#general-chat
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Get yo ass to sleep
Not even close to my bed time
@past dune Look who shows up at 1:30 btw
I think you might know that person
I don't read bios often or I forget
understandable
?
just send a ss or tell bruh
๐ฎ: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
โ๏ธ: "YEAH!"
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proceeds to get fucking magdumped
i dont see anything
?
thats 1:33 and still dont see anything
or just tell
Sleep is good for health
It's only 12 am
7 hours of sleep is recommended
hello
I can name literally every country on earth except for west africa, pacific island nations, and caribbean island nations
and for some reason rwanda and burundi
I can never remember which one is which
Mrrrp meooow :33
Just send ass
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brother why ignor personal messages
Hiya Joe 
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Miau :3
cuz i dont know you and you spam me with random messages in russian
lol
but i think you my best friend
i never replied to your dm and you sent me like 200+ messages
i dont have any friends
nah that's actually crazy
We see a reasons

im not even russian
fakenitro user spotted
Alex is alexish
noemi dm
i have a real nitro but used to i used fake
i didnt delete it
Embed only for 10 lvls


bro
If i will text you in english will you answer me
or at least read
alex doesnt read
actually deranged
I am @past dune 's lawyer
but he has no friends, Alex
you sent me like 200 messages since november last year and i ignored all of them
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Have you at least watched my cool edits?
no
he wont
why would I
you dont need to answer that alex
LMAO
Idk about you, but I definitely would (not) like someone I have never heard or know of in my entire life sending me random messages for 200+ times
who sends a total stranger 200+ messages with zero response ever
unless it was funny
It's very sad and I don't see any meaning in life anymore.
sorry for it
stop talking to my client
I think you forgot to tell you client one very important thing
why do I make people depressed
your superpowers
damn
very powerful superpowers
I'm gonna spam your dms with random gifs now 
I should become a therapist
I'll actually block you
And I dont do that often at all
everyone who comes here already wants to scatter their brains across the ceiling
I'm gonna spam all your dms with shitpost
I need like
^
I'm just joking
Good.
auro isn't looking i'm posting this again
@meager slate
you fuck
oh ya that reminds me
semi daily maid ping
!maids @meager slate @runic wren @tough tapir
I see you have been playing that pirate game
is it good
yeah ancient REALLY loves that pirate game lol
I mean we need more good pirate games
we only have that one ac pirate game and that
there is a rumor going about that the next fromsoftware game will be a pirate game
but again who knows it being a rumor and ya
oh, that's not that recent
bloodborne (best game)
but I see
every game he hints about underwater
stupid gam
play cdda then
its stupid mods broken
literally if i get too much wounds like 2 i die instantly
no matter the type
sprinters got me
ah
it was all perfectly going smooth
until my car got stuck
under stupid ragdoll body
never using ragdoll again
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is pirate game good?
ya he didnt even answer my question haha
has he even seen it lol
Friends?
Minecraft 26.2 Update Playlist โบ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7VmhWGNRxKixIX8tWEQn-BnYKE9AaAXk
Snapshot overview video on Minecraft 26.2-snapshot-7 for the chaos cubed drop of 2026
Minecraft LIVE Official Trailer - TwitchCon May 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1VnxWtE1yY
All My Links In One Place
๐ https://linktree.xisum...
pirate game good
What
Just recovered an account that I lost like 2 years ago
another new variation of my nickname
matthew fuckshit
hello
Welcome
They added another new disk? Damn
tf we're on version 26??
when did this happen
thought we were on like 21
Under a rock
i dont play minecraft anymore
Under a stone slab
cuz they use new gen modern alpha version numeration
what
2026 = 26.0
why
cuz no more big updates
intel bought them
notch already confirmed dw
i trust incel chud era notch with this for sure
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why is this games code made out of sticks and stones that break its bones?
cuz i cant FUCKING play
wym
i'm getting venti on my twitter timeline
it saw i rejoined sl and is calling to me like the green goblin mask
game is very much playable, if you explained the issue we can hepl
what server did you play
hepl
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whos a global mod other than andimal
i don't know like the official west european one and the dutch one
anyone apart of S&C
global mod who handles cheating reports i mean
We should play sometime
play on NWOS
fr
why do you need someone for that?
cuz apperently we dont know how desync + pingspike works
^
(i get good ping on both EU and CA)
yea I might play SL again sometime
falsebanned for the second time in the biggest italian server and the manager said nw told him its cheats but they dont have the auth in the clip to gban me
would b down
and its very bad evidence as u can fully see a ping spike before i grab a weapon 5 meters away
just lemme know when
thru a wall
appeal the ban if you think it was wrong then
i did but they listen to nw and id like to know how is this cheats in their mind
ill send the evidence in the media channel
xd
dio porco
if your appeal got denied then it was properly issued. if you follow the links above you can try a second and third appeal
i didnt get global
cause there wasnt the auth in the clip
wat
i did
i think he means he was banned from an official NW server
falsebanned for the second time in the biggest italian server and the manager said nw told him its cheats but they dont have the auth in the clip to gban me
no
read plz
no one here handles bans for individual servers
go to their discord
yeah
i did
well
and they contacted nw
we can't help you
we can
we are telling you
if the server banned you on the server in question
we can't help you
if you're globally banned
send an appeal
over here
if you think they're violating server guidelines then report em
i know porcoddio they contacted nw and nw said this is cheats apperently but im not gbanned cause theres no token in the clip
yea
ok?
if "nw" actually said that then you'd be banned
what do you want us to do exactly
and who is this "nw" person
how can they ban without auth token
bro
porcoddio
do you want to report the server?
XD
or
server bans do not require auth token
and auth tokens are not required for gbans
FOR THE GLOBAL OMG
alr bro im done
but you said
auth tokens are meant to confirm
imma just dm andimal
you weren't globally banned
fuck yall
incredible display of intellect
cant read cant understand shit
bro, your english is not good
There is no one named "porcoddio" in northwood.
also i just told you
what you're saying here is too vague for any of us to understand
golden wind character ass name

I know you're upset but insulting people isn't going to help
imma just dm andimal yall useless
yeah defaulting to that isn't a good look
@mortal thicket Tell us, in clear words, what happened and what you want us to do about it
we literally give you responses ๐ญ
๐ง
last time i checked they are
you have bad english and are getting mad at us for not understanding
for gbans
Because you said you weren't global banned and also that you were and also that NW was involved and mumbling something about auth tokens
yall dont even know how they work
man im dead
nw just be hiring anyone
you are talking
XD
i know
it's best to disengage, this isn't going anywhere due to communication issues
i am well aware how they work
yes but players can still be put on watchlist, plus other things
yeah true
its not going anywhere cuz denty thinks theyll be able to gban me without qr code
anyways ill just dm andimal doesnt matter

let him annoy andimal ig nothing's stopping this guy apparently ๐ญ
!banappeal
๐ Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
๐ Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]
Let Oppiacei do what they want to do, andimal will get to thier DM once she's available to do so
ill try to explain it
one time
fair enough
im going back to watching youtube
@inner walrus oooo you wanna play resident evil oooo
which one
(getting around to finishing claire's route for re2 finally though my dumb ass went A instead of B i think)
basically i got falsebanned over some bullshit and apperently the manager of the server asked a nw mod to give a verdict on the clip and they said its cheats, the reason why i dont have a global rn is because the clip doesnt show my auth token
ok?
i have RE 8,3-4, RE 0 and 1 (remastered)
istg i couldnt get into anything before RE4 OG
Okay, and what exactly do you want to happen now? Get unbanned from the server in question or talk to global mod staff about it?
or both
I still need to try and finish RE1 Remastered so I can move on to RE 0
talk to the gmod and ask how the fuck do we still not know what a desync is in 2026
ok but whats the point in talking to a gmod
you are not global banned
the server you got banned on has the right to ban players for whatever reasons, it is their server.
Like speaking to the global moderator in this case isn't going to do anything besides maybe have them say "okay I judged the clip wrong"
i just wanna know if they said something about it
you have to appeal to the server in question if you want to get unbanned from there
doesnt matter im solving the issue rn
Alrigh, hope it gets resolved quickly man
Just don't cuss us out when we're trying to help but don't understand the issue ๐ญ
RE0 inventory management is going to make you go crazy
Holy autocorrect
i'm honestly scared to play it, not because the game is scary but because I just might go insane
mfers could've told me earlier re1 difficulty is fucked lmao
the crimson heads are so annoying to deal with i don't wanna go run around the mansion back and forth burning corpses man
THEY ARE SO FAST
literally tried to run up the stairs and it literally CAUGHT UP To me and hit me
My goofy ass thinking normal difficulty would be normal
Which did you play again
Def play re7 before village anyway
I don't have RE7 on steam I played it on a PS4 at a friend's house years ago

Not a hero was kinda ass but having end of zoe be like primarily fisticuffs against zombies while you play as a southern stereotype is hilarious
Lmao true
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Fucking love re9
Not a hero is free fot a reason
W
I'm missing one of those fuckass bobbleheads
I got unlimited ammo I'll play again sometime
No
Yeah
@drifting wagon I don't accept friend requests sorry.
w game
can you accept mine
Oh shi mb dawg
your good
why fbi
At times
were good firneds
cmon gng ๐ข
Gangkee
not anymore really
fbi forgets his day 1s fr fr ๐

i ainโt wrong twin ๐๐
i only come in here if other servers are dead ๐๐๐
no i like those servers
:<
Sausages
and eggs
where's the ham
itโs replaced with bacon
ew
Green eggs and ham
iโm just giving the ghosts what they ordered
Lurk somewhere else
nice
Like in #scp-discussion
no
doubly no
Then shush
triply no
everywhere else is bad lurking
scp discussion is my actively talk channel

Lurking is better

@gaunt talon im like
At the "the ticket"
And
Mechanic wants me to get the Experimental jammer for case
Problem is
I dont have fucking lab card for lab
Start using your marked keys
I went there 2 times total from 300 hours in game
I need ppl to hit them cuz
If i go alone its gonna be camped 90%
I used the abandoned factory key multiple times without any campers
The scary ocean crafting games sequel is almost in early access
How bro i went like atleast 5 times and i got camped all 5 times even tho i checked all corners
Below zero
You got some evil people in your lobbies
Thatโs like
Glorified dlc
And I say this after playing it
I still have to grab the flash drive from shoreline
Itโs not bad itโs just mid
I have it
Its so heavily depending on where u spawn ngl
I was lucky
is it normal for the voice chat to bug out
average mountain railway:
hi
Whenever I try n join a server, it loads to 90% then the game crashes (without warning and/or a window popping up)
Every single time
I've tried different servers
Is this happening with anybody relse
?
Dunno what I did but fixed
does the IT next to the italian flag in your about me mean IT like the abbreviation of Italy or IT like info tech
abbreviation for Italy
ah ok
participation trophy
railway built like a fucking Mario Kart 8 track
Man I can't wait for the next plushie
why are you calling them short smh
i mean woah

why would you call him short
not only do you diss psychee but now auro too? you'll hurt their feelings smh
I am but a big bully
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hi, I found someone leaking Patreon supporter messages, and the image still has a visible watermark on it. Where should I report them?
(He was stupid enough not to cover the watermark showing his own email address.)
This is gonna be one hell of a stitch you get
where is the aforementioned post?
In a Chinese server on QQ, there are images. the Patreon video was reuploaded by him to Bilibili (which can be understood as the Chinese equivalent of YouTube).
If needed, I can upload the relevant files to Google Drive for you.
are you able to see #patreon-support
if so i'd shoot them a message and let them know -- they'd probably be able to redirect if need be
the scp:sl situation is crazy
no bro dont shoot them thats bad
I just opened a ticket and submitted the relevant information. Thank you for your help!
๐จ
thank you for letting us know

Send it to me all the images trust
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Rep a user called noemi for me
Hello chat
hihi
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What if... You exploded?
need friends to play mc mods with
This isn't a Minecraft server!!! ๐ก๐ก
pluh
he would meet God
๐จ
:D
mr balls
What r u nerds doing
nerd!

idk if this is the right place for this, but does anyone else sometimes get a bug where their mouse isnt "in" the game and you cant open your inventory, look around, interact with anything
You can try re-plugging your mouse.
ill see if that works next time
HOLY SHIT
YO WHAT THE FUCK DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT??
WHAT THE FUCK
๐โโโโโโ
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yuippeeeeeeeee
L behavior
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thank you kindly
Why is a 14 yo game still $100?
Still more worth it then the latest games tbh
I wish I could experience BO2 Again
Yeah cause the latest games are also 100 dollars
No COD game past or present should be $100 rn
It's the problem with listings in USD Being transferred to AUD
Cuz its priced as its always been in USD And AUD, AUD Just gotta be nearly $100 :<
I always wait for these games to go on sale
60 USD to AUD is like $80
they have a 50% sale for alot of the games atm
Why is it 100 for us?
its probably nearing $70 USD
U are rich region !!!
Billionaires live with you
So rich our games cost $100
Gta 6 for u will like $999
If I'm lucky
Honestly Im more interested in getting Pragmata
I do have the cash to burn, but it feels irresponsible to use it
I think that rdr2 will be better than gta6
@opaque zenith
Already bought it
So disable ur brain
Great 88 hours
I'd kms if I was killed by the game
Being killed by john mozska is way worse
fuckass crosshair
@opaque zenith can you stop
nah thats what he gets for a 0/10 attempt to ragebait me
I still got u
I will not loose to a 0/10 ragebait from him
This vid so long
30 seconds
Tiktok attention span
30 seconds of useless shit
Wait until this mfer learns what a movie is
Im not use tiktok :(
@serene coyote
Let him start with a simple 3 minute yt video
Why
He isnt talking on that pic
His mouth is closed
He is talking
When 3DMax scp sl animations
When nox will post something on x-ray engine
I'll make a ms paint animation
Pls yes
This is 36 seconds of usefull content
True discussion
Hopathy u must learn how to make a good vids
Another peak
You gotta learn animation
You gotta learn writing
Why
Goo goo babies
This is mid wym?
Trust
Thats called rotoscoping
Thats called Being Smile
Unlike you iโm actually making my own animation
I had quite a good nightshift
Only first 2 min of my animation look alike patient zero
So what are you people on discord doing today
Bro your animation looks like they all fucking slow af
Your keyframe graphs are ass
Just hand over your shit to me
Hey Buddy, thats called having different style
Thats called not knowing how to animate movements
Hey Buddy, thats called having different style
Ok I see what I have walked in too
I had to endure all of yall ragebait since 2023 now endure my ragebait
Sold channel to chud
0/10 chechen ragebait
Try harder
Sfm slop
Sfm slop consumer
Bros only peak is jojo or something
Countdown to release trailer is peak
This is not
You only got minutes to midnight
Blud acts as if he dares to enter my talahon flooded domain
Bro i been to every single bezirk
To every single corner in vienna
Good for you ig
I have talahon bending powers
You canโt stop my larp
Btw fun fact:
If you get any other ending except "saviour ending" in tarkov
Only beginning part of "Music to midnight OST" will play, whenever in savior ending it plays other half
Mid
Looking better then all of iron eclipse even in viewport
wheres valorant
COMPANION
What is genuinly stay out
Place 99 spot lights on same spot in blender
Its a benchmark trust
First guy had gun, reasonable
Second one was human shield, reasonable
Third guy picked LMG, reasonable
Fourth guy shot me, rules of engagement
Thats called self defence
You started shooting first
Well as u can see
He wouldve live if he didnt shoot me
You just killed his whole family
And expect to not defend himself?
Thats called mercy
Noxplis warcriminal confirmed
@orchid kraken when are we playing squad?
Like full squad
Me you pipe essen and maybe arlek
Literally today if we can
I can like 20:00
You have squad installed?
Oh u meant SQUAD as game
I dont own it
I thought u meant like tarko full squad
Glady, give me money
Son im a crane
Idk if it can run tarkov
Streets
2 fps on scpsl
It did run elden ring
So i assume it can run tarkov to some extent
All low settings defo
When ur laptop is a bum!!!๐๐๐
Unc it was like 1000 euros
Ofc its not a gaming laptop
Unc u got fucking scammed
My pc is like 550โฌ and runs everything
Couldve bought or made pc urself
Cuz its a fucking pc
I needed a laptop
I already have a pc
fire brick
@tame hollow are you in the know
It can
GTA SA
No elden ring
of?
And stalker
On lowest doesnt count
he is not in the know
On medium settings
Bum
Blud is calculating how much kfc i couldโve ordered
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Rpk is better fr
Its so ez to control
Acting as if ever shot one
I did in fact
๐งโโ๏ธ
Which one?
Larp
My most interesting weapon i shot gotta be vector
Almost no recoil
"The B stands for Bingus"
.300 blackout
like, irl?
Mcx
Yeas
noice
one time in Insurgency Sandstorm I forgot that the Vector is realistic and I pulled down while shooting and I ended up shooting the ground ๐
Ye no shit
Its their standart issue weapon
Cuz made in austria
When i was on military showcase it was just augs and glocks
Although i remember there was an hk 417
You forgot its diverse glock
Glock 17
Glock 18
Glock 19
It was 17 if i remember correctly
atp just have the crosshair run through the entire screen and divide it into 4 parts
U almost cant tell difference from afar lmao
Yeah
The worst part is that austria still uses aug a1 instead of a3
Or they didnโt want to show their normal weapons and brought some 10 yo junk
No crosshair btw
Frames per whenever
awa
Squad was always shitty optimised
Devs dont do optimizations anymore
They do AI dogshitting
Is the new tarkov update out?
with the additional exp for editions
Doesn't matter much
We are doing this to you
Wow dude you are so evil in a silly way im so scared
okay
Why are they in a pool of mercury
was the family guy doomsday episode
joes melted into the ground
@upper raven @orchid kraken @shy horizon
Holy peak
I mean the edit is unoriginal
But this is good
Goo goo babies 

Nah fr tho
that's a many month old message ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Homlander and charlie kirk merge๐ญ
Weed
Wed
No goo goo babies
We talked about this
babies goo goo?
Goo goo babies returned
Goo goo babies realised it doesn't care about what others think
Goo goo babies doesnt realize they were doing it for their own good
And now they are going on a dark path
what are we talking about
Goo goo babies
Goo goo babies
ovo
Evil goo goo babies
goo goo babies
Dont forget moderna and biontech
The Italian E.401 Class Locomotive is hilarious
Because look at this shit, it looks like it's 25 years old, both from the design, livery, weathering and absolutely filthy ventilation grilles
However guess what, the E.401 Class locomotive was designed in 2013 and entered service in 2017
So this locomotive cannot be more than 9 years old even though it looks like it comes from the '90s
how secret is the secret lab.. ๐
secret...
not as secret as you'd believe
yeah im thinkin like, bcs the UNGOC has influence (or owns?... idk... im not up to date with lore) the SCP Foundation, theyd make it like, not as secrative as the Foundation tries to be in the mythos
yeah you lost me already
..northwood staff when questioned on the game they work on:
yeah cmon simon duh
Site-02 is ironically, the most secret laboratory in the canon
As far as the GOC is aware, it's just a warehouse with an old past
and they decided to store a bunch of creatures there
also
because IN-LORE, 953's containment at Site-02 is a secret, this also implies that the Task Force Operators, and Insurgents who have done survellence on Site-02, Have ZERO clue she's there
which i feel would be an insane jumpscare for an operative in-universe
The insurgents don't actually know what's going on in Site-02, but they are extremely obsessed with the Foundation's past
got it got it
The biggest clue was after raiding Site-12 and acquiring blueprints for a "Machine"
interesting
haiiii
hallloooo
hallo :D

silly unrelated question that ive been wanting to ask someone who actually does story stuff at NW, do you think SCP 953 would benefit from therapy (even if its behind bulletproof glass)
like if Site 17 wasnt evil and gave 953 a therapist
No attempts will be done today
Hi
(I'm staying the night at hospital)
oh, it's not me lol
okay the latter
my sis suddenly got ill and had to stay at the hospital

I'm to stay with her tonight
hopefully out by tomorrow. Cuz I didnt bring any change of clothes
Hopital
it'll pan out to be okay
@viral merlin ital
It's nothing much
discharged tomorrow or the day after if not
most likely, that is
I hope your sister feels better soon
My discord is fucking geeking and my messages aren't loading
lmao
I can tell yeah
Therapy at best would make her slightly more cooperative, really. A human trying to provide therapy certainly wouldn't improve the odds
Holy shit my data is being so trash right now
2 mins and 14s delay ๐ญ
I would really love to give that mission a couple of tries but I dont wanna game and make jet engine laptop noises lol

I only get bad data during my second period
It's fucking tragic
Holy fuck my message finally loaded
periods ๐ญ
laptop fighting for it's life
i was gonna say that "well the foundation shouldnt have killed all the other fox ppl-" but they would probably work together to conspire against the SCPF
Bro it's so bad that Instagram videos won't load

I'm tweaking
YouTube is god awfully slow too
Spotify works fine though
True
I just saw this map of American passenger rail and it's hilarious like what do you mean 12 trains per day
a day
"3 trains a week" is even funnier
an American would genuinely get scared seeing an Italian station's schedule
sometimes running from platform to platform is the only option
Americans have no idea what it means to have a 10 minute train switch with Trenitalia or Deutsche Bahn
I've experienced the Italian rail, they don't hold back
not because Amtrak is punctual enough to not make it a nightmare, but because there is not enough trains to have a 10 minute switch
๐ woke up feelin' especially anti-american and radically pro-transgender today
Hold up I've got my station's schedule right here let me count the trains
Iirc a train arrives at my town's station every 45-60 minutes
In Wales
Dependant on demand
Purely passenger, no freight
The station in my city, a city of 42000 people, sees up to 99 trains per day (meaning ~4 trains per hour), of which 6 High-Speed trains (both Italo and Frecciarossa), and 7 InterCity trains
Oh fuck lmao



