh-yes-yeah-gif-7549364

[sick sapphire]

||Eve finally killed a viltrumite in this season legit||

[magic whale]

?!????

insane statement

[prime frost]

Dont know if I should buy tier 3 to play pears 5

[magic whale]

those who know

[prime frost]

Are you going pears 5

[tepid tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-ben-talking-talking-ben-no-gif-25277070

[sick sapphire]

Its true

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-crash-out-crashout-lightning-gif-5743222025513960317

[magic whale]

spawncamped

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-and-real-true-smiling-friends-smiling-friends-gif-3676719471664800113

I will be playing PEARs today

Im debating on whether I should immediately sleep when I get home and set an alarm for 1 PM or stay up until 2 PM

[mild agate]

I’ll only be able to play tomorrow

you mfs be there or be square

[mild agate]

hey you held them for a pretty decent time, not bad

[fervent forge]

A surprisingly long time too

[plush talon]

When I do escape I get reminded of my bad luck

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[paper lake]

Shouldn’t have dropped the janitor’s card

That’s what damned you

[tepid tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

destroy all janitor cards

[sterile hemlock]

Hubert's neglected illegitimate son

[tepid tundra]

all of society's problems would be fixed if all janitor spawns were replaced with scientist in basegame

[harsh tiger]

May I introduce you to pears 5

[tepid tundra]

basegame

[sterile hemlock]

its ironic that pears 5 stream vod is unlisted despite saying its public

[harsh tiger]

We dont make vods viewable publicly on the list like that

[sterile hemlock]

gonna keep the tab ou in case I have time to watch

[sick sapphire]

Chat, im about to leave work but umnh react with a checkmark if I should stay up for PEARs or an X if I should sleep

[echo tendon]

PEARS will be there tomorrow

Sleep is important

[neon snow]

14:27

[fervent latch]

I think #scp-discussion has lost it

[amber bone]

he actually did that on stream

[sick sapphire]

ITS TODAY

Anyways

Sleep it is

Ill just set an alarm

[formal sky]

step up in this bitch like

(turn it up)

[prime frost]

Yes

[echo tendon]

But it will also be there tomorrow!!!!!!

And next weekend

[formal sky]

bro

6 DAYS

just extend it already folk

the demand already there and the results are already overwhelmingly positive i come from the future

[mild agate]

we will be testing this PEARS until 15.0 beta

[harsh tiger]

FIENDING for PEARS

[slim coral]

🍐

[supple urchin]

!patreon

[chrome carbon]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[supple urchin]

11k members

[formal sky]

has there ever been a 🍐 that got extended

[supple urchin]

I havent been checkin up but that must be a rise right?

[mild agate]

it’s usually at 4-5k, I believe

[slim coral]

[weary skiff]

it’s gonna be fucking impossible to get in a server omg

[sick sapphire]

Theres 4 servers dedicated to this it might be hard to join a server

Northwood, add a queue to server QoL feature and my wallet is yours

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-truth-nuke-truth-nuke-spiderman-3-truth-nuke-gif-9807931138791679499

[weary crag]

Yeah dude

This is why we need server queue feature

[sick sapphire]

Fast reflexes the moment it hits 2 PM

[weary crag]

But somehow server queue is actually super evil or smthn

[sick sapphire]

(My timezone anyways)

Rockstar has server queue

[prime frost]

hubert so rich

[tepid tundra]

i wont be able to steal someones spot by looking at a faster playercount

so it must not be added

[supple urchin]

the fuck is the fastest player count

like discord, steam and the ingame one are delayed

[tepid tundra]

steam is fast

[prime frost]

Not evil

[supple urchin]

still not dead accurate

[tepid tundra]

close enough

[supple urchin]

the only one I know of that is accurate to the ms is the playerlist whilst you are in the server

which I usually use to help my friends join

[sick sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496319841903054968/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

7 more hours

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongeb-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-hurry-up-gif-8417515604110597673

[supple urchin]

onionman is a socrate

[digital hatch]

Half life black co- uh i mean ops

[prime frost]

If 079 was your only help, what are you without it

[prime frost]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyMXYxc2w2M2p0anhybWVicHp2NXNqd2k5cHFkaW9tZTU0NnBxcWhwdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oNT4JECgz5VKf1G25S/giphy.gif

[supple urchin]

anywho time to check out what steam forums think bout the pears

[tepid tundra]

yeah ok bud

conveniently have the hours in

[fervent forge]

how it feels when your team actually listens to the 079

[tepid tundra]

lmao

[supple urchin]

listenlisten

yea

no need to listen anymore

[digital hatch]

Fake news, nobody ever listens to the pc

[tepid tundra]

i dont bother i just ping lol

works most of the time

[fervent forge]

[paper lake]

How did I never make that connection

[sick sapphire]

Tier 5 as PC because we shamelessly camped the gates

[prime frost]

bro thread is so dead

[paper lake]

SL is never beating the Half Life allegations

[prime frost]

never beating it

[digital hatch]

Especially not after making the mtfs look like combine

Whats next you gonna make the chaos look like half life rebels

[plush talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1481440125664755894/106_Consume.gif

[sick sapphire]

Free from work, heading home to nap

[supple urchin]

forums so dead onionman is talkin in them

[prime frost]

shakespear is confused

[digital hatch]

Not only talking hes lying his ass off

[paper lake]

953 is cancelled ??

[sick sapphire]

This is the invincible fandom all over again with questions being asked about stuff already spoken about

[prime frost]

off topic in thread is massive

[digital hatch]

[supple urchin]

holy shit otavio

ever since I got banned from forums

[tepid tundra]

this and its consequences for forum activity

[supple urchin]

I'm glad he is still active there

[paper lake]

How did you get banned off forums?

[supple urchin]

I will not elaborate

[sick sapphire]

Too many slurs

[supple urchin]

too many slurs

[paper lake]

Fair enough

[supple urchin]

TWIN

[sick sapphire]

Holy shit

[supple urchin]

TWINNNNZIES

[sick sapphire]

Did we just become friends

[prime frost]

what did folk do

[supple urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vro-twins

[prime frost]

called people r words

[tepid tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439867693584220183/1491455946499686430/an-iq-too-low.gif

[paper lake]

That is a strange way to bond

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/twins-minnesota-homerun-minnesota-twins-twins-baseball-gif-1959333512721234099

[amber bone]

a beautiful relationship just bloomed ❤️

[sick sapphire]

How it feels being permabanned from KPG for saying the r word

[prime frost]

Kings playground is such a terrible server

[tepid tundra]

weird rule

[sick sapphire]

TRUTH NUKE

[supple urchin]

I'm repeting myself but god I got warned in nw officials (EU BTW) for saying "penis, penis, cock and balls, penis" over the megaphone

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-speechless-sad-give-me-a-minute-gif-5336379821034774682

[sick sapphire]

Too much sensitivity

[magic whale]

amotherfuckingmen

[prime frost]

Yeah sorry bro you cant say penis, penis, cock and balls, penis over the intercom.

[supple urchin]

reason being "there are people under the age of 18 playing the game"

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-26157531

[supple urchin]

not even intercom, but the scp item to talk with the dead

[prime frost]

evn worse

[prime frost]

soldier folk

[supple urchin]

there were like 4 dead people, one of them happened to be a mod

[magic whale]

im like that’s a boy of a soldier

am I muted

[prime frost]

am i 096

[magic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-a-fucking-disappointment-soldier-boy-jensen-ackles-the-boys-im-so-disappointed-in-you-gif-26161747

[sick sapphire]

He's getting his own series which i will be watching (i havent even watched Gen V)

[prime frost]

gen 15.0

[weary crag]

"9/11 was bad" ahh statement

[magic whale]

kings playground nearly banned me for playing the game

im like Hello Hi

[prime frost]

"Feras statement: "9/11 was bad"" ahh statement

[sick sapphire]

I told this lisp dribbling moderator i didnt care after he brought me to the tower and I left to go play zircon's

[prime frost]

Saying hi is prohibited

[sick sapphire]

Before it stopped running like crap

[weary crag]

SONN

[grim belfry]

since when is scp sl on roblox

[prime frost]

kings playground more like chuds playground

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[paper lake]

You can find knock offs of basically any game on Roblox

[magic whale]

kings playground moderator motion

[grim belfry]

real

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-alarm-gem-soyjak-gif-7002731824817142760

[supple urchin]

he likes wesker

gud taste

[grim belfry]

I still cant believe this guy is a real person

[paper lake]

Infiltrator is cooler

[supple urchin]

MY SECOND TWIN ❤️

Please no more elevators

[paper lake]

5 km stairs from EZ to surface

[sick sapphire]

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/je-ne-suis-pas-radin-gif-12610730076118899182

[prime frost]

500 robux unban kings playground

[paper lake]

Greek tragedy levels of greed

How can they rip off a free game and make half its features paid

[sick sapphire]

Northwood doesn't bother cause its not worth the hassle

[paper lake]

The problem is Roblox players are mostly impressionable naive children who don’t know enough to avoid these kind of shady practices

[paper lake]

Im not sure what the copyright is like for SL

[sick sapphire]

If it makes you feel any better project scp has a server that opens up with Southwood Studios

[paper lake]

Plus these kind of games are plentiful, it would take a long time to bring all of them down

[grim belfry]

I mean why do you think grow a garden and steal a brainrot are the most popular games on the planet essentially

[fiery salmon]

STAFF PLACEHOLDER ⁠— N/A

by Staff
Rating: +1

[hollow arrow]

How do children pay at all

[slim coral]

[paper lake]

Stealing parent’s credit card

[slim coral]

[hollow arrow]

I wouldn't dare as a kid

[slim coral]

Me neither.

[grim belfry]

a lot of parents straight up dont monitor what their kid does with their money

[paper lake]

Parents don’t know what their kids are doing either. They ask for a game and their parents will give it

[hollow arrow]

Thats fucking craaazy btw

[paper lake]

How many times have you asked your parents to buy you a game or toy

[hollow arrow]

In the past sure but they would never have said yes to microtransactions

[sick sapphire]

Last time I did was in 2012

[paper lake]

They don’t get the difference between a microtransaction and an entire game

[neon cedar]

until I was 15 I've never bought a game

cuz my parents did not let me

pretty crazy

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

[sick sapphire]

It was for Skyrim

[paper lake]

On paper, a micro transaction doesn’t seem that bad.
Only a few bucks to get that cool Shadow raider ultimate skin your son keeps asking for. You didn’t understand a word of that, but how is it different from other stuff you buy for your kids?

[weary skiff]

some people shouldn’t be allowed to have kids

[sick sapphire]

Debatable but I fully understand

[weary skiff]

we need to instate court-mandated sterilization for certain people

[amber bone]

buying all of these

[grim belfry]

thats literally just eugenics bro

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-shutup-stfu-cringe-bruh-gif-2179890283617905730

Eugenics legit

[paper lake]

Yeah lets move away from eugenics before its too late

Back to evil Roblox

[weary skiff]

not for eugenics reasons i’m just sick of kids that grow up in shitty homes because their parents shouldn’t be allowed within 20 feet of a kid

[slim coral]

[neon cedar]

Yeah that's true

[weary skiff]

people treat their kids like items not children

just plop em in front of an ipad for 8 hours a day because apparently they don’t want to parent their child that they had on their own terms

[neon cedar]

Parents treat their kids like achievements

[short kernel]

Fuck yeah just spent my wife's boyfriend's money on a roblox horror game

[sick sapphire]

My niece is like this unfortunately

[weary skiff]

unc

[sick sapphire]

I couldn't stop it

[paper lake]

Wait a minute

[weary skiff]

actual unc

[sick sapphire]

Im going to strangle you

[supple urchin]

now I'd agree for that to be a thing for sex crimes but again there's corruption and false allegations

[amber bone]

my little cousins are all like this

[weary skiff]

i’m pretty sure i’m technically an aunt in some way

[neon cedar]

Why do people even want other people to die I'd rather keep evil criminals alone for all of eternity

[sick sapphire]

Unt

[weary skiff]

same

[neon cedar]

Like death is relief why would we kill criminals

[amber bone]

I told the story about how one of them came up to me talkin about tung tung tung sahur

never felt more proud

[neon cedar]

I don't get it, don't get it at all...

[neon cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193087671023706142/1495790043678113882/holytung.gif

[weary skiff]

it’s 10 times better with the music

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-true-the-boys-homelander-true-gif-4338843973593850901

[neon cedar]

no it's too loud

it hurts me

[supple urchin]

yk there is one song popular here in serbia recently, and even despite it's themes its popular among young kids

[supple urchin]

and it's really hurting me

let me find it

[grim belfry]

exactly, this is why you should ki-

[weary skiff]

does serbia really even fucking exist

[grim belfry]

no

[supple urchin]

https://youtu.be/IdM7rARaoYU

[weary skiff]

ugh i wish i was a seal

[sick sapphire]

Kiss your significant other, oh wait you dont have one

[weary skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-agu-cute-seal-seal-clap-gif-7994364550587801526

[neon cedar]

death is relief for someone who would be alone for 50 years

[supple urchin]

yes the thumbnail is AI generated and some "art" in it is also

they have the money for extra actors but not for an artist like be fr

[amber bone]

I'm gonna be real I don't really want my taxpayer money (I don't have a job, I don't pay taxes) to be funding prisons to give Ronald I. Touchboys his daily slop instead of just shooting him in the head

[neon cedar]

True...

[prime frost]

Jonathan E-Sex..

[grim belfry]

you wish you were this?

[paper lake]

Yeah kids love finding and watching things that are not for their age.
Its amazing how far they’ll go just to watch something they don’t understand at all

[weary skiff]

everything is ai generated now

[neon cedar]

Sucks that there are false allegations

[neon cedar]

Why are you purple man I didn't even recognise you

[supple urchin]

anywho to translate, "Napumpam i cao" is about what it says

to fill her in and bye

[prime frost]

why are you red

chud

[neon cedar]

I thought you were a random lil bro

[supple urchin]

and this song is really popular amongst kids

[prime frost]

you are the random lil folk

[paper lake]

Worst part is when they ask you what something means out of the blue and you have to try to make sense of the situation

[neon cedar]

sonnn it's my signature colour

[prime frost]

mad shit

[neon cedar]

You were tealll

why did you change

whyyyyy

[prime frost]

new month new me

[amber bone]

after all that the rgb still kicking

strongest part of any PC

[neon cedar]

I will kill you

[wary pond]

New hour new me

[prime frost]

rgb gives +144 fps in SL

[weary skiff]

new second new me

[prime frost]

no

[weary skiff]

i’m not the same woman i was a second ago

[prime frost]

could've worked

[amber bone]

not the same man i was 30 seconds ago

[prime frost]

not the same entity i was 50 secs ago

[neon cedar]

I'm not

[neon cedar]

I'm not \

[short kernel]

I wish I was a brown role

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392448916733034506/1449136975394111738/attachment.gif

[weary skiff]

kinda wish i was unemployed again tbh

i should QUIT my job

[sick sapphire]

How you gonna get money

[weary skiff]

i could be playing so much fortnite and smoking so much weed

[weary skiff]

i’ll figure that out

[prime frost]

you can

tho

[weary skiff]

not with work

[prime frost]

nothing stopping you

fuck work

[short kernel]

Huge news for the employed

[grim belfry]

no you should burn down your workplace instead because arson is awesome

[prime frost]

one life

[sick sapphire]

Oh my goodness yes L'amour Toujours hit the playlist

[short kernel]

Okay billy butcher

[prime frost]

!langfr

[chrome carbon]

Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#partnered-servers message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#partnered-servers message).

[paper lake]

This channel is like the devil whispering in your ear

[prime frost]

oi oi oi

[short kernel]

That pfp is taking over you like the symbiote

[supple urchin]

yea no that is the entirety of the song

talking about fillin up a lady and leaving her

[prime frost]

cunt

oi

[supple urchin]

we made the right serbs famous twins

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-butcher-the-boys-the-boys-season3-termite-a-train-gif-26007503

[paper lake]

“Yes you should kill your coworker for taking your sandwich.. do it…”

[sick sapphire]

Oi hughie

[weary skiff]

fawkin diabolical

[sick sapphire]

Omelandah

Took me wife's sun

[paper lake]

INFILTRATION

[grim belfry]

thats honestly just the majority of the internet

[amber bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-mango-psychology-mango-brain-rot-gif-7066279490550537167

this is this show's only good export

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-soldier-boy-soldier-boy-the-boys-and-you-might-wanna-gargle-my-ballsack-soldier-boy-pissed-off-gif-12002502617723457160

[paper lake]

Blox Fruits is like a dodgy version of One Piece right?

[wary pond]

I have two

[short kernel]

Mm's shirt

[weary skiff]

i feel like if i take an edible tonight ill still be absurdly out of it even if i start work at 4:00 tomorrow

[neon cedar]

lmao

[weary skiff]

fuck my stupid employed life

[grim belfry]

its a shitty roblox bandit beater with a bunch of microtransactions and pointless padded gameplay

[prime frost]

me and the boys

[neon cedar]

weed boy

[prime frost]

no

[sick sapphire]

Go ask for a raise

[short kernel]

Pears

[amber bone]

You know that one episode of regular show where they follow the guy into his fuckass no rules pocket dimension and it sucks cock

it's like that

[wary pond]

How do you know

[weary skiff]

i have been working there for 2 weeks i think they’d shove me in the fryer

[sick sapphire]

I remember that one too well

[supple urchin]

Just become unemployed and throw piss jars thought the windows

[sick sapphire]

FRYER

[grim belfry]

meet the sniper

[short kernel]

A week ago they were talking about shit and scps

[sick sapphire]

Ay this goober working at Burger mart

[prime frost]

no

[boreal kettle]

flerk

do your coworkers know you support eugenics??

[grim belfry]

lies and deception, nobody ever talks about scps

[amber bone]

we're all coworkers

[weary skiff]

i said i worked fast food what kind of fast food place doesn’t have friers

[weary skiff]

dude what

[prime frost]

restaurant

[weary skiff]

most restaurants still have friers

[sick sapphire]

I dont remember the fast food part

Can I get a number 4 with extra cheese

And I want fresh fries

[weary skiff]

you can go fuck yourself

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-baker-re7-walking-jack-baker-walking-gif-6772210110014190766

[sick sapphire]

Im leaving a one star review now

[boreal kettle]

oh so they don’t 💔

[paper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000847028160565282/1472301434744864953/Untitled_6.gif

[neon cedar]

is that all you do

fry fries and nuggets

[weary skiff]

we don’t have nuggets but that’s not all i do

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-philips-go-fuck-yourself-go-fuck-yourself-gif-6067848191786981287

[plush talon]

deep-fry everything

[weary skiff]

i work the grill occasionally and i put all the food together

also cleanup

[sick sapphire]

Put ice in the fryer

[paper lake]

YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-

[weary skiff]

i’ve thought about it

[neon cedar]

Bro puts all the food together

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-ultrakill-ultrakill-gabriel-gif-13387917097890463363

[sick sapphire]

Ive worked whataburger before

Golden chick

[neon cedar]

Bro fries fries too

[sick sapphire]

Uhhh

[prime frost]

nothing burger fast food

[short kernel]

Missed opportunity to make "sympathy for the devil" By the rolling stones 6:66 minutes long tbh

[sick sapphire]

Shut your mouth

[neon cedar]

ughhh I really am not waiting to get a job

[sick sapphire]

Its better than slopdonalds

[neon cedar]

Ts is going to suck

[prime frost]

slopping them donald

[neon cedar]

Especially when at the first look I look like a 14 yo

ts sucks

[sick sapphire]

Working at Buc-ee's was so fun

[prime frost]

chat is pears 5 worth the 15 bucks

[short kernel]

Bubble text worthy

[boreal kettle]

so you look older than you are??

[wary pond]

Sometimes

[neon cedar]

SON

[sick sapphire]

Bro is monster girl

[wary pond]

I would buy 5 pears for 15 bucks

[neon cedar]

I got it and you should too

[prime frost]

no you dont son

[neon cedar]

so why dont you

[amber bone]

You ever play pears 5 with your life on the line

[neon cedar]

the fuck you mean no I dont

[grim belfry]

do 5 pears really cost that much

[neon cedar]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

[sick sapphire]

Literally Billy Butcher

[grim belfry]

inflation is crazy

[prime frost]

tier 3

10 bucks

[neon cedar]

it costs 10 euros

donald trump inflation is crazy

[wary pond]

I'm not hungry

[supple urchin]

Just pirate pears frfr

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1292450694040915998/mtf.gif

[sick sapphire]

Worst Google search ever

[neon cedar]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears were once smuggled onto the Internal Space Station, making them the first whole fruit to make it off earth

[grim belfry]

where do they even grow

[sick sapphire]

No head then?

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ssoggycat-shark-soggy-cat-there-be-treasure-gif-9107217871470849053

[neon cedar]

Internal

[prime frost]

!pears

[chrome carbon]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[prime frost]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

It takes approximately 49 Pears to put someone to sleep

[prime frost]

say you swear

[sick sapphire]

!pea

[prime frost]

say wallahi

[prime frost]

uh

!update

!release

[chrome carbon]

[sick sapphire]

!balls

[paper lake]

!4088

[chrome carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-64-super-mario-64-piano-angry-piano-gif-23210492

[weary skiff]

did you know that sl is gonna have to start being a payed game? this is due to inflation reducing the company’s ability to stay afloat with their current funds. for more information look up SCP SL inflation on google

[prime frost]

!106

[plush talon]

!3114

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif

[supple urchin]

!049

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/821932703834308658/049biker.png

[prime frost]

an payed game

[neon cedar]

!peanut

[chrome carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/878348397575299193/peanut.gif

[paper lake]

This is how the art guy died

[paper lake]

Poor peanut

[grim belfry]

thats 147 dollars worth of pears

[short kernel]

Thank you🥹

[paper lake]

After he got run over by a train, he had to get replaced by a walnut

[short kernel]

Yk accidents are made to be made pr something

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-this-is-how-you-died-no-hope-of-survival-doomed-gif-17767817868248169718

[prime frost]

oh it aint that bad

[neon cedar]

stupid idiot

[prime frost]

wait

[neon cedar]

fuck you

[paper lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-gumball-debt-song-tawog-gumbal-economy-song-gumball-economy-song-gif-22704345

[paper lake]

God I love Gumball

[prime frost]

patreon be like

[weary skiff]

this is kinda what i look like

[sick sapphire]

Peak CN show

[plush talon]

Then was the snowman

[paper lake]

What do they even show on CN now?

[short kernel]

Family guy

[prime frost]

mostly the same shit

[sick sapphire]

Teen titans go

[paper lake]

Newest show I heard of was Infinity Train

[wary pond]

Is this true

[grim belfry]

they show a network of cartoons

[short kernel]

Yeah

[paper lake]

Do they even make any new shows now?

[prime frost]

not really

[weary skiff]

family guy got taken off adult swim

[neon cedar]

The elder mimics are horrifying brooo

[prime frost]

deadass?

[short kernel]

Yeah they made bread and pretzels

[weary skiff]

yeah this was forever ago

like at least 4 years

[short kernel]

Pretty cool until they killed off crossiant

[sick sapphire]

Theyre defiling the corpse of regular show

[paper lake]

That’s an actual show?

[sick sapphire]

Just to bring it back

[short kernel]

Cookies stan for life

[prime frost]

regular show

[paper lake]

What about Disney Channel
What new kid shows do they make these days?

[weary skiff]

i’m a blueberry alan

eat me, alan

[paper lake]

Has there been any recent Owl House, Gravity Falls or Amphibia type shows?

[short kernel]

Amphibia

[weary skiff]

i’m so sweet and juicy, alan

[prime frost]

why would i want access to unlimited pears 🍐

[short kernel]

Welll

[sick sapphire]

Im mostly invested in Fionna and Cake

[paper lake]

After that

[short kernel]

That's peak

[sick sapphire]

Theyre gonna make more hopefully

[prime frost]

aint it only in streaming

[short kernel]

Isn't everything

[sick sapphire]

Hulu pretty sure

[prime frost]

well nowadays yes

[sick sapphire]

Especially with Hunson Abadeer showing up

[paper lake]

Oh yeah heard of that.
My sibling never really watched Adventure Time so I don’t think they’ll really be interested

[prime frost]

hulu this hulu that

theres no hulu in france

[sick sapphire]

Get out of France

[prime frost]

no

[sick sapphire]

Bollocks

Omelanduh

Put me in France

[prime frost]

youre the bollocks cunt

[weary skiff]

just realized i’m a chud and that’s ok

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/you-made-those-words-up-soldier-boy-jensen-ackles-the-boys-blasphemy-gif-26043524

[neon cedar]

Nothing matters

Everyone dies anyways

[weary skiff]

it all ends the same way

[prime frost]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

when are we getting pears keycard

[paper lake]

6 hours

[weary skiff]

keycard charms should be a cosmetic type whenever they add them

[short kernel]

why are you in france in the first place

[prime frost]

NW charm

[weary skiff]

put little bits in the clip holes on most cards

[paper lake]

I read that in the same way as
Jesus Christ Morgan, You’re the Bay Harbour Butcher

[prime frost]

Why are you not brother

[short kernel]

I'm human

[fierce lynx]

what's up guys

[lapis sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-pudgy-penguin-pudgypenguins-study-gif-11187025798020202526

[weary skiff]

you’d need to add one for the scientist card style of card but that’s like 4 tris

[short kernel]

Yummers

[prime frost]

this guy answering to a 2 days old message

og keycard skin

[paper lake]

Delete all the keycards

Make Site-02 use keys

[weary skiff]

true to open all doors you need to pry them with your bare hands

[sick sapphire]

Ive decided im going to stay up all day

Because im so awake

[prime frost]

add pallets

[paper lake]

Key locks can’t be hacked

[fierce lynx]

jesus christ Morgan you're the pearl harbor bomber

[paper lake]

So CI can’t hack the doors

[plush talon]

https://tenor.com/view/aaa-gif-26458618

[prime frost]

what do you mean 12 dollars

patreon i'm gonna kill you

[paper lake]

Tax

[sick sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cybrelon-hogdexter-elonmusk-dexterelon-gif-19292103

[weary skiff]

096

[neon cedar]

I hope the science path doesn't actually look like shit cuz why is the cont eng a different colour

[prime frost]

yeah yeah

[chrome summit]

CI now bring audio tapes that play a lockpicking lawyer video. This causes any nearby door to unlock out of fear

[neon cedar]

Like make them all yellow

[weary skiff]

!leak

[prime frost]

does the guards have a bodycam

[chrome carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[neon cedar]

Atleast the armorer path is all purpleish

[weary skiff]

turns bodycam off

[neon cedar]

son this is all vanilla

[distant compass]

Wasn’t containment engineer pink

[lapis sail]

[fierce lynx]

why does he look so weird in this gif he has elon musk's face

[neon cedar]

Can you increase the pixel amount

[chrome summit]

Carnivorous plants are awesome

[prime frost]

oi

patreon just stole me money

[chrome summit]

Some are large enough to eat frogs

[neon cedar]

truth nuke

[short kernel]

Fr?

[grim belfry]

btw why does captain keycard exist in pears

[short kernel]

Tell

[polar locust]

and birds
and rodents

[chrome summit]

Pitcher Plants are large

[grim belfry]

its literally a recolored operative keycard

[weary skiff]

no it didn’t give it a minute

[plush talon]

probably not

[weary skiff]

wtf

[neon cedar]

I was asking the same question

[weary skiff]

no it didn’t give it a minute

[polar locust]

for the funny

[chrome summit]

There's also an aquatic carnivorous plant

[weary skiff]

yeah that’s me

[plush talon]

Ill add a text above the cards for easier reading

[weary skiff]

i’m the aquatic carnivorous plant

[neon cedar]

Fr???

[chrome summit]

I wonder if there are any carnivorous plant SCPs

[paper lake]

Meat also decomposes and plants can absorb the nutrients released

[neon cedar]

I'm a vegetable

[prime frost]

they stole me money

[polar locust]

I'd be more surprised if there wasn't any.

[chrome summit]

Yeah. It uses water to suck in prey.

[neon cedar]

1262

[chrome summit]

Basically like a Delta P situation

Fish gets sucked in and is now in digestive fluid

[fierce lynx]

im sure there are

[polar locust]

Actually, I know of at least one carnivorous plant SCP, although it's more of a tree.
It uh... lures in humans via hormones and being covered in reproductive organs...

So I'm not sure how much I can really say.

[prime frost]

clud? more like chud

[fiery salmon]

SCP-1261 ⁠— Memetic Emu

by Lumancer
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +217

[chrome summit]

Fuck

[fiery salmon]

SCP-307 ⁠— Carnivorous Ivy

by apocalemur
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +103

[chrome summit]

Typo

[neon cedar]

How did plants evolution wise even mutate in any way shape or form to be carnivorious????

[neon cedar]

I find it insane

[polar locust]

meat taste good

[neon cedar]

Son

[fierce lynx]

what kind of question is that

[chrome summit]

Carnivorous plants are found in areas with terrible soil

[fierce lynx]

why did fish evolve to live on land?

[weary skiff]

mmm meat 😋

[chrome summit]

They need to get nutrients somehow

[plush talon]

You can also just see it in the actual web that I used to make it
https://canva.link/apej4bb33m1jbr0

[neon cedar]

You're genuinely stupid

[polar locust]

The thing you have to understand about Evolution is none of it is planned.

It's literally just the result of things mutating, and mutations that survived continued to develop.

[prime frost]

i think it was a bad idea to pay tier 3... i'm regretting it

[neon cedar]

thx

[fierce lynx]

🥀

[prime frost]

@neon cedar ts all your fault

[polar locust]

Including mutations that can be useless or have no purpose.

[weary skiff]

i’m thankful for MEAT

[chrome summit]

Lottery

[wary pond]

Should have bought 3 baguettes instead

[neon cedar]

It's ok we'll play together'

[fierce lynx]

yes this

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1496990131297587270/infiltraitor.gif

[neon cedar]

Once it comes out hop on na 2

[neon cedar]

I'm going to na 2

[fierce lynx]

people asking why things evolved certain ways it's because it WORKED

[prime frost]

na

[grim belfry]

guys why did the rocks evolve to be alive, are they stupid

[polar locust]

You also have to imagine, for every mutation that we see today from evolution.
There's probably millions of mutations that would have been really cool that just didn't survive enough to continue.

Sometimes even mutations that help something survive better in their enviroment die anyway due to poor luck.

[chrome summit]

Fun fact. A possible theory for why hiccups are a thing is they are a left over trait from our aquatic days. Your brain is just getting confused and switched to factory settings.

This also means hiccup is the default state of us and our brain has to go "no"

[neon cedar]

no I'm wondering what kind of mutation was it to make plants have a digestion system and a trapping system, seems like a lot different than normal plants

Then again

Idk much about biology

[prime frost]

nah cuz imagine playing NA

[wary pond]

I think they are smart

[prime frost]

EU better

[fierce lynx]

it wasn't just one mutation that suddenly made them carnivorous it prob took millions of years

[neon cedar]

Fine I'll play eu boy I live in the eu anyways

[prime frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439867693584220183/1491455946499686430/an-iq-too-low.gif

[neon cedar]

Hmmm I doubt half carnivore plants survived

[chrome summit]

Fun fact

[polar locust]

Fun fact: There is genuine Scientific discussion about whether Matter is Conscious.

Simply because, we don't know where consciousness came from, and at what point does a random arrangement of matter suddenly become self-aware? Is it a property of matter itself? Or something else?

[chrome summit]

Fungi are more closely related to animals than they are to plants

[neon cedar]

That makes sense

[polar locust]

They also breath in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide like animals.

[fierce lynx]

probably not if it wasn't advantageous in their environment, carnivorous plants live where they don't have as much access to nutrients

[chrome summit]

Fuck photosynthesis. It almost wiped out all life at one point.

Bastard

[chrome summit]

We are anomalies

[neon cedar]

Parasites and the strat of making as many kids as possible and living a quick lifestyle is a crazy way to evolve and survive as a species

[neon cedar]

I hate that shit

[grim belfry]

I think lichen is actually a sybiosis of bacteria with plants

[neon cedar]

Prolly cuz I'm human and I hate mosquitos

[grim belfry]

kind of intresting

[prime frost]

Would you rather 008 or mold

[chrome summit]

Look up the male angler fish's life cycle @neon cedar

[fierce lynx]

blud has beef with nature

[amber bone]

I'm a sporecel so mold

[neon cedar]

Yeah ik that stuff it's hilarious

[chrome summit]

https://tenor.com/view/dory-scared-finding-nemo-marlin-ahhh-gif-10134042

[chrome summit]

Big girl

[prime frost]

Hm

[neon cedar]

the males are just || ......... || bags for the females, kinda crazy

[amber bone]

fish lives fucking suck

[supple urchin]

school bags?

female go 2 school?

[chrome summit]

Like half the stuff in the ocean would he a Series 1 SCP

[neon cedar]

Look up male anglerfish lifecycle

[weary skiff]

humans should be like angler fish

[marble mantle]

so do plants in that regard

[paper lake]

Half of Australia is an SCP

[sick sapphire]

Spiders eat birds

[neon cedar]

I find the ant system where the unfertilized queen lays male eggs and fertilized lays females interesting too

[polar locust]

Have you seen Hyenas?
It's hard to say whether being male or female is worse.

Being male, once they are no longer pups their own species hates them, and if you're female? Well birthing is awful.

[sick sapphire]

[neon cedar]

Very peculiar

[paper lake]

Why does everything here need neurotoxin?

[marble mantle]

plants also perform cellular respiration and a byproduct is carbon dioxide which is released by through their stomata at night

[sick sapphire]

Spotted hyenas are like this yes

Striped hyenas are solitary

[marble mantle]

but they are net positive in oxygen

[chrome summit]

"Why yes, there is this fish with a lightbulb to lure prey. But only the females are like this. The males are tiny and only purpose are to fuse with a female for reproduction. Their eyes and limbs fall off not long after"

[supple urchin]

all I know is dis from a bot account, and there is a70% its exaggerated

[chrome summit]

Totally normal fish

[weary skiff]

like imagine if all women were like 2 times the size of men wouldn’t that be cool

[sick sapphire]

Erm you can find women like this

[marble mantle]

this is already true for me

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/magnapinna-my-beloved-magnapinna-my-beloved-heart-locket-bigfin-squid-gif-27691951

[sick sapphire]

You giantess lover

[weary skiff]

it isn’t the default

[grim belfry]

would the women be bigger or men smaller

[sick sapphire]

Sure it is when youre 4'7"

[neon cedar]

That would be pretty detrimental to how society works

[paper lake]

All the men are cut in half

[weary skiff]

i’m 6’0 flat

[supple urchin]

"when female ]that] are not down for sex, they choke out and eat the males who hit on em

[marble mantle]

pretty sure the would mean all men die

pretty sure we aren't chickens

[fierce lynx]

have u guys known the life cycle of tapeworms

[neon cedar]

You're fat?

[chrome summit]

Giant Squids would definitely be a series 1 SCP

[weary skiff]

yeah bro i’m huge

[severe herald]

why is there always some fuckass convo going on in here

[marble mantle]

do you know about the lifecycle of guinea worms

[neon cedar]

6'0 fat

[weary skiff]

no content

[fierce lynx]

yes it's awful

[chrome summit]

Because we like talking about how life is an anomaly

[marble mantle]

anything but scp discussion

[supple urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minka-minkacomics-50--k01KPZT41WWBW5385Q8ZXX5NVJ5

[chrome summit]

Have you seen the ocean?

Everything in the deep dark are basically SCPs

[supple urchin]

actually how does height count again

[weary skiff]

untrue

[marble mantle]

I would give you class-a amnestics but I hold a monopoly on the amnestics industry and I'm a sadist

[supple urchin]

is it up to 5'12 or up to 5'9