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Woah I got an idea Abel can communicate with players
He works in a few Roblox games similar to SL
I mean nothing to really compare it by
Yeah sadly not SCP:RP
We give a mad man a blade
His abilities must not be something overpowered though
durtle
I get up to take a shit
I'm peacefully taking a shit
I hear my cat puke in the next room
Goddamit
@smoky plinth
@smoky plinth
Why are you an azure but in the past simple
"I'm an alpha male, you're a beta male"
No no no my friend, I'm beyond beta by now, I've released a long time ago now I'm on version 1.3.2
Im a day one patch male
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js spam rc in console
Thay message was from fucking April why were you looking there 😭
gamers
yeah that was a really funny moment, i have the clips
my pov (no audio, clipping bugged out): https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1294052430111047690/MomentsclipfromOct102024001.mp4?ex=696ab0bd&is=69695f3d&hm=43982f86bb712bd71bc09ba7f16db0398a405b3110bb04ab841ae4ee4182fccd&
hubert pov: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1294041894787088394/smile.mp4?ex=696aa6ed&is=6969556d&hm=0c7c15b5701918cd119153ff49f7eb335209ffdcd30392626568e244c1108d11&
One message removed from a suspended account.
Yeah, they're really good
it's also good to know that a "certain" theme was played here 
Hi
[My flesh and bones starts to rapidly evaporate, quickly dissolving because of the generated heat that broke the laws of physics]
Here's the image that has been included in my post-mortem
Uhhh
What the hell is this chat about
I saw someones saying taking a shit and they hear their cat poking in next room
And then about alpha and beta male some shit
And then this guy has gone insane and sent rat image
@hoary nexus
!o>
I'm a gamma male; I'm highly irradiated.
We still got jerald : D
Hey guys quick question
Are there any good servers near the Middle East? I can’t handle 400 ping anymore 😭
Fat rat on grass??
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Hey man go check out #partnered-servers
you can see here if there are any servers in your region
Sadly not
EU is kinda close
But ideally I want English
I usually play KI but 400 ping is not easy plus timezone differences
UK server exists...
I do NOT talk to British people
Jk
But idk if ping will be between in eu or uk
I’ll check in a bit
wdym by that
Which the British part or ping part
this
Im not sure if I understand what you meant by that
I’m equally far from both
I live in the UAE
So I have no English servers near me
But I’m pretty sure the EU is closer
+- 50
man
I feel bad for gamers that can't get good hardware and mp connection
:(
Ok I know that's like the most insensitive thing to be sad about considering some people don't get clean water or food
BUT GAMING ISNT A PRIVILEGE
OTS A RIGHT
I grew up in poverty
Before you mock me don’t forget that this may apply to me 💔
Plus that really wasn’t necessary
Oh ok ty
shit my bad I wasnt tryna make fun
Oh ok
I'm just saying everyone should be able to have good gaming
No worries
Oh I thought you were saying that in a Manner of “there are bigger problems than your ping and pc but oh no you have bad ping!1!1!1!”
hell nah buh 😭
Dw about it mb too I misinterpreted it
Goo goo babies
Wait do you guys think trump is gonna send chaos to take over site 02?
because site 02 is in greenland, and our dear supreme leader wants greenland
maybe thats what SCPSL is
maybe the chaos is the US, mtf is europe, and the SCPs are the endangered species that inhabit greenland
all art truly is political

Scp sl analog horror tape
Do you know 5 pebbles
I guess that's yes
Five Drinks
absolutely chopped
Bug we have a developer
yeah
ugly
allat just for head, eyes
Goo goo babies
Anyways when are we getting lore for E.P.A.S.
Goo goo babies
Goo goo die
head, eyed
yeah everything in the image seems about right
a bit low raid time, head eye'd, and by an Unheard account
F
@orchid kraken how much content does eft have
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!wran @tough tapir stinky
@full jolt has wranned the.ancient Reason: stinky
Evil
Mr smellfest
yes
Belhhh
PS1 and PS2 seem like a cool feature
Not familiar with scripted events
I recommend learning c#
after my birthday i can officially call people minors, say "fuck", and apply for ceo at northwood studios
nobody is safe now that i can swear
since when could you not swear as a minor
swearing is evil...
if i tried to learn it i'd be forgetting the whole thing in 1 day
Apply for the greatest position in cm osm or tech support
what's cm
Community management
also telling me to be a moderator i think id rather be berated,,,
id never
unless i get to abuse
disaster den would've let me abuse 😔
That's literally dmod
I didnt say anything 
No lmao
LAME
You would get booted instantly
why did disaster den end anyways
old owner was cool but burnt out and stepped down, new bad owner couldn't be assed and turned it into a private arc raiders groupchat or something
the discord still exists but verification is permanently closed so it's just private
iirc it had to do with funding and moderation
oh
how many dragonball gifs do you have
I'm curious
Too many
yea I can tell
Still collecting
😭
id apply if that one person was still osm actually they were cool
greatest position and osm in one sentence is wild 
drago i think
freaky dancing zombie
/emote 2
/e dance4
dude ice cream cake is so fucking good
man not even one person is joining my server i advertised 
what channel
I join all of them!!
(then I leave
)
advertisements
huh
o
Goo goo babies 
now i want to see modern SL with old lighting engine
where everything is deepfried and dark
@ hubert please make this happen
What if gordon worked in aperture instead black mesa
He probably wouldve had his legs chopped off in a freak accident then fired because cave johnson didnt like disabled people
Exactly
Didn't aparture had self repairing some portal rooms type shit technology before cascade
Yk yk right yk
@meager slate smite him
kill this advertisement now
lizzard
@true sky
Copyright for name
noxxyplis
Minecraftplis
i got global banned for nothing,I filed appeals via email and the website, but the employees all rejected my requests.😡
hello
crazy
Cookie cake is peaker
That's unfortunate there is nothing you can do
If it got rejected
You were banned for a valid reason.
no reason huh
But I truly believe this ban was a mistake. Are there no other ways to appeal?
I think there is an email you contact if you feel like your appeal was treated unfairly
Heya. If you believe your appeal was treated unfairly you can try appealing via appeals@scpslgame.com
what did they state was the reason
only said that the ban imposed on me was correct, but when I asked for the detailed reasons, they said they couldn't disclose them.
that seems improbable
^
After the match ended, a message popped up saying I had been globally banned. I don't understand who would cheat only after the game is over😭😭
I have sent emails,also refused
So you also got a response from appeals email?
yes
You can send a formal message to Security (Assistant) Director via security@scpslgame.com
However keep in mind that this will be your LAST appeal. It's higher-ups and their decision is final.
In the email include your steam id.
perchance,
how old are you?
What?? I've tried this email address too, but it still doesn't apply
you can't use perchance like that
You can just say perchance
i’ll perchance where ever i please
perchance
What was the response from security email?
Hey guys where can i find the layouts of the map generations
only said my ban was justified, nothing more.
there are so many
you are NOT memorizing them
Then the decision is final.
If a Security Director says it's justified then it is.
The map Is random?
aren’t there a few presets
Okay thank you😭😭
No
with random rooms selected into slots
yeah
You r talking about Patreon post
Iirc
This one
i mean it was known before no? I thought it was on the wiki
The rooms are random either way and you don't see the map so memorizing a layout is pointless
yeah
Unless you somehow can determine which layout is the game currently using based on random rooms....
I would be surprised
But it's actually possible
would only help you find chp in heavy
I should cut down on Rainbow Six
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wa
ye my terrible eep schedule kinda ruined the cycle :(
dont worry, it's about to get worse :)
Nvm
is ok
what did you misread it to
redbull gives you wings
Lucid instead of launch
Lucid over
how
So I thought he had online status
lucid is so over
might be time to visit an eye doctor?
My eyes r good
It begins with my brain not functioning properly

how is your brain running at a worse capacity than me
this should not be possible
wait that sounds kinda toxic ngl
Bro
Both of us don't sleep well

I was rushing to classes today and ran into a wall 😭
no need to worry. I'm at a point in the semester that I have to sacrifice sleep
It just appeared out of nowhere....
obviously someone painted a path on the wall
Definitely not my tiredness
just sleep bruh
🪞
let me be the stupid one in NW
you passed
your wish has been granted
Away
thats good
Hi Joeeeeee
Can I have money and happiness
the former part is a JOB
$20 are $20 type shit
can I hav jagermeister
jokes, but I kinda wanna have sum more
Can I have rtx 5090 please
Rich mf
🔥
the gpu connector be like
LOL
What was the previous card you had
I bought one before the prices explode this year
I am still rocking my liquid metal modded 3080
Wanna give it to me? I'm at 1660 
You can buy it off from me
😔
I can sell you my PC 👀
How much
after I install my new 5070ti
desktop I mean
idk, probably around 400 or so. I don't have the prices in mind to be fair

but a lot will be withdrawn tomorrow
payments for my trip in 6 weeks
mostly flights and hotel
guess you'll go into the red numbers then

I wonder what my paycheck will look like this month
we got news that our annual profit share will come in this month and it's higher than the last few years
I have enough for this month
I'll need to deposit money into an ATM
mh
that's a 10min walk tops
It's -20°C
and?
And cold
and?
🙁
acting like you never experienced some cold weather
Reason why the Panic Attack is a weapon created by God himself: The gun kills medium classes at medium range in 3 shots and has a clip size of 6
Also dopamine generator
Hello chat
My buddies have started a minecraft world
What monstrosities should I build
orbital cannon
Unfortunately it’s bedrock so most redstone designs won’t work
whaaa
Hello Spetsnaz
A gigantic melon farm
Okay see that I can do
like 1000x1000
yes
Alright yeah I can put some effort towards that lol
no servers cannot go without a comically large melon farm
I need to get my tools and whatnot enchanted but once that’s done I can work on some mega bases
I wanna do my signature move and build an underground rail network to everyone’s bases without them knowing
underground bunker?
Already planned for my main base
underground bunker.
The mould is gone
Goo goo babies
nah
it gets to 8 c outside here and I shiver in me timbers
you are weaker than alex
at least you can't survive 47 c
you'd just overheat on the spot
inferior snow dweller...
that is funny
I experienced 47 c
our summer can got that hot
not often but ya
the difference is that most of our winters are -20 c or below
brother doesn't live on planet earth
an area of -30c to 45c is not normal for you?
it gets to -273 and up to 1.417 x 10³² ahh planet
we get kelvin zero and planck's temepture here ahh planet
dude thinks places that have cold winters get hot
haha
dont*
dude doesnt think we get heat waves
not as often as other places but ya
O>
do you live in like a mountainous area cuz that's
the ONLY explanation I can think of
that is a lie
wikipedia beats the guy that lives there duh
duh
the guy that lives there is obvsly lying for internet points
that's the only sound and logical explenation
I can say it def gets to 47c. Rare but ya. Most summers are not that hot
it gets to 47 c every summer
and it gets to 0 c or less every winter here
we are more prone to cold winter
doesnt mean we doesnt have heat waves
considering midwest is basically in tornado alley
Homhomhomhomhomhomhomhom
thanks global warming
I came
I fart
I conquered
you vile creature, I throw you into prison (my purse)
kiss yourself
speaking of tornados..... pretty sure we got a tornado in December recently @tough tapir
which is crazy to me
My brother
Ja heute hat er sich was gedacht, kannst sogar ihn nach fragen
leck eier bin kein stalker um deine familie über dich nachzufragen
wenn du sagst reicht schon
Throwback to this summer
I watched a news reporter basically say how it is the worse damage they have ever seen. When only the roof was slighty damage. Smh.
haha
they never seen a ef 5 damage
Can I say I'd much rather see this on my car's dash than "-5°C"
-5c is not bad
HAHAHAHHA
blya
I have no idea what you are talking about
:[
LVL0
gimme lvl 10
love this guy
hello again
Bradar
heyselcuk the goat
hell tbch I tend to only relate once it is about -17 c @somber raptor
I'm too much used to warmth
we talking about more weather?
ya man
icic
I want to talk about tornado tho
dont really know much about those
they spin
there is def more to tornado then they spin. Some of them can be 1 mile or 1.61 km
It's only just a little bit dusty over here 👍
I thought 1 mile was 1.68km
why is that number never consistent bru
eh, it's only .07
Fun fact nobody asked for or even wanted to know:
A sandwich with peanut butter on one side and marshmellow creme on the other is called a fluffernutter
some tornado are very .... cool looking as well
once you get to ef 3 or ish you tend to get more wedges
and start of having those
i dont really understand the terms but pic does look cool
just gonna imagine the ef as category
basically ef scale is based on damage. But a very powerful tornado that doesnt damage anything can be ef0. Stupid but ya. They dont do it like hurricanes because of how quick they are. And short lived.
you gotta remember I have 0 knowledge of these things lol
but ef3 are usually cause a lot of damageand tend to be more wedge shape. Ie multiple velocity. And what not. Ie multiple rotations.
Neumi can you do smth for me
ya?
now not all of ef3 are wedges but ya wedges tend to be stronger
I need you to beat up alex he stole my cat and made a gif of him
lol
And uh please do get my cat back : (
beat him up yourself 
Cant
Im too busy
you're in much closer proximity to him than me
throw alex into a ef5 tornado
easy
You think I'm not?
no more alex
:(
🙁
cat is saved
ghost ping
Why tf does it default to an emoji for me but not you ts is bullshit
it def wasnt a ghost ping
I called you weak
:)
Gimme my cat back or imma put a rocket through your window cuh
just throw alex into a ef5 tornado
dont threat
just do it
Tornadon't
Anyone else's game just sometimes close when loading into a server at 90%?
I mean..... you could also just tell auro that @past dune called him short or something. Maybe mention how he mentioned waterloo during it. @languid radish
you could do both things
Damn you mean maidro?
ya kmart havoc
shop smart
Somebody say havoc?
shop s-mart
pretty sure kmart is out of business now
no idea tho
pretty sure it is the same fate as sears
surprised gamestop is still in business
god are you older than me..... I dont even know the reference?
fucking old man
you are
@tough tapir
whaaa
you don't know the boomstick?
Evil Dead
Plen going nyoom
evil dead is surprising the one popular movie franchise I have not seen or semi popular. I will eventually watch it. But ya.
which is .... ya
I would say contrail but it shouldnt be cuz this is literally on final
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I seen the original the thing before it was the thing
so ya
or called the thing
evil bread
Cash vs evil bread
Wingtip vortices
or vortex trails
anywhere where i can find a clean version of the 106 scare sound? the one that plays when he suddenly appears infront of you
Ahhhhhh righrtt
Add the GOC in SCP:SL
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Hello chat
cassette
Hi Noemi!!
how's the 1000x1000 farm coming along :3
Haven’t even started lol
Welcome Cassette
Currently giving my keyboard a deep clean
Warning
Intervention
Navigation
for Zeta
In containment
Procedures
Would be surprised if you said finished already
Yeah I gotta plan and plot out a 1000 x 1000 area anyways lmao
The humble world edit in question 
I was gonna say!
Not my world soooo
I’ll have the real ambitious builds before long though
Best friend basically just agreed to start a Java server soon
I don't even understand why ya'all started a bedrock server
That one is my irl friend group
We are all broke college students
There’s 3 of us with PCs that can run modded mc
2 of us with those PCs functional
Everyone else is either on a console or even mobile
I gotta get my emotes back somehow
coulda just ask me
I DONT LIKE ASKING PEOPLE FOR MONEY
I’ve gotten like
My past 2 months of nitro from here
I don’t wanna be a beggar lmao
Cassette #staff-general message
let's make that 3
I SWEAR RO FUCKING GOD
Thanks lol
maybe next time I run another giveaway :3
I'll make sure to tell lucid to also allows staffs without nitro. I mean I always do that but ye
Ye
XDDDDD
XDDDD
or just host it in the nw dc 
How’ve you been btw? I haven’t been all that active here the past few months
greedy nw staff leaving us peasants in the shitter
Silence DBD player
^^^^^
that's because I really need that 50 MB limit
can't do shit with 10 mb bro
idk man, looks like you got nitro to me
can't even upload a clip that's like longer than 5 seconds
discord could easily solve their 10 mb problem by deleting shit that's 5 years old
but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
videos posted in 2016 eternally saved in their servers
Thank god they are saved, I have a lot of shit saved in my own discord
I'm not in the subset of "everyone" 
Yet.
you're gonna have to pay me to be in the MLP pfp group
This 1:30 anime intro is 27.2 MB :)
I clip my game moments with 1080p on 60 fps with decentally high bitrate
what's your bitrate count?
I have the whole joker movie as a file somewhere...
8k
8k what
how many hours of scp sl makes you a pro?
kbps, mbps
bits per second
XD
You might wanna change whatever encoder or software you're using
1kB per second 1080p video is crazy stuff
I don't think it's necessarily hours, so much as if you're doing well
What extent is "fully"?
What if I ask realllly nicely
I think 100 is quite a lot for what sl has
Layouts? 079 rollouts? Seed math?
all the 914 recipes
zones movement gameplay items etc
gotta pull out your credit card on this one
I am broke
Hi broke
putting a time on being a pro doesn't make sense, different playstyles lead to very different learning curves
if all I do for 100 hours is spawn as d-class, wait at the gate and then book it in the hopes I find chaos and can leave I won't learn nearly as much as if I actually play the game for 15 hours

this is a much better way of saying it, yeah
Auth error?
happening to me too
Whats the auth error
gimme a sec im restarting it again
uh oh
Wait does this mean its a game issue
SAME
and not an issue with me
I believe Steam was down
are the servers down
pretty sure all the servers are down yeah

or SL servers, one of the two - some of the others reported issues
yeah, central server is down
yup.
hubert spilled his coffe on servers
Server games when: 
why my scp game not working
noo not again hubert
damn
what the fuck hubert
oof'd
Patiently wait.
It's gonna be fixed soon.
Yeah the auth server broke
cmon hubert
And it's back on
guys I accidentally spilled water on the server
Yippee
its on
Blame Noemi
man someone just trowed a brick on the servers
I will put them in a rice bag. Sorry gng
finally
Nevermind
nahh😭
🙏
I shouldnt have gave you the water cup
servers when we are doing events6️⃣ 7️⃣
guys blame alex
i already said to do not drink anything near the keyboard!!
you r the one that spilled it
i just poured water in the cup
the servers are back again!!!!
cuz you wanted it
next time don't drink it near ur pc!!!
exactly!!!
my pc runs nw servers?
its office pc dummy
or servers do boom boom
damn I'm underestimating it badly
they showered too
not for long!
of course!!
you caused a spark and centrals died
@valid silo for funsies, I made the same video into a 12.3 MB
we were doing events 😭
now 720p tho
Im sorry. My co-worker spilled the water I poured into their cup 
dw tho, the 8kbps recordings will come in clutch sooner or later 🔥
Do you guys have any idea why a server would crash my game when I try and join it?
💔
Can you try this guide?
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/page/my-game-keeps-crashing-when-it-reaches-90-while-loading
Description of Issue
The issue usually happens when a user is joining a server or loading the game....
Should fix your crashing issue.
Probably just a server issue since central servers are down
other servers work
^
game crash isnt centrals fault
also centrals look fine 
i blame steam
I blame Noemi
downtime a bit ago
you got TS member and TS supervisor telling otherwise 
happened 5 mins ago
I'm telling yall I can join other servers just not central server probably because of the downtime 💔
don't worry, that's would be just 100 euros in damages thanks 🥰
yeah steam issue
Trust me. It's not that.
steam moment
nope thats not the cause
we are aware of the crashing issue
You will crash different time while joining the server. So the guide should help you.
blame Noemi
Alright
its actually so bad omgggg i hate discord
bump
alt f4 for guide
actually, that's your responsibility
i will
how do you keep forgetting your job
my job?
No?
i havent actually...
come on guys don't fight!
hear me out scp chases are solely based off how many open doors are in your path
I blame Noemi



just know that the guy blaming has been tired af and hasn't slept yet
Goo goo babies

is there any way to display current fps on screen?
thanks!

are there any patchnotes for the small fixes? My games been a bit broken since so I'm trying to find out if there's anything that got changed that I change back
Now I will be able to see that it is indeed running on 2 fps
Wdym by broken?
it's a bit like it's only updating part of the screen when rendering new frames?
that's why I wanted to check the fps, but that seems higher than what I'm seeing in game, it's stuttering a lot
i have the same issue
I can try to get a photo but not dying + getting a good photo is a bit hard
turn on v sync
i think what you are describing is screen tearing
fuck windows 11 im moving to 10
My pc isn't good enough to have 11 😭
Linux
I'm so excited for the steam machine
vsync off/on or the fraction of the refresh rate doesn't do anything unfortunately
Yet to know the price
no shut the fuck up
XD
I rather click 2 times to install nvidia drivers instead sudo install nvid something
XD
Honestly, the pushing of Copilot and other AI bullshit has made me seriously consider Linux for the first time ever
WHAT
Linux are for who are paranoid, mentally lost, too smart, too dumb
you can't say slurs and describe gore in this server.
lmao
YESS
NOOO
Windows 11 is indeed the shittiest windows ever
Thankfully windows 10 enterprise is an thing
Debloated system
Uses 1.2 gb of ram on idle
No ai shit
No ads
No EDGE
I have FINALLY set up my pc
Breaking news:
Microsoft finally releases a windows version so bad it makes normal people consider Linux
dude what the fuck you can't post about gore
Dude 3 of my friends have switched to Linux in the past month
*transitioned
If I wasn’t lazy I would’ve joined them
is the average linux user being femboy accurate
Can't switch to linux because i need exe. Programs and other shit to run
Uhhhhh
No
They’re all trans women and the one femboy i knew still uses windows afaik
I have an exact picture for this scenario
Fucking i lost it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOO
HAIIIIIIIIIIII
Huh
LMAO THIS IS PERFECT
have a cookie 🍪 :3
Peak
Huh
XDDD
discord timing moment
it shows up a real one after you refresh the page
so someone do it
Desynchronization
Ok one sec
Wait no
I’m in a call
Someone else do it
I restarted discord and I get this version
then this is a real one
It's all a Ziz plot in the end
Its the tomato that caused this
Yo salah
Diagnosing technical difficulties with Linux Users is genuinely painful
At least with Windows your own operating system is trying to shoot itself with a rocket launcher tied to its leg
With Linux it's a total coinflip what exactly will shit itself
I have noticed that
“Discord crashed”
“Again”
“Happened again”
“For whatever reason Titanfall 2 makes my PC crash but only sometimes”
“Yeah I actually completely reinstalled my OS”
But ngl with the amount of complete genuine bullshit microsoft has been trying to push
I am considering linux
I intend to switch but I'd need to do it on entirely fresh hardware
I'm really starting to dig the Panic Attack's 50% faster deploy speed
Goo goo babies
fuck
me who doesnt play tf2






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