#general-chat
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Sup
This is probably most embarrassing way to lose🥀
never played this game
coc enjoyer
Mods, send this guy to nova prospekt
Mods, give this guy some non mechanical reproduction simulation
Crazy
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Send 2-3 years to nova prospekt and forget
Hellooo :3
Crazy 2
Recognise this
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Stupid ass squad player
Evil

Ngl i would join civil protection just for fun
Yes
Well what about it :3
I can survive 6 weeks on moldy bread so ion even need the extra food 
Just wanted to see how are you doing :]
Your graphic device seems to be faulty
Promoted to combine soldier 
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Linux things
The gpu is fine
I dont know what he wants
Oh god did u summoned linux user
Mmhm
Fuck yeah sign me up
The linux proto gobbler
Where we going boys
To greenland
Its fucking windy out here
"Savage 3650 has sector control"
Savage 3650:
You're linux user friend wont help...
Wrong user bro
OH
It seems like something is wrong
Yeah sorry I use windows 11, I would run Linux but idk how
Domt worry :3 I was just making a joke
Sorry for the ping. Hope ya have a great minute tomorrow
Low-key I agree bro, but Linux isn't really stream lined so it's hard to switch over
Built on Win32 code
hi
Am I cracked guys? https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ARp6rAUAQew
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Isn't that for only steam consoles and shit
Yeah, ageeed. I loved w 10
Even if u install it on desktop the keybinds will be messed up
Will downgrade to w10 soon
Please dont start juking. It's not worth the brain damage
Lucky
Too late
I have tried every juking technique and applied it to my skill tree
Just call them ugly and then make them die from sadness
I am starting to be able to juke 096 without a fence or environment
Simple
Well just wait untill you find a normal player :3
Also trust me
You'll get further by making videos where you do what you love.
Not following what you think is mainstream.
Do your own stuff, dont follow everyone elses type
Thats what ive done ^^
Musket added to payday 3
I don’t use VC so I can’t be like bran
:(
:0
I scream at scps so loudly they stop and stare at me in confusion
And then kill me
Same! My screams are sure seagull like
Im gonna
hello
He's gonna
Sup felix
yo
Mama
Hello iroh
how is it going chat
im doing good i just ate icecream so
hey guys, never played the game but wanted to for years, anyone got room?
Im back drawing. I want something i can represent myself as
Tbh, just try and get into one of the 10/25 people servers ad a start.
Also, check trough all the settings for better Gameplay stuff
Untill you get the feel for the game
But 25/25 would be too chaotic for a first time
Iroh your a master of chaos theory drugs
I dabble a bit in the drugs
Че нибуть
Hi
Btw iroh in your new video you coulda survived nuke with like 100 health if you jumped into nuke room
It takes like 500 health
Nvm you had too little health
SCP team was dumb to push
it broke my heart 
Goo goo ponies
Sorry twin
If you go to my funeral, i aint coming to yours
I swear I see this message every single time I check this chat
Its insane
Looks like that one dude from the pacific
Yeah that’s him alr
What does it mean?
Goo goo ponies.
Does anyone know where I can find the guide for getting the patreon supporter badge in-game? I was only able to locate the one for discord.
You need the patreon role for that
I have a patreon subscription, and linked discord to patreon
It can take up to an hour for patreon to give you the roles here, if after an hour your still haven't received them open a #patreon-support ticket
Ok, thank you
I figured out how to get the discord role. Would you happen to know where I can find out how to get the in-game role?
Thank you
uh
uh
still no clue how to play, everyone too busy talking shit
Look up
Guide by thedeviousmelon
It’s a good video
Thamnk
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Illinois
@astral ibex
The mines are going to be fucking terrifying. Since I'm playing on nightmare Val is gonna be on my ass 90% of the time
I'm gonna get killed like
At least
5 times
My game runs really poorly when playing any class with a gun and it makes it really difficult to play sometimes
All settings are videl already at a min with everything turn red off, can i do anything else
heya, what are your specs?
Intel cord i7-1255u 10 cores 12 processirs
16gb ram
gpu?
8gb intel iris xe graphivs, directex12
yeah thats why, intel graphics are not supported, youll need an actual GPU
Ah gotcha
im guessing your on a laptop?
sadly no. you can try lower graphics so there is less strain, and try switching the graphics API in game via settings but stay away from vulkan,will cause issues
Yea game wouldnt run when i used vulkan
@sleek estuary lowkey how does one get more than a 100 fps on scp sl
get a good pc
also dont play on a slop heavily modded server with 50 players, 20 custom classes, 6 scps, 1000000 primitive objects, etc
I play on the glorious Canadian servers

Which ca
3
Definitely seen you
I play like exclusively on canada 3 and I've seen like neither of you
But have you seen this
yes
we all seen ts
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Yippee
Crazy I just started a semester
What is sleep
Good question
Something something 2 liters of redbull something

!langru
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Well well well...
I printed screen that
What the fuck is that
Ngl i thought it be in 21+ category cuz roblox verification is so messed
They could see a single strain of beard and set you to 60+
Chordfish
I had beard at age of 15 💔
Slavic genetics hitting in early
What
Привет @zenith forge
Goo goo ponies

YOU SHOULD ||MUTE|| YOURSELF NOW
Where's mod?
Kill you self
bruh, why
We have a man from Russia making fun of us in the cafeteria.
will you be with us?
Record and report to mod mail
Do opposite
hmm, will try🫡
I'll be in a second
"your character is heavily wounded" BRO WHERE??
The broken arm
bro had 24 hours
Broken bones dont heal in 24 hours..
my PMC does that
hes an highly trained professional
@alpine stag I know you like to be funny but it'd be appreciated if you didn't tell people you likely don't know to off themselves.
Fine

Hello
Are the Northwoods planning on posting? Or are we wasting our subscription fees?
idk
Okak
Goodbye Xmas update
Finally
Why
I dont like xmas trees and flamingos, they are too op
Nah the flamingos will stay
hopefully not
I hope they will remove them
love the RNG of the pocket dimension dropping dead people's items. There's been 2 instances where i got an 05 card because of it
!05
Is it called unity because its united or what
well I said O5 not 05
!05
why is kos so normal now it used to be more common that the guard would detain u or just leave u alone
for a combat system in ue5

Not long enough
Why the Disciplinary Action is the best melee weapon in the game
Amazing for degroot keep
The whip doesn't follow normal crit mechanics. It only crits when it's funny
whip garden
I always thought it had an additional chance for a random critical hit
too many times to be considered as an accident 
If I remembered this particular video correctly, there was also a version from Denty/Hubert's perspective
14.0 patreon beta or maybe it was even earlier
I might have saved it on my disk, somewhere
let me check
what do you want
actually on better thought, probably best to not doxx myself
ah
we know this vid from another point of view
all I gonna say is im not in the best place rn, shit might be happening 😭
If SCP SL was real no one is surviving not me not anyone in this discord
You gotta realize how fucked you are
If your a D Class your fucked
Cause MTF in a containment breach actually in lore will treat you like target practice
And MTF are gonna arrive first before CI
The only ones that could survive are facility guards
If they do not enter heavy
Scientist are fucked cause they have to evade every SCP
Every SCP in SL
You can’t trust people who seem like your friend or the noises you head
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waiting for what
Unfortunately not, but I have a good alternative
the divine light
@upper raven did you fix it
Dclasses are lore wise nothing to CI
They kill them aswell
But only reason they got d9341 is because we are an SCP as player who can save and reset
And CI could get enough info from us for their next raid on site
ah alr alr
i tried to install nvidia drivers for 1 hour then i sudo rm whole system
@rancid dome
no
played my first sl matches this year, in 2 years actually
damn stuff changed alot!
D classes don't get killed if I'm not wrong
Not always
They can probably be enlisted as CI's lowest rank which I forgot the name of
Their job is literally just being meat shields and dying for the insurgency
I have been cursed by 67 i swear to god i keep seeing the number everywhere
😍😍😍
switch to cachyos
I hear it
Wann kummst wien?
Real
cachyos?
How guards feel are KOS'ing dclasses and wondering why the round ended in just 2.38 minutes
stonks
arch based os
wien hot mi ned verdient
easy to setup and stuff
You cost 1€ wym
I keep forgetting that SL names are completely so random
IBeatBlaXX🥀🥀
uuh
that's a racist username
if you didn't see it
look again
Well thanks Mr.Incredible
But have you played Tarkov with your Scav on the line?
no way
0.07€
is central servers avalible?
!status
thx
@quick knot THANK YOU FOR UPDATING THE CASSIE WIKI : D
No problem
Neat plane
one thing tho
chaos announcements
but its fine
happy to see the new warhead lines there
Yeah. I will get to them
I plan on updating the SCP Announcements to follow warhead
Audio files for each SCP destination as their own separate file
Then all the death causes without the destination
Not second page. More so. Split them up so people can just put them together
SCP destinations can be put in a table to save page space
cookie for you 🍪
I wish Hubert added map editor for roleplay servers

hello :3
you're cassie
Nature is beautiful
When main menu rework
tomorrow
I didn't know we were getting a main menu rework
that's pretty lit I'm ngl
no more side scrolling to find servers I hope 😭
me neither
I still don't know we're getting one
I play gigachad games
🔥
damn this was peak

Oh hey. I know that clip
i think that's blocked now by the props
you took it
!shortmaid @tough tapir and @meager slate
When did you guys hear abt that
Oh boy i cant wait to learn how to use source and hammer and making a source game!
5 minutes later:
I'll tell you tomorrow
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imagine trusting ancient @lunar siren
imagine being a timeless maid
imagine being a short outdated innsmouth maid
that is a wannable german
you're also a goober
silly lil guy
why would you use source?
Because i hate myself
Also i like half life so eh
Also its free so ++ for that
Hammer is not that hard to learn
Maybe but just to be safe im gonna use hammer++ anyway
I am told hammer++ is a million times better for fixing crashes and general qol
Hammer++ is Hammer
(real)
https://youtu.be/RT_T-GittpM?si=NNJp0EkAtz6w3zHL
"Hammer++ : Exposing Hammer's Shitness" by 3kliksphilip
also @gaunt talon if you happen to be using GCFScape, VPKEdit is the better, less buggy one for VALVE VPKs
where do i present a server report?
Email server.abuse@scpslgame.com
i was perma banned from a server i had absolutly 0 issues with
i dont know why they did that
You can't report a server for that, that's not a violation of the CSG
Do I have options? Because it seems they accused me of raiding the server just because I was part of other server staff
I never did such things and they just senseless banned me and I have no way to appeal on that server
silly lil guy
I'm not in the mood
have a hug gang🫂 it'll be okay frfr
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just play a different server
do you think i have a chance of getting unbanned? i was a little monkey who liked to cheet ☠️ do you guys approve unbans on cheeting sometimes or am i cooked? cause i stopped with cheeting and want to play fair now (i was cheating a while ago like before 2-3month)
mf looks like roach from mw2
We have a zero tolerance policy for cheating, if your ban was issued correctly it won't be lifted, sorry!
it was from the ac
so i have no chance of getting unbanned even if i sign a agree to fully play legit
i was using cheets like esp mostly for the scps
Nope
jus dont cheat
Play a different game
ye thats what i am doing
instead of buying a spoofer and getting banend again etrc
its not worth it
quiting is best =/
move to louisiana and buy a new computer to play scp sl
hmm ye but ip?
Move to Baku in Azerbaijan
ip is location based?
india have a good wifi i heard
ye i will just go get a chinese id and move there
Yes New Delhi best city
to play scp lol
Actually just move to the ISS and play with starlink
good idea lol
but tbh i kinda enjoyed cheating well atleast the full bright ooption
cause i cant see shit in the default game version
☠️
but at what cost now
It's a game with horror elements
ye
i know
it was to hard for my shitty eye and i just wanted to feel good in the game
so i went and downloaded some useless free cheats
cause else i would die to the scps in 0.02 secs
😄
this is btw 2-3 months
old
@meager jay new video when??
i kinda dont play the game anymore since then
hopping on minecraft when
I cant send gifs but imagine i sent one of you exploding
imagine i blow up your house in minecraft
and the farm
NOT ME !!
I hope you have an AWFUL day at sweed school
His teacher was off
i hope you get a cash error at work
idiot
Thank god
yeah quit the game and hop on minecraft instead
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Oh no now the bot knows i exist
Once again imagine a gif of you blowing up
What the frick
Peri can you send a gif of unia exploding for me please
what the hell
I had to call in back up just for you... ur heads too big
Jump off a cliff
Tomorrow?
Preferably now
Hey guys
tomorrow.
Inshallah
Hi chat
WHAT kind of pc you need to have to run scp sl this smooth
Please tell me, I've sent all the files to support, how long do I have to wait for a response?
7800x3d 4080super
is scp 1509 permanent
No
fr? I like using it
He yyou
And just be swedish or smthn
pipe down you
Dont silence me i'm a woman
Works every time
Am i being slandered
So dank pog
what
u were so tuff in 2017
I wasn't even here in '17
‘18 mb
Sorry I have no clue who you might be lol
Like a week ago I was bored and tried to find the first message in general
And when I saw u type here I remembered I saw ur user lol
bye random citizen
Labubu
gasp
so when do we get skeleton back? Or is he permanent?
He's in RA and many server use him with plugins
But he won't be spawning naturally in game
RA excusive, some servers have him implemented to spawn
Cool okay, sorry what is RA?
goo goo babies
Damit, let me do your job
But he isnt remove admin exclusive? He was dropping naturally during the event?
Why do you want to do my job....
i just found this gem vro peak game
Yes because he spawned naturally at Christmas and Halloween
Ah okay, so we will next see him at Halloween?
Yes
Unless they add more events!
Or on a modded servers
I doubt it
That's not your job!!
I'm not a GD ye
Just saying that I doubt that we r adding new events
Miller can you become Senior GD and add April fools
Sure
Thanks
Give me sometime and I'll make it become reality
this tuff in viking world
What's that
valhall
minecraft 2
survival and deathmatch and cool
the guy from the gif @orchid kraken @silent wasp @crystal anvil @upper raven
pony boy
my favorite gremlin, hello hello
what happened to the official servers?
What gif
Oh
Christmas over
Christmas is over 
no more fuckass flamingos ruining matches

Thankyou
THE FUCKING CANADA SERVERS ARENT WORKING
Imagine losing to flamingos
I CANT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
Actual skill issue
UNFUCKINGPPLAYABLE
It's hard to speak a language you don't know
Anywho game's dead to me until the next event
Its not that they're difficult, its that they ruin the build up of matches and make it so the entire server either has to team or have an unsatisfying conclusion to the game
didn't have time to upgrade to the new version
how are you
UNFUCKING PLAYABLEE
You must be fun at parties
Good! How about y,ou? 👀
Couldn't agree more, squeakymacm
I'm big chillin
Limited time event that happens once a year?
Ruining mah vanilla gameplay experience
because I dont like unfun game mechanics that ruin the flow of matches because one guy got lucky?
That's here for almost the entire year
Well unfortunately for you you're in the minority for that take
@jade condor
cake, pinata, marshmellow man, every thing else is fucking awesome
So it's not likely to get changed next time around
Gotta accept the bad with the good
Package deal
why should I?
Well it's either that or you don't play until the event is over lol
Beggars can't be choosers
Why should my enjoyment of an event be ruined every other round because some dumbasses still find the flamingos funny for the 3rd fucking year in a row
its funny the first time, but over and over again it sucks
You see there's this thing called majority opinion, right?
And anyone with a functioning brain knows it's a good idea to almost always appease the majority
the only people that have been defending flamingos is you dumbass
That you've seen
I've spoken to others and they agree
A vocal minority is not the only playerbase
flamingos fucking suck lmao
tell me, what do flamingos add that add onto the gameplay?
More often than not the vocal players in any community for a game are typically the minority compared to the majority that just cbf to engage
Chaos and randomness
Every time it's happened that I saw people loved it
Never once saw anyone unhappy that it happened
So if we're playing monopoly and I flip the board mid game, is that fun?
Because thats chaotic and random as fuck
Not the same thing at all
Big stuid
how?
Well for starters two entirely different games
I don't like flamingo
But flipping the board mid game is more that of a tantrum than having a negative opinion of something
Keep it seasonal
someone gets lucky, and now everyone has to either scramble to get back to were they were or just restart
It's like 2-3 weeks and then gone
I want it gone even there
Either way I find it extremely unlikely that it's gonna change
it ruins the fun of the christmas event
What you or I might find to be unfun and ruins the game others would disagree with
no shit
Me too, but some people like it so, at.lesst keep it seasonal I guess haha
Really so long as the majority of the playerbase likes it
I dont remember the last time I bought a hotel in SCPSL
Guys guys stop fighting we all have our opinions 💔
So as much as I for instance personally like elements of the game I'll accept that if I'm gonna play it
Just how it goes when you play games, bound to have things you don't like and are almost guaranteed to be a part of the game going forward
Don’t listen to this guy, he’s a Serpent spy
If flamingos were earned they would be alot better
You could propose a change that might be better than the current random spawn
if they made it like an infection style thing then they would be peak
If you have ideas toss em out there, you never know
Could be better than how it's currently implemented
I will when I get more income for patreon

You need income on patreon to post on Steam discussions or reddit?
Don't ping Ender for no reason please
❓
Why does the Assistant Game Director have pings on from non staff is my question
I've already complained enough on the forums and I would rather jump off acroamatic abatement then sign up for reddit
who is ender
Because discord shows up the pings?
Even if you mute them
some dev guy they kill you if you ping
I'm not talking about muting a ping
You can out right disable the ability to ping specific roles
Assistant Game Director
ah okay
But you pinged user
not a role
Pretty sure you can disable both
I wanna say
no you cant disable pinging user
You can not :(
Big gey
Canada server still down
Anywho, that was my first time actually getting to experience the Xmas event
Next event would be April Fools right?
most they do for that is add a stupid ass among us sight on the red dot
Halloween
that has never happened
Oof
no, we stopped doing that a while ago
Well guess Halloween is when I'll play SCP next unless there's an update of substance before then
The game keeps getting new updates
Thanks for le info
Yeah it keeps happening
It would be cool if there were more events through the year
But there are only so many devs
127 got added
wayside room
ramp room
those r not bug fixes
1509 got added
I wouldn't necessarily say that they add substance (wayside/ramp)
They're sick looking rooms
I'd personally like to see the ability for servers to run past events, that'd be nice
But gameplay doesn't really change
Hello chat
Not with Wayside/Ramp
Well Halloween it'll be then probably

How can I ever fix the pain I've caused you
Goo goo ponies
50 bucks would work
LMAO
emotional distress
New Canada server 
(i dont even get that)
Who do I look like, bill gates?
bills to pay?
sure, you could pay my rent bill if you want
sure
sure
I love hopping on guys, sure
what
Wait is saying this even allowed
😭
Not sure if it counts as that
Well I will see if I get punished or not
@ Auro stabby stabby
sus

It was too evil...
Sold your soul
What did it even do
MM
??
Marshamallow man
ah I see
021-J
fnially they got rid of that thing
or you can just not ping random people
You can 1v1 939 after drinking it
Fun
Literally can kill 939 or get it low like <500 hp
Or 1v1 down skelly
If the skelly has skill issue
Evil Water Bottle
Unles it chokes you to death
that sounds bad
..
Yeah tho that's where they usually have skill issue
From my experience they always mess it up against the marshmallow man
Yea but you didn't make it sound bad in purpouse
Not like you did...
Even Auro played on a staff test
I don't really like staff tests
Too many sweats 
Crimson
Not just him
questionnnnnnn is there a way to enable christmas mode on RA??
Im having fun on staff tests
ah okay fair enough
e
Be the opposite and camp in warhead the whole game

Bro did you lose a bet
What the fuck
Hugs Miller Me Cassette Aras DogooSlayer and i totally forgot someone again
Why are they all horses
Cuz My little pony
Mods send these guys to nova prospekt
Miller is one of us
hello chat
I have something better
Hi Jank
i considered opening figma for the first time since the new year today
Hell nah i aint falling for that
and when i decided against it, i got a notification on my watch
what the fuck is this supposed to mean
Holy shit guys alex stole my cat again : (
and other ppl will steal it too
no seriously wtf do i do
XD
Nuh uh that cat is copyrighted bruh pay up
prove it
nuh uh
Goo goo poines
Hi chat
SHORT SIGHTED SUCKS!
real
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Froog
Thanks Joe
froog
Northwood should collab with Ubisoft to release a Fuze Chaos Insurgency Elite Bundle for Rainbow Six
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