general-chat

[ivory breach]

[brisk olive]

but like

[solar glacier]

It’s just that kind of music usually comes along with really catchy music in the background

[brisk olive]

in a normal way

[solar glacier]

Like rap music

The beats are addictive and the lyrics feel deep

But ideally you gotta branch out to more lighthearted songs or it might genuinely start depressing you

[brisk olive]

i was listening to a song saying NAMIDA whilst blowing my ear drums

[solar glacier]

Musics powerful bro

[brisk olive]

so powerful I think I need my hearing checked

[solar glacier]

Max volume music blasting

[brisk olive]

I agree

maretu has ungodly good bass though

the louder the music the harder it hits

[cinder sapphire]

Every chemist is partially insane (not talking about physics/ biologist/ etc...). so what do you?

[ivory breach]

blasting music full volume at 6 in the morning

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-stove-aoki-dj-kalan-dj-fire-gif-19349344

[brisk olive]

I'm a barista in university for computer science

[fervent vortex]

Hello.

[ivory breach]

hello

[brisk olive]

I'm genuinely considering switching to forensic sciences or an adjacent field and minoring in biology though

[solar glacier]

Biologists the type of people to either create a life saving drug or a zombie virus

[solar glacier]

Forensics would be cool

[fervent vortex]

Quick question, could anyone suggest a really good hard RP community?

[solar glacier]

Working as an analyst for a police department

[brisk olive]

I could be good at it tbh

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

harder to do

[brisk olive]

computational forensics could be something I could excel at

[cinder sapphire]

you need more biochem knowledge

for that

[brisk olive]

I have experience with programming simulations and physics

[solar glacier]

I’m just saying you’d be doing a great service to your community

[civic fiber]

hello

[solar glacier]

Not many people do jobs like that

[brisk olive]

I would probably finish my major in cs though and begin a bachelor's in biology or switch minors

[solar glacier]

Especially forensics involving like internet investigations and whatnot

[brisk olive]

I mean I could do that

[meager cosmos]

oh shit

digital forensics

forgot that exists

[brisk olive]

but wouldn't that get boring

[meager cosmos]

I feel like that would be a pretty interesting job

considering uhhhhh yk the bullshit pepole get up to on the internet

[solar glacier]

You’re probably gonna end up reading horrific discord chats

[gilded timber]

RP Servers are a bit of a niche, my honest advice would just me to try a few and see which one you prefer
Most of the super serious ones have a whitelist, so it might help to filter by those

[solar glacier]

Stopping a potential threat

Maybe catching a terror plot idk

[brisk olive]

you'd need a pretty good grasp on criminal justice and cybersecurity

[meager cosmos]

yeah

[solar glacier]

Very important stuff

[meager cosmos]

It's like law enforcement

[brisk olive]

also think of the paperwork

[meager cosmos]

not the same caliber of course

but in terms of wha youd expect I guess

the mundane and fucked up

[solar glacier]

Still just tell any girl you work in forensics for a police department

[fervent vortex]

Whitelist means that I need to pass an application and join community server to be able to join?

[brisk olive]

I remember back in the 2000s when cannibal town was a thing

[solar glacier]

Still just as impressive

[brisk olive]

I don't think I can be scarred any more than I already am

[meager cosmos]

yeah any kind of that work is god's work

[brisk olive]

minus seeing an actually cannibalised body

[meager cosmos]

it's a commendable line of work

[minor goblet]

Means only users whos steam id or discord is Whitelisted can join that server

[cinder sapphire]

you def can

[brisk olive]

digitally likely not

[minor goblet]

Aka contact the server owner

[meager cosmos]

never believe things cant get worse

they can and will

[brisk olive]

you underestimate just how many messed up things I've seen

[fervent vortex]

If I join they will give me instructions how to do that?

[gilded timber]

In practice that's usually how it works, yeah

[brisk olive]

irl though most definitely

fortunately digital forensics is not going and doing something irl

[minor goblet]

Yes. hopefully

[cinder sapphire]

again I understand that but I can tell you there are lot worse things out there

[gilded timber]

Looks for contact information or a Discord link in their server info

[cinder sapphire]

digital irl etc...

[meager cosmos]

just join the foundation

[fervent vortex]

From here?https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472406571247337483

[cinder sapphire]

foundation wouldnt be able to function in terms of science

[meager cosmos]

work for janitor at a site that experiences a fucked up breach and be the dude that stops an SCP from killing ppl

[cinder sapphire]

you want science to be open source

[meager cosmos]

The EULA of the SCP: Secret Laboratory game states that ban appeals must be submitted within 14 days after getting banned. After that period the ban becomes final.

[inner walrus]

What

[meager cosmos]

https://klipy.com/gifs/why-is-he-telling-the-truth--k01KRCFPV6C4B4Z80RD37E0JVTJ

[cinder sapphire]

closed source tends to slow science to a crawl

then it already is

[meager cosmos]

yeah but the foundation does important work regardless

they keep shit running and they encompass a lot of things

[cinder sapphire]

yes but irl it wouldnt be able to function

[meager cosmos]

yeah honestly

[cinder sapphire]

even secret science organization had to have things in the public

[meager cosmos]

there's no way they have that many people working the clock with the skill they are written to have

[cinder sapphire]

yes

look how nukes were developed dude

[meager cosmos]

and there's no way they'd be able to keep all that shit under wraps

[cinder sapphire]

I know how science works

[meager cosmos]

the humble russia:

[brisk olive]

release the mxdsa files

[meager cosmos]

"I'm so glad only we know the manhattan project exists"

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-ui-goku-teq-ui-goku-teq-goku-goku-dokkan-ui-goku-dokkan-gif-3927680854902691205

[meager cosmos]

I guess the diagetic version of that are GOIs

[brisk olive]

what

[meager cosmos]

like Hand and the Insurgency

but irl their opposition would just be any government that doesn't know they exist

[brisk olive]

how the fuck do you get banned in sl for cheating on a completely different game

[meager cosmos]

I notice that some scps depict the foundation as a government lapdog

[brisk olive]

i thought sl used a non-kernal anticheat

[meager cosmos]

like they were just lowly observers until a certain point in time

and I feel like that's what they would be irl

[cinder sapphire]

look at the manhattan project.... some of that had to be in public because science doesnt work that way @pallid robin

[meager cosmos]

unless they were as strong as the big boy narratives say they are

[cinder sapphire]

you are generally wrong dude

[gilded timber]

It does

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/consequences-cat-gif-6581548611274851813

[cinder sapphire]

foundation does science dude.... if the foundation was real it wouldnt work

irl

[fervent vortex]

What does Research Supervisor Tier 3 means?

[meager cosmos]

I think the narrative advantage they have is that they can source people as internally as they need

[cinder sapphire]

that is my point

[meager cosmos]

but again, having dudes at hand to that magnitude is really unrealistic

[gilded timber]

It's a Patreon Tier

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[maiden sparrow]

Tier 3 Patreon

[meager cosmos]

Imagine if you just wanted to like

[brisk olive]

then how'd you get banned

you cheated in a roblox game

[meager cosmos]

built a giant prison that exists in a secret dimension

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360010743944056932/1499112580743036948/togif.gif

[brisk olive]

did you run them simultaneously

[meager cosmos]

and you just had like 300 dudes that knew EXACTLY how to do it

[cinder sapphire]

ya the logistics to keep that secret

I cannot even imagine it

[fervent vortex]

So monthly support.

[cinder sapphire]

like it not possible

[brisk olive]

I have no clue what that is

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[meager cosmos]

I guess that's what makes them cool, though

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975078399649402950/1495762870921724085/copy_6974E0EF-CE6E-4932-80D3-10985F9D77DB.gif

[meager cosmos]

it's fun to imagine an organization so boundlessly and absurdly competent at anything they need to do

[brisk olive]

what is your guys' favourite fish

[meager cosmos]

unless the author needs a plot point lol

[brisk olive]

to eat

[meager cosmos]

fih

[brisk olive]

every breach was technically a plot point

if we didn't write the breaches they technically didn't happen

[inner walrus]

did that guy stop tweaking

[brisk olive]

no

ew

zako

bakanayattsu

[maiden sparrow]

You can also see the public posts in the Patreon Portal. Have a look at some of the looks of 15.0 surface
#content-feed message

[fervent vortex]

Thanks.

[brisk olive]

雑魚

🫵

[fervent vortex]

Also what bot counts my chat level?

[gilded timber]

@snow umbra

[fervent vortex]

Alright, thanks.

[brisk olive]

!rank says your level

[cinder sapphire]

dude you are something else

[fervent vortex]

!rank

[maiden sparrow]

!3114

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1459309133970018533/BADASS_FUCKING_SKELETON_BANGING_A_COIN.gif

[inner walrus]

you do !rank in #bot-commands

[maiden sparrow]

Use it in bot-comands

[cinder sapphire]

we are going to need to ban you

[fervent vortex]

I realized.

[brisk olive]

you're tweaking

what

are you high

[inner walrus]

and hes gone

anyway

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1503485003244503060/togif.gif

[brisk olive]

damn

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-7562381358147627116

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392645342306107513/1500006107433664573/SCPSL2026-05-0201-21-05-ezgif.com-crop1.gif

[brisk olive]

imagine getting banned

[cinder sapphire]

saw that coming

[brisk olive]

couldn't be that guy

[inner walrus]

hi Quincy do you have any cool cat pictures to share?

[cinder sapphire]

@tight ermine you smell btw still

[fervent vortex]

Hm..

[cinder sapphire]

@gilded timber alt

strike him down

[gilded timber]

Same account

He just got softbanned for reaching 2 warning points

[brisk olive]

i was about to say he'd come back on an alt

[fervent vortex]

What?

😭

[brisk olive]

but i was eating food

turns out i was right

[cinder sapphire]

dont ask

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-toy-freddy-animatronic-sigma-gif-18383648778972099528

[fervent vortex]

Alright I guess?

[brisk olive]

btw mods aren't both mod disrespect and ban evasion against the rules

doesn't that make two warning points

so won't they get softbanned again

are they in an infinite softban loop

[cinder sapphire]

that was just a softbanned tho sadly

next time will be a legit one

[brisk olive]

yeah but his account will no doubt be permabanned for ban evasion

[fervent vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/not-our-problem-gif-12653583187072988503

[fervent vortex]

erm

wth

[brisk olive]

the one he's on is the one I'm talking about

is his alt account going to be softbanned

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[cinder sapphire]

no

[gilded timber]

@late verge Can we cool it on the stickers please

[brisk olive]

and when he comes back will he get softbanned again

[fervent vortex]

wth

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1476603248818524190/PEARS.gif

[brisk olive]

there's a 50% chance no is also an alt

[cinder sapphire]

dude is muted

anyways

[languid radish]

Remove the balls of this green role at once please

[maiden sparrow]

!pears

[brisk olive]

they weren't talking in tandem

[snow umbra]

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[fervent vortex]

It's so common that there is a gif for it 🥀

[cinder sapphire]

lucid is bald and a liar

not cool

[inner walrus]

i miss pears

[cinder sapphire]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[languid radish]

pears are a very common ingredient in ciders

[cinder sapphire]

I have a feeling no is prob a alt

[fervent vortex]

What if a bald liar.

[maiden sparrow]

Thank you pear enjoyer

[cinder sapphire]

or a friend of the dude

[brisk olive]

he is

no doubt

[gilded timber]

What is going on today

[brisk olive]

him and the other one weren't talking in tandem

they have the same writing style

[inner walrus]

good question.

[languid radish]

Hit the !pear command

[brisk olive]

they talked only to each other

[languid radish]

Trust me

[brisk olive]

they appeared simultaneously

textbook dual alt

[cinder sapphire]

ah

it doesnt matter

both gone

[brisk olive]

true

[maiden sparrow]

!pear show me the knowledge

[brisk olive]

they'll likely be back on some new alts once they set up some new emails

[languid radish]

Pears, along with apples, are closely related to the rose family

[brisk olive]

but I doubt that'll be soon and they'll probably forget about this by then

[cinder sapphire]

so you are @gilded timber as well?

[brisk olive]

discord should give mac bans

[cinder sapphire]

lucid below

[gilded timber]

I do wish they wouldn't IP ban by default

[brisk olive]

true

[cinder sapphire]

alt

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058213314800390226/1499219090735366326/DCLASS_IS_GOING_TO_BEAT_YOU.gif

[brisk olive]

it's a stupid method of banning now that isps can be falsified so easily now

[languid radish]

Oooohhhhhhh lucciiiiiiddddd

[inner walrus]

woah

[languid radish]

@gilded timber

Back to the lobby

[brisk olive]

is the first account still soft banned

[gilded timber]

They can't talk

[cinder sapphire]

the first account is muted

ya

[brisk olive]

yeah but all these accounts are alts of that guy

isn't that mute or ban evasion

[cinder sapphire]

that guy is a nerd

[brisk olive]

also the rules broken on the alts

[cinder sapphire]

the one that is muted

[languid radish]

Nerd? What kinda tame ass insult is that

[brisk olive]

I agree

mental is a better insult

[cinder sapphire]

I could do worse but the dude is doing the same thing

[brisk olive]

you're fucking mental

proper mental innit?

[cinder sapphire]

nah

[brisk olive]

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

I want him to dm me

I need a good laugh

[brisk olive]

I should make my dms open

and then thirst trap on some random server

[cinder sapphire]

you get a lot of crazy messages

[brisk olive]

and watch as the goons pour in

[cinder sapphire]

spam

[brisk olive]

that's the fun part

[inner walrus]

[brisk olive]

I have never once had my dms open

[inner walrus]

my dms are open only on NWOS

[torpid path]

back a long long time ago 3 years ago i got 2000$ of robux off of roblox gooners

[brisk olive]

but I think watching as the brainless hivemind trips over itself to slide in my dms would be hilarious

[inner walrus]

or to northwood staff

[brisk olive]

my dms are open to whoever I accept requests from

[cinder sapphire]

I get a message from a rando almost every week

[torpid path]

normal

[cinder sapphire]

from one of the servers I am in

[brisk olive]

my dms filter spam and nsfw though

[inner walrus]

i don't add people or accept friend requests unless i know them already

[brisk olive]

actually I turned nsfw filtering off for reasons I will not disclose

[cinder sapphire]

I mean ya but messages as well

?

you missing half of the fun

[inner walrus]

i rather not get a bunch of nonsense in my dms

[brisk olive]

luckily for me I never get requests from people I don't know

I don't know why

I'd assume I'm just not important though

[cinder sapphire]

smh

[brisk olive]

I used to get them when I moderated a discord before but that was a long time ago

never again

[cinder sapphire]

live a little

[brisk olive]

discord mods have their work cut out for them mentally

shit's so annoying

[serene coyote]

I like to talk in dms with even randoms

[cinder sapphire]

I used to get more tbh

[serene coyote]

But i hate any dialog

What just

[brisk olive]

actually do you know what it is

[inner walrus]

not my thing

[serene coyote]

«hi» and dude waiting for

For what

[brisk olive]

I know precisely the reason I don't get friend requests or dms from people I don't know

[gilded timber]

People here are (generally) pretty well behaved

[serene coyote]

U want to talk me or ask question

[cinder sapphire]

I like messing with people that are trying to get your account or scam you

[cinder sapphire]

I love wasting their time

[past dune]

Hellooooo

[brisk olive]

true

[inner walrus]

hi alex

[brisk olive]

the server I moderated for was a hellhole

[cinder sapphire]

why are you still here

[past dune]

I have more servers in 1 folder than you in total

[brisk olive]

"dramas" every other day

[past dune]

why wouldnt I be here?

[cinder sapphire]

true

[brisk olive]

the most servers I've ever been in concurrently is eight lmao

[serene coyote]

Bad server

[cinder sapphire]

no reason

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-3408957021762371037

[brisk olive]

I'm extremely shrewd in that regard

I leave practically any server I'm not active in

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1485461294361608232/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2_1.gif

[brisk olive]

or have no care for

[cinder sapphire]

I am in about 100 ish or 50 ish. Most for to keep track of news for games but still

one of my folders have about 50 ish

[brisk olive]

I get my news from either the game's home screen or from its socials

[serene coyote]

199

[languid radish]

You can bundle servers??

[brisk olive]

discord servers piss me off though

[serene coyote]

Help me

[languid radish]

What the fuck?

[cinder sapphire]

that is the thing I have too many games

I cannot do that

[brisk olive]

this one is bearable because you guys don't appear at face value to be edgy 12 year olds

and the mods do their jobs

[cinder sapphire]

steam news get clug

[past dune]

Oh...

you saw nothing

I thought thats vanilla

[brisk olive]

drag a server onto another

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[brisk olive]

it creates folders

I've used it for servers I don't use often but would like to remain in for notifications or for friends

I dropped that philosophy though

I'd rather only be in servers I use

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[brisk olive]

and stay in contact with mates via dms

[past dune]

i should clean up my servers...

[inner walrus]

i should clean up my friends list

maybe

[past dune]

so true

[brisk olive]

I start doing server and friend purges every time I start stacking them

[past dune]

time to nuke 40 people that i dont talk to anymore

[brisk olive]

speaking of dms

remember that alt guy

[past dune]

just block them

[brisk olive]

he just dmed me and spammed the most abhorrent, vile shit at me imaginable

I should fully open my dms

this shit is hilarious

[brisk olive]

but then I have to purge my block lists

[past dune]

Bro wants to get banned..

[brisk olive]

some people just don't have an ounce of maturity

I derive the greatest enjoyment from them

there is nothing more enjoyable than watching someone humiliate themselves for no reason

[gilded timber]

If you've got a sec (and some clipping software) a report via @restive walrus would be appreciated

[brisk olive]

sure

by clipping do you mean video

because I'm not in my city right now so I'm exclusively on mobile

[past dune]

Does the dc reports have to be the same way as S&C reports? yk what i mean extensions web etc

[brisk olive]

idk how to do screen recordings on mobile because I've never needed one before

[gilded timber]

For off server conduct, yes it's largely the same

[gilded timber]

In that case a screen recording works fine

[gilded timber]

Depending on the phone brand it's usually pretty simple

[brisk olive]

i don't know how to do them on mobile 😭

I use my phone exclusively for social media and weather and timers

[past dune]

what if its a rooted phone with server in background spoofing requests

[gilded timber]

We assess other factors to determine if the evidence is likely to be falsified

[gilded timber]

Which one do you have?

[brisk olive]

dude I'm a genius

I figured it out

[gilded timber]

True and real?

[brisk olive]

iphone

yeah man

I think I might be the brightest individual in history

don't heartbreak emoji me

I gotta stick with the brand

[past dune]

i mean i wouldnt do better on an iphone
never used one in my life

[brisk olive]

I have not once used an android phone before

so I only but iphones

[past dune]

i've used a windows phone tho

[brisk olive]

I might get an asus phone

[brisk olive]

the fuck

[gilded timber]

You gotta tap the red eye thing

[brisk olive]

why

why would you put windows on a phone

[past dune]

they did that in the past

tbh they werent that bad

it sounds funny but a windows phone is better for my 80yo grandma instead of normal android one

she can have eveything on the main page

call? open whatsapp

gallery - open gallery/camera

peak phone

[brisk olive]

I sent this

do I need to do anything or can I forget about the report

[past dune]

you ll get a response in modmail bot

[brisk olive]

damn

I was about to block the bot

you win this time scp bot

[past dune]

cassie better ikr

[inner walrus]

[brisk olive]

!wran @restive walrus you suck

[snow umbra]

@brisk olive has wranned Northwood Modmail Reason: you suck

[past dune]

woah

those are sentient

be careful

[brisk olive]

shit mb

forgive me modmail bot

I didn't mean any harm

[past dune]

@broken pelican on top

[brisk olive]

there's a bot named jarvis? 😭

[past dune]

Yes

[brisk olive]

that's the winner

even if jarvis is dead

[past dune]

It's our TS bot

[brisk olive]

and this is a ghost

it wins

[past dune]

its not dead

[brisk olive]

it is now because I ate it

[past dune]

its just in prestige channels named Technical Support

[brisk olive]

oh I meant jarvis not jarvis

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-make-me-look-like-the-victim-gif-3081240632068787806

[past dune]

theres a bot named NCAS

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebite-ragebina-columbina-poke-sandrone-gif-5903282163631198566

jarvis should have lived

[past dune]

Columbinaaa

[brisk olive]

it wasn't his time

[past dune]

FBI

apply for TS

ill teach you how to operate playerlogs

[inner walrus]

maybe

[brisk olive]

sounds like work

I wouldn't recommend

[past dune]

LMAO

[brisk olive]

physical labour is bad

I drank like

four black teas over the course of the day

and I think I'm not going to sleep tonight

I'm so fucking wired it's not even funny

[tawny vapor]

Tickets! Tickets!
They will never end. No time for dullness when users need help.

[brisk olive]

oh you poor corporate slave

I hope you find your peace in the next life

https://tenor.com/view/l-gif-6133076069020784212

[tawny vapor]

I think I actually found it

[brisk olive]

wh-

what

how

this can't be

[tawny vapor]

theory of complexity

[inner walrus]

and then a ban appeal happens in a ts ticket

[brisk olive]

yeah I'm NOT sleeping tonight

a fifth black tea has magically appeared on my lap

and I am not passing up a free black tea

[inner walrus]

[brisk olive]

if I die from caffeine overdose I blame black tea for existing

[inner walrus]

i haven't had black tea in forever

[brisk olive]

same tbh

I usually go with green

[tawny vapor]

Redirect.

[brisk olive]

for the last two days though

I have craved the extreme earthy black tea

[inner walrus]

and then they start bitching

[brisk olive]

that you get from steeping for like thirty minutes

[past dune]

LMAO

[brisk olive]

you laugh as if you're not also one

all of you are corporate slaves

I am the only one who has achieved enlightenment in being unemployed

for I alone

am the honoured one

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-high-gojo-high-satoru-high-gif-6721783768620930042

[tawny vapor]

enlightenment, you say

[past dune]

thats my hobby tho

[brisk olive]

that is certainly a statement

your hobby is being a corporate slave

[past dune]

NW is a hobby

im not a slave

:b

[brisk olive]

this does NOT add up to the chain on messages

[past dune]

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/space-station-14-ss14-funky-station-confused-caption-gif-11352326897566031419

[amber lintel]

you can tell how tired he is

[tawny vapor]

[brisk olive]

why is twitter full of so many dumbasses

whenever I look at twitter I get reminded of how fucking stupid humans are

yeah I'm never opening twitter again

(this will last for approximately 24 hours)

[torpid path]

what did you see

[brisk olive]

idiots

some guatamalen was ranting about how uncivilised their country is and how something would never happen in a country like japan which they were living in

despite knife crime being present in nearly every japanese city

[strange niche]

Your first mistake was using Twitter

[brisk olive]

I can't stop using twitter

I get a kick out of people humiliating themselves voluntarily

[strange niche]

Alright then

[brisk olive]

ok

[tawny vapor]

fair

[brisk olive]

the funny part about that guatamalan guy

his spanish wasn't guatamalan

it wasn't even central american

that motherfucker was speaking rioplatense spanish

which means he was larping the entire time

I bet he's sitting in an air conditioned condo on some argentinian beaches around buenos aires

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/you-fool-super-saiyan-goku-gif-22339026

[past dune]

Fbi

Don't apply for TS

Changed my mind

This denty guy is scary

[bold talon]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-among-us-sus-red-red-sus-gif-24651666

[past dune]

Hewo Emberrrrr

[brisk olive]

every single northwood employee is currently escaping the basement today

I've seen at least seven of you poor souls today

[bold talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-hi-hello-hallo-cute-gif-9691911103176371831

[past dune]

Freedom

[past dune]

I've summoned 30+ once by accident...

[brisk olive]

your freedom is escaping a cage into a bigger cage

[pearl shard]

Look at this guy

[brisk olive]

BOX TURTLE

[inner walrus]

lmaooo

[bold talon]

tortil

[pearl shard]

Gopher*

[past dune]

Fbi

[brisk olive]

same same

[past dune]

Thank god you can't see #staff-tech

[brisk olive]

but different

[inner walrus]

maybe one day (never)

[brisk olive]

wait gopher tortoise

[pearl shard]

Yeah

[brisk olive]

you live in southeast georgia, usa, around the area between savannah and columbus

[past dune]

Check this out
@muted owl hiiiii

[brisk olive]

I know where you live

[pearl shard]

Florida

[brisk olive]

close enough

[pearl shard]

Sure

[past dune]

Magic

[brisk olive]

I was very close

[past dune]

I summoned them

[brisk olive]

like

[past dune]

Maru see?

[brisk olive]

within 1000 kilometres of your location

I consider that a win

[bold talon]

guys why are snapping turtles so aggressive

[brisk olive]

because offense is the best defence

and this is a legitimate explanation as to why

[bold talon]

You wanna be fren with the snapping turtle and he chooses violence

There's like zero way to tame a snapping turtle

they live in perpetual extreme cortisol

[brisk olive]

pokémon master

but the pokémon are northwood employees

[past dune]

LMAO

[past dune]

Good luck there's over 200

Catch em all

[brisk olive]

shir dude

aren't there only 170 pokemon

in game 1

[inner walrus]

210

i think

[brisk olive]

this is going to be almost as hard as collecting people from every country

I'll pick up this side quest though

[polar spade]

Am I a legendary?

[brisk olive]

eh

no

[past dune]

No

[polar spade]

:(

[brisk olive]

too washed

[past dune]

Cuz bots and guests

[brisk olive]

you get a rare

you're a wild encounter in like half the game's zones

but it's only a 2% chance of seeing you

[inner walrus]

fah

[past dune]

Ye

[inner walrus]

so like

205

[past dune]

I would say like 200

[inner walrus]

damn

[past dune]

Even less

[inner walrus]

:(

[past dune]

Cuz there's a lot of guests + bots

[brisk olive]

I actually need to review my countrymen list

[inner walrus]

i remember when we had 220

and like

it disspeared

[brisk olive]

I forgot I'm supposed to be trying to collect people from every country

[inner walrus]

within a week

(i think)

[inner walrus]

yea

like @snow umbra

[past dune]

More

But ye

[brisk olive]

holy shit a lot of people live in bangladesh

little guy has 170 million people

over half of the US population in the size of like

a single us state

or the size of england

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gut-punch-cooler-movie-cool-gif-27401228

[polar spade]

Wasn't Dhaka rated one of the worst living conditions of any city in the world?

[brisk olive]

yes

bangladesh has horrible living conditions

but so do all of the surrounding countries

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 27 minutes, 31 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[brisk olive]

well india has good living conditions further west

[past dune]

Shit

[inner walrus]

!rep

[brisk olive]

but that area of india is just as bad

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[inner walrus]

:D

[polar spade]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[inner walrus]

1984?

[polar spade]

Yes. I should be able to rep myself

[simple abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542094074430226447/1503541134138413066/togif.gif

[past dune]

Bro

Leaking staff channels

[polar spade]

Yeah Bangladesh always had it hard

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542094074430226447/1503541134138413066/togif.gif

[polar spade]

Even before it was called Bangladesh

[past dune]

Leaking private staff channels!!!!!!

[polar spade]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-issabreh-cudi-montage-goku-black-kids-see-ghost-super-saiyan-rose-gif-3752229279475592322

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-deadlock-gif-10984415285966156515

[brisk olive]

NO

I DELETED THE NOTEPAD FOR MY COUNTRY LIST

[polar spade]

Recycle bin?

[brisk olive]

nah

on my phone

[polar spade]

Rip

[past dune]

Lol

[brisk olive]

I should have a backup on my HDD

though

as in for the future

I currently now have to restart my quest to find someone from every country on earth

kill me

[polar spade]

So are you trying to find a Discord user from every country of the world or something?

[brisk olive]

I was almost halfway there

[brisk olive]

yes

I was almost halfway done too

[polar spade]

Any specific restrictions or any Discord user works?

[brisk olive]

this is a tragedy

no

just someone from every country

[polar spade]

Does it need to be Discord?

[brisk olive]

actually this time I can do names though

yeah

cheating if I don't

otherwise I can just browse reddit and twitter and collect them like infinity stones

[past dune]

You can get the file back if you know how

[brisk olive]

yeah but I see a new opportunity

I can do names

[polar spade]

Real names? Who's going to give that?

[brisk olive]

and when I get home I can write a program that maps the countries on a global map every time I add a new entry

[brisk olive]

no one

[past dune]

Me

Alex

[brisk olive]

I'm just going to use discord users

[brisk olive]

hello alex

[past dune]

Hello Maru

[polar spade]

Doxxed

[past dune]

Shit...

Not again

[polar spade]

Im going to find you

[past dune]

Woah

That's me

How many subscribers is that

[polar spade]

Says 2.1M

[past dune]

Damn I'm popular

And older

And I can cook

Woah

[polar spade]

Sure you're older kiddo

Right...

[past dune]

You r 1month older than me

[brisk olive]

I'm midori by the way

[past dune]

Ik

[brisk olive]

in case you didn't know

ok good

because someone else did not know that

and called me a nobody

and it hurt my feelings

[polar spade]

Yes, and that one month has given me plenty of real world experience you don't have yet

[amber lintel]

I can't imagine anyone doing that... haha.

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-ゴールドシップ-kitasan-black-gold-ship-anime-girl-crying-gif-681486456481673691

[past dune]

LMAOOO

[brisk olive]

@plush bolt what country are you from

give it to me fud

this is for research purposes

[plush bolt]

whatsu p guys

[past dune]

Poland

[plush bolt]

guess

[brisk olive]

I already put you down for poland

because you are very clearly polish

I can tell because of the pfp

[past dune]

Woah

[amber lintel]

did the femboy energy give it away

[brisk olive]

american

[past dune]

Bruh

[plush bolt]

yea

[past dune]

My face btw

[brisk olive]

it takes one to know one

[amber lintel]

sorry alex

[amber lintel]

I'm not a femboy :(

[brisk olive]

I can identify a pole

based on their aura

[past dune]

Neither am I

[brisk olive]

because it's pink

they're slovenians but more drunk

[past dune]

Pink aura? Hell yeah

I feel like in Roblox

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[brisk olive]

american

[plush bolt]

yea

[brisk olive]

please don't be american

FUCK

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/capoo-capoo-type-capoo-computer-gif-25432664

[brisk olive]

WHY CAN'T YOU BE SOME OBSCURE COUNTRY

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-cheese-burger-bob's-burgers-burgers-burger-king-gif-1457167011419317523

ur right

[past dune]

Goodman is upside down

[brisk olive]

fine I'll put you down for america

[plush bolt]

im actually croatian

[brisk olive]

liar

man I had a north macedonian too

[polar spade]

I come from a land down under
Do you hear that thunder?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

[inner walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919648287508795545/962156991239819294/image0.gif

[brisk olive]

do you guys realise how long it'll take to find another person from north macedonia

[past dune]

Fbi go away

[brisk olive]

also I can do goodman for australia

[brisk olive]

that's an easy one

[inner walrus]

what did i do now

[brisk olive]

I can't count myself because that's cheating

[past dune]

You know what you did

[plush bolt]

what is your research

[brisk olive]

but luckily there's a man from the land down under right there

[past dune]

Stalking

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/shinko-windy-ssj4-goku-daima-mini-teq-super-saiyan-4-goku-daima-mini-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-14832006884137914760

[polar spade]

What if Im from Antartica

[past dune]

What if I'm not polish

[polar spade]

And what are you going to do about restricted countries like Iran or North Korea

Or obscure countries like Greenland?

Ive never seen anyone from Greenland, irl or online

[past dune]

What about Fr*nce

[brisk olive]

first of all greenland is part of denmark

second of all

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472798583444471838/1494119246593134612/image0.gif

[brisk olive]

I'll get to the north korea bridge when I get to it

[polar spade]

Join the localised servers

[brisk olive]

I am more concerned about eritrea and turkmenistan than iran though

[polar spade]

#partnered-servers

[brisk olive]

plenty of iranians live outside of iran

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/crashout-skeleteon-skeleton-meme-skeleteton-crashout-screaming-gif-2819917983570648755

[past dune]

Why

[brisk olive]

country has a shit ton of people

[glacial stag]

[brisk olive]

the other countries like north korea though

those are the shitty ones

[polar spade]

Oh, you’re doing people born in the country. Not residing there

[brisk olive]

yeah

if you are from a country

[plush bolt]

i mean theres people born in north korea who moved to south korea

[past dune]

What if someone was born on an airplane above the ocean

[brisk olive]

whatever country the plane is registered to

also how many people do you know that were born on a plane

let alone one over the ocean

[past dune]

At least 1

[brisk olive]

that's one too many

[polar spade]

They don’t allow pregnant women on commercial flights

[past dune]

Defo happened tho

[polar spade]

~~Probably specifically to avoid this conundrum ~~

[past dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hexx8-hexx_8-hexx-hexxeight-gif-25246731

[brisk olive]

I suspect also because pregnant women could be affected by jetlag worse

amongst other things

[past dune]

Makes sense

Just a risk

Pressure etc

[brisk olive]

@meager cosmos oi

what country are you from taylor

[polar spade]

https://www.virginaustralia.com/au/en/travel-info/specific-travel/specific-needs-assistance/flying-while-pregnant/

[brisk olive]

so it really is to avoid women giving birth on flight

tragic

to be fair the amount of medical personnel on a flight is likely very limited

[polar spade]

Wait I just realised my guest lecturer in the lecture Im not listening to rn is also named Alex

[brisk olive]

mf are you currently in class right now

[polar spade]

Just finished

I realised as I was walking out the door

[pearl shard]

5 day streak

[brisk olive]

what country are you from

[pearl shard]

...

[brisk olive]

this is for research purposes

I promise I am not a stalker

[pearl shard]

I already told you I'm from Florida

[brisk olive]

oh

[pearl shard]

Did you forget

[polar spade]

Oh God

[brisk olive]

yeah

I have bad memory

mb

welp

[pearl shard]

Ah

[brisk olive]

another american

[polar spade]

Sorry for your loss

[brisk olive]

I have a feeling this side quest is going to be harder than I thought

[pearl shard]

Yeah I know

[polar spade]

Hope you get better soon

[pearl shard]

At least I got birds

[cinder sapphire]

what does that mean

[polar spade]

Oh we have birds as well…

[brisk olive]

dude how the hell am I going to find someone from afghanistan on discord

[pearl shard]

Hard to tell, but it's a Pileated Woodpecker

[polar spade]

Just not the fun kind

[cinder sapphire]

florida isnt that bad other than politics and the people tbch

[brisk olive]

is that even possible

[pearl shard]

The one on the left end

[cinder sapphire]

florida without the people and politics is a nice place

the ocean and what not

[brisk olive]

why are all the a countries obscure

[past dune]

I just got a free month of nitro for helping someone in programming yay

[brisk olive]

you have to hook me up

I beg you

[polar spade]

Dang nice

[inner walrus]

[past dune]

Fr

Wasn't expecting that

[polar spade]

Karma can be nice sometimes

[past dune]

Real

And got a GitHub star as well

[polar spade]

I now have two options. I could either take a nap for 2 hours till my next lecture or work on my assignment I started yesterday and which submission closes tonight

[brisk olive]

three options

the third is procrastinate

[pearl shard]

Bird

Great Egret

[polar spade]

Or i can grab second breakfast

[brisk olive]

the third option is now committed federal tax fraud to get into jail

this allows you to have plausible reason as to why the assignment wasn't complete

[polar spade]

That’s not a option.

That’s a mandate. Im already doing that

[brisk olive]

lmfao

[polar spade]

Eh sleep is for the weak

[brisk olive]

I agree

I'm so wired right now it's not even funny

[polar spade]

Grabbing a chocolate bar and getting to work

[brisk olive]

five black teas 47mg of caffeine each over the day

I have to be at around 220mg in my system right now

no shot I sleep tonight

[pearl shard]

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[brisk olive]

こわい

[pearl shard]

I dunno what that says

[meager cosmos]

US

[brisk olive]

us?

[torpid path]

scary

[brisk olive]

scary

[pearl shard]

Ah

[brisk olive]

because the person who wrote that post is a hardcore otaku

[meager cosmos]

united states

[torpid path]

he is saying the united states

[brisk olive]

oh I'm fucking stupid

[pearl shard]

It's a Japanese game franchise though

[brisk olive]

I thought he said us as in us us

[brisk olive]

someone wrote it though

an employee

[meager cosmos]

what about u midori

[brisk olive]

and they're an otaku

[meager cosmos]

what country ar eyou from

[brisk olive]

kazakhstan

australia dumbass

🫵

[pearl shard]

What's an otaku again?

[meager cosmos]

buddy I had no clue

you'v lived in japan

and you know spanish

and learning russian

[torpid path]

slop

[meager cosmos]

you could be 5 nationalities for all I know smh

[brisk olive]

japan indonesia australia and usa

and my ancestry is japanese and kazakh

but I am australian

pay attention

[meager cosmos]

that's pretty cool

[brisk olive]

for this is the last time I say this

[torpid path]

my ancestry is 40% german

[meager cosmos]

my ancestry is 100% earth

[brisk olive]

erika

[meager cosmos]

🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[remote bone]

good morning

[brisk olive]

weeb

[pearl shard]

Thanks thats real informative

[torpid path]

all the lgbtq+ play it

[brisk olive]

terminally online manga reader

who is bad at socialising

and usually wears glasses

[meager cosmos]

nerd emoji

[brisk olive]

oh and for some reason they really like boobs the size of everest

[meager cosmos]

the fuck

youd think theyd like small

[brisk olive]

idk man

for some reason it's a recurring trope with them

[sleek estuary]

hey thats me

[brisk olive]

I don't see the appeal

[brisk olive]

🫵 otaku

you're the thai person right

[sleek estuary]

no lol

[brisk olive]

damn it

[sleek estuary]

im american

[meager cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1501023631688597684/fade.gif

[brisk olive]

I have to find the thai person again

[meager cosmos]

im sorry

[brisk olive]

so I can cross that off the list

wait

noemi's the thai person

[meager cosmos]

she is?

wait

whats noemi

pronouner

she?

[brisk olive]

noemi's a girl

[torpid path]

most of the roblox gooners have otaku idk why

[polar spade]

If you’re looking for a Bangladeshi, Ik someone from the Australian community who fits the bill

[meager cosmos]

ok

[polar spade]

I have no idea

[brisk olive]

hook me up because I will never find a bangladeshi

[brisk olive]

was a statement

noemi is most definitely a girl

[meager cosmos]

what are people from greenland called

[brisk olive]

danish

because greenland is part of denmark

lmao

[meager cosmos]

oh

[brisk olive]

everyone born in greenland is a danish citizen

[meager cosmos]

see I'm an american I have no clue about the geography outside the uS

sometimes I forget we have alaska

[brisk olive]

taylor

[polar spade]

Do you just need their username and profile or do you want to talk to them?

[meager cosmos]

midori

[brisk olive]

do you know where tunisia is

[brisk olive]

talk to them

[meager cosmos]

no but I know the tunisian diamond from stealing the diamond

[brisk olive]

I don't need a conversation

I just need them to tell me they're bangladeshi and I cross bangladesh out and put their name

and then I block them

[meager cosmos]

are you trying to find someoen from every country

[brisk olive]

where is nairobi

[brisk olive]

yeah

I was almost halfway done but I just realised I deleted the notes for it when I purged a lot of useless notes

[meager cosmos]

my mom was born in the philippines if that counts

[brisk olive]

so I have to restart

no

[meager cosmos]

my dad is also pinoy but idk if he was born there

[polar spade]

Ill let you know if they respond

[meager cosmos]

shit

[brisk olive]

that does not count

[brisk olive]

ok