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Hello slop
A loaf of bread
a loaf of milk
A lot of people ask me: why doesn't SCP-079 go to the surface?
So, will SCP-079 v15.0 survive the nuclear explosion
holy shit...
ah yes why cant the computer move to surface
yknow what actually it could POSSIBLY work but youd have to find a plug for it or sum and drag all the equipment to surface
Cassie can function after a nuclear blast, so why can't SCP-079 hack into Cassie and transfer its consciousness?
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I cant send gif
insert hulk say that again gif here
That’s a big plane
triple 7
CASSIE Is purposely in an entirely seperate system from 079 and manages the facility in different ways
Also if CASSIE Was so easy for 079 to hack, they would of disassembled CASSIE a long time ago. It's too much of a liability risk, though the foundation is good at making those.
isn't terabit the official scp sl partner for hosting servers or am I misremembering
o4rtrerejnerenrennrekgnerkjgnergeiughreuigherugheghruighreniugrhenvuierhiuhueihiuhwruihgwhgbnmdbfgdbgdhjfgbdfhjgerberbge
That has been my theory on what cassie room on surface does
Tier 5 079 can hack into it and override Cassie, allowing 079 to survive warhead
yes
The #1 scp sl chad is back
idk about that pal
If they really didn't want a containment breach to happen, they would never have adopted this whole modular facility concept in the first place.
CB Lore
Not SL lore
According to a Harvard study im globally ranked #1
proof?
yikes
?
bad service
It's not part of the official lore? But the facility is modular, and it's usually a mess in there.
thats literally every host provider 
what is apart of the lore is that i am ranked #1 nationally
Hey😡
i think the owner of terabit just got exposed for cyber theft/hacking/extorting though
🤨
oh shit
It's a mess due to Site-02 being a 150 year old anomalous Warehouse and outside of Lore reasons it's easier to generate a map like that
couldnt be me
i havent looked into it enough to confirm it yet but i saw a post on lowendtalk abt it and it looks bad if true
source: trust me bro
na i cant even say im surprised
I’m the #1 scp sl chad
game hosts have always been shady/drama
Gray name btw
Im orang :
okay
god i HATE green
All my homies HATE Type Greens
youre a gray name

youre scp sl goyslop
sub 5 sl doid
Am I crazy or is that markiplier
you're crazy
Nah that's Mark Edward Fischbach
Awh shucks
from the hit indie horror move iron lung
its scp sl goy slop
Its him from his new movie
Not to be confused with his brother, Thomas Fischbach
Maker of the popular furry webcomic, TwoKinds
anyone know how to get the badge to show up in game? just joined the pateron and cannot figure it out
should i get scp 5k
sure
play scp:get a job
that's how you get 5 bucks
broke 💔
My honest reaction
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Bad news. You'll never get your 5 bucks then :(
Watch it
If you already subscribed on Patreon 10$ and above. Link your patreon to your discord account and you will see the channel on this server to guide you how to get everything set up
I personally would say not bad, I played it since it’s just released EA on steam. still had bugs but It’s much better than before
What are you gonna do, come to me at my house? Good luck coming here with no money

Cardboard house
thanks
no worry
also you can reach out patreon representatives by open a support tickets, but make sure you’ve already read all the instructions before doing that
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Hi
No seriously, it’s coming out on Tuesday (the fellas at New Blood put an announcement out)
oh i didnt know
thats great
TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING
yes
(…still not as long as SL’s surface rework)
by that time we could have made our own scp game
I mean, SL’s a leaning tower of duct tape and spaghetti
Because it was just Hubert working on it at the start
And he was a novice when he started work on SL
hey google simplify what he said
how did you sub to level3 twitch?
Goo goo babies 
Hello
ban
Why
Because I’m Russian
Ok
💔
Yes he is racist!!!
Ok
We all here hate russian
So true
whar
I want a deepwell explanation video, please someone make it
im NOT going to do research, I wanna have a video essay I can watch while eating dinner
everytime I try to look it up I just see the same video with 87k views of me dying like a dumbass
What are you talking about?
You make it
the lore thing they did with some website
Uuuh make the video yourself
Ah ok
reread the first sentance
Do you think I can read
You overestimate me
do you think I can?
Uuu maybe?
Im not doing that shit 😭
Scp explained its a very funny channel in terms of lore
I cant even sit through those videos

hell no
I want a good channel to do it
We need the slop explained adaptation
hey guys, their is girl at school that I like, but I don't know how to talk to her at all, do you guys know how to do that? also I'm 14, if can help.
Go into the lore channel and ask them
Why do I feel like that the deepwell players are either really cool or just unemployed
just tell her how many hours you got in scp sl lil bro
Just start talking with her
thats what I did to get my welfare
Idunno how to go further xd never done that
But usually just try talking to them
Not as someone who is pushy and obviously interested
Just as a person
And as a friend
And then start some edgy emo shit xd
all women are israeli spies meant to reduce your scpsl playtime
thank god
goo goo babies

i would love to see the echos from the veil series get more love
evilexotic(echo)12
why?
Gotta be warnable
👀👀👀👀👀
корейца?
yes
oy e
what?
privet brad
Hi chat
hello
!langru
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son
How the fuck i have 4.8k hours in roblox
oh my god bruh
when you lowkey become a mercenary for Chaos but you aint build for ts
So you just play russian roulette
genius
With revolver
no bro
bro playing roblox scp games are so buns
these idiots are camping the mask 💔
i dont speak to alien
suppost to be containing it
@orchid kraken he racist
Breath air
boy what you say bout rbreach
its so mid
rbreach so fucking dead
They hype is gone
i blame roblox chat verification
I used gordon
?
idc what are they gonna do with my face
im not gonna join a paramilitary
or a terrorgroup
and the government already knows what my passport looks like
Ngl though its just a fave
Face
Millions of other people faces are on internet
And tiktok
Everywhere
Aslong no ID you're good
the concept of killing abu bakir al bagdadi via roblox
lwk sad that i have to wait to like 4 till i can play chaos theory
add 682 PLEASE, it would be so cool to have some sort of 682 ending like a substitute for nuke
Actually heartbreaking
maybe its like controlled by PC or something if they reach lvl 6
That was my game

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Hi

Hier gilt die StVO
ci
we got ci up in rnn
oh wait
wrong chat
my bad
What
Ok
i thought i was in a diff server lmao my bad
SCP containment breach is free🥀
lies
Where can I pick up my sponsor badge
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wait wrong chat
Lol
bollocks
sponsor badge?
!rep me
Member "me" not found.
I already know, thanks

I'm killing you that what I am

Green role pinging an inactive northwoodian
Average isshida moment
Skill issue based matchmaking
So many green roles it breaks my heart
We should Ichabod all the Green ones
We should execute green roles
We should remove the toes of all green roles
Satire so good I have no idea if it's half-truth.
So what I'm getting is that somebody new pinged a dev?
Cassetetape how you doin :)
Before you go i gotta ask your opinion on smth
Give me a sec
yep
Alright so since youre the expert on cows i gotta ask
Am i tripping or does this helmet design look like the face of a cow
i can kinda see it but it looks more like a bug to me
I dont know the big ass eyes look kinda similiar
And the gasmask filter looks like a snout
fair
my fuckass internet forced me into a chaos theory server
ant like face
the horror
бомжы окупируют сервак сл
Mmmmm monkey
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backrooms movie before scp movie 
please be peak please be peak please be peak....
ok but have you seen the trailer for Galionic
kane pixels will cook
wait this is kane pixels' stuff?
Isnt that the same company that made that civil war movie
yeah
it looks peak........
There’s an anime
In made
For scps
it's Galionic
Yea
I don’t go crazy about them either but some of them are gems
Факт
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Hello
hello
oh that’s ai nsfw
why are you bold
Eto crasti crabs?
What
crabs
What the imgur
Net Eto patrik
@meager slate execute
sup chat
yeah
Crazy
And wtf is with russian calling me fslur or sending nsfw
3rd in a week
Like damn
yeah lol
tf did the russians do 😭
Idk bro a kid in vc called me the fslur yesterday another one in general
Today nsfw
its kinda funny sometimes when people show up and make it immediately clear what kind of person they are like
the amount of people ive had see me in chat and immediately go "fae....?"
Honestly they can call me fslurl as much as they want idc
I would laugh with them
real
Whats a fae
i’m stealing that
unlucky
Epic embed fail
Here
ok so technically theres like a whole thing with that question but in this particular instance its a neopronoun, which is basically just pronouns that arent the basic she/they/he/it
its an odd thing, but the people who have joined this server and been transphobic always point it out
Getting fired any% looking hella competitive
Wdym?
We are sorry, but spetsnazbrain.exe has stopped responding
i will defend my rank as the wokest member of northwood
Damn
🔥
Please restart the connectiom or try again later
connectiom
Tbh i kinda defend them because i understand that its embedded in their culture and some people are really protective
Like i said brain.exe has stopped responding
i personally dont see that as an excuse. difference between being an ass about it and saying "I do not get it" and fucking up here and there
Anyway check out this dumbass car
car spotted
Because for me atleast i report them just because i know someone else might be hurt by this
That is true
Ive always been nice to you bruh why am i catching smoke :(
yeah, i’ve heard it WAY to often from catholic grandparents
You cool
you are not i mean this hypothetically towards someone dw
youre chill
i get not understanding neopronouns its a whole thing lmao
One look at my bio and youll see i dont dabble in allat
Tbh my opinion is i look girly
real lmao
Im happy
real shit
yeah exactly
im just trying to make sure spetsnaz knows i wasnt referring to them when i was saying the "not an excuse" thing
Obv
Im honestly sitting here in the waiting room for my first endocrinologist visit
Lol
oh good luck on that
After burocracy i finally did it lol
Its easy but hard in my country
yea
Yea for me its free
like 75 a month over here
What kinda doctor is that
works with the endocrine system
They occupy for everything about hormones
which is involved with hormones
You usually go with you have problems with hormons or you wanna become trans
Thats it
Interesting
hi
"become trans" is a hell of a way to put it lmao
Hi
Welcome new member
You wanna become a girly girl, or a man strong
Like
Send this green role to the depths of huberts basement
what's up here?
we're just chatting
Does even the chat exist
About shit i do not understand
Neither do i
if youre looking to talk about the game, #scp-discussion is the place
oh thanks for informing
ofc
nah
i can always explain if youre curious
Someone on another discord told me pyra looks like teto
FATHER GREGORI HL2 REFRRRNCEEEE
i mean, kinda? but also like no
My bullets are the...least of your concerns..
i should play half life again
ive only played hl2 and its episodes lol
I bought it after doing alot
Peak asf
Of work
TRUEEE
i have played half life alyx a bit though at a vr place
Its so peak
never got to beat it though
every time i try vr it’s so fun, but my motion sickness can not handle it lol
it is peak
Im gonna tell an incredible story
bro i am starving i have got to get food
One of my friend asked me what i did with the vr and send him a clip of me playing for 2 hours with launching a box on the sky and getting it on the bonelab menu
nope
I played hl1
nah
Not black mesa
You gotta get it its peak asf
what else would you do???
Imo the original half life is one of the greatest games of all time
seems only natural
Have fun with punching ford and shooting at his leg and then play around with body physics and physics in general
i mean for its time it was a marvel
Tbh i like being a girl
yeah (to both of those tbh)
i mean
the game is older than me so i think its fair
2004
Bm, not half life
ohhhh
shit dude
94 / 98

Nah but listen bmce and bmcer are already great enough
But hecur?
Holy shit dude
This shit
Is peaker than mt everest
Can we get guards like that on sl
Not fucking facility guard
They look ugly asf
I call all of them barney
How tf you see house needs creativity
i dunno i just see it

You fucked up my Face.
uh
evil :(
It’s like the BEST half life game
tots
uh you see, not the brightest people of us play scp sl, and also they be spammin fslurs everywhere as they cant think of anything more creative
trust me, me russian, me know other russian well
those look good
but
why the blues
Who would win, Barney or SCP facility guard
Tbh idc
I would laugh with them
I mean the other day on official servers there was a young Slavic man that didn’t stop saying the N word, it was the only thing he said
Atleast get creative
barney, or that guard with microhid 2 minute, but i think thats the same people
The genius mind of berkan wanted blue so they made them blue
Also i shit you not the original hecur has a texture that can appear on some face models thats mitchells scars
I think the SCP guard because they have generally more experience with putting down stuff, I’m sure the guards in black mesa where more of a deterrent for scientists to stab each other over who did what
Also not to mention the fact that some doe force guys literally have ids with the name mitchell shephard i mean come on now
Feel me?
tracks
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eh
You can give a rep!
What does this mean chat
brownie points
gimme
fake internet points
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hell yea
Eh this guy gives money to the team I say he deserves it
new patreon manager?
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Yay!
did they axe the previous?
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So who want
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What does the rep even amount to
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Absolutely nothing
brownie points
!rep x3j50
That’s tuff
completely worthless
You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 20 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Not even boost server xp?
I want a higher level so I can represent the CI
im like the reincarnation of tamer
Fuck that’s like
hello joe
A lot
hi cassette
wasn't tamer in GD
FUCK NO
rip tamer
Give all your money to hubert and he will give you badge perms instantly
Joe mama
can't remember who was there after I left
will be missed
I got like 200k somewhere
all hail enoch
I got like a fiver
Will this be enough?
yes
Cuz that’s all I have
How do I check my current level
IT GOES TO A GOOD CAUSE
No patreon
ME
All proceeds go out to ichabods
I already threw enough money into NW over the years
yea but you could make it more
hell nah
it’s never enough
Please Europeans develop your little chud SCP game
Alright kill this green role
Im sick of looking at green roles
+300 in patreon and another 200 or so in twitch seem enough to me
more
actually, need to check twitch again
double it
give it to the next person
Site 19 has fallen
Hey I donated to Kuwaiti businesses and I randomly got patreon access, correlation or causation
How many containment breaches is this site 19 gonna have
I mean this is becoming a liability is it not?
What is the name of that armored fighting vehicle
reduced to atoms more like
To site 19
Site 02 is in Tibet
Well actually the surface update will fix that
no???
site-19 has many, many different interpretations, but SCPCB’s is most certainly NOT anything near right imo
yeah
2s25 sprut sd
Are you adding anything to the conversation by just saying no with loads of question marks???
really curious to see Galionic’s interpretation
Cb isn't supposed to be 19 ain't it
It mentions 19 seperately
It is
And its all the way in fuckin canada :(
No it's a different site
i mean your take is a confusing one and that’s like, not the official site 19 or something
where is that stated cause i swear it’s supposed to be site-19
Put this guy in hell
Im already here thanks
Why should we assign numbers to these places like it matters
because it does matter if you’re really into it
It's in some documents but the Maynard docs refer to it as the modular site
ah alright
did they kill the deepwell channel?
like i LOVE the scp universe, Site-19 is a very notable place
believe so, ARG is over
I guess it wasn’t so deep after all…
Can I get the darn United front poster..
I mean it has a similar roster of SCPs to CB and the surface area is pretty similar to the one in CB, and I thought the site in CB as site 19, I wouldn’t say it’s confusing as much as it is putting two and two together
I need it...
hello baguette
Waiting for someone to post a summary of it tbh I don’t have the energy to follow another ARg these days
Hi Joe!
You called?
How’s it going
okay i guess
Explain the lore
it’s still just a bit of a wild assumption as someone who knows a bit about the lore with SL
I’m listening
just a week of work and then 3 weeks off
No you asked my name
Will it be nice to have a break?
SL’s site is specifically mentioned as Site-02 over and again
I realised, good pun
I’ve got a four day weekend lined up this weekend and it’s the first break I’ll have had in a few weeks
absolutely. I'll visit the states to meet some people
Where cuz I ain’t seeing or hearing that
Comprehensive Lore Document of SCP:SL Last Updated: 23/08/2025 By Goodman If you find any mistakes or have any feedback, feel free to comment on the the file or contact me in the Official Secret Laboratory Discord Server (@goodman_the_user) Notes: Document uses DD/MM/YY for all dates [Source] re...
Have a good break then, just one more week
Site 19 and site 02 aren't the same canon
I gotta dash, I have a midterm later
So they can have the same cast
site-19 DID exist in SL
Cb aswell
@warm locust 66 months
SCP SL DEEPWELL ARG PASSWORDS DEEPWELL ACCESSTerminal: www.deepwellaccess.online More in-depth problem solving and process can be viewed at: https://hackmd.io/@di/orite (Courtesy of Dr Dioritenstein’s Monster) On October 31th 2025, SCP Secret Laboratory started an ARG “Deepwell” based on the Sit...
So deep in my wellbeing
yoink
Hardpoint shadow report blackout status
I gotta ask how did the containment breach happen in this site 02 anyway? Is it similar to CB where it was just some virus someone put in the systems on purpose
we don’t know yet
new update news making me tempted to buy the patreon again tbh
Can we kill green roles
Or did windows just automatically update and fuck everything up
probably has something to do with terminus ash, which you can read up on the first doc i posted
I’m sorry I’m not your level of elitist yet I’ll be there soon don’t you worry
You'll never
079 found a vulnerability
I'm a force of nature
can we kill orange roles
So unoriginal
I am the product of a man and a woman
pretty sure there’s something before that
I am emerge from procreation
This is what happens when you don’t switch to Linux
we just don’t know what exactly
Or your staff falls for a fishing email
dude, twinsies?
if you have any other questions or interests after reading the doc, you can find the lore server here
!lore
Why didn't 079 release the epstein files huh 
!loreserver
Where
What are we
idk, graham fans?
Truly the peak of SCP writing
######### #### explode ##### #### balls #### ### doctor #### end of log
Coup and coup
They should add origami to scp
bro check this shit one sec
They printed this shit?
hell yeah they did
That’s tuff
one of my favorite books of all time ngl
:)
A read books with pictures in it
such a good read
“It seems like there’s some SCPs in this secret laboratory”
“It seems like this an SCP… Containment Breach…”
“How many SCPs are there?”…. “SCP 5K…”
ok you’re gonna have to try again with that one
“These SCPs are fracturing my mind”
I can’t think of anything better :[
i believe in you keep trying
"Say hi to the new Harris Jr."
Northwood Studios: Hi
What do you want.
I can't see what that is.
not even close
The rest where easy
This one is hard brah
Old news.
is this real?
yo why they using torrent
Lame.
viruses are stealing our data
they gonna make a copy of us using one celled organisms
dude i'm gonna kill you
Please try.
i dont want to anymore because of you
comfy
It isn't my death if that's what one might think.
What’re you talking about
Heheh... thanks.
what
Mmm I agree
682 vs human
i wonder how these photos were even taken ngl
were they real? were they edited? photoshopped?
bro it’s photoshopped
might be crazy what i’m about to say
it looks wayy too god damn real tho

have you considered that it’s so low quality so you can’t see the details you’d need to see it’s fake
Spill that wine.
Hallo cassette 
hi Noemi
no i havent

and i will choose not to consider that
neumi? neumi new year?
? What is that emoji supposed to convey lol
can we kill the green roles
953
I- I can see that it is 953
Anyway, night stroll
what are the chances of a plane crashing right onto you from that direction?
0
oh sick, you got a high power laser on you?
Also weird asf question
i think two people in chat are just speaking recreationally rn
WE GET SO BORED.
perchance
I could test it on you
No.
Wha
Appreciate the thoughts, though.
Then why the buildup :(
^v^
if noemi uses that laser on that plane they WILL find noemi
really???? /s
🍵 👀
yes
Go on...
the fbi could NEVER /s
are RP servers generally disliked in the SCP SL community?
Aw...
You think I live in the states?
i mean people have their communities but SL is not a game built for rp imo
Ohh. Heheh.
Hell nawh man, I'd be arrested about a year ago

i think it just adds more colour to it
What are you doing?
idk, fbi’s just what i default too for surveillance systems
Just police is enough man
fair
But dw, I understand the thought xD
lol
€X
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wah
!warn 1040555567682437170 ghost pinging
hell
!wran @rancid dome mod abuse :(
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i just wanted to look his roles
The ghost ping haunts this place
the ghost in the ping
!stab 864947960064114739
spetsnaz2989#0 has been muted in this server.
horror
Eugh
Only authoritarian here
stabbed, like a sukhoi
Idk how to spell the word but yes
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