general-chat

[gilded timber]

We don't enforce any age requirements for server owners!
You can read the Community Server Agreement here:
https://scpslgame.com/csg

[wraith birch]

is it just me or are most people just insanely dumb

just got back into the game

used to play it before

but like nobody's doing anything to actually win the game

[gilded timber]

It varies from server to server

[wraith birch]

i mean there was a guy who literally killed a class d that was near the exit

and also people looking at 096 on purpose

[gilded timber]

That's usually against the rules on most servers, but some people are just malicious

[somber raptor]

The enigma machine

[wraith birch]

i got grabbed by the guards into the scps once

like that mf literally just brought me into a room and told the scps to come inside

then we all died

we were about 5-6 people in there

💔

[gilded timber]

Sometimes you just gotta beg lol

[wraith birch]

beg and get shot

don't beg and you get sacrificed to the scps by a guard

that also dies

[gilded timber]

Worth a try

[wraith birch]

true

[strange niche]

Third option: roll for persuasion

[strange niche]

As long as your charisma stat is high that is

Anyways, because the weather report lied to me, I and my horse are soaking wet

Cloudy and dry, my ass

[strange niche]

Thunder, lightning, hail and heavy rain is what I got

[visual acorn]

16°C in my region

Like wtf

[strange niche]

(biggest lie of all time)

I refuse to believe there will be sun 20 minutes from now

[visual acorn]

3 days ago there was snow in my region

[tawny vapor]

We also had a snow in Poland, just a few weeks earlier

it didn't last long, unfortunately

[somber raptor]

Yeah that's how you use a shotgun, Thermite

[somber raptor]

fuck youuu 😭

[visual acorn]

OOP be like

[wraith birch]

bro these shitty ass players i can't

[wraith birch]

scientist camping the upgrader just so he can get rid of everyone's cards

[somber raptor]

oh yeah, sorry

public class Main {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Fuck you");
  }
}

[visual acorn]

🐦

[somber raptor]

"the upgrader"

• Sum SL player, 2025

[wraith birch]

i haven't played the game in a pretty long time

[reef sundial]

Im so sleepy

[visual acorn]

I got a bit overloaded when we started doing OOP instead of FP

It's like uhhh "so much to do for absolutely no fucking reason"

[somber raptor]

OOP > FP

[somber raptor]

then go to sleep

[visual acorn]

Makes sense when you do a big project

Bro I hate it so much when I have to study even tho I'm sick

[icy flume]

So sm I technically a photo

[lime bay]

Hello!

[icy flume]

Is that watcher Barotrauma

[icy flume]

The horrors

[lime bay]

[upper raven]

41

[late zephyr]

Can we ask for scp sl on console pls?

[late zephyr]

Are you portuguese?

[somber raptor]

what language are u learning tho?

[visual acorn]

c#

[somber raptor]

Schools should teach JavaScript, TypeScript and Java instead of Python and C#

in my humble opinion

[visual acorn]

why so

[late zephyr]

Bro, my pc is so shit, i need sl on ps5 😞

[visual acorn]

we learned basic in school

[somber raptor]

console.log("This is JavaScript/TypeScript")

public class Hello {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("This is Java");
  }
}

print("This is python")

using System;
public class Hello {
  public static void Main(string[] args) {
    Console.WriteLine("This is C#");
  }
}

#include <iostream>
int main() {
  std::cout << "This is C++";
  return 0;
}

[strange niche]

I've always felt this benchmark is a bit cheaty because most of it includes the boiler plate code needed to make the code run in the first place

[visual acorn]

wbt it

[strange niche]

Python and JavaScript hide the boiler plate

[visual acorn]

i think its better to learn how things work a bit more detailed

[somber raptor]

JS/TS and Java are more common than Python and C#

[strange niche]

I love C#

[visual acorn]

after learning c# its much easier to learn java

[strange niche]

It's really easy to read

Java makes me genuinely want to shoot myself

[visual acorn]

c plus plus be like

[strange niche]

I can tolerate C++

[somber raptor]

like... JS and TS alone allow you to build:

• Front-End web interactivity (literally what JS was built for)
• Web Servers with Node.js
• Desktop apps with Electron (Discord is an Electron app, you may already know that, but did you know VSCode is also built with Electron)
• Mobile apps with React Native

[serene coyote]

Electron

own nuke bomb on ur pc is cool

[somber raptor]

and then about Java and C#: sure, C# allows you to build Unity games and .NET apps... but most enterprise software is built in Java, and also Android apps were built in Java before Kotlin

[somber raptor]

says the guy currently using an Electron app

[cinder sapphire]

that is all good and all but what about this

cabbage science

[serene coyote]

sounds like a normal backend experience

[strange niche]

The fucking irony

[serene coyote]

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

[cinder sapphire]

the cabbage was too strong for you

[visual acorn]

XD

[cinder sapphire]

I want to make a bio computer that uses cabbage like the other ones that used bacteria

[strange niche]

Running Crysis on a cabbage

[cinder sapphire]

I cannot wait until I run crysis on my e coli and cabbage

ya

hell even liquid marble

tbch

[strange niche]

Can't wait to get my ass kicked in a future FPS game by someone using a PC with a Cabbag-E series CPU

[cinder sapphire]

I mean it could be worse.... you could get your ass kicked in a future fps game by someone using a pc that is a liquid marble ie one of these

ie water

[strange niche]

Water powered PC

[cinder sapphire]

liquid marbles are odd and there is a lot of scientific research on them and to think they are basically water droplets that form during like when you are cooking or what not

and you put water on your pan

the water droplets that form from the heat (for the most part/ Leidenfrost droplets compared to that)

[true sky]

mochi

[cinder sapphire]

I mean dna nanomachine are extremely close as well. As someone that did dna nanomachine research. Give it a couple of years. And ya. That will be a thing. We already have nanomachines.

just not sci fi nanomachines

to having dna nanomachine computers

[visual acorn]

intel dies by then

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

[cinder sapphire]

something simple as this (dna i motifs) is a nanomachine . People think nanomachines and think robots. Or what not. More to do with dna nanomachines but ya.

[visual acorn]

crispr is a nanomachine

right?

[cinder sapphire]

ya. Biology have been using them for ages.

now sci fi nano machines are still very far away but ya.

[true sky]

@orchid kraken @silent wasp @upper raven

[upper raven]

Tuff

[true sky]

imagine if SL weapons sounded like that

[upper raven]

I guess bro

[true sky]

bbroo

[upper raven]

What

[cinder sapphire]

I would honestly say the next generation (next 40 years or so) may honestly have highly programmable version of those (dna nanomachine computers, what not) unless we kill ourselves first or what not. And even those would not be sci fi nanomachines like in metal gear. Those prob much later in time. Maybe 200 ish years or more. I could be wrong considering I was only a ugrad doing this research during the time. But ya. @visual acorn

[visual acorn]

humanity killing itself becomes more likely with every year

XD

[cinder sapphire]

ya haha

[visual acorn]

especially when these nanomachines become programmable easily

its over

but its probably going to be highly secret

for some time

[cinder sapphire]

nah. I dont think we are in danger. Most of that will be med. First. And it honestly cannot do that much damage. I would say 100 ish years it could be. Also science doesn't work that way. You cannot really hide science. Per say. Or it suffers if it is closed off. So I doubt it. The general public may not be aware of that. But ya. Hell for all the secret science programs like mkultra or what not (Manhattan Project, Operation Paperclip,etc...) . There was signs of it. Like you need it to be open source in a sense. Etc... And even those projects that was secret suffered at times because of that. Secret science is slower science.

[visual acorn]

we prob wont see it happen anyway

[cinder sapphire]

we will tho. Most people wont know what to look for. But it is def out there. Like science always goes from quiet-> boring-> technical-> incremental-> to then suddently the world changed. Science is not dcramtic. Or sudden. It is slow.

[visual acorn]

unless something extraordinary happens we wont live long enough

for it to happen

there are too many problems with human body which cannot just be fixed by improving diet

and qol

[cinder sapphire]

things are happening everyday in science that are extraordinary. You just dont see it. Hell even to scientist that doing this research they may not see it. Like I can tell you most of science and doing science is boring. I can tell you for every revolution a scientist was prob bored at one point during it. For everytime someone does a hplc machine and waits for the machine to be done or doing basic lab work. Ya. Someone was def bored at one point. Scientist love their work. But ya. Come on now.

generally there is a lot of bs at times

[visual acorn]

until some fundamental issue gets fixed, i wont change my mind

[cinder sapphire]

smh

[upper raven]

Shakespeare

√

You

[warped wing]

can this server not have ONE day without something wierd

[boreal kernel]

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

@upper raven

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-gif-26823024

[desert vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-уфф-мощные-gif-11566920617641678612

[astral ibex]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[astral ibex]

Ty!!

[gilded timber]

Just returning the favour :D

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 55 minutes, 29 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

More common Lucid appearnace :)

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1405984161638125609/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

French Train late? no way

[icy flume]

Im Brazilian but I do speak Brazilian Portuguese

[gaunt talon]

France mentioned @true sky

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408149422247772264/1437094024828944546/togif.gif

[icy flume]

George was brutally killed by grandpa pig

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-meme-meme-tiktok-gif-7855882954347523311

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436410093250805814/1445549415992660068/attachment.gif

[tight parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424352667609595904/1447171392079663245/attachment.gif

[true sky]

worst shit oat

[gaunt talon]

its ok

you can get something better at 4 cents

[true sky]

i already got that one tho

in a better condition

[true sky]

thats the one i have

[upper raven]

HELLLLOOOOO AMERIIICAAA

[true sky]

no

[hearty night]

[upper raven]

Idi nahui

Deadass war thunder infrantry

Will have realistic body damage

Like escape from tarkov

[lyric patrol]

where cani appeal ban

[gilded timber]

What kind of ban?

[lyric patrol]

illgeall activites whatever that means

[gilded timber]

Does this apply to every server, or just a specific one?

[lyric patrol]

i think its was northoow eu 1 or 2 im not sure

[gilded timber]

You can appeal bans from our Official Servers using the instructions on their Discord:
https://discord.com/channels/761966386800623626/852948807011926036

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[upper raven]

Dbauajt

@true sky

[true sky]

no

[amber lintel]

does that one have a stattie?

[true sky]

statrack?

[amber lintel]

Yes. what skin be it?

[true sky]

what

[amber lintel]

what skin is it

[true sky]

thats the uh

[cyan sky]

Does anybody know of any places I can find people who are hosting legacy servers?

[true sky]

Destroyer

[cyan sky]

I've heard through word of mouth that 8.0.1, 9.1.3, 11.0, and 13.0 servers are ran all the time and that they can be connected to through direct connect, but I can't find any evidence of this

[amber lintel]

this is a fire skin

[true sky]

i mean like i already got it at minimal wear so like

yeah

[amber lintel]

I'm gonna. buy a stattie of this when I go home

mine is this ugly thing

[upper raven]

Saj

[true sky]

which one you got

[amber lintel]

I think MW

[true sky]

yeah you got a profit

my shit is like 16 cents

[amber lintel]

no, I didn't drop the galil

I have one

I don't know where I got it

a friend, maybe

[true sky]

hm

[quaint holly]

i had this at one point

[amber lintel]

https://www.skinpock.com/inventory/76561198990812403?game=cs2

here

[true sky]

its not a drop

i got it from a case

[warped wing]

guys im playing lobotomy corporation and how do i promote a employee (i've had the quest for a absurd amount of time)

[true sky]

thats like even worse

[amber lintel]

I just really like basic patterns

[little dust]

Camerima

[true sky]

i got this cool ass deagle

[amber lintel]

oh bro

https://www.skinpock.com/inventory/76561198974785819

my buddy needs to go outside

[true sky]

more money on his steam acc than his bank acc

[amber lintel]

is it so wrong to just want basic patterns

[true sky]

i guess

idk

[amber lintel]

rhetorical

if you look at all my skins they're just basic patterns

[true sky]

yeah

[crimson salmon]

It even got the horsies

[amber lintel]

I don't actually know how much my skins are worth tbh

lucky I don't get skinbotted I guess

30 dollas for a slate is pretty good

[true sky]

your acc is like worth 124 bucks or smth

106€

[amber lintel]

I bought the B squad officer for like $10 because I wanted the funny man on all maps

[true sky]

124 $

[true sky]

le funny man

[amber lintel]

then valve just made it the default agent in CS2

same with the phoenix

[true sky]

thats kinda a shame tbh

[amber lintel]

it's alright

now I'm just greener than my colleagues

[true sky]

i liked the maps agents

[amber lintel]

greenhorn :P

[true sky]

greenhorn

[orchid kraken]

@true sky @amber lintel

[true sky]

what is ts

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1447333014546809143/togif.gif

[upper raven]

Ts me

[true sky]

hello professor

[orchid kraken]

@true sky @amber lintel

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436410093250805814/1445549415992660068/attachment.gif

[warped wing]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-corporation-lobotomy-lcorp-apocalypse-apocalypse-bird-gif-11366297067290622337

[true sky]

when the fog

[river lion]

Hey this is just a general question if someone is HARD cheating is there a way I can submit it to anywhere to get them banned across multiple servers bc when they get banned for cheating they also message mods to ||kill themselves||

Sorry not very good at typing-

[past dune]

Contact Polaris bot with proper evidence listed in:
Safety & Compliance Operating Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
Cheater/EULA Report Guidelines: https://scpslgame.com/cheater-report-guidelines

[orchid kraken]

Revenge is sweet

[river lion]

THANK YOU <3

[true sky]

@orchid kraken i completed portal 2

[orchid kraken]

Must keep the game safe, you are Batman

[orchid kraken]

Do something with your life bru💔

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1447333014546809143/togif.gif

[river lion]

Felt this

[past dune]

Please read the documents carefully.
Also you can report them in game (2nd report option)

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436410093250805814/1445549415992660068/attachment.gif

[river lion]

A human

[orchid kraken]

Tbh server ban is so useless

They could just hop on another server

[orchid kraken]

But W for Valve games

Theres NW game in ur Valve

[true sky]

i cant complete portal 2 cuz mp

and yeah

friends

uh

[orchid kraken]

Doesnt it have coop

[true sky]

yeah

[true sky]

it does

[orchid kraken]

I do have p2

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-meme-meme-tiktok-gif-7855882954347523311

why not then

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/852524955803189274/931947050805907537/caption.gif

[true sky]

source?

[past dune]

Where did I say something about server bans?

[true sky]

portal 2

completed

[upper raven]

A

[orchid kraken]

The 2nd option in servers Tab no?

Like the triangle thing

I thought u meant it

[true sky]

tommorow prob after i'm done wih school n shit

[past dune]

I meant the 2nd button in report menu which reports a user to NW

[orchid kraken]

Why do i suspect the guy they were talking abt who's cheating is a guy from a funny clan

[subtle turtle]

Hey, I have a question because I got unfairly banned and appealed, but they didn't accept my appeal. However, I can't reply to the support message and I can't create a new appeal, and I don't know what to do. Does anyone have any ideas?

[true sky]

clash of clan am i right

@normal wagon your profile so bland

it sucks

even

minimalist final boss

[orchid kraken]

Should add arts

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-gif-27352159

should i post my art on steam

[upper raven]

Art...?

Post it on twitter

[true sky]

no unc your art sucks

[upper raven]

Sybau

[true sky]

what is sybau

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436410093250805814/1445549415992660068/attachment.gif

[orchid kraken]

Unc you couldn't set a rim light wym

[past dune]

You can try 2nd appeal option.
Here's an email: [e-mail]

[true sky]

yo bro im crine why you dragging it unc im crine

[subtle turtle]

thx

[orchid kraken]

It left a big mark on you

[true sky]

a solid snake on me

[orchid kraken]

Lost to sfm

[true sky]

who sfm

[upper raven]

I atleast knew 💔✌️

[orchid kraken]

Unc you completely removed the white rim

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841228970707517491/1313264122690801695/asdasdr.gif

[warped wing]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152680759950311435/1152686172552843324/download_4.gif

[upper raven]

I didn't like it

[orchid kraken]

Makes sense

[true sky]

does it

[orchid kraken]

Like look uncle

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-cheater-golden-star-flying-cheater-gif-10349356664035741647

[true sky]

uncle why you playin alone im crine

[orchid kraken]

More horror and intense

[true sky]

i guess unc

[valid trench]

Happened to me too although i didnt cheat they never removed it

[subtle turtle]

oh

In my opinion, this is unfair.

[upper raven]

Not tuff

[valid trench]

Yeah i appealed, sent an email and then dmed the admins then I just gave up when everthing was rejected

[upper raven]

I aint forgetting the wind that happend yesterday unc ✌️

[subtle turtle]

You understand my situation. I'm very sorry about that. I don't know whether to give up. If you didn't succeed, then most likely I won't either.

[valid trench]

You should try ur best before the ban gets too old

[cyan sky]

I am seriously thinking about hosting a SCP SL v8.0.1, v9.1.3, or a v10.0.0 server tonight, maybe in about 3 or 4 hours when I am off of work

Would anyone actually be interested?

[valid trench]

U can play 9.1.3 without hosting

[subtle turtle]

I understand, thank you, and if it doesn't work out, well, that's life.

[cyan sky]

What do you mean? Like multiplayer?

[valid trench]

Yeah

[cyan sky]

How

[valid trench]

Search up mistaken scp sl on browser and join their discord

Then u can download the different versions of sl and play them on their servers

[cyan sky]

yeah I am aware, I was told the same thing previously

[valid trench]

Oaky

Okay

[amber lintel]

canonically it's solo, also more intense

[true sky]

true

[upper raven]

Sybau Add even more gore to SL

[orchid kraken]

I wonder if hubert was inspired by prophet from crysis cuz their goggles kind of look same

Or whoever worked on thede chaos's

[pearl shard]

That's just a real gasmask

[west flame]

Good evening chat

[orchid kraken]

Im just delusional then

Also @upper raven

Thats rim light on chaos see

Yes i am teaching you abt it for the 10th time

[upper raven]

Imma remake the first image with mtf

Thanks for idea

[orchid kraken]

Idk why but im proud of that single frame

[slender inlet]

looks like it's just based on this

m50 gas mask

[orchid kraken]

Everything looks alike so it is based on m50

Im just delusional

[slender inlet]

according to wikipedia. it's just a general use gas mask, adopted by the US in 2006 but more countries started using it in 2014

cheap and efficient

[upper raven]

Where i can buy one

[slender inlet]

probably ebay

[slender inlet]

looks really sick. i'm glad the ci focus on drip

[gaunt talon]

@somber raptor tried to queue up in europe and i got sent to brazil servers

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[orchid kraken]

They look more drippy and more intimidating

While ntf's only intimidation is goggles

[somber raptor]

AliExpress

[upper raven]

Is there one with black lenses

[upper raven]

Yall nothing i actually got an soviet gas mask in my shed

Somewhere

And filters

[upper raven]

Does IT work as actual gas mask though?

[somber raptor]

no it's a 15€ Airsoft replica 😭

[upper raven]

Well

How much real one codts

[amber lintel]

crossbones from MCU

[somber raptor]

don't even think you can have one...

[upper raven]

Who said that

[somber raptor]

the government

[upper raven]

Government is a law

And a law can be broken

[somber raptor]

Government is an entity

that makes laws

[upper raven]

entity?

Then how its not contained yet

[delicate bramble]

Jolly update when

[slender inlet]

that too

maybe hubert is a visionary and came up with it all on his own

[amber lintel]

big hoob didn't make the model

that was big goop

[slender inlet]

who's goop

[tame hollow]

3D designer

[azure forge]

Guys when I try to stream SCP SL my game always crashes on a midrange setup

Can anyone give me tips for in two days when I'll try to stream the game again

[wraith birch]

what's the setup

[azure forge]

Rtx 3070 Ryzen 7 5800x 64 GB ddr4

And it's running on a nvme SSD

[wraith birch]

i'm not too good at pc stuff but i can tell you basic things ig

could be a software issue too

[azure forge]

I really don't know man everything else runs just fine on my pc

I even did a clean windows reinstall (wiping the SSD in the uefi stuff)

[wraith birch]

i was gonna say that

😔

[azure forge]

Like I didn't just reinstall it

[wraith birch]

yeah man ik

[azure forge]

I wiped it in the bios kinda

Damn man

[wraith birch]

could be overheating or something

i can't tell why but it could be

[azure forge]

Liquid cooled CPU

[wraith birch]

😭

yeah idk then

[azure forge]

I tried different capture methods and lowering the graphic settings of the game

It either was extremely laggy or crashed

[wraith birch]

crashed in what way

[sleek estuary]

when does it crash?

and what graphics api are you using in game

[wraith birch]

he said when he streams

he like can't stream the game

[azure forge]

Vulkan

[sleek estuary]

[azure forge]

On startup most of the time

[sleek estuary]

yeah dont do that unless you are on linux/amd mix

[azure forge]

It previously fixed issues with DirectX

That's why I used it

[sleek estuary]

you should always use directx

[azure forge]

Hope they fixed DirectX 12

[sleek estuary]

vulkan, in simple terms, is dog shit

[azure forge]

Isn't that like really low level

[sleek estuary]

iirc its just bad with unity or our game specifically

[azure forge]

Well Vulkan is great cuz it's new and shiny but it's hot doodoo when developing with it I heard

But I'll try that

Yeah..

To be fair the game did improve so much

Compared to when I first got hands on it

[bright cairn]

lets move it from unity to unreal engine 5 and then load it up with 67 gigabytes of preoptimised shaders

[languid radish]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rzpmC0aWVdA?si=JtOTt-fSbDbuOU2A

Did yall know the us army makes santa clauses

[umbral pasture]

sarmy

[languid radish]

I am sticky im in pain

Because my c*ck is a candy cane

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-gif-5935759059195122434

[upper geode]

Congrats to SCP-173 for winning best v-tuber

[supple totem]

do not let Dr clef near scp 173

[past dune]

Hi Chat

[void field]

Dude i was spectating a server so hard my laptop restarted

[supple totem]

hi alex

[past dune]

Heya!

[void field]

Im not gonna play secret laboratory, im gonna delete it, teh servers are full and i cant even play, even when i refresh tehy say serevr full, when i refresh again the servers arent full but when i try to join teh servers, it says server full, im done;

[pearl shard]

Okay

[gaunt talon]

Did you know that you can just find different servers

[orchid kraken]

Man

[pearl shard]

Woman

[orchid kraken]

I hate this game

Found AUG in most random crate box in Tarkov

Had 5 material for mission

Goes to extraction

Get shot from somewhere

Cover, heal, get shot from another angle

Die

[void field]

How am i supposed to find servers if i dont know any of them

[orchid kraken]

Cause of death "bloodloss" are we deadass

[pearl shard]

Well that's because extraction shooters are bad

And hero shooters

And battle Royales

[orchid kraken]

You mean to tell me bullets barely directly killed me but i died from lack of med

[pearl shard]

And 5v5 one life competitive shooters

[void field]

And matter of fact even if i try to join a serevr it will say full

[pearl shard]

I mean, it's possible you took a lot of damage and the blood loss technically finished you off

[cyan sky]

I'm gonna sit on 9.1.3 Misfit NA; If anyone happens to have 9.1.3 on their PC, I'd love to play

[orchid kraken]

The fuckass medkit stopped my bloodloss first, was shot another angle, i literally managed to stop it at 03/56 HP of torso

https://tenor.com/view/mort-crying-scared-gif-21887116

Lost AUG and materials for armor

[pearl shard]

Well then I dunno, I don't play bad games

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[cyan sky]

Holy shit people are actually joining the 9.1 megapatch server I'm on

[icy oriole]

hohoho

[meager jay]

christmas update on the 17th?

or does this mean nothing

[polar spade]

That's just Steam deciding the optimal time to update the server is on Dec 17. Steam decides it on factors like when you last used it and for how long

[wispy tartan]

14.2.3 will save SL

[gaunt talon]

I will save sl

[wispy tartan]

add SCP-420-J to VT rework

Greenhouse Room isn’t green enough without it

[solid echo]

unc

how will you fix 096

[snow cloud]

anti cola will save scp sl

[south thorn]

it wants me to update now

[torn wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-freak-level-the-creaking-creaking-creak-level-gif-17279267063574523224

[reef sundial]

!rep @latent jackal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!

[forest field]

JESUS CHRIST, WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SUBWAY SURFERS!? (Ignore the fourth video)

[mild panther]

https://tenor.com/view/charborg-char-borg-jolly-holly-gif-789803654259672264

[forest field]

gif so fire i had to embed it https://tenor.com/6vtko5UOGi.gif

[frozen violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1359093360916168795/1447366953152024606/Screenshot_20251204-211229_Google2.webp?ex=6938ae84&is=69375d04&hm=d19be27e77fb14ebf95537533b5a9ca51658e55a14d8b835b635b6839d81144c&=&format=webp

[forest field]

@charborg ayo you're trending on the sl discord bro

[slender inlet]

he is filled with jollyness

[solar glacier]

“Is Bruce Wayne Superman”

[forest field]

it's not a bad theory tbh

[daring sphinx]

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Hello chat

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[green nova]

hi

[frank raven]

yo does anyone know why my game keeps freezing when i join a server

when i uninstall it and redownload it it goes back to normal but its tiring

[sudden meadow]

Try verifying game files next time instead
Will be much quicker

[frank raven]

I did it didn’t work

[sudden meadow]

Happens to the best of us

My game crashed 3 times before I could join a server like 4 days ago

[torn wyvern]

Hi Bran

I tried suicide bombing a 106 on your server but got beat to death because he had a jailbird :)

[warped wing]

always expect something not in your favour

[torn wyvern]

It was kinda funny so I'm not complaining

[slender inlet]

hey man suicide is not cool. don't do that it could kill you

[torn wyvern]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GqVKN71bAAIVpmu.gif

[warped wing]

facility guard
full server
finds micro and warhead all alone

dies to the fucking dog

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1377114860592173076/mashallah.gif

[upper raven]

Why the fuck

Im getting allied speech from ww2 on my radio

[languid radish]

Its lagging

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[upper raven]

doesnt say that for me

[orchid kraken]

@silent wasp guess how i killed him

literally pistol when he killed both of my friends

[tough tapir]

And you take the moon

[upper raven]

@orchid kraken

[upper raven]

fixed the posture on the ntf with gun

is it better with depth of field or without it

(he gonna say rim light is missing)

[gaunt talon]

Must add rimlights

[upper raven]

I don't trust an non artist person

[serene coyote]

Dbdjsosjchdjs

📐

[serene coyote]

He is saying true

[gaunt talon]

I'm a artist

[serene coyote]

And ur light a little flat

[serene coyote]

SupFardo is peak artist

And he know it

[serene coyote]

Oh its ur?

I thought what its a Grongo's art

Dude...

[gaunt talon]

Grongo isn't that good

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-tired-gif-7435364600068725269

[serene coyote]

Its so fucking epic

Metalpipe u dont want to wrtite this

[silent wasp]

I accidentally killed a guy with Altyn and full 6 level armor In the head using mosin while flashed

[silent wasp]

I guess bro was angry

[left holly]

https://tenor.com/view/свинорыбка-свинья-рыба-свинья-под-водой-рыба-свинья-gif-6355440148396438923

[serene coyote]

Pig fish

[orchid kraken]

found glock with extra mag

then this random gun

[silent wasp]

Also I magdumped reshala using glock with a switch

[gaunt talon]

Escaping the tarkov

[silent wasp]

This is amerika buddy

[orchid kraken]

escape from site02

[orchid kraken]

glock is austrian

[silent wasp]

Escaping it

[silent wasp]

Guess who uses glock with a switch?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-stare-boring-gif-16992557675434731222

[gaunt talon]

Me

[silent wasp]

He ain’t surviving 50 9x19mm RIPs in torso

[orchid kraken]

i dont understand

are svacs friendly to scavs?

because once i see mf i start blasting and while playing as svac they keep yelling "friendly fire"

[gaunt talon]

Could be bait

[orchid kraken]

i know but like

if you kill scavs as scav, you lose some reputation from dude who sells shit

[languid radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043776120203517975/1099409403947524096/1753FA07-0631-4B1D-A482-67D5D1E91E5B.gif

[gaunt talon]

Yes, AI Scavs in Escape From Tarkov are generally friendly to Player Scavs (you) as long as you don't shoot them

It says it also depends on the reputation with them

[orchid kraken]

@silent wasp yeah no bro will try to have me dead

[silent wasp]

Oh that’s how you killed killa

[upper raven]

Blud ghosted me 💔

[gaunt talon]

Escaping from tarkov is more important

[silent wasp]

Did you just shoot everything while playing scav?

[upper raven]

Tarkov from escape

[orchid kraken]

yes

[orchid kraken]

what was it

i needed the loot

[upper raven]

Scroll up

[serene coyote]

Escape from escape hi orange escape from ahhh bye

[orchid kraken]

try making the right ntfs shoulder more relaxed

[gaunt talon]

Add blunts for more relax

[upper raven]

Atleast its not rim light

[orchid kraken]

https://tarkov.dev/map/ground-zero?lng=ru this map helps a lot

also

@silent wasp how tf

do i escape through tartowers

ive been constantly there and i cant extract

[gaunt talon]

Sorry you're not escaping my tarkov

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[hallow belfry]

i think he likes the Cassie song

which is that one

that sounds cool man

is that in the same article as the strider

[hallow belfry]

What

What........????

You know man

Too much info

What the fuck even is the three moons what are you talking about

[upper raven]

He is paranoid

Mods tie him up and put him in rubber room

[hallow belfry]

I thought you were just schizoposting why did you bring this up how did this become the topic

[upper raven]

Its an troll account

Can't u see

Same date made and same date joined

[hallow belfry]

I expected more from this

[orchid kraken]

just the moment we thought it was over lmao

[simple abyss]

who ping, when, why

I can't find it

[maiden sparrow]

here

[rancid dome]

Hi Miller :3

[simple abyss]

Ah thanks

[simple abyss]

Hola

[rancid dome]

hyd miller

just notice ya on leave

[simple abyss]

i am

[orchid kraken]

ankles broken

[simple abyss]

I am going insane because of my calc exam tmrw

[rancid dome]

😭

not calc

[simple abyss]

I will likely fail along with the class

so I'll have to retake it next semester

or worst case next September

[maiden sparrow]

A second too late would result in pancake

[rancid dome]

oh helll nawhh

[simple abyss]

I have to sadly, it's a perquisite for mathematics for engineers 2

[rancid dome]

I'm still curious wth is mathematics for engineers

mechanicals?

[simple abyss]

it's linear mathematics

Basically

so far we learned, complex numbers, vectors, functions, numerical calculations ect

(obviously each topic has more subtopics but those are the main ones iirc)

[simple abyss]

mb it's linear algebra

[rancid dome]

icic

I was thinking what that is until google suggested linear alge

[simple abyss]

I think I will pass that class

[rancid dome]

linear algebra is not that hard

at least it wasnt so hard in HS

[simple abyss]

It's not

I just have to remember a lot of matlab code

[orchid kraken]

what did bro expect

[tough tapir]

Linear algae

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-eating-nom-nomming-sharing-is-caring-gif-736627805758419739

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-i-cant-help-it-it-so-beautiful-gif-5601019140548518072

[gentle coyote]

Hii

[orchid kraken]

felt like a movie being only last 3 chaos against 10+ntf

[cinder sapphire]

@rancid dome calc is fun. I have no idea what you are talking about. If it was trig, I would agree.

[rancid dome]

People have their preferences

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1389320776079118357/attachment-7-1.gif

[cinder sapphire]

trig is mostly remembering a lot

you can basically do all of calc and not remember that much

only certain rules

[crimson salmon]

I love calc

It's so easy

[cinder sapphire]

the only time calc becomes hard is when you put trig into it

which is more of a problem with trig

[crimson salmon]

I mean

It's not that bad

[true sky]

goo goo calc

[crimson salmon]

Just skill issue

[true sky]

who is this goo goo babies

[gaunt talon]

Me

[crimson salmon]

That's THE goo goo babies

[cinder sapphire]

nah trig is awful. Trig is only memorizing thing. And outside of college, most people wont remember that in time. There is no point in half of the time. There is a reason why linear algebra is a lot more easy or any of the "harder" maths.

[crimson salmon]

Super freak herself

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1447333014546809143/togif.gif

[crimson salmon]

I just simply like math in general 😭
Be it trig or not, I enjoy it. (As long as I can understand it...)
Plus I am good at memorising

[cinder sapphire]

trig should be taught better. But it isnt. Most of the time it is only memorization-based. That is why I hate trig. Because it makes all the other classes harder. As a result. And this is coming from someone that got a minor in math/ physics.

[crimson salmon]

Mmm maybe I feel the way I do because I have a REALLY good teacher

[left holly]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-under-blanket-pig-eats-свинья-свинья-под-одеялом-gif-6604359891174681256

[crimson salmon]

I was lost at the start, but then she made it so much easier to understand

[cinder sapphire]

ya that would do it.

[crimson salmon]

I only had good math teachers

Maybe that's why I enjoy it

[cinder sapphire]

even if I had a better teacher, I think I would still hate trig tho.

same was true for inorganic chemistry ( iffy on organic chemistry/ even if I love biochemistry)

[crimson salmon]

I stopped doing chemistry before organic

I did not want to study organic

[cinder sapphire]

organic chemistry is honestly not that bad. The memoriazation is kinda annoying but there are certain things in that are interesting. I am thankful my organic chemistry teacher (both times) gave us cheat sheets. Which makes sense because you dont remember half of that shit anyways in the work force or higher education anyways.

half of the time I have to refresh myself on old things

which is also why I say memorizing for anything is pointless when in turn you just going to look that up anyways in the future (as long as you heard it the first time/ etc....)

[crimson salmon]

I don't think I want to dedicate my life to chemistry, so I had no real reason to keep going with it anyways

I simply enjoyed it, that's why I kept doing it for a while

[simple abyss]

I see why Auro likes stabbing you

[cinder sapphire]

you dont.... I am more talking about someone that does biochemistry if that makes sense

[crimson salmon]

Aaah

[cinder sapphire]

my point is that almost 9/10 times trig is only about memorization. Unit circle. Have to remember that. Trig identities. Same thing. Compared to calc which is honestly easy compared to that. Then ya. Trig is taught awful. If almost all of your class is memorization (that most people wont remember anyways). What is the point of it. Worse part is that trig builds on other math classes. It spreads. And then you have to remember things in those more because of it.

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-msc-skill-issue-gif-1087958522899604600

[boreal kernel]

AI

[cinder sapphire]

you do know that I got my minors in math right

L

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884

[cinder sapphire]

also that is funny coming from you clanker

haha

[hearty stirrup]

math sucks

[autumn glen]

what a baddie

oh my gah

i love 939

🤤🤤

[cinder sapphire]

I only had one more math class to take to get it because of physics/ biochemistry so I just decide to do it

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I am glad I did it. Number theory was nice

[meager slate]

@autumn glen Please refrain from talking about 939 in such a way.

[autumn glen]

alright..

[languid radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043776120203517975/1099409403947524096/1753FA07-0631-4B1D-A482-67D5D1E91E5B.gif

The hell wrong with u

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433865826108444722/1440963221317095526/image0.gif

[autumn glen]

bro you gotta understand me

i wont say anything bad

but just

if u wanna see then

play scp cb

go to basement

go behind the dawg

youll see the vision

[languid radish]

Oh hell nah

[autumn glen]

i just find 939 cute too

[languid radish]

Wierdo what the fuck

[autumn glen]

the cute mouth

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1377114860592173076/mashallah.gif

[autumn glen]

bro hes an oversized puppy😭

not even scary

[wraith birch]

heartbreaking story

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 47 minutes, 9 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[unreal ivy]

That's not what he said

[orchid kraken]

Thats what he said

[hearty night]

[orchid kraken]

Chuf

[unreal ivy]

Nuh uh

[orchid kraken]

Revoking your artist role

[hearty night]

[orchid kraken]

I guess bro

[unreal ivy]

Ok

Just don't remove SCP 1507 role please

I beg you

[gentle coyote]

so cute

[lilac frost]

SCP-4666 when 🔥

[visual acorn]

recurring and reoccurring

Are different words

😶

[eternal coyote]

😔

[glacial belfry]

I love getting lunged at and bit by this red slim long monster

[granite bluff]

wa sans

[hearty stirrup]

@tame hollow

[true sky]

@silent wasp is arc worth it

[silent wasp]

@crystal anvil is arc worth it

[true sky]

@silent wasp is arc worth it

[crystal anvil]

@silent wasp is arc worth it

[true sky]

@crystal anvil is arc worth it

[crystal anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1447899613381132424/mercy.mp4?ex=69394d18&is=6937fb98&hm=9e8549fa1e2bcd3b34fc8fd486ba18aee73dee4e80d2344c8c2e04524917a778&

[autumn glen]

YES EXACTLY

[silent wasp]

Hop on arc in 3 minutes

[true sky]

hop on bird game 3

[autumn glen]

elite ref

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436410093250805814/1445549415992660068/attachment.gif

[silent wasp]

I main shoebill

[autumn glen]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-blink-gay-men-trap-gif-8514447830464686723

[true sky]

WindopSBS (SuckBallsSuperiorly)

[autumn glen]

..

my gifs arent giffing?..

[true sky]

this noob helps players

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-gun-edgy-gif-18213115

[true sky]

what is unc doin brh

[silent wasp]

no boy, you are gonna go to stella montis

[true sky]

allat for valvran

[languid radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043776120203517975/1099409403947524096/1753FA07-0631-4B1D-A482-67D5D1E91E5B.gif

[true sky]

and at the end it will suck

So is arc worth it

i got money to spend

[crystal anvil]

yes

[true sky]

deluxe or standard

[crystal anvil]

one day I'll be on my deathbed and the moment before I die I will call you every racial slur my dementia filled brain will come up with

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[true sky]

why so racist!!!!!!!!!

[crystal anvil]

if you want cosmetics and a cool cowboy skin get a deluxe

[true sky]

you got delx?

[serene coyote]

so jolly

[true sky]

dr jolly

[serene coyote]

jollyspit

[true sky]

jollybitch

[serene coyote]

i like this font

[true sky]

jollybitch

[true sky]

unc is farmn

[true sky]

so its worth get to get delx

[true sky]

uncle

[crystal anvil]

I upgraded recernylu

[true sky]

recernylu

me too bro me too

[serene coyote]

recernylu

[crystal anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-wtf-ahaha-lol-crazy-gif-10073657

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-jumpscare-stalin-сталин-кухня-kitchen-gif-16054549844909464135

[true sky]

30 FPS HD QUALITY GIF?

no way

https://tenor.com/view/indifference-bykov-intenry-lunch-food-gif-11892346

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bykov-interny-serial-hahaha-laughter-gif-10073462

[true sky]

tuff in russia i guess

[true sky]

well guess i'm buying arc raider and becoming a fat looser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDAfvNO7g4

[serene coyote]

he has a golden luger

[true sky]

unc on his final level of gun game

ww2

[tough tapir]

Goo goo babies

[pearl shard]

Extraction shooter 😴

[pearl shard]

That's a Mauser

[upper raven]

Mid games

[serene coyote]

thx

but it's still gold

https://tenor.com/view/ohne-pixel-cs-go-katowice2014-ohne-counter-strike-gif-27001704

[pearl shard]

Yeah I only play good games, like cruelty squad and changed

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1353146989956567240/rapidsave.com_d2go6fptrope1.gif

[languid radish]

balls

[rocky adder]

[upper raven]

Yea...

[upper raven]

Why was he wearing EOD suit

[pearl shard]

It's a Bulldozer

[languid radish]

How can a radio wander thats crazy

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/vaca-leite-nariz-aabb-gif-18486812

[rocky adder]

It’s a radio for those who wander

[languid radish]

Holy shit

[rocky adder]

https://youtu.be/hboXKCyV_AU?si=d_XM6vRWUBMEutov

[loud geyser]

cannibalism

[valid silo]

@true sky

[true sky]

unc is not ptsd veteran

[valid silo]

I am a ptsd vetern

I just watched bro explode

[true sky]

i guess bro

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-let-loose-bombing-run-bombardeo-comandante-commander-gif-25764239

[vale vault]

accepting death

[true sky]

me when explosion.gif

[frigid dirge]

Can someone tell me why I got banned from SCP SL? I downloaded the game today, and I got an error 300 times: An unallowed system service is running on the system. After that, I decided to restart my computer, log in to Steam, and I got a VAC ban.

I couldn't even log in to the game, and I've already been banned. Is this normal for this game?

[gilded timber]

VAC Bans are issued by Steam and can't be removed by us.
You can read about those here: https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/571A-97DA-70E9-FF74

If you feel your publisher ban was issued incorrectly you can appeal via:
https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

[lime bay]

yra interni

[west flame]

Too true

[ionic dragon]

Hell Let Loose in the little 25

[valid silo]

BOIIIII

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HLL

🗿

[west flame]

ts tuff

[ionic dragon]

It sucks

[valid silo]

Blud diddly

[loud thunder]

whens da christmas update

[tough tapir]

rn

[loud thunder]

For what must you lie

[tough tapir]

for monies

[loud thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/lilbaby-gif-25667559

[low pond]

@fervent marten Hello

[fervent marten]

Why do you have a hobby of pinging gay people

[autumn glen]

i luv gay

[fervent marten]

Same

[low pond]

i love you

[low pond]

@crisp holly

[fervent marten]

[autumn glen]

ty

i am bi so

i love gay

gay is good

wagging my tail

[loud thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/lilbaby-gif-25667559

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[prisma pendant]

why does the micro sometimes deal way less damage than usual?

[loud thunder]

Being a patron supporter doubles its damage

So you have to pay

Youre welcome

[gilded timber]

There's 2 modes, make sure you're using the right one

[prisma pendant]

what modes

?

[loud thunder]

left lcick right click

[prisma pendant]

i never used the left click one before

am i doing that right

[loud thunder]

yes

[prisma pendant]

how come its still weak sometimes

[loud thunder]

you have to type "quit smoking" in the console

it will DOUBLE your damage!

since you quit smoking

[gilded timber]

There's a left click "quick fire", and a right click "charge fire".
The latter does a lot more damage
If you hold the charge fire for too long without actually firing it can also enter a 3rd kinda damaged state, but that's usually pretty rare

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Micro_H.I.D

[warped wing]

left click one does half the damage but uses half the charge (exactly just 50% less damage for 50% less charge)
uses less for charging up though

[obtuse pewter]

Faut faire un salon général FR (Français) svpppppp

[loud thunder]

non

[gilded timber]

!langfr

[loud thunder]

il nya pas assez de francais dans ce jexu

jeux

[gilded timber]

Oh yeah cassie's offline

Whoopsies

[obtuse pewter]

Si

[loud thunder]

Na

[obtuse pewter]

Si si faut juste jouez au jeux dans des serv fr

[gilded timber]

https://discord.gg/TSGV4Dq27u

[loud thunder]

englais c'est mieux

les serveurs englais

[gilded timber]

Please keep discussion here to English, ty!

[obtuse pewter]

Ah bah je viens d'apprendre que j’suis ban j’etais même pas au courant...

[loud thunder]

I was just telling this gentleman that english servers are a lot more entertaining

[warped wing]

isn't there that command that gives a link to a french server

[warped wing]

oh you tried

[loud thunder]

💔

[gilded timber]

Sadly the bot is offline right now while it gets migrated

[loud thunder]

is that why i cant grab my badge

💔

[gilded timber]

Could be

[sand olive]

good lord im back from the arc server it is HELL BACK THERE

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @rancid dome

rip

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rancid dome]

bot so ded

!rep

[loud thunder]

when will bot be back up

[rancid dome]

When it's back up

🔥

[past dune]

Cassie dead

Old age

[cinder sapphire]

I blame alex

[rancid dome]

who pulled his plug

must be Alex

[past dune]

Mb i slipped on the cable

[cinder sapphire]

it is def alex and lucid fault

ya

[past dune]

I blame Lucid

[loud thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[past dune]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[rancid dome]

huh

[loud thunder]

is it back