general-chat

[orchid kraken]

wasnt ancient part of it?

[rancid dome]

and you,

[cinder sapphire]

Nah not me

[rancid dome]

for some reason

nah I think you were on that randomizer

back on it ya go

[cinder sapphire]

Nah you can go besides me

[rancid dome]

we both can go on it

[cinder sapphire]

I constantly got pinged for it

[thin wyvern]

what if I made a wroge tip of ticket ?

[rancid dome]

you were put in twice :p

[cinder sapphire]

Ya. Auro

[rancid dome]

as long as it's made to the intended department, should be just fine :D

[thin wyvern]

yes but I dont need ticket for that

[rancid dome]

oh?

[thin wyvern]

can I make another or I m cooked

[rancid dome]

I mean, if you made the first ticket to the wrong department, you could always say you made a wrong ticket and asked for it to be closed

then make the one to the correct department

[thin wyvern]

yes

and how

[rancid dome]

Which ticket are you trying to make?

[thin wyvern]

like problem

[rancid dome]

No, like to who

[thin wyvern]

I should have chosen the other

sorry I am so confused

is it like bot ?

[rancid dome]

Who did you make the ticket to and who are you actually trying to reach out to?

Like what team

[thin wyvern]

teh sup

[prisma pendant]

the game chat

the game

[rancid dome]

Ok

And what team did you make the incorrect ticket to?

[thin wyvern]

teh sup but wrong problem

[rancid dome]

...

[rancid dome]

^

[supple totem]

the crossvec sucks so bad

[supple totem]

hello furry

[meager slate]

No that was settled

Ancient was the maid

[rancid dome]

Ohhhhh

Icic

[supple totem]

icup

[rancid dome]

Just tell them the issue you're having in the ticket @thin wyvern

[thin wyvern]

I chose to performance/freezing problems and I should have chosen the other

[unreal ivy]

!jolly time

[rancid dome]

Just... tell... them... the issue

Then say you clicked the wrong reason or whatever

[thin wyvern]

ok but they ask me fore some fiels

[rancid dome]

Then you give them the file they ask for

There should be instructions

[thin wyvern]

but that filles isnt connected to my problem

[rancid dome]

Then just tell them your actual issue and wait for further instructions

[vivid root]

I’m trying to update scp sl on steam and it says “not enough free disc space” what do I do

[thin wyvern]

ok thank you

[sleek estuary]

you dont have enough storage

[thin wyvern]

sell your soul for a bigger memory

[rancid dome]

You gotta delete something on your fomputer

[sleek estuary]

fomputer

[astral ibex]

YO

[rancid dome]

Yeah I do that

[vivid root]

I can’t find what does my steam is in

What is it labeled as normally

Disc*

[astral ibex]

Disc? Drive?
I'd assume C: ?

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam to be exact

[vivid root]

Ty

[astral ibex]

Alternatively, you could also go to Steam settings (top left) and go to downloads and clear games that way

[sudden geode]

lowkey idk how but my server is stuck on the christmas update that isn't even here yet does anyone know when christmas update is coming

[real mantle]

Yeah, you should be able to right click - properties - uninstall any games you haven't been playing for a while

[tawny vapor]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[tawny vapor]

@sudden geode ^

[flat magnet]

Hi, I’m new here.

[sudden geode]

Tysmmm

[tawny vapor]

You're welcome

[inner walrus]

soontm

[upper raven]

Im famous

[supple totem]

YESSSSS

LET'S GO NOLE

mah boi rising up in the world

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Fomputer

[rancid dome]

fomputer 🔥

[tawny vapor]

fomputer

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196557363558224044/1449947515624620042/giphy.gif

[summer flame]

how does one become an scpsl official streamer

[sharp olive]

Noemi what is your favourite role to play in sl

[rancid dome]

ClassD

[meager slate]

Keep an eye on https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1378114421725069462 , you would apply there if applications were open.

[summer flame]

i cant see that channel

lmao

nvm it loaded lol

[tough tapir]

keeping an eye on unknown

👁️

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[tough tapir]

Hello best shodster

[hazy citrus]

Best ancient

[vapid pilot]

When is the Xmas update going to come out?

[hazy citrus]

@meager slate auro!

[tough tapir]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[cinder sapphire]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[cinder sapphire]

!ancient

[tough tapir]

!timeless

[cinder sapphire]

what game should I play smallcient

that isnt helldivers 2

[meager slate]

Shoddy!

[meager slate]

My sources say no

[cinder sapphire]

ya it should show this ;)

[meager slate]

I lied when I said that

[cinder sapphire]

you lie a lot

does your nose get big

[tough tapir]

your favorite

maid simulator 2025

[cinder sapphire]

you mean your favorite

[tough tapir]

nah

ur

[cinder sapphire]

what game

[tough tapir]

maid game

[cinder sapphire]

smh this guy

sorry I meant maid

my bad

[fallen folio]

Hello people

[mortal crypt]

half life 3 tomorrow

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/pantsir-fact-check-false-version-gif-16471247286010686604

[cinder sapphire]

half life 3 is never going to happen

[forest field]

-guy the day before half life 3 releases

[cinder sapphire]

I can say that with a 99% accuracy

[cinder sapphire]

again it would be suicide for that company and a bad pr move

like it wouldnt live up to the hype

[sharp olive]

Interesting

How come

[rancid dome]

I just like it

[cinder sapphire]

20 ish years of projection

hell half life 3 is a master piece because it doesnt exist. If it does it will be become judgeable. And most likely a disappointment considering the wait/hype.

[celest adder]

True

[mortal crypt]

will see about that

[cinder sapphire]

again it will never happen because of this #general-chat message

and a bad pr move for that company

it needs to be perfect more than perfect

[forest field]

You're acting like HL3 won't use the new "plug your brain directly into the game" tech that Gaben's been talking about for years, smh

[forest field]

im uncomfortable with how long they've been typing for am i going to die?

please spare me

[cinder sapphire]

again there is no such thing as perfection and the game would need to be perfect to not have headlines like why the wait or some stuff like that. There will be bad press. Because of how long it took. For a business, which valve is, they would not take that risk. Valve has nothing to gain at this point from this. And everything to lose. Hell they dont need to make a game (tech company).

[rancid dome]

eh it's just gonna be like 3 paragraph

[forest field]

I was not spared

[cinder sapphire]

I def could but that would be a text wall

haha

[ember prawn]

hl3 doesn't need to be perfect, just better than silksong

[cinder sapphire]

hl3 does need to be perfect what are you talking about. The wait alone. I am sorry. Hype kills games.

like bad press would be a guaranteed

it already is

but more so

[torn wyvern]

CHRISTMAS TOMORROW

[ember prawn]

silksong also had a long wait and had "real" hype due to actually being real. all the bad press was drowned out. just make it better than silksong :p

[upper raven]

Shitsong

[cinder sapphire]

20+ years vs how long. For a game that is talked about constantly. For a indie game that isnt talked about that much outside of that community. They are not the same.

[upper raven]

Wait didn't we said its today

[cinder sapphire]

I am sorry but if you think silksong is anything to do with hl3

ya

[ember prawn]

who the hell talks about hl3 as anything other than "i want more half-life"

[cinder sapphire]

or comparable

half life 3 is a meme for a reason

[torn wyvern]

Christmas tomorrow.

[cinder sapphire]

wth are you talking about

[ember prawn]

again it's real hype versus theoretical meme hype

[upper raven]

Tomorrow.

[cinder sapphire]

it was def real hype back in the day

[ember prawn]

by this logic gta 6 should never come out

[cinder sapphire]

gta 6 isnt 20 years apart

[ember prawn]

great, time travel 15 years ago and make the same point

[cinder sapphire]

I did

wtf are you talking about

[ember prawn]

then go argue with those people

[cinder sapphire]

I knew it was never going to get released

[ember prawn]

im just saying your argument doesn't work nowadays because all the hype is essentially meme hype

[cinder sapphire]

it really isnt

[upper raven]

ACHOOOOOOOO

[cinder sapphire]

I am sorry but bad press will remember it

maybe not you

but ya

[ember prawn]

who is hyping up hl3, a game that has never been announced in any capacity, as the best game ever?

[cinder sapphire]

time

haha

[ember prawn]

the bait is crazy

[cinder sapphire]

this isnt bait dude

[pliant kelp]

When's the christmas update coming out btw? Next week?

[upper raven]

Hl3 is best game of the year

[upper raven]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[pliant kelp]

Ah I see

Appreciate it

Wait so tmr

Fuck

I can't play tmr

[supple totem]

bless you uwu

[mortal crypt]

it will happend and i'll mass ping you

remember that

[upper raven]

WHAT

[cinder sapphire]

it wont happen

[supple totem]

lmfao

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-rage-bait-superman-drinking-cup-gif-14094169730789965419

it will

[cinder sapphire]

it wont

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-surprised-ohh-shocked-scared-gif-26533226

[cinder sapphire]

I am sorry

[tough tapir]

We got GTA 3 before Half life 6

[upper raven]

Anyways thank you

[rancid dome]

Real

[cinder sapphire]

I can say it wont happen with a 99% accuracy

I bet we will get gta 9 before we get half life 3

[rancid dome]

Man just let people have their delusions 😭

[upper raven]

Valve is slowly counting to 3

What if gaben is planning smth

[cinder sapphire]

what if gaben is planning to take over the usa

[ember prawn]

yeah valve is literally teasing it lately lol

also gaben isn't in control anymore

[tough tapir]

What if gaben is already among us

[ember prawn]

it's his son who does most of the work now

[upper raven]

Among us...?

[upper raven]

He teached his son well

[cinder sapphire]

when valve isnt even a gaming company

haha

gaming is a side project

[ember prawn]

they're literally developing a game rn who cares if they count as a gaming company

[cinder sapphire]

tech demo

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-steam-machine-valve-gaming-console-gif-17828245540410939956

[cinder sapphire]

for vr

[upper raven]

Steam machine leaked

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[ember prawn]

way more than a tech demo

[upper raven]

What if the new steam machine... Comes with pre installed half life 3?

[cinder sapphire]

half life alyx was a tech demo for vr dude

and this next game will be a tech demo for something else

[ember prawn]

dude are you in the loop at all

[upper raven]

Crazy

[rancid dome]

@mortal crypt can I get your thoughts on this

[cinder sapphire]

I dont need to be in a loop

[ember prawn]

they literally have a playable in-dev hero shooter right now

[cinder sapphire]

to know what steam business stg is at this point

[upper raven]

Sneaky mf turned off ping...

[cinder sapphire]

money wise

[ember prawn]

you don't pull gaming industry talents to develop "just a tech demo" for years

they're trying to enter the valorant game

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[upper raven]

AHHHHH FLASHBANG PROFILE

[rancid dome]

I dont need to ping you. I'm not messaging you, am I?

[cinder sapphire]

this dude

[upper raven]

MY EYES

[ember prawn]

there's no way you're serious

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-kinkytwt-stan-twitter-stan-twitter-memes-monkey-angry-gif-25266657

[cinder sapphire]

a tech demo doesnt mean it is small dude

half life alyx is a big game but it is obv there is a tech demo

for valve

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[ember prawn]

why would they pour so much money, time, and talent into a tech demo for a hypothetical technology of which we haven't seen any traces years after it started development

[cinder sapphire]

because valve isnt a gaming company anymore

and testing markets dude

[upper raven]

I keep my profile to be black themed to respect other people and noemi here outwild uses white themed profile

[ember prawn]

why is it playable, right now, on regular computers

[cinder sapphire]

there are external factors

why make it a vr only game

[rancid dome]

What's funny is I'm actually a caveman like yous as well

[ember prawn]

just because they "aren't a gaming company" doesn't mean they don't make games 💀

microsoft isnt a gaming company

[mortal crypt]

there is a high chance of that happening

[cinder sapphire]

again why make it a vr game

[rancid dome]

Tell you what, xnole

[mortal crypt]

same with half life alyx steam index

it launched along side it

[upper raven]

ok. Noemi_

[mortal crypt]

steam machine will be around 500 dollars or less

the rams will go back to their normal prices mid 2026

[rancid dome]

Suggest me a good blend for the darker tone and I might just use it

Send it in thru the dm if you want

[cinder sapphire]

this

[upper raven]

I wonder who will make ram chips for consumers

[mortal crypt]

they will go back to normal prices mid 2026

[ember prawn]

so now you do think there's going to be a half-life 3?

[cinder sapphire]

it is very obv that half life alyx was a tech demo for a equipment

[mortal crypt]

they don't have to make prices for consumers

[cinder sapphire]

I never said that

half life 3 will never happen

[ember prawn]

that's literally what you're agreeing to

[upper raven]

3 big companies quit consumer making shit

[mortal crypt]

not a tech demo valve isn't that kind of studio

[tough tapir]

half life 3 tomorrow

[mortal crypt]

valve makes a good hardware they have to make a software launch with it

[upper raven]

If that true i would personally come to your house and

Uhhhh

Give you

[ember prawn]

SteamOS is a tech demo fr

[upper raven]

0.3 cents

[cinder sapphire]

no what I am saying that half life alyx was a tech demo

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/on-a-strangenesday-opium-bird-bird-strange-wednesday-gif-1296378902284549772

[cinder sapphire]

for that equipment

not that half life 3 will ever get released

if anything it will be side projects like alyx

[mortal crypt]

okay bro shut it

[cinder sapphire]

to launch alongside products

[ember prawn]

the person you are replying to with "this" said it's likely hl3 will release alongside the steam machine and used alyx as evidence

[upper raven]

Too fucking far

Shut it

[cinder sapphire]

I agreed to only this:
"same with half life alyx steam index

it launched along side it"

not that half life 3 will launch like that (half life 3 needs to not be a tech demo like game)

[mortal crypt]

end discussion you don't know anything about valve

[cinder sapphire]

I do

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-rage-bait-superman-drinking-cup-gif-14094169730789965419

you don't.

[cinder sapphire]

you are delusional if you think half life 3 will be a tech demo game

like alyx

it wont

it needs to be.... better

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[upper raven]

What if gordon shepard dies in half life 3

[cinder sapphire]

this is how I feel talking to you two

ya

thanks

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1451242827139907646/togif.gif

[cinder sapphire]

what if gordon becomes the president of the world

[true sky]

@mortal crypt i prefer the wise man emoji

🧙‍♂️

oh god no its spreading

my life over yo i'm becoming a mage

blue lobster mage

[gaunt talon]

Sorry you're becoming a lobster

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-bluelobster-xd-scary-gif-26708658

the lobster is spreading

[true sky]

normal space station

[strange niche]

Santa Clause gets pushed by a rouge borg walked into a 300 MW Power Transmission Laser

[true sky]

santa station

[upper raven]

@supple totem

[supple totem]

yayyyyy

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196557363558224044/1449947515624620042/giphy.gif

[upper raven]

Thats was fast

[upper raven]

Gif is rotten, find new one

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196557363558224044/1449947515624620042/giphy.gif

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1451686177894695054/deepfry.gif?ex=6947139b&is=6945c21b&hm=86236bb4d89f04bcb268af865939661d8c583330feb8c8325bc5655d52f682a3&

[supple totem]

you're just awesome like that gang

I'm proud of you

[supple totem]

keep doing great 🫂🍪

[upper raven]

Thank you

[true sky]

dont keep doing great

allat for 55 fps

[upper raven]

Haters keep hating

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308354496493260831/1349589556671811646/IMG_3259.gif

[narrow osprey]

@unkempt kernel

[unkempt kernel]

@narrow osprey Don't fucking tag me,.

Do you understand>?

[narrow osprey]

@unkempt kernel

[unkempt kernel]

Moderator.

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412008226857291848/1441666261032501330/whopper.gif

[latent jackal]

Is there a reason to why you pinged sq?

[narrow osprey]

he my friend

[unkempt kernel]

I don't fucking know him.

[narrow osprey]

why are u swearing

[unkempt kernel]

/j

[narrow osprey]

/srs

i dont like swearing

/srs

/nj

[latent jackal]

[unkempt kernel]

Is swearing against the fucking rules, Moderator?

[latent jackal]

no?

[narrow osprey]

what the fuck is wrong with you

fucker

to sq btw not u

[calm ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-quiet-buddy-hey-gif-3129034196014998406

[delicate bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-posting-jolly-cat-christmas-this-cat-looks-at-jolly-people-gif-4925436984769801382

[meager slate]

Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Only a week away!

[orchid kraken]

Gracias supercell

[past dune]

Hi chat

[upper raven]

Halo

[past dune]

Heya Nole

[novel root]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[upper raven]

Is ur recorder set on 15 fps or sum 💔

[true sky]

ragebait is not working

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-gif-14483545689751280139

[true sky]

gabagool

@orchid kraken @upper raven

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/снайпер-sniper-scope-fire-shot-gif-16969497

Sniper buddy sniper buddy sniper on the hill

Sniper team is on the way to get the f*cking kill

[glossy coyote]

Bro does some pretty good shadow puppets

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[lunar siren]

Lucky box inflation happend on the reskin i swear

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

Oh god did u see that 👀👀👀

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-eyeballs-looking-binoculars-resident-evil-gif-5218614413222692600

[lilac frost]

Hope the christmas update is tomorrow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029500788533370881/1301986748129345546/caption.gif

[latent jackal]

You're not going to believe this, but it's coming out <t:1766260800:R>

[lilac frost]

Thanks for the info!

[latent jackal]

anytime

[lilac frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jibla-jumping-cat-goat-car-jibla-car-gif-10778121348303374628

[inner walrus]

soon

[maiden sparrow]

Can you believe it guys

[inner walrus]

tm

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-kinkytwt-stan-twitter-stan-twitter-memes-monkey-angry-gif-25266657

[latent jackal]

Prepare thyself, for the flock has been buffed.

[languid radish]

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed ittttt

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[mighty ibex]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[astral ibex]

Thank you!

[torpid path]

THE WATER IS EVIL I TELL YOU

[upper sage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052985543132196914/1451341762764341328/2f9a042e17ef4c0b3f514a75866f3c0a.mp4?ex=69472458&is=6945d2d8&hm=10fecc588d4ebe04b60de78c6d5f04deff150c8e0cfb134e53524aca574bf0b1&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052985543132196914/1451225219032416419/P812N5p0CXtrp96F.mov?ex=6946b7ce&is=6945664e&hm=0359796c3f3c6873b7afeaece13ea37566fc931351511067463d1b84265e04b9&

[cinder sapphire]

do it @past dune or no

[past dune]

Nuh uh

[cinder sapphire]

coward

Alex the coward

[upper sage]

there has been a severe lapse of judgement

[cinder sapphire]

I wonder what I should buy with my points. Do you have any suggestions? @past dune

[past dune]

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936017921535275079/1300161011524960406/wumpusdie.gif

[crimson salmon]

[strong dune]

DIE

[crimson salmon]

Nu

[strong dune]

(Dont initiate expiration)

[torpid path]

what the

[strong dune]

Mambo…

[crimson salmon]

You mean Matikanetannhauser

[strong dune]

?

[vapid pilot]

Is the rizzmas update out yet?

[quartz agate]

no

[limpid vector]

New pfp dropped

[supple totem]

nasty

don't like it

[limpid vector]

I don’t like you

[supple totem]

that's good because I despise you

[limpid vector]

I spit on the ground you stand on

[supple totem]

I spit on your mother's forehead

[limpid vector]

I spit on YOUR mother’s forehead

[supple totem]

smh

have a cookie🍪

[limpid vector]

I’ll smash your head in

[limpid vector]

no

[supple totem]

I'll do unspeakable things to you in the darkness of your room

[limpid vector]

I’m allergic to fun

except if it’s in Dutch

[supple totem]

things so vile and horrible you'll wish for hell

[limpid vector]

I don’t have to wish for hell

I play war thunder

[supple totem]

not yet

[limpid vector]

It’s as bad as it gets

[supple totem]

HAH

this mf depressed

bitch ass

[limpid vector]

I’ll let you know buddy

I’m perfectly mentally stable

I watch formula 1 to cope

Too bad there’s no f1 during winter

[fallow kite]

flamingo back 3 pm eastern time tommorow saturday 12/20/2025

[nova minnow]

CHRISTMAS UPDATE...

TOMORROW!!!

[wraith birch]

fix the fingers gng

[meager jay]

What day is the discord being closed down for the holidays

Wondering if I can get a advertisement in before

[bold jasper]

in past years it was closed the day of Christmas update release

or so

with that said you might wanna get that request in

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-goo-goo-babies-yes-sigma-umamusume-gif-17085377401688426686

[meager slate]

Maid sighting

[tough tapir]

Did you find a mirror

Mauro

[strong dune]

Ban that guy

Ban him now!

[vital haven]

WHAT DOES THE SKIN LOOK LIKE

[vital haven]

what the skin look like

[fickle herald]

If y'all traveled the multiverse and found your female variant, you cracking?

[latent jackal]

The fuck.

[short shuttle]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[short shuttle]

w

[copper nymph]

Good Morning

[gilded timber]

Late today

A little after the Christmas update releases

[sleek estuary]

cant believe the discord will be closed until next year

this game is dying 💔

[latent jackal]

[orchid kraken]

I cant believe i will have to go through days without SCP:SL Discord Server, i truly cannot comprehend my life without it, i will miss Art-Discussion's Software Racism and its inhabitants, Hubert Please, dont make us suffer like that, we need SCP:SL Discord

[flint kettle]

when are we getting the mingos

oh wait

i see

myb

[rocky adder]

i forgot we close down the discord

[orchid kraken]

Forcing us to spend days and... hours.. with our family

I protest against closure of discord, i cant believe im being forced to touch grass

[viral stirrup]

Its been 5 minutes without SLCord, I cannot stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to SLCord but the server was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without SLCord I will not be able to do anything. SLCord is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best server in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Dayum

[vagrant ember]

wt?

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Yippee

Probably last/second last rep of the year

[wicked parrot]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[high violet]

🔥

[orchid kraken]

Trying to be famous on Tiktok is like winning lottery ticket

[snow hound]

huh

[stark whale]

Good morning, everyone

[upper raven]

Ig i won the ticket

[next cloak]

!rep @supple totem

[snow umbra]

You have just given @supple totem a reputation point!

[upper raven]

!rep @supple totem

[snow umbra]

You have just given @supple totem a reputation point!

[tropic wigeon]

hi

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah the lockdown is gonna be today

I completely forgor

[tough tapir]

Forgor on the fomputer

[supple totem]

I'm being summoned

what's poppin

[rancid dome]

Omfg

[grave umbra]

I wanna advertise lol

[past dune]

Read pinned messages in #advertisements

[pastel nova]

Hi chat

[upper raven]

i cleaned my pc

cat assisted me

temps chill

[past dune]

Noice

[tawny vapor]

7 5700x

[past dune]

How does one get 27°C CPU

Mines at 30-40 on idle

[upper raven]

air cooling

[amber lintel]

it just gets stupider xd

[tawny vapor]

silicon lottery

Mine works under ~29°C in idle

[upper raven]

i already won 3 silicon lotteries 💔

[meager jay]

Ahh okay

[meager jay]

I will try but I last advertised 6 days ago so I’m technically still on cooldown

[supple totem]

purse time

[gilded timber]

I don't mind approving something a little early considering we'll be closed when the timer expires

[hearty night]

patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[gentle coyote]

Hii

[upper raven]

@tawny vapor @past dune see the temps in corner up left

[supple totem]

nole it's purse time, you're going back in the purse

[upper raven]

nu

[supple totem]

yes

time to get cozy

in my purse

[toxic dawn]

hello slcord how are we doing on this fine christmas event eve

[supple totem]

you're going in my purse aswell

[toxic dawn]

would i fit

[supple totem]

yes

[rancid dome]

Based Lucid

[upper raven]

[gentle coyote]

Christmas and limited-time scp are coming~

[supple totem]

gonna tuck you in ong

[versed copper]

okay so the christmas update is releasing today but when?

[rancid dome]

in 10 hours

and 20 minutes

[gentle coyote]

Eat salmon for Christmas! This is a very strange word from Japan()

[supple totem]

hello

[gentle coyote]

Hii

[meager jay]

Sweet, will get it sent in

[stark whale]

All right, I'll eat it.

[supple totem]

have a cookie 🍪

[gentle coyote]

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

[stark whale]

I'm ordering salmon right away.

[gentle coyote]

[maiden sparrow]

What are the prices of salmon there? Salmon is very hard to get due to being a more expensive kind of fish

[stark whale]

You're right.

[rancid dome]

it's a bit cheap here luckily :)

not like that cheap but still quite good price

[maiden sparrow]

I really like salmon, but can't buy it most of the time

[rancid dome]

rip :(

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-mi24-helicopter-gif-25193484

[stark whale]

Salmon in Turkey 475₺

[rancid dome]

I definitely have no idea how much that is

[gilded timber]

475 Anchors

[rancid dome]

oh, 11.11

lol

[stark whale]

11,15$

[rancid dome]

Lucid!!!!

[gilded timber]

Hi

[rancid dome]

when is the giveaway, mr

I think you might've forgotten you said you could do it "early" lol

anyhow, I hope you're doing better now though

[gilded timber]

I was waiting on you

[rancid dome]

💀

appears that was a slight misunderstanding between the two of us LMFAO

[gilded timber]

Whoopsies

[supple totem]

all my homies love the hind

[maiden sparrow]

For me it can go for 15€/kg

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/besos-gif-27336541

Your homies sound like chill guys

[stark whale]

All right, mate 🙂

[rancid dome]

all good mate
Could probably made things much more clearer myself

[maiden sparrow]

What if you, wanted salmon, but the economy said, no

[rancid dome]

paid for by my savings for the Japan trip!!!

[stark whale]

umm I don't know

[rancid dome]

death

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/president-lost-oops-trapped-fail-gif-17386443

[stark whale]

this is right

[dapper walrus]

i said i would never play scp:sl again like months ago, guess what

the voices are getting louder

[stark whale]

Have you started playing?

[dapper walrus]

literally launching it now

[toxic dawn]

Winter event is in 10 hours

Hurry

[dapper walrus]

i dont think ive played the winter event ever

and i have almost 400 hours

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/salmon-fish-gif-2573702699586477703

[dapper walrus]

nvm i did i have the achievement for it

[meager jay]

is sl crashing because of OBS common? I have the issue every so often and so does a friend and was wondering if there is any remedy other than closing obs

[gentle coyote]

There are cheap ones and expensive ones. The cheapest thing I know is shake sushi. You can enjoy it for 115 yen.

[gentle coyote]

It's about the same value as a dollar. Sure

🍣

[viral stirrup]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[viral stirrup]

Keep me posted

[tight ermine]

I'll keep you posted :D

!rep @viral stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @viral stirrup a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

Breaking good

[lunar siren]

Jesse dies in the 2nd episode

And walter jr replaces him

[visual acorn]

I'm watching it for the sixth time

I hate watching new stuff

[crisp rune]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[tawny vapor]

~50°C, very nice

[gentle coyote]

wktk

[upper raven]

the cpu never felt hot

i may give PBO boost to it

[tawny vapor]

What CPU cooler are you using?

[upper raven]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lemme get the box i forgot

[thin wyvern]

If a teh sup is close and I have a open ticket can I still fix problem or I need wheat until teh sup start working again?

[limpid vector]

What mod downloader do you use?

Forge?

Or something else

[upper raven]

https://www.jonsbo.com/en/products/CR-1000MAXStandard.html

[tawny vapor]

Chinese, but Jonsbo happens to be one of the better-known ones

[gentle coyote]

It's a part that can produce incredibly good performance.

[upper raven]

everything is chinese

chinese does 90% of world trading

[tawny vapor]

Indeed, I meant origin of the brand

[upper raven]

its good

and its quiet

its universal cpu cooler

[tawny vapor]

Yeah, their computer cases are also quite interesting

A lot of small-factor, and they don't charge much for them

[upper raven]

the cooler cost me about 30 bucks i think

[limpid vector]

DAMN

[tawny vapor]

It's enough if you don't want to overclock

[upper raven]

maybe an PBO boost

[tawny vapor]

Yup, auto boost

You should be fine

[upper raven]

idk how to enable it though

[tawny vapor]

You need to enter UEFI / BIOS and enable it from here

What motherboard do you have?

[upper raven]

Asrock b550 phantom gaming 4

[tawny vapor]

Restart your computer & start pressing F12, F2 or Del (one of them will get you through)

[upper raven]

Yeah when i reseted it now won't even boot

I didn't even entered the biod

[tawny vapor]

Something appeared on the screen?

[upper raven]

No

Though cpu and dram light is on

Windows prolly fucked up this shit lma

[tawny vapor]

Hah, try unplugging it and plugging it back in

False start, most likely

[upper raven]

Had to discharge power rails

Windows fucked em up

Checked event viewer, TPM failed to exucute a command

So an windows error

[tawny vapor]

That's why you don't write your code with AI

[upper raven]

Anyways

Im in bios

[tawny vapor]

Look for the "advanced" tab and find Precision Boost Overdrive

[upper raven]

My cpu cooler was on silent mode

Oh it was running at 600 rpm

Anyways

[upper raven]

It was on auto

[unreal ivy]

!Christmas

uhh

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[unreal ivy]

9 hours

[tawny vapor]

Look for the PBO settings for your processor

[radiant fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-get-real-gif-19431078

[upper raven]

Uh

Yea i don't understand this

[somber raptor]

Holy fuck

29°C

[polar spade]

My room was 38 C today

[somber raptor]

How how is it outside?

[polar spade]

Bout 35 high

My room is always just hotter than the rest of the house

[tawny vapor]

Look for them if you want to change this setting to manual (advanced)

Auto is set on default

[upper raven]

What about enabled

[tawny vapor]

It's always enabled, then

[tawny vapor]

That's not.. UEFI

[upper raven]

well its ryzen master

[somber raptor]

Ah

See here I get 29°C inside my room but outside it's like 5°C

[tawny vapor]

Sure, if the settings are right - click apply, and then test your hardware stability (e.g. cinebench)

[somber raptor]

That's not UEFI

[polar spade]

How

Do you have a server farm in your room or something

[visual acorn]

Bought a sound system

It's fucking good

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235415120822276187/1367491309429985331/togif.gif

[tight ermine]

It's so strange that it's summer over there

[neon isle]

!rep @somber raptor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @somber raptor a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

!rep @neon isle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @neon isle a reputation point!

[neon isle]

[somber raptor]

[polar spade]

I find it strange that its winter for you

Santa Claus doesn’t show up at your side door in a singlet and a pair of flip flops

[gilded timber]

Christmas summer is fire (Sometimes literally)

Because you can gather outdoors and have a barbecue for Christmas

Instead of huddling indoors

[haughty magnet]

A Oz of silver is worth more than a barrel of oil once again

> 🛢️

$67 > $60

[polar spade]

I would imagine an Australia amount of sliver would be worth quite a bit

Aus

[full mountain]

Bruh, Joseph

[hardy zealot]

!chrismas

When is the Christmas update?

!Christmas

[stark whale]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[full mountain]

Time flies

[orchid kraken]

You know, i think KILLING IS making world better place

[maiden sparrow]

I think he wants to kill us

[tame hollow]

What

[full mountain]

The subtitle

[sharp olive]

Peak

[steel quest]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[remote heath]

Hi, will SCP-956 be added in the New Year's update?

[bright cairn]

in armored core 6 you play as john core, the worlds last brainrotted gen alpha capable of piloting the gundam without needing subway surfers gameplay

[bright cairn]

"no not you per se, but just people, lots of them"

[hardy zealot]

In t-6 hours christmas update !

[pallid dagger]

Hello.

[grand nova]

i need 110 more hours

on sl

for 1000 hours

and its christmas break

so im not hopping off scp sl

[boreal kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1145612931296407604/1166875345316741230/togif-9.gif

[jaunty scroll]

no way

bro

a

i

[astral ibex]

!rep @worldly orchid

[snow umbra]

You have just given @worldly orchid a reputation point!

[jaunty scroll]

my brain confused

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884

[jaunty scroll]

why my plugin loader deleted because

[boreal kernel]

bagel

[jaunty scroll]

copying framework/plugin

bro

they accepted

and the copyright is same on exiled

[sharp olive]

Kitty

[shrewd trout]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[orchid kraken]

Oh no no, not you per say

I mean

People, all of them

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/killing-killing-time-stan-twitter-kill-stan-twt-gif-1834984910626001154

[orchid kraken]

You got the reference

[fallen brook]

Hello
Please tell me, has there been any information about the New Year's update?
When will it be released?

[orchid kraken]

Через 7 час родной

[fallen brook]

Спасибо :D

[maiden sparrow]

!update

[snow umbra]

[abstract viper]

eng!!

XD

[fallen brook]

Plugin developer Haha:D

[viral stirrup]

Christmas barbecue doesn't even sound right

Can't eat meat on the 24th with the exception of fish

I fast during 24th and only eat in evening that day

[blissful apex]

I miss Christmas in Aus, so much better

[abstract viper]

This role means access to different plugins, so I look at errors in them

[blissful apex]

Anyone know when the Christmas update comes out?

[abstract viper]

And so I don't write plugins, I have nothing to write them to do XD

[fallen brook]

Hm

[ebon flare]

when christmas

[fallen brook]

It turns out that this is just a general quality check 🥹

[fallen brook]

in the evening

[worldly orchid]

Hi Rub, what’s up?

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965056168236032050/1342352705208848426/caption-3-4.gif

[worldly orchid]

What is rep thing

[astral ibex]

Bragging rights

[astral ibex]

HI I just thought you needed a rep

That's it

[ebon flare]

war reparations

[worldly orchid]

Oh alright, nice

I’m used to only getting pinged here when I am needed for a question or something

[sonic jetty]

i wish the birthday cake (SCP-559) and Piniata (SCP-956) could be placed in custom servers to create like containment chambers and shi

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[tough tapir]

Goo goo babies

[upper raven]

GAGA

[bright cairn]

i love my armored cores

[torpid path]

There is a containment chamber for 956 and 3114

[bold jasper]

woooow :(

[humble smelt]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[visual acorn]

Cheers

[timid ravine]

Here in Uganda there's nothing to miss since we neva have snow 😔🌨️

[scenic panther]

ill die happily when they finally add slugs to shotguns

[maiden sparrow]

Me using my shotgun as a sniper and my revolver as a shotgun

[scenic panther]

see the dopamine from head shotting with revolver is beautiful and all

but imagine it with a slug shotgun

[polar spade]

What’s the difference between a rifle and a slug shotgun

They have similar stopping power

A rifle would likely have greater range

But not far enough to matter in this case I assume

[tough tapir]

Blip blap bloobydoobydab

[sonic jetty]

Well yeah but you cant even enter it

[languid radish]

The slug has a higher drop off

[tough tapir]

Slug

🐌

[languid radish]

You could probably slap a 3x20 scope on an m4a1 and use it as a mid range sniper rifle but if you try that with a shotgun shooting slugs maybe its doable at a little over 100 meters only

[strange niche]

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-university-snail-going-on-my-way-omw-gif-5461800

[tough tapir]

[prisma pendant]

i still have a bad habit from the times when i only had a phone so i always clear my tabs even though i have 64gb of ram

[strange niche]

I still clear tabs just to keep idle ram usage low

It does hamper the system, even with 64GB

[hybrid tree]

can someone ping me during the public reading

[strange niche]

I've found that it's noticeable if a program is reading/writing to RAM a lot when memory usage is already high

[hybrid tree]

I won't remember :(

[strange niche]

You can get an automatic ping in the events section

[tawny vapor]

https://discord.com/events/330432627649544202/1451677840385773761

Click "interested"

Discord will automatically ping you

[orchid kraken]

I do think, killing IS, making world better place

[hardy zealot]

In t-3 hours update of SL

[tawny vapor]

Depends on what you have in mind

Anyway, floating elevator

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 14 minutes, 26 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[pseudo hull]

Well yeah.. they could

pretty sure LabAPI is to make it so you don't have to go through hundreds of docs

it's streamlined

[upper raven]

glitch production moment

[supple totem]

fr

[willow echo]

[bold crypt]

Unity plugin api iirc is more like harmony

[willow echo]

i don't dev

[bold crypt]

A tool to hook and call funcs

So you just compile your plugin and server executes it

[pseudo hull]

You don't need to be a developer to have a basic understanding of what the studio you (work?) (volunteer?) for does

[bold crypt]

Plugin can use unity plugin api to change behavour of funcs and call them

[stable wolf]

Get to it staff guy

[upper raven]

whats your favourite show from them

[willow echo]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[supple totem]

tadc and that new zombie one they're making

wbu

[pseudo hull]

I mean you're not wrong

but I'm not NW

[upper raven]

md

[supple totem]

murder drones?

[upper raven]

yes

[supple totem]

I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY MURDER DRONES

nole b chill like that

[upper raven]

whats wrong with it

[supple totem]

nothing, I was just guessing

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-kinkytwt-stan-twitter-stan-twitter-memes-monkey-angry-gif-25266657

[bold crypt]

xD i have custom translate of sl called "slang", made by me, i translated ci card as CI Phone, 173 as peanut and similar stuff

D class is DBOI

[supple totem]

can I tuck you into bed

[bold crypt]

Ofc facility guard is 7/11 guard

[bold crypt]

No

[supple totem]

murder it is then

[bold crypt]

I dont need strange ppl in my bed

Sorry i have to yeet you out of the window

[supple totem]

nu uh, I'm not real

[rancid dome]

❤️

[supple totem]

emi :3

[upper raven]

waer

[rancid dome]

[supple totem]

nole :3

[orchid kraken]

Noemi's name is Emi

https://tenor.com/view/killing-killing-time-stan-twitter-kill-stan-twt-gif-1834984910626001154

[rancid dome]

definitely

[supple totem]

awesome name

[supple totem]

pretty kewl name ong

[orchid kraken]

My parents were so original they just deleted S from Denis

[pulsar helm]

I am afraid the scp fox will get added into the game

[upper raven]

sup seryy

[supple totem]

my dad named me after a color

[supple totem]

how it b

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-joia-gif-27503164

[orchid kraken]

Серый

[rancid dome]

❤️

[orchid kraken]

It wont

[supple totem]

yuh

[tough tapir]

No Emi on fomputer

[orchid kraken]

Fox scp would make 0 sense in scpsl since it has disguise abilities, who has disguise ability as well?

2 scps that can disguise wont make sense or anything interesting

[rancid dome]

You will not live

[pulsar helm]

2?

[orchid kraken]

3114

[pulsar helm]

the skeleton yes

[rancid dome]

without air so make sure to breath more <3

[pulsar helm]

but whats the other one

[orchid kraken]

I meant the scp fox

If she's added, it be 2 same scps in game

[tough tapir]

Gotta go to an airport then

[pulsar helm]

ahh ok

[orchid kraken]

With same mechanic

[tough tapir]

It has air

[supple totem]

the gooners would go crazy

someone showed me some wild ass art of 939

[meager slate]

Fox girl

[wise arrow]

when chrissymas

[tough tapir]

Fox maid

(Auro)

[supple totem]

that's you

[pseudo hull]

I imagine they have an idea for how it'd work differently to 3114, also 3114 is an event scp only and if the fox gets added I'd imagine it'd be removed if/when the fox is

[slate locust]

is there a christmas beta or na

[pulsar helm]

i am just afraid over the gooners considering they already wildin on an paralysis demon turned into a furry woman thing (Mal0s)

[orchid kraken]

I had a wild dms which is totally friendly to talk about, not a single word said, bot a single hesitation, he just send it

[supple totem]

we don't talk about malos

[hasty summit]

it's in 2 hours chill out

[pseudo hull]

christmas is in 2 hours

[slate locust]

type

[hasty summit]

just wait

[inner walrus]

soon

tm

[slate locust]

twin im chill i asked a question ✌️

[supple totem]

crazy

[pseudo hull]

I mean, tbf I literally never see any news related to WHEN updates are coming

[orchid kraken]

Unironically I'd be terrified if 1471 started following me, the goon version is just illusion

[supple totem]

people b tweakin

[supple totem]

the Johnson would be gone

[tough tapir]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.

[pulsar helm]

being aware that its harmless is such a breather

[orchid kraken]

1471 goal is literally to follow you till you die or just end it yourself

[tough tapir]

3 hours to rep

[supple totem]

mf isnt even scary

[orchid kraken]

The thing is, you could be sleeping and still be followed

[hasty summit]

usually CASSIE Commands can give you a good basis.. On top of NW Reworking their Holiday Updates, which allows it to come earlier for everyone

[pseudo hull]

what?

[pulsar helm]

yk what something to fight my crippling loneliness

[orchid kraken]

Its not scary, its will make you feel being followed and watched, no private time or safety

[pseudo hull]

!update

[snow umbra]

[pseudo hull]

thx cassie

also

[pulsar helm]

imagine that bastard in the bathroom😭😭

[pseudo hull]

why is the bot still using custom command hooks instead of just using discords built in /

makes it easier to see all the commands

[hasty summit]

If there isn't any planned schedule for Updates to be revealed yet then it ain't gonna tell you, the main update is christmas atm

[orchid kraken]

People think its funny till they're being stalked themselves and trust me YOU DO NOT WANT THAT

[pseudo hull]

earlier someone said the same command or similar and it listed the time christmas update would come

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

Think they're still looking for a bot engineer

[pseudo hull]

bro what