general-chat

[midnight swift]

you know automata is long

[velvet mason]

No lock on

Ye

[midnight swift]

crazy

[velvet mason]

Normal felt too easy

[midnight swift]

mad man

[velvet mason]

But some bosses are lame on hard like Adam and eve

[midnight swift]

last section, last fight on the run E?

[languid radish]

He blocked me so i couldnt fish react him

[midnight swift]

have you ever done that

[languid radish]

Motherfu

[midnight swift]

Thats LONG and complicated

[tight steeple]

Guys, does anyone know how to solve the problem of connecting to the central servers?

[velvet mason]

No I havent gone past route a

[midnight swift]

russian?

[tight steeple]

yes

[midnight swift]

--weak-https

if im not wrong

[velvet mason]

I got spoiled on route a ending i think 🚬

[midnight swift]

.

[tight steeple]

who is this

[polar spade]

Hi

[midnight swift]

a rat

[polar spade]

Dude

Uncool

[midnight swift]

rats are cool

i love rats

[languid radish]

Fish react him

[tight steeple]

?

[velvet mason]

I been trying to forget as wwll

[midnight swift]

lol

[tight steeple]

i am rat?

[midnight swift]

no

use this launch option

--weak-https-security

[languid radish]

🐟

[midnight swift]

to connect

from russia

[tight steeple]

What's a rat

[velvet mason]

Remote access trojan

[midnight swift]

no=

[polar spade]

Anyway if —weak-https-security doesn’t work, you’ll have to join the Russian localised server and contact their Tech Support team

[midnight swift]

i meant a rat

[polar spade]

!langru

[midnight swift]

the animal

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[tight steeple]

This is something like a workaround

[midnight swift]

no

i was just joking

lol

[tight steeple]

and what

[midnight swift]

use this --weak-https-security

on the launch options

[polar spade]

Russian ISPs have recently cracked down on Cloudflare servers so its harder to connect for some people

[languid radish]

🐟 🐟 🐟

[round sable]

dealing with the super humans its complicated i guess

[midnight swift]

Bro what you think of pears

[languid radish]

Pears taste like shit

[midnight swift]

me and maro love it im just telling you that 100% love and support

[languid radish]

🐟

Revive the chat

Spread fish

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-good-morning-good-morning-gif-27700243

[midnight swift]

Where does this clip come from

[tough tapir]

Thanks Havonk

🐟

[midnight swift]

1v1 fish

[tough tapir]

fih v fih

Fih²

[boreal kernel]

hif

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[velvet mason]

Your present

[boreal kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492885702386520097/1495461586364792974/flight-flightreacts.gif

[velvet mason]

https://tenor.com/view/libra-equilibrious-beast-rage-enraged-gif-10771914981395534458

[midnight swift]

ok you are brainrotted

[boreal kernel]

wat

[midnight swift]

[boreal kernel]

troll face phonk

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-26

im sads

[midnight swift]

then get happy

yo

[boreal kernel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dcs-deal-with-it

[midnight swift]

thats an amazing emoji

sl yaoi?

[upper raven]

Hehe

[boreal kernel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-meme-219--k01KPZQQ3JX8M857APKX6CAXMH7

[midnight swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1416145886605479977/1492596158428610761/togif.gif

[boreal kernel]

no

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-no-2602

[midnight swift]

one last time?

[midnight swift]

I'm referencing this

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/novabomb-don't-do-it-stop-its-over-man-of-steel-gif-3198993858304354112

[subtle sky]

Is the PEARS a confirmed thing? Or just an idea?

[polar spade]

!pears

[snow umbra]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[polar spade]

6 hours

[maiden sparrow]

!pear

[snow umbra]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[true sky]

!pear

[snow umbra]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[true sky]

son

[orchid kraken]

this gotta be worst positioning i seen in game

[languid radish]

Whys his chest pumped outward tf

[brisk olive]

dunno

I stole it from someone

probably some romcom anime

[true sky]

Me and speed were laughing so much when we saw the body

[sudden tiger]

🐟

[meager jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhooh6oIK6o the players YEARN for titanfall 3

[gaunt talon]

I need blackout retribution 2

Miss that game

[round sable]

idk honestly

i was doing something thats why i didnt answerr vefore#

before

[midnight swift]

dw

[storm bay]

hello :>

[meager jay]

a

[sudden tiger]

Ty twin!

[storm bay]

[keen shuttle]

Yi

[round sable]

o dame los rangos que me merezco

[languid radish]

🐟

[round sable]

cualquiera me vale

[languid radish]

Ohhhh moderators

We got people not speaking englih

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-love-lick-cuddle-cuddles-gif-20845194

[vague kettle]

interesting

[brisk olive]

solo se puede hablar el español en el servidor localizado

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[vague kettle]

what could this mean

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[brisk olive]

I told him you can't speak spanish here and you can only do it in the spanish local servers

scrolling up evidently he speaks english

[tiny tinsel]

A su puta madre

Como estas

[brisk olive]

so I may have wasted my breath

which I needed

because I'm anemic

give me oxygen

[tiny tinsel]

We have glucose

[brisk olive]

brethren we can't break down glucose without oxygen

don't forget the cellular respiration formula

[tiny tinsel]

Sorry i larped chemistry

[brisk olive]

c6h12o6 + 6o2 -> 6co2 + 6h2o + 2atp

[polar spade]

Ah memories

[tiny tinsel]

Goodman wdym memories

U unc?

[polar spade]

Studied chemistry and biology in high school

(I study software engineering now in university)

[brisk olive]

lmao

[tiny tinsel]

Oh man

[polar spade]

I went through it all

[tiny tinsel]

Thats not good, man

[brisk olive]

I took the hardest classes in high school to get into a prestigous school only to major in computer science

[polar spade]

Nah it was alr

Loved chemistry

[brisk olive]

at least I fluently speak hindi now though

[polar spade]

Bio was a bit boring

[tiny tinsel]

I only had one year of chemistry

Now we focus more on the computer stuff

Its a technical school after all

[brisk olive]

I have only taken technical classes like once before

in junior year of highschool

I switched to university afterwards

[polar spade]

I would have done physics in HS if they offered us

[brisk olive]

I had ap physical sciences but no dual enrollment unfortunately

[tiny tinsel]

Math teacher teaching us bout sum vectors so we can make shadows in games

[brisk olive]

what

[tiny tinsel]

Yeah he said something like that

[brisk olive]

you are learning graphical programming in highschool?

since when the fuck was high school based

[tiny tinsel]

I guess now after a few reforms

[polar spade]

Different curriculum ig

[tiny tinsel]

Its just mostly the basics i think, he just teaches us that so we can apply it on other classes

[brisk olive]

the only computer-science-esque classes I had in highschool was an introduction to computer programming but they didn't teach you hindi in that class for some reason

I only got the real cs experience in uni

graphical programming is a good skill though

I'd pay attention because it is very low level programming

and low level programming is very high paying because it's a lot harder to get into than high level like webdev

[tiny tinsel]

Thats true

Like assembler or something

[brisk olive]

yes

but assembler is like

low-low-low level

I don't think very many people work with it now

unless you mean assemblers as in compilers

[polar spade]

AVR is fun to learn

[polar spade]

Assembly code I think he meant

[brisk olive]

yeah I figured

most people aren't working with assembly or other machine-level languages

you are almost always compiling to machine-level and then the assembler turns it into binary or hexadecimal

[polar spade]

Just work in machine code

Program in straight binary

[brisk olive]

you use brainfuck for enjoyment

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[polar spade]

Lmao

I should learn that

Would be really funny

[brisk olive]

this mf went to war and came back with memories, not ptsd

[brisk olive]

<<<+++[]--++< type shit

[polar spade]

Looks fun

[brisk olive]

NO

[polar spade]

I am going to go traumatise myself for fun now

[brisk olive]

brainfuck is not an exaggeration

that swiss person named it that way for a reason

you are a masochist

[polar spade]

Yes. This is well known

Why else do you think I still hang out here

[brisk olive]

actually

true

I guess we're both masochists

[rancid dome]

To burn time 🔥

[versed copper]

Can i ask what Is @misty violet doin' in SCP:SL for 42 Hours ;-;

[brisk olive]

first message in two months and it was pinging a random person

but I agree

how does one listen to scp sl's main menu music for longer than two minutes and not start becoming discontent

[polar spade]

Change the menu music

[brisk olive]

I agree

have whoever made the chase osts make new main menu osts

[midnight swift]

my max was 100h

[brisk olive]

I'm so sorry for your loss

[midnight swift]

there's something call developing

and making money out of that

[polar spade]

No, you can literally change it for yourself and add custom music

[cobalt summit]

good damn morning

[languid radish]

Its 5 in the afternoon

[cobalt summit]

8 am for me

[misty violet]

Wait MY PC IS STILL ON?

Well that's my CPU needing new thermal paste then

[versed copper]

I Guess So....

[misty violet]

Fuck

[cobalt summit]

didnt notice ur pc on for almost 2 days…

[versed copper]

8PM for me

[stoic lynx]

HI

[tough tapir]

rise and shine

[cobalt summit]

rise and shine maid

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1492405851380777081/Live_106_reaction.gif

[cobalt summit]

bot

[brisk olive]

i'm lazy

[brisk olive]

i'm eating your money

[cobalt summit]

eat my money

[brisk olive]

ok

[cobalt summit]

got paid 1.4k and literally 1k went to bills

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

tim…

[cobalt summit]

💀

thats life

[valid silo]

ong

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

1.4k what

pesos

[cobalt summit]

usd

[tame hollow]

Damn

[cobalt summit]

lmao im not in mexico

[tame hollow]

I am sorry to hear

[cobalt summit]

still got 500 for two weeks..

[tame hollow]

Gravy owns mexican currency. She's cool.

[tame hollow]

I got uh, about 600€ until the 30th

and i know theres like 300 still waiting to be withdrawn

But i can manage

[cobalt summit]

gravy hmu

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

lookin for a suga mama? 😭

[snow hound]

huh

[cobalt summit]

HUH

no im just playing

fish are friends not food

[languid radish]

Fish are food not friends

Why else would you eat only them before easter

[cobalt summit]

🥲

[sand kraken]

la

[heavy mesa]

I ate some fish today

It was very delicious

[cobalt summit]

horrible

[heavy mesa]

Yummy in my tummy

[cobalt summit]

gravy ban them

[heavy mesa]

no

[tiny tinsel]

He has me

I ate fish too

[heavy mesa]

is your pfp the 5k guard

[rocky kiln]

scp secret laboratory

[heavy mesa]

yes

[tiny tinsel]

Yes

[heavy mesa]

i see

[cobalt summit]

fish are friends

not food

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-good-morning-good-morning-gif-27700243

[plain adder]

@keen dew 👋

[cobalt summit]

midori are fish food

[dusky timber]

Nooo... RKN

[tiny tinsel]

Random killing mentioned

KOS all d class

[gaunt talon]

Sometimes

[tiny tinsel]

Total d class termination

[cobalt summit]

throw a nade in the elecator

elevator

[lyric cove]

Will the Northwoods address the recent issue?

[gaunt talon]

Which issue

[dusky timber]

The internet is heavily blocked in Russia, I can't do that.

[lyric cove]

Are you a Northwood employee? Then don't bother me.

[gilded timber]

Be nice

[lyric cove]

What?

[lyric cove]

Yes

[lyric cove]

The Russian community has a larger online presence than the entire game.

[true sky]

will the northwood adress the elephants

[lyric cove]

More than 50 percent

[bold kettle]

Long story short, there is not much we can "do"
The blockade has affected the connectivity for the russian playerbase, we cant fix that, that's up to the russian government to, well. stop blocking the internet

we are looking into workarounds, but there is no magic fix that we can just quickly do

[true sky]

yo bro careful... dont bother el wolf

[rancid dome]

Damn that's not cool for someone tryna help :(

[lyric cove]

The solution is literally under our noses

[bold kettle]

and what is it then?

[dusky timber]

Most SCP SL players are from Russia. And now the internet blocking has reached SCP SL...

[lyric cove]

Transit servers

[bold kettle]

this requires research on the legality, privacy implications, and cost checking

like i said, not a "quickly fix"

[mystic shard]

#Save_RU_SCPSL

[lyric cove]

📢 An Open Letter to Northwood Studios from the RU Community

Hi everyone. This is a collective statement from the owners and administrators of the largest SCP:SL servers in Russia.

Over the past few days, playing normally has become almost impossible due to intensified blocking of Cloudflare connections by local authorities.
As a result, traffic to the SCP: Secret Laboratory central (authorization) servers simply does not go through. A massive portion of our player base is now effectively cut off from the game.

These restrictions began back in 2024, and we have already lost a significant part of our community over these years.

We are tired of helplessly shrugging our shoulders in support tickets while watching players struggle to even log in.

That is why we are officially calling on Northwood Studios for a dialogue. We aren't just reporting a problem; we are coming to you with a ready-to-go solution.

What we are offering:

• Infrastructure: We are ready to deploy and maintain transit servers (relays) in neutral locations at our own expense. This will allow traffic to bypass local filters, stabilize the connection, and restore access for our players.
• Support Gateway: We know many players want to support the game, purchase badges, and donate to the developers but are unable to do so due to disabled payment methods. We have proposed a transparent and legal mechanism to bring this opportunity back to the RU segment.

Northwood, you’ve created an amazing game. Our community is one of the most loyal and active in the world. Please, don't let network barriers destroy the Russian-speaking SCP:SL community. We are ready to work together to fix these issues for everyone.

[bold kettle]

yes, i have seen it, you dont need to repost it.

what i said still stands, before we can consider this we need to assess the privacy, and legal implications

[winged cobalt]

Help us broski

[lyric cove]

The problem is not even about money, as I understand it?

[winged cobalt]

Russians want to play

[bold kettle]

use a vpn for the time being

[civic thicket]

I support my Russian kin 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[bold kettle]

privacy implications (GDPR, NW must follow it as we are a european company) are a big concern we have right now

[lyric cove]

Use a temporary solution that may soon be unavailable.

[bold kettle]

well, if steam gets blocked at some point you also cant play scpsl...

[lyric cove]

Open transit servers somewhere near Ukraine or Lithuania, Estonia?

[bold kettle]

those are "blocked countries"

[lyric cove]

Even if this happens, it will be bypassed and will not be blocked.

[bold kettle]

well, if they start blocking all traffic to outside of russia, then there is nothing to bypass, but, that isnt the case yet (luckily)

[lyric cove]

Do you even understand that if you do nothing, you will lose more than 50% of your online presence?

We Russians want to buy a Patreon subscription from you. Why can't we make a purchase using cryptocurrency?

[bold kettle]

might cause problems with the sanctions, but im not sure how those work exactly

like i said, we would like to do things for you, but we cannot "do it now"
we need to actually research what is possible, how its possible, if its legal, if its GDPR compliant, make documents if needed, set things up, etc

so please be patient, for the time being you will need to use a VPN
if we come up with a solution you will hear about it

there is nothing we can do for you outside of what i have just said, unfortunately

it will take time

[lyric cove]

In 24, you solved this problem.

Look into your chat history for 24 years and see if there's a solution to the problem.

[bold kettle]

It will definitely take atleast a few days, maybe a week

[tough tapir]

Maybe two weeks

maybe three

[cobalt summit]

maybe..

6 or 7

[ebon flare]

Maybe homicide is an option…

[tough tapir]

@rancid dome

Lookie lookie

[tough tapir]

your favorite

[rancid dome]

I hate you

[ebon flare]

Just ping everyone

Hey lucid

[gilded timber]

I want to keep my position actually

[cobalt summit]

am i a favorite??

[ebon flare]

I knew you were here

[tough tapir]

[cobalt summit]

looks like im not💀

[tough tapir]

everyone loves da tim

[rocky kiln]

SCP: Secret laboratory

[timid niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086535274877694002/1169714546437521581/kitty.gif

[serene coyote]

Hello

[ebon flare]

That game is horrible

[cobalt summit]

everyone loved me

[serene coyote]

Yes

100% of server

Wait...

@ebon flare

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392448916733034506/1449136975394111738/attachment.gif

[serene coyote]

This dude btw was a little angry as i see

[true sky]

a little

[serene coyote]

A little

[ebon flare]

It's been 18 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.

[somber raptor]

damn GitHub lets you set a successor for your account if you die 💔

[true sky]

why is he lying gif

[serene coyote]

5 gens of one developer when

[timid niche]

no

[serene coyote]

not loyal

[mellow drum]

yoo how do i even join these PEARS thingies? is there an ip noted somewhere, or do i have to enter a beta or something?

[serene coyote]

active yea

[true sky]

biggest lie ever

[true sky]

its not even up yet

[cobalt summit]

maybe if the game is broke this discord will be more active

[mellow drum]

yes i mean in general

[serene coyote]

wait for instructions in #contributor-announcements

[ebon flare]

!pear

[snow umbra]

The record for most pears eaten in 24 hours is 327.8

[polar spade]

#pears-faq

[mellow drum]

alright then

[serene coyote]

oh god

new category for pears

nw

[polar spade]

The PEARS has been unleased

[serene coyote]

but...

[gritty pasture]

.

[serene coyote]

2+2 = 4
1+1+1+1 = 4

[ebon flare]

!pear

[snow umbra]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[gaunt talon]

When is first session

[polar spade]

In about 2 hours

[cobalt summit]

67

[serene coyote]

we can start to talk about polish community u know...

[true sky]

dont know dont speak

[serene coyote]

so sigma

this is why i loves you

❤️

[past dune]

Huh

[serene coyote]

u want to discuss that???

ar u know who made first public rp server in sl

[past dune]

Well I'm polish

[serene coyote]

he was polish.

and still polish ofc

[past dune]

I'm polish

[serene coyote]

ar u opened first polish rp server alex

[ebon flare]

He became Russian after 1945

[past dune]

No

[serene coyote]

thats mean

u good

and i love u too alex

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[serene coyote]

❤️

[past dune]

What

😭

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[ebon flare]

I call dibs

[past dune]

!rep @tawny vapor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tawny vapor a reputation point!

[ebon flare]

Grr

[cobalt summit]

Grrr

ben

ho ho ho

[past dune]

[ebon flare]

no

[past dune]

Enough of this channel..

[cobalt summit]

yeas

[ebon flare]

No

[past dune]

Yes

I'm going to more prestige channels

[serene coyote]

i can open private tech ticket with u

[past dune]

What is your issue

[serene coyote]

u still not mine

my first issue

[cobalt summit]

[past dune]

I'm 19

[serene coyote]

I'm 18

[cobalt summit]

who wants to be mine

[serene coyote]

im not old as fuck u know

[past dune]

Luciddddd they are flirting with me again

[rancid dome]

No.

Stay.

[serene coyote]

U see

[cobalt summit]

guys.. im lonely

someone talk to
me

[polar spade]

What has the world come to

[ebon flare]

I NEED THIS, MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS

[polar spade]

You had to settle for Alex of all people

[ebon flare]

Sl is and has been cooked

[past dune]

Bro it happened like a few months ago and it went that badly that mods had to step in

[serene coyote]

This is my revenge for Auro and Havoc

[cobalt summit]

bro ts is just a joke

💀

[polar spade]

Goddamn. They really are desperate aren’t they

[past dune]

Fr

I mean I'm an average looking guy

[polar spade]

Like bottom of the barrel desperate

[surreal basin]

I didn't expect to see you here

[cobalt summit]

bottom of a gas tank desperate

[serene coyote]

It's my server

[ebon flare]

Rock bottom

nuclear crater desperate

[serene coyote]

welcome to dinspit secret lab

[ebon flare]

if they want Alex, must be atleast 10 shots down

[serene coyote]

we have cats here

and alex

[surreal basin]

Сильно бро.

[cobalt summit]

guys who wants be mine

[serene coyote]

i can be always with u

[cobalt summit]

[short valley]

That's MY gif! THAT'S MY CLIP!!

[past dune]

What....

Now they r bullying ne

😭

[short valley]

The Original

[cobalt summit]

thats how relationships work

u be nice

then ur mean

back and forth

deal w it

[past dune]

That's called manipulation

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882011146851328011/1208753471520509952/creature_1.gif

[past dune]

Bro

[ebon flare]

Depends

[cobalt summit]

meow

rawr

[past dune]

Nah I'm leaving

[cobalt summit]

cya

uwu

[copper lodge]

can you please tell me why does IP for russians is called like that

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1437775923427545138/DinoCyn_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[copper lodge]

"Save RUS SCP SL"

[past dune]

I guess it's their way of showing the protest

[serene coyote]

yeah

[polar spade]

Not sure who they’re protesting

[serene coyote]

they weird

[past dune]

Go protest to the government

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[cobalt summit]

cant protest smth that cant be fixed

kek

[serene coyote]

they still thought what u an evil

[serene coyote]

true

[past dune]

Goodman it's all your fault
You and rkn blocked cf

[ebon flare]

RKN or smth

[polar spade]

Russians have government representatives they can contact with their concerns, right?

[polar spade]

For once its not my fault. It usually is, but this evil act wasn’t me

[serene coyote]

good joke

[ebon flare]

they are deaf and blind tho

[copper lodge]

Roskomnodosor

[past dune]

Well getting mad at us on the ticket isn't helping

[simple abyss]

it would go something like this:

https://klipy.com/gifs/guy-arguing--k01KQ06KW6ZQXTD1ZFD8C2EPCV7

[ebon flare]

Rkn

[copper lodge]

i tell you this: they banning internet because the robots attacked the russian army

[serene coyote]

ah yea

[past dune]

And then you get drafted

[cobalt summit]

67

[simple abyss]

skrill issue

[cobalt summit]

skll isseu

[surreal basin]

So you understand, before SCP SL, we blocked YouTube, Discord, Telegram, and other things, and shit, we're already starting to see North Korean-style stuff.

[ebon flare]

shrimply a srkill issue

[serene coyote]

are u know what T-800 attack russian army????

they sent by NW ofc

evil company

!!!

[copper lodge]

country will be banned from russia

[cobalt summit]

gotta go to work now

[ebon flare]

They are equipped with jailbirds

[serene coyote]

maybe...

[past dune]

Rkn fully blocked CF

[ebon flare]

jb, wrk

[cobalt summit]

twrk

[serene coyote]

i forgot to said you btw

not fully

[surreal basin]

And these idiots have literally blocked their site a couple of times already lol

[past dune]

It was fully blocked yesterday

[serene coyote]

they cut the cf traffic to 16 Kbps

it's more funny

[past dune]

It's not our fault

[copper lodge]

btw i remember a femboy video where RKN operator commented: "i like this"

[ebon flare]

enough for an essay to send

After a few hours

[ebon flare]

gay rights are rkn rights

[lofty minnow]

who blames nw

[simple abyss]

some russians

did blame us originally

[past dune]

A lot

[ebon flare]

#killNW

[past dune]

Trust me a lot of ppl get mad even on tickets because it's "our fault"

[ebon flare]

It’s your fault specifically

[cobalt summit]

i mean it is

[serene coyote]

evil nw

[surreal basin]

• They always have excuses like this: fighting fraudsters, so that terrorists can't recruit people, and other ridiculous reasons, and because of this, they literally blocked WhatsApp and Viber.

[past dune]

Oh right I forgot
I fully blocked CF in Russia mb guys

[cobalt summit]

yup

[copper lodge]

delete game vro so nothing will be banned ❤️

[serene coyote]

why nw block terrorists

[ebon flare]

Hello rkn

[past dune]

How did that convo went to terrorists topic bro wtf

[lofty minnow]

idk why would they cuz i made a similar ticket only once some months ago and that time it was actually nw's fault that affected some people randomly iirc a small patch was released even

[copper lodge]

RKN has banned letter "A"

[lofty minnow]

but rn

[lofty minnow]

rn i dont see why they would blame nw

[ebon flare]

Tryna block people with pink candy

[past dune]

Sometimes auth issues happen but Ced fixed them asap
However when the government blocks the internet it's not our fault

[copper lodge]

well....

[ebon flare]

the rkn is a department of NW so it’s your fault

[lofty minnow]

was it some server host or just players who blamed nw

[surreal basin]

Bro, that's what I said. These are their common excuses for why they block different apps. LOL

[ebon flare]

We have blocked those terrorist who use uber eats

[past dune]

Both

[surreal basin]

🙂

[past dune]

Why do y'all talk about terrorists.....

[ebon flare]

why not

[past dune]

Wdym why not

[copper lodge]

why can't just game create scp-001

[surreal basin]

Bro, I just quoted their excuses. Nobody started a thread about terrorists.

[past dune]

I know I know I saw
They did not you

[lofty minnow]

also was it just "its your fault" or there was like smth else cuz rn i see some russian servers reposting a "message to NW" with some proposals

like was it connected to that or you dont even know about this

[copper lodge]

and hers too.

[past dune]

Hers?

[lofty minnow]

wdym

[past dune]

[copper lodge]

i think you get it but bruh

[past dune]

Those "proposals" aren't that easy and a lot of them won't work

[lofty minnow]

idrk what do they offer but just curious to know if it was a discussion of those proposals or random people complaining about not being able to play SL

[ebon flare]

Its been 18 minutes with SCP:SL…

[past dune]

They can find working workarounds

Its not like no1 can play

The smarter people that find a solution are able to play

[lofty minnow]

ik, for me it was fine

[past dune]

Are you able to play rn?

[lofty minnow]

ofc

[past dune]

See?

Look around and it will work

[lofty minnow]

wdym see i didnt say anything about that

and didnt complain also

[rancid dome]

hallo chat

[past dune]

I'm just saying that a lot of them complain even tho they can find a solution

Hiii Noemiiiii

[rancid dome]

talking about some issues?

[past dune]

I'm the issue

[rancid dome]

Ive been here longer than you

[rancid dome]

Finally. Admission.

[past dune]

I blocked all Russians can you believe it?

Oh

:((

[ebon flare]

What up new member

[rancid dome]

the great inchident

[past dune]

Ikr I'm so powerful

[rancid dome]

the only way to bypass this block is to pay Alex to fund his femboy clothes

[past dune]

And make rkn and Russian gov to unblock cf

[ebon flare]

it’s staying blocked

[sleek estuary]

oh god theyre coming

[past dune]

DENTYYYY

[rancid dome]

What even is rkn

[lofty minnow]

i think the main concern is that ofc smarter people still can play but community can shrink a bit if some dont know how to bypass

[past dune]

Roskomnadzor

[lofty minnow]

also wasnt this "block" just this period of time

[past dune]

Well it's not our fault

[lofty minnow]

or they are like getting ready if this will continue

[rancid dome]

time to look that thing up ig

ah alr

😭 still waiting

[sleek estuary]

i think dpi is the best bypass and i think its pretty common

wait

dude

BRO

[lofty minnow]

again im not saying it is im just trying to understand the situation properly

[sleek estuary]

FELLOW SKEB USER

HOLY SHIT

[sleek estuary]

good lord

whats their link?

[past dune]

What's that

[sleek estuary]

skeb

[rancid dome]

commission

for my pfp

[sleek estuary]

art

[past dune]

Awesome

[ebon flare]

Skeb-idity

[past dune]

I'm broke

[rancid dome]

@Do_While02

dont wanna link it so it'll look like advert lol

[past dune]

If I wasn't broke I would commission

[lofty minnow]

yea but sometimes you need to tweak something for it to work right

[sleek estuary]

i only do low ones, like max 5k since i did 2 large ones and they didnt come out good

[past dune]

Denty can I have TS paycheck

[sleek estuary]

no

i dont get paid

so you dont

[past dune]

[rancid dome]

oh man that gotta suck

how much did you pay for the 2 large ones

[past dune]

What is that in $

[rancid dome]

15k is ~$80

so you can do the math

[past dune]

Jesus

[sleek estuary]

like 50 usd each

[rancid dome]

damn

[bold kettle]

from what ive heard, traffic to cloudflare ips gets dropped completely

[finite wagon]

Why do people think tv hijack videos are real most of them are fanmades

[sleek estuary]

i have 3 that im waiting on right now, im really hyped for one from @UIyoUandI since they have a really cool art style

[finite wagon]

Like the spongebob one

[rancid dome]

can I see some of the ones you got from commission if you dont mind? Can send thru dm if you want

[keen dew]

👋

[sleek estuary]

sure

[rancid dome]

I'm saving up to commission another atm :D

half the cost of this one being made and also cool art style

[lofty minnow]

if that would be the case i wouldnt be able to access it without vpn right?

[bold kettle]

i suppose so

maybe some ISP's are behind

though something is definetely going on

as there is an increase in russians asking for help

[lofty minnow]

maybe, cuz with dpi bypass thingy im fine rn

[tawny vapor]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[past dune]

wild

@rancid dome

[tawny vapor]

Oh, hah

[digital barn]

I'll send you my proposal.
You're free to contact me any time, really want to do what I can to help.

[rancid dome]

what?

[copper lodge]

@tawny vapor Who are you

[past dune]

Russian guys message about my mother but it's deleted now

[copper lodge]

what is wrong with your mother that people hate it?

[tawny vapor]

Your local technical support member

Hello!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-22013263

[sleek estuary]

who are you

[copper lodge]

"local technical support member"?

[copper lodge]

the name says it

[upper raven]

Im pibble

[copper lodge]

hi who are you i'm dad

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/invader-zim-who-are-you-i-am-zim-who-are-you-gif-13280270808180518463

[copper lodge]

w h o a r e y o u

[past dune]

Your worst nightmare

[copper lodge]

no thanks, i'm don't need that

[past dune]

[copper lodge]

go create 682 model for SCP:SL

:)

[past dune]

I can't

Idk how to blender

[polar spade]

!682

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[brisk olive]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[copper lodge]

ask someone to teach

[brisk olive]

can't just be taught blender

[polar spade]

Very easy to use a blender

[past dune]

Fuck the donut tutorial
I hated it

[brisk olive]

it's called 3d art for a reason

[polar spade]

Just put the fruit inside a blender

[upper raven]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[upper raven]

We got leak!!!

[valid silo]

who up here sfm

[polar spade]

Add some water, and turn it on

[valid silo]

ANCIENT command

like prehistoric even

[brisk olive]

takes years to get good at 3d modelling

[upper raven]

Ancient..?

[copper lodge]

NO WAY1!!!! SCP-000 SCP:SL HAVE BEEN LEAKED IN 3 DAYS?!?!1!11?

[astral aurora]

Possible matches

• SPC-001-EX (+55)
• SCP-0000-EX ⁠— Lost (+337)
• SCP-999-EX (+97)
• UF-00031 (+84)
• SCP-000 (+1987)

…and 95 more

[polar spade]

Isn’t there an 000-EX SCP?

[upper raven]

No bot commands in general1!!!111

[polar spade]

About a sentient AI haunting the database

But just gets ignored by everyone

[copper lodge]

aw shucks

[brisk olive]

yes

[upper raven]

hai midori

[brisk olive]

it basically edits articles

[past dune]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[copper lodge]

i need a tutorial how to get level 2763

[astral aurora]

SCP-0000-EX ⁠— Lost

by Ralliston
Object Class: Explained
Rating: +337

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[polar spade]

Oh its 4 zeroes

[brisk olive]

i don't remember the specifics but the foundation has a system to make sure it is never seen

in the scp files

[ebon flare]

I hate you

[brisk olive]

hai x-uram

[upper raven]

:(

[copper lodge]

!096

oh

[brisk olive]

!wran @copper lodge command fail

[snow umbra]

@brisk olive has wranned realo5 Reason: command fail

[past dune]

!wran @copper lodge command fail

[ebon flare]

There is no joke

[keen venture]

what time is the pears does anyone know?

[past dune]

Cool down :((

[brisk olive]

cassie said no

[copper lodge]

wow 2 warnings

[brisk olive]

3pm

iirc

[valid silo]

!wran @true sky for being a BUM

[snow umbra]

@valid silo has wranned gupierre_ Reason: for being a BUM

[polar spade]

!pears

[snow umbra]

When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?

The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog

What is PEARS?

Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game

[valid silo]

!pear

[snow umbra]

Pears were originally discovered by Julius Pear, who famously hated them

[past dune]

#pears-faq

[copper lodge]

dude wh-

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1497272672814370867/hiding-twitter.gif

[valid silo]

when your son is a BUM

[brisk olive]

I would have bought patreon to do pears but I really don't play the game enough anymore to justify it

content drought as a wise man once said

and to be given infinite content and then have it revoked is like teaching a man to fish and then drying up the lake

[keen venture]

dont have access im pondering on buying patreon until last second

[copper lodge]

!

[ebon flare]

Now is last second

[past dune]

Ah oke

[keen venture]

no literally like a few minutes before i want to max the patreon value

[past dune]

Yeah.... Better to buy now and connect accounts so you can play than buy later and potentially have some issues with connecting and downloading the build

[ebon flare]

[brisk olive]

not how that works

you pay for a month upfront

[past dune]

Buying an hour later won't make you lose anything

[keen venture]

ik im just trying to justify to myself on buying it

[brisk olive]

I'm just going to watch someone stream the pears test

personally

[past dune]

Feel free to if you want to
People will stream it anyways

Don't force yourself

[ebon flare]

!pear

[snow umbra]

Pears covered in with salt is a popular delicacy in some countries and is praised for it's sweet and bitter flavour

[brisk olive]

content isn't guaranteed to be added anyway

[past dune]

It's a support for these who wants to pay

[rancid dome]

What is bro doing at 3:39 am

[polar spade]

Work

[brisk olive]

basically just them testing for proof of concept so they have data for concepts they could look at for the future

[rancid dome]

nightshift?

[brisk olive]

and you pay to be the rat

[polar spade]

Yep

[ebon flare]

W*rk

[rancid dome]

[polar spade]

10-4 shift

[past dune]

Pears is peak tbh
I love QA

[rancid dome]

home soon™

[brisk olive]

I love QA too but platonically

[keen venture]

it looks fun tho i like the concept of the new pears

[ebon flare]

I hate QA

[past dune]

I love having access to the build month before everyone

[brisk olive]

when I worked as a game engineer I had to have a lot of meetings with the QA team and they are chill

[polar spade]

More reason to play PEARS
It might never be added, and they’re actively looking for feedback on it

[past dune]

They are chill until we make programmers depressed

[rancid dome]

time to eep

[brisk olive]

yeah but I have to pay money for pears

[rancid dome]

gn

[past dune]

You can watch streams

[brisk olive]

if it was free I'd help out

[brisk olive]

planning to

[rancid dome]

watch me come online again in 20 minutes

[past dune]

Noemi go to sleep

Rn

[keen venture]

14.0 beta was peak but 14.1 was a let down but still fun so i expect the pears to be fun

[brisk olive]

idk man

[past dune]

Pears is something very different cuz it's a prototype

[brisk olive]

the server room and 127 were good additions in my eyes

[ebon flare]

@neo-

[brisk olive]

now prior to 127 being nerfed in 50 thousand different ways and before they added server rooms to the beta yes it was a let down

[past dune]

I'm gonna be playing if y'all want to catch me in game

[upper raven]

TFC modpack is peak

[brisk olive]

but I think the official release was good

[ebon flare]

!release

[snow umbra]

[upper raven]

!leak

[keen venture]

idk i could spend 10 euros for 2 weekends of peak hopefully or buy a fastfood meal

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[past dune]

Month

Patreon is for a month

[keen venture]

well pears is 2 weekends isnt it

[polar spade]

You get other benefits as well

[brisk olive]

yes but patreon isn't owned by scp sl

you are operating within a large company's framework not northwood's

[past dune]

Well but after that you still get benefits and developer showcases and Patreon posts and a lot of fun stuff

[brisk olive]

patreon itself is a monthly subscription to something

[upper raven]

I paid patreon once

I got broke

[past dune]

God bless staff having free Patreon content

[brisk olive]

I paid patreon once and now I live in a cardboard box under a bridge with a sad face written on it in sharpie

oh and it rains

[polar spade]

I paid Patreon
3 months later, my cheap laptop of 4 years got too slow to use and had to be replaced

[upper raven]

No patreon role though

[polar spade]

Could this be correlated?

[brisk olive]

the bridge and the box are wet

[past dune]

We have a better role

[brisk olive]

yeah

[keen venture]

well i justified myself enough i dont have anything better to spend money on

[pine pine]

my dearest and most beloved hubert add abel into the game

[brisk olive]

laptop said fuck you

just become staff

and bricked itself

[upper raven]

laptop is like a phone

But bigger

[brisk olive]

moreso a phone is like a laptop

but smaller

[past dune]

Awesome

[brisk olive]

a smart refrigerator is technically a computer btw

[polar spade]

Im staff and I still pay Patreon

[brisk olive]

so is a smartwatch

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[polar spade]

Idk why

[past dune]

I'm staff and I'm broke for Patreon

[midnight swift]

im never paying patreon

[past dune]

HI ZEROOO

[midnight swift]

my money wouldn't be spent good for optimizing this game

[keen venture]

paying your employer

[brisk olive]

you are lining your pockets with your own money

[midnight swift]

haiiii

:3

[ebon flare]

I just don’t care

[past dune]

Haiiiiii

[polar spade]

We work to earn the right to work

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-gif-15946523028530843330

[brisk olive]

what happens if you don't work

[past dune]

We work to get fed once a week

[midnight swift]

meeowww~ meeow~ mrrp :3

[brisk olive]

are you just not allowed to work

[past dune]

We don't get food

[brisk olive]

oh

[upper raven]

WHAT

WITHOUT ME?

[serene coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804859252216037410/985429407927771136/A6709E76-742D-4054-BDA0-0E892EDBD883.gif

[midnight swift]

who tf are you

[brisk olive]

someone subpoena the court for video footage of mozka's basement

[serene coyote]

ima little tired now

[brisk olive]

we need to verify the staff are fed

[upper raven]

Im utterly heartbroken now

[past dune]

Xname i believe

[midnight swift]

ok bro

[upper raven]

💔

[midnight swift]

i know but idc about his opinion

[keen venture]

well good i bought patreon early i dont have discord and it even connected

[ebon flare]

Staff are actively unfed

[upper raven]

rude

[valid silo]

minus income

[past dune]

Congrats and welcome to the Patreon

[midnight swift]

im sorry for being rude but ig

[midnight swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1475931905902776483/1475932064501989588/togif.gif

[past dune]

#pears-faq go check out pears channels!

[valid silo]

oh crap

the first pears session is around an hour from rn

I didn't realize that

I thought it'd be tmrw

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[brisk olive]

it says no access but I'm a criminal tresspasser

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/pear-ai-fruit-eating-eat-gif-3689386967197381891

[past dune]

Pears Patreon channel

[valid silo]

behold! NW gained an extra 1k USD

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-cat-cry-no-access-gif-4843402027541887132

[valid silo]

from this pears test..

[past dune]

Let's go!!!! (I don't get anything)

[valid silo]

jokes aside I bet 15.0 patreon beta will go INSANE

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-access-discord-no-access-dyno-gif-18072971425210803410

[valid silo]

like easily get 20k USD as 14.0 did

[polar spade]

Some of that better be going to the TS pizza

[brisk olive]

tbf

[past dune]

@tight ermine

[valid silo]

there's TS pizza?

[brisk olive]

pretty sure nw gets most of its income from the merch drops

[valid silo]

you mean 20 year old moldy pizza from 2006?

[blazing vector]

[polar spade]

We’ve been promised it

[past dune]

I'm 2006..

[polar spade]

Youngling

[brisk olive]

I believe that is the primary reason they do merch drops before development of large updates

[past dune]

Shit I'll be 20 in a month

[valid silo]

go back to your museum dinosaur

[brisk olive]

they did one before they started 15.0 in full swing last year around may iirc

[polar spade]

So young

[valid silo]

aren't you like 19 goodman

[polar spade]

No

[brisk olive]

a 106 before 14.0

[polar spade]

Enjoy your youth while you have it

[upper raven]

blyat

[past dune]

Mannnn time to die I guess

[upper raven]

4 days more and its gonna be a full year i was in this server

[brisk olive]

слава!

[polar spade]

Once you’re an old man like me, you’ll regret everything you haven’t done

[past dune]

I just saw new ticket poppup

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/f-gif-7874479504153967313

[upper raven]

Слава нама и будућности наше!

[past dune]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[valid silo]

read the room BLUDDEN

[brisk olive]

hey that's not russian!

[upper raven]

fool.

[tiny tinsel]

Same age as lowtier god

[midnight swift]

chat

:3

[upper raven]

That's serbian Cyrillic

[tiny tinsel]

Evil dictatorer of #general-chat

[past dune]

How would I know

[brisk olive]

the ħ told me

[brisk olive]

idk

[tiny tinsel]

Yo cuando hablo español y me dicen !langru esos mods xd

[midnight swift]

we love not paying child support