#scp-discussion
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Just a bigger hubert ball
I just want to give human sacrifices to it
!05
Young hubert
alcohol is actually better
what is it that he actually says
We're gonna be talking about the penis
yeah dude
I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away
thanks guy
Didn't you say you weren't a dude in the past
Or am i just
Confused
it's a song
oh it’s phoenix
also I'm all the genders
Stop collecting them like the infinity stones ffs
Leave some for the rest
Ngl this is how i feel as 079 when i reach level 5
guy after obtaining the it/its pronoun stone
He needs the genderbending stone too
That scp
I forgot which one
it’s not even a gender switcher it’s a sex switcher
what happens if a they/them enby touches it do they just become smooth
Also why is he WHITE
kozz
lighting probably
is there any tutorial option i can run through ingame
there unfortunately is not
there’s an operational guide but it isn’t the most helpful
The operational guide is cool tho
hitting your f1 key while playing any class will give you your controls and objectives though
99% (outdated) lore slop 1% tutorial
every scp item past a207 has actual tutorials
They could just repurpose the operational guide as a lore section
And nobody would complain
the anomalous threats ones aren’t too bad either
I think
Or just rewrite them
can’t believe the anomalous threats section was actually called “scp anomalies” for like 2 years dawg
Top gameplay, bottom lore
how did that slide
Scp scp
guys what's the worst fast food restaurant
US only?
Five Guys
arby’s
Scp discussion, a place where nobody fucking talks about the scps
because talking about scps/scp sl only is booooooooooooring
Or scp related
Ok nvm Arby's is actually worse
tf five guys is good??
Remember this is the chat where the 953 bladder comment came from
Is it really that good?
five guys catching strays for no reason
$80 for the whole thing
Kfc
yeah
For the most mid burgers
That too
I wish that mf would get both his feet impaled by wooden stakes
As i always said, fear if a phrase starts with "if" and has 953 mentioned in it
it's always 953
what does general even talk about most of the time
no its 939
why did they leave us in our time of need
nevermind im a moron
our hero
This chat needs a hero...
crazy that sneaky died in a horrible car accident
A gassy one...
Sneaky we miss you
this is like peak example of all twitter is now
Scp 173
You got it wrong
It's mostly anti immigration, uh, racism, and just israelslop
Actually nah nvm
You are right
Forget it
what use could you possibly make out of an app that offers nothing but this.
it’s really fucking funny and sometimes i see hot furry women
Are you 953 pilled perchance
953 isn’t a furry
Also these
I never see stuff like that I just get a lot of elden ring stuff
fuckkk why do I just get bloody nose randomly
perv
It's that anime trope
what
i kinda look like this
so instead of the hot furry women flerk sees, you get…hot rotted women?
this
Why ar u broke ur neck
that can't be healthy
Now THIS is 953 pilled
when yo neck kinda hurt
built like a fetus
Shrimp actually
no shrimps are more curled
they are changing him… #experiments
Can I get a tldr on what 953 is
When yo everything kinda hurt #oldpeople #old
Polymorphic Humanoid
3114 rework
ok imagine 3114 if it was good
Thats not very interesting
I think social media is gay in general and it should only be used for business if anything
and wasn’t chuddy
is it normal to feel uncomfortably sad around old people
thats a contradiction
Idk what 3114 is
thats like saying imagine if water was dry
939 with human voice chat
water is dry technically
not true
Shapeshifting kitsune monster that rips & tears at any filthy human it can find purely out of hate
But can use other bodies
Kumiho
ah, great minds think alike
MONEEEEEEY 🤑 🤑 🤑 💸 💰 💸 🤑 🤑
yeah yeah whatever
same thing but evil
Yeah dude old people are pathetic
that one is the skeleton
Ty
no no not like that its more of a sympathy thing
!3114
Ahh
I just feel bad for my uncs
guys if you get any hot furry people on your tl, please forward them to me @jerkflerklmao on x the everything app
you're weird
I didnt know its number
maybe u want to know my phone number 💅
why's it called x the everything app when like all u do is post that's like one thing
that's not everything
what did i even do
😳
exist
💔
CheeseKruger
Why do they want to make an everything app anyway
An app designed to do everything is optimised for nothing
Consumerslop
Better to have many specialised apps then just one that does everything
Its kinda fire after the translation feature
wait so is that one ad that pops up all the time wrong as fuck
true
uhhh what’s the app called
tower of babel on x
an app designed for everyone is usable by no one 🗣️ 🔥
clickup, I think it was?
true twitter should only be for furry art
only thing it’s good for anyway
bluesky
bluesky is full of pussies
Follow me on twitter.com
Bluesky is hell
do i make this fan’s day
It is pretty much the living embodiment of the discord group chats people post here of the "KILL SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE"
Remember when people said they were going to Bluesky en masse or some bullshit
bluesky is like what right wingers think liberals all act like
Nothing changed
Shitter
I will stop calling it Twitter when I am dead and burried
i have him
collecting sl dev’s as followers like pokemon
who even has a Twitter account in this day and age
what is the significance of the numbers
Fork found in kitchen
I deleted mine after that data breach
?
onionman reposting othen than x3j no way
Who doesn't
096's max hp after they rework him in 16.0
true
oh i forgot about that
https://x.com/TerranHawk
My Twitter is more insane
I like Four Swords and Undertale Yellow. Biggest Red and Clover fan. I have also gone by Jamintheinfinite.
Pfp: tvtaztic
Banner: @raspbi
Alt @Terranhawkpriv
I do yes I like deltarune a lot
Ive only used Twitter to apply for giveaways
active xeer user
Full of Zelda and Undertale
xxy if we're feeling exotic
followed by TrueWhiteLion
shhhh
i have my lovesense hooked up to fortnite so every time i full auto a gun it goes crazzzzyyyyyyy #FORTNITE #LOVESENSE @TimSweeneyEpic @Fortnite @EpicGames
i post bangers follow me
so, son
Klienfelter syndrome
dr kleiner from half life
and stop fucking with the microwave
we're doomed
I deleted my twitter account like 10 months ago
Offensevly enough XXX chromosomes was named superwomen syndrome but has effects such as developmental delays and learning disabilities
Elon gives me 20 dollars whenever I open twitter
096's 3 px
make a new one
no
I only keep my Twitter to look at art and commission artist
grongo will you make this humble fan’s day
And to shitpost on the SL Twitter account when they remember the password
and follow back on x the everything app
Well. Shitpost in the replies
this post is so fire
which is never
y the nothing app
bluesky
We have just released a progress report on all the miscellaneous features coming in 15.0, which you can now check out on our Patreon!
https://t.co/vA8xjLqFUt

March 4th
You best not retweet anything unbecoming
i’ll try my best
March 5th
who is gripping him
i’d be posting heat daily
Good gif I made
they should hire me at northwood
I would fix the game
just look at this peak
son
i can be trusted with a company’s twitter account login
would you rather experience a bottom or bottom the experience
what kind of bottom is it
december was good month for sl's twitter account
Is it just impossible for you to be normal
who me
that's not nice
who...me...?
good job
i got that dog in me
would you rather
would i?
me?
is this another big black darkness starting to stir
i don’t think i’ve posted a drawing on twitter in like 3 weeks
would you rather unblock huhahhua or have all your family be killed
all family killed
truth nuke
good
Enjoy the undertale reposts Flerk
This is the last thing I tweeted on my old account
☹️
Can we add anvils to SL
do you think people believe you went through with it
With a large cartoon anvil
ok
You good mate?
it's not a n-word
would you rather die by anvil or guillotine
Anvil dude
og grongo died
Large cartoon anvil
you get hit and squashed like an accordion
IM NO
you live the rest of your life in horrible agony as every step you take plays a musical note
no wonder the hackers targeted him
That's awesome
Guillotine. Severing the cerebellum is a guaranteed quick death
You can survive a short time after being crushed
Where do you even buy an anvil these days
With an anvil, you can probably die a slow death from blood loss if your brain survives
You can't go down to your local smithy
build it
Consult the diagram
arent anvil guillotines still guillotines
what
What’s an anvil guillotine?
I only know clud
3 iron blocks and 4 iron ignots
guillotine that uses an anvil?
why is this even a chart
Anvils aren’t execution tool
I don’t think anyone ever actually used one to kill a person
A crazy crafting recipe all things considered
truly
3 blocks
could you not just call us gay
That's absurd
Its a smithing tool
There's gotta be a good anvil scp
For blacksmiths to make tools
• Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil (+157)
...Revision: 39.13.28 Anvil1 General Information Founded: 0.0.0 Anvil; Arondight D+26812...
• SCP-2217 — Hammer and Anvil (+766)
...Earth my anvil, the sand...
• SCP-4927 — Hammer, Anvil and Fish (+56)
• Sfyrí kai Amóni (+81)
...of his anvil, a hammer...
• Introductory Antimemetics (+1728)
...if an anvil were dropped...
But how do they make the anvil
They should flatten like a looney tunes character as well
2217
If iron wasn't so trivial to get in Minecraft that recipe would be a crime
So much iron
31 iron ingots for an anvil that eventually breaks this is the worst fucking game design ever
And yet Mojang still wants to get rid of iron farms...
Isn’t it like 31 iron?
Which game design is worse
If they do that I highly doubt they would change the recipe
079 or Minecraft's enchantment system
injustice is percieved by who?
More than a full iron set
the people
Yeah that games suuucked
the enchantment system
Full iron set plus another chest place
Enchantment
what causes crime? people
And still to spare
079
is al you do just pull up and post reaction gifs to anything queer
Me when I am in a terrible design contest and my opponent is the fucking enchantment system
it’s all i’ve seen you do the past month
how to stop crime? stop people
what is he angry about
i have a sneaking suspiscion
Mojang will never touch it because it's part of old Minecraft and is thus sacred
give everybody guns
096 might sneak a close win though
Or 079
Exactly why I'm putting you as Ministry of defense
079 at least somewhat fits SL
i really need to write the scp article but im sooooooo lazy
Dude these are cheap as hell
you can use mods to make enchantment table not suck balls
The enchantment system completely goes against the concept of exploring since the best solution is villager take over
chud
Also why do they look so lame
you cant just react to things just cause its gay
Those are like tiny desk anvils
Epic styled
Jewellers use them I think
crush your leg
Do you need a tiny hammer as well
Mate, anvils aren’t meant to be weapons
Mini anvil item to throw at 173
objectively wrong
Coward talk
Looney tunes taught me quite the opposite
Also works for small metal items
Put a mini anvil on a stick to make an anvil hammer
a hammer is a weapon
Wash bashions are also a weapon
a saw is a weapon
Its a tool
a bat is a weapon
To build stuff
In Japan they drop wash bashions instead of anvils in cartoons
you see how humanity sees their nature in everything they make?
A bat is an animals
are you getting anvilpilled grongo
No they look stupid
what do you do with an anvil beside kill people
Very effective weapon in Hitman
like what are they for
see
Blacksmith
most people buy anvils
smithing
True
I thought I could buy a cool looking anvil
that's what I'd assume
You see the trailers for 007: First Light
getting on a plane and dropping an anvil out the door at 30,000 feet
i would buy an anvil
im tweeting that
Can we add a blacksmith to SL
the great blacksmith genocide
that wiped out all blacksmiths
So we can forge new weapons
It looks very cool. IO Interactive did very well on marketing the thing
When I was a kid i watched a video of a dude making an actual Zelda master sword
drop it while flying over a densely populated area
So cool
air conditioning workers annihalated them all
Now lets hope the game lives up to the Expectations
I have the Four Sword in my room
If I wasn’t so adverse to preprdering, I would consider doing it
i would use an anvil
Cause it is cooler than the Master Sword
i used to want one so fucking had
Real honest to gosh forged steel?
Probably not steel. Would be cool to get one
what enchantments
like my dad just came home with a sword one day and gave it to me
i found something
I found a legit saber my dad has
i found a bone
Add swords to SL
jutting out of my skin
Was just sitting on the dresserr
Hoptal
Usually electronics but he does cutlery, pots and other stuff occasionally
i mean where else would you put it
When I become middle aged I have to buy a sword for my child to find
do you think air conditioning repairmen have a union
probably
or some kind of masonry adjacent organization
where they secretly control the world
okay fed
quite frankly I think you're a looney
next youll say im a conspiracy theorist
I think you belong in the looney bin yes I do
I doubt anyone specialises in just AC units. They’re probably just general handy men
you dont even know
there are buildings specialised in airconditioning repair
AC is big business in Arizona for obvious reasons
We have many soleAC guys here
they have a dedicated unit in the army engineer corps
dedicated to air conditioning
Cool
Big ac makes sure it fails sometime during the summer so you fork over a couple hundred
Can we go back to SCP Talk now
Site 17
so silksong is about

??????
Wow guys. Pears in a day .
in this chat?
you’re glowing
internet
lets talk about persopolis!!!
Weird fishes
weird fishes dont even care about other fishes
Are peggi
im being fr
theyd be okay with any other fish dying other than themselves
they are so selfish
ive seen it happen
debatable
But cats are cooler since they come in the color pink
All fishes I see are mostly green and brown
They definitely are
cats are mostly grey and brown
😂you kidding me
No they aren't???
cats arent pink you idiot
I never seen a cat with those colors
You're a idiot
I hope good things happen to ME
I love fish but they aren't pink
fish are PINK
And I don't like non pinkies
have you not seen a pink fish
Show me
Never
And cats ARE pink
You're just a hater
It's all you do
YOU HATE
THAT'S LITERALLY BROWN
Get on topic pls 🙏
How
is this not pink?
tell me
That's a damn greyish brown fish
do you know fish that are scps
You ignorant feline hater
How do you even see
Pink
In that
Come on mr havoc dudeperson
Help me out here
Just talk about scp bro
This is ON topic
Fish are also scps havoc
What scp is this
Fishes are NOT pink
I mean
Scp FISHES
Are not pink
Pink candy
There's an scp that's openly just every single fish
Can't have shit in the scp universe
guys how about we hop on VC
Yeah well do you know any scp cats that are pink
Jose the cat
Off topic rule in the big 26
SCP-7831
Why is it a anime girl on the wiki dot
It didnt go away
No idea

Telling me fishes are pink what bs is that😂
Scp SCP-7831 is pink
Your mean
I'd believe the hair fish more
And sadiistic

how would you guys react if i killed someone in cold blood
I nominate twoandtwo
SCP-1938 could be pink
like i just shot someone in the middle of the woods and nobody found out
I counter nominate wilbert
Yeah yeah pal take your little pink fishes fantasies and GO you noncat believer
well shucks
The house would like to put forward thr motion that we believe scp fishes could infact be pink
Is this nothing burger corp?

My honour twoandtwo is insane to think fishes can be pink
How hard do you fine folks think it is to make an SCP?
How does one evolve to form such thoughts
Like a fish
Its pink
They can you numbnuts
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS COURTROOM

No the FUCK they're not
Cats can be pink because they ARE pink
YOUR HONERABLE FLERKJERK I REQUEST A RECESS
While twoandtwo here
somewhat difficult 😥
There were pink fish in china due to all the pollution.
tf
I think.
i didn’t put that emoji there
Is telling me fishes are pink when they're a white, grey and brown color
Fishes can come in different colors, when they're tropical.
Other climates? Not so much.
Non Pink cat belivers DON'T have rights
You're all insane


Your honor I would like to put forward charges of alienation and harassment towards wilbert
This is a prison to hold me
Please I won't lose this time
Warrior fish?
That's goddamn brown
ai
It'S PINK
Are you colorblind, good fellow?
fym ai
IT'S BROWN
ai
I agree
I have consulted with top pink fish experts
glofish are real genetically engineered animals
ai eyes

You mean like dog breeds?
kind of
They are not reliable
Are they certified by the government?
Under what authority do you declare fishes can't be pink
I believe in the venerable and Immutable right of fishes to be pink
I think it is fair to accuse you of hatred against fishes
LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
POINT OF ORDER
The case is about the existence of pink fish not whether cats are pink
A reckoning is coming for people like you.
yea
ok on it
❌
4000 hour 173 destroys cocky spawn waves after entire team feeds
scp 106 DESTROYS COCK
Scp 939 destroys
Scp
S
How does a 4000 hour 173 plays
what time does pears start
you get depressed and start sacking health because you dont care anymore you have lost your mind but you still win
its a pyrrhic victory when your entire team feeds and you can hear it in their voices, they will not survive and they will hold w into the new wave
nah I don’t think so
I mean maybe
But it’s still easy to do bad as too
peanut isnt that simple
if you do a bad blink your entire shield is gone and pooping in the right places is good
plus inexperienced peanuts dont know how to aim at ceilings to get behind fences in hcz all kinds of silly things
Call me a coward but if my HS runs out i am gone
thats not cowardice
don't care if i have a large health pool
thats a good thing
but dont be afraid to sack a lot imo
especially if its like the last guy yknow
Yes
would you sacrifice 1000hp for 9 people in a room?
or let them run around and passively gather loot and get Stronk
If i have my HS
Sure
Also one thing I don't see 173 players do often is to flank
Like get behind the enemy using breakneck speeds
intermediate 173s tend to flank but more often than not ive noticed they have trouble against micro when its being ranged against them or queueing blink on doors
For real this time.
I see
Would you risk losing hp to insta kill the micro guy?
Which scp aside from 079 has the biggest difference between a bad and good player
096
106
rage instills hubris in the new player and they think they can kill the entire wave
and they also dont partner up to stay safe
i mean they can still get kills but they'll die super easy when theres any coordination whatsoever
I think 939 is underrated for how quickly new players die as it
096
lowkirk also 173
Yeah but how many "new" players do you really see
There are a lot of new players in SL
939 isnt as bad for new players because they will w + mouse 1 and it will work because 3rd swipe will stop them from getting matador door juked or just having any general door shut on them
The game's community is increasing
Also yeah 939 is simple still
She has a big kit
But you could get around just sprinting and m1
Just as for 049 and 106
096 is different
We know nothing about 953 but is it safe to assume she will be a complex scp to play as?
especially pounce a new player will have tf2 f2p energy and wait pouncing in the weirdest spot because theyre new
Because you can't JUST try to get looked at
Ok but 939 can be pretty hard to hit people as and runs out stamina really quick
if you mess up an attack you’re surrounded and blind
And slow
And get shredded
yea but 096 doesnt have a mouse1 at all
096's mouse1 comes not of his own volition
That's normal
Literally 🥀 trend
She has a lot going on yeah
Yeah almost 17 months without a major update
When was 14.0
December 2024
But the game is growing
😭
In what way
Ok not actually
When is the next major update
But like damn
This year
15.1
More new players
Not 15.1, the .1 specifically
I mean yeah we can stay afloat for a while
15.1 will be bigger than 15.0
15.1 will be bugfixes
Senior northwood game designer confirms update within 8 months
We're not under like a time pressure where if we don't release 15.0 right now the game will die
trust
can we call scpsl pears the scpsl halloween hack onionman
SL IS OVER
Thought SL had a loyal community
Sorry, we are NOT a deepwell
It does which is why we're not under a time pressure
More time for you guys to cook in the next update!!!
This game sort of sustains itself because servers are community run and its also just inherently replayable. No shame in taking a break until megapatch 3 though
i think the game is in a pretty okay state now it has vestigal remnants from old sl like lcz and 049-2 but the game is in a pretty balanced state
I would imagine if most other live service games dont get any big content drops in 17 months they'd die out. SL is unique though
obviously there was halloween but how did sl retain so much players during the 13.0 update cycle
that was the most dead time ever
Youtubers
Youtubers and also 3114 and 1507
12.0 and 13.0 were also very close to each other
12.0 had a cinematic trailer for 939's reveal and refreshed the playable SCPs
Also, there was a clip of Markiplier installing SCP: SL, imagine if he plays this game
Would be cool
Wasn’t that forever ago
Yes
Unfortunately
Eitherway uh, call it hopium but i think MPIII will attract way more attention than 13.0
to scp sl
So maybe a new peak in playercount?
Like fat
It definitely will
If PEARS 5 is recieved very well do you expect to begin working on them immediately upon next update cycle or will you be pre occupied with other features
Probably still occupied with 15.0
Or the 15.x's
Which is why i said next update cycle
Eitherway i think they will only change early game stuff
When LCZ rework comes
Plus it's game design stuff
15.0 is only being handled by art team right now afaik
Which is why PEARS 5 is here
The entirety of 15.0?
something like fortnite has theoretically infinite content and significantly more players but it’d die if it went 6 months without a new season
15.0 is being fully realized rn by art and programming
specifically now
there was a period of 6 months with no new season but the game was a lot more liked then
Who tf plays fortnite
add battle pass to sl
✋
173 classic skin
please hubrt
100 lawsuits
dude if I often say “FPS game 🛌”, battle royales are like, ULTRA snooze
the deepest slumber.
Fortnite is not a fps
read the message again
My booty still hurts from pickleball and sitting on anti homeless architecture in the wrong way
just did mb
the game already died when yall brought back weight debuffs
"doesnt affect rifles significantly" mfs when drum mag
Game died when they removed the 2nd 939
game died when they launched it
to be fair it's not like scp sl has ever had that kind of community
sl is the only game of its kind so the playerbase either just takes it for what it is or stops playing
especially so because the playerbase is primarily older
Why are we all migrating over to CB multiplayer
at least in my experience
I don't think anybody ever does that
Why are we all going to Taj mod
id think its the ones who only play humans and want to steam roll scp every game
because WE LOVE cb
it has less than 200 players at any given point
So fvcking trve
Why are we all going to barbie tycoon
Sl content droughts get absurdly bad people do just stop playing cuz of it lol
thas cus everyone wants to do jukes and stuff
nobody at least that i know makes funny vids about the game
Big lie
its all just clips
I mean jukes
actually i take that back
Jukes big lie
Rest in peace SCP sl content creation
eh not quite
some ppl can make funny compilations

That dip is gonna go faster
although scp sl right now is definitely at one of its lowest points ever
but most of the clips i see r older versions of the game
meh.
I just hope it goes lower
Maybe sl isn’t gonna bit 0 players obviously but it’ll bleed players
Not everything’s a spike
I stopped playing consistently a few months ago because the game finally got repetitive
maybe with this next update they fix the game
not surprised if it goes lower
i like the whole surface rework
the last few updates have been quite bad imo
I stopped playing cause I'm anticipating 15.0 to actually get into it
heavy is still frustrating, but 14.2 brought a lot of needed changes
This guy makes a lot of old style sl content https://youtu.be/XfObozabB5M?si=gTw5wflY9Ly7Q8g_
i'd be a great hostage negotiator lol
Server Link: https:
https://discord.gg/qqBbaepdpX
Music:
Battle Tapes - Valkyrie
Bazz - Knights
RAMDARAM - Soda City Funk
Also sl is not the only game to do this
for me 15.0's gameplay changes are what'll do it for me
i dont like the gun movement penalty stuff
Quake 3 and tf2
95% of the game takes place in the facility
And many others
ill check this out
I don't think that they're bad.
What do you guys think pears 6 could be
There’s a lot of games that don’t get updated but ppl jus take it as is
Cause I'm pretty sure pears come in pairs
if it remains the same with a new surface zone I imagine the game will spike and then drop again
Gay people added to sl
well its not bad its my preference
ifeel like the game has never really been
realistic
the post 15.0 updates are where the playerbase may start rising again
but I am a bit annoyed that the E11 got the favorite child treatment again
one gun has to get it lol
scp sl has a very clearly defined gun hierarchy with not very much room for different guns
since it hasn't added any that rival the e-11
Hey t3kn0 you should plug MY channel INSTEAD