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Hold on lemme get on my chair with broken knee
So
Virus> zombie> knox event> contained(not contained)> whole world zombie
Did the army do it
The zombie thing
Nah
I heard the virus was in some burger or sums shit according to my knowledge from 2 years ago
Spiffo is the cause of it
Spiffo burgers
Black mold did it all
Yuh but i heard the army made the virus and put it in the burgers and shit
Maybe
But they still failed to contain it
The lore is good in my opinion
Its in development for 10 years or so
Because in every piece of zombie media the army has to be useless
13 years actually
13 years
I mean they held it temporaly
And the pz is based on real mapping
Yeah but they didnt hold it indefinetly
No long term victory = useless military
Idk what caused the contaiment to fail
Clinton was president and he was too busy cheating on his wife to lead the country?
Sounds about right thats what i think happened ong
Whole world actually
I think one general tried to solo it all
By doing carpet bombing or sum
There is "1 week" and "1 day"
They are very cool
1 week is basically a mod where u start normally in Kentucky anywhere and as days pass the world goes to hell
1 day is where it happens all instantly
The riots
General longbottom
With the sharpest mustache east of the missisippi
Allat 1990s us military and they couldnt stop a zombie virus from leaving a single county
Major skill issue
Mfs should just do carpet bombing lmao
Bomb the living shit out of them
I think the virus is airborne too
Just use a nuclear bomboclat at that point vro
Or only through physical contact
So what the army aint have gas masks back then?
In 1 day mod they wore gas masks
So what the army aint have bodyarmour back then
There were literally units
6 people
Killing zombies and bandits
And i just loot the dead bodies
Yes
In end i got very good loot
I killed
Like
3000 zombies
In a week
I solo cleared 1/10 of Kentucky
Unfortunately these mfs reanimate after a week i think
Lemme look up the numbers rq hold on
U need to bury them or burn them
In 1993 the state of kentucky had 3.79 million people
Me no good math
If you killed 3k thats gonna be about 0.79%
Still better than what army did
Or wait no
Still good amount
3000 zombies in week aint bad
I once went rampage and killed 400 zombies with melee in 2 days
I could probs do better, just call up the russian chair force and have them do big boom
Wouldn't that cause an nuclear war lmao
Thats the point
Get the russians to start ww3 and while the americans are busy fighting the zombies just nuke em plain and simple
Only if UN didn't have an emergency move and had to do that
so it is possible just not to spawn in multiple people in the first spawn wave?
I had a stroke trying to read this
I wonder where alliances were in pz
There were no words about NATO or UN or anything else
well the point still stands
Nato wasnt boutta deal with allat ong
Or the Global health organization or whatever it was called
The cdc?
several people just didnt spawned in despite the server being full in the first spawn wave
i didnt know it was possible
You ever seen the movie train to busan?
This is related trust me
Nah but I've seen mapping videos of it
Hi, does SCP SL uses TCP or UDP for server connections?
Happend in south korea?
Yeah
In some school?
I also saw one of those mapping videos
I'm trying to add secret lab to a monitoring software I have and pinging on TCP does not work so ig the server either runs on UDP or it's not plain TCP
Nah some outbreak starts in seoul and the movie takes place inside a train going all the way south to busan but anyway
Point is
In the movies sequel peninsula its shown that north korea managed to fortify the dmz and completely contained the outbreak to sk
And as a precaution they removed all of the teeth of the soldiers stationed on the dmz
Yea i remember that
Is it just me or does that seem like a fucking genious move
But they were greedy and tried to occupy SK right?
Eh a little bit but they got they bitchasses swiped by some zombies so they just went back and chilled on the border
But either way isnt it an incredibally smart move to remove all the soldiers teeth so they cant bite people
Oh nah 💔💔
Me personally i would also remove their nails but eh teeth are good enough
How tf did they live later without teeths
Eat liquid food idk
There were suicidals because of that right?
Idk
💔
Also i find it incredibally stupid how the zombie virus in the walking dead dead in the water started
How did they even lose to snail moving zombies 💔
Well i know everyone was already infected the whole world
Once they die they become reanimated
Well the dumbass soldiers just kept shooting center mass even if they saw it wasnt doing jack shit
But anyway back to dead in the water
The infection on that submarine starts in the dumbest way i can imagine
?
What submarine
Bro im talking about dead in the water
The fucking spinoff series
Dead in the water
Never heard of
Basically a bunch of sailors are trapped inside a us navy submarine in the gulf of mexico as the infection starts
Which is first of all my worst nightmare to be in a submarine with a bunch of zombies
2nd of all
The infection on the sub starts when a sailor gets appendicidis and needs emergency surgery, and SOMEHOW SOMEWAY apparently the submarine doesnt have a steril operating room or medbay like every other sub in the world, or even a fucking surgeon for that matter so the guy is operated on on top of a table in the cafeteria with little anethesia, and then wouldnt you guess it he wakes up and fucking dies from shock
Then his corpse is placed in a bodybag in the freezer and he turns hours later when the rest of the crew are eating in the same cafeteria where he died
Sounds like an low budget
And i havent even told you the worst part
Why they simply just didn't dump his body in ocean
When the entire crew is in the cafeteria the captain shows up and gives a speech how "( insert sailor name here because i forgor) made the ultimite sacrifice for our country" like bro he got one shotted by his own appendix he aint sacrifice shit
Because thats not protocol? Because its disrespectful to a brother in arms and his family is gonna wanna bury him
They didnt know about the zombies at that point
This is twd we're talking about here
Everyone infected and turns no matter how you die remember?
Oh
Anyway
How bout a diffrent movie
You seen either of the red dawn movies
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Gonna go rest my broken knee
What is blud doing
Project zomboid...someone...
No game
What
No game on steam
Fym
he doesnt own it because he's a bum
Im broek
Dam
I want to play eft
theres arena breakout for the bums
Copycat of the game
Not gon cap after the rgf and vdv the irregular militia and pla are lowk fun to play
Very kewl faction that totally look like the good guys
Pz anyone?
Let it go cuh just play solo
I have 220 hours of solo play through i dont wanna anymore 💔
Back to work boah
pz pz pz pz pz pz pz pz
Pls
Neon futuristic city light neon car
holy
shit
@true sky
not tuff
who tf uses blender in steam
there are already some mdos
pls
cmon
guppiere i need this
my house kinda homeless
Hell divers use cryo pods?
i think its fan made animation
Looks neat
its too detailed to be in a game
Where’s the animation
silent hill
what
unc is inside us
😏
what is blud drawing now instead playing pz b42 mp
supfardo
ts tuff
how hungry
very hungry
Horse hungry
just eat brah
ad
holy shjit
my
discord
has lag input
what
lag delay
help
Hi all
@cedar totem дешка
holy shit
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Thx
uhm excuse me
what the fuck u mean 225 wats
its an 2060
blud bought it for 600 bucks when i bought the same one for 110 bucks
my gpu is rare
i can sell it for good money to collectiors people
id better take care of it
This is me
really
translate
@orchid kraken have u ever tried to add dust particles when u do art inside buildings
Translate
@cinder sapphire 
Ofc its in the balkans
somebody has been here
i was watching the game awards and i fucking jumped out my seat the moment i heard "Federation of Central Usea"
Damn he blew his back out
they announced it at the game awards?
I will have my revenge
game is unplayable
yeah!
Uhhhh
they dropped the trailer during the game awards
the only saving grace of that show i stg
we had to get some hopium in there to save us from slopspedition 33
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Did they announce half life 3
Me

Thats it im killing myself
THEY EVEN BROUGHT TODD HOWARD IN AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE MORE ELDER SCROLLS 6 INFO BUT NO HE'S JUST GIVING ANOTHER AWARD TO CLAIR OBSLOP SLOPSPEMIDTION 33
and then they had the audacity to drop a fucking hero shooter after glazing up the devs of it by going "oh yeah its by the creators of titanfall"
so everybody thought it was gonna be titanfall 3 for the final reveal
and then it was just some fucking mid hero shooter
Honse
I love horsies
anyways if you think slopspedition is good please block me i don't talk to tasteless bozos 🙏
Half life fans will go crazy over any info they can get their hands on
yeah i feel sorry for them
slopspedition sweep and no half life 3
they're going insane
Yes
no but like the french giving the rest of the world another reason to hate the french is so epic
Imagine being goc and not cool chaos
mid
See the dust at the left lamp?
why is unc blue
how you doin gang
We seem to have a similar instagram algorithm
hello froog
be safe
you tryna see my cosplays and boxing matches?
where are settings file for user are localized?
Frooog
AppData/Roaming
In a file called registry.txt
That stores all the game settings and saved weapon loadouts as well
I am pretty confident about being able to defend myself
why is it megaman's fault...
Megaman isn’t free enough
Because he gets game
peak gif
Im so sorry megaman is my ride or die
His design for this one kinda peak too
Its like a combo of the og and x
I’m honestly most excited for Control Resonant
Mega man sucks dumb ass chud
Looks awesome
Can't even shoot up cant even double jump
He can shoot what
What kind of video game doesn't let you shoot upwards
Mega man is dumb
Bass the goat
Bruh do not go there with me
Most top down games
Idc i was making joke
Also for some reason any game that doesn't let you look straight up
that one
megaman is a stupid baby gamer who never looks up
Gamers never look up
I said i was making a joke and none of you understood it bc you have never played Mega man and Bass for the GBA and SNES
Except for the guy who likes megaman I think
If he didnt grt it im killing him
No I got it
Good
Only edgelords like bass tho
I like him because hes cool
Bass is nice
Its good seafood
have you heard about when the price of bass boosted, google bass inflation for more
I think the name bass was more in reference to the instrument
I think his name is short for basshole because hes mean
yeah, that was literally the joke behind "bass boosted"
I hope they have bass in the new game
They probably wont
it should have a robot master called Free Man
Just cuz I assume it'll be bad like 11 and have terrible voice acting
Idk how they consistently pick terrible voice actors for megaman at least in the English dub
I dont think 11 was that bad
Better smell saul
Wdym
saaaaaaaaaaaa
They shoukd make mega man a girl
idk, i never played it
Long john miniwave i have a question for you
I didnt beat it but it was fine and ive heard its good
hi everyone
Anyways they shpild make make mega man a girl
what
They should also make Zero a girl but only if they make X a girl otherwise it ruins the yaoi
If a miniwave is spawning, and a guy is coming up the nearest elevator to escape scps, is he cooked
In mega man zero though zero is a girl because yuri
Because he got enemies infront and enemies behind
Soemone have solution for mic problem, mine mic is working but im so quiet. When i try to like tap mic i can see geting signal but when im speaking it doesnt work. Soemtimes it works normaly soemtimes not?
maybe ur just too quiet
Nah
I said soemtimes it works fine like when im on dc it works
tuff
Beat up the person on the left
Beat up the person on the left
Brain rotted
tuff
Beat up the person in the field
Of course it is
hm
Beat up the person on the left
Hi boye
Beat up the house on the left
Beat up the person behind you
Beat up the left on the person
Beat up this discord user
Full
Who is ts blud
when is christmas update dropping ?
no eta
Last year it released on the 22nd
I would assume it would be around the same time
Since the halloween update released on the same day as last year
what gets added for christmas? i’ve never played during christmas or any holiday for that matter
markiplier makes a movie and MHA ends bro i feel something in me
SCP 1507, which are flamingos that are on their own team
ohhh ive heard about them
might have to look into them before they drop lol
thank you
Yeah np
boom storage room
SCP SL WINTER EVENT IS THIS WEEK I CAN FEEL IT 😎
all shit fun until i come and blow everythingu p
"my manager shall unlock research the way it was intended to be"
"type standard alldone in the console"
i left them a reminder whos house is this
unc is not rick grimes
boob storage room
man i like this plague doctor i wonder what happens when i fill the clock
Is this game peak
whys he a jellybean now
Buns name
idk who told me to play a shit ton of time ago expedition
but goddamit if this game was just glazed
and glazed
what the fuck is the bean doing
also try minecraft
is the christmas update out on SL
no
is there any new playable scp comming soon?
Yes
Its scp-067
@orchid kraken did you told me to remake this in scp sl models
holy peak
my eyes are blessed seeing this
when christmas
12 days
whens that
In twelve days
a week and 5 days
ty homster
or 288 hours
But i do wonder when the update Will drop tho
Nurserk is creator
S2fm made
Yes
do i get escape from tarkov as gift in return
no
no
yes
yes
Fountain pen would have more interesting gameplay then 049 lowkey
I am thankful that the rest of the industry isn’t like Nintendo fans. Fuck you nintendo fans.
also try minecraft
ok sir
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Goo goo babies
Interesting
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plonk
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Sorry guys, it had to happen
Two german bullies
This one scares me
thabnjk you
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!hostrole @hexed axle
Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you
:<
i can't read :<
Another great day to live as level 50 citizen
Welcome to the club
A clanker talking back to a human?
You're red...
Im blue...
Dabodedabodae?
Im blue daba di dabada
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i'm Galactic Red
Welcome to the Chaos Insurgency
there's only SIX OF US?
Wild
Depends what for
they get purged sometimes
They do?
Never gonna try to load an 3d model on phone again.
What happen?
did your phone go boom
Kaboom traboom

Naananana
Ye
Hiiii
Ahloo
how it b
nice
Pretty good i just got promoted hbu
I'm big chillin and congrats
oh no oh no oh no
well well well if it isn't the Greek bottom nerd
Yall wanna know what i got promoted to?
sure
sick
From being a stinky mod with no powers to junior admin
Ah this day could not get any better
don't smite me gang 😔
I carry the hammer of justice only on redline dw
wanna see my friend get murdered?
it's loading
Oh in the game thank god
aw i was hoping itd at least be in minecraft
i worked on my game a bit today
i forgot to work on sl but heh
it will happen tomorrow
sickkk, whatchu making
i am reworking my combat system rn
like any good northwood dev, all i can do is rework
looks sick gang
tell me about your game
oh
its a rpg/action-adventure thing where all the enemies are persistent characters, so if you kill them they die forever and change the world of the game
sounds kewl
where's your patreon at
gay
i can send you my discord for it
lemme throw money at you
i dm'd you something
so how does that work
is it gonna have resets like undertale
but everyone's just gone
Every enemy can be "killed" or "saved". Depending on which one you do, certain NPCs in the overworld might appear or not, others may have changed dialogue, you might be able to access areas you couldn't otherwise etc.
The idea of the game though is that you stick with the choices you make. If you kill everyone, thats the choice you made this run, but you can make a new save game and start over if you want.
how many runs can you do in one save file
is there a limit
It is unlimited. But even if you make a new save, unless you fully reset the game (which is like an options menu thing and not a "you can just do it whenever with no repercussions" thing), the game will remember what you did before, so its not really a "clean reset" per se
If you reset the game, all your saves get deleted basically
But you can do the games equivalent of a new game plus as many times as you want to
And some things will change when you do that
that's gonna take a long time to make
Not really it turns out
Or not as long as youd think
Not every enemy has effects on the main narrative
Its more like "if you kill enemy a, you wont be able to enter house #3 in the next town which has a cool item or a character inside"
😔
but if the runs are unlimited then there's not really any point in playing the game
and you literally won't be able to make it
Respectfully, watch me
you can't make an unlimited amount of characters
all with different areas
and shit
Who ever said I was going to do that
And the point of playing the game is to experience it, im not super sure why being able to play it as much as you want ruins that
an "unlimited amount of runs" means there's no ending
if you can kill everyone then you're just gonna be alone at some point
without an ending
it's just gonna start another run
without any character
"Unlimited number of runs" as in you can play through it as many times as you want
will the game have some kind of reseting
They dont, theres a set number of characters in the game world
bno new ones?
You play through the game til you get to the end
😢
Then, if you want, you can start over fresh from the beginning
There will be the same characters, but you can make different choices
which leads to a different ending?
Depends on the choices you make
so it does
There are different endings, yes
🤔
But killing grunt enemy #7 is saving them isnt going to have as significant an effect on the narrative as killing boss #2 vs saving them
It will have an effect, but maybe not one that has dramatic effects on your character's story
what if grunt enemy #7 is actually boss #2
but it's only revealed after you kill grunt enemy #7
That would be very interesting then, wouldnt it
Thats the sort of thing I do want to do with the game
That and making the player feel absolutely terrible about picking a "route" to play through
What happens if I genocide
new vegas be like

Maybe you will not be so happy with the end you get though? Hm?
I'm playing through fallout 3 modded (TTW)
Because you had to do a lot of not so nice things to people who did not deserve??
Hm???
I don't believe in consequences
fax
"noo you can't just shoot your way out of Pittsburgh"
hehe 75 guns stat go pew pew
sell the cat
Self defence officer
this is why australia banned guns
didn't you make the SL copypasta?
Is this just what you do irl?
see an old man and shoot him for influence?
"it's been 15"
27 minutes
I didn't make that. It used to be a CASSIE command and then they removed it
ah
But I had the text wall saved
and !14.0
It's been 27 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
Are you also the reason they put “DO NOT DRINK IT” label on the shampoos?
LOL
Oh cool
they now do play scp sl probably
Did they go to the hopital or spit it out?
that probably won't work
they're now the smartest SL players
Hey, why dont you just let me make my game?
:)
Anyway
yeah but like think about i t
Dude, no offense, but the absolute rudest thing you can do to a game developer is to come in unsolicited and tell them that their game they've been making wont work without even having actually seen it.
So piss off
Ive been thinking about this and making it for far longer than you have even known about its existence.
kill everyone run
Casey why is it that people are impolite to me
It makes me feel very uncharitable
Like I should remove sl from their steam library and charge them $247 dollars to get it back
Not that I can do that
Anyways I return to playing control
You want to feel charitable by healing people ?
you jest, but SL has creeped into every facet of my life
I went on a trip last summer
table 127, instant neuron activation
I see the number 244
instant neuron activation
fuckin nerd
have a cookie 🍪
have a piece of cheese and salami
I'm slowly weaning myself off of it
i also do not tolerate lactose as well 😭😭
I played, like, 18 hours of it last month I think
mf
pick a fuckin struggle
jesus
yeah i am a weird human being
i still am not sure what i have tho
because healthcare in my country is so shit
where you from
russia.
yeah lul
you stay safe gang
each one of my 5 last visits to doctors they misdiagnosed me
you sound like a delicate flower
that's crazy
have been diagnosed for “depression” by psychiatrist while i only have anhedonia part of it
have been diagnosed for carpal tunnel by neurologist while i have way more widespread problem which is def not a carpal tunnel syndrome
have been diagnosed for ibs without proper tests, assessments and just by telling them my symptoms
so yeah i do not trust doctors here anymore
this gastroenterologist also tried to larp and say that keto does not work for ibs and only makes it worse which obviously not true because keto does eliminate almost all foods that trigger ibs
and the psychiatrist aggressively tried to put me on SSRIs just from the first visit

have a hug
I'm sorry
What the fuck is this now
hug
Idk what any of this stuff is
Here in the US we just die
too expensive
Unless you’re rich enough to use hundred dollar bills as napkins
hello
sup gnag
aight
feeling moody asf
can you get me one as well?
thanks!
mossad
The next SCP to be added should be 5582
yeah but like think about it
🤔
fuck is that? just add the damn known scps first
what are the known scps
hello chat
he's talking about the ones he knows from watching TheRubber
(he doesn't read the wiki)
no but actually
what are the known scps
the really popular ones
i know the "known" ones are 173 096 049
but what else
maybe 999
are there any other known scps?
3008, 140, 1048
i forgot about 3008
pretty much any SCP that was in containment breach is considered "known"
5000 too
087
the staircase
abel, or 076
its mostly just series 1 SCPs

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I like how this one actually pings
double pingie
triple
not enough
500 pings
?
@viscid wave rate the fit. I had an ACR but I swapped it out for the funny gun to shoot some ants.
i see new vegas get modded wayyy more than 3 so its a change of pace seeing a hypermodded fallout 3
unless you're playing a tale of two wastelands
TTW yeah
I've already done a modded NV run a la viva
so this one is kinda my way to play FO3 because playing it on epic is dookie, and I have NV on steam
i got all the fallouts aside from brotherhood of steel on steam
tbf though i don't actually touch the original fallout much, its a bit mediocre and fallout 76 sucks
I've been dipping my toes in 2 a bit
tactics or just BOS?
oh wait nvm
BOS isn't available on PC
duh
its also not very good anyway
2 is the best of the interplay era though
wrong server lol
Huh?
Ah
how do i slime whitenight
18, emoji reactions aren't accurate 

Fix your discord lucid smh
Fr
grabbed candy from someone who grabbed 3
opened checkpoint door and saw dog ready to pounce (used the door right next to it and got away)
ran to the checkpoint
now i can grab all the loot
js saw someone use 58% of micro to kill a zombie (they killed me off guard)
i use micro to kill zombies
its funni
need to change my mouse cursor
cant see nothing
even funnier was that the micro room was right at the checkpoint so i ran up to get a surface pass
facility guard just staring at me as i grab it and leave
he follows me
gets killed by 939 and 173 which were in entrance some reason
i ran away and escaped
absolute cinema
i wish i got the clip of the dog at checkpoint
Halo
18 chaos insurgencies units spawned at gate A
yoyo
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