#general-chat
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lol
lol I don't even know how I died that last time, I think the game just felt like it 😭
Bro I tried to hide inside a wall and it didn't work 😣
@tough tapir @crimson salmon before I eep, changed this to a temp server profile lol
Loading braincell profile
Now just add the loading icon
I might edit that into it soon™
Im too lazy for that lol
yes plssssssss
Oh it has an anime?
You did you did
bro the game is impossible and i cant get good 💔
np
I'm not into vocaloid sorta.
so full
what this mean\
one banana plz
vocaloid is goated
nothing bro
More like night night tbh
with hazelnut spread
Just about to go to bed
bro
after my 1kg teriyaki dish
every time i try to get out of light
even if its like the first 30s
Sounds very delicious
Green
Hear where the guards and SCP's are and hide in nearby areas
Italian news genuinely just did a service on 67
Like the bathroom in light, or by the pillars in the checkpoints
I am not kidding
Bang dream
Also, Treccani dictionary (most important dictionary in Italy) declared 67 "word of the year"
I AM NOT KIDDING
In Tokyo 2026
chat is there a more consistent way to get on top of the side things in light containment
for juking
also how do i actually practice jukes lol
nooo, embed fail
rip
Just keep trying. You'll get it eventually
either way brah
well yea but its like i get 1 attempt every round lol right
so very slow progress
If that makes you feel any better I have 600 hours in the game and I'm still pretty mid at it
Just try to enjoy the game, you don't have to take it too seriously
yeaaa i get that but its fun to take it seriously haha
like trying to style on ppl
only way to get better really is to play the game
only way to get better is through several performance enhancing drugs
steroids work well
although i guess you could always practice certain weapon recoils in a priv server
Ello mates
ello
this is actually very very true
remember to also microdose methamphetamine
Howdy ho
weak
however i do not have a adhd med prescription
macrodose it
the clavicular technique
w clav
but yeah fair enough man
yeahh im in a private server practicing some 106 room movement and stuff
the question is are you american or is it hard to get your hand on psychostimulants
im not american, its not too hard but it costs money that i dont have and tbh i dont need it
i mostly use priv servers when im confused on a new weapon
also man its so annoying how when im in a priv im capped at like 30 fps
melee weapons in this game have diabolical range
Nah
and bc im at 30 I CANT AIM AND CLOSE DOORS MAN
its perfect
true
anyone know how to remove a cmdbind
If my teacher asks what I did during the weekend my answer will be "I dug out a bomb"... because it's true yesterday we went out with the Metal Detector and found a 105mm unexploded artillery shell from WWI
Should just be a command, or you can do it manually from the game files
you gotta go to the SCP:SL files
%appdata% > SCP Secret Laboratory > cmdbinding.txt
they added a command to do that?
Kids have it too easy these days 
Yup
ahh okay
guys small question does anyone have this weird problem when you spawn in the spawn sound is kinda loud
i had sensitivity 9999 bound to i and i need that key for a server specific keybind
just changed the cmdbind to my normal sensitivity
i have this since 14.2 btw
nope
but I've practically muted scp sl with how low I turned down the sound
game is practically a continuous earrape if you have them above 60%
Torpedo ready
if being cute was a crime i'd be in prison. for multiple counts of assault
restart ur router
nah its normal again
who tf gave you internet access
fair enough
ping candy boom
fr
i just noticed bro how the fuck its 1 year ban?
theyll probably appeal
but i can tell them to not
so we can test if thats true 1 year later
lol
cant tell if anyone from my old team is still active in the department
oh wait, i thought that was a globalban
not cedmod, overread that
yeah that wont do i think
You are a cheater
🤖
#banpermentlyinscpsl
same
You are ban permently ?
I was
You are in the discord in 2018 ?
yes
You can come back in 50 years old
Soon I have 5200 hours in SCP: Secret Laboratory

ok they won
this might be the most boring server ever
5 more minutes and im gonna die from boredom
im 2D making it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIWjS2v0q9g what have i found
this is roughly what it feels like watching youtube on ketamine
no
tf going on in general
usual bullshit
Yo wtf
ALMOST 🌽
very close
sonion?
its bleak
Hi
hello chat
Hi x2
how’s it going
Scroll the chat up and you'll see
how far am i supposed to scroll you only got here 3 mins ago
Umm... like one 3 full lenghts of your finger (idk how to spell lenght)
???
i cant believe people are just outing themselves
wdym
Same question here
Just let me tell you. About 10 or more minutes ago people started sending some fluffy human-animal hybrids
furries?
Them
hello feras
Who's feras
fellas, maybe
hello zodiac
how you holding up?
On tree
whar
Better than I was
good to hear
Hello chat
hello joe
Guys what time is it?
5:03
A.M? P.M?
pm
well
D.M
I still you are in canon standard time
@viral merlin https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYuwtD0vkCn/
unfortunately
Northwood Studios
11.7k members
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"no i'm not"
they met the hat man
Next makeship plushie when?
Introducing flamingo plushie
3114 plushie
Capybara plushie
fr fr
US Navy CNS oxygen toxicity Experiment
what



TRAIN PASSENGER SMASHES WINDOW IN 100° HEAT
medication are chains, free yourself
medication is a lie, dope cures all
A high temperature is usually considered to be 38C or above.
Epic prank WWI soldiers used to pull:
peak
I am unfortunately being a responsible citizen and getting groceries because i have been starving
that's mostly every day
usually things are just a pinch more sane

Hewo
hello alex
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Already on episode 9 of Andor. Would simp for Luthen
We’re not all on medication
Bro andor is such a good show
I won’t spoil nothing
But you’re in for a lot
Is that like a makeshift anti tank around
I heard soldiers did that with their ammo when tanks first came out
Or they did something with the bullet
nope, more like a makeshift hollow-point, but more painful and shit
Even worse 😭
it would make the round much worse ballistically (more drag, so shorter range and less accuracy), but it would absolutely tear someone apart and splinter inside them
this practice also gave birth to an Italian figure of speech
"avere le palle girate" means being really annoyed, and that comes from the fact that usually the soldiers who did this ("palla girata" = bullet with the head twisted like in the picture) were usually the more short-tempered ones, since yk they didn't care about breaking the rules of war
that's hella cold
I prefer my room temperature to be about 80 degrees
actual sauna
btw there's 31°C in my room right now
how the fuck am I gonna sleep

what the fuck
fix your thermostat 😭
that's how hot it is during the summer where I live
my "thermostat" is my pc
there is no thermostat on
it just gets THAT hot with the heat radiating from my pc and from my body
turn your pc off brother
it was also used as a makeshift anti-tank round (though more often with the 7.92x57mm with the german Gewehr, the Italians with their 6.5x52mm Carcano rifles used it more to do more damage to people), it wouldn't penetrate fully most of the time but it often indented the armor severely causing spalling
Remember when we were hyped for 18.0
scp sl servers admin?
Remember remember the 5th of november, the gunpowder treason and plot
remember when heavy was navigable
yes
When
v for vendetta reference
Actually it's a 400 year old poem
this shit supervisor
what
msg was deleted
no embed until level 10
😔 darn
i had a really specific question too because i just watched the 953 trailer again
what is it
but i dont think any of the writers are in the discord server
I was wondering why they chose the name Mrs. Choe for 953's alias on the outside
Well that's what I was thinking but it seems like they didn't leave any stones unturned for deepwell. And choe is a common korean last name meaning "high" or "superior" which falls in line with her thinking of herself as superior to human beings
I just thought it was a really cool detail, and wanted to compliment whoever wrote it
MY GIF BRO
THATS MY GIF
drunk people are gross
boo
what is this bot
they taste good
What does this even mean
nice aroma
i know you're the expert on male aromas around here
@frigid summit Don't keep spamming the same thing please
When is the update 15.0?
you sent this gif like 20 messages ago
idot
Have they announced anything about bocchi season 2 btw
BRP THAT MY GIF
@buoyant blade
Same here brother
And I call you brother because I’m your long lost twin
She’s superior until she faces an MTF spawnwave
@slender inlet why bother joining back if your gonna leave again like come on and let me kiss on the cheek
you can call extra good boy too
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Hi
aura loss
Aint no way I just saw a reskin of the mr beast scam 😭
Instead of mr beast, it's Andrew Tate lmaoooo
It used to be with more influencers before
Tate is like one of the last people who I'd think of when it comes to giving away money
At least some of them made sense
@bum_farto wyd 👀👀👀
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Yuipppppers
Did you know that Bin Russel DNF'd?
I am happy to wake up and see that George DNF'd, Hamilton got 2nd even with the Ferrari disasterclass, and both red bulls scored big points
Imagine seeing a car stopped on track and not calling your driver in to pit 😭😭
Did not know that
Car couldn't car anymore
But redbull got big points
!
Hadjar might just live to see 2027
Dead ass chat
scp discussion making me want to end it all
Low age activities going in there fr
Question for any northwood officials that see this message. How many Co-Owners can a Server have. While also on that topic, I'm guessing only one Server Owner?
scan copy print
Goo goo babies
Story of my life
What about this
Can't relate honestly
Fine
Bro bees keep spawning in my house wtf
My bad
Ay bro can u stop pls
Ykw just for that I won't
Man what
Goo goo babies 
feels nice to be Uncontained again
IT'S NOT EVEN JUNE YET FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I had snow in the middle of may
and had to wear a thick coat out yesterday
could be far worse
Is bro on the North Pole?
31 celsius for me
nice 19°C here
UV strength is frying my ass
I went for a bike ride yesterday
My arms are red
fuck the emission vro can we move to nuclear energy alr
fucking might as well be
Im trynna live here not in ark evolved scrothed earth dlc
drive 20 minutes down the road and it's nice I just live in the worst part of this state you can
Goo goo babies
Is this real
you don't know what 32 degree weather and 100% humidity does to a mf
semi daily maid ping
!maids @tough tapir @runic wren @meager slate
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I do actually
whats that in human temperature
32 degrees
the human body is mostly comprised of water
yawn
I'm australian
well
australian doesnt exist
descendent of inmates
thats basically what australia is
bigger than it looks
it is pangaea but a really atrocious representation
missing entire island systems
late triassic pangaea
can see because the tethys has broken through the land
near the top
I personally hate how oversimplified that is. Because of that is a aqueous solution and not mostly water. If it was it would have more issues.
caused it to become an ocean rather than a large sea
cytosol is mostly comprised of water
it has solutes but it is the body's solvent
it is effectively salty water
if not water why water shaped
it is still an aqueuous solution tho
isnt the first word part of that directly related to water
solutes are technically separate from the water despite the whole thing being considered a solution
there is a vast difference between liquid and aquenous
it's heterozygous as well due to the way the cell performs active transport
biology has failed me
well yeah
it's not just water
many things travel through the cytosol and the cytosol itself isn't just water
but most people presume that is that when people say it is mostly liquid
trust me
you dont but most people do
also I think you used a genetic term instead of heterologous
haha
im 17 turning 18 in 5 days and in all this time i never actually knew what cytosol was until i just looked it up
after taking several medical classes
How?
im so cooked
Didn't you ever need to study the parts of a cell
I had to memorise the parts of a prokaryotic and eukaryotic cell
The Golgi Apparatus man
amen
AMEN
the fucking golgi appearatus
yknow what it does??
if I'm not stupid it does smthn with protiens
I think it is
what folds protiens
unless I'm braindead
oh god what is a golgi apparatus
OH
honestly I'm kind of going through a SAAT exam
Goo goo babies
I am a biochemistry and I didnt dissect anything until basically my last year for biology basically.
nvm i know that im just not used to that name for it
that being said I dissect a lot of things for that class
Scientific Achievement Admission Test (scientific discplines) so I'm re-learning all HS biology
for it
if i ever have to dissect a worm they're gonna have to dissect the teacher in an autopsy
I mean it is not that bad
i have an actual phobia of worms
we only have figurines
I'd be mad pissed off if I came to biology and I had to dissect some stupid worm
Thank you Maid
Give me something cool
no this was a class for biology majors (did a triple major in biology, chemistry, and biochemistry)
ive dissected a baby pig before but if im gonna be honest most of the teachers i've had have sucked so i learned fuck all from it
so there is no way you would ever need to do this
I could've dissected a cow. For their eyes
with one of the research groups
legitimately fuck you
worms are not that bad
who tf goes around "I love worms"
i wanna study biochemistry in uni
possibly
here have this rift worm
I love my worms rolling around in my dirt doing nothing their whole lives

ass-duff-moo-vee-siks-teen
Muffin Time 3.0 out now in Target (https://www.target.com/p/muffin-time-board-games/-/A-94769332)
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop)
asdfmovie merch (http://tomskashop.com)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce...
if it makes you feel any better I have a deathly fear of dead fish
I will let you know that biochemistry is not really hard per say but it is time consuming. Anyone that says otherwise is lying. Generally.
oh shit gears of war
yes
i gotta play it eventually
ight thx
but tbf a lot of these are time consuming
is asdfmovie your inspiration for narrative design
nope
i'm stuck between biochem, cs or game development
you can easily spend 10 hours plus is biochem compared to cs
each week
it is more so
lab reports
coursework
etc...
everything cool is time consuming
computer science or cybersecurity
ong
I spend like upwards of 30 hours a week staring at my tablet drawing and learning and shit with only a little progress each week
but it's still fun
what do you do ?
I try to do a bit of everything
What I do isn't very impressive but I'll get there
This is what I got on the latest thing I'm making so far, mind the shit going outside the lines that's all gonna get fixed later
each time i mention i wanna do computer science or game dev people tell me "it's useless bro ai's gonna take your job"
im eating bro put spoiler
Oooooooooo that's cool asf dude
someone told me that about biochem recently
I wouldnt really listen to those people
😭
cs and game dev is more at risk than biochem but generally most of those people have no idea what they are talking or the career
I want to see the day a ai can deal with qc shit or qa stuff
yeah they're at risk but game dev is my my dream job, it's ight tho i got 2 more years to figure it out
I think it will just change
i also really like biology and chemistry tho so
I think AI is mostly bullshit and it's more of a threat to the economy than these other things long term
once the corps realize they can't toss their talent away in favor of unthinking algorithms it's over
We'll just have to wait and see
fuck
was doing too much geneology research and had a brainfuck
my mistake
been getting into forensic sciences recently xd
Goo goo babies 
hello joe
Hello cassette
how goes it
how to get the global badge of blue?
Pretty alright
Cleaning up my flat, wanna paint some rooms this week
Where is your income?
Wdym
Cassettetape
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news
Accidentally left my game open after I went to sleep
@steep summit
!hubertping
@past dune Shoot em
Or stab em
Or whatever it is you do
alex get your ass over here
they get sent to the
shed
we don't talk about the shed..
Sounds better than the basement
shed more like
no
shed
Warned
Sorry I was eating lunch

Poor kitty :(
nothing?
no warn?
no mute?
no ban?
They did get a Cassie dm 

That's crazy go my yaoi
Cassie homophobia
That's what happens to people that ping Hubert
It cannot reply to messages and you send your message before our old slow Cassie comprehended Hubert ping....
😭
Cassie homophobia
Plen migration
Noooooo it wasn't meant to your message 😭
Cassie home of phobia
That's what Cassie does to people who ping Hubert
Time to cancel CASSIE on Twitter
!hubertping
!hubertping
fucking sake
what did you have for lunch
you're mom
guilty gear mentioned
im trick.!
watching the boys this bitch really named herself "stormfront"

Typical polish lunch
Pasta + white cheese and strawberry
Student lunch
that food combo belongs in hell
@somber raptor check this out
holy shit
never come to Italy
ever
Bro it's yummy
Student food
It is!!!!
vanilla icecream with strawberry sauce and white chocolate
I could go for some cacio e pepe so hard rn
wrong place to advertise buddy
@rancid dome how many bang dream movies are there loll
Also is the style the same as girls band cry has?
counting or not counting live films (just the bands playing music, no story)
Uu story ones
style as in?
3 movies
a pair of 2-parter and 1 is standalone, although the 2nd part takes place around the same time of the standalone one
3d comes way later
it's the last 2 seasons I think
they dont really connect with the 3 seasons before though
Why did you put this in general chat
I know but I don't have any fun sites left now

looking for a job
Muse is also free btw
Is it an app orr
YouTube
Oooh lol
gone
Mods stealin free money again
no need to tell me
My phone is dying loading the channel 😭
pathetic ahhh people
do you have a old phone?
Not this time
Fairly
Need VPN
what year
How do I do that on tv
W song
can do
hello luke
2020
just cast it from your phone or smth maybe idk
Hi
i see
Tried never worked sadly
Welp just gotta wait till the pirates return
So I can watch it
Until then I will just watch what's avaible on crunchyroll
Season 1 and 4 movies
Hi Noemi 
shouldnt watch season 1 if there's no season 2 tbh
story discontinuation :(
And the it's myGO
oh those are all pre good
so you have season 1, those 4 movies in the ss, and It's MyGO!!!!!
No no I mistook myGO!!!! for season 1
oh
Doesnt connect much with the first 3 seasons and movies
VPN 
Saving people from losing money....
I like watching stuff from tv 
you can get a vpn on tv
just watch it on a desktop :p
Could have use that negative money to prank someone
I'll just finish mob psycho until then
And prolly finally watch the new season of fumetsu no anata e
👀
no
but ^
why
you put a laptop on the floor
you connect a cable
and it works
just change the output on a tv to HDMI1/2/3
and when you finish watching change it back to a tv satelite or wtv you use

connecting a cable to a tv isnt a threat or anything and it shouldnt make your father unhappy
unless its a toxic family
He's big I.T. guy and me dum dum son who will download a virus or sum idk
Connecting a hdmi cable to a tv via HDMI cable transmits digital audio and digital video
opening a video on netflix or wtv with a vpn is also safe
it just shared your laptop screen to a tv
How to connect laptop to tv with hdmi cable. How to connect laptop to tv hdmi windows 11. How to connect hp laptop to tv with hdmi. How to connect laptop to tv hdmi windows 10
If you are really interested in my video please follow me on YouTube and Facebook
...
idk
here
I would be surprised if you got an OLD TV hacked
via HDMI cable
Why aren't I doing this for watching the boys actually
a lot nicer than staring at a monit-
i forgot the sex scenes
okay i'm not watching that shit on tv
🔥
Not often will you see me listening to English songs lol
Mostly because I have shit loads more of other languages in comparison
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Have you watched yet
Nyo
Guys
Idk if you care about this
But valve recently dmca'd one of the roblox games
that's cool
probably deserved
roblox has historically had severe copyright problems with people straight up copying games in a lower quality format
I want to strangle homelander
. well i got spoiled already so
but still i'm literally watching the show rn i'm at season 2
best server host?
hypixel
raspberry pi with ssh and vnc port forwarded to the internet
Hey Thanks Mods for pointing out that my Graphics Card will not work in game and due to which i noticed there was Physical Damage in my Graphics Card and you told and pointed it out at right time bcz i don't play games that much just for relaxation.
And since my Laptop was in Warranty I was able to get a whole new Motherboard
lowkey my hero💗
it's
It was nice to Play SCP SL but there were no English Speaking Players I had to Play with Russian and wasn't able to understand a single shi 😭
Theres english only servers on the game vro tf you talm bout
wut
No there are mostly Russian and Chinese Server
trust
cmon
not tuff
Hello
It's a private server of mine 
Lots of personal stuff
So I'll just send you a photo to upload yourself
Or just clone it using a plugin
^if you have vencord
rasppi isnt that good for SL.....
trust me
i have rasppi5 16 ram
Ooh one of my frens had one like that too
He invited me in because we made a sticker
Tho we were really close
And his server kinda uhm... flashed me with a few things if you get what I mean 😭
Thats why its best kept private ig lmao
Naa no need I don't think I'd really be using it
Plus I can always just convert it into a gif
I have a server for emojis and stickers too
goo goo babies
(I also steal emojis from others)
Ngl I should do that
easiest way + you might get kicked from a server that you use emojis from
There's one emoji that I really liked but ever since I got hated out of that server I lost it

Alex i have a very important question for you
?
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news
idk what are either of them
W reference
What about you big noum

I'll have the Aladeen news
You are hiv....aladeen
Asuka Jumpscare
Would you like me to inform this uncultured pole what the reference is
Yayy lvl 20
Nah bro
I'd have a cooler colour if I didn't already have a cooler one
They dont deserve of knowing peak
Why should we not know about Outer Wilds
That is a made up name
What is your real name?
did the opening vnc to the internet not give away me joking
Employz
Employz what?
Peak? Better be pointy
Round is not scary
Employz muswashans
Holy larp
What is your real name?
Ladiz Washurum
Aladeen sympathizer
ITS ALADEEN!!! ITS ALADEEN WITHOUT THE BEARD!!!!
HASSAN LOCK THE DOOR!
Sorry, we're Aladeen!
My name is edwin
67kid
I made the m
bro needs the m
i use poco
on poco too I guess
ghost ping?
bro somehow
every time
im the first to die lol
whenever i spawn as d boy
yall got any tips to avoid ts
cuz when i try to speedrun getting to heavy i die to scps at checkpoint or in heavy
but when i linger in light for even just a few minutes longer scps storm it and wipe everyone
My old internet flashbacks
WHAT








