general-chat

[meager slate]

Nice

[icy flume]

the fuck

[quick knot]

Yeah I saw

[true sky]

he saw i think

did he saw?

[icy flume]

OR WHAT

[meager slate]

Lucid is bald confirmed

[icy flume]

does he know

[true sky]

join a musical group

[quick knot]

Zenlet broke it when he tried setting it up

[true sky]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[icy flume]

thats exactly what im gonna do tomorrow

[meager slate]

The scientist is modelled after Lucid

[true sky]

great great

[icy flume]

honnestly i should try soloing shit

[true sky]

and win big PRIZES

make your family RICH

become the next MOZART

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/luck-777-gif-5823073841658263814

[gilded timber]

You're so fired

[true sky]

and gamble it ALLLLL in the brazil gamble

[icy flume]

yes

that is such a fire idea acually

🤑

[meager slate]

[latent jackal]

rip

[meager slate]

It's better than Hubert banning me

[true sky]

10 fps per reddit bbraincells lost

[fringe cedar]

ok this is getting really annoying. everytime i try to join a server i get to 90% and the entire game crashes

[icy flume]

diasfj

[orchid kraken]

my first phonk was funky town lmao

[midnight swift]

Hiiiiiii

[true sky]

@valid silo

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/pyra-tea-xenoblade-chronicles2-gif-26108353

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-scientist-half-life-dance-gmod-dance-gmod-emote-gif-1401030776511100019

[valid silo]

they should rename him to "goat myers"

[true sky]

ghost myers

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-up-scary-scary-movie-scream-gif-16966640

"ghost myers"

[true sky]

micheal killer

[fringe cedar]

FINALLY IT DIDNT CRASH

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1431010399460917409/ssstik.io_apocfenneko_1761249861758.mp4?ex=68fbdbca&is=68fa8a4a&hm=2108e4e3af2b1778e0710bf5e35748a205309b58ada15a1c8aa07a7cc5fb2822&

[fringe cedar]

I have no idea what’s causing it because it’s random

[mental dew]

Wait how do I go back to the normal version of the game?

[tiny tinsel]

Go to beta

Switch to normal

Update and play

[mental dew]

Thank you

[tiny tinsel]

Dont thank me

Thank the secret update

[tranquil jolt]

frames per ||‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ||

[true sky]

PER

PER

PER WXHAZT

HAHAHA

[tranquil jolt]

‎

[true sky]

GAGAHH

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[mental dew]

also it was so cool seeing the new stuff they cooked better than gordan Ramsey

[tiny tinsel]

!langit

[snow umbra]

Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

[tiny tinsel]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[true sky]

wrap it up

[tiny tinsel]

??? Que dice

[tranquil jolt]

!langar

[snow umbra]

مرحبًا! هذا السيرفر يتحدث باللغة الإنجليزية. إذا اردت الإنضمام إلى السيرفر الذي يتحدث [باللغة العربية انقر هنا](#1063025456573591562 message).

[true sky]

Dice skibidi toilet

[tranquil jolt]

[tiny tinsel]

Oh dios mio el eskibidi toilete

[fossil wasp]

[true sky]

oh man you dead!!!

was nice to mmet you

[fossil wasp]

[tranquil jolt]

yu good nro

[fossil wasp]

vro

cro

bro

tro

[meager slate]

Graveyy

[fossil wasp]

hiii wsg

[tranquil jolt]

not good

[final crane]

[fallow kite]

Moderators

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/davey-how-you-doing-gta-5-michael-de-santa-dave-norton-gif-10129095815735422406

[fallow kite]

I will break the rules in 5

[tranquil jolt]

even goku agrees

🔥

[final crane]

[tranquil jolt]

and he hits him after

[true sky]

not funny

you are NW staaff

jokes over

NW staff ruined it

[tranquil jolt]

no hes daeg

[rugged jasper]

Guys, quick question
I dont have a PC yet
But i want to play that game so badly, so what stats i need to run the game smooth

[tiny tinsel]

3 trillion dollars

[rugged jasper]

Speechless.

[tiny tinsel]

My specs are barely able to run sl at 60fps but let me give u them, i believe its the bare minimum

1660 gtx super g.c
I3 10100F
8gb ram

[slender inlet]

not much honestly

a 1070 works fine

[rugged jasper]

Perfect.

[upper raven]

Spoilers

[slender inlet]

and yea maybe 16gb of ram if you wanted smoother game but 8gb works too

[rugged jasper]

Ill go check the prices see ya

[tranquil jolt]

its spoiled I am sorry uncle.

[open junco]

Finally the game update

[tiny tinsel]

No

Bro was excited

[open junco]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[tranquil jolt]

embed fa-

[tiny tinsel]

I said it louder

[open junco]

[tranquil jolt]

can someone translate

[open junco]

Am gonna form a plan to kill and consume you

[next cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411125242448842915/1417025060425826314/attachment.gif

[tranquil jolt]

consume?

[open junco]

Eat

Divide you into part and store it in my fridge

[tranquil jolt]

blo

[tiny tinsel]

I AM GONNA FORM A PLAN TO KILL AND CONSUME YOU

[tranquil jolt]

okay uncle no2

[open junco]

How th did you even get max level …

[tranquil wolf]

he talks

in a server called SCP: Secret Labatory

[open junco]

Oh god

For how much

[tranquil jolt]

texts*

[modern willow]

a lot

[tiny tinsel]

Hold it

[tranquil wolf]

a little too much

[tiny tinsel]

Shut up newbies gimme a sec

[modern willow]

Maybe

[upper raven]

Im not a dman uncle

[modern willow]

rude

[tranquil jolt]

unkieee

[open junco]

Bro is this the only thing you do…

[upper raven]

Is this rage bait

[tiny tinsel]

Nope

[tiny tinsel]

Nole ur too bad

Its not ragebait

[tranquil jolt]

Who is D Man

[tiny tinsel]

Diagnosis man

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-pill-hospital-dr-chase-house-gif-12906407686605985396

[upper raven]

Freaky

[tiny tinsel]

Never lupus

[tranquil jolt]

goodnight unc

[tiny tinsel]

Like come on

You're half of my name, u dont even know me, idk u, so uhh, ig idk smh

[modern willow]

baze

he says smart info

[strong dune]

Bro changed

[fallow kite]

I'm not

[true sky]

ok bbro

[fallow kite]

I was fired in 2019

[upper raven]

Bye gooner

[tiny tinsel]

bazed*

[modern willow]

small man

[modern willow]

thank you, I'm used to using it in my language

[ruby barn]

bro i cant enter in a server

0 servers in the list

[upper raven]

Blud copied my guppiere buddy

[upper raven]

Restart

[light oar]

I was bout to ask the same thing lol, replaying this game is like dusting off an old book

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1431006498330513488/togif.gif

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[nova saddle]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.

[upper geode]

in my time it's about to be 24

in a few minutes

[fossil nymph]

Anybody know the IPs to any servers on the Beta?

[jolly imp]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.

[true sky]

wrap it up

[fossil nymph]

Hm?

[true sky]

WRAP it up

[upper geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887351670642708513/1421520681807384616/speed.gif

[upper raven]

!rep @midnight swift

[snow umbra]

You have just given @midnight swift a reputation point!

[jolly imp]

are you genius?

[midnight swift]

thank you!!!!

[pseudo hull]

so guys

[upper geode]

!removerep @midnight swift

[pseudo hull]

when does light containment get some love

[fossil nymph]

What

[pseudo hull]

it hasn't been updated in forever vro

[fossil nymph]

I don't get it

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1431006335436324994/togif.gif

[inland fiber]

Is it just me, or when I join a server, everything is frozen in time?

[upper geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1236737270875295794/watermark.gif

[meager igloo]

where do i find the beta code for the new beta

[plush bolt]

3jkiag09jAF925jgaTja

[compact sierra]

is the update

exactly today

at 12 AM?

[meager igloo]

thx

[next cloak]

[plush bolt]

its 3pm est on the 24th

[golden shoal]

When will the update come out?

[rancid dome]

[silent oak]

You can't make ts up

Literally a minute later

Like why

[rancid dome]

people just spam the command yknow

[plush bolt]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.

[plush bolt]

just had to make sure

[silent oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1417445691491352576/IMG_2201.gif

[plush bolt]

sorry guys

!halloween

oh

:(

[meager slate]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[silent oak]

COMMAND FAILLL

[rancid dome]

yooooo

[plush bolt]

!wran @silent oak stupid

[snow umbra]

@plush bolt has wranned 0providence0. Reason: stupid

[silent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[meager slate]

Bald lucid

[rancid dome]

hallo

roro

[golden shoal]

and what time is it?

[meager slate]

Hi nono

[upper raven]

Short auro

[rancid dome]

ngl this made me giggle slightly

[meager slate]

!stab @upper raven

[snow umbra]

x_nole#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

Dead nole

[plush bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1430263057946247370/ezgif-328236a9c147c2.gif

[golden shoal]

What time is this? I'm just from Russia.

[meager slate]

🥹

[rancid dome]

you're saying that like Russia has 1 timezone

You'll have to look that up yourself or tell me your timezone

[plush bolt]

yes its RST obviously

DAMN

[meager slate]

!unstab @upper raven

[rancid dome]

that's what I mean lol

[snow umbra]

x_nole#0 unmuted in this server.

[upper raven]

-# mod abuse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1408019825367711745/togif.gif

[silent oak]

Why didn't the Russians tell us about the halloween release date sooner??? They're hours ahead of us???

[glacial nymph]

Get stabbed again

[meager slate]

Are you sure?

[narrow apex]

will the hallowqueen update release at midnight

[meager slate]

I'll show you mod abuse hold on

!stab @upper raven

[rancid dome]

There was no mod abuse. Nothing significant was harmed

[plush bolt]

russians live in the future 😔

[snow umbra]

x_nole#0 has been muted in this server.

[silent oak]

There aren't even any mods here bruh

[meager slate]

Right

[plush bolt]

how can there be mod abuse if no mods were abused

[next cloak]

stnaks

stinky

[meager slate]

🕵️

No mods here

[rancid dome]

WHA

[golden shoal]

Expect Emae in 13 hours Moscow time

[meager cosmos]

!shoot @meager cosmos

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-freddy-freddy-fazbear-idk-gif-11793150862606780677

[narrow apex]

what time is hallowqueen update releasing

[meager slate]

!unstab @upper raven

[silent oak]

The mods should count themselves lucky I feel gracious currently, otherwise...

[snow umbra]

x_nole#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager cosmos]

Me when I ask Freddy what he was doing chasing me (it's 6:01 AM)

[upper raven]

Took away my rights for speech for 5 minutes

[proven flicker]

update time?

[silent oak]

They just said it, vro 😭

[proven flicker]

oh my bad

[meager slate]

Sometimes it's better to stay quiet.

[silent oak]

These SLers are pushing my buttons.. 😠

[upper raven]

Sho-

[meager slate]

Woah there

We don't use that word around here..

[golden shoal]

Please write to me in Russian how long it will take for the update to come out, I'm confused....

[upper raven]

Just wait a full day

[meager cosmos]

20 hours from now

[golden shoal]

Thank you

I'll go to bed then

[upper raven]

@rancid dome can't i apply for mod rn because my birthday is on half of November its like just uh 2-3 weeks early?

I forgot November exists

[meager slate]

Gotta wait

[rancid dome]

what time even is it for est anyway, could never remember what GMT- it is

[meager cosmos]

noemi gaming

[rancid dome]

wait for it to open up

[silent oak]

Noemi, can I

[upper raven]

The apps?

[rancid dome]

can you what

[silent oak]

yeah

[rancid dome]

ye ofc

cant apply if its not open

[meager cosmos]

noemi give xp

pleae

h

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[meager slate]

Noemi give me a badge ingame please

[upper raven]

Why isn't there a notification its closed

[dim belfry]

Is 14.2 out?

[rancid dome]

right away rorochan

[meager slate]

Coming out tomorrow

[dim belfry]

What the duck is my name like that xd

[rancid dome]

It's been closed for like no joke a month now

[meager slate]

You had a symbol in front probably

[dim belfry]

Do you know what time?

[meager slate]

Approximately 20hrs from now~

[rancid dome]

Sure. I will give you -200000 xp

[meager cosmos]

why so mean

noemi more like

meani

[meager slate]

Meani

[meager cosmos]

😢

[dim belfry]

Ok

[rancid dome]

Auro you might wanna fix up their nick lol

[meager cosmos]

whhos name

[meager slate]

I like it that way tho

[rancid dome]

lol sure

[dim belfry]

Lol

[meager cosmos]

Lol

[meager igloo]

is there any servers hosted for the beta rn?

[meager slate]

Unless you want me to

[meager cosmos]

you broke the chain

[upper raven]

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dboi-dboy-d-boy-d-boi-scp-gif-17881440432061284127

[dim belfry]

I dont know who changed my name in the past but I guess il keep it

[meager slate]

It's automatic

[rancid dome]

damn

[meager slate]

It's okay

!rename 1133942955334455306 Akane

[snow umbra]

Done.

[meager slate]

There

[upper raven]

Get out

I don't like u

[dim belfry]

So, everyone get a random name when they enter?

[rancid dome]

no

you had a special character in front of your username

so it changed to that

[dim belfry]

Oh

Alright

[dim belfry]

Ok

Anyways

[silent oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328698022619775086/1426730533504680006/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_3.gif

[rancid dome]

gotta do something different for halloween yknow

[lilac frost]

Why can't flamingos be permanent put in RA

[dim belfry]

I mean, not every fish from the ocean like the same bait

[meager slate]

Cuz flamingos are pink

[lilac frost]

I miss pink birds

[dim belfry]

Becose yes

[lilac frost]

We need fun pink birds

[silent oak]

Holy fire

[meager slate]

Nop

[lilac frost]

Bring back 2023 flamingos 🗣️

[blazing oyster]

ants should be controllable and do damage

[dim belfry]

Bring back p90

[icy flume]

wdym 2023

[icy flume]

fym p90

[icy flume]

that was NEVER in the game bro...

[meager slate]

P90 🥀

[lilac frost]

Buddy doesn't know about 2023 flamingos

[dim belfry]

You are too young

[rancid dome]

newgen spotted

[icy flume]

i only now my buddy PROJECT 90

[dim belfry]

P90 , the same weapon from cs

[silent oak]

You ain't an SLer if you ain't know da PROJECT 90 😂

[dim belfry]

It was in scp sl until they updated the weapons

[rancid dome]

"ummmm ackshually, Project 90 is just the longer form of P90 🤓 ☝️ "

[dim belfry]

I dont care, i miss it

[silent oak]

The P90 would be so sick now if they updated it as well

Imagine the attachments

[dim belfry]

50 bullets with 23 dmg if I'm not wrong and no recoil

[silent oak]

P90 was the crossvec for us veterans

[dim belfry]

Wighout laser

[dim belfry]

All the chaos weapons sucks beside the lmg and revolver

[silent oak]

Shotgun is good in CQB, but otherwise sucks at a distance

AK overrated

[rancid dome]

shotgun when it first released was pretty good

could even say broken

[dim belfry]

You can use revolver in both long and short range fights

[silent oak]

Wish the grip could be removed

[silent oak]

Word, it's dangerous in the right persons hands

[icy flume]

p90 never existed in this game dawg

[upper raven]

Sleep time

[icy flume]

what would p90 be doning here

[meager igloo]

how do you join the server for 14.2 beta

i see people playing it

[dim belfry]

Wait 24 h

[rancid dome]

more sojuuuu

[next cloak]

i got 7 more bottles

[silent oak]

You need the key for it, and a server IP to join any, unless you try hosting instead

[dim belfry]

Why is there a ram figurine in a bunny suit?

[rancid dome]

why not

[next cloak]

bday gift

and why not

[dim belfry]

Ok

[sleek estuary]

direct connect

[meager igloo]

then its just the experimental right

[sleek estuary]

14.2 right now is just a early release for plugin developers

most stuff is disabled as well

update is tmrw

[meager igloo]

hm

[meager igloo]

yea

i can probs just wait

it wont kill me

[sleek estuary]

best to wait instead of seeing some new stuff and rest is disabled

[dim belfry]

What is the cooldown of the new scp item to make a spectator your team mate ?

After killing someone with it

I forgot the name

[tight quail]

20 seconds

[dim belfry]

Thanks

[rancid dome]

how badly do you wanna become a dmod anyway lol

[tight quail]

SCP 1509 i think

[rancid dome]

seems like you're quite eager for something that is slightly depressing

[dim belfry]

British knife

[silent oak]

Don't the mods here get paid as well? I saw the applications a while back

[rancid dome]

I was supposed to be PAID?

[silent oak]

Oh damn

That's crazy

[rancid dome]

oh naw man what the hell

[dim belfry]

You get paid with O2

[rancid dome]

@gilded timber you got some explaining to do bro

[dim belfry]

And experience

[next cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211481070952915044/1366045489660956672/cat_bounce_1.gif

[dim belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1099483471430303844/Screenshot_20220610-230916-237.gif

[silent oak]

I swear I saw that mods were supposed to be paid, but I might be forgetting things. I definitely would've applied if I could've

[next cloak]

nice IP grabber link

[silent oak]

EMBED FAILLL

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/best-man-holiday-black-guy-crying-black-guy-funeral-black-guy-crying-at-funeral-funeral-crying-gif-4006062888161857521

[dim belfry]

Go zac e in a pool

[rancid dome]

no you dont get paid lol

[next cloak]

damn

leauge player

[silent oak]

What's even the point then, besides experience

[dim belfry]

So you are also a league player

[next cloak]

used

[silent oak]

leauge

[rancid dome]

the people I guess

[next cloak]

beside its common sense since leauge is p popular with QWER

[rancid dome]

idk I used dmod and other positions I was in for NW for my work experience for uni application

[dim belfry]

Yes

[silent oak]

I'm relying on good grades and hopefully some scholarships to get into Uni 💔 No j*b yet

[next cloak]

Uni: "What does working at "Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation" gonna help us?"

"and "class D genocides""

[rancid dome]

woahhhhh

[tight quail]

so… the update is tmrw?

[dim belfry]

Not looking at white people faces and shoting black old man

[next cloak]

and gang up on the dog

blasting 9mm (the guards) on the dog

[dim belfry]

And nuke a facility

[next cloak]

u can kill dog so easy within 5 min tbh

with just guard

or doc

kinda funny tbh

[rancid dome]

Would never word my apps like I work at a "Secure Contain Protect Foundation" lol

[icy flume]

delayed becuase of your foolish commentary /jk

[next cloak]

"and what you u mean "Experiences in using Railgun, "Jailbird and Micro?"

[rancid dome]

I just said I worked for a game studio called "Northwood Studios", having done this and that position and what I did and learned for each position

[next cloak]

its a joke

dw

[silent oak]

I once had both my shy guy and another and doctor teammates die within 3 minutes of round start to guards 🥀

[next cloak]

5 guard i would say enough to wipe SCP team

[dim belfry]

Spawn as guard, get a scientist key card, go to heavy, get leutenet key card, go to 049 room and get grenades, nuke micro door and kill a zombie with the micro

[next cloak]

if they have the ammos they needs

and more then a braincell

combined

prob

[silent oak]

Guards used to be victims at the start of rounds...now it's the other way around 🙄 people used to fear the SCPs...now they're just an obstacle

People would run and scream, now they shoot and dodge...what happened

[icy flume]

what is bro on

[silent oak]

Twin

[icy flume]

i POOOP MY PANTS when i see an scp...

[silent oak]

[dim belfry]

Weak

[tight quail]

balance ig

[dim belfry]

Use your gun and shot him , even if you die

[silent oak]

Unbalance SL, please N*W

[cunning vortex]

And have bad aim!

[dim belfry]

I dont think you can miss that much with laser

[tight quail]

i genuinely think insta kills should be more sparingly

[cunning vortex]

True

[dim belfry]

PEANUT IS THICC

[tight quail]

Not like old times

[cunning vortex]

He’s a big boy

[icy flume]

wrpng

wrong

peanut's big boned

get yo info checked... BUCKO!

[dim belfry]

Among us bone

[amber lintel]

Generally old SCPs sucked a lot to play as back then in general

[icy flume]

i agree tbh

specially 173

i fucking hated playing as 173

zombie sucked ass but had funny t-pose

173 gameplay sucked soo fucking hard

[sullen wave]

Does anyone know what time 14.2 is released?

[icy flume]

a good side to it is that if 173 was on health he'd get faster

[icy flume]

i think it's yet to be announced

uhh unless they did idk

[gaunt talon]

Old 939 sucked

[icy flume]

tomrrow tho

[icy flume]

SOO TRUE

[sullen wave]

you mean today

[icy flume]

you made those words up

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[sullen wave]

The video says it comes out on October 24th and now it is October 24th, I just wanted to know if they said anything about the time

[rancid dome]

I see people saying it's 12 pm est

[latent jackal]

<t:1761332400:R>

[sullen wave]

I forgot the time zone

[icy flume]

its 7 pm october 23th

noobs

[rancid dome]

imagine not living in the 24th already

slacking

[rancid dome]

hallo

[gaunt talon]

You're in the past

[latent jackal]

G'day

[rancid dome]

^

[sullen wave]

lol now for me is 00:24 of 24 october

[rancid dome]

I see it's uhhhh morning for you already...

Man I need to eat something for lunch.

[latent jackal]

ye'

[rancid dome]

wait, it's 5:24

this is no lunch

[latent jackal]

It could be if you believe hard enough

[sullen wave]

the bro lives 9 hours ahead of the others

[rancid dome]

it definitely is not lol

[meager slate]

Fake time

[tacit plume]

Hellloooo everybody!

[latent jackal]

of course, dinosaur ghosts aren't real

[tacit plume]

Would you all care for cat

[gentle coyote]

Hiii!

[amber lintel]

it's weird thinking there are people 18 hours ahead of me

[sullen wave]

yes for sure

[tacit plume]

Creature blast

[amber lintel]

boxcat

[icy flume]

spices épices

[latent jackal]

Clock time is an illusion, we're all living at the same point of spacetime

[silent oak]

Believe it or not...I actually loved playing as 173

[amber lintel]

Yes, but daylight conditions for instance

[past dune]

Hi chat

[amber lintel]

I go outside in shorts in

okay actually bad analogy

uuub

[rancid dome]

[silent oak]

Northwoodian

[gentle coyote]

By the way, have you seen the Halloween design of 173?

[past dune]

Hi Noemiii!!!

[tacit plume]

Hiii Alex!

The Halloween design actually horrifies me

[past dune]

Hi Entropy!!

[sullen wave]

it's literally a peanut with maracas

[sand olive]

no show me

[gentle coyote]

It only looks like peanuts

[tacit plume]

Something about it brings out my fight or flight with the face lmao

[rancid dome]

When are you going to sleep

[sand olive]

fucking send me the image

[past dune]

Yeah the partner test was amazing
(Ppl saw me dying and having a skill issue on live)

[amber lintel]

wide smil perhaps

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760534759209173044/1299018711558131833/togif.gif

[past dune]

Nuh uh

[meager slate]

If only I wasnt working when the test was scheduled

[somber raptor]

Auro why are you not green anymore

[tacit plume]

Listen I was much worse don’t even sweat it

[past dune]

Old

[rancid dome]

not sleeping gang

[gentle coyote]

glad I got the same impression

[sand olive]

oh fuck

[tacit plume]

RUDE

IM STILL YOUNG…

[meager slate]

I saw you said I was a class...

[sand olive]

#art-showcase

[past dune]

Bro you called one of the partners "bitch"
And you are calling me the rude one

[tacit plume]

I

[somber raptor]

[tacit plume]

I DID?

[somber raptor]

hehe

[icy flume]

VICTIM CARD

VICIM CARD

[past dune]

You did 😭

[tacit plume]

[amber lintel]

green goblin took over

[somber raptor]

see it's the same color

[gaunt talon]

EvilEntropy

[meager slate]

Be happy

[tacit plume]

I can’t even remember

[past dune]

Yayyyy

[tacit plume]

😭

[somber raptor]

[rancid dome]

I should probably go and have lunch

I am starving

[past dune]

Yeah exactly
So mean that you don't remember the rude staff you are saying to ppl

[tacit plume]

Thank you medication that gives me the special power of the memory of a 2 bit processor

[mystic sandal]

wait did they realease 14.2 im confused i keep seeing people say they did

[tacit plume]

NOOOOO

[past dune]

Actually 🤓 no

[meager slate]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[tacit plume]

Tomorrow it’ll be in servers but it’s out now

[amber lintel]

"It was the drugs"
classic excuse. you're going away for a long time, buddy...

[tacit plume]

You can technically see it

[past dune]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[mystic sandal]

wdym

[gentle coyote]

so cute

[meager slate]

Woah hey

Use the new funny command

[amber lintel]

Wait, is Lucid actually bald?

[past dune]

Nuh uh

[past dune]

Yes

[meager slate]

Yes yes

[tacit plume]

It’s what was said in stream but I’m sure Alex can answer for me

[meager slate]

Baldass

[tacit plume]

Right Alex

[past dune]

What was the question

[somber raptor]

😭

lol

[somber raptor]

lol

[tacit plume]

That’s the update is out when, it was said in streak it’s accessible now kind of but the actual update/server release stuff is tomorrow

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258151026909774005/1355643343513583627/togif.gif

[past dune]

Ah
Yeah the build is available since like 3 days
But it's for serverhosts/plugin devs
The public release will be available today iirc? 24th

[tacit plume]

Yeah

[meager slate]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[tacit plume]

Thank you

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 8 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[meager slate]

Stab bait

[somber raptor]

WE'VE HAD THE BUILD FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS???

[past dune]

Yup

#labapi-announcements

[fossil oxide]

it was limited one

no halloween thingies

[icy flume]

no fun allowed at northwood

[past dune]

As I said
It's meant for devs and server hosts

[tacit plume]

I almost forgot that it’s almost Halloween

[past dune]

The full release will be

[tacit plume]

I need to make sure my Mr Qi fit is ready

[amber lintel]

I kind of want to dress up as henry clay

[somber raptor]

w h o ?

[tacit plume]

You heard me

Mr Qi

[past dune]

What the...

[fossil oxide]

100% real no fake

[somber raptor]

[gentle coyote]

lol

[past dune]

Just played with partners and that DID NOT happen...

[somber raptor]

Macrowave

[past dune]

Nuh uh

[inland fiber]

update when ?

[hasty summit]

Halloween Tomorrow

[upper geode]

what timezone tomorrow will it dropped

[old ridge]

!halloween

[amber lintel]

I forgot how easy low ascension is. no bane makes a world of difference

[old ridge]

halloween tmr in what time and timezone

[midnight swift]

Hiiii

[inland fiber]

timezone ?

[mild panther]

https://tenor.com/view/catrain-cat-train-cat-meme-רכבת-ישראל-tokyo-train-gif-9502037696837633371

[hasty summit]

likely CST Timezone

[midnight swift]

This time maybe im not gonna help out with embed perma

[mild panther]

):

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/catrain-cat-train-cat-meme-רכבת-ישראל-tokyo-train-gif-9502037696837633371

Oh its not bad

Here

[mild panther]

:)

[upper geode]

why do the new gates look so cool hello?

[hasty summit]

NW Is cooking

[upper geode]

But my god this is cursed

im so glad they added an anti elevator grenade kill

[wide egret]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.

[inland fiber]

dang , I live in France, it's already the 24th and it's already 1:13 , and I was so excited to play the new update.

[upper geode]

it's 2 am here

[next cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211481070952915044/1366045489660956672/cat_bounce_1.gif

[rough verge]

the scp theme songs suck

[carmine whale]

why does my game almost crash or crash every time i change a setting in the main menu lol

[jolly imp]

how

[latent jackal]

Guess you can't please everybody.

[drowsy gate]

I just read the entire game credits

bruh

why did I choose to do that

[polar spade]

Did you see my name

[drowsy gate]

maybe idk

So many names

[polar spade]

Read it again

And find mine

[drowsy gate]

fuck no

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[rough verge]

the only theme that was relatively scary was 106's the rest sound like shit off a boosted roblox horror game 😭

[polar spade]

[slender inlet]

chase themes?

[hot terrace]

oh, 14.2 is tomorrow

[slender inlet]

dog and shy guy chase themes were dope

[hasty summit]

shut up new gen

[slender inlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831962396678553651/1007069949090607144/caption.gif

[hasty summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268757909823684629/1424101094455513173/attachment-6-1.gif

[rough verge]

ew

[rough verge]

i played back when this was still a horror game 😭 ig if YOU like it that makes u the new gen im ngl

[hasty summit]

sorry my hormones are taking over

Im over agressive for no reason

😭

[pearl shard]

Does estrogen make you aggressive?

[hasty summit]

makes you moody

I figured that out yesterday

[pearl shard]

Mmm

I think I've heard about that

[tacit merlin]

what time does the update come out?

i know its tommorow

but when

[pearl shard]

Tomorrow apparently

[hasty summit]

possibly sometime at 6am cst

tomorrow

[tacit merlin]

mm

[tacit merlin]

honestly im exited for 14.2

i can become british

just shanking people

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-freddy-freddy-fazbear-idk-gif-11793150862606780677

[hasty summit]

I was excited for 14.2

until I realized when they showed it off CASSIE Didn't have his halloween effect

If It's not added in the final release I will crash out

[tacit merlin]

it prolly will

cus they were only showcasing the scp, gates, emergency buttons, and the themes for the scp's

if not then uh

im expecting everybody to crash out in gen chat 😭

[inland fiber]

hallowen update is not real

[tacit merlin]

they are somewhat fixing the lighting

[next cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331265060089106482/1376307509371080885/togif.gif

[quasi crow]

I like your name and profile picture

I will be stealing the vibe

Thank you

[still moth]

hello chat

please help

[quasi crow]

What the fuck is this

Why all the super monkeys

[still moth]

they are super

[quasi crow]

You needs a proper farm going and setup for TSG

[quasi crow]

Factually correct

[still moth]

elaborate

[solar glacier]

Quick give me a summary of the update contents so I don’t have to read or watch the video

[still moth]

i am doing this setup because it's like smoking crack but better in every way

[quasi crow]

True sun god

[still moth]

ah

[quasi crow]

You sacrifice some towers to make tsg stronger

[still moth]

idk if i can sustain it but ima try to get a temple soon

[solar glacier]

Um what

[quasi crow]

I like to set up the military ship thingy tower for the paragon late game

Favourite paragon

[still moth]

fuck

fuck

it's so fucking joever dude

[quasi crow]

He needs some milk

[hasty summit]

omg fake

cassie

[quasi crow]

You wants a sniper tower with the cripple thing

[quasi crow]

I stole your thing

[hasty summit]

your name is spelt wrong and this makes me mad

[still moth]

im at 60k

can we make it to sun temple

[quasi crow]

Oh LMAO

I just noticed

Fixed

[hasty summit]

YAY

Twin

[quasi crow]

Get a sniper with (I think) top path

[quasi crow]

🔥

[quasi crow]

They'll delay moabs

[still moth]

top?

[quasi crow]

I can't remember

[quasi crow]

It's been a while

[still moth]

ion even got em yet

if you mean maim

[quasi crow]

Yeah cripple moab

[still moth]

fuuuuuccckkkkkk

[quasi crow]

It's alr you don't have it

No stress

Level it up if you can

[still moth]

we're so close chat

[hasty summit]

this is so peak

[quasi crow]

And also gatling gunner with the lazer dude (I forgot which path) is reasonable on that map since you have straight lines

[hasty summit]

wait pls someone snapshot both of us typing

[still moth]

WHY IS IT IGNORING THEM

THIS IS A SCAM

THE SUN GOT AINT SHIT

[supple totem]

the sun got vitamin D

[quasi crow]

Put one of those towers that allows camo to all nearby towers

I forgot the thing

[still moth]

THEY AINT CAMO

[quasi crow]

Iirc tsg won't hit quite a few things cus idk

[still moth]

YOURE SAYING THIS NOW

[quasi crow]

I forgot bro

I haven't played it in months

Last time I was playing I was black bordering a load of maps and then logged off

[potent hare]

I find the new version of Alpha Nuclear Broadcast less appealing than before; it seems rather long-winded and lacks the same gravitas.

[visual acorn]

Gravitas

Funy word

[potent hare]

Tried out the test version yesterday; the old broadcast is still the best.

[polar spade]

@hasty summit Why are there 3 CASSIEs now

[visual acorn]

Cassie invasive

[quasi crow]

Lore

[polar spade]

!cassie

[snow umbra]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lJhWaunRINsqqv0igtm5R-KvT1gQOQH5PCbAYWcYEOE/edit

[quasi crow]

New Cassie scp just dropped Cassie virus

[still moth]

the fan club is growing...

[potent hare]

hahaha,I didn't mean to say it that way, it just got translated like that...

[brave flame]

!update

[hasty summit]

CASSIE

[quasi crow]

An scp where if you look at it, you suddenly have the urge to become Cassie also

[hasty summit]

Central Autonomic Service System for Internal Emergencies

[quasi crow]

Sexual

I am not sexual services

Just for clarification

[hasty summit]

Such a beautiful word

[quasi crow]

I don't plan on being sexual services either

I very much doubt I'd get business even if I was

[hasty summit]

why you can get alot of money out of it

you know how many people would fuck cassie

[quasi crow]

As a man

Not really

[queen jewel]

Who this fake cassie

[quasi crow]

I mean

I don't have his voice unfortunately

The only merit which is only a merit half the time is that I have a posh English accent

[hasty summit]

I've been practising voicing CASSIE For a year straight that I basically sound like him now, this makes me wonder if I should keep my voice as it is now deep, or try to voice train for my gender alignment

I like having a voice like CASSIE

But I don't like my voice

Well

I dont sound LIKE Cassie

But I can get deep like CASSIE

[broken parcel]

In how many hours is the update dropping?

[hasty summit]

especially with the right filters

[quasi crow]

Filters 😭

[hasty summit]

Probs 6am CST

on 24th of october

[potent hare]

SCP-173 successfully terminated by Alpha Warhead.

Why is the peanut on the official wiki so pitiful?

[hasty summit]

so about 12 hours

[potent hare]

Poor little peanut 🤣

[broken parcel]

Yessir

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

Atleast for me

[broken parcel]

What i am going for

Iykyk

[hasty summit]

hire me as the new Narlor

my fucking puberty filled voice doesnt match tho

I sound like a baby trying to go as low as they physically can

[potent hare]

[SCP Number] has been successfully contained by research personnel.
The audio for this statement is missing from the official wiki? I seem unable to play it.

[hasty summit]

this

isnt a line??

its Contained Successfully By Science Personnel

[potent hare]

emmm,Anyway, this audio just won't play.

[potent hare]

Cheers for letting me listen in here, mate.

[hasty summit]

SCP 173...SCP 173...SCP 173...SCP 173...SCP 173...SCP 173...

[potent hare]

"DETONATION SEQUENCE RESUMED, T-60 SECONDS." This too could not be heard.

[hasty summit]

GOD I just wanna say

although I love the new warhead lines

the resuming of old warhead hit WAY Harder

the way it's said is just pefect

[potent hare]

Compared to the newer versions, I still prefer the older ones. My brain has been idle for quite some time, so I might need a little while to adjust to the new audio.

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[hasty summit]

it just doesnt hit as hard

look i like it

but they shoulda went a similar route with the old ones

[still moth]

chat i think i might softlock my computer

[hasty summit]

with a similar filter

[potent hare]

The older version of the voice was truly perfect; it seems many people were rather fond of it.

[hasty summit]

Well enjoy it for the next 12 hours

cause soon it will all be replaced 😭

[ripe sonnet]

<t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>

[potent hare]

Attention, all personnel. The Light Containment Zone decontamination process will commence in T-15 minutes. All biological substances must be removed to avoid destruction.
And this is my favourite announcement, especially during the countdown—it really gets me panicking.

[hasty summit]

holy shit im bad at math

[hasty summit]

it's acsually Will Occur in T-15 Minutes

I hope one day Hubert gives us all the raw files to decon audio

we only have the starting annoucnement raw

[potent hare]

A tip-off on our video platform claims that internal staff member CASSIE did not perform any new voiceovers, and the newly added O5 system nuclear threats were merely word-for-word transcriptions. However, the veracity of this information cannot be confirmed.

[potent hare]

This seems different from the audio on the wiki; it doesn't appear to have that ringtone effect, and the speech rate seems a bit slower.

[hasty summit]

yea obviously filters were all added later in production

thats just raw cassie without any filters

Narlor

[hasty summit]

This is a W Theme tho

[ripe sonnet]

Ah neat im level 20 now

[hasty summit]

CONGRATS :DDDDD

[potent hare]

Bloody hell, that's absolutely brilliant, mate!

[hasty summit]

He certainly sounds different without the filters

[potent hare]

I hadn't realised there was such a purely vocal version until now.

[forest field]

Is the "079" actually separate voicelines spliced together or did Narlor just pause between the numbers to fake it

[potent hare]

C.A.S.S.I.E.:Facility is back in operation mode.

[hasty summit]

currently ingame it is spliced with pre existing numbers

Narlor likely added that to keep the voiceline consistent

or for them to actually rip them out if needed

you can notice in alot of his takes he will space out alot of lines especially numbers to essentially be spliced out

TYERRNS

TERRNA

YAY

CASSIE PERSON

Terran got all the answers

watch

[quick knot]

wiki uses the files directly from the game which includes any filter or noises baked into the file

real time effects added while the game is running are not repersented on the wiki

[hasty summit]

also will the wiki be updated with the new lines once the update releases?

[hasty summit]

I dont mind the Chaos Lines or Warhead lines

althohgn I think they could of done a little better

they are good

[quick knot]

around that time

[hasty summit]

I like how it's a mix of Actual words, new words, and with the new words and phrases it's stitched with pre-existing words as well

[potent hare]

Bloody hell, all my VPNs just went offline. I'm absolutely fuming.

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-flag-gif-21313068

[potent hare]

I'm curious to know which other audio files haven't been implemented in the game.

[ripe sonnet]

This used to be the music that played when loading into a server when the projector was the main menu

[full mountain]

The British Empire

[still moth]

DUDE.

[potent hare]

I seem to have heard this audio before; the current theme tune's rhythm should be in the final few minutes.

[potent hare]

I still prefer the surface-level tunes; the lift music is passable, but the high-pitched modulations can be rather jarring.

[polar spade]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[still moth]

YES BRO

[polar spade]

Okay Im out of ideas

[still moth]

ITS AXTUALLY LIKE DEAD

[polar spade]

Rip

[still moth]

WTF

[polar spade]

All they train us to do in TS is to turn it off and on

[potent hare]

Of course, I'm referring to this: https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=File:Melancholy.mp3

[polar spade]

Try unplugging it and then turning it back on after a while

[potent hare]

The tracks in the credits are rather good too. It would be splendid if they could be played in-game at opportune moments, such as during team battles when containing SCPs. Playing this track at its climax would be utterly thrilling.

[meager slate]

Have you tried putting it in rice

[potent hare]

Lads, has any of you tried Feastbles chocolate?

[rancid dome]

I have

[potent hare]

My proxy purchase service charges 25 US dollars...

[still moth]

im not even a little bit joking when i say this

when it crashed my PC made like micro HID sounds

[meager slate]

Oh

[rancid dome]

I would not recommend buying feastables.

[meager slate]

Is anything fried..

[potent hare]

Is it tasty?

[next cloak]

Rate the spooks

[rancid dome]

No.

There is ZERO taste

[still moth]

big fan of women wish they were real

[next cloak]

true

[meager slate]

Is your gf not a woman..

[potent hare]

That's not right. When I was watching YouTube, seeing them introduce it, it looked so delicious. It's completely different from any regular chocolate I've ever tasted.

[meager slate]

Biggest self report

[rancid dome]

looks delicious does not equal to taste delicious

[latent jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806720630270459904/1102329213748527237/7k25jw.gif

[potent hare]

So what's his justification for charging such a high price? 😅

[rancid dome]

his brand?

pretty obvious

[still moth]

yeah

just the way i like it

[potent hare]

That's absolutely ridiculous. I was actually considering trying to find an overseas proxy buyer to ship it to China for me, but after hearing you say that, it's put me off the idea.

[rancid dome]

you can literally buy me a feastables bar and I would not eat it unless you pay me to eat it or I am super hungry

[potent hare]

hhhh

[potent hare]

This is absolutely brilliant, my adrenaline's about to overflow!

[next cloak]

out of every foods

u chose Feastables?

[rancid dome]

?

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/formula1-enthusiasts-when-they-see-f1-keyboard-gif-23787128

[rancid dome]

my brain having "neuron activation" moments as soon as my calculus or physics teacher say "formula"