general-chat

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[spice kernel]

too much ggs kills the ggs

[midnight swift]

i think on roblox i got muted for saying too many times "Skibidi toilet Rizz gg"

[upper raven]

Follow me :<

[plush wadi]

The only thing I can think of on why that kid got banned on CS is he was hacking

[fossil python]

i swear they actually tweeted something over people calling valve volvo

[midnight swift]

LOL

[plush wadi]

I don't think there is literally any other way to get banned besides this

[midnight swift]

i dmed them https://zer0twois.strokinit.it/🐀/j5c0vdaw.png

this is like their insta thingy

volvo please release half life 3

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[upper raven]

Btw is your pronouns

[spice kernel]

russian accent says it all

[upper raven]

She/her?

Js making sure

[midnight swift]

no its rat / rat

im joking yes it is

[plush wadi]

100% lmao

[midnight swift]

I just love the russian accent on cs videos

[upper raven]

"js making sure" 🙏

[midnight swift]

ngl idc you can call me a dude a girl

idc

just i look like a girl im happy

[upper raven]

Cute dude

💔

FOLLOW ME DARN IT

[midnight swift]

calm

[upper raven]

oki :<

[midnight swift]

here

done

[plush wadi]

Dude is a pretty gender neutral term

[midnight swift]

happy now?

[midnight swift]

crazy

[upper raven]

Thank u

Me happy

[plush wadi]

I mean it's the truth

I call everyone I know dude, man, or bro

[midnight swift]

im gonna be honest i always had this mentality that didn't care lol, i care more i look like a girl

than like "OH my pronounces are this and that"

because at that point it would become natural for people

[plush wadi]

When's the FUCKING new FUCKING repo update FUCK

[brisk olive]

if I say I fuck dudes I don't think it's gender neutral still

[midnight swift]

to like call you a girl rather than forcing it, i think in my opinion its weird idk why

[spice kernel]

[gilded holly]

AND IM DONE

FUCK

[plush wadi]

Well duh sentence context matters dummy

[gilded holly]

ETOH SUCKS

😭

[midnight swift]

lol

[brisk olive]

I removed the existence of context

[plush wadi]

Saying I fuck dudes versus hey my dude is completely different things to say

One is directed at a gender and one isn't

[unreal ivy]

Sup fardo

[polar spade]

This is why I just use mate

[brisk olive]

that's nice but context doesn't exist anymore

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/why-did-you-say-that-barry-don't-say-that-why-angry-gif-10762050379544050444

[gaunt talon]

Hello neck

[brisk olive]

I just deleted it from existence

[spice kernel]

how did the discussion has gone to fucking dudes ?

[midnight swift]

i geniunly always wondered, if it was always just me as a kid or even guys loved being called girls

[plush wadi]

Because that's just the midori way

[spice kernel]

ok sounds about right

[plush wadi]

Always talking about some BULLSHIT

[brisk olive]

I got called a queen once and I was proud

[midnight swift]

its geniunly feel so nice

lol

[brisk olive]

they didn't know I was a guy because I have long hair and I didn't look at them

they only saw my back as I held the door for them

[midnight swift]

i get called girl because of my long hairs, but then i get up of the chair and they see a 6'3 guy lol

[unreal ivy]

Where "u" disappeared

[midnight swift]

and get scared

[plush wadi]

Kids growing up do not like to be called girls that's for sure

[spice kernel]

not my thing
sorry girls but i'm a man, I look like a man, and i'm into man

[plush wadi]

I think if you wear pink you still get called gay

[midnight swift]

idk deep down i always loved it lol

[brisk olive]

holy shit you dwarf me

i'm 5'5

[midnight swift]

wdym?

[brisk olive]

[midnight swift]

oh yea

[upper raven]

oh my

Tiny

Tiny creature

[plush wadi]

Because you always knew you were a woman I'm guessing

[gilded holly]

gnome?

[brisk olive]

i'm australian and therefore my expertise in pipebombs is high

[midnight swift]

idk, i just know i started dressing up since i was 11 lol and had thoughts of being trans at 8

[spice kernel]

in centimeters please ?

[plush wadi]

Being called a girl probably made your day knowing you are one

[brisk olive]

expect a pipebomb soon

[midnight swift]

i didn't even know what was a trans

[brisk olive]

I'm like

160 centimetres

[midnight swift]

my brain was like "Hmm it would be so cool if i was a girl"

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[upper raven]

SO SMALLL

[midnight swift]

195 in comparison

[upper raven]

Patotie is smoll

[upper raven]

Im 196 cm

AHAA TAKE THAT!

1 CM TALLER

[spice kernel]

oh yeah that's small, i'm not tall either, i think i'm 168cm or smth like that

[brisk olive]

dude why are you guys all fucking giantesses

[midnight swift]

idk last time i mesured myself it was 2 years ago

i might have grew up

[plush wadi]

Isn't 5'5 like above average for women what are any of you talking about

[spice kernel]

HUH

[timid niche]

Seen shorter people

[gilded holly]

im 200cm (6' 7")

[brisk olive]

5'4

[midnight swift]

i would wish i was smaller i hate being tall

[spice kernel]

how do you guys are more than 1m90 ?

[spice kernel]

I hate being small

[upper raven]

Im a tall femboy

[plush wadi]

Are you 5'4 or 5'5 make up your mind lmao

[brisk olive]

bro I can't reach the fucking top of a fridge without my tiptoes

[midnight swift]

i would love being small

[brisk olive]

5'5

[midnight swift]

ON god i can see the top of my fridge

and i hate it i need to lower

[timid niche]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[brisk olive]

I'm saying the woman average is 5'4

[timid niche]

Ngl

[spice kernel]

every year i'm the shortest of all my class and i have to lookup when I talk to anyone

[midnight swift]

i feel like kratos

[plush wadi]

That ain't a bad thing bro.....

That's actually really cool....

[timid niche]

Thats a good thing

[midnight swift]

it is ;(

[gilded holly]

im eye level with it

[plush wadi]

Women can be tall brochacho

[midnight swift]

i know but i always hated it

[brisk olive]

I bought a squat fridge so I can store my wine on top of it and not have it be out of reach

[plush wadi]

Just because society tells you women are naturally shorter and should be shorter, that doesn't make you inferior

[midnight swift]

have you EVER scared a child because you are tall??

i did

i just walked lol

[plush wadi]

Oh it's just a preference thing I suppose

[spice kernel]

could you stop patronizing us short people ?

[midnight swift]

dw can you hold me the soda please :3

[plush wadi]

Well that's a child so I wouldn't take them seriously

[spice kernel]

[midnight swift]

people are geniunly scared of tall people

[brisk olive]

how's the weather up there

[plush wadi]

They literally shit and fart and drool on an iPad all day

[midnight swift]

good ig

[gilded holly]

are my messages sending late

[plush wadi]

Only the weak ones

[brisk olive]

I hope it's warm

[plush wadi]

And they don't matter

[brisk olive]

like uncomfortably warm and moist

[spice kernel]

well total opposite, I swear I am a kid magnet

[upper raven]

[brisk olive]

like victoria in the spring

[midnight swift]

my friends call me a fucking pole or a slenderman

so imagine

[brisk olive]

slim giant

[plush wadi]

This is certainly a sentence

[plush wadi]

Well you have shit friends respectfully

[midnight swift]

We need to call jidion?

[gilded holly]

don't... say that...

[midnight swift]

I mean i have fun with them lol

its funny

[spice kernel]

[midnight swift]

tho its not fun to buy shoes

[spice kernel]

not like that

[gilded holly]

are you here for cupcakes

[brisk olive]

my friends call me asian slurs because my eyes just so happen to be small

[gilded holly]

custom order

[brisk olive]

[gilded holly]

sucks

[midnight swift]

YES

[brisk olive]

do I need new friends

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-the-whole-generation-generation-nuke-funny-gif-6559866131259948476

[spice kernel]

cookies >>>

[midnight swift]

OH NO

[spice kernel]

damn you really lost the lottery

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-eagles-edp-mattpryor-happy-gif-19403629

[brisk olive]

one of my friends said I look like a rice eater

[gilded holly]

rice tastes good

plain rice

[plush wadi]

Depends how frequently they do it ig but even still, it's just not funny anymore

[midnight swift]

ngl if i laugh am i a bad person?

[brisk olive]

I agree

I am a rice eater

[spice kernel]

=> find new friends

[brisk olive]

they are correct

[brisk olive]

no

[midnight swift]

honestly i have a thing

you insult me

[brisk olive]

I find it funny

[plush wadi]

They can still be bad friends even if you have fun with them

[midnight swift]

i will insult you

[midnight swift]

idk i insult them back so its like a joke

[plush wadi]

Then you reap what you sow chudster budster

[midnight swift]

at that point

[brisk olive]

I know

I chose these friends

[upper raven]

Midori if i could ask what's your pronouns?

[brisk olive]

one is asian the other is south american

they're basically insulting themselves too

[plush wadi]

I mean you talk about your height like it's a negative and then you tell us that your friends call you a pole or slenderman so they're not really being helpful now

[gilded holly]

who pinged me?..

[brisk olive]

he/him

I'm a guy

[midnight swift]

I mean i cannot change it, i have fun with them

[upper raven]

Oki

[brisk olive]

a gay one

but a guy

[spice kernel]

I didn't... well now I just did

[midnight swift]

i gave up when i became 180

[spice kernel]

🤝

[gilded holly]

almost said old

[brisk olive]

what the fuck is that banner

[spice kernel]

jojo >>>

[midnight swift]

my old banner

[gilded holly]

oh my

[midnight swift]

was so cool

[gilded holly]

why

[midnight swift]

fuck the sl mods

i loved it

;(

[brisk olive]

jojo is like

so fucking gay

[midnight swift]

i swear jojo is gay asf

[plush wadi]

Just watch AOT and you're good forever

[brisk olive]

is aot gay

[gilded holly]

theres one anime that i like

one

[plush wadi]

I just finished s1 last night

[spice kernel]

well what do you think I have that as my banner

[brisk olive]

you're a gay

[midnight swift]

wanna see mine?

[plush wadi]

What does this even mean

[midnight swift]

but I HAVE TO SEND IT IN DMS

[brisk olive]

is attack on titan gay

[spice kernel]

sure

[midnight swift]

and i want your approval

[upper raven]

Uhhh

[midnight swift]

ok im getting it from my home server

[upper raven]

What is it

[spice kernel]

not like I already said it

[upper raven]

Im curious

Rn

[midnight swift]

not too bad

lol

[plush wadi]

No I mean what does "gay" even mean in this context

[midnight swift]

just nw being nw

[upper raven]

Curious

[gilded holly]

what now i want to see

[brisk olive]

my comprehension skills are shit when I'm half drunk and half drugged by melatonin sorry

[plush wadi]

And why are we even using the term gay like it's a dirty word

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-5727928

[brisk olive]

because if aot is gay I'll finally watch it

[plush wadi]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!

[spice kernel]

why would you take alcohol and melatonin at the same time

[brisk olive]

it scarred me as a kid because I watched the first episode I saw a woman get fucking eaten

[brisk olive]

stupidity

[plush wadi]

It's like 20 minutes an episode and there are 25 of them in S1 so there's really nothing holding you back

[brisk olive]

I drank red wine earlier with thw aforementioned friends and then forget I'm still half drunk and took melatonin

[brisk olive]

animes can have that many episodes?

every single one I watch is like 13 episodes per season lmfao

[plush wadi]

AOT is probably the most "western" anime ever made

The rest of the seasons are 12 or 13 episodes

[brisk olive]

idk man

my anime type is can I eat your pancreas, the fragrant flower blooms with dignity, violet evergarden, etc

slice of life stuff

[plush wadi]

Not watching AOT is like not watching Breaking Bad

I know mfs who HATE anime but have seen AOT

[brisk olive]

will I get bullied if I say I've never watched breaking bad and only know the plot from short clips

[plush wadi]

That's how crazy good it is

[spice kernel]

haven't seen any of them

[plush wadi]

No because that's the strat to knowing family guy and american dad lore

[brisk olive]

I only know AOT's absolutely fire openings and closings

[plush wadi]

Get to it bud

[brisk olive]

because I learned how to play them on piano

[plush wadi]

Season 1B's new opening is terrible I can't even lie

Infinitely less aura than the 1st one

Made like a national anthem

[brisk olive]

I have to say

their openings are so fucking hard

[spice kernel]

well technically i saw 3 episode of breaking bad but then i was to busy because of my exam and i never started watching the series again

[brisk olive]

even if they are shit

but the first two are good

but really hard

[midnight swift]

the mother of my best friend thinks its a church song and she put it whenever she needs to go to chruch

[brisk olive]

it's like learning to play la campanalla

but different

[plush wadi]

The worst part about breaking bad is that season 1 is like a completely different show compared to the other seasons

[plush wadi]

Season 1 is like a comedy

[brisk olive]

is this peak or not peak

[midnight swift]

it is good the season 1 intro of AOT

but like its so funny

[brisk olive]

should we make guren no yumiya a church song

[spice kernel]

yeah seems like it's the same thing for every show/series/anime

jojo part 1 🥀

[plush wadi]

I find it funny how the first opening of AOT from ep1 to ep14 has so much fucking crazy action and aura but the actual plot in that episode range barely has any action, but everything after ep14 does

[midnight swift]

All nier songs

SL player please play nier

[plush wadi]

Most season 1s are really slow to pick up

Because it's just all setup

[brisk olive]

what is nier

[plush wadi]

How

[midnight swift]

https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/524220/

WE LOVE NIER

i need to spread the gospel

[brisk olive]

is this holy

[midnight swift]

yes

yes

PLAY this peak

or if you don't wanna play it

[plush wadi]

Even if it's not peak just play it anyway

[midnight swift]

you can watch the anime

[midnight swift]

ITS PEAK

[brisk olive]

I'm poor

[plush wadi]

Well yeah because it's nier

[midnight swift]

Yoko taro gave us the best masterpiece of this century after Half life

[midnight swift]

watch the anime

Nier: Automata Ver1.1a

[brisk olive]

is it on netflix

[plush wadi]

Larp as a girl and if you don't care about your humanity just get some mfs on discord to send you money

[brisk olive]

true

[polar spade]

Rob a bank

[brisk olive]

I once fooled an entire server into genuinely believing I was a girl for an entire year

not even joking

it was fucking incredible because at one point I revealed I was a guy and then started pretending again and everyone fucking forgot

[plush wadi]

Because the brains of people on discord are so gooner brained

[brisk olive]

all you need is a bunch of :3 and some thigh pics

[brisk olive]

true

[plush wadi]

Zero play to be found

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-the-punisher-daredevil-daredevil-season-2-gif-6797279741814404034

[polar spade]

Well yeah, if you claim to be a girl, who can prove you’re not

[brisk olive]

keep dreaming

[plush wadi]

Ew

[midnight swift]

omg i should start doing that

[brisk olive]

that's the thing

no one can

but they choose to believe that I'm a girl in hopes of hitting

[midnight swift]

bro i can fool people trust me

IM NOT becoming yamato

so im never sending them

[plush wadi]

Don't lose your humanity just yet bro

[polar spade]

What did Yamato do?

[midnight swift]

check pins of exiled general

[midnight swift]

at dignity are you there?

[polar spade]

So much effort, I’m too lazy

[plush wadi]

?

[spice kernel]

[midnight swift]

https://zer0twois.strokinit.it/🐀/qcocmdn5.png

[spice kernel]

poor yamato

[midnight swift]

just this

[spice kernel]

I know i know

[midnight swift]

good man check this out

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-wtf-wth-jj-jameson-thinking-gif-23033338

[spice kernel]

we used to play on the same servers

[midnight swift]

there are alot more

[midnight swift]

crazy

[plush wadi]

Ion want to be seeing allat

[spice kernel]

well we're both french so...

[midnight swift]

jumpscare ig

[midnight swift]

i speak french as a third language

(worst moment of my life learning it)

[polar spade]

I have that exact laptop i think

[midnight swift]

lol

[spice kernel]

yeah good luck with that lmao

[polar spade]

ASUS TUF Gaming A15

[midnight swift]

i spent 5 + 3 learning it

[midnight swift]

@signal bloom is this your pc?

i do wonder now if he got it

[gilded holly]

hai guys

[signal bloom]

Could be

[plush wadi]

You just pinged the demon bro

[spice kernel]

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[signal bloom]

Why ?

It's assus tuf

[midnight swift]

goodman said he had your exact same pc from that pic

[signal bloom]

Idk what exactly

[midnight swift]

.

[plush wadi]

If all gifs of this thing were this adorable maybe I'd care to read the scp article

[signal bloom]

Oh ok

It's pretty cheap

Computer

[spice kernel]

desktop computer >>>>

[signal bloom]

I just did some modification

Like more ram and SSD

2To ssd

[polar spade]

This is mine

[signal bloom]

48Go ram

[polar spade]

48 GB?

[spice kernel]

I really don't like laptop gaming computers
looks way to chunky

[polar spade]

Did you mix and match memory sticks?

[polar spade]

Knew it

[midnight swift]

he actually guessed it

omg

[polar spade]

Its the same laptop. Yeah

[midnight swift]

now you know that you share same laptop model as yamato

maybe there's a multiverse where you got yamato's laptop and he got yours

[spice kernel]

boring
a multiverse where yamato is goodman and goodman is yamato is way more interesting

[signal bloom]

Nope

Do you want to know why ?

[midnight swift]

why

[signal bloom]

His keyboard is wrongly organised

[polar spade]

What does that even mean?

[midnight swift]

lol

[polar spade]

No one can be me

[signal bloom]

(Azerty)

[midnight swift]

it means in a multiverse where you are a femboy and yamato is not

[spice kernel]

true true

[polar spade]

Your keyboard isn’t US?

[signal bloom]

Just to warn the on off button have problem

[signal bloom]

No bruh

[spice kernel]

european keyboard >>>>

[polar spade]

Weirdos

[spice kernel]

[polar spade]

What’s this?

[spice kernel]

i'm coming to your house tonight

[polar spade]

Oh boy company. Havent had that in a while

[signal bloom]

The button to activate the computer

Is bugged after a lot of used

[polar spade]

How old is your laptop?

Mine is like 2-3 years

[spice kernel]

short the pins >>>

[polar spade]

On a laptop

[spice kernel]

well yeah under the button you have 2 pins to short just like a desktop

you just have to dig a hole on the laptop but that's fine

[signal bloom]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASUS/s/DEeJu11UP4

Mine is 1 or 2 years old

I did add more Ram 48Go
And 2To of SSD

It's perfect

[spice kernel]

I envy your 48Go of ram

[polar spade]

I ended up building a full mod tower PC for myself

Though i still take my laptop to uni

[signal bloom]

Trust me i need them

[polar spade]

Opening 3 tabs of Chrome

[signal bloom]

But i fucking hate Win11

So buggy

[signal bloom]

I now use Firefox

[spice kernel]

32 is sometimes not enough for me, that fricking blender

[polar spade]

What memory configuration do you have?

What sort of sticks?

I have to live with 16 GB of DDR5 on my PC because the moment I wanted to upgrade, prices hit the sky

[spice kernel]

I don't even know what to use anymore, i've been using firefox for the last 5 years but it's been pretty slow recently

[signal bloom]

Yeah idk

My habit are thab i very rarely change

[polar spade]

Switched to Ubuntu on my Desktop and it’s way better

[signal bloom]

I change to Firefox

Because there was no more better way for adsblock

[spice kernel]

32Go ddr4 2666mhz for me
prices are the only thing keeping me from changing motherboard cpu and ram

[polar spade]

Yamato, How do you have 48 GB?
What sticks did you put in?

[spice kernel]

lots of people are promoting brave but i don't like change either so for now i'm sticking to firefox

[polar spade]

Did you get like one 32 and one 16 GB?

[signal bloom]

Wait you right it's one 32Go

And default for the otger one

My bad

[amber lintel]

been using firefox

[polar spade]

Oh. I now feel slightly less inadequate

Still need to upgrade my memory at some point

[signal bloom]

SL eating ram

[spice kernel]

at least you already have one stick of ddr5

[signal bloom]

I have Choose this labtop

Because i knew i could have upgrade it

Otherwise i would never choose it

[spice kernel]

If I do upgrade there is no way i'll go with 32Go or less so yeah bank account is not going to be happy if I upgrade right now, which i probably won't

[polar spade]

Yeah upgradability is important

I never ended up upgrading my laptop because I got a desktop, but I like having the option

[signal bloom]

The bad part about laptop

Is default config is real shit

[polar spade]

UEFI you mean?

[spice kernel]

bought a laptop for 2000 euros for school, so i won't really have any upgrades to do since everything is already high end tier

[signal bloom]

By default

You have Rtx 4070
With 16Go ram. And 500Go of memory

That so fucking stupid

[spice kernel]

no dedicated gpu, everything is on cpu ram and ssd

[signal bloom]

I paid 1800 and likely 100 of upgrade

[polar spade]

Mine was 1100 AUD

[spice kernel]

you paid 100 for a 2To SSD and 32Go of ram ????

[signal bloom]

Bro

That far

I can't remind exactly

So don't trust me bro

[polar spade]

Which is like 700 euro apparently

[signal bloom]

But that was before all this crisis stuff

[polar spade]

Man Australia’s economy sucks

[signal bloom]

Clearly not that much

Maximum i paid for both is 300

But i don't remind paying that much

[spice kernel]

well a 2To ssd on it's own should be around 100 euros

[signal bloom]

But also can't remind exactly

[polar spade]

Mine was a 3050 model

[spice kernel]

ouch

[polar spade]

Yeah. Though i don’t really play any really high intensity games

So it was just fine for me

[spice kernel]

I used to game with low specs hardware, but everytime I upgrade something I just can't imagine myself going back to something worse

[tawdry lark]

i just saw a larry try to turn off dead mans and i aint never seen something that stupid

[spice kernel]

[polar spade]

They were probably new and didn’t know

The game doesn’t explicitly tell you that dead man’s can’t be cancelled

[spice kernel]

started on a amd A8 6500 with integrated graphics and I was playing fortnite at the time 💔

[signal bloom]

I got Rtx4060

Before that

I was on Gtx1850

It's was a very good computer

And honestly still his

[spice kernel]

1650 ?

[signal bloom]

Only bad point it's than was getting old on graphics+Hdd memory

[signal bloom]

No wait Gtx1050

[spice kernel]

ohhh yeah that's old

[signal bloom]

Lol

[spice kernel]

latest gpu was a 1660 ti

I now have a 5070 Ti (yeah i robbed the bank to buy that one)

[polar spade]

Fr*nch

[signal bloom]

If you want to look at my keyboard azerty

[spice kernel]

watch your mouth

[polar spade]

Oh Jesus Christ.

[spice kernel]

no image perm

wanted to post my 150 euros AZERTY keyboard

[timid niche]

Whats wrong with this keyboard

Is it stupid or smght?

[signal bloom]

I was at the hotels

[polar spade]

That’s what Im saying

[signal bloom]

Itls perfectly fine

[spice kernel]

question, is it really hot where it is written Caution High temperature zone ? or is it just a design thing ?

[polar spade]

Qwerty may suck. But what the hell is azerty

[timid niche]

I think that keyboard is stupid

[polar spade]

It says High Framerate zone

[signal bloom]

Where do you see that ?

[timid niche]

Qwerty is great ngl

[spice kernel]

shit i'm blind

[polar spade]

Not really. But Im too used to it to change

[spice kernel]

nvm

[polar spade]

And I don’t think azerty is much better

[signal bloom]

Do you use metric ?

Imperial is dumb

[spice kernel]

fun fact azerty was initially created for typewriters to avoid mechanical jams 🤓

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefront2-stormtrooper-gif-25791141

[timid niche]

Yeah

[timid niche]

Truth

Americans will measure things with bald eagles per burger but wont use meters

[signal bloom]

Same goes for Qwerty

Or the german one

[polar spade]

I thought it was to accommodate French people

Qwerty was the avoiding typewriter jams one

And was designed to be slower to avoid jams. Which is not so great these days when we want faster typing

[spice kernel]

that what's they say, but i still don't see why putting the w and the e aside is relevant

[polar spade]

What’s that keyboard layout that’s objectively better but no one uses

[signal bloom]

We never used w in french

[polar spade]

Dvorak

[signal bloom]

Execpt for a few example

And e is the most used letter

[spice kernel]

i'm talking about the qwerty layout

which was used everywhere

[polar spade]

E is the most common letter in most languages that use the Latin alphabet

[spice kernel]

well almost everywhere

we well we'll etc...

[leaden sparrow]

I HATE AZERTY SO MUCH

[polar spade]

Its for Fr*nch people

[leaden sparrow]

i know, i’m french

[spice kernel]

[polar spade]

Im sorry for your loss

[spice kernel]

heyyyy i said watch it

[signal bloom]

Then why ?

[leaden sparrow]

used qwerty my since i first touched a keyboard

[signal bloom]

Ok

[simple abyss]

It's not objectively better but I use qwertz

[signal bloom]

None of azerty or qwerty are better

There only habits

[spice kernel]

I can type on both

but i prefer azerty

[true sky]

@upper raven @orchid kraken

[leaden sparrow]

rot

[spice kernel]

why is it everytime we have a serious discussion, someone is dropping random videos in general

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395500209701650588/1480993850108678204/togif.gif

[signal bloom]

https://www.daskeyboard.com/blog/qwerty-vs-dvorak-vs-colemak-keyboard-layouts/

[spice kernel]

dvorak seems cursed

[signal bloom]

Only because you are not used for it

[spice kernel]

i mean

idk doesn't seem really practical

my left hand is always on the left of my keyboard, never in the center so it's more logical to have useful keys on the top left than whatever that is

may be more practical for 2 hand writting but i'm a weird guy when it comes to typing

I usually only used one hand

brb gonna grab a drink (it's water)

[somber raptor]

the lava got out

[spice kernel]

the foundation is lava

[brisk olive]

are you a mermaid

[spice kernel]

watch what you're going to say

[brisk olive]

I thought the french sea has never been a landmass

[spice kernel]

the french sea

[brisk olive]

see

the french sea

if you're french you have to be a merperson no?

[spice kernel]

at least I know that corsica IS in france

so if you're from there i guess you're not a mermaid

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-weekend-gif-5804385657210583522

[brisk olive]

true

I failed to notice corsica

as an italy enjoyer when I played hoi4 I should have remembered the island with no people on it

[spice kernel]

[brisk olive]

wait if we deleted france

would french guiana disappear

[spice kernel]

technically yes

[brisk olive]

south america just lost its least important member

[languid radish]

a navy seal, an army ranger and a marine raider walk into a bar....

The only reason i know this is because the seal published a book about it

[sullen siren]

thats because the other two were drunk

[mighty escarp]

Hello !

Oh I didn't know you where on this server @shell folio its been like 2 years i think ? I wasn't aware your where also a fan of SCP ! (Wana move into mp to recontact?)

[spice kernel]

bro in the next 30 minutes: Who are you again ?

[mighty escarp]

[brisk olive]

you're a geologist major?

[mighty escarp]

Yep why ?

[brisk olive]

no reason

just cool

[gentle barn]

Is anyone here good with dogs

[tiny tinsel]

Yes

[gentle barn]

I think my dog is depressed

[tiny tinsel]

Showcase dog

Hmm

What is his routine

[icy flume]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muppetwiki-france-muppets-kermit-f9l5DNp8PuPbOkNJQY

[icy flume]

awww its adorable

[tiny tinsel]

He looks burned out to me, does he go out often or not?

[icy flume]

what breed is he?

[gentle barn]

Norwegian Puffin Dog

Or

Norwegian Lundehund.

In just joking btw

He was looking out the window

[tiny tinsel]

Dont play with that

Im watching u brochachito

[gentle barn]

I looked back on the photo and noticed that he looked like that

[spice kernel]

[icy flume]

glad to know its fine]

[gentle barn]

He's just a bit...silly

[icy flume]

noooob

[spice kernel]

that's why I prefer cats

[icy flume]

they do the same thing!!!

[plush wadi]

Just because a dog looks depressed doesn't mean they are depressed lol

I know it was a joke but I don't think there's even a correlation

[gentle barn]

Nah, as i said he was looking out the window. We live pretty high up

Hopefully it didnt sound like it was too serious

I just found his pose funny

Dog is a 70yo man with a 9-5 job.

[plush wadi]

No no I get what you mean and what you were saying but I don't think there's a correlation between a dog's natural face and them being depressed

Like I'm just saying that generally

[gentle barn]

Ah yeah yeah ^^

I see

[spice kernel]

Nahhh, just avoid any glass on your table and you'll be fine

[plush wadi]

Dogs don't have facial expressions like that

That's just their default faces lol

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[plush wadi]

The dog always looks like that on the side not just in this specific scenario

That's not deliberate

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sagaxd-weird-face-face-rig-twitch-gif-16894282

Explain this then

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[plush wadi]

Sybau

[icy flume]

Good evening everyone

[brisk olive]

I've never seen a memetic hazard quite as dangerous as this one

[feral chasm]

What...

[brisk olive]

get rickrolled

I have to come up with a new strategy because people are going to catch on

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-heartbreak-this-guy-so-dog-emoji-dog-hearbreak-emoji-hearbreak-emoji-gif-9787203971435639766

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[inner walrus]

i saw that embed fail

[brisk olive]

me after losing embed perms

nope I have embed

why can't I say dead chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1489013397319323759/togif.gif

GIFS DON'T WORK

NOOO

[heavy ledge]

gifs are weird on disc rn

[brisk olive]

checks out

discord shits itself daily at this point

[heavy ledge]

*hourly

[brisk olive]

secondly*

[sleek estuary]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCIni7BaEAAN1S7.webp

vro do i not have embeds wtf is this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298494092556238889/1448180799810834482/caption.gif

[feral chasm]

I actually didnt click on anything

I just said 'what...'

You gave your plan away for nothing

[sleek estuary]

@gilded timber where my embed perms

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-heartbreak-this-guy-so-dog-emoji-dog-hearbreak-emoji-hearbreak-emoji-gif-9787203971435639766

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-heartbreak-this-guy-so-dog-emoji-dog-hearbreak-emoji-hearbreak-emoji-gif-9787203971435639766

wtf

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-opening-book-opening-box-jack-black-gif-2965523361044713223

[sleek estuary]

ok discord is dying ig

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298494092556238889/1448180799810834482/caption.gif

https://tenor.com/view/saber-cry-gif-24790154

[plush wadi]

Yup it's official, WE (yes, WE) are ALL moving to Teamspeak now

[inner walrus]

(again)

[sleek estuary]

[feral chasm]

but what if I dont want to use a software that makes me feel like im navigating the windows 7 settings :(

[wraith ferry]

King Arthur!

[sleek estuary]

ball knower

[wraith ferry]

yessir

[plush wadi]

We're moving to Teamspeak and you're gonna LIKE it

[twilit sluice]

Um too bad

[next cloak]

[feral chasm]

admiral??

@odd minnow

this person is impersonating you

[twilit sluice]

Bru

[feral chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-bob-eating-carrots-monsters-vs-aliens-carrots-carrots-gif-10979397057536458607

[twilit sluice]

They don't even have an R in their name

[feral chasm]

"You eat your settings slop and you like it"

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/the-iron-claw-kevin-von-erich-gif-9402393721071330112

[grand wadi]

hello MasterK!!

[feral chasm]

hi

[grand wadi]

how goes it

[feral chasm]

oh you know

same as always

[grand wadi]

that is true

don’t ask me how i know

[feral chasm]

[grand wadi]

i am totally not in your walls

[feral chasm]

thats okay

[grand wadi]

wdym that’s ok??

[odd minnow]

!!!

[odd minnow]

Andmiral

🔥

[twilit sluice]

Explode HR

[amber lintel]

Need an "Animal" next

[feral chasm]

idk

[feral chasm]

Hi

[odd minnow]

Hey how’s it going K

[feral chasm]

im doing good, and yourself?

[odd minnow]

Glad to hear!

I'm pretty good

[serene kraken]

aint no way

[feral chasm]

[brisk olive]

fuck

[grave umbra]

Whats up chat

[feral chasm]

oh hey luke

[rancid dome]

Hiya MasterK

[grave umbra]

Hello

[past dune]

NW meeting

At 4:18 am

Let's go

HI PLANKKK

[bold jasper]

I too am here i am real northwood employed

[past dune]

You count as one

In my heart

[bold jasper]

horray

[meager cosmos]

wait

shit

wrong channel

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[harsh cape]

why have i been banned for doing nothing?

[plush wadi]

You probably said gg 5 times

[rancid dome]

Let my boy go he only said gg 5 times

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Spam. Deserved it

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[odd minnow]

I miss you plank

[amber lintel]

@empty hearth I Twittered you

get #Pwned

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir @polar spade myanmar airlines for today

Or was it myanmar air, I do not recall. But nice tail

[tough tapir]

Oooh

Engraved plen

[rancid dome]

Now that I see this, I realized I missed the chance to take pics of Star Alliance

[tough tapir]

Next time for sur

[rancid dome]

That's all the way in very late June at the very least lol

[serene coyote]

Plane

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-sky-fly-great-gif-16479183

[foggy perch]

hello?

[midnight swift]

yo hr hire this person

[rancid dome]

Plenssss 😍😍😍😍😍

[midnight swift]

haiii how you doing?

[rancid dome]

Alr

[midnight swift]

thats nice

[rancid dome]

Bouta drive back home

Brb

[cinder sapphire]

how you type @boreal kernel https://youtu.be/MICsQpeO1Vo?si=21kDhnz_IV5ROb58

[rancid dome]

Aighy im back

So how ya doing

[upper raven]

ẞwwaaàa

[midnight swift]

good ig

[rancid dome]

You planning on doing smth today perhaps?

[midnight swift]

im playing modded

[rancid dome]

Having fun?

I was planning on perhaps studying some study materials from the next sem but my senior hasnt blessed me with sending the files yet so I'm kinda just rotting atm

[jaunty scroll]

Check #media-posts

[boreal kernel]

yes

[midnight swift]

ig im having fun

[rancid dome]

Thats good thats good

Thinking of what to do while I'm still rotting away for the files to eventually be sent

[boreal kernel]

im special

[tough tapir]

Now drive to Nurnburg

[rancid dome]

just a casual 5 timezone difference of driving

[cold harbor]

111

[rancid dome]

Speaking of Nurburg. I just got a 5:20.17

[tough tapir]

Yippee

[upper raven]

Nurburuing

Nubruruing

Goddamn german names

Nordschielfe

I should race again

[cosmic ridge]

yo, has anyone figured out the "server security verification was too slow" error, i've made a ticket but this error is rocking my shit and im gonna crash out

[upper raven]

Have you tried turning it off and on

[cosmic ridge]

🗿

perchance

[upper raven]

Maybe again on?

[cosmic ridge]

maychance

i followed the techwiki page on it and none of it resolved

my next thoughts are a bullet to the router and no thoughts after that

[upper raven]

Have u tried restarting it?

[cosmic ridge]

that I have

[upper raven]

Have i that told u that

[cosmic ridge]

aye

[upper raven]

Wa

[tough tapir]

Nürburgring

[upper raven]

Nurburgring

[rain echo]

anyone wanna join the candy cultv

[buoyant geyser]

vortigaunt :3

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[buoyant geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-cat-portuguese-meme-gif-16906202193345234007

[amber lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1490692634929402039/ferasplaysugly.gif

[strange niche]

I was going through my available stickers and someone made this available

So I'm giving it to you all

[warm locust]

self meme

[amber lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-google-maps-italy-gif-21371827

[whole perch]

yeah i need to know too

i just put "10" and it works but i dont know what its really changing

[brisk olive]

I am sad to say

but I have completely removed münster from the map

it no longer exists

I ate it

[whole perch]

nvm got it

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[amber tundra]

[misty violet]

For some reason I’ve woke up to Taylor swift stuck in my head 😭

[languid radish]

So get it unstuck

Also taylor swift? My condolences

[unreal gate]

this is the second time i have spotted someone with this pfp in the wild

[brisk olive]

crazy

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[valid silo]

Bro

💔

[misty violet]

Thank you

I don’t even listen to her 😭

Not my type of music

[noble quail]

Guys do you shoot the d bois or cuff them

[misty violet]

Depends on my team 😉

[brisk olive]

what is the joke

[rancid dome]

so... we're in copper

why arent you shooting

[cold harbor]

Can anyone help me with voice acting?

[rancid dome]

Not really my specialty, sorry :(

[patent bear]

voice acting is one of those things i feel you gotta experiment with on your own

break in your voice to be able to do more things n shit

[somber raptor]

I can voice act as "the kid with the shitty mic" if you need a scene where the protagonist is playing online

[patent bear]

i'll keep that in mind

[icy flume]

8 don't get 8t

[cinder sapphire]

I give you a boomslang @tough tapir

the fact that they increase their lower jaw to look like this

[tough tapir]

A boomer rope

[cinder sapphire]

their venom .... makes you bleed out of every opening

hemotoxin after all

[tough tapir]

good ol' bloodletting

good for the humors

[cinder sapphire]

hemorrhage that would technically be considered (also that can happen to more than the brain). It would be best described as bleed in elden ring. What happens

I mean it is a lot worst

[tough tapir]

take a big sip

[cinder sapphire]

dude you should look at what it does to your eyes

[cinder sapphire]

I cannot post that here

because of obv reasons but ya

it is like the rage virus

one of my former teachers had a boomslang. I know the common thing is that they are not aggressive but it depends. Because that one def was (saw videos of it). It could be a captivity vs wild thing tho.

or I should say they did. I dont think most boomslangs are in illinois university (I know they were in more of south university at one point

[valid silo]

Agree

[brisk olive]

they are actually pretty highly aggressive

[cinder sapphire]

no they really are not. In captivity ya. They are. Because they like climbing in trees. But in the wild less so.

my teacher showed a video of them in the wild and ya they def dont act like that in the video they showed of it in captivity

[brisk olive]

in the wild they won't go near you because they're arboreal

[cinder sapphire]

again it makes sense why their are so aggressive in cap then in the wild

less tree

constant human activity

etc....

most animals are like that

why orca tend to attack humans more in cap then the wild

[brisk olive]

yes

[cinder sapphire]

dont get me wrong you wont find most boomslangs in zoos

[brisk olive]

in south africa they will absolutely go after you if you try going too close to it in a tree or if it's nesting/shedding and you approach it it will chase you down short distances if you don't have any life preservation

[cinder sapphire]

you will find them more in research labs

[cinder sapphire]

that is not really true

[brisk olive]

I handled quite a few in australia for venom milking

[cinder sapphire]

it is more like if they feel like it is a flight or fight

yes so you cornor them

[brisk olive]

they don't have the same fight or flight response you do

if it is guarding eggs it will assume aggression by default

[cinder sapphire]

of course

[brisk olive]

if it can't see you due to shedding it will by default go for aggression

[cinder sapphire]

that is basic biology

again that makes sense

[brisk olive]

if you approach it in a tree it will default to aggression because they usually transfer trees via the ground

it can't just leave the tree without endangering itself

because it perceives you as a threat by default

[cinder sapphire]

again you are cornering it

[brisk olive]

yes

but that's still aggression

[cinder sapphire]

that doesnt disprove what I said

not by deafult

[brisk olive]

yes you'll be fine if you don't seek them out

[cinder sapphire]

most people wont corner them

[brisk olive]

but that is true for most snakes

even black mambas won't just chase you down out of spite

[strange trellis]

you would probably be pretty aggressive too if you were locked in a box with nothing to do

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[fair ibex]

How many sharpies could a dboy eat realistically

[gilded timber]

If they wanted to live without any medical intervention, I'd like around like 15

They aren't as toxic as they could be

[cinder sapphire]

that is not really true (0.7–1.2 mL)

a full ink pen prob have that much

sharpies as well

[gilded timber]

Sharpies are orally non-toxic

So honestly I think your chances would be pretty good

[cinder sapphire]

that is not true lucid

[gilded timber]

I'm sure some child somewhere has done this experiment for us

[cinder sapphire]

most pens have about 1 ml of ink

in it

0.7-1.2 ml is toxic

that is the ls50

[polar spade]

1 mL? That low?

[cinder sapphire]

ya

or it starts to become toxic I should say

[gilded timber]

https://help.sharpie.com/s/article/Can-I-use-Sharpie-markers-for-marking-on-glass-baking-or-ceramic-dishware

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 21 minutes, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gilded timber]

They are listed as non-toxic

[cinder sapphire]

they are wrong lucid

[gilded timber]

You might get ink poisoning through

[gilded timber]

You are wrong Timeless

[cinder sapphire]

yes which is why I said ink is bad at 0.7 to 1.2 ml

which is any pen

dont eat pens

[gilded timber]

Technically it's a Marker

[cinder sapphire]

also you know they mean normal use

not eating them

haha

that is what non toxic means

[echo path]

Hello

[somber raptor]

New play in #art-showcase soon

Almost done learning Anytime Anywhere by Milet

Am I tweaking or is the E slightly out of tune?

[cinder sapphire]

All of these makes ink (or one or two of these). Ethanol: ~7,000 mg/kg, Isopropanol: ~5,000 mg/kg, n-Butanol: ~2,000 mg/kg, 1-Propanol: ~1,800–5,000 mg/kg (so the mixture is about 150-300 mL of this mixture/ some companies have different amounts). But you start to feel the affects way before. Toxiticity starts showing up in about 1 mL or I should say the affects of it (not really toxicity). it depends on a lot of factors. Ie: dont eat pens or ink. Of any type.

1 mL it will start affecting most people

[somber raptor]

What the fuck

[cinder sapphire]

look above

[past dune]

@meager slate

#art-showcase message

Seabunny

[cinder sapphire]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[past dune]

!seabunny

[cinder sapphire]

L

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

d rank type behavior right there

[past dune]

!wran @cinder sapphire mean

[snow umbra]

@past dune has wranned thetimelessone26 Reason: mean

[meager slate]

Very cool

[cinder sapphire]

!wran @past dune d rank

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire has wranned itsa1ex Reason: d rank