general-chat

[valid silo]

Uh

[brisk olive]

🥹

[valid silo]

This thing^

[viral merlin]

WAITER BRING OUT THE FINE YAOI

[velvet mason]

😐

[torpid path]

ew

[brisk olive]

I stand in agreeance

[torpid path]

there are kids on this server

[valid silo]

Coal

[brisk olive]

yeah

you

🫵

[valid silo]

Yaoi is coal but yuri.. yuri is gem..

[viral merlin]

why not both

[feral sandal]

why the fuck am i getting pinged for a patreon exclusive post

i hate this fucking server bro

[brisk olive]

idk man

[worthy mist]

Lol

[velvet mason]

Whats the issue if its sfw

[brisk olive]

yuri is usually toxic

[viral merlin]

for the record i see the pepe AI avatar so i'm just disregarding anything you're saying on principle

[worthy mist]

Mornin fellas

[valid silo]

Hmm...

[viral merlin]

yea lmao

[brisk olive]

yaoi is quite often wholesome

[valid silo]

Depending

[charred relic]

northwood more like northpoop

[vestal wraith]

Guten Morgan

[torpid path]

its a fucking gem

[viral merlin]

mornin'

[brisk olive]

like aki and the angel demon was wholesome

[valid silo]

Idk what ur talking about

[brisk olive]

nicole and ari was not wholesome

[valid silo]

All I hear is doomed toxic yaoi never yuri

[viral merlin]

yuri is sweet a lot of the time

[valid silo]

All I'm saying

[near plover]

Please back to people's from russia join scp sl

[viral merlin]

nah there's a lot of toxic yuri out there

[torpid path]

i dont think kids should learn about it

[valid silo]

Truth nuke^

[brisk olive]

I don't read yuri so I can't say

[mint quail]

I traded Call Of Duty WWII for Red dead Redemption 2, was this a fumble

[valid silo]

Meme where it's like enjoying yuri as a man be like:

[viral merlin]

about people being gay?

[reef bison]

Don't think so

[valid silo]

No bro rdr2 is PEAKK

[brisk olive]

love is rated pg-16

[torpid path]

no comment

[viral merlin]

Never played rdr2, rockstar stuff seems overwhelming to me with how much there's to do

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[brisk olive]

no embed

[valid silo]

EMBED

[viral merlin]

jujutsu kaisen gif

[valid silo]

FAILUREEE

[reef bison]

True

[valid silo]

This man's embed's have failed

[reef bison]

Son

[valid silo]

Sonion

[viral merlin]

idk why this reminded me of faith

[reef bison]

Can we swear here?

[viral merlin]

the fucking . gary getting dragged to hell scene

[valid silo]

Faith?

Like the game?

[viral merlin]

faith the unholy trinity

[feral sandal]

no fucking swearing

[viral merlin]

yea

[valid silo]

No fucking swearing

Because fuck you

[reef bison]

Fuck off don't bully me for embed failure

[valid silo]

I should buy it hinestlt

[viral merlin]

Hold on lemme pull it up rq

actually no not spoiling anything in that case

[valid silo]

I got gloomwood (I didn't like it)

[viral merlin]

You should it's great

[valid silo]

I got fallen aces (PEAK)

[brisk olive]

no can't say say shit here, sorry bitch~

[valid silo]

I didn't get ultrakill though

[brisk olive]

of course you can swear

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-thragg-viltrumite-viltrum-empire-gif-4698577271704049137

[brisk olive]

I'd be perma banned if we couldn't

[viral merlin]

Ultrakill's really good once you get it down

[valid silo]

I'm

Considering...

[viral merlin]

though I'm rusty as hell and the new layer's levels are SO FUCKING LONG

[inner walrus]

The soundtrack is PEAKK

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[inner walrus]

i love the soundtrack so much

[brisk olive]

what?

[valid silo]

Currently I'd rather play all the games I got (cc + pit people + mewgenics)

[brisk olive]

red roles need to break free from their hive mind

[valid silo]

I don't like leaving my steam liberary unplayed...

[viral merlin]

I really need to get around to playing more mewgenics

[valid silo]

I just started

I was hesitant at first cuz like

[viral merlin]

going to keep abusing this vid

[valid silo]

I don't like super popular games that just dropped

But mewgenics is peak

[torpid path]

I don’t agree with it

[valid silo]

The style is so good

And the music is OMEGA underrated

[viral merlin]

my thing is that i have the same problem i had with wobbledogs in that i get too fucking attached to the little critters i breed

and i feel horrible watching them die

[feral sandal]

why does he sound like if the deep had a child with hasan

[brisk olive]

what

[viral merlin]

or like giving them away

[valid silo]

Honestly I only get attached to the guys that win

[brisk olive]

why are you breeding little critters and then watching them die

[valid silo]

Like cuz you spend so much time battling with them

[brisk olive]

what kind of demented shit do you guys do in your free time

[viral merlin]

I had Markiplier with a sick red afro

[valid silo]

At least in mewgenics

[viral merlin]

and i loved him

[feral sandal]

I eat cookies and drink lemonade

and then i watch cartoons!

[valid silo]

You like battle for 20 minutes

[viral merlin]

mewgenics is about breeding cats and sending them out for combat

[valid silo]

And then at the final boss they croak

[brisk olive]

disgusting

[craggy juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870146189021028382/1446714069011927181/togif-4.gif

[valid silo]

And I'm DYING

[viral merlin]

it's an edmund mcmillen game it's just what he does

[valid silo]

Literally in the name...

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[brisk olive]

this is some much needed context

[viral merlin]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/686060/Mewgenics/ it's great though

Steam

Mewgenics

The Ultimate Turn-Based Cat Tactics and Breeding Roguelite
From Edmund McMillen (The Binding of Isaac, Super Meat Boy) and Tyler Glaiel (Closure, The End Is Nigh) comes a deeply tactical legacy roguelite that asks:

What if you could breed the perfect army of whiskered warriors, then send them on tactical adventures in search of food, money…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

43420

Metacritic

88

mfers got like everyone they could find to do cat noises for them including mfing chris chan

[valid silo]

Made by the GIAT EDMUNDDDDD

I love you edmund mcmillian

[vestal wraith]

Breeding rougelite

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

oh he deleted his embed fail

[craggy juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471593177956876321/1487116233017921636/omaygad-mellstroy.gif

[valid silo]

Deleting your embed fail is more shameful than keeping it

[viral merlin]

mfers got everyone

this is just the content creator section

[valid silo]

Where is stampy

[feral sandal]

something feels off with this selection of people

why are like none of them like

cat themed

[viral merlin]

o yea vinny is there too

[feral sandal]

youtubers

[viral merlin]

because it is really funny to reach out to a bunch of people and ask "hey can you meow for my game"

[valid silo]

Stampy is like THE BEST PICK

[feral sandal]

the living tombstone 😭

[craggy juniper]

She was just very negative.

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[viral merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttMmAK0qrw markiplier fucking WENT FOR IT though

[valid silo]

So that's why the mewos are soo weird..

[feral sandal]

🤤

[craggy juniper]

I don't fucking know English yet. I swear.

[valid silo]

Nah it's fine

[feral sandal]

❤️ its ok

[valid silo]

The meaning came off right

[craggy juniper]

And I'm very scared to make a mistake because I don't know English very well, because I'm Russian.

[viral merlin]

dw about it too much friend

[craggy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/bernardson-silly-goober-silly-cat-gif-3512342629753561110

[viral merlin]

you're doing fine

no embed perms till you're a higher level rank

sry

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bernardson-silly-goober-silly-cat-gif-3512342629753561110

[viral merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[craggy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/прив-gif-24931475

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/прив-gif-24931475

[viral merlin]

they will be baked soon inshallah

[valid silo]

Best way to learn english is to speak it

And uh

Listen

[rich tusk]

hi

[feral sandal]

what a wonderful experience seeing someone try to learn your language

[valid silo]

إن شاء الله

[viral merlin]

why is resident evil village half the size of resident evil biohazard !!!!

what the fuck !!!!

i don't wanna play village !!!! i wanna play my re777

[craggy juniper]

Oh well, this is a real disaster.

[valid silo]

The humble dev unoptimizing>>

[viral merlin]

i mean i guess cause it was the first game made in the RE engine

[valid silo]

Just talk alot and you are eventually gonna pick up

[viral merlin]

but still

[valid silo]

Yeah

I mean re7 had alot of stuff

Don't forget that

Like alot of stuff

Re8 is bigger and all but like

[viral merlin]

I just don't like re8 as much man

[valid silo]

again bigger ≠ more space

[viral merlin]

Leaned too hard into the like fantasy elements and most of the game felt like a slog

[valid silo]

I'm gonna get crucified for this but re7 and re8 are my fav in the franchise

[viral merlin]

Nah valid

[craggy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[valid silo]

I just love ethan winters

[viral merlin]

I just personally didn't like re8 much

[valid silo]

Plus I was never into re that much

Before re7 dropped

When re7 dropped I remember it was all the rage

And I used to watch so much about it

[viral merlin]

mfer has a court of mutated monstrosities dictating what horrible punishment to give him and bro goes "hey can i have a say in this"

[valid silo]

I never got around to playing it

[viral merlin]

Yea re7 basically revived the franchise

[valid silo]

I hear and see good things about re2-re4

And re5 is cool cuz wesker

But honestly

[viral merlin]

it's also the only resident evil game where the story doesn't feel like too much of a convoluted mess lmao

[valid silo]

Re7 more specifically

And re8 in general

Are so peak

[viral merlin]

re5s only redeeming quality is wesker i'm ngl lmao

[valid silo]

I still have no idea what the story is

I just know uh

Some flower in africa

Makes people crazy or smthn

But it can also cure disabilities

[viral merlin]

progenitor virus which all umbrella viruses descend from

[valid silo]

Like for example why the fuck the raccon city shit happened? no idea

[craggy juniper]

I have an interesting question:
How well do you know SCP lore?
And how long have you been studying it?

[valid silo]

Why the fuck are all the people in re4 crazy and why they kidnapped the president's daughter

[viral merlin]

progenitor virus grew on the flowers and usually killed the host but strengthened those who survived it

[valid silo]

No idea?

What is wesker and the uroboros? Actually I do know

Cuz I play dbd..

[craggy juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280346741933215754/1438878413921189990/tenor_23.gif

[valid silo]

Not because I care about re lore

[viral merlin]

tribe had a whole ritual where they would have people partake in eating the flowers and those who survived would be higher ranked

[viral merlin]

las plagas

[valid silo]

At least in something like outlast

It's straightforward how murkoff is evil

But umbrella is honestly grey

Morally that is

[viral merlin]

kidnapped ashley cause idk actually something about her having some special properties that would make her a good host/sacrifice for smth

[valid silo]

Like somehow they rescue ethan at the end of re7

Ain't they supposed to be the bad guys?

[viral merlin]

not umbrella

BSAA

[valid silo]

What's the diffrence

[viral merlin]

Umbrella got shut down big time after raccoon city

[valid silo]

Lmfao

[viral merlin]

BSAA was like the organisation made after that was supposed to clean up their mess

[valid silo]

So that's why they recruit umbrella people

Or smthn

[viral merlin]

yea they went like "oh we're repenting for our past mistakes and using our knowledge of bioweapons to help the fight against them" which was partially true

till like a lot of the BSAA went rogue and started fucking around with bioweapons anyway

[valid silo]

@true sky you know re5 pleade chime in blud

[valid silo]

And that happened.. when?

Is tha requim lore

Cuz I got no idea

Honestly I'm still confused about re8 lore

[viral merlin]

resident evil village

though it's really easy to miss

Chris' squad comments on some section of the BSAA going rogue iirc

[valid silo]

I see

Honestly I have no idea what is up with re8 to this day

[viral merlin]

Mother Miranda tried to kill herself after losing her baby but accidentally got infected by the mold which she then used to have people worship her while she tried to find a way to bring her daughter back

cause the mold can hold people's consciousness somehow so she believed she could be revived with a suitable host

[valid silo]

Oh right the mold

I thought it was some wack ass umbrella virus

Gosh umbrella loves making those

[viral merlin]

started a whole religion around herself to placate the village peoples until she found a host in Rose aka Ethan's daughter, impersonated Mia to try and get close to Ethan and take the girl (Hence why Chris randomly fucking shoots her in the beginning)

when she got Rose she basically just said "fuck it release the werewolves" which is why all the village people are confused as hell and panicking while still praying to Miranda for help

[viral merlin]

eugenicists amiright

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-cat-gamer-cat-pro-gamer-gif-21395567

[viral merlin]

no guys you just don't get it the t virus that straight up turns people into zombies is VITAL to the evolution of mankind

[velvet mason]

The yapper

[viral merlin]

havoc i'm just resuming the role i had previously in the server

lemme yap about resident evil lore please let me have this

[velvet mason]

Im impressed icl you only been here like 2 hrs

[viral merlin]

o yea, Wesker is the product of a eugenics program where they got a bunch of kids to try and teach them eugenicist ideals before trying to make them superhuman through infection of progenitor virus derivatives

of the 13 only two survived the infection, both given the surname Wesker after the project's founder

[brisk olive]

nerd

[valid silo]

Oh fuck

[viral merlin]

Uroboros is a mix of progenitor virus and las plagas of some sort that kills like 99.99% of the people it infects with horrible mutations but the rest become even more fucking superhuman, Wesker wanting to release it worldwide so most of humanity would die but the strongest would survive in a "survival of the fittest" ass mindset

[valid silo]

I thought wesker was normal

[viral merlin]

NO LMAO

[valid silo]

I thought he had 2 loving parents

[velvet mason]

I understand

[valid silo]

The idea she got werewolves in cages LMFAO

[valid silo]

Mewww- nah just normal eugenics

[viral merlin]

IDK I JUST ASSUME SHE HAD SOME WEREWOLVES ON STANDBY

[valid silo]

I'm pretty sure

The werewolves are just there

Or smthn

Or it might be some umbrella thing

[viral merlin]

I don't actually know how the people in village were reacting to like the four lords like

[valid silo]

The fucking werewolf virus

Okay

[viral merlin]

did they just accept that the vampire lady was just there

[valid silo]

What's next

[viral merlin]

and magneto

[valid silo]

The vamp-

Oh yeah

[viral merlin]

no just the mold

the mold has wack ass properties

[valid silo]

Dude

The mold is like

Okay I know the mold

But it's not like

That crazy

Like it gives you weird goopy abilities

[viral merlin]

Mother Miranda did work with umbrella btw they are linked so maybe they did do some wack ass experiments

[worthy mist]

THE MOLD

[valid silo]

But turning you into a vamp or a werewolf??

[viral merlin]

like explicitly mother miranda inspired spencer to start the entire eugenics program

[valid silo]

Okay yeah ethan regenerating like crazy

That makes sense

But then you got the tall ass vampire lady and a pack of wolves

Those aren't the mold...

[viral merlin]

that's why I said I don't like the fantastical elements of re8 too much they leaned a bit too hard into it

[valid silo]

I feel like it's fine

[worthy mist]

Lowkey my favorite lore part of re8 was how they treated Ethan

[valid silo]

They can explain it as umbrella BS

[viral merlin]

mia on her way to make love with a fungus

[valid silo]

Genuinly worse treatement than clarence on the tapes

[worthy mist]

Fr
I love him realizing that he died back in 7 and never even knew
Imagine the mental gymnastics

[valid silo]

Bro got his fingies chewed then his army cut

Hold on

I got a meme

[worthy mist]

I gotta run RE7 in VR soon

[viral merlin]

the fact that he died in the "welcome to the family son" scene gives it even more aura than it already had

[worthy mist]

RIGHT

[viral merlin]

jack straight up just said "whatsup fucker" and oneshot the protagonist

[worthy mist]

Jack was kinda goated though

Ethan was a wuss

[viral merlin]

only reason ethan survives is cause eveline wanted a father figure

[viral merlin]

Not really

man got his hands cut off constantly and didn't care much

dude had no military training or anything in 7 he was just rawdogging that shit

[worthy mist]

Compared to the Leon I grew up with that splawg aint shit

[viral merlin]

I mean

leon is a cop

ethan is just some dude who misses his wife

[worthy mist]

True, he DID absolutely fuck

I love resident evil lol

[viral merlin]

samesies

been on a binge of all the mainline games

[worthy mist]

I still haven't played the remake of 4 and it pains me

[viral merlin]

The remake of 4 is great

[worthy mist]

I've beaten the original re4 like 7 times

[viral merlin]

they do cut content in the remake though iirc

and made leon a bit cooler and less hammy sadly though still incredibly hammy

[worthy mist]

Lol

[viral merlin]

he doesn't just blurt out "women" randomly :(

[worthy mist]

LOL

[valid silo]

Maybe the mold makes it bigger..

[worthy mist]

[viral merlin]

look man it's her husband and he looked the exact same I can't say I wouldn't fuck the mold as well

[viral merlin]

It's like the uroboros tentacles

[worthy mist]

[valid silo]

Saved for future blackmail

[valid silo]

IT'S LIKE THE WHAT

I'm scared with what you'd let nemesis do to you...

[worthy mist]

Lowkey an RE5 remake would be awesome if they did it right

[valid silo]

That man is like...

Tentacles...

[viral merlin]

nemesis can make me see stars as much as he likes.,,...

[valid silo]

STOP

[viral merlin]

it just feels hard to salvage idk

[valid silo]

Only I'm allowed to simp for re characters

Like dimatrescue...

[viral merlin]

can definitely improve the feel of the gameplay cause the camera/movement felt HORRIBLE compared to like any of the remakes

But like

How do you add puzzles or make it less action focused

[worthy mist]

I thought 5 was good
But its always been a really "you like it or you hate it" game

[viral merlin]

and how do you remove the fact that they

you know made questionable choices

regarding the zombie designs

[valid silo]

I just wonder how they gon make chris punch a boulder

[worthy mist]

Yeah

[valid silo]

He 100% doing it for sheva

[viral merlin]

do you think chris got married to sheva

[valid silo]

If she wasn't watching

[viral merlin]

haven't played 6 maybe he did get married idk

[valid silo]

He would've gone other way

[valid silo]

6....

[placid kite]

chris cant have kids
all those roids destroyed his body

[worthy mist]

Well a lot of that was just due to setting but I see what you mean

[valid silo]

We don't talk sbout re6...

[placid kite]

re6 is so ass

[worthy mist]

Man Chris is so good at killing rocks

[viral merlin]

I've been enjoying it with the caveat that i'm playing it with reaper so it's naturally a lot more fun with banter, can't imagine how horrible it'd be to play with an AI

[valid silo]

Chris and ethan was so crazy though

[tight badger]

https://tenor.com/view/omnidroid-omnidroide-los-increíbles-los-increibles-the-incredibles-gif-4328387008683820309

[placid kite]

chris is the best exterminatior
he destroyed the mold infestation in my bathroom with just his hands

what a legend

[tight badger]

emb fail

[viral merlin]

Though I do mostly enjoy it for like narm charm cause it's really easy to poke fun at

[worthy mist]

Eugh, yeah i played it originally with my brothers, so

[viral merlin]

except for like anything involving wesker the wesker moments are all hype

[placid kite]

also dude why are the re7 mold monsters SO WEAK

[worthy mist]

Wesker is the goat
The new wesker was a pushover wannabe

[placid kite]

they were anihilated by a REGULAR GUY

not ethan

clancy

[valid silo]

Wesker is the definition of hype moments and aura

[viral merlin]

I mean it's not like the Bakers were particularly good at the whole turning people into zombies thing I think the mold just kinda made them from corpses by accident

[valid silo]

Oh man

Clancy

[viral merlin]

eveline didn't care about them whatsoever so the mold just kinda

[valid silo]

I thougt his name was clearance

[viral merlin]

dicked with them

[valid silo]

I love clancy

[viral merlin]

LMAO

[valid silo]

Clancy is such a goat

[viral merlin]

I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WITH CLEARANCE

[valid silo]

I feel bad for him and his friends

[valid silo]

SHUT UP

[placid kite]

clancy was the GOAT
and then he dies to a birthday cake

[valid silo]

I haven't watched the tapes in ages

[placid kite]

❤️

[worthy mist]

I thought the mold monsters were actually just fully constructed from the mold
Which made them clumsy and unfinished

[valid silo]

Oh yeah

I fucking forgot

Wait

Clancy canonically...

[viral merlin]

Zeno getting called an imitation by Gideon so obviously got under his skin it's kinda funny

[valid silo]

He never got his fingies cut

[placid kite]

literally survived every single baker
and dies to a cake

[viral merlin]

Man just couldn't aura farm as hard as Wesker

[valid silo]

Which ment he got through the first part of 21 flawless

[worthy mist]

BWAHA
that scene made me smile so wide

[valid silo]

I love 21

[viral merlin]

Oh maybe? I thought they were like at least somehow connected to the murders committed by the bakers though

Maybe like

[placid kite]

he also survived the basement
this means he had to fight a shit ton of molded and JACK BAKER THRICE

[valid silo]

Jack having a whole ass saw movie apparatus

[viral merlin]

Consciousnesses that were taken into the mold and which weren't strong enough to take full form?

Like sorta what happened with Ethan?

[valid silo]

Wait

Tf

[placid kite]

also can we like
powerscale joe baker rq

[valid silo]

I'm forgetting

Yeah

[viral merlin]

I didn't play end of zoe

[placid kite]

like could joe 1v1 chris

[valid silo]

Hold on

The son

His name...

[viral merlin]

so don't have much context for Joe

[valid silo]

What was his name..

[worthy mist]

Perhaps
Like tortured souls given form thanks to the fungal memoryyyyy holy fuck i just realized

[valid silo]

I fucking forgot

Lucas

[viral merlin]

lucas

[valid silo]

Yeah

Lucas

[viral merlin]

the psychopath

[valid silo]

Lucas with his saw apparatus

Bro was straight up jigsaw

Exept if jigsaw was like fuck you

Joe is like such a goat too

[viral merlin]

I love how Lucas' mind wasn't even being fucked with by the mold he's just like that naturally

[valid silo]

The dlc is made with so much humor and whimsy

[placid kite]

bro joe baker is a menace
his punches do more damage than the fucking machine gun
this means each punch he throws is getting struck by a bullet

[valid silo]

He just punches his way through shit

[worthy mist]

He's havin fun

[viral merlin]

Like he straight up got cured from the mind-influencing part of the mold by the Connections he's just dicking about

[placid kite]

could joe 1v1 chris

[valid silo]

I feel like

He was fucked up

But the mold..

Gave him the intelligence...

[viral merlin]

nope

[valid silo]

To build evil contraptions...

[viral merlin]

no like

[valid silo]

NO

[viral merlin]

straight up

[valid silo]

Headcanon..

[viral merlin]

it's stated he's just like that lmao

[valid silo]

Headcanon..

[placid kite]

lucas was smart
its just the mold removed his empathy

[valid silo]

Isn't it stated he killed that kid for like

[placid kite]

i think he was going to college before what happened

or something

i forgot

[valid silo]

Having him in the cellar

[viral merlin]

All the DLC in re7 is just the goofiest shit ever

[valid silo]

But like

The ability to build

Elaborate contraptions

That's da mold..

[placid kite]

also dude
when are we seeing the return of white mold

[valid silo]

Also how the fuck is he making freinds

[placid kite]

white mold was genuinely a pretty cool mechanic

[valid silo]

It is implied in not a hero that he got friends

How the fuck does he have those

[viral merlin]

He was already an expert with electronics that's why the connections made him immune to the mind fuckery to begin with so he could monitor the situation for them

[valid silo]

??

[placid kite]

also yall
which hardcore mode in re7 was the worst to slog through

[viral merlin]

psychopaths can have friends :D

[valid silo]

No but like he's straight up evil how the fuck does he have friends who are doing things in the cave man

Psychopath doesn't even fit lucas

[viral merlin]

weren't those just the connections

[valid silo]

He's more fucked than that

[viral merlin]

or

like the people who basically hired him

[placid kite]

thats only from the mold btw
before that he was pretty normal

[valid silo]

Yeah

I knoww

He wasn't as fucked like that

[placid kite]

yeah that was just bsaa i think

[valid silo]

Yes he killed a kid by locking him in the cellar

But like that was it

[viral merlin]

BSAA wasn't evil at this point

[valid silo]

No I'm talking about

[viral merlin]

re7 corporation shenanigens was the connections

[valid silo]

The BSAA getting tipped off

Of lucas

Because of his freinds

[viral merlin]

o right

[valid silo]

Or smthn

And they wanted to export smthn

[viral merlin]

yea again memory is hazy cause I didn't play much of the DLC

[valid silo]

Not a hero was my fav dlc

I love it

[placid kite]

i played hardcore on every DLC
straight ass

btw

dont do it

its not worth the infinite ammo

[valid silo]

Lmao

[viral merlin]

OH not a hero is free I didn't know

welp

know what I'm doing today

[valid silo]

Yeah

[valid silo]

PEAK

[placid kite]

for your own sake dont professional mode that shit

you get a knife only

for more than half the gameplay

[viral merlin]

Wasn't planning to

I got infinite ammo in requiem just now but I can't be arsed slogging through the games over and over in a short timeframe

[placid kite]

i wouldve just gotten a trainer

to like skip all the grind

but i was on xbox when i did it

so i had to unlock everything manually

i even did that fuckass demo for the rusty coin item

[viral merlin]

the like found footage one?

[valid silo]

Pretty sure

The found footage is like

Not the demo

[placid kite]

yes the one where clancy had to escape the home

[valid silo]

The demo is seperate

[placid kite]

and could get infected

[valid silo]

Or smthn

[placid kite]

oh you mean found footage dlc

yeah i did that too

[valid silo]

Peak

[viral merlin]

the demo was like the tape you can find in-game which follows the camera crew exploring that lets you know there's a secret door

[valid silo]

Honestly I love the setting of found footage

[viral merlin]

didn't mean the found footage dlc mb

[placid kite]

i defeated mr bighead on 21

[valid silo]

Lol

[viral merlin]

forgot that dlc name

meant the like

literal found footage of the camera crew

[valid silo]

Oh yeah I forgot there were several opponents

I thought it was just hoffman

[placid kite]

i felt so bad for hoffman bruh

[valid silo]

But there are like guys with special stuff

Or smthn

I KNOW

[placid kite]

he got literally ANIHILATED

[valid silo]

I feel so bad

He has a little girl...

[placid kite]

and just kept coming back

[valid silo]

Waiting for him

[placid kite]

dawg was the william afton of resident evil

[valid silo]

Dude hoffman's resolve is strong

Clancy DIES if he gets 5 fingers cut off

[viral merlin]

guys hot take

[valid silo]

But that man is like "one.. more"

[viral merlin]

we should kill and eat lucas

[placid kite]

i always come back...

[valid silo]

Kill ✅

Eat ❌

[placid kite]

isnt he a puddle

[valid silo]

My man wants to see his little girl

[placid kite]

eat some lucas soup

[viral merlin]

again idk i haven't played not a hero

[valid silo]

Honestly if I was in clancy's seat I would let myself die so hoffman can go live

[viral merlin]

i thought he just got taken into custody or smth

[valid silo]

But lucas is a bitch

He wouldn't let hoffman go

[valid silo]

Oh..

Uhm spoilers but

[placid kite]

lucas gone bruh

[valid silo]

||he fucking dies||

[viral merlin]

Oh good

Godspeed

[valid silo]

Like

[placid kite]

turned into a slime puddle

[valid silo]

Not a hero

Has a bossfight

Of that mf

[viral merlin]

I mean

Okay wait is he like disconnected from the mold hivemind or just from Eveline

[placid kite]

also lucas is REALLY strong in lore
he was able to breach the suit's filter system

[viral merlin]

Cause if the former then the dude didn't even get preserved bro fucking got sent to hell LMAO

[valid silo]

He is literally part of the mold jivemind

You see him

With joe

And zoe

In the cutscene as ethan

Even joe says lucsd wasn't that fucked up

[viral merlin]

in the dlc?

[valid silo]

(He was fucked up but not like ingame)

[viral merlin]

I know Jack said he was a good kid in his scene but

[valid silo]

No in the base game

HE IS IN THE SCENE

I think

[viral merlin]

Joe isn't lmao

[placid kite]

also whats your guys go to weapon in the main campaign

[valid silo]

I know jack and zoe are

I KEEP MISREMEMBERING NAMESI

I keep thinking jack is joe

[viral merlin]

tbf jack and joe are similar enough

[valid silo]

Keep thinking his name is joe anyways

I know joe as "the uncle"

Lmao

But yeah uh jack and zoe are in the cutscene and I'm 99% sure jack is too

*LUCAS

LUCAS

Fucking LUCAS

Christ my memory is dying

[viral merlin]

I think the general consencus was that Lucas was always fucked up but his parents just didn't really know, think there's some documents talking about him being a trouble child and the whole basement thing

[placid kite]

just remember guys
joe can explode a human skull by jabbing it

dont mess with joe

[viral merlin]

But yea I guess Lucas must be in the hivemind then in which case

good riddance mfer suffer forever

[valid silo]

Yeah but that's not like he is in the game

He isn't mr jigsaw

[viral merlin]

.

he literally locks you up in an escape room esque thing where he's trying to kill you

oh misread that nvm

[valid silo]

I'm gonna

Fucking

Kill you

[placid kite]

also would yall eat margret baker's cooking

looks delicous

[viral merlin]

The psychopathic tendencies were always there I think he just started acting on them after his family went insane anyway cause he knew no one would care

[viral merlin]

HE"S NOT EATING IT HJACK!~!!!

[valid silo]

And the mold^

The mold

[viral merlin]

HE'S NOT EATING ITTTTT

[valid silo]

It's the mold

Anyways

[placid kite]

margret canonically made all the recipies for arbys

[viral merlin]

i love how everything in re7 and re8 is just explained like

[valid silo]

The baker's being good people was such a good reveal honestly

[viral merlin]

"THE MOLD"

[valid silo]

I remember I felt so bad for them

Espically jack

And margret

They were WONDERFUL people

But that BITCH

Turned them evil...

God I wanna fucking beat that dumbass child

[viral merlin]

To be fair it wasn't THAT much of a reveal cause it was clear they were probably a normal family until the mold infected them but the fact that they were trying to take proper care of eveline and mia and rescued them and such definitely added a lot to them as characters

clearly like

proper good people

[valid silo]

Idk

It was a huge reveal to me

[viral merlin]

that just ended up in a shit situation after trying to rescue people in an act of compassion

[valid silo]

When it happened

I remember I think I cried a lil bit

[placid kite]

do you guys like the pocket knife or survival knife more

[viral merlin]

they had pictures and such as well as documents around the house that they definitely wouldn't have put there in their current mental state

[valid silo]

Like that cutscene with jack trying to reassure ethan that he won't hurt him

And jack telling ethan to kill eve...

[viral merlin]

the cutscene with Jack pleading to help his family definitely hit the heartstrings

[placid kite]

jack baker is like a really good person

[valid silo]

Amen

[placid kite]

if you see him in the zoe dlc in found footage

hes literally just a southern dad

[viral merlin]

we love our southern rural dad

[valid silo]

Amen

He remindes me of my grandfather

Lowkey

[placid kite]

he reminds me of my own father
going out of his way to help others

too bad that was jack's downfall

[viral merlin]

God the like Zoe prequel dlc where they slowly all go insane was such a good sequence

[valid silo]

Amen

[placid kite]

it was tragic seeing the baker family punished for helping others

[valid silo]

You know the seen where margret is trying to fight the mold and is telling zoe to gtfo

Before she becomes infected too

God...

[placid kite]

also dude jack's first instict to seeing his infected wife was to immedientally defend zoe

dude might be the goat

[valid silo]

Oh yeah

Margret was the first

Probably by proximity of eve

But margret still had the last fight in her to compose herself and tell zoe to leave

[placid kite]

also i like to think clancy survived the basement with ONLY the pocket knife

the idea of some regular ass guy killing armies of mutant zombie people with a literal tool is funny

[viral merlin]

Margaret was also implied to have had some mental health issues before though like obviously nothing crazy

[valid silo]

Re7 is tragic as hell man

[viral merlin]

Like she had an anxiety disorder or smth iirc

[placid kite]

re7 was in my opinion the BEST resident evil game besides the original

it's story was literally S tier

[wispy raven]

Jack? That's the name of the main character in every anime

Jenny being his love

[placid kite]

omni man swinging punch image

[viral merlin]

I think there were some documents talking about her being taken to the doctor for smth before they turned?

[viral merlin]

speaking of which @valid silo the one document where the doctor talks about them having mold and urging them to come back is hilarious to me cause it implies mfers just had a normal doctors appointment at some point after they already turned homicidally infected

maybe the doctor just assumed they were on meth, it's the american south after all that's prob a common occurence

[viral merlin]

the original resident evil isn't all that great i'm not going to lie

I love the atmosphere cause it feels a lot more like actual horror/alone in the dark type shit but

it's really rough around the edges

[placid kite]

i liked it because of the gameplay and because the dialouge was so funny

[valid silo]

Didn't she have that before

Or smthn

[viral merlin]

I mean yea the ps1 dialogue is awesome

[placid kite]

"My ultimate life form, TYRANT!!"

"AHAHAHAH!!"

"Chris??? STOP IT!!!!!"

[valid silo]

I remember margret going to the doctor

Before

[placid kite]

wesker has the emotional defense of a toddler

[valid silo]

I know lucas did go to the docotr

When he was a kid

[viral merlin]

was looking for the clip

[valid silo]

LMAO

[viral merlin]

I fully choose to believe this is the reason why he's like "I DESPISE CHRIS REDFIELD" later on in the series

chris laughed at his science project he worked very hard on :(

that's just mean :(

[placid kite]

hes mad that his science project was clowned on by his best friend

[valid silo]

No wonder wesker has no girlfriend...

[placid kite]

thats why he keeps pictures of a medic in his drawer

💔

[viral merlin]

wesker keeps saying like old friend and doesn't even point the gun at him until he starts laughing i genuinely believe he wanted to be buddies with chris until he mocked his science project and was so heartbroken he swore revenge

[valid silo]

OH MY GODDD

Not THAT

[viral merlin]

didn't he have like Jill in a swimsuit or smth

[placid kite]

no it was uh

the other girl

[viral merlin]

Claire?

[placid kite]

the one from re0

[valid silo]

Rebecca...

[viral merlin]

Rebecca

gotcha

[valid silo]

Do not

Uh look it up

Trust me

Not good...

[placid kite]

wesker found orobosing it to a picture in stars HQ

fired

[viral merlin]

It's not that bad

[placid kite]

executed

[placid kite]

fun fact

it was in BOTH versions of re2

the original and remake

this means that wesker has always been a freak

[valid silo]

Murdering you

[viral merlin]

replacing the daughters dlc section in re7 i'll get into the dlcs proper tomorrow

[valid silo]

B-based...

[viral merlin]

to be fair rebecca also just looks cool as hell maybe they were just playing basketball

she's posing for it so

[valid silo]

😭

[placid kite]

7 minutes is all i need... said wesker as he was running late to his meeting because he had to goon to a picture

💔

who made this guy the fucking villian

[viral merlin]

it's not like he's taking a picture of her in secret or anything she's a consenting party

[valid silo]

7 mins is how long it takes for him to bust

He's a holder alright

[viral merlin]

Seven minutes. Seven minutes till tyrant- chris? stop it :(

[viral merlin]

complete. global. masturbation

[placid kite]

wesker is the biggest fraud in all of RE

also dude i like OG hunk more than modern hunk because it actually felt like you were barely making it out instead of ripping shit apart

[viral merlin]

I REALLY need to start playing the resident evil sidegames man

[placid kite]

4th survivor on the og game was fucking hell on earth

[viral merlin]

I wonder if they're gonna do anything more with Hunk cause like

[valid silo]

Hunk...

[placid kite]

nah leon slimed his ass out in re9 trust 🗣️

[valid silo]

LMAO

[viral merlin]

the guy you fight in re9 is almost certainly him and they made a point of his corpse disappearing if you step away out of the room

[somber raptor]

Time to find out how the Golden Land arc ends

[viral merlin]

Like he fucking played dead and BOOKED IT

[valid silo]

Man

I just got requim spoiled...

[viral merlin]

o

[valid silo]

Can't have shit in this discord..

[viral merlin]

ii sorry

io forgot you havent't played it yet mb

well

you fight hunk for some reason

it's not clear why

that's all

[valid silo]

Nah it's fine I really haven't watched it or played it

[viral merlin]

no more spoilers from here on

[placid kite]

i havent played requiem either but i probably wont til it comes out on gamepass

[valid silo]

Maybe I will play it

[viral merlin]

Requiem is great

[valid silo]

Watching it on yt I doubt it

[viral merlin]

Like genuinely top tier

[valid silo]

I watched re7 and 8 when they first dropped

[viral merlin]

Haven't enjoyed a game like it in a while

[valid silo]

But idk

[placid kite]

also am i a psychopath for 100%ing re8 on xbox

[viral merlin]

Just kinda sucky on replay cause the raccoon city section drags a lot

[valid silo]

May I introduce you to castle cra-

But nah genuinly

It's fine

[viral merlin]

I do need to play castle crashers sometime

[valid silo]

I have been intentionally not really caring about requim

Or anything that drops recentally

[viral merlin]

why does every re game just need that one section that sucks ass

[valid silo]

Genuinly mewgenics is the only recent thing I'm into

[viral merlin]

Besides like maybe the re4make

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ou-iea-beibi-gif-18005959778970490362

I just got it

And it is so peak

[regal crow]

953?? what 💀

[viral merlin]

the re4make is consistently good throughout I feel

[placid kite]

all i know about that game is that its fucking unhinged as hell

[valid silo]

It is

[viral merlin]

that's edmund mcmillen for you

[valid silo]

But it got style

And the music is good

Genuinly all the boss songs

Are so good

[viral merlin]

Ngl I haven't gotten far I only got to act 2 and didn't play further than that I just know there's like 3 fights against hitler

[valid silo]

The radical rat and the cat at the start

[placid kite]

my friends are working on a game where you make burgers in hell
i cant wait for the full release

[valid silo]

Fuckin hell

[valid silo]

Gen-cide

Gene-cide

I think his name is

[regal crow]

wow i got the tag

[valid silo]

Also he got a 100% chance to kill himself

[valid silo]

Mewing.

[viral merlin]

https://mewgenics.wiki.gg/wiki/Hitler_II if i hadn't seen screenshots of it i would have believed everyone was fucking with me

[placid kite]

isnt there also a final boss of him too

[regal crow]

robot paradis

[valid silo]

This remindes me of

The fetus

From super meat boy

[viral merlin]

I think there's a game in one of the dreadx collections with this exact premise actually

think it was about hot dogs though

It was broken for me I didn't know how to progress

[placid kite]

wanna know what the game is gonna be called

you will never guess

[viral merlin]

Hell's kitchen?

[placid kite]

burgatory

🍔

[viral merlin]

incredible

horror games where you just work in fast food have been weirdly common as of late

wonder why

[placid kite]

its a friendslop game

like lethal company

[viral merlin]

overcooked 3.0

probably 6.0 there's a lot of overcooked clones i think

[pale moss]

ohh i remember playing that on my older brother's ps3 a while ago

i think i have the switch version
the one with the pink character

[valid silo]

Overcooked is peak

[valid silo]

It is so peak

They just dropped a new dlc

That refreshes the game's art

It is so good

[placid kite]

so i need some opinions

im making an Asymetrical horror on SCP based on the SCP 5000 continuity

what scps would yall want as survivors

i already have the 4 killer scps

and i really need ideas because i can only think of like 3 friendly SCPs who would be good survivors

[amber lintel]

@rocky adder otavio got deadlock if we want to play at some point

[valid silo]

[viral merlin]

@valid silo yea lucas was always a nerd ,,

i love the bakers' utter confusion at the concept of a usb drive

[placid kite]

feras i bet i could fold you in battleblock theatre

[valid silo]

He just like me fr (exept the part where he is evil)

[valid silo]

Bro I just finished battleblock theatre recentally

I got RUINED by the ending

[placid kite]

damn i actually refunded the game after 30 minutes

because it kept bugging out on me

[valid silo]

it's SO GOOD

[placid kite]

and wouldnt work correctly

[valid silo]

Uh

You just need a good friend

As a co op teammate

But the story is just

[placid kite]

no i meant like the game physically wouldnt let me do online gameplay

[valid silo]

Man that shit RUINED me

[placid kite]

so i had to refund it

[valid silo]

It is probably fixed

They did a QOL update

Recentally

[placid kite]

sweet

might rebuy it

[valid silo]

Battleblock theatre is a GEM

I do suggest you get it

[placid kite]

gem alert

[valid silo]

The humor is funny

The cutscenes are hilarious

And the story will WRENCH your guts

This is genuinly my reaction to the ending

[placid kite]

the behemoth games when theyre told to either get atomized or stop making good games

that one gif of davy jones falling into the abyss

[valid silo]

AMENNNN

I own ALL behemoth games

From alien hominid (2004) to behemoth (2024)

[placid kite]

i love it when old flash games get full indie publishes

like the last stand

[valid silo]

They are all genuinly peak experinces

[placid kite]

my legend

[valid silo]

Like alien hominid HD

[placid kite]

i remember when it released on xbox 360

[valid silo]

(I wasn't born then)

[pure dew]

bagel

[viral merlin]

oh I see someone has taken my place as the resident omori fan

[placid kite]

youngin!

[valid silo]

Hey look man

When I launched castle crashers and it asked me if I wanted the old style or the new one it hit me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497427454304845904/1502028088140369940/2026051.JPG?ex=69fe382a&is=69fce6aa&hm=660fbef4473d033b61426d71d85ef07cdd21252565e56bc9a44b75b6fc190c76&

I WAS BORN ON 2008 :SOB:

[placid kite]

im sad to say ive only played castle crashers once

[valid silo]

IT IS LITERALLY TRUE

[pure dew]

first played it in 2022 and still haven't stopped thinking about it

[placid kite]

but it was fun lowk

[valid silo]

Play it more

Lowkey

It is amazing

Amazing solo even MORE fun co-op

https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-red-knight-knight-storm-lightning-gif-18443170179604185761

[placid kite]

i might get it and play it with my friends

also do yall know ball

the evil within

[valid silo]

I heard of it..

[placid kite]

its a must play
the best way i can describe it is

metal gear solid mixed with resident evil and silent hill

[valid silo]

Damn

[placid kite]

and also throw like a bunch of lsd on top of it

and some lobotomies

and boom

thats the evil within

[placid kite]

and for godsake

dont skip cutscenes

trust me

it will get super confusing if you do

[valid silo]

I'll

Nah

Dw

I don't skip cutscenes lol

I will consider

[placid kite]

good

i skipped one cutscene and i go from a room to the streets of manhattan with a pile of stone ontop of me

[valid silo]

LMFAOOO

[placid kite]

the evil within is literally those memes where its like a serious cutscene and as soon as you skip it the game turns into a fucking mario kart game

like in terms of how CRAZY the turns are

like this game will take a shit on your logic as soon as you finally think youve figured something out

and thats why its so peak

[valid silo]

I see

[rocky adder]

at some point i’m down

[viral merlin]

damn how many level 100s are there

back in my day there were like 6 or 7

[gilded timber]

214!

[viral merlin]

GODDAMN

[gilded timber]

The maximum level was reduced to 50 quite a while ago

[viral merlin]

huh

[inner walrus]

im level 44

i have been it for a long ass time

[viral merlin]

checked and yea was the third level 100 after havoc and terran

goddamn people have been talking since i've been gone

[inner walrus]

welcome back

[viral merlin]

thank you glad being gay has been legalised

nathan was. a figure for sure

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-balloon-shaking-gifdopedrao-gif-18309166828393550457

[viral merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[slender inlet]

torture

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/tenshinhan-tenshinhan-meme-tenshinhan-edit-tenshinhan-vs-vegeta-tien-meme-gif-13031692354216351447

[boreal ferry]

hello hop

[viral merlin]

HIIII

[sleek estuary]

holy youre back

[viral merlin]

has every fucking oldgen just become NW staff now holy

[viral merlin]

Howdy ho

[inner walrus]

yeah most became NW staff or was NW staff at one point

[sleek estuary]

i was always into TS man

o7 waffles

@icy mica do u remember him

[tiny tinsel]

UncLandia

[sleek estuary]

oh wow he's still here

[viral merlin]

Same waffle that uhhh what's his name

The one that kept going with the riverling pfp bit for forever

Dylan

same waffle that was friends with dylan?

[sleek estuary]

uhh im not sure

this wafel was TA alongside me ced tijs and ember

he also was helping me with the scpsl faq site

[viral merlin]

tijs...

GOD i remember river trying to like fucking train tijs and i in a gc for ts and i just noped out cause i realised i valued my sanity

[sleek estuary]

😭

[rocky adder]

ultrakill is so peak man

[rocky adder]

naur

just replaying

or

rather was just replaying 7-4

[viral merlin]

The new layer is just TOO DAMN LONG MAN

[rocky adder]

WRONG

XXXXXXX

[viral merlin]

and also get lost a lot but I guess that's the point

[rocky adder]

INCORRECT

yeah it is

[viral merlin]

MFER 8-3 TAKES LIKE HALF AN HOUR