scp-discussion

[neon cedar]

Hi

Grapes wins

No diff

[native zealot]

Plums are better Ngl

[weary skiff]

me when i lie

[west barn]

they're ight

grapes 1000%

[wispy walrus]

???

wtf is this

why is there a horse trap

[neon snow]

horsetrap

[wispy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-fall-into-place-pretty-debry-key-gif-15163986555879824824

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears are picked while mature but firm, and they ripen best at room temperature.

[mystic geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274617943258566726/1494817963210051635/ezgif-493fbcd92850590c.gif

[native zealot]

!plum

[fierce lynx]

grapes are like one of the top fruits oat

[neon snow]

better fruit is

!lucid

[chrome carbon]

lucid is bald

[wispy walrus]

Is lucid actually bald

Yo are you bald

[old blaze]

Yes Lucid is bald

balder than hubert

[old fossil]

this is why

we should make heavy a subzone

[prime fossil]

Make heavy heavier so it sinks in water

[wispy walrus]

Site-44 cosplay

[prime fossil]

Why are there only 2 sites? Are they stupid or something?

[umbral carbon]

wrong site, idiot

[vestal cedar]

The other sites sunk

[vestal cedar]

people? making a mistake? not in my sigma fandom!

[umbral carbon]

I know taylor; rest assured I wouldn't call random people idiots

[echo tendon]

No

[vestal cedar]

Alright so we’re lying

[umbral carbon]

Mullet Lucid when...

[vestal cedar]

When the hair comes back

[echo tendon]

Ok absolutely not

[vestal cedar]

Bowl cut

can lucid get a low taper fade?

[neon cedar]

Heavy???

[hoary coral]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-heavy-weapons-guy-tf2-team-fortress2-team-gif-23250896

Heavy

its where they contain the heavy weapons guy

[plush talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270510136758112420/1495555059663110317/rapidsave.com_uxpmc0mg12wg1.gif

[nova ice]

!lucid

[chrome carbon]

lucid is bald

[nova ice]

go away lucid

[echo tendon]

I'd rather go bald if the only other option was to take haircut suggestions from you guys

[nova ice]

you already bald

what are you talking about

[weary crag]

"I'd rather go bal_"

you are.. friend

[hoary coral]

Grand Regent Thragg haircu

[sudden pond]

sex update ?

[distant compass]

haha funny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444340432694673570/1482890868670075111/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[sudden pond]

💔

[wispy walrus]

look on the left

[sudden pond]

dear god

it was here all along

[weary skiff]

where is that 953 drawing from

[wispy walrus]

the gron

[unkempt bolt]

Bad for me

One kiss

Bad for me

One sip

Bad for me

[wispy walrus]

[coarse falcon]

#art-showcase message

[unkempt bolt]

But I just give in so easily

[dark venture]

a

[wispy walrus]

b

[marble mantle]

[wispy walrus]

sea (see) bio

[marble mantle]

I'm going to open your bio

[wispy walrus]

midori the type of guy to sit on the branch of a tree he's cutting

[shadow crag]

why do the numbers have hearts next to them

[marble mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[wispy walrus]

boywife

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[marble mantle]

projection

[grim belfry]

what an absolute atrocity my eyes are looking at

[wary pond]

Scp discussion

[distant compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427596341802045450/1490388945266151505/attachment.gif

[vestal cedar]

from the riv-

[distant compass]

dw

[gusty crag]

[vestal cedar]

!release

[chrome carbon]

[wispy walrus]

Emoji 41

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[pastel kindle]

I'm switching GP Surgery's.

You have to speak to an AI now

Before you speak to a doctor

SCP-079 is my new doctor

😭😭😭

[shrewd lance]

yo guys do you know if the disabling shadows setting not disabling shadows is going to be fixed?

[formal sky]

i get highhhhh on the memory that u send through me

[fierce lynx]

what's up guys

ooo baby do u know what that's worth, ooo heaven is a place on earth

[tall lily]

https://tenor.com/view/tucan-funny-cute-stepping-walking-gif-17493053

[hidden wave]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Did you know: There are over 3000 varieties of pears worldwide!

[distant compass]

Wow

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears will ripen faster if you place them near bananas in a fruit bowl. This is because bananas release a gas called ethylene which helps fruits ripen

[distant compass]

have a 1% it’s a tetopear

[digital ice]

ok name all of them

[distant compass]

pear 1, pear 2, pear 3, …, pear 2999, pear 3000

[charred island]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Fermented pear juice is called perry or pear cider.

[digital ice]

🤯

[plush talon]

Platypus pear

[distant compass]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb-pnf-dr-doofenshmirtz-perry-gif-26543370

[fierce lynx]

how do you guys pronounce pear

[gilded token]

How do you pronounce pear?

[digital ice]

before today i used to pronounce it as "pee-r"

[fierce lynx]

pear

[gilded token]

the only correct way

[distant compass]

pehr

[formal sky]

u might be a troglodyte

[digital ice]

bro

stfu

[fierce lynx]

who tf pronounces pear as pee are

[formal sky]

🍐

[digital ice]

i used to

[formal sky]

peer

[digital ice]

cus english sometimes trolls you on specific word pronunciations

like floor

[formal sky]

OH Fair

i see now

[digital ice]

whoever was in charge of those pronunciations was lowkey just trolling

[formal sky]

english has sm nuances within word pronunciation and spelling

[grim belfry]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears are an excellent source of dietary fiber (about 21–24% of the daily value) and potassium. They are also high in antioxidants, which can help lower inflammation!

[boreal kettle]

they’re easy tho

[formal sky]

and a lot of words are interchangeable with slight spelling differences

[digital ice]

how about duet

[formal sky]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[distant compass]

place your bets on polySLMarket if PEARS will ever be implemented into main game or be scrapped

[digital ice]

duet comes from "duetto", an italian word
but then english just wants to say "duet"
like wtf is this trollin'

[distant compass]

disclaimer slmarket doesn’t exist

[gilded token]

I dislike when people shit on America for using a different measurement system and temperature system like the british didn't make it, spread it throughout the american colonies and then proceed to not use it themselves

[formal sky]

murcuh

[gilded token]

english is a bunch of languages stitched into one

[formal sky]

aura farming

[gilded token]

Do you know how hard that would be able to do? It's just simpler sticking to what we know

[digital ice]

yeah, its etymology is pretty extended

[grim belfry]

every modern language is like that

[gilded token]

If you want to poke fun at the measurement systems the british are the ones who created ours iirc

[plain geode]

because americans have kinda dug themselves into a grave here. their entire infastructure and education system promotes the imperial system, so as irritating as it is. i don't think it's gonna happen for a while

[gilded token]

Yeah, trying to switch it would be a nightmare

[grim belfry]

ok but you use it and they dont

[plain geode]

one of the many crimes against humanity perpetrated by the UK

[gilded token]

Is the imperial system just that bad or do people not like it cause it's different?

[plain geode]

there's no consistancy

12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard

then 1760 yards in a mile

like

with the metric

it's 100cm in a meter, 1000 meters in a kilometer

also, the imperial system doesn't even have a measurement below inches

[gilded token]

Yeah we just use centimeters

[plain geode]

you can't easily measure things under 2.54cm

[boreal kettle]

only foot fetishists use feet to measure their height

[plain geode]

without swapping to the metric system

[gilded token]

It's flawed but then again, only thing I've been taught

[plain geode]

then again canada is kinda the worst of both worlds

we swap between metric and imperial depending on what we're measuring

(most of the time we use metric, especially for distances)

we measure height in feet though

[neon snow]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[plain geode]

don't

[boreal kettle]

not yet 😓

[plain geode]

in canada if the measurement is for people or cooking there's a 50% chance it's imperial

[weary crag]

wdym don't

it alredady is the 51st state...

🔥 🇺🇸 🦅

[plain geode]

i don't like being reminded that the most powerful nation on earth has ambitions to annex us

it stresses me out

[gilded token]

Man this year marks 250 years of the USA and it's possibly the worst president we've had

[digital ice]

i sometimes confuse the eagle emoji with a guy skiing down a snowy hill

[plain geode]

i think i'll keep my healthcare and world class skiing thanks

[shell sphinx]

midnight?

the hacking client?

[boreal kettle]

the player?

or the cheat?

[shell sphinx]

you’re making a new hacking client?

[remote zenith]

Never

[shell sphinx]

we still got no idea what you’re talking about

[grim belfry]

why do americans measure things in feet

thats weird

[plain geode]

fellow canadian?

[boreal kettle]

fetish

[grim belfry]

I knew it

[remote zenith]

American who doesn't like it here

[boreal kettle]

like you know there are some weird people out there

beware of them

[plain geode]

as a kid america was always "the place moviews and tv happened"

i kinda forgot it was a real place

[weary crag]

people with a foot fetish when they hear they are flying at an altitude of 35k feet

[remote zenith]

Imma be getting out of the US eventually. Hopefully if everything goes right, my partner will get me there by next year

I'm just tired.

[plain geode]

even now whenever i see an american dollar bill i always kinda stop and inspect it

[gilded token]

I'm scared that if a draft happens that I'm gonna get drafted by the time I turn 18

[weary crag]

you're going to die in iran for israel lil bro

[remote zenith]

That's how i be with the euros I have lying around in my room somewhere

[weary crag]

you're gonna make tel aviv impressed

[plain geode]

like, why is it paper?

[boreal kettle]

just evade

get some mental illness diagnosis

[fierce lynx]

cheap and easy to produce

what is your currency made of?

[remote zenith]

I also have some PTAS in here too. Two coins. It's just really cool to have

[plain geode]

plastic

it's very durable

[grim belfry]

since when does us have forced drafts

at age of 18

[gilded token]

Yeah I think Austrailia's the same way

[boreal kettle]

they don’t

[plain geode]

i put a 20$ bill in the washing machine by accident and it came out without so much a a tear

[fierce lynx]

your money isnt good for the environment

loser

[remote zenith]

That really says a lot about our country lmao

[weary crag]

eco fascist

[plain geode]

also for 1 and 2 dollars we use loonies and toonies

which are coins

[fierce lynx]

and since your money is made of plastic when you burn it it smells bad

paper money is better

[plain geode]

why would i burn money?

[fierce lynx]

why wouldnt you?

[grim belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/yaburnt-joker-burn-burnward-calltheburnunit-gif-5274995

[plain geode]

i need it to buy shit

[gilded token]

born too young to deploy in the middle east, born to late to deploy to the middle east, born just right to deploy to the middle east

[fierce lynx]

stop buying shit

[plain geode]

yeah if that was canadian money he'd die from the fumes

then batman wouldn't have to save people

canadian money is better

[fierce lynx]

canadian monopoly money...

[remote zenith]

I like euros. It looks pretty. Some even have like, gold in the middle. Or something that looks like gold at least. It's not copper tho, Ik that.

[plain geode]

can't wait for 1000 years from now when the united galaxy is deploying space troops to defend the israel quadrant of the middle eastern galaxy

[plain geode]

yeah? it looks great

[fierce lynx]

nope

looks dumb

[plain geode]

you can easily tell all the bills apart

[fierce lynx]

why is the queen on it

[gilded token]

I swear it has to be a anomaly

[remote zenith]

It's simple. I respect it

[plain geode]

also it doesn't look like that anymore

[fierce lynx]

ur money isnt biodegradable

what do u hate the environment?

[wispy walrus]

You know why humans are good

We are biodegradable

[remote zenith]

Attack in a group

[fierce lynx]

this is true

we need to make money out of humans

flesh money

[grim belfry]

cruelty squad lore in two words

[remote zenith]

Nah

[fierce lynx]

its biodegradable

[plain geode]

Here's a modern Canadian 10$ bill

But its been sitting in my coat pocket for a month so its pretty creased

[neon cedar]

I realised one thing about the pears keycard paths

[fierce lynx]

ok

[prime fossil]

Yuh

[fierce lynx]

what'd you realize

[prime fossil]

You're a spy trying to make pears get canceled

I can see it clear as day

[plain geode]

tbh american money is boring, it all looks almost identical

[grim belfry]

I googled what money in russia is made of and its apparently part paper and part cotton

[plain geode]

what if you accidentally give someone a 10 instead of a 50

[grim belfry]

I never would have thought of that even

[fierce lynx]

it looks good

[fierce lynx]

learn to read

[prime fossil]

A pair of pears

[plain geode]

it's green on an off white background

in what world does that look good

[fierce lynx]

just like

dont be dyslexic idk bro

[prime fossil]

I would say you're an English learner simply because you used a instead of an

[fierce lynx]

learn to read

[neon cedar]

That the armory path is for being friends and maybe like gathering some people to be able to hold all of the guns and the science path is for moreso going alone since you aren't really able to share the scp items

[neon cedar]

Especially not the powerful ones

[plain geode]

why the hell do they all look so faded? why is the 10$ one orange

[neon cedar]

And especially not 127

[fierce lynx]

idk what this photo is

thats not normal

[prime fossil]

They're supposed to be green

[gilded token]

Yeah this isn't normal

[prime fossil]

The government changes the dollar design every year so

[grim belfry]

They all look very distinct aside from 1 and 2 dollar bills

those look similar

[fierce lynx]

got the og uncs

[neon cedar]

Imagine getting a group of dboys like maybe 5-6 people to go with you on the armory path

Pretty fun

[prime fossil]

And then the containment officer uses superior weaponry and tactics to kill everyone

[plain geode]

this is worse

[fierce lynx]

its not

ur money looks like monopoly money

[plain geode]

they all look practically identical

[neon cedar]

"Superior weaponry tactics" and bro has a com 15

[fierce lynx]

mine looks like real money

[prime fossil]

Com18

[fierce lynx]

learn to read

[plain geode]

yours looks like a damn movie prop

[neon cedar]

Son

[prime fossil]

I wonder why

[fierce lynx]

son thats because thats what REAL money looks like

[plain geode]

it looks cheap, like no care went into it

[prime fossil]

Johnny

[grim belfry]

true in 2027 everyone will use gold bars as money anyway

[plain geode]

also why are you guys still using banknotes for 1$ and 2$. use coins

they last longer and are easier to cary in mass

[prime fossil]

Coins are reserved for the lows

At some points in history $1 was worth more

[grim belfry]

do you guys think a coin gun would actually be a lethal weapon or not

[fierce lynx]

no theyre not what

[prime fossil]

Velocity matters

[fierce lynx]

coins are a terrible method of currency

[plain geode]

you could fit 20 loonies into the same space as a single american dollar

[gilded token]

2 dollar bills aren't used or made anymore

[prime fossil]

An American dollar is thinner than printer paper

It folds really well

[fierce lynx]

the bonuses of having paper money instead of plastic money

[prime fossil]

Bro what

[fierce lynx]

what

[prime fossil]

Plastic??

[fierce lynx]

yes?

[plain geode]

canadian money is so thin you can cut yourself on it

[grim belfry]

I'd assume plastic money is both thicker and folds worse than paper

[plain geode]

it folds perfectly fine

[prime fossil]

Hmmmm....

[neon cedar]

Euros best

[plain geode]

-# it also really fucking likes to stay folded

[prime fossil]

Generally you don't want to cut yourself on money

[fierce lynx]

stfu

[prime fossil]

America has 5 banks

[plain geode]

ok i'm exadurating a bit

[fierce lynx]

exadurating

[plain geode]

you'd have to be pretty damn stupid to do that

[plain geode]

shut it

[prime fossil]

American money is clearly made for colorblind people

[plain geode]

this is a discord server not english class

[fierce lynx]

yep

[prime fossil]

This* server,*

[fierce lynx]

if nothing is colored schemed then colorblind people arent at a disadvantage

duh

[prime fossil]

It balances out the competition in a capitalist world

[fierce lynx]

who are these managers you speak of

[grim belfry]

Do your guys's money also has different pictures on different sides or no

[fierce lynx]

yea

[plain geode]

why do americans think colour indicates like, lower quality

[fierce lynx]

cuz it looks fake

like board game money

[plain geode]

most banknotes in the world are distinguished by colour

[fierce lynx]

who are you talking to

[plain geode]

i'd say something seems fake when it's made of a material i can easily accidentally tear, ruining 100$

[fierce lynx]

yea they're canadian not american

[craggy hearth]

What server.

[prime fossil]

Send it back and get a replacement

[fierce lynx]

they arent normal paper blud

[prime fossil]

Duh

[neon cedar]

Euros win

[fierce lynx]

and yea you can get a replacement

they're more durable than normal printer paper

[neon cedar]

Euros are on top

[fierce lynx]

shut up

[neon cedar]

Bro said shut p

[fierce lynx]

no i didnt

[craggy hearth]

Sometimes. Why?

[prime fossil]

At least nobody's calling pounds superior

[grim belfry]

best currency is obviously new Israeli Shekel smh

[plain geode]

haven't actually ever seen israeli currency one sec

wait they're actually called shekels

[fierce lynx]

schmeckles

[plain geode]

yknow i don't like them

something about them feels off

[grim belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781862108274098198/1465169225663643648/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[plain geode]

also the coins seem too smooth

[chrome summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/1495882634587541604/reverse.2faaed21.gif

Ello chat

[plain geode]

we're discussing world currencies

[chrome summit]

[fierce lynx]

whats ur favorite currency

[chrome summit]

Idk

I have only ever used USD and Euros

[fierce lynx]

which of the two do u like more

[chrome summit]

Euros have some nice coin designs

But here's a question

What caused the convo to go to this

And not SCP

[plain geode]

i honestly don't remember

[fierce lynx]

no farther back

they asked why usd is paper

[prime fossil]

Really?

AI this has been going on for far longer than I have anticipated

[boreal kettle]

oh no

fun police

!

[chrome summit]

[plain geode]

clearly the best currency is the hungarian pengo, no other currency had a 100 quintillion bank note

[fierce lynx]

son what

[grim belfry]

I'm ngl modern russian ruble looks ultra mid

1997 series looks way better

[plain geode]

yeah for some reason the currency only lasted another month after these were printed

can't imagine why

[fierce lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-cmon-bro-nah-gif-17235553300162644573

[grim belfry]

genuenly speaking how does something like that even happen

[plain geode]

world war II

[grim belfry]

like what can cause prices to double every 15 hours

[fierce lynx]

printing money

[grim belfry]

yeah but it was like a year after

[plain geode]

yeah hungary had a pretty rough time afterwards

[grim belfry]

seems so

[fierce lynx]

would you rather be smart or stupid

[supple urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-43

[magic whale]

im invincible

[plain geode]

hey, no spoilers for episode 8

[supple urchin]

Why can I still see u then?

[plain geode]

if only paul had his spaghetti made when conquest arrived

[polar locust]

"Get the fuck away from my girlfriends sons."

[plain geode]

nolan better hope paul doesn't see him

[polar locust]

How would he? He's invincible.

[magic whale]

nolan and Paul would probably get along very well

unironically

[plain geode]

i mean once paul got over the whole yknow, turning chicago into a crater thing

[polar locust]

Gotta give credit to Paul, takes a lot of balls to date the woman of a guy who committed mass homicide, is their version of Superman and for all he knows, might just show up on the planet again one day.

[magic whale]

he did show up on the planet again but basically did nothing except apologise then go off to space

[polar locust]

yeah but I meant, he got together with Debbie before Nolan returned.

Think of it this way.
Nolan could have just returned at any point on a random day and continued his rampage, and the moment he found Paul, Paul would've been dead.

[plain geode]

i do wonder if debbie and nolan are gonna get back together

[polar locust]

Takes a lot of balls to just hook up with his ex like that.

[plain geode]

i feel it could go either way

[polar locust]

I kinda hope they don't, because Paul doesn't seem like he deserves it.

[magic whale]

ok but why would Nolan do that unless you’re talking from an outside perspective

[plain geode]

i mean obviously

[polar locust]

Outside perspective, Paul has no idea if Nolan could return.

[magic whale]

then that makes sense the average person wouldn’t know anything about that

ya true

[grim belfry]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pear trees can live for about 65 years on average

[grim belfry]

2 years off

[polar locust]

I think the best case scenario would be if Debbie forgave Nolan, but even that seems extremely unlikely.

[plain geode]

i feel nolan and debbie getting back together would kinda hurt debbie's character

[polar locust]

same

[plain geode]

it wouldn't be show ruining by any means

but i'd prefer if she stayed with paul

[magic whale]

I mean there is kinda a precedent cause angstrom says that Debbie goes along with the Viltrum takeover with mark and Nolan in other dimension but we’ll see

[plain geode]

she likely goes with it out of fear

[grim belfry]

when was the last time scps got mentioned here

[magic whale]

how she goes along with it isn’t explained though

ya probably

[grim belfry]

also what is this disgusting role color I have

Horrible

[polar locust]

The only way I could see Nolan and Debbie getting back together would be if something happened to Paul, both of which would kinda ruin his character.

1. He dies (Paul as a character doesn't deserve it, and being replaced by Nolan would undo any heroic sacrifice)
2. Paul gets revealed to be a HUGE scumbag behind the scenes (which again is just character assassination)

[rich flume]

i got really excited when debbie tore into nolan that dude deserves it

[magic whale]

they did a great job at making u sympathise with them both

[polar locust]

Mark, I made a steak.

[magic whale]

like their both right in their own way

[plain geode]

that's the main reason i don't see them getting back together

there is no fixing that level of hate, especially not in 2 months

[polar locust]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[magic whale]

nolan is quite literally from an alien planet which prides itself on from being the best and superior to everyone and killing weakness and he grew up with that system for hundreds of years but Debbie is right too

like they’re both correct it’s amazing storytelling

[plain geode]

why would the devs want to promote cheating in their game

[supple urchin]

also, the creator is making this so he could fix some things he thinks he did wrong back when makin the comic

[plain geode]

so you're a hacker

[supple urchin]

example, invincibles bro getting together with an alien animal

[plain geode]

yeah from the interviews i saw he's treating this as a rerun

[supple urchin]

just listen for em, only really silent scp is 939

[plain geode]

fixing the mistakes he made the first time

[supple urchin]

and I mean that is her thing

[polar locust]

@rich flume
I have no idea on who to ping for this kind of thing but you're recently here

[plain geode]

trimming the story to make it more focused

[rich flume]

get someone else im busy

[supple urchin]

I mean duh, u dont got the bullets for dat twin

or penetratin

[plain geode]

No shit, hes a rock

He has massive bullet resistance

also you shouldn't use aimbot, it ruins the game for everyone else

[wet swallow]

Just get better at the game
Then you don't need aimbot lol

[mystic hamlet]

[plain geode]

Aimbot is boring, there's no skill involved you just win

[mystic hamlet]

where's the game knowlegde is a powerful thing

[plain geode]

Infact it makes you actively worse at the game, since you have perfect aim you dont learn how to position yourself or to have good game sense

[wet swallow]

I got it right here
lemme find it

[supple urchin]

I think he is just ragebaiting guys

you should like, just ignore

[wet swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249843553874477057/1431423792479080580/caption.gif

[mystic hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053783932455374920/1281976440736186428/caption.gif

[wet swallow]

It's going to take a while to find it lol

[mystic hamlet]

found it

[plain geode]

I know this because my aim and gamesense are both trash

[wet swallow]

Ah
I have a different one

[mystic hamlet]

I know there's another one but i don't have it

[plain geode]

People have literally walked up behind me while I was talking and killed me instantly

[weary crane]

what's the issue he saw the door open

[weary crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1175516057960714300/1185419337176195174/21.gif

[wet swallow]

Yeah this one

[mystic hamlet]

there it is

[weary crane]

a gif of better times

you have to level up

[charred island]

https://tenor.com/view/lf-ssj-goku-pur-ssj-goku-goku-ssj-goku-ssj-gif-8132248114848934991

[weary crane]

i think it's level 10

[mystic hamlet]

"better times" yeah wrap it up lil bro

[weary crane]

just talk

[supple urchin]

also to note that even gods make mistakes

[weary crane]

back when people in sl were funny

[supple urchin]

the hacks can't detect someone using the hat effect

[wet swallow]

Even the cheat software sucks lol

[mystic hamlet]

they never were

you just got a better sense of humor

although i will say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/1485002232154820809/caption.22382b75.gif

[wet swallow]

Well to be honest
Yeah
People make the game funnier
On the server I play on, there's a guy who was playing as SCP 939 and he forced the last living human to use the elevator to return to the entrance and die from the nuke.

He was screaming really loud

[mystic hamlet]

like 939 blasting music through proxy chat was not THAT funny looking back

[wet swallow]

[mystic hamlet]

I remember there was a period where I would play whole Kurzgesagt episodes with a soundboard

[weary crane]

this has made me giggle

just have to level up. you level up by talking normally

[languid turret]

Chat does somebody have good picture new models in pears

[polar locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741727212629393533/862185937403772958/image0.gif

[languid turret]

I cannot take good picture of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5var2AOdpPg

[weary crane]

i swear my phones been deleting shit because there videos that i cannot find anymore

[languid turret]

true

[mystic hamlet]

i think the stream gave us the best view of it

[languid turret]

they gonna super hard to spot in heavy

[supple urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1462577859381170402/togif.gif

[languid turret]

4k trust

[mystic hamlet]

pears is looking really nice

i don't usually play pears but I might this time

[old blaze]

!pear

[chrome carbon]

Pears are an excellent source of dietary fiber (about 21–24% of the daily value) and potassium. They are also high in antioxidants, which can help lower inflammation!

[formal sky]

i heard tram and had to get 🍐

[languid turret]

I HOPE THEY KEEP THESE MODELS İN GAME

NO MATTER WHAT

I hope

[wispy walrus]

Wait wtf

What happened to that i

In your message

IN

iN

???

[formal sky]

his i mogs

[wispy walrus]

It's capital with the dot?

[languid turret]

You mean Big İ

I am aura farming

[wispy walrus]

Dude how

[languid turret]

you are beta

I am sigma shit

[wispy walrus]

ÌÍ

I don't have the dot

[languid turret]

beta

[wispy walrus]

Ï

Ha

I have two balls

[languid turret]

Ç Ö Ğ

[languid turret]

Ö

[wispy walrus]

∆§¶‰¢ΠΩμ≠∞°↓

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

[formal sky]

containment officer is gonna be super neat

[wispy walrus]

yuki suou

virus

jk yes its safe

[formal sky]

yt stole my dog

[wispy walrus]

yt stole my lunch money

and ate my dog

[wispy walrus]

oh hm is tat your hipfire build

FUCK

[coarse falcon]

"ele morreu"😔

[languid turret]

do you guys think

[coarse falcon]

Go on

[languid turret]

this model is too hard to spot

[wispy walrus]

no

he doesn't either

[coarse falcon]

Keep trying

SHIT

[formal sky]

i like the infiltrator being a sneaky and quiet class for the ci

especially with no wave announcement

[weary monolith]

every new model in the pears test is a kitbash placeholder and shouldn't be taken as what the new class will look like

[formal sky]

memories

[weary monolith]

if it becomes basegame at all

[wispy walrus]

dude why did I read this as "if it becomes three bananas tall"

[weary monolith]

the art team didn't exactly invest a lot of time into the pears test when we have sz and 953 to worry about lol

[wispy walrus]

???

😭

[weary monolith]

you should probably seek the nearest asylum

[formal sky]

the current infiltrator has too much aura to not be derived from in the plausible official model eventually

[weary monolith]

aura will be preserved if and when it gets remodeled, i assure you

[formal sky]

peak

i trust

[weary monolith]

if you are not 100% satisfied, you get your money back, and i'll dm you my address for you to send a hitsquad to my location

[languid turret]

imo I HOPE that goc model is playable

or useable

for custom servers

[mild agate]

ele morreu :(

[amber bone]

🐰 🕐

[coarse falcon]

Keep the cooler daniel's sunglasses

[languid turret]

let me be pro GOC

[formal sky]

imminent ban from delaware also incoming

[weary monolith]

Fuck

[amber bone]

Time is running thin

[languid turret]

the model we have it looks black ops from half life

[weary monolith]

We should add the black ops assassins as a playable class

[languid turret]

I kinda like it

[weary monolith]

Do ninja flips and go invisible

[formal sky]

yes

[languid turret]

and kick people

[formal sky]

so peak

[wispy walrus]

no one has said my name in 5 days

[languid turret]

alsobe first female human team

[formal sky]

gotta get that freeman

[wispy walrus]

wait

[mystic hamlet]

i'll send cookies to your house if I like pears

[wispy walrus]

nvm

[languid turret]

unless they made it male

[weary crane]

what is that??

[weary monolith]

thanks. i had almost nothing to do with this pears test but i'll accept them anyways

[languid turret]

Daniel

[weary crane]

why are their eyes hallowed out who got them

[weary monolith]

make sure they're nut-free, im allergic

[formal sky]

infilitrator official model needs a skin tight latex suit for proper gymnastics and mogging purposes

[weary crane]

shiiiii

[coarse falcon]

The cooler daniel

[mystic hamlet]

if I love pears, I'll send you chocolate ship, if i hate pears, I'll send you peanut butter

[languid turret]

I kinda hope even these placeholders stays in game

[wispy walrus]

I like it when people say my name and talk about me when I'm not there

[languid turret]

for plugins

[wispy walrus]

it makes me feel good

[languid turret]

I just want new models

in scp sl

my only wish

[formal sky]

parasocial final boss battle ending

[languid turret]

new models = more plugin and custom server shit

[weary crag]

That's not the spirit! You should credit yourself for everything!

[formal sky]

add blue lights at the bottom of waterfall room river

[coarse falcon]

Add smth like this

[amber bone]

Mikel was actually sending me every detail of pears 5 before it went public. He was the mastermind behind the whole thing, don't believe a word this fork-tongued bastard has to say.

[weary monolith]

true I carry the entire studio on my back as atlas carries the earth

[languid turret]

chat

[wispy walrus]

and dont forget the fish ecosystem ai

[languid turret]

SCP 244 GETTING NERFED AGAIN

[weary crag]

AMEN BROTHER

[plain geode]

huh?

[weary crag]

AMENNN!

[formal sky]

🐟

[languid turret]

why each update scp 244 gets nerfed

[mystic hamlet]

rework 244

[weary monolith]

pears test that does nothing but nerf 244. we approve it. great success.

[weary crane]

not like it was ever used

[languid turret]

they even add new grenade to counter it

[formal sky]

244's only gameplay purpose is to be tossed into pits

[coarse falcon]

Pumpkin grenade

[wispy walrus]

why is he telling the true

[amber bone]

244 wins all my games for me

[mystic hamlet]

244 could be really cool if it was affected by the environment more

[formal sky]

244 makes 173 mog insanely hard

it's wraps in a chase with him

[mystic hamlet]

but then again that's something to say about a lot of things in this game

[amber bone]

don't even have to touch my keyboard when I put it down

[formal sky]

cap ci or o5 card

[mild agate]

idk why the achievement suggestion for not picking it up the whole round was denied

[formal sky]

upgrade in 914 if possible or search for ci corpses

[mild agate]

it'd be the hardest achievement in the game

[weary monolith]

for being too difficult

[amber bone]

Only achievement i'd never get

[charred helm]

doesnt code just have 173 being seen regaurdless if 173 is in the cloud or being obstructed

[languid turret]

we need more difficult achievements

[formal sky]

244 has a gravitational pull towards my inventory and a pit

the pit always consumes and never asks

never thanks

it consumes all

[weary crag]

Dude I hate 244 with a passion

I genuinly despise that shit

[amber bone]

I fucking hate you too, bitch

[weary monolith]

one day 244 will be the most powerful item in the game and you all will be sorry

[charred helm]

all i say is double the range of the cloud to make it much more of a threat

or atleast ramp up to that point

[amber bone]

i'm 244's strongest soldier

[formal sky]

244-2

[harsh tiger]

You have no idea about the storm that is coming

[formal sky]

no way

https://tenor.com/view/balright-bahlright-jynx-zi-jynx-gif-11107428969924259002

why does he just get to aurafarm bro

he can't keep getting away with this

[weary crag]

Vagueposter

Actual vagueposting

Top 1 vagueposter award

[harsh tiger]

Talking about 244

[formal sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1493008123118751946/attachment.gif

[amber bone]

keep this up and you'll go from vaguepost king to vaguepost god

[weary crag]

Ong dude

[formal sky]

he crystalclearposted holy fuck

[mild agate]

the vaguepostness is off the charts.

off the whazoos, if you will

[mystic hamlet]

level 1 vague crook vs level 99 vagueposting boss

[formal sky]

conciseposting for now on

[languid turret]

Devs fucking hate scp 244

[amber bone]

vaguepost noob vs vaguepost pro vs vaguepost hacker vs vaguepost god

[languid turret]

each update it gets nerfed

you cant make this shit up

we dont need 15.0 we need scp 244 rework

[formal sky]

emergency door release buttons were an attack on the 244 deepstate

[languid turret]

scp 3114 unable to hold it

was a nerf too

[harsh tiger]

Part of me wants to keep 244 garbage forever cause it's funny

[formal sky]

the pit will always consume nonetheless

[amber bone]

Save Him

[languid turret]

I have a question

[mild agate]

it's like a quality 0 item in isaac

it just sort of has to exist

to dillute the pool

[languid turret]

aint in pearls scp team with scp 079 would hella strong

since they can go to light super fast

[mystic hamlet]

it's not like yall got any competition

[languid turret]

with scp 173 or scp 106 even faster

[harsh tiger]

BUFF 244 👼
KEEP AS IS 😈

[mystic hamlet]

my child will make 244 interesting to play with

[weary crane]

category 5 tornado comes and destroys NW headquarters

[languid turret]

both evil

this update prob gonna make scp 106 even stronger ngl

if you think about it

[weary crane]

buff 096

[magic whale]

larper

remove 096

[languid turret]

remove scp 079

[harsh tiger]

I'm just so curious what old gd thought when making 244

[plain geode]

i actually wouldn't mind making his crying quieter

[mild agate]

it's funny because some quality 0 items can be good sometimes. I forgot if they changed its quality at some point, but lil planet? that thing can be cracked, man.

[weary crane]

add a second 096 spawn

[formal sky]

maybe it was rather the lack of

[mild agate]

got through with a run with it just today, actually

[harsh tiger]

We got 2176 the Halloween prior tho

[weary crane]

smoke grenade but none existant

[languid turret]

aint scp 244 was made for event

[magic whale]

since ur gd can’t you check what they said about it

[mild agate]

fraud item.

[languid turret]

then got removed

[mystic hamlet]

just add smoke grenades to the game man

[languid turret]

then it got added back since

[magic whale]

like in old chats

[harsh tiger]

Lotta effort...

[mystic hamlet]

or let us shoot fire extinguishers to make a cloud

[weary crane]

[harsh tiger]

More fun to assume

[magic whale]

if ur so curious it’d be worth it amen

[harsh tiger]

I might check

[hidden wave]

"what if we just.... added this item... and it does nothing..., as a prank"

[weary crane]

would they ever outcompete the overpowered flash grenade

[mystic hamlet]

idk

[formal sky]

oh ye checkpoint campers are gonna love this 244

[mystic hamlet]

i didn't design them

[mild agate]

it was pop, trisagion and lil planet that did it, just the whole screen covered in tears.

[languid turret]

hear me out zone manager that spawns in Light containment

very lazy idea

trust me

[harsh tiger]

Did you guys know pink candy in Halloween 2020 was meant to just grant faster stamina regen. Imagine that timeline where a programmer didn't change it last minute

[languid turret]

not from containment officer

[weary crag]

I wonder what the model for the containement officer is actually

[languid turret]

aint that just yellow candy but worse

[gray carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-win-wwe-shouts-yell-gif-17357482

[weary crane]

hear me out. guard that spawns with a random d class (they were escorting them) and then the guard shoots them on sight

[languid turret]

Hired

[amber bone]

330 prolly wouldn't be added the next year on the real

reception would've been ass

[gray carbon]

Sl would have died

[mystic hamlet]

since someone else asked I'll ask it again, since there's a goc model being used as a corpse now, would it be possible for nw to add a goc class in RA or something

[harsh tiger]

Yellow Candy was different back then all the candies sucked

[mystic hamlet]

or would the model require too much touching up

[gray carbon]

Pink candy boom is a huge part of the games history

[hidden wave]

in order to ensure there are enough people dead for the first spawn wave, 3 unarmed guards and 3 class d will spawn in a locked room and be forced to fight to the death before the door opens

[languid turret]

YES I SUPPORT THIS PERSON

[harsh tiger]

Agreed

[hidden wave]

do we have an image of the goc corpse

[languid turret]

LET US USE THIS MODEL

[magic whale]

pink used to one shot 106 and 096 and it was instant

[hidden wave]

there is the image thank you

[languid turret]

@hidden wave 4k

[mild agate]

I forgot what was yellow's deal the first time

[magic whale]

ehmazing stuff

[boreal kettle]

🔥

[mild agate]

I remember green candy had a jump boost effect

[formal sky]

I don't think nw finds a reason to add goc as a class in vanilla or ra

[hidden wave]

do we have a higher resolution image of the goc

[languid turret]

they mtf mask with un helmet and white/gray outfit

[mild agate]

that was kind of cool.

[gray carbon]

Well no because it isn't being used as a corpse in scpsl 2017 version 15.0

[languid turret]

uhhh no

they dont show it

pretty much

[hidden wave]

lame

[harsh tiger]

In 2021 now black candy has it

[weary crane]

just straight up spawn the 3 d class next to peanut (containment breach reference) (hire me NW)

[formal sky]

the ungoc helmet is awesome doe, hopefully when cosmetics become a thing maybe we can wear em

[magic whale]

they should re-add og pink candy and make it 25% chance to spawn in

[languid turret]

they fly bypass it

[mystic hamlet]

2017

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[formal sky]

i would love to change the ntf suit in sl into the cb ntf color

[mild agate]

awesome.

I'll make use of it when I hit the 0.625% odds.

[languid turret]

if they bother made a model for goc why not make it playable?

[mystic hamlet]

i will learn game design

[languid turret]

for RA

ofc

[mystic hamlet]

and make an scp game

that will be the sl killer

[formal sky]

man mu-13 had the most cool red glowing goggles ever I miss em

[hidden wave]

sprinkle some goc into the mtf wave

[languid turret]

just copy scp sl and remove scp 079 and make you can have diff looks and weapon skins

it will kill scp sl

[mild agate]

the only issue with my SL session today is that I did not get black candy :(

and also that I got owned by a ball last round

[languid turret]

black candy is peak

rip gray candy

deadass removed from game fully

[harsh tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/buzzlight-year-gif-23473774

[languid turret]

Gray candy is fully removed right?

[mystic hamlet]

i'm no gd expert but I have a feeling that player rigs need a lot more complexity than the models used for decor

[languid turret]

not even model in game

[formal sky]

ball always draws itself to the most worthy opponent

[mystic hamlet]

it probably wouldnt be impossible but it would require some extra work from nw

[languid turret]

nw low budget

[harsh tiger]

When sl dies MY scp game will rise from the ashes

[mystic hamlet]

no but I mean it this time

[formal sky]

nw pls make five nights at secret laboratory

[harsh tiger]

Guy who's been waiting 9 years for sl to die

[mystic hamlet]

these last few times where people tried that and then scrapped the projeect were just flukes

[shell sphinx]

pc spawns too much

[mild agate]

that must be true man, I had an 049 a couple of rounds earlier and me and my team destroyed the humans

fucking owned them

[languid turret]

Are they same person

same glasses

[harsh tiger]

Bro plays 049

[amber bone]

When SL dies i'm gonna rip it's guts out and fill it with my own vision of what the game should be, ennard style

[hidden wave]

what's that one image of the ball with the text it says something like "the truth is hard to understand"

[mild agate]

I got most kills, too.

[formal sky]

cheese touch

[hidden wave]

does anyone have it

you know the one im talking about it

[amber bone]

gonna skinwalker this game around

[harsh tiger]

Who's the simplest scp in sl

[languid turret]

will scp 500 be rare to get from scp 914?

[languid turret]

playable or item

[harsh tiger]

Playable

[mild agate]

simplest? 500, no?

[hidden wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1486308496986210365/attachment.gif

i completely misremembered it

[mild agate]

oh playable it's...hm

[languid turret]

scp 049

[amber bone]

honest to god 939, because you can ignore her entire kit and play perfectly fine

[languid turret]

you press f touch people make zombie

[mild agate]

it's probably 049, yeah

[harsh tiger]

I think 049

[mild agate]

I can appreciate it

[languid turret]

scp 049 gameloop Press f get speed touch people make zombie once a while press r

and repeat

[mild agate]

I just press 3 buttons the whole round and live the life

[hidden wave]

049

939 requires you to be able to see

[amber bone]

173 you gotta think about shit harder because of the blinking and stuff

[languid turret]

scp 939 has alot of shit you can do

[hidden wave]

173 is harder yeah

[languid turret]

like setting traps

[amber bone]

049 you gotta think about your zombies

[mystic hamlet]

true

[languid turret]

ambushing people

or rage baiting people with voices

[lilac sandal]

zombie is simplest scp

[fervent forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hispullinhhiskokout-asu-memek-bangsat-gif-24915856

[mild agate]

that's cool, man.

[fervent forge]

@honest sluice

[amber bone]

939 you just gotta focus on clawing people and you got your shit done

[lilac sandal]

MODS

MODS

[mystic hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156734890537140256/1455950729133953075/IMG_1260.gif

[languid turret]

this goes to everysingle scp

pretty much

scp 939 can jump people

be invisble

[amber bone]

Not really

[mild agate]

oh come on don't say that

[lilac sandal]

blud is the alt account of that bot

[round adder]

https://tenor.com/view/dangermario-gif-10529844912089439523

[lilac sandal]

who

[amber bone]

I said that 939 can ignore everything about her kit besides claw and play efficiently

[mystic hamlet]

I'll never forget Devious Melon complaining that 953 would just be a 3114 copy and then IMMEDIATELY afterwrds proposed 457 as a playable

[lilac sandal]

he got

[languid turret]

aint same goes to scp 096

[amber bone]

and i stand on that shit

[lilac sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1417655826499239936/1472294272475598970/caption.gif

he got banned

[languid turret]

containment Officer solos scp 953

[mystic hamlet]

that's gore... that's gore of my comfort character

[amber bone]

096 requires some sort of thinking with when you rage and derage

and allat

[lilac sandal]

here have

[fervent forge]

Person got banned for trying to post a scam

[amber bone]

not much

[lilac sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403489059791438014/1461111618468577412/caption.gif

[round adder]

096 has such a cazy kit...

[fervent forge]

They're dead now

The mods shot them

[languid turret]

we lowkey need more human teams like containment officer. I want janitor and zone manager ngl

[round adder]

W mods

[languid turret]

it might ecool

[mild agate]

the best part about 096's kit is that if one player grabs one item, your round is just done.

like that's pretty awesome

[lilac sandal]

how would a placeholder janitor look probably just a blue scientist

lol

like blue labcoat

[languid turret]

Blue Class-d maybe

or they might be first TRUE neutal role

[lilac sandal]

no

[amber bone]

096 is very well designed i think we should never change him

[lilac sandal]

because he would still have the cd silhouette

[fleet wraith]

Janitor be praying 173 ain’t in the match

[gilded token]

Purple D Boi

[languid turret]

janitor vs brown candy

I lowkey want janitor class in pearls it fits the game no?

[lilac sandal]

it really depends on if you think janitors are cds or just staff

[languid turret]

a class-d spawns with janitor card in one of the new room locker rooms

[lilac sandal]

yeah but janitor keycard got nerfed

[gilded token]

What would be the point of janitors in game tho

[languid turret]

I mean better then nothing

[mild agate]

tbh it's probably the only reason I put 096 at -5 and haven't played it since like, forever.

[amber bone]

If you could add or remove one thing to or from the game, anything at all, what would it be?

[languid turret]

same goes to containment officer no?

[fleet wraith]

Sweats

[languid turret]

they somewhat pointless

[mild agate]

that all of a sudden everything I've done just doesn't matter

[lilac sandal]

they should lowkey rename the janitor keycard to intern or something

[mild agate]

I mean, come on

there's only one answer.

[amber bone]

that's not a feature but sure ig

[lilac sandal]

like the SL version of a junior researcher

[boreal kettle]

079

[languid turret]

janitor spawns in one of the lockers with flashlight,janitor keycard

thats it

he is a class-d

that was handpicked for janitor duty

[lilac sandal]

add hmmm i would add uhhhh idk

[amber bone]

yessir

but what would you add is the more interesting part

[languid turret]

remove scp 079, add more human models and sub teams

[amber bone]

anything at all

[boreal kettle]

optimization

💀

[lilac sandal]

i would remove spaghetti code

and add good code

[languid turret]

impossible

asking too much

[mild agate]

I would like to add one SCP item to 15.0.

[languid turret]

wait

will pearls be in 15.0

I forgor

[lilac sandal]

hey we still don't know everything maybe we are getting a new scp item lol

[languid turret]

when pearls getting added

[amber bone]

I'd add a suicide mechanic so people could blow their brains out with their gun in front of people and give everyone around them the traumatized effect

[languid turret]

anti scp 500 is real

[lilac sandal]

nah its just really early game design prototype

[languid turret]

we need that shit

fr fr

add pearls as new game mode worse case

if people dont like it

and keep models

[lilac sandal]

art pass takes really long if im not wrong

also its pears lol

pears right now is just gameplay no art or anything

[languid turret]

I mean fair enough

[lilac sandal]

but i really like everything so far lol

i think making civilians more fun

[languid turret]

I am scared of scp balance

[lilac sandal]

and making guards an early spawnwave is really great