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096 players (you might be the exception) are actual idiots and need to be studied
I try my best
mfs break all the doors and then wonder why their team loses
Playing 173 is the bane of my existence
I'm so horrid at him
man the game Subliminal failed on so many levels it's insane
How do you screw up on making a horror game based on the surreal nature of dreams so badly
I think they tried too hard to be a puzzle game like Superliminal
but tried to also slap on poppy playtime like chase sequences with it with one singular monster that wasn't even that interesting in design
you should try turning your gamma down
"this sucks, it should be spookier"
NW: done
"this sucks, change it back."
NW:
my recoilc ontrol is worse
I wasn't the guy asking for lighting changes
someone do this, but with 096
thx
man HCZ looks really good when my gamma isn't 300%
I sure do love looking at things as intended
I normally have lights off
it honestly looks better that way
less poppy lights
paradoxically it also helps with visibility
SL has been good about that which is nice
games like CS have very poor player contrast to environment sometimes
Mostly in the community maps for CS, but I digress
hey guys
sonn he's just point and click at the bad guys
never leave tantrum on cooldown
tantrum literally everywhere trust
I lowkey hate how CS2 looks
never stop shitting
It’s so desaturated or idk how to describe it
yep
I’m just horrific at it
what specifically
Everything
as 173 you should speed past someone out of their vision, and then enter normal teleport while you're right on them
173s gameplay doesn’t click very well with me
One of the community maps was just terrible for me to play on. I couldn't see any of the default CTs against the environment
Warden
it's very annoying, and that's probably because of the movement feeling like you're never close enough
of course it sucks to fight against
playing as 173 easily frustrates me because I hate not being able to move in games in general
just in general
yeah it looks like it's both super oversaturated and super desaturated and I have no idea how they do it
I find 173 gameplay to be quite liberating
the speed
I find 173 players to be the first people to jump into a militant wave and explode
that's because they're dumb af
sad but true
10 hour player gameplay
079 xp system kinda doesn't work well in heavy
173 players who cant kill people without the use of the teleport confuse me
it's not hard
teleport is a necessary skill against MTF
now against chaos, PC can turn off lights and usually nobody has a flashlight
Plastic-y?
i don’t know it just looks bad to me 😭
I agree that it looks a bit too shiny. Hard to make out sometimes.
your graphic settings look kinda bad for CS2
I think it's also the lighting being really bright
either way it looks really bad
like CS2 is supposed to look way better
Half Life Alyx better
isn't it wild how the crossvec has worse accuracy and kills worse than the E11?
cs2 is straight up downgrade
not just graphics wise
yeah
idk how cs players even tolerated it
tell that to the scp i just turned into fucking mush
my friends that played csgo said the change was complete shit for everything
u could mushify them better with an e11
maybe
there are TF2 fans that fiend for a source 2 port btw
ew
i really don't think they know what they're asking for
it is wild how many shots it takes to kill heavy armor with it
supposed to be good smg ends up being nerf gun
source 2 itself isn't all that bad, it's a better engine and improved everything
I never really noticed the accuracy differences but I sure could notice the killing thing
the games ported over may not be the same though
crossvec deals good damage but E11 is the best
I'd rather use an FRMG against the chaos than a JHP crossvec
The crossvec with AP and barrel has 2.2 degrees running, the E11 with AP and booster has (iirc) 1.57
I know the E11 is supposed to be the best gun but it does kind of blow
like JHP ain't good for humans obviously but like
well I've seen some tech where you shoot people in the balls with the vector
(I'm being hyperbolic, you use JHP and barrel and hit them in the legs or arms because of limb damage)
fuckin' christ I'd have better luck waiting for the enemy to die of old age than I would giving 'em a death by a thousand cuts with the JHP crossvec
(Limbs take 70% damage and have no armor)
that's actually interesting I never thought about that
Right at the finish line, yowch
Better players than I I think do it sometimes
but you are still relying on hitting limbs and the crossvec in general
so it's not an end-all be-all afaik
There are smarter people than I that can probably tell you better
I forgot limbs are just completely unarmored for some reason, always thought they were just considered part of the stuff armor worked on
idk i would be fine with crossvec being so shit against heavy armor if it was better or at least the same as e11 or ak for combat armor, which meets the criteria of each gun serving more unique purpose
I always considered the crossvec to be the "SCP Killer" gun and not the greatest in human combat
just kind of the default for fighting SCPs
got mobility, easy to find ammo, good DPS on unarmored targets
the gods are telling me not to play
good as anti-SCP yea
still gonna use the e-11 over it no matter what though
well duh
since 14.0 the AK has been a pretty nice contender, especially since .1.3
I'd still probably take an E11 but the AK is pretty cool honestly
the ak is so goated and everyone who hates it doesn't play the game
I fucking hate the AK and everything about it besides it's stats
why
I think it looks bad and sounds bad
oh
and it makes me hate using it
yea that's valid but idrc
not to mention how every attachment on it is overly bulky for no good reason
the holographic on it is atrocious
but the stats are great
people complain about its recoil when it barely has any now
what
the recoil hasn't been an issue, since, like, 14.0
even though the revolver and shotgun are objectively way worse for basically everything else they have aura so I'm a fan whenever I get marauder
and then mecha ganked me
Both of the weapons are honestly pretty alright now
I find rev to be more useful on other classes but I'll pick up a shotty a fair bit of the time now
Ammo everywhere + generally does pretty well as an initiator
I like the revolver because it gives me moments like this
the most important thing is to act nonchalant after the kill on the first clip
also the shot in the 2nd one was my last one in the cylinder because I did this to a scientist
I'd be mad as hell in his position
bluddd he didn't die...
wait
worst gunplay ever lol
not on your part
no he did die I couldn't see the hitmarker
im not a girl
127
you're not fud you're friend
I'm a higher being
to be fair
Son
I ascend gender
i'm mother nature
it's irrelevant
I don't think you'd prepare for a fuckass d-class with a gun to be on surface
Bro is american
I'm like God in a way
Bro is ascending nothing
i'm like buddha but sexy
I'm like a god but I'm too op so I'm locked up
you're an sci
clear you're not god if you were locked up
0 binaries
read scio
All of the other gods locked me up
I was too strong
We've got the chud gods here
yea I'm no binary
So they locked me up
read securely contained idioto
wait actually
What if I was yes binary
woke fud i can’t believe it
I was always woke
yeah they're a she/they
No you're asleep
Blud caught taking thatguy seriously
the truth is the game was woked from the start
biggest mistake
I am the wokest of them all
Why can't friend tell me how ti fucking refer to them so I'm just going to refer to them as he/him
Stop trolling fud
aren't you asleep rn
I don't think it's this deep
we're just a dream
clearly not if I'm talking to you
I ❤️ spongebob
how can you be woke if you're dreaming
Psychosis
i'm part of your dream
Nihilism is so annoyinggg son it might just consome me one day
Call me narcoleptic because I ain't woke 💯💤💤💤
lucky me i'm barely on discord
Call me scizophrenic because I'm woke but I'm not
Me too 👀👀👀
call me friend
Buddy
Wow it's morning for me too
Who couldve thought
same!!!
7:33 am
X3j
Folk
3З
those who know that 3 is not equal to З
do we get a Mrs. now? Is that how biology works?
Have you seen project hail mary
It's pretty good
You should go watch it
no they're gay
marriage was legalised in 2015 so they can share a last name
mr twitter
Capcom is gonna sue them for copyright infringement
elon "gay" musk
No just specifically those people earlier today
I've never seen it so toxic
that guy just got slimed
no I didnt
"This new MCU movie is peak"
peetah explain the joke
IDIOT
no, because, uh... xx chromosome? I'm bad at jokes
pretty sure two x's make a ж
have you seen that clip of Ian mckellen breaking down when he remembers everything is green screened and the other actors aren't even in the room with him
Yes
It's horrible
That's why the hobbit sucks
stupid fat grey chud
@marble mantle
but if u close ur eyes
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all
what does that mean
is this your creation
It's not real music so nothing
what is real music
I didn't mean that sorry
I don't listen to that song anyways
yes
but what is real music
My chud son who I hate
Level 20 mutt
2 dollars
2 blocked messages
kills mutt
Ur so open minded
I know
True
Some people just say the worst shit ever tho
@umbral carbon
back to the block bin
legendary moment
add blue lights at the bottom of waterfall room river
why u gotta make it weird
Add a fish colony with real, artificially intelligent sapient and sentient conscious digital fish brains
Make them follow real life coral based ocean fish patterns and behavior
The guy on the left kinda looks like our Security Guard NGL...
I MEAN RIGHT
The guy on the righr
Holy fucking shit
SL customisation tab update leaked
why do you keep sending this image with zero context
reaction to what
When I send her, that's how I feel in the moment
Yummers
what emotion is that
Look
I look I don't know
why did no one answer my question this is a good question
What do you mean
bro got returned
Who is this
Like would I rather live a life until a point where I become disowned
Or would I rather live a life starting from orphanage
yuki suou
Do I get adopted when I'm in a orphanage?
uh
No
Or like am I permanently in thaf orphanage
what's it about
But you can speak Russian right
It'll be fun
You'll know the special plot points
what's it about
Girl crushes on main character
If it’s a romance or slice of life I’m not watching
She acts like a cold girl sometimes
What if it's a action romance slice of life
But she flirts with the main character in russian
With dinosaurs
It's both
what if it's a horror comedy action slice of life
What even is the context
What happened in this movie
blud doesn't know monsters v aliens?
No
oh my god bruh
What if it's a Drama parody horror comedy action romance slice of life
But we know random ahh anime
I mean I know it but I never watched it
why
I watched a ton of classic animated movies but that wasn't one of them
It's about Government abuse and human and animal trafficking
ok
So sxp movie
Ool
Cool
Only slice of life bearable to watch is saiki k
I watch exclusively sol anime
Okay bro
Because all the action or scifi ones are just the ones everyone knows
Fuck the food there so good
Why are we trying to be niche
I love food
And I don't wanna watch those based off what I've sene
why narrow it down to only the second worst genre
Well I like my burgers with tuna
ok wilbert
I'm currently watching sasaki and miyano
Guy shows his new friend bl manga and he ends up falling in love with him
Thank you Kozolith #2
Apparently there's a movie too
oh my fucking god
Yaoi
ur welcome
Other
what is sci fi about every show you just described
gay
It's not but you guys are complaining about what I watch
ur too close minded tailor
cuz ur watching slop
u watch only slop
Slop consumer
Then go fetch me somewhere good
u need to branch out and watch something good
Another?
There's a anime I watched
Called "Another"
Basically a horror anime
Have you watched project hail mary
It's pretty good
yes he has
I think I just saw an anime girl impaled through the head with an umbrella at the bottom of the stairs
nice
Ok I'll watch this
son what are you watching
I remember a good one gaylor would enjoy but I don’t remember the name
@short kernel thanks
See guys
Why can the dsmp pfp dude give me w cool anime
And you guys just throw around your slop sloppy slop words
The who
It's not dsmp but okay
wilbert?
WE ALL used to watch dsmp and listen to the songs back in 2020 right?
Guy flirts with guy
And uh
Fucking final destination
👍
This is a great lineup right here
Agreed
You know the demon core
are u telling me u only watch corny slice of lifes and needlessly dark shit
😩
How the people closer to the activation suffered more lethal radiation poisoning
I feel like I was in the halfway point between the doorway and the activation
yea
Because I fucking watched dsmp shit until like the whole "good" part ended
And listened to all the songs and animations and blah blah all that shit
But I turned out okay
Maybe a little more [word you can't say]y than anyone else I know in real life
But goddamn it am I nuanced
i cannot let you escape squidward
im adding another demon core to your confinement until you calm down
I feel like instead of being so close to get radiation poisoning
It's like I wrapped around the gravitational pull of a lethal planet and instead slingshotted out at greater speed
But also kinda got burned a bit
If that makes sense
Except replace the lethal planet with
cg5 actually sounded so good back in dsmp time
He's just a
2018-2020 cringe fandom animated dsmp and mascot horror shit
And I KNOW I made it out okay, you know why?
Because I can't draw humanoid OCs that well
That's my proof
I'm like a ugh
how is that a criteria
neither can i
Hell yeah fallout
I’ve grown up on mascot horror and 2010s slop and I cant draw
at all
Actually
Same
Is not drawing the key?
I like drawing patterns
Damn it bro I remember playing fucking vex 2 on that one flash games site with the fuck ass yellow dude character on the site
I wonder how does the pony mov guy feel after he raised an entirely new generation of geeks
In 2nd grade
And hiding it from my teacher because there was pixel blood when you died
And fuckin trying to hop between sites to play an actual stable version of electric man 2
my parents wouldn't let me play zombs because they thought the character was shaking it's ass
god 2010s humor was so corny
Because all the ones I found made the tutorial break
painful to look back on
And I remember you could just beat all the enemies by spamming dropkicks
Reddit humor
Me when I yell big chungus in class and no one laughs
I remember when I could come home at like
Fucking 2 pm
And just
Sit on the couch or my bedroom floor
big chungi
Playing angry birds space on my tablet and fancy pants on my family computer
I remember when kids used to watch tv
While my grandma made mac n cheese
AND ACTUALLY
YES
ACTUALLY WQTCHED SPINGEOBON THE TV
and now
and now here we are and you’re watching pure slop in the form of Japanese art
I get home at 7 after studying
Then I study more
And when I'm not doing that I just do other stupid shit
But it's fine
All the studying is gonna pay off
And if its enough studying to feel torturous and it doesn't pay off then it's not my fault
And then I can die happy knowing that
Or at least pretending that
Or is it
But I'm not going to die
we do need aquariums in ez rework
Internet user tru to be positive (impossible)
It's easy to see shit and become shit
I'm friend now it's all about the positivity
And the truth is, we're all gonna turn into shit one day
So the best thing you can do is
Try to smell as good as you can
please stop monologuing I swear to god
In the end you'll still smell like shit
ur making me less positive
What are you a tsundere
gotta give back to the community
Weren't you hating on me yesterday
Well want my cookies as a gift🥹
no you're a disgusting human being and me insulting you is giving back to the community
You're overreacting it ain't even that bad
that looks like you fished it out of an out house
More for me then🤤
@fierce lynx @short kernel
It's supposed to be nice so it didn't mention the bad stuff about myself I put in
what is this
Your Execution is tonight
Prepare your last speech
Make it have an impact
If your gonna lie, make sure the person your lying about can't see it😂😂 any staff can tell you I retired as I even made a staff announcement of me retiring 😂😂😂 sorry to bust your bubble. Happy to see your fan club of me still running strong over a year later ❤️
You act like one
I feel like grandpa should be there
what does that mean
its cause your FUGLY!
Pears tomorrow
Honestly instead of giving all scps ensnared they should change Larry room. Peanut and doctor are already good in terms of not being able to immediately blitz light bc they have their own subzones. Idk give it back the bottom floor have it only accessible by an 8 second elevator like 914, make it a subzone and separate from the rest of Larry room so Larry has to take the elevator to get out, and have Larry spawn down there. Heck while they’re at it try to reintroduce femur breaker.
fuck femur breaker it made larry so easy to kill man
Idk I think if they implemented it to where you had to do something to unlock the button and if it didn’t immediately kill the person and instead started a countdown for like 45 seconds in which could cancel it before it actually goes off it would be much more fair
SCPs already have to play defense with gens they do not need another separate system
and the only reason PC has gens in the first place is because you can't directly shoot it
idk I think this plus buffing Larry physically would do well. also 096 needs some buffs bc he’s a joke in vanilla
yo gang, we ordering???
need this for the 2027 tel aviv trip
2027 scp-discussion group tel aviv trip
Remember to kiss the wall
hi guys
make it so scp get banned for 25 seconds
Does it still hurt
people when new simple update that fundamentally changes the game making it an entirely new one, but still same concept and fun
reached exactly 3600h, feels bad man 😎
Reached exactly 0 hours, feels good man
I remember playing on an official NW server that made SCP-049-2 infectious.
If you died directly from a 049-2 attack you'd become a zombie, if you got attacked and survived you were afflicted with a slow health loss (think, like one touch from 049's total damage but over a much much longer duration) and if you died from that you'd also become a zombie.
Was a lot of fun, before zombies got buffs like a rage meter when 049 being in your game could actually snowball.
Genuinely felt like Flamingos before Flamingos were a thing.
I'd play like a super spreader, doing hit and run tactics and trying to afflict as many people as possible, rather than focusing one human.
I remember cases where some players would hide the fact they were infected, and you could suddenly have someone in an elevator turn.
Yap yap yap
@grok tldr
Explode your dick, and smell your ass, get bent losers, penis blast!
g- g-goodman….
Hazbin Hotel pins🥹
any pony pins
this is a pretty good speech bubble gif, I’ll give it that.
This sucks, also the ensnared thing is to help the containment engineer and larry can still literally teleport out of anywhere he is the elevator ride wouldn't change anything
Are you reffering to the pushback?
🥹
Can he? Currently, Larry can't teleport out of places like nuke or the 049/173 chamber
8 seconds of elevator wouldn't change anything when he goes up and can teleport, unlike where ensnared would actually keep him in place
If you really wanna keep him down ensnaring 106 for longer is better
There's no need to add an elevator
Especially not the femur breaker
I wasn't disagreeing, just pointing out that he can't actually teleport out
Yeah I guess you're right then
Sorry
All good
they call me the engineer of containment
i watched a beautiful final stand on dead man's switch
chaos and mtf decided to cut their losses and team up
errr no not reintroduce femur breaker
they're literally called containment officer
a contain and a breach
I think scps need a long spawn animation now that they cant move for the first 25 seconds
because standing in place for 25 seconds is boring
it's test yo
I mean if it goes through
I'm not asking for it right now because what would be the point if they change it anyway
but just an idea for the future
I doubt it's going through tbh
well see
yeah i dont think the 25 second pause is that popular but i think itd be good time to gameplan with other SCPS if they have mics
i do hope all the new map stuff does
tho
nobody ever says anything useful on the scp comms 
also what is there to plan for even if you dont know how the game is going for you
you always try to go to light asap and then act on the circumstance
competent 079s maybe
rare exception
I really don't think the game is complex enough to plan anything ahead, I'll be honest
You either go to LCZ to kill civilians or stay in HCZ to kill guards
I guess you can plan who goes where? But that's about it
there will be no more guards to stay in hcz for
Oh yea
I like it
Personally
They need to rebalance sleeping.
It's so necessary for progression but it doesn't provide enough energy gains.
selam
skoden stoodis
fuck no
today i had to do the uh mandatory enlistment in my country, dude, i got dismissed like in an instant when it was the time to do health related stuff
happy rn ngl
I've been sleeping only 2 or 3 hours recently
finland?
check bro's bio 
PEARS 914 recipe chart
doesn't azerbaijan speak turkish
a lot do
but its not the main language
the law of equivalent exchange tells me that a hunk of plastic with electronics haphazardly crammed into it is equal to a fucking gun
I don't think anyone even acknowledges that aspect of 914 anymore
now marauders have a garneted way of getting a gun they might like more
also turn your guard card to ammo to keep killing class d
site director is equal to a trinket that lets u speak to dead people
also being a zone manager is equivalent to letting you blind people
guards won't spawn immediately during the pears test
I know but class D can still be alive when they spawn
yeah but if you run out after respawning you could
the text on your screen when you spawn as scp
and scientists' lives cost just one coin
I suggested that if it stays, SCPs instead get sent to a black screen where they can pick their SCPs (out of the ones spawned) and talk to each other
it lets you talk to him
"hey man. DO NOT FUCKING BREAK MY DOORS AGAIN YOU HEAR ME. i will TELL THEM "
you can also hear dr goode
096 players.
gramaphone lamo
079 watching me as I use all the distruptor chargers to break all the doors in entrance
there gonna end up like with 0 doors
if not even half way through a round when im playing 079 and i only have like 3 maybe 5 doors that are all on deadends i want something else i can support my team with then switching off the lights when everyone has a flashlight
079 suffering…this does put a smile on my face…
Destroying a door is equivalent to ripping out a pin on 079's cpu
I love throwing my nade in a 4 way or a curved room in a way where it breaks both doors
at some point im expecting there will be 0 doors along player paths and 079 black out would be T4
"oh boy I can't wait to trap this player in a dark room with the SCPs"
The humble open door frame:
man I had some absolutely disgusting japanese food for today
Doesnt sadly work in 939s curved room I think
bcuz that room is a bit larger than a normal curved
nah the 10 different ntf with flashlights trained on 173
if I die because of it, sue their asses and use the money to fund 16.0
Do you know the micro door trick
You know right
just add something that hardcounters blackouts and punishes 079 for using it
Remove blackout
And every time they press their keybind to blackout, they lose 10 energy
914 upgrade
it makes perfect sense, why shouldn't it exist in sl
blue one is very fine

shows distance from scps every X seconds
but it eats battery
NV on fine gives red
Dude I remember I did it because someone asked me to open micro and they kept screaming at me that I wasted the grenade even though I kept telling them it was a trick and micro was open
And when I found them with micro they refused to say I did anything
im scared
Assistant site director Dr goode*
try not to get scared: Scariest Stories
"does this have lettuce in it? I'm allergic to lettuces" I askes the waiter
he beats me in the head with a hammer.
scream sound effect 😱
.,...
I went to the 914 scp to upgradsing my scientist card in the very fine setting
nothing happened.
scream sound effect 😱
what's up guys
when public beta drops
never
never
nah it will, drop one day

im so happy
all the other viltrumites adore me
everyone talks to me, everyone wants to be my friend they think I am stable
scp-953 gonna be cool when drop
they send me from planet to planet spreading joy in their name
there is never hope
misinformation is not working :(
953 should lwk get a rewrite ngl
wdym
the article
yeah
though i'm lowk only into sl and not into anything outside it so me personally idrc
i do care cuz i like that it's getting added to sl but some parts of the article are questionable
yeah but they said they're making a fully unique version of the character lore wise taking from a lot of different sources
if i recall correctly
yeah yeah i know
but like the actual article on the wiki should prolly have at least some parts rewritten
yeah
unrelated but there is a pears testing session or smth in a few days right?
accessible to patreons
might buy patreon to check it out
what the hell actually is pears
i keep seeing it
it's like
things the devs do
to test entirely new stuff
very experimental
to see if people like it
so beta tests
yeah ig
it's to see if it works
7 years of playing this game and i never bought the patreon once 🥀
to see if patrons like it actually
is it only for patreon then
afaik yeah
how much is tier 3 again ?
10 usd
i might subscribe if i have money leftover
!pears
When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allow the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
See above 
.
you made this look more ✨
if you're saving, I'd recommend for you to wait for a megapatch 3 beta
oh yeahhhh u right
betas are usually 20 usd
i'm not saving but yeah
Graphic Design is my passion
Can we get a !pear command that links to the Wikipedia article for pears
Or posts an image of a pear
Possibly !pair and !pairs as well
.... hmm, yes, I think I'll be able to pay in time
should I buy patreon tier 3
just for the funny
alone in HCZ for a while
found another CI in elevators
"he died."
"wdym he died? who??"
he pulls out a knife.
"he died."
that was my awesome interaction of the day.
no because the pronunciation for pear and pair is different
What
No they aren’t
yea they are
it's different
with pair I put more emphasis on the a
@summer grotto Are you still gbanned?
i swear i read a tale that sounded like this
pair: puh-air
pear: pee-r
pear is NOT pronounced pee-r
son what
It will now give you some pear facts
!pear
The best way to know if a pear is ripe is to "check the neck." Gently press the top part of the pear near the stem with your thumb. If it gives a little, the pear is ripe, sweet, and juicy. If it feels firm, leave it at room temperature and check it again each day.
YES
good
!pear
Pears are picked while mature but firm, and they ripen best at room temperature.
so peak
Pear trees can live for about 65 years on average
chuddy fucking questions
!pear
The best way to know if a pear is ripe is to "check the neck." Gently press the top part of the pear near the stem with your thumb. If it gives a little, the pear is ripe, sweet, and juicy. If it feels firm, leave it at room temperature and check it again each day.
Have Narrative Design Horse in the meantime
Oh yeah the first one is consistent for some reason
Cool
SimpleHonse
what first one is fucking ridiculous
!pears
When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allow the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
The problem is that there's a Series 1 SCP that does this
why does 066 say eric
Naturally
!pear
Fermented pear juice is called perry or pear cider.
what scp is a girl fox
Pear trees can live for about 65 years on average
!pear
!pear
Because Series 1 likes to be funny like that
Did you know: There are over 3000 varieties of pears worldwide!
Fermented pear juice is called perry or pear cider.
i guess we have many fox girls in scp
Pears are actually closely related to Roses and both are part of the same family
Did you know: There are over 3000 varieties of pears worldwide!
Why isn't it stopping
Pear trees can live for about 65 years on average
!pear
Pears are an excellent source of dietary fiber (about 21–24% of the daily value) and potassium. They are also high in antioxidants, which can help lower inflammation!
We might wanna put a limiter on this command
taylor going insane
Pears first appeared in Eastern Europe and Western Asia and were first grown during the stone age
woah
Shutting down!... Attempting shutdown!... Its- it's not... i-it's not shutting down, i-it's not-
Pears are an excellent source of dietary fiber (about 21–24% of the daily value) and potassium. They are also high in antioxidants, which can help lower inflammation!
Pear overload
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Fox girls? Where
!pear
Pears used to be called “butter fruit” for its soft, butter-like texture
@fervent forge see what emoji i found
!pear
Pears will ripen faster if you place them near bananas in a fruit bowl. This is because bananas release a gas called ethylene which helps fruits ripen

Damn that’s interesting
horsetrap
fox this, fox that, someone make an SCP that transforms you into an actual fully-fledged furry (you don't get to choose).
you either get something decent, or you become a horrific monster. either way, people will fear you, and others may want to experiment on you. good luck!
pears lowkey suck i’ve never liked them
They're ok
They need to firm
Ain't no plum
Love me a good plum
I like the SCP that just turns you into a talking housecat
it's all fun n games till the crazy cat lady abducts you
I like the scp that turns you into Jeffery Epstein
Plum mogs grapes
listen you
scp sl but i use pear as controller
What are their feats
i've never had a plum. they look good tho
plum can plum, grapes can grapes
i've had a peach, and it tastes... fine, ig.
Laughing my ass off as Grub Spunk on dr brights feel free to join guys
Multiverse+ level feats
outerversal fruits
the no-name one
anyone wanna mess around with remote admin on a local server? using tailscale vpn
alright we can agree that raisins suck ass
good morning everyone
Fuck you
That’s why I said make the bottom part of Larry room count as a subzone that way he can’t teleport out like he can’t teleport out of 173/049 and warhead
Please stop
No I like raisins

