general-chat

[grand wadi]

alex where is the mlp pfp

[past dune]

gone

back to me

[rancid dome]

.69

[grand wadi]

i miss it

[rancid dome]

back to the femboy pfp

[past dune]

LMAO

[past dune]

!wran @rancid dome fuck you

[snow umbra]

@past dune has wranned noemi_ Reason: fuck you

[rancid dome]

!stab @past dune

[snow umbra]

itsa1ex#0 has been muted in this server.

[past dune]

Felt like Auro

[grand wadi]

i mean Noemi ain’t wrong tho

[past dune]

but taller

[past dune]

[rancid dome]

you dont call me short (at least to Auro)

[past dune]

thats what i said

it felt taller

[rancid dome]

I need to check the average global height again

1 sec

[grand wadi]

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403108889767182430/1440413463947116544/tojestjakbyok.gif

[grand wadi]

[fierce sail]

159–163 cm : Female
171–176 cm : Male

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292220780498653235/1299482723613802547/togif.gif

[mortal crypt]

@meager slate

[fallen folio]

Hello people

[mortal crypt]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[rancid dome]

I am even taller than the male's one :0

[past dune]

Hi Lionnnn

[rancid dome]

Also hiya Lion

[past dune]

but....

[fierce sail]

Hi peeps.

[past dune]

182 here

Hey Lion i still didnt get my promised 2025 TS pizza

[rancid dome]

yeah sorry Asians arent exactly known for being tall

[past dune]

Zenlet is starving his team

[fierce sail]

It's coming from South Africa. You might see it in 1 to 2 business years.

[past dune]

HI JOVIX

[rancid dome]

holy

[past dune]

Hey Lion can you tell Quincy to do TS tickets

hes in the TS panel and he is below the quota

so lazy...

[meager slate]

I'm tall

Real ones know

[past dune]

AUROOO

[frozen pawn]

176 is the highest average?

Well I'll be damned

[mortal crypt]

hi alex

hi guys good to see you all :'D

[fierce sail]

Averages are a tricky metric.

[frozen pawn]

Yeah that's true

It's just I'm 182cm and most are taller

If not the same height

[past dune]

real

182 too

[frozen pawn]

Different regions I suppose

[mortal crypt]

5"11?

[frozen pawn]

Yeah or something like

Idk why you Americans have such units

[fierce sail]

I'm on average among the people right here as well at 186. An average doesn't really give a good representation of a statistic. Things like median and mean are a bit more useful.

[frozen pawn]

Like short or long tonnes

[mortal crypt]

i'm not american

[frozen pawn]

UK/Canada

[mortal crypt]

nope

[frozen pawn]

Those units

[past dune]

Lion can you tell Shade to ignore #staff-tech ping cuz we had a lil oopsie

[gilded plover]

finally got a good game of 079

[frozen pawn]

You understand what I mean

Like

[fierce sail]

What did you do?

[past dune]

NOT ME

[frozen pawn]

Australia has those units too?

[fierce sail]

Royal you.

[sleek estuary]

ermm

[past dune]

#staff-tech message

[fierce sail]

It is quite funny.

[past dune]

Security incident

[frozen pawn]

I saw today 049 being in the wall as pc

[frozen pawn]

Grenade moment

[mortal crypt]

i found this guy in the ground

[frozen pawn]

Or a scientist in the wall

[mortal crypt]

how the fuck did it happen i honeslty don't know

[frozen pawn]

LOL

[mortal crypt]

did bro get slammed by 096?

[meager cosmos]

he almost escaped pd

[frozen pawn]

How does this happen?

[mortal crypt]

yeah i don't know how

[meager cosmos]

yo nice 953 emote

[mortal crypt]

i don' think there was a 106 in that round

[boreal kernel]

He in quicksand

[mortal crypt]

it was like 3 am

[frozen pawn]

Mine

[boreal kernel]

When we getting quicksand scp in the game

[frozen pawn]

He's just legs in

[mortal crypt]

3:30 AM lmao

[frozen pawn]

And rest of the body is floating

[mortal crypt]

yeah this game is insane at 3 am

[mortal crypt]

lol reminds me of that anime meme

[meager cosmos]

this is like a horror game steam store screenshot

[frozen pawn]

This game is insane at all times

[mortal crypt]

it only fun at NA servers

[frozen pawn]

Europe too

[meager cosmos]

do NOT play SCP: Secret Lab at 3 AM!!

[frozen pawn]

And Australia

[mortal crypt]

which servers?

[frozen pawn]

They're all fun except for Japanese, Italian, Chinese, German, Spanish servers because I do not understand anybody

[frozen pawn]

Idk but I'm playing some servers right now and they're fun

[upper raven]

The new

S26 ultra is peak

Anti privacy screen only for notifications

And messages

Or whole screen if u want

[worldly orchid]

Hi jovx

[mortal crypt]

hi lazar :'D

[worldly orchid]

how you doing

[mortal crypt]

i'm doing good so far :'D

[worldly orchid]

are you excited for ranked 1.0

[mortal crypt]

for siege?

yea

[worldly orchid]

I heard they will bring it back in Year 11

[rancid dome]

3.0 is gonna be so peak

[worldly orchid]

anything else you are doing jovix

[mortal crypt]

i went back working on scpsl legacy

[mortal crypt]

yeah year 11 is peak

[worldly orchid]

oh your little unity thing

[mortal crypt]

yeah now its actually possible since i managed to export viewmodels

[smoky trout]

Hi

[frozen pawn]

Looks cool

Very nice

[hard glacier]

Lion, Could you please check reddit DMs?
about gdpr

[frozen pawn]

67 mango mustard tuff sigma phonk

[timid niche]

[frozen pawn]

I wish I could level up

[timid niche]

Why

[strange trellis]

20 character message

[frozen pawn]

Chips and fish in secure contain protect secret laboratory when?

[frozen pawn]

For max role

And I could get

Something idk

[timid niche]

Makes sense

[frozen pawn]

And be cool and flashy

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-cool-photos-sunglasses-cool-jimmy-walking-gif-24614437

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecism-level-20-20-gif-16485714645259235286

[timid niche]

[frozen pawn]

Me if I get max level and a custom role

[frozen pawn]

Tuff I guess

Or something

[maiden sparrow]

U good, you already have red

[timid niche]

Thank you

[timid niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108857177055178812/1283629669278810124/togif.gif

Hot take but rank 10 has the worst color

[frozen pawn]

Wow that's a cute cat

Where is it from

[maiden sparrow]

Earth

[timid niche]

From home

[frozen pawn]

What is it's Name, weight, sex and age?

[uneven goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258131807174393868/1475059307669360823/Frogs.gif

[maiden sparrow]

Horus | 4kg | male | 4 years

[frozen pawn]

Very nice

I hope Horus has a nice day

[timid niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461173249821245463/1462576297048936511/image0.gif

[frozen pawn]

When new update

[maiden sparrow]

!update

[snow umbra]

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[frozen pawn]

@gentle sentinel when update

😔😔

[timid niche]

Why ping him for no reason

[frozen pawn]

I know him

He knows me

There might be a slight chance he'll leak the info

If not I'll look stupid

[timid niche]

Yeah I think he wont

[frozen pawn]

I hope the update will release sometime

But when?

[timid niche]

Soon

[frozen pawn]

Probably sometime in the next 6-7 years

[maiden sparrow]

I presume for a 14.2.6 in March

[frozen pawn]

Sounds about right

Tung Tung oil

[maiden sparrow]

As for 15.0, best case, beta is announced in May

[frozen pawn]

I wonder what powers site -02 it looks pretty power hungry

Maybe a boiling water reactor? An anomaly?

Or just a gas turbine?

[frozen pawn]

Multiple of them?

We'll probably never know

[timid niche]

Do you think that the fourth son of sony will run scp sl 15.0?

[maiden sparrow]

They have used an anomalous material to create the micro HID so they probably use something to power the entire facility

[ionic spoke]

can someone help me out? Scp sl i cant hear anything in the lobby or anything, like input device or output like i cant hear anything. There isnt any device detected in the game also like bro

[frozen pawn]

I do not know who the fourth don of Sony us

[frozen pawn]

Have you gone into settings?

[ionic spoke]

yes in the settings it says no device is detected

Even though my mic and my headset thingy works fine im talking to my friends in discord

[frozen pawn]

That's strange

[uneven goblet]

Even the patrons don’t know

[timid niche]

El quatro

[past dune]

0

[frozen pawn]

May be the tech support people di

Tech support people do

Try talking to them

[ionic spoke]

Who

[frozen pawn]

Uhh

Like the

Urm

[past dune]

hey hey shush...

[frozen pawn]

Idk

[polar spade]

Hello

[frozen pawn]

Yeah Goodman

[ionic spoke]

Hi

[past dune]

Goodman when update

appearently we know

[polar spade]

Try restarting your machine

[frozen pawn]

Oh of course

[polar spade]

If that doesn't work, I don't know what will

[past dune]

they said that we know when is update

[polar spade]

Update is yesterday

[frozen pawn]

Ace have you tried turning your computer on and off?

[frozen pawn]

Who said it?

[past dune]

^

you did

[frozen pawn]

I didn't

That's not the update

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1467708107949084945/speechmemified_image.gif

[polar spade]

He was talking about helping the guy with audio issues

[past dune]

ah

anyways

[ionic spoke]

Am i sure i wanna reset the settings yes or no

[past dune]

the update is in: ||2026 idk when tho||

[ionic spoke]

When i fix my audio problems

[maiden sparrow]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[polar spade]

No, just turn your PC off and on again and see if it fixes the issue

[uneven goblet]

Update on February 31st

[gaunt talon]

I'm leaking it

April 24

[polar spade]

Executed by the NW hitsquad

[frozen pawn]

Interesting

Thank you!

[past dune]

He knows too much.

[polar spade]

He knows too much.

[past dune]

Goodman

now they ll all think its real

😭

and we get warned for spreading missinformation

[ionic spoke]

Omds i love you

[polar spade]

Happy to help

[ionic spoke]

I will tell owner to promote you dw

[frozen pawn]

Fascinating

[polar spade]

This is why I constantly lie to everyone. Including myself

[frozen pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863775821930692608/1009368635371954216/cat_in_pot_verysad.gif

[true sky]

@upper raven @orchid kraken

[ruby igloo]

someone play ktane

[past dune]

the update is in 2026

[past dune]

[upper raven]

Bro had

The pc pfp

[polar spade]

Goddamn

[upper raven]

Since 2021

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912074035284836353/1472296766140317819/togif.gif

[polar spade]

Was it 2021?

I don't remember when I changed it

[upper raven]

Yea

[frozen pawn]

Haha

[upper raven]

I remember

[frozen pawn]

Funny!

I don't remember when I changed it

Huh quite a bit of voice acting the fuck up to the house and the kids will be home during a run lol society are you feeling in my house and the other is the one I said hi to the kids

Https I can do that again for your time today to be there for it

[gaunt talon]

What did vzor mean by this

[meager cosmos]

goodeman

[polar spade]

Rip Howard

[true sky]

poor gentleman

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-darkviper-darkviperau-does-he-know-does-he-realize-gif-11759194324254979857

[upper raven]

No

[true sky]

there is no such thing as october 21st

[upper raven]

@languid radish have u ever tried to be squad leader of 11 members

[true sky]

the world is ending in 2042

[true sky]

squad leader in dayz

nephew

[upper raven]

What day z

In squad duh ah

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-turning-head-confused-cat-rizalalthur-orange-cat-behavior-gif-10491959385063137392

[true sky]

dayz squad

[languid radish]

Huh

[upper raven]

Wdym what

Squad leader

Of unit

If y'all even have that in squad

[languid radish]

Squad limit is 9 people

[upper raven]

U play squad right?

[austere dock]

😭

[upper raven]

What was the game name

Yes squad

[languid radish]

I stopped playing it like 2 months ago

[upper raven]

What about arma reforger

[languid radish]

Ew

[upper raven]

Wtf u play then

Furry simulator?

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-no-way-half-life2-gordon-gif-22072856

[gaunt talon]

We're all playing half life 2 Deathmatch

[languid radish]

Send this guy to nova prospekt

[true sky]

we all playing hl1 source deathmatch right ✌️

[gaunt talon]

I actually have 7 hours on hl2 deathmatch

That's how bored I was

[rancid dome]

@true sky kindly, pls dont send that clip of howard and lalo again.

[true sky]

damn alright

[valid silo]

1984

[rancid dome]

I might not have done anything except the frame where you could see blood come out the head

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-cigar-smoking-andrew-tate-cigar-gif-26262606

[austere dock]

Hi

How to get a scp role on server ?

[ocean socket]

Who's still awake?

[austere dock]

Me

[ocean socket]

What time do you have anyway?

[austere dock]

3:52

[ocean socket]

Trash 23:11

Damn

[austere dock]

Bro

[ocean socket]

Yeah?

[austere dock]

Why you don’t sleep ?

[ocean socket]

I watch anime

[austere dock]

Nah

[ionic spoke]

Can you counter scp-939 with sneak or do you have to stand completely still

[austere dock]

I just can’t sleep

[rancid dome]

says the one probably up at 3:52 am btw

[upper raven]

Sneak and still

[austere dock]

You can

[ocean socket]

It happens, but usually I can fall asleep to music or

[austere dock]

Nah

[ocean socket]

The sound of a Volkswagen 1.9 diesel engine

10 o'clock

[austere dock]

I’m just arguing with my brother

[ocean socket]

It's a big deal if he's older than you.

Well, personally, I'm a Russian, don't you judge me for this?

[austere dock]

О

Наш

[ocean socket]

Ля

[upper raven]

Jebot ti

Aj mrs

[ocean socket]

Whom?

[ocean socket]

My eyes, my eyes, WHY?

[austere dock]

wtf you mean your eyes?

[ocean socket]

Look at the profile

[ocean socket]

.

[austere dock]

Nah

[ocean socket]

Bru

[austere dock]

I’m going to play limbus company because I have a new 000 I’d because im very lucky.

[ocean socket]

Okay, I'll go finish watching the anime. I have 1 season left out of 3.

[austere dock]

Chto smortrish?

[ocean socket]

Beastars

[tough tapir]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sin-sinicule

[ocean socket]

I recommend an interesting anime from Netflix.

[austere dock]

Why you do it

[tough tapir]

Squish the don

[meager cosmos]

dih

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952586985380380743/1457115787939807387/don.gif

[austere dock]

I hate ricardo

Why he is so strong

[lilac orchid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/don-quixote-qui-limbus-company-s9iK8PaKhEOoNIenfT

[rancid dome]

Holy shit it's feb 26th I just realized

Thank goodness I didnt open instagram until it's nearly the 27th

[strong dune]

What would had happened if you opened instagram a day earlier?

[inner walrus]

[rancid dome]

as in on the 26th?

[somber raptor]

@mortal crypt I forgor, what rank u at?

[mortal crypt]

gold iv

[strong dune]

yes

[somber raptor]

peak?

[mortal crypt]

my peak was gold V

solo Q btw

[rancid dome]

I mean it's 27th for me already but it's still about 26th in that area

[somber raptor]

how 😭

[mortal crypt]

its so ass dude

[mortal crypt]

i don't know lmao

i'll do anything else then hit plat

plat is so ass

[somber raptor]

you beat me in a landslide how am I a higher rank than you

[rancid dome]

A lot of reels of people dying.

[mortal crypt]

😂

i guess i deserve plat

[somber raptor]

wanna play together sometimes?

[rancid dome]

that's ranked 2.0 right there

[somber raptor]

honestly you deserve Emerald

[strong dune]

Are you psychotic?

[mortal crypt]

yeah man i just need good teammates

[rancid dome]

Why would I be?

[mortal crypt]

dude i got teamkilled because i rainforced alibi spot☠️

[strong dune]

Its based on what you already watch

[somber raptor]

I suck at remembering things but from our 1v1 I'd say you can get to like Emerald III

[little moon]

teamkilled and scp sl

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[somber raptor]

how many points do you earn for each victory btw?

[mortal crypt]

i think 45 i don't remember a lot

i need a new mouse i got this x8 mice mouse

its so dih

[rancid dome]

Try looking up what happened to ig on the 26th of february.

[somber raptor]

see when I was Gold IV I was earning 37 per match, so if I was earning 37 and you're earning 45 it means your hidden MMR is higher than mine, which is correct

anyway, wanna play together sometimes?

[rancid dome]

how tf are yall getting so many points on wins

[mortal crypt]

yeah i do get plat and emeralds in my lobbies

[somber raptor]

so you get a break from the hell that is Solo Q

[mortal crypt]

yeah i don't know about today but i'll let you know :'D

[mortal crypt]

i don't know

[somber raptor]

I was
Now I'm earning like 25 per win

[mortal crypt]

😭

[somber raptor]

no no not today

[rancid dome]

Dude.

I'm on 11.

[somber raptor]

I'm about to hop off 😭

[somber raptor]

wait, where u from? (EU or NA?)

[strong dune]

Im not doing that sadly

[true sky]

2006 mouse

[rancid dome]

Then dont randomly accuse me of being psychotic

[mortal crypt]

EU

[mortal crypt]

real

dude i bought this shit mouse when i had my laptop

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dooly-gif-19284362

[true sky]

Bro is gonna slime his hb

[true sky]

Crazy

[somber raptor]

ah so you're just a night owl for a moment I thought you were american since you even considered playing today... at 2AM

[somber raptor]

These were my last 30 games:

[rancid dome]

why do you keep these stats 😭

[mortal crypt]

yeah my sleep schudule is cooked

i sleep until 7 am and i wake up at 3 pm

[somber raptor]

I like to ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rancid dome]

I guess lol

[mortal crypt]

im on a break now so no studies for me

[true sky]

Jovix is dubai chocolate

[somber raptor]

lets me to 🌟 this 🌟

[somber raptor]

I've been there

[true sky]

What is this

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome

[somber raptor]

Graph of my R6 rank this season

[true sky]

You really got time to sacrifice

[mortal crypt]

real

[rancid dome]

3k is plat 5 isnt it

[mortal crypt]

if i really get a good mouse and lock in for 10k hours i might hit champ

did you get see that mouse that requires no clicks

its so fast

[somber raptor]

1000 = Copper V
1500 = Bronze V
2000 = Silver V
2500 = Gold V
3000 = Plat V

[somber raptor]

it's 100 points per division, 5 divisions per rank

[somber raptor]

(compared to other seasons)

[rancid dome]

not bad I gguess

[somber raptor]

that you?

[rancid dome]

definitely could be a lot higher, since I last touched the game about a month or two ago

yes

[mortal crypt]

this game was so insane

btw why is my HS% 100%

i think i was on drugs or some shit

ah i went 1/4/1☠️

[rancid dome]

LOL

[somber raptor]

cough ignore my lack of social life

[rancid dome]

the sudden realization

[somber raptor]

"611 Matches // Battle Pass Level 431"

[somber raptor]

d a m n

[mortal crypt]

i didn't play ranked since feb13

[little moon]

what game is this for

[mortal crypt]

rainbow six siege

[somber raptor]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege X

[little moon]

tom cruise

[rancid dome]

😭 stats hell

[mortal crypt]

how is that a +29☠️

[rancid dome]

it's just 2.0 shenanigans

[mortal crypt]

yeah can't wait for 3.0 ranked

i'll grind it that season

[rancid dome]

SAME

hopefully my siege squad will be back too

so I can AT LEAST play something else other than War Thunder (Im forced to btw)

[mortal crypt]

i think everyone will be back tbh when ranked 3.0 drops

siege will probably hit max peak players during that day

[rancid dome]

I'm not so sure about max peak, but definitely will be very high up there for me

[mortal crypt]

yeah but jynxzi will probably hype up people and the seasons in general are good changes as well

like 1v1 arcade mode thats just peak

[rancid dome]

ohhhh true

I kinda forgot about that part lol

cuz I mostly just play ranked

I have a reason to believe that my squad this time might be projected to perform better the next season when everyone comes back to play

so I'm kinda looking forward to it, just need to get over this upcoming finals. 🙏

[mortal crypt]

good luck on your finals :'D

[little moon]

the finals game reference

even though i dont play the game

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome added rank icons to my graph

[rancid dome]

It's still two weeks away, but thanks man.

[somber raptor]

🔥

[weak cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258131807174393868/1475059307669360823/Frogs.gif

[lone smelt]

What are the pros and cons of FMJ rounds

[weak cargo]

Idk

Bullet is Bullet

[slender inlet]

red stars usually means bad and green means good

[rancid dome]

iirc fmj is the baseline/default round so it would have neither

[polar spade]

FMJ is decent against armoured humans and SCPs plus has a higher mag capacity.
But its less specialised than JHP or AP rounds which are better at their specific task

If its only human enemies left, AP is usually a good choice.
Only SCPs roaming the halls, take JHP

[somber raptor]

FMJ is Full Metal Jacket
JHP is Jacketed Hollow Point
AP is Armor Piercing

One fully has a metal jacket
One has a hollow point
One pierces armor

[rancid dome]

one would wonder why a bullet would need a metal jacket

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-crazy-crazy-ishowspeed-speed-crashing-out-gif-13267980027367138180

[lean totem]

it's for concerts

metal concerts

like the music

and you wear jackets there

idk where i'm going with this i really thought i had something

[slender inlet]

full métal jacket??

https://tenor.com/view/doogle-fullmetaljacket-joker-warcry-gif-8181332176526408590

[somber raptor]

Yes

[rancid dome]

hey man, at least you gave it a shot.

That's what counts.

(Also no pun intended when I said shot)

[amber lintel]

think about being made of metal

that gets cold don't it

[hazy lava]

G

[gaunt cave]

H

[solar glacier]

Because it gets cold

sadly the bullet doesn’t know metal isn’t very good for insulation

[rancid dome]

:(

[hazy haven]

a toggle mic feature would be cool

[restive carbon]

is this ragebait

[hazy haven]

no

would make cassie soundboarding way easy

[restive carbon]

ban this guy

[hazy haven]

[polar spade]

!wran @hazy haven Ragebait

[snow umbra]

@polar spade has wranned nightmeowgaming_44108 Reason: Ragebait

[hazy haven]

it isnt bait

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1473313871661109372/attachment.gif

[hazy haven]

wait goodman you work for northwood?

[polar spade]

You didn’t know?

Im Technical Support and a Feedback Coordinator

[little moon]

no

your working with southmetal from now on

[polar spade]

Nvm, apparently I just got fired or something

[hoary siren]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-red-gif-15900189318871522549

[amber pumice]

Э̀̀̀̀ ѝ б̀ .̀̀̀

[hasty summit]

its finally out

[lone smelt]

What does FMJ do

Like is it good at all

[grave gyro]

what does it mean 2 wait 5 minutes? Well, that’s 5 minutes. But 6 minutes? Well, that’s still 5 minutes. 4 minutes is also kind of 5 minutes. 3 minutes is 2 minutes. And 2 minutes is basically now. So we’ve got these tiers: U know, 12 minutes… that’s 10 minutes. But 13 minutes is 15 minutes & we found that 8 minutes is still 5 minutes. Doesn’t become 10 minutes. 7 minutes 59, that’s 5 minutes, right? So, 8 minutes is 5 minutes

nam sayin

[split heron]

try waiting 5 minutes AND then try waiting 3 minutes

[errant star]

Guys, could I somehow contact the technical support team for a SECOND time regarding global game blocking? I would really like to explain the whole situation to them again

[sleek estuary]

no, we dont help with that

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]

[errant star]

The thing is that I wrote complete nonsense in this letter and I can’t submit it a second time

[sleek estuary]

info is provided in the link i sent for second appeal

[errant star]

Thank you

[frozen pawn]

What is wranning

C.A.S.S.I.E. is a dumbass bitch that can't spell

[frozen pawn]

When I see red, call the doctor

Because I may be bleeding in my iris

[hasty summit]

hay, dats maen :<

[frozen pawn]

What the

There's a second C.A.S.S.I.E.

It's multiplying across the system

[hasty summit]

you know what I give you credit, you actually spelled cassie like C.A.S.S.I.E. And not C.A.S.S.I.E

[frozen pawn]

Yeah

What does it stand for again?

[hasty summit]

C.A.S.S.I.E ❌
C.A.S.S.I.E. ✅

[frozen pawn]

Yeah right I know

[hasty summit]

Central Autonomic Service System for Internal Emergencies

[frozen pawn]

I see

[hasty summit]

hottest voice in the world

[jaunty onyx]

Ugly haggiest*

[hasty summit]

💋

[jaunty onyx]

Do you say cassie like cassie or cassie

[frozen pawn]

Yeah C.A.S.S.I.E. sounds nice

[hasty summit]

gang accept my friend request

the beef is friendship level

[hasty summit]

like cassie

[jaunty onyx]

Okay hag

[lean totem]

how would you pronounce it other than cassie

[jaunty onyx]

Controversial

[hasty summit]

some people say it like Kay-see

[lean totem]

who says

what

no they don't

why are you lying

[hasty summit]

genuinely they do cuz people do it to me ingame

[jaunty onyx]

No I was thinking that

[lean totem]

that's casey

not cassie

[frozen pawn]

Duh, that's how you spell it

[hasty summit]

exactly

[jaunty onyx]

Infact il continue to say it that way

From now on

[velvet mason]

Owned

[frozen pawn]

Not like Cee ai see see I ee

[serene coyote]

Meowc

[hasty summit]

CA-SEE

[jaunty onyx]

Cauh sea

[frozen pawn]

Yeah, Kay see

[hasty summit]

real british

[hasty summit]

even cassie says it as CASSIE

[jaunty onyx]

Kahsey

[frozen pawn]

Oh

Kasii

[jaunty onyx]

So it's ka see

[frozen pawn]

Okay than

Okay then

[serene coyote]

K si

[frozen pawn]

Makes sense

[jaunty onyx]

K si

Ohhh

Khomenei

[frozen pawn]

There's an A

[frozen pawn]

Kasii

[hasty summit]

in both american and british

[jaunty onyx]

Kuwaiti

[frozen pawn]

A as an A not the English E

[serene coyote]

American singer and dancer

[frozen pawn]

@serene coyote

[mortal crypt]

@willow echo did you know kassi means "my own cup" in moroccan

[frozen pawn]

Dr.Dinspit | #1 x3j50 fan

[serene coyote]

Meow

[mortal crypt]

[frozen pawn]

Did you know that "veverička" means squirrel in Slovak?

[jaunty onyx]

Katsee

[mortal crypt]

Uuh cassie wtf is that pfp

[hasty summit]

its cassie

[jaunty onyx]

But is cassie ham spelled cassie haum or hame

[mortal crypt]

☠️

[hasty summit]

H- Am

[jaunty onyx]

Huh Ahm

[serene coyote]

Hamburger

[hasty summit]

Like this

[jaunty onyx]

Cassie huh ahm

[mortal crypt]

!wran @mortal crypt dumbass loser

[snow umbra]

@mortal crypt has wranned jovixtv Reason: dumbass loser

[jaunty onyx]

No way...

[serene coyote]

Hum hum

[gaunt talon]

Who's this frenchTV guy

[mortal crypt]

Im not @true sky

[hasty summit]

spooky

[mortal crypt]

I miss when northwood did streams and we spammed #BanAlice 😿

[frozen pawn]

What..

Why would it be spelled like that

[jaunty onyx]

Okay visor

Or is it vizier

[frozen pawn]

Fuck you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156678574384885951/1276255083524526101/smartest_zerberus_member.gif

[jaunty onyx]

Many want to

Not many can

[frozen pawn]

Many=0 people

[frozen pawn]

What the

https://tenor.com/view/2bdamned-doc-madcom-madness-combat-doc-madness-combat-gif-3323722444831558416

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 3 minutes, 49 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[frozen pawn]

!rep vzor_180

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[frozen pawn]

!rep vzor_180

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[frozen pawn]

Eh

Maybe next time

[jaunty onyx]

!rep vzor_180

[snow umbra]

You have just given @frozen pawn a reputation point!

[jaunty onyx]

How do I get a refund

[velvet mason]

The unrep command ofc

[mortal crypt]

Rep discussion

[jade crow]

im new to the game

holy

its downloading

might be a new favourite for me

[velvet mason]

Gz

[grand wadi]

this is the real Gordon Freeman

[tough tapir]

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

aeroflot

👀

[tough tapir]

Flew by slowly bc its foggy

[jaunty onyx]

Dude I found Thomas Graham

It's witewally him

[tough tapir]

Delta airlines

[uneven goblet]

that aint graham

grahams curly.

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-run-gif-9458795053290269202

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Sorry, I'm about to enter my evening sleep

[tough tapir]

The nighty night time

[foggy wing]

for the love of the foundation, is there a map or something I can use to navigate, I get so lost so fast.

[maiden sparrow]

Nope, get to memorizing every layout

[foggy wing]

😥

[maiden sparrow]

The foundation doesn't give info for granted

[foggy wing]

Fair enough.. d class got to take an inch any chance we get

[winter sedge]

I freaking miss quandale dingle so much

[polar spade]

Its meant to be a bit of a maze.

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258546834125750372/1324870744575836170/attachment.gif

[meager slate]

Maidcient

[orchid kraken]

Glad they didnt overreact

[timid niche]

Maidauro

[tough tapir]

auromaid

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237862743541940357/1273054427703414887/togif.gif

[tough tapir]

[true sky]

Subtle glare effect

[languid radish]

Everyone is a maid

(except me)

:)

[gaunt talon]

Spetsmaid

[languid radish]

Fardomaid

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309239345403793528/1334146385573974056/1056F418-CE07-4494-9BF8-6B34B8DC9662.gif

[tough tapir]

(especially you)

[languid radish]

(silence gaycient)

[meager slate]

[gaunt talon]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110532509940318289/1473332592366321789/attachment.gif

[orchid kraken]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

your NW uniform!

[polar spade]

What we could have had

[boreal kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753708579587883489/1117295861895004170/canny.gif?width=575&height=575

[timid niche]

Bro im at school and see this I would get slimed if someone saw this on my phone

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[true sky]

Openin discord in school is a terrible mistake

[timid niche]

Yeah I know

But life without adrenaline is mid

[true sky]

True

[timid niche]

I just like this adrenaline rush

You know

[gaunt talon]

What adrenaline rush

[timid niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108857177055178812/1283629669278810124/togif.gif

[meager slate]

Nono

[tough tapir]

yuh yuh

mauro

[meager slate]

Not a maid

Youre a maidboy

[austere dock]

Hi

[tough tapir]

But you're auromaid

[timid niche]

Auro is a maid

Fact

[gaunt talon]

Auro is short

Fact

[mystic laurel]

Yo just came on here to ask on how to become a mod?

[timid niche]

I think there arent any slots opend

[minor cedar]

[timid niche]

And you have to be 18 at least

From what I know

[mystic laurel]

Oh alright

[verbal radish]

im saving that for later

[timid niche]

#job-listings

Here

[meager slate]

No proof

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kittens-cute-cooking-gif-27578245

[timid niche]

There is proof

You had green maid pfp

[meager slate]

No proof

[timid niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/918569493628862574/1471590846284566752/togif.gif

[oak comet]

I think Northwood predicted the invention of the Draco with the A7

[frozen pawn]

hello

hello everyone

[frozen pawn]

dasafsdaasd

[limpid compass]

Hi

[tawny vapor]

Welcome

[simple abyss]

pretty sure you are wrong

[inner walrus]

Millions must apply for osm

[frozen pawn]

Hello how are you

[frozen pawn]

Do you get any perks as a server mod?

[inner walrus]

I'm not discord staff

I'm in game staff for Northwood officials

[past dune]

What perks

There's no perks

You just have a fun hobby job

[frozen pawn]

right

[simple abyss]

fun hobby and job in one sentence 🥀

[frozen pawn]

I thoguht you get better roles or something

[past dune]

You do have a role but like it only gives you perms

[past dune]

Miller

Can someone !stab themselves?

Or does Cassie protect them

[frozen pawn]

huh

[simple abyss]

no

[timid niche]

Didnt check earlier

Mb

[simple abyss]

they are open for sometime now smh...

[timid niche]

You can stab people

I think thats a good perk

[mystic laurel]

Why is the EU west official down?

[timid niche]

Idk

Go and check their official discord ig

[past dune]

Ye you need to check for #job-listings more often

It gets updated

[timid niche]

Why would i check if I cant even apply

No wait I can apply but it'll get rejected instantly

[past dune]

Why

[simple abyss]

They are below 18 I assume

[timid niche]

I'm 16

[dawn egret]

Does being an OSM require frequent conversations?

I'm not very sociable, especially on voice chat, but I do have experience with moderating.

[past dune]

Prob you should edit that message....

Discord might nuke you

[winter sedge]

Rest in peace smiling friends should've been hazbin hotel

[frozen pawn]

what does this mean

[inner walrus]

You need to be 18 to apply btw

[true sky]

you just moderate the NW sl servers

do tickets

moderator shit

[past dune]

Depends on the position

[simple abyss]

we have an alias for mute our mute command

[frozen pawn]

right

what do you mean by that

[past dune]

..

What

[simple abyss]

I can mute people by either typing !mute or !stab

it will do the same thing

[frozen pawn]

oh ok

[simple abyss]

iirc we also have shoot

!shoot

ye

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1404435930819068025/togif.gif

[frozen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[shy horizon]

underaged is still 13+ dude

!stab @maiden sparrow

no such thin

[maiden sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567126192688463873/1083255388834648104/attachment.gif

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662195757960527872/1473031269536501760/ishedead.gif

[dawn egret]

Hmm, I think this position requires greater communication skills, especially when working on official nw servers.

Maybe moderating the forum would be better for me.

In general, I'm interested in moderator positions. :v

[simple abyss]

dmod is the best

but that's not open atm

[past dune]

Dmod or nwosmod

[dawn egret]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-voting-oh-il-nam-vote-circle-gif-23473295

[past dune]

Embed fail

NWOS mod position is open now if you want you can apply

[dawn egret]

[past dune]

#job-listings message

[timid niche]

Oh yeah truth

I love discord

[timid niche]

But discords ai is stupid

None the less

[timid niche]

Truth

[mortal crypt]

bro wakes up until 10 am

😭

[true sky]

i'm on break

[mortal crypt]

same but i'm unemployed

[peak ingot]

!wran @sharp rivet Fox

[snow umbra]

@peak ingot has wranned fox_1_7 Reason: Fox

[peak ingot]

Wow

it's work

[dull mantle]

How to report bugsd

theres a wallhack bug

[peak ingot]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[ionic spoke]

How do you configure scps in a server

[dull mantle]

Wym

[ionic spoke]

like which scps we can play

and which we can remove

and their health

[boreal kernel]

this tuff

[peak ingot]

I know

??

[boreal kernel]

indeed tuffness detected vro

[peak ingot]

It's just a funny command

[high hinge]

[plucky spindle]

reached 100 hours in sl

i feel bad.

[gilded timber]

Don't be

Many people have done far worse

[winter sedge]

People reached more than a thousand

Feel better you still have a future ahead of you

[plucky spindle]

dude the game i have the most hours on is tf2 and i only got 720 hours

[ionic spoke]

How do i use my admin panel to configure scps? were a few people so we wanna remove some scps. How can we also configure the scps health or something

[hallow belfry]

wouldn't you need plugins for that

[winter sedge]

welp

aslong you don't spend that much money

[ionic spoke]

which ones

[winter sedge]

On cosmetics now do you

[plucky spindle]

hell naw

i bought 1 key a year ago and every cosmetic i've gotten since then has been from trading

[winter sedge]

Good

Speaking of good

Here's a man

[grave umbra]

for configuring health of scps and humans
https://discord.com/channels/656673194693885975/656704170501341204

[plucky spindle]

Goodman

[polar spade]

You could use plugins to automate all that. Otherwise, you’ll just have to manually assign everything yourself.

[ionic spoke]

thx

[ionic spoke]

thx

[mystic laurel]

Got banned bc some woman thought i said a slur💔💔🫩🫩

[ionic spoke]

and how do i use it like how do i even enter admin panel

[plucky spindle]

on what server

[gilded timber]

The base game config doesn't offer options to do this automatically, but both can be achieved manually with the Admin Panel on a per round basis, check out this guide on our Tech wiki:
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/remote-admin-panel

[plucky spindle]

i've seen someone get banned ONCE and it wasn't even for a slur

[hallow belfry]

LucidGPT save us

[mystic laurel]

Uh Northwood EU i believe idk i was in there for a looooong time and forgot

[grave umbra]

[plucky spindle]

holy shit i haven't ever played on official servers lmao

[winter sedge]

I've seen someone get banned and it was for pedophilia

[winter sedge]

Same

I said as I go to play on Kitchen Island offical 2

[polar spade]

KI ftw

[winter sedge]

Agreed

[polar spade]

Totally not biased

[winter sedge]

Has the best connection for me

[plucky spindle]

i'm on kitchen island 3 most of the time (like rn)

[polar spade]

I hear S3 and 4 has some cool plugins… not that I would know or anything

[hallow belfry]

i only see ravengard get moderated

[grave umbra]

[winter sedge]

It's ping is unmatched compared to other servers

[plucky spindle]

kitchen island is peak

[hallow belfry]

Sometimes

[winter sedge]

Yeah it's like you're a plugin developer or anything

[mystic laurel]

I'm not English so my native language came out and she thought i was going to say something bad. Wasn't my intention

[plucky spindle]

i'm pretty sure i seen yo ass this week but i might be trippin

[winter sedge]

That would be insane!

[winter sedge]

Nah he's just a

[plucky spindle]

oh wait a sec

[winter sedge]

Good man

[plucky spindle]

i'm slow

[grave umbra]

[plucky spindle]

wtf does polaris even do

[winter sedge]

No you're evil

[winter sedge]

They're startls

Stars

So they're bright

[gilded timber]

@smoky plinth?

[plucky spindle]

yes

[gilded timber]

It's primarily to help streamline server host cheater reporting, but it also handles some internal utilities for us

[hallow belfry]

Polaris like the anong us map

[winter sedge]

Boy do I have some news for you

[timid niche]

If youre moderator you can report cheaters through it

[hallow belfry]

I don't know I haven't played among us

[timid niche]

But you need auth token

[polar spade]

Yeah Australian ping sucks outside of Australia. Even just connecting to Asia is more ping than Ill like

[gilded timber]

Symptom of Australia having terrible internet lol

[winter sedge]

No I meant like

In a good way

[gilded timber]

Telstra my behated

[plucky spindle]

i have 300 ms on KI and yet some of these mfs are more laggy than me

[winter sedge]

Kitchen island genuinely has so much better ping for me compared to stuff like ravengard

[gilded timber]

Well, they are located in very different places lol

[ionic spoke]

how do i install plugins on my server?

[gilded timber]

Reminds me of when I hop on a staff test on our NA servers lol
Borderline unplayable

[winter sedge]

Live with it then you'll conquer it they say

[gilded timber]

Once you've found one you like in #1336031121699377213 or https://plugins.scpslgame.com, the GitHub repository has an install guide:
https://github.com/northwood-studios/LabAPI/wiki/Installing-Plugins

[polar spade]

Yeah I mean connecting to other countries from Australia suck. But KI is really low if you’re in Australia

[winter sedge]

Man I wish Australian people were real

It's just spiders, kangaroos and shrimps on the barbie there

A cockatoo if you're lucky

[polar spade]

Shrimp on the barbie

Literally never heard anyone call them shrimp in this country

[winter sedge]

What do they call em

[polar spade]

Prawns

[winter sedge]

Like the chips?

[gilded timber]

Those things are genuinely tame

[polar spade]

They keep laughing at me

Its really hurtful

[gilded timber]

I befriended a flock, they're chill once you get to know them

[winter sedge]

Have you ever seen a cocky tear out a man's windpipe over a french fry