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full mountain
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Is Official server empty

light fox
full mountain
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Make sense

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Is king playgrounds full

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Or empty

light fox
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idk what that is lmao i js got the game lol

full mountain
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Scroll through official servers ClassDClueless

midnight swift
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try restarting

midnight swift
light fox
light fox
midnight swift
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have fun

upper raven
full mountain
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Fucksy SteamHappy

somber raptor
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When you can't even say my name

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Are the memories gone? Are you feeling numb?

full mountain
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Foxy

tough tapir
somber raptor
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I've been in this server for more than 2 years but I can say honestly... it didn't feel like two years

somber raptor
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Holy I just found the funniest fucking operator banter ever, in dual front:

  • Doc: "I sympathize with you, Thatcher. If I had to eat english food I'd also turn to fishing"
  • Thatcher: "Well, if I lived in France I'd also have an unquenchable fucking death wish"
gaunt talon
somber raptor
somber raptor
gaunt talon
somber raptor
# gaunt talon Never heard that one because I played dual front only 3 times

other really fucking funny voice lines are the ones involving Ace, for example:
Deimos & Ace:

  • Deimos: "You. Your very existence annoys me."
  • Ace: "What did I do?"
    Ace & Deimos:
  • Ace: "Ha! The mighty Deimos. Brought to his knees."
  • Deimos: "Boy. Not one more word out of your yapping trap."
    Ace & Thatcher:
  • Ace: "Thatcher, I figured you brits wo-"
  • Thatcher: "Lad, there are not enough words in the Queen's English for me to convey how desperately I want you to stop using them.
gaunt talon
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No one plays thunderbird so I never heard any

tough tapir
midnight swift
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ig

full mountain
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Cars

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Or Umamusume

crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies

tough tapir
crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies ClassDBlobHappy

tough tapir
orchid kraken
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@crimson salmon

crimson salmon
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I'm gonna say goo goo babies till I get perms for images T.T

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Then send goo goo babies images

sharp olive
upper raven
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hi im new here, how do i join the servers? i saw the game on streams

orchid kraken
# upper raven hi im new here, how do i join the servers? i saw the game on streams

SCP SL is a game developed by Northwood, it is extremely difficult
Considering you have to wrangle your teammate, sabotage your teammage, steal the correct shit

Then there's extra shit like granades, keycards, armor and whatever the fuck not?

Its not a game for everyone, you have to be really good with your keybinds, there is a story that someone was so good with their binds, they became the Isaacs binding

This game will bring you so many FUN experiences, like playing the game with "Scooby Jew" as he continuesly asks for ammo and refuses to do ANYTHING ELSE, as we loose 4 mtf to zombie, this game is fun

On your journey to understand the game mechanics and its lore, you will encounter, smurfs, toxicity, non bilingual russians, mute peoplex people that will make you realize that SCP SL causes metaphysical dumbness or atleast will consider it being tru

tidal wing
crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies

somber raptor
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The proverbs on Italian Trevigiane card Aces carry so much aura

somber raptor
# somber raptor The proverbs on Italian Trevigiane card Aces carry so much aura

on the Ace of Coins you have "Non val saper a chi ha fortuna contra", meaning "Knowledge is of no use to those whom fortune opposes"
on the Ace of Swords you have "Non ti fidar di me se il cuor ti manca", meaning "Trust me not if your heart fails you"
on the Ace of Clubs you have "Se ti perdi tuo danno", meaning "If you get lost, it's your own loss"
on the Ace of Cups you have "Per un punto Martin perse la cappa", meaning "For one point, Martin lost his head"

pure python
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what is uncle talking about

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guy talking to brick wall gif

crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies.

long pawn
midnight swift
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Who tf wants to be a zombie

long pawn
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the answer to that is humans

supple totem
long pawn
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some tho

supple totem
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or Adderall

midnight swift
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Btw hiii how you doint

long pawn
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I feel like this is a matter we should dispute in a vc

supple totem
midnight swift
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Lol

supple totem
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damn

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I hope you have a good day

long pawn
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Proof I cant socialize:

midnight swift
upper raven
midnight swift
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Parkour

upper raven
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Lame ass entity

midnight swift
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And then slip

upper raven
midnight swift
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If the admin say anything go and say

upper raven
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And fake scream

midnight swift
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I can always hear this gif

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Idk why

supple totem
supple totem
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gym time gang 💪

midnight swift
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Always stuck in your pockets

supple totem
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yuhhh

midnight swift
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My time is just going to uni lol

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90% of my day

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Sleeping and showering

somber raptor
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Just realized JavaScript breaks two fundamental mathematical properties troll

upper raven
flint ice
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a

midnight swift
upper raven
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Nuh

midnight swift
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I mean i have good genes and pretty much always skinny asf

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So

upper raven
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Measured a year ago

valid elbow
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Keep Tryharding learn the meta

supple totem
midnight swift
tough tapir
midnight swift
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Snap back

upper raven
midnight swift
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You give me a sandwich im good for the entire day

midnight swift
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And i walk a ton

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I do 1h 30m daily of walk all goes up and another 30 minutes in the morning

somber raptor
# midnight swift 3 + “3”

Nope that still doesn't break any fundamental properties

However
NaN == NaN is false, and that breaks reflexivity: a value is always equal to itself (a = a)

And also

'0' == 0 // true
0 == [] // true
[] == '0' //false

And that breaks transitivity: if a = b and b = c then a = c

somber raptor
midnight swift
tough tapir
midnight swift
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So they aren’t real

upper raven
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Horse...?

upper raven
midnight swift
upper raven
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Being tall is personally good if you want to be juggernaut built from muscles

true sky
midnight swift
hallow sandal
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Hi guys

midnight swift
upper raven
ornate cradle
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whens the halloween update end?

upper raven
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Im taller than my mom,dad, older brother basically everyone

midnight swift
upper raven
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I still don't know who's genes i got

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I got driffent eye colors than my parents

supple totem
supple totem
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or hit all the recessive genes

midnight swift
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But have you ever considered DNA test

supple totem
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lmfao

midnight swift
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Asf

upper raven
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I got blue, green, gray eyes

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Mixed

supple totem
midnight swift
supple totem
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that's what he's describing

upper raven
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My eye colour changes on weather too

supple totem
upper raven
supple totem
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happy early birthday

upper raven
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Thank you

midnight swift
upper raven
midnight swift
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Idk i always heard this

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So im relaying

supple totem
midnight swift
supple totem
upper raven
midnight swift
upper raven
midnight swift
upper raven
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Da horse is here

midnight swift
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Hello petah, welcome to fortnite

valid elbow
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Horsin around

upper raven
upper raven
midnight swift
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This is Not scp:sl made by Mubert Mozska

tough tapir
tough tapir
valid elbow
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Wow

valid elbow
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Kory

supple totem
ruby sedge
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wassup

upper raven
supple totem
midnight swift
supple totem
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that's why you're the smol slav

upper raven
supple totem
upper raven
crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies

upper raven
sharp olive
upper raven
supple totem
crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies.

midnight swift
gentle coyote
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At 11:30am Japan time on November 2nd, the Design Creative Center Kobe will be hosting a sales event about the SCP Foundation called New Employee Guidance: Reality. If you are visiting Japan or are interested in the SCP Foundation's manga and merchandise in Japan, be sure to come along!
(P.S. I don't know if it's translated into English. Also, sorry for the long message)

supple totem
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aight, I'm at gym, have a good day scp gang

midnight swift
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Have a nice day in the gym

upper raven
gaunt talon
true sky
autumn mantle
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when over halloween event?

tiny tinsel
polar spade
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Dallas is 54 years old?

tiny tinsel
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I think he was on his forties during pd2

polar spade
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And the guy's still in PD3

ancient vine
simple abyss
wispy raven
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Why would Halloween event end during Halloween

lavish hamlet
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It ends whenever I pull a evil candy.

crimson salmon
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goo goo babies.

polar spade
odd ember
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Ngl i think the heavy containment zone would be scarier if it didnt have the halloween decorations

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The decorations make it brighter

polar spade
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I mean a bunch of pumpkins lying around in a high security research shadow facility?

sharp olive
hidden merlin
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cheese

patent bear
hidden merlin
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holy moly

strange leaf
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ugh, this guy thinks everything is about him

hidden merlin
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BeeseChurger

patent bear
hidden merlin
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why is y'all's purple french

strange leaf
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it’s a good color

hidden merlin
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but it's french..

patent bear
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it's my favorite color

gaunt talon
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What does churger mean

patent bear
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up to viewer interpretation

strange leaf
proven hawk
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anyone else lagging horribly and getting kicked and the game closing randomly?

sharp shale
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Hi guys

simple abyss
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The Short

sharp shale
tame hollow
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!rep @unkempt tree

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slender crow
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Wsp

sand olive
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!rep @tame hollow

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delicate fjord
winter dirge
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hi

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how to play

valid elbow
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M1 m2

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Shift

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Space

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And R

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Finally E

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Have fun

winter dirge
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tanks

dry plank
# winter dirge tanks

While playing scp if you hit one of the f number buttons it'll tell you what your abilities do and what button they are I think it's f3 or f1

boreal tusk
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is voicechat bug works for me only or is it global??

dry plank
boreal tusk
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is voicechat bug works for me only or is it global??

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i cant hear some people on radio and when they are nearby for some reason

unborn nova
somber raptor
upper raven
upper raven
midnight swift
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hiii

midnight swift
hollow salmon
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What key do y’all have your secondary set to? (Out of curiosity) mine is X

tough tapir
inner walrus
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Holy shit

gentle coyote
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H.hiii

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super tired

midnight swift
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hiiii

sharp olive
full mountain
sharp olive
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Hiii chat

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Hows it scping today

rocky adder
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Decent

hollow salmon
rocky adder
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Okay so technically it’s 2

hollow salmon
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Like eg. I press 1 to pull out my primary, then X to pull out my secondary

rocky adder
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but i use MB5 for my primary

chilly cedar
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i dont have any offisial servers what i do

rocky adder
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and i usually put my quickdraw weapons (like pistols) in that slot

hollow salmon
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In sl?

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My card is set to 2

rocky adder
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my card is left control

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inventory is e

hollow salmon
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Huh

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What’s ur interact?

rocky adder
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interact is MB4

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that way i can move, look, and interact all at the same time

hollow salmon
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Why do you have so many mouse buttons

rocky adder
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i only have 2 extras

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i just make use of them

charred root
rocky adder
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by default

hollow salmon
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I do need to change my inventory key, as currently it’s the default (tab) only issue is the steam menu or smth is shift+tab so every time I try to open my inventory while running it opens a menu I can’t close unless I stop running and repress shift+tab,

rocky adder
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personally though it’s too restrictive

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that’s why i set mine to e

hollow salmon
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Fair

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What server u use?

next cloak
charred root
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my steam menu is shift+home

rocky adder
hollow salmon
rocky adder
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i get a reserved slot and prefer unmodded so

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might look for another server before long though

hollow salmon
unkempt tree
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!rep @tame hollow

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rocky adder
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if Lurk is still alive they were alright

hollow salmon
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Chaos theory is funny if you understand what’s happening,

rocky adder
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oh for sure

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i play CT every now and again

hollow salmon
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Only thing is

charred root
hollow salmon
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You never understand what’s happening

charred root
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i just noticed

rocky adder
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do you understand what’s happening in your line of sight

hollow salmon
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No

rocky adder
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can you pretend that you do

hollow salmon
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Bro I can’t even play rn, my PC being fixed so while I wait I’m stuck with the Roblox ripoffs,

rocky adder
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play the tower that’s a good one

hollow salmon
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I’ve been playing project SCP

hollow salmon
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They have a really cool 457, and to be fair Project SCP is what introduced me to SL so it works out really well, it’s just that mobile is laggy and hard to use.

rocky adder
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admittedly roblox is what got me into SCP all those years ago

full mountain
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Markiplier got me into scp SteamHappy

hollow salmon
midnight swift
round egret
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i think an old ex friend got me into scp

midnight swift
sharp olive
hollow salmon
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I really wished they added 457 here tho, or at least made Larry more fun/interesting,

rocky adder
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there’s a few places that two of my favorite things ever cross over

midnight swift
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You know what this means???

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lol

rocky adder
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and markiplier is one of them

midnight swift
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its funny for me

rocky adder
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or at least he’s responsible for one

sharp olive
midnight swift
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but you probably don't get it

midnight swift
sharp olive
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Lifes good down here

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I think thats the translation

rocky adder
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i got that bullshit trivia READY

midnight swift
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oh...

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i wasn't thinking about the translation

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never mind

sharp olive
full mountain
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Markiplier had sl downloaded

full mountain
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When will he stream it

hollow salmon
rocky adder
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i should go back and catch up on twokinds

hollow salmon
midnight swift
hollow salmon
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I doubt he will,

sharp olive
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SONEONE FINALLY SAYS IT

tough tapir
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Oh yeah, markiplier in SL when

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Someone remind him

sharp olive
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Phoenix typing out the damn bible

hollow salmon
# sharp olive SONEONE FINALLY SAYS IT

I feel like he should be buffed like really heavily(like Hume shield buff + some kind of ability,) but to balance it out re-add the femur breaker system with some rebalancing.

The abilities I thought of were:
A: allow Larry to place traps that are temporary (like 50 seconds, but when stepped in they drag the victim into his dimension)
B: allow him to place traps that are less permanent (3 minutes or smth) that he can teleport to from any where in that zone, and will also act as basically motion sensors, telling him when someone passes that room

ALSO YES IK IM TAKING FOREVER TYPING

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One or the other

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Both would be too OP

sharp olive
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Also more bullet res

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All scps have a Way to deal with guns other then Larry basically

rocky adder
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Hello folks nows a wonderful time to remind to you participate in the feedback surveys when they drop :)

hollow salmon
# sharp olive Also more bullet res

That would be the point of extra Hume shield, make him both a bullet shield, and a strategy role,

Since he would be Slow and medium health which would make him not very good at head to head combat,
But then would have access to the traps I mentioned giving him a much more strategical role, and have large Hume shield to act as a bullet shield, so as much as he won’t be capable of chasing people(or groups of people) around as he is slower than them, he can manage to live through encounters,

hollow salmon
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I would love a suggestion channel to post stuff like this, how come they don’t have one @sharp olive ?

rocky adder
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that’s something for the Patrons, feel free to use the Steam forums though!

hollow salmon
rocky adder
unkempt tree
hollow salmon
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I could try make art of 106 then write the suggestion on the same image and put it in art showcase and hope it gets traction.

charred root
unkempt tree
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That's Noodles ^

rocky adder
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hello Noodles

hollow salmon
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Also is Lars Laboratory any good? It’s one of the servers I’m looking into,

rancid dome
charred root
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Halo noemi

rancid dome
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hallo

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:)

rocky adder
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Hello noemi

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!rep @rancid dome

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charred root
rancid dome
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ty <3

rocky adder
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ignoring this wheel this time i cant be bothered

hollow salmon
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So when we getting that update to the 049 and 173 area?

tiny tinsel
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These fuckass Northwoods not even saying hello to the new member

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Im insanely dissapointed bro

rocky adder
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man

tiny tinsel
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Lazy

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Lazy bum

rocky adder
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i remember that when it was in full swing

tiny tinsel
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Its on a sticker

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It is not that hard

tiny tinsel
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✌️

rocky adder
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damn dude okay shit i just said man i wasn’t even talking about that lmao???

tiny tinsel
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hey dude man i cant do anything

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Hey dude man

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Im a dude man

rancid dome
tiny tinsel
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Just maybe

rocky adder
charred root
tiny tinsel
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||man||

hollow salmon
charred root
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wise choice

rocky adder
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^

tame hollow
tame hollow
sand olive
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You loved thy neighbor, I love mine

rocky adder
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hello joe

tame hollow
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Hi cassette

charred root
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Forg hi

sand olive
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platonically of course

tame hollow
charred root
hollow salmon
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I probably ain’t getting my PC back till like Friday tho,

It’s so weird
My WiFi is super good,
Anything I put in my room works fine on the WiFi, but then my PC runs at 1/5th of my WiFis average speed,

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What is wrong with my PC bro…

charred root
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Have you done speed test?

visual acorn
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always use lan bois and girls

rocky adder
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okay this may be a dumb question but

tiny tinsel
hollow salmon
rocky adder
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do you have wifi antennas for your pc

hollow salmon
charred root
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Similar enough to a network cable

hollow salmon
hollow salmon
visual acorn
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always use lan its superior

rocky adder
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rip then dude good luck

upper raven
hollow salmon
charred root
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Now i use network cable rarely

hollow salmon
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My family tho, is constantly on about it being a virus, even tho I go on probably like 1 new website every 2-3 months, and most the time it’s an official companies website, so I doubt I’m getting a virus, especially with windows 11 not noticing anything off,

rocky adder
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if you’re just doing normal shit and not opening any weird files or links windows defender should be enough

charred root
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Maybe not enough

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for dev

rocky adder
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yeah true

visual acorn
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the good old times when you could get a virus by opening a website

past dune
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Hi Chat!

rocky adder
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hello alex

charred root
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Alex show time

icy flume
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Good afternoon

crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies.

crimson salmon
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Goo goo babies MonkaS

slender inlet
visual acorn
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and signal pollution wont affect you

scenic steppe
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im retarted i need a tutorial to use the micro hid controls some1 pls 🙏

slender inlet
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left click hold it down it charges for a bit but does more damage

right click charges fast but does less damage (i also think it uses less energy)

scenic steppe
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okay yeah i get that but

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how do i hold the laser IN

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like not bust it out

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like with the old micro

void cobalt
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boy will i be glad when halloween is over and 3114 disappears

slender inlet
scenic steppe
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bvuH

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like

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charge it and hold it

void cobalt
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you click, it charges up and instantly fires

scenic steppe
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;-;

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miss the old micro atp

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i keep dying with this new shit

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im js too braindead

void cobalt
slender inlet
scenic steppe
void cobalt
scenic steppe
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then it fires the stronger beam

slender inlet
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(idk i don't use micro it's ass)

shut valley
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heyy, what are all the new candies added? and command for them

void cobalt
short shuttle
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!halloween

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damn

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when does the halloween event end

void cobalt
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cant wait for it to end

short shuttle
void cobalt
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cause 3114 is incredibly unfun to fight

short shuttle
shut valley
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but he has chance to spawn when there are above 15 players

tough tapir
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!rep

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tough tapir
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!rep @rancid dome

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short shuttle
# void cobalt easier said then done

not really... its like saying 096 is hard to fight because you cant fight him solo like dawg if theres any more than 2 people fighting then you just win

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tough tapir
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short shuttle
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!rep @tough tapir

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tough tapir
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yippee

short shuttle
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ancient looks funny

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GOC ONTOP

tough tapir
void cobalt
rancid dome
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!rep @tough tapir

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short shuttle
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i mean if you have good aim a logicer can shred 3114

void cobalt
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wouldnt really say that his main attack is the issue

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the primary issue in my opinion is the fact he can just

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delete items

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by throwing them off into the void

short shuttle
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yeah thats kinda broken but still

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if theres like more than 15 people in the server 3114 probably wont survive anywhere near the 2nd wave

void cobalt
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like do you have any idea what shitty balance that is, to just delete things like a micro? not even larry's pocket dimension can do that

short shuttle
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un modded servers are just as easy

void cobalt
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i'd still say that 3114 isnt really fun to fight

short shuttle
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yeah but hes real fun to play as

void cobalt
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i still remember last round where 3114 was the last scp alive and it took forever to kill the thing

short shuttle
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its the only scp where you can communicate to people

void cobalt
short shuttle
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to be fair anyone good enough can survive as 3114 but the average person doesnt know how to use it really effectively

short shuttle
void cobalt
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ngl most people either dont use the candies correctly or they dont even make it outside light

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3114 is just there

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being a pain

short shuttle
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shush

void cobalt
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also hes a literal skeleton why does he get a hume shield

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like if hes disguised it would kinda make sense

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but why if he isnt

short shuttle
void cobalt
short shuttle
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why do they have health points? i mean 096 is invincible(almost) in lore

deft oriole
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yeah so was 682, but he got beat to death by a stopsign

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so, not exactly the strangest thing to happen

void cobalt
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3114 just generally needs a rework imo

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like being able to delete high-value items by throwing them into the void should not be a thing

deft oriole
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3114, is actually really good if you know how to use people

void cobalt
short shuttle
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i feel like 1509 needs to be permenant

quick knot
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Any SCP can have "Hume Shield"

deft oriole
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Im not the best, but I do have acting experience. Its comes in great, everything from who and how you look at people to your tone of voice and movements can trick people

void cobalt
quick knot
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049, 173 and 939

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939s may be hard to kill but it still is possible

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Besides Hume Shield is an SL thing so we can make the rules for it

short shuttle
deft oriole
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the funny thing is yall are trying to find Logic in intentionally logical things.

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If they made sense and followed the rules of physics and such, they wouldnt be anomalies

void cobalt
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yea its not a good train of thought

meager cosmos
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literally

void cobalt
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also yeah what does hume even mean

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its not a word

quick knot
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I think the official explanation is that it is just a force generated by anomalies

willow sphinx
quick knot
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It is loosely based off the term "Hume" from the wiki

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Which is a unit of measurement

short shuttle
quick knot
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Hume on the wiki is completely different than in SL

void cobalt
willow sphinx
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Yeah hume is the measurement used to measure a reality benders influence on normalcy

tidal wing
#

chat how many of yall know pewuna

void cobalt
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literally who

deft oriole
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The binding anomalous energy produced by anomalous beings or objects that provides a form of "shielding" from standard matter and energy. Thats my interpretation

tidal wing
short shuttle
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i feel like for next halloween instead of candies all being in 330 there should be candy bowls around the map that can only be used once and give you a random candy each time, as having ALL special candies require you to go to 330 is kinda buns

meager cosmos
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similar to the tree maybe

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or at least, random clutter spawns of candy (bags)

tidal wing
void cobalt
short shuttle
meager cosmos
#

I'm doing to dump 330 on someone

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and step on all of them

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see what happens

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definitely gonna be some explosions

deft oriole
#

Next Halloween just change every scps texture to Hubert

meager cosmos
void cobalt
meager cosmos
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and they can have 1-3 random candies in them

tidal wing
#

next halloween make every scp a j*b application

deft oriole
tidal wing
short shuttle
#

there could still be a 330 room but it would be like a giant version of the trick or treat bowls

meager cosmos
#

dude

meager cosmos
#

imagine they added 330 to real life

quick knot
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Sounds horrible

void cobalt
#

pink candy:

short shuttle
quick knot
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If that bowl is dropped you are dead

patent bear
meager cosmos
#

I would try to make props of each 330-1 but the wrappings are too intricate

short shuttle
#

earth 2.0 update when?

void cobalt
meager cosmos
#

I would make my candy bowl this year look like the actual 330 but too much effort for something that looks too much like a normal object

patent bear
void cobalt
meager cosmos
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plus I don't go by the take two policy

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they have to knock on the door and say trick or treat

quick knot
#

We should make 330 more lore accurate

The person who turns on warhead is now instantly killed by 330 upon detonation for removing all the candy

meager cosmos
#

if they dont, no candy

quick knot
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Instantly

meager cosmos
#

HHHAHAH LMAO

patent bear
#

damn what a cunt

quick knot
#

It's an actual thing in the article

short shuttle
meager cosmos
#

wait does 330 hurt you the more you take?

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canonicalyl?

quick knot
#

An officer dumps the candy out for evidence and then everyone at the scene is instantly killed

short shuttle
#

i eated the brown candy

void cobalt
#

also who's idea was it to replace the P90 with the Crossvec

quick knot
short shuttle
patent bear
patent bear
quick knot
#

This is why warhead should just kill everyone as 330 gets upset

deft oriole
short shuttle
patent bear
#

do we know the range

void cobalt
short shuttle
patent bear
#

cause it states that it was only the officers at the scene that died

quick knot
#

Yeah. There isn't a set range

patent bear
#

so everyone should theoretically be fine when the nuke blows up

void cobalt
quick knot
#

At the least. The person who turned on the warhead would be killed

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I feel like the bowl is indestructible

patent bear
deft oriole
void cobalt
#

not enough info i guess

quick knot
#

The Foundation was unable to remove the note on the bowl

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So I always assumed the bowl simply cant be damaged

patent bear
#

guy who flicked the switch is definitely a, dead man of sorts

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that sucks

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my bad

void cobalt
#

why not standardize?

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the foundation isnt exactly a small entity

quick knot
#

I believe CASSIE turns on dead man's switch

short shuttle
quick knot
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So based on 330 logic

patent bear
#

but someone gave the order

deft oriole
#

Their choices of weapons in general are stupid,

short shuttle
patent bear
#

does a machine count

quick knot
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The programmer who put dead man's switch code into CASSIE would have no hands

crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies

deft oriole
quick knot
#

Since that is probably the closest there is to the guy controlling the machine

patent bear
#

wouldn't everyone responsible for it going off die too

quick knot
#

Using robot arms still cuts off the operator's arm

patent bear
#

programmer and whoever from the top gave the order

deft oriole
patent bear
#

how far does 330's logic stretch i wonder

quick knot
#

So I assume that specific programmer is counted

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Fun things to ponder about

deft oriole
#

As much as I despise Glocks, I would see the Foundation using them as their choice of Pistols

void cobalt
#

so uh back to the original question, when does the halloween event end again

patent bear
#

there's probably a decent sized chain of dead people after the bomb goes off

deft oriole
#

and using the Armalite Platform for their service rifle makes plenty sense

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and the CI's choice of weapons are even stranger

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Especially the DP-12 and MG-5

void cobalt
#

or that shitty shotgun?

deft oriole
#

not even an M249

void cobalt
#

M60 then?

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its definitely an american MG

deft oriole
#

nope

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german

void cobalt
#

oh that MG-5

deft oriole
#

Heckler and Koch

void cobalt
#

why rechamber 5.56 to 7.62 tho

quick knot
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COM-15: Ruger SR9c
COM-18: H&K P30
Crossvec: KRISS Vector SMG
FR-MG-0: H&K MG36
FSP-9: H&K MP7A1
MTF-E11-SR: Maxim Defense MDX 508

.44 Revolver: Taurus Raging Judge
AK: Custom made. No real source other than just "AK Rifles in general"
Logicer: H&K MG5
Shotgun: Standard Manufacturing DP-12

void cobalt
#

whats the point

deft oriole
#

chambered in 7.62,51 Nato

void cobalt
#

is the chaos insurgency too poor to afford russian MGs and AA-12s

patent bear
#

I think it's just their weapons of choice

deft oriole
#

AA-12 are notoriously unreliable

valid elbow
quick knot
#

They just retrofitted the Logicer to use the same chamber as the AK

void cobalt
void cobalt
#

why not just get an MG that already chambers 7.62

quick knot
#

So you dont have to carry two different 7.62 chambers

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Also so we dont have two different 7.62 rounds in game

deft oriole
#

both do exist

quick knot
#

Yeah but the Chaos are also cheap

valid elbow
#

Chambered in 7.62.34.9829.0.108

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Not an ip

deft oriole
#

so they spends millions artificially rechambering weapons?

void cobalt
quick knot
#

The OpGuide states the Logicer was 7.62x51 then they retrofitted it later to be 7.62x39

deft oriole
#

Even from a cost perspective thats stupid

void cobalt
#

starting to think northwood simply has an obsession with obscure weapons and unusual modifications

deft oriole
#

their best bet would of simply to have gotten an AKM chambered in 7.62x51

quick knot
#

So they probably had a lot of Logicers already around and when they started making custom AKs they just found it easier to retrofit their Logicers

deft oriole
#

which most AK based rifles are already chambered in

patent bear
void cobalt
#

that thing was goated

quick knot
#

AK in general is just a heavily customized firearm. Even the OpGuide states Chaos did it poorly

patent bear
#

i think the p90 looks stupid

valid elbow
#

I hope David Ferguson at the royal Armories which houses a collection of firearms yada yada looks at this game

quick knot
#

It is pretty much just a way to show the Chaos being cheap and just using whatever they get their hands on

deft oriole
quick knot
#

They bring goddamn Revolvers

deft oriole
#

hey man, I myself am an enjoyer of revolvers

patent bear
#

Revolvers got a lot of aura

void cobalt
#

revolvers in qcq?

deft oriole
#

also their Revolver of choice is hella expensive

quick knot
#

Probably stolen

patent bear
#

i also doubt chaos were getting these from any legitimate sources so i don't think price is a problem

valid elbow
#

Was gonna say I’d expect ci to steal shit lmao

quick knot
#

Luty Arms Co raid

deft oriole
#

What other Military entity has 100's of Taurus Raging Judges

quick knot
#

AK does look like stolen parts put together to make a firearm

deft oriole
#

the Old SW Model 500, "MAYBE" but not Taurus

patent bear
#

i should stop interacting with SL gun related discussions, i'm starting to get an itch to play the game

quick knot
#

Idk @deft oriole

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Doesn't stop Luty Arms Co. from making them

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Someone is buying them

deft oriole
#

What I would do to make the Revolver a Colt Python

acoustic jasper
#

hmm

deft oriole
#

my actual favorite gun IRL

patent bear
#

the one that was gone for in the rework was a great choice

deft oriole
#

The Smith and Wesson Model 500?

patent bear
#

only time i've ever seen that type of gun in a game before was bo2's executioner

quick knot
#

Taurus Raging Judge

#

Old Revolver was S&W 500/501

patent bear
#

yeah

quick knot
#

I think model wise it was 500 but used 501 chambers

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Or maybe the other way around. I dont remember

deft oriole
#

I also find it a little silly the MTF dont use shotguns

patent bear
#

weapon variety, i think the MTF using a shotgun would take away from the uniqueness of chaos' weapons

deft oriole
#

give them some M1014's/Benelli M4's

quick knot
#

Rifles seem better to use against powerful entities compared to a shotgun that needs close range

void cobalt
#

looking at you mtf

quick knot
#

They dont know much of Site-02

#

So they wouldn't really know how good a shotgun would be there

void cobalt
quick knot
#

Site-02 predates the Foundation

deft oriole
#

It just seems strange that all the people in this universe in charge of choosing weapons have the firearm logistical Knowledge of the average Californian.

patent bear
#

besides, i'd try to avoid getting close to the entities

quick knot
#

It is a very old site

patent bear
#

they're there to contain and or kill the entities if necessary, and all of them in SL are incredibly dangerous to get close to

quick knot
#

It's been deactivated and reactivated a few times

patent bear
#

i think it makes sense to keep a distance and use rifles and submachine guns

deft oriole
#

As cool as they may look and operate on paper, the second you actually bring them on you see how poorly they operate and more importantly how expensive they are. Hence why most militaries dont operates Kriss Vectors, MP7's, etc unless they are special forces.

quick knot
#

Especially if you know nothing about Site-02

#

The general explanation is the Foundation firearms (besides COM-15) that you see in game are custom made variants created by the Foundation

#

That's why Crossvec uses a different chamber

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But this is also old lore so take it with a grain of salt

patent bear
#

These are all fictionalized variants of these real life guns, designed by fictional manufacturers

deft oriole
#

Kriss Vectors irl are made in 9MM, just less so than .45

quick knot
#

Iirc x3j50 doesnt really like the concept of Foundation Gunworks

patent bear
#

cost especially can be completely redone

quick knot
#

Which yeah. Having an entire manufacturer for creating firearms is a bit silly

patent bear
quick knot
#

Especially when you put Foundation in the name

deft oriole
#

Given the event of the breach take place around 2017, why are they still even using 9.19 given the advent of Kevlar Armor

patent bear
#

it'd make more sense to use already existing firearms, instead of having something that could theoretically trace back to you better

quick knot
#

Plus the fact most firearm attachments for Foundation weaponry are indeed outsource

#

All scopes, silencers and some magazine containers are all outsourced

patent bear
#

'stead of making your own custom variants

quick knot
#

Again not including the COM-15

patent bear
deft oriole
#

the E-11's "Muzzle Booster" Attachment" IRL is actually the MDX's muzzle brake. Very affectionally named the "Hate Brake"

patent bear
#

when the game came out, 2017. Now? 2025

quick knot
#

Lunae Defence is the company the Foundation outsources to for attachments

#

This means all Foundation firearms are partially British

deft oriole
#

That suddenly explains why they are so crap

quick knot
#

But it is definitely sometime post 2017 as that is the last time Site-02 was reactivated

#

Like 4 days before 2017 ends

patent bear
quick knot
#

Granted

nocturne arch
quick knot
#

That was a thing before Narrative Design as a team was made

#

So old lore needs to be cleaned

deft oriole
#

I also saw the "Breach" in question happens sometime very soon following its reactivation and the CI's Meeting thats in the Operational Guide. And every round we play is a different way the Breach could of gone

quick knot
#

CASSIE lore has already been slightly changed where he wasn't built in 2008

#

Now being around since like, 2003 I think

#

EPAS is now canon as well

#

Simplewolf writting fan lore with EPAS back in like 2020 then joins the studio and years later makes EPAS canon

#

🔥

deft oriole
#

Also if Site-02 is meant for SCP's that have been altered why the hell is 106, 096 and 049 kept there?

crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies.

deft oriole
#

the only SCP's that have undergone like Major in Universe changes are 173 and Maybe dog?

patent bear
quick knot
#

Emergency containment

deft oriole
#

so why are ONLY those scps kept here

#

and the item scps as well

patent bear
#

cause they're what's in the game right now

quick knot
#

Probably brought to Site-02 before the GOC got to own the Foundation

#

Would be a reason for the GOC to never question about SCP-096

deft oriole
#

the GOC own the foundation now? Damn must not of been doing well if they got bought out by the freaking UN

patent bear
#

it wasn't

quick knot
#

Well all of Site-19 did fucking vanish

#

Turns out world governments arent willing to fund you anymore if that happens plus other sites get hit with raids

quick knot
#

They pretty much had no choice but to join the GOC

void cobalt
#

but against scps its pretty bad

#

well unless its a 049-2

#

and humans in general it's aight

jolly hornet
#

!rep @void cobalt

snow umbraBOT
#

You have just given @void cobalt a reputation point!

void cobalt
#

wowsers

quick knot
#

Left Click is fun to use against low HP SCPs

#

Don't have to charge it so you can get a bit more damage in

void cobalt
quick knot
#

Jailbird bypasses Hume Shield @void cobalt

void cobalt
#

we were talking about the micro

quick knot
#

Ah

#

I saw right click charge

crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies

patent bear
#

hume usually cucks most the damage out

quick knot
#

I thought they were talking about the Jailbird @patent bear

patent bear
#

oh

rancid dome
patent bear
#

thought it was the micro

quick knot
#

Yeah. They were talking about micro

#

But I saw "right click charge" and thought Jailbird

tough tapir
charred root
#

well 2 gifs stolen

#

I can sleep well tonight

rancid dome
#

2?

rancid dome
#

icic

#

time eep

#

ggs

charred root
#

gn

upper raven
#

My windows 10 pro is using 4 gb of ram on idle and LTSC is using 1.2gb of ram on idle

#

This is miracle

upper raven
chilly palm
#

,

true sky
crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies

rocky adder
#

whatre you on about

frosty kestrel
crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies.

inner walrus
sharp olive
languid radish
#

Sweet macaroni with sugar is peak

#

Damn this is some good shit

crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies

fossil wasp
#

!rep @tame hollow

snow umbraBOT
#

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long pawn
#

!rep @long pawn

snow umbraBOT
#

You can't give a rep to yourself!

long pawn
#

aww

mild panther
#

):

sand plover
somber raptor
#

Huh...

#

That's a skill issue ig

upper raven
sharp shale
#

Hi guys

crimson salmon
#

Goo goo babies.

sharp shale
sleek estuary
meager slate
#

Buh

strong dune
rocky adder
quaint holly
meager slate
obtuse grail
#

hi anyone know how to fix timeout

upper raven
obtuse grail
strong dune
obtuse grail
#

??

meager slate
next cloak
#

@past dune ch_shh

past dune
#

Niceee

next cloak
#

but now imma try with heat or sensors

#

honestly the range aint bad

past dune
#

ahhh

#

like that

#

niceee

#

good job

next cloak
#

now

#

i need to make a cicruit board/system irl

#

for my missile

past dune
#

Make it render live and some circuit board device

#

ye

next cloak
#

this gonna cost me so much to 3D prints parts

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and i need to make a "radar"