#general-chat
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Why did soldier disappear
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BEER
Sweden
wheres soldier
Holy fucking shit they got into huberts piwo supply
Knew too much
how bout dat
I'm surprised that's not the first thing you think of
do u hate F1 or sum
Should check what's on my tag then
Not even that
what
The tag
Interesting
McLaren have to be using sum illegal shi
so cool
I think it's partially due to them just stopping focus on 2025 after winning the constructors. All the other cars have also caught up and the drivers crumbling under pressure
Especially Oscar
The form is just not there at all from him
Didn't Oscar get a crazy laptime at spa?
Or am I trippin
Yea
But that was still early in the season
Well, not early
But I'm sure you get what I mean
Ye
The depression is gonna be hitting like 1/2 the f1 fans now lol.
The teamLH and Ferrari fans are big af
Kick will carry 😭🙏
how they even get a team
Too much gambling money
We joked about Sauber being faster than Ferrari
how do i join a server?
You click on Play and there should be a server list
If it says Invalid Signature then you should reboot the game
k
Ain't Ferrari have or had the 2nd best car no?
Like this season
No
Hungary to Singapore performance charts was
- Red Bull (surprisingly)
- McLaren
- Mercedes
- Ferrari
But if I have tbh, the Ferrari doesnt look great this season
I only watched the beginning of the season, now I have school so u know,
And with their teamwork
#1 trust🙏💔
Speaking of teamwork
The race just now in Austin, Leclerc was defending against Lewis from overtaking before he went into the pits
Like, why hold up your own teammate when you're gonna enter the pits
6 months i had one, it was my Main system drive, then it died. Tried to realive it then gaved up, 6 months later. I plugged it back and it works like a charm
I dont think Leclerc is that kinda guy with ego but who knows 
I think that there are separate trophies for things like drivers championship and constructor championship is what makes such shit happen
cuz if there's 1 main goal
it's simpler
Leclerc?
Kimi
They are talking on different topic
Man Leclerc was 50 points ahead of Lewis, letting him go would not even hurt
wow named after F1 driver
Scrapping every point
💔
What's crazy is Red Bull could somehow finish 2nd in the constructors
we will not talk about the kid anymore
Just... dont.
god i cant take it anymore
You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!
I accidentally fell asleep in the middle of a chat and these are the messages i saw when I woke up
Maxi nuzed
Random Historical Fun Fact:
Napoleon Bonaparte once used artillery loaded with grapeshot against Royalist insurrectionists in 1795
Maxi nuzed
Is it actually bnddhnhse though?
Hop on Testing Chambers twin, we are the dclasses
Budapest?????
Crypto wallet password
"mmm you know what would be a funny way to quell a riot? Firing at them with cannons!"
- Napoleon, 1795, probably
Somehow
what the fuck is going on there
what is SCP 5K even about bro 
Class D for 90 million yes or no
500k or dinner with Class D
im going skizo
Testing on you how you think and survive
If you die on first stage, you deserve never to set a foot as survivor twin
Your glossing over the part when he used the equivalent of a giant fuck all shotgun against them
Multiple actually
Those balls will scramble your insides and mush your brain
But considering they supported the French monarchy
I doubt there was much in there to be mushed
exactly... cannons loaded with grapeshot
Roundshits better
Depends
What the?
Hubert had an embed fail?
Rigby cat tongue
But they pretty much got phased out with the arrival of modern munitions
This didn't work out
Which is a fancy way of saying big ass rock with explosives in it
Ever heard of....bangerite?
No i have not
Is it that thing
Its from squad
It’s something we like doing in the Netherlands
Funny rock
Round metal object that can function as a barrel
Rock goes in
Some random canadians decided to fill an ALICE pack with explosives that blow up when shot
IED
Usually a football on the entrance
And lets just say it produces...interesting results
And a small hole in the back
You put a firework
IFAK pouch my beloved
This is literal fucking artillery
Ifak pouch in SL in 19.0
!rep @orchid kraken
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REAL
truth and real
!rep @glacial nymph
You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!
very real
Raiding a fent flipper outpost be like
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5K > Scream lab
Again you ahh
Cars time
Yeah i collect cars to send them when Hubert in chat
Just ping hubert
No balls
I disable ping when response him
Ngl This the worst Rule ever made
I still have one thing from Hubert
Oh yeah whats that?
piydey
A guy in discord once told me that he had a nightmare in which he had to count rivets on 516 soviet tanks
What the fuck
I once had a dream where I played a Ranked match of Rainbow Six: Siege
I am cooked
hey i have a question
Yes
why is the sun red?
34 fps per
When sunlight passes through more of the atmosphere, the blue light gets scattered in different directions, so we don’t see it as much.
Resulting in red sun
Cus they wanted it spooooky
Fuck thats the moon
Uhhh
Thanks
Forget i said anything
that bad?
red sun in the sky
halloween
Ah come on
Do I really have to tell you you cant post that?
Youre no fun neomi 😭
Why tf does the 2 dots and curved line default to that fucking emoji
Mhmm
what he posted
A little chinese propaganda never killed anybody.....oh wait
Oooooh
Yeah nevermind 😬
I'm nowhere close to anything positive rn
Why what happen
School troubles?
Lots of things.
Dont be upsetti have some spaghetti
I dont want spaghetti.
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.
Anyhow I should go get breakfast
I fucking hate routine dreams
The kind where you do specific X tasks in your dream instead of irl
That fucked me over a few times
yum
I do want some spaghetti rn ngl
Chicken and cheese spaghetti
man im hungry af
My favorite ❤️🩹
I ate a bit of cheese for breakfast
Went to work, got home and went to sleep, dreamed going to work, woke up, then realized I had work in an hour
Hiii
hey zero!
Interesting
What do you study?
Computer science
Nice
Not nice
Imagine how i feel studying fucking electrical engineering
Im sorry for you
Pretend your a wizard and the logic gates are runes
Little knowledge is powerful
Wait no i mixed it up i meant mechanical
Oh
Please don't get them mixed up in the field
I swear im gonna use a power cord to use it as a rope for something
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
Electroboom is like invincible against electricity
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
Theres a boot hanging infront of the flag
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SSiHh0Y_8
Scotty my beloved
One of my favorite, funniest scenes in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
Property of Paramount - I don't own this.
Are you guys going trick or treating?
When is the Halloween update???
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.
Thank you
Feeling quite awful today. Take care everyone. Gonna need to fix this horrible schedule asap.
Northwoods are really good, adding melee weapons under the pretext that it's an SCP object.
So knife update is real
Make it so you can upgrade the scp into a greatsword with 914
I really want the Light Zone to have a knife instead of a pistol. I have a feeling that the D-class will have a knife that most likely won't make a sound (except for cutting). It will be fun to kill scientists and cut guards with their backs.
Hes fantasizing call the police
2 Microhides in the round.....
I'm looking forward to the new scp
Me fr
I'm feeling bored, maybe a Northwood employee could get in touch?
There you go you got one right here
Or this one
lol
Sending a missile to your location rn
This is a super weirdass ai thing
How is life?
howd you know
Tummy problems battled me once again this morning as I yearned for the light of day
Regarding SCP-3114, will it ever be permanently added to the game?
... is typing
Pretty obvious, squirrels first of all don’t sound like that nor do they move in that manner when putting food in their mouth, the bawl is warped at the closest edge, and also when it drinks the water is too still and it does affect the muzzle at all and it doesn’t drink it just slams its face in and the cheeks warp with a shadow
Don't spoil the raspberries
Also there is a piece missing from the background railing
I’m an artist, I’ve had to do this often

Also I’ve handled wild squirrels
Boombaya
Completed all the side quests did ya
What does it mean?
Not me to answer
Indeed
Oh, these Container Breach fans!
Hiii
Hello
Hi how you doing
3114 will not be a permanent addition
It will come back during seasonal events and stay in RA
i hope sooner or later 953 gets deconfirmed
Hi
That shit sucks
953 will be
Sorry, but "addition", Mr. Senior Game Designer
they gotta add the toaster scp
Mobile
#real
relocate the ghost in a stop sign scp to site 02 for halloween
How you doing
Thank god 🙏
I understand that it's imbalanced, but what's the problem with players remembering a code that can be distinguished between themselves at spawn?
Im doing fine
its not about it being unbalanced
the scp is just unserious
the voicelines
Not serious? A game SCP object that brings horror to a game round. Seriously?
He scares everyone with his very appearance.
Can we expect to see limited time features like 3114 kept in RA as long as it doesnt require extra maintenance? I would love for things like snowballs to stay as an RA only item even after Christmas time
i will advocate for snowballs to be PERMANENT since the new surface zone will be covered in snow
Agreed
Case by case basis
1507 (flamingos) for instance will not be put into RA
No its because we don't want them to be accessible outside of the anniversary event
Ty onion
!rep onion_man_
You have just given @gusty plover a reputation point!
Ur welcome and thx
Wait surface is gonna be snowy? This is peak
it's greenland
fair
I will make it known I will be very disappointed if you dont leave footsteps in the snow
real
When knife update
4 days
rate new pfp
ryan gorling
giys what does 1509 even do
arent they basically confirmed to be the playable scp
literally by whom
i dont think 953 is the only keter to be on site 17 or whatever site it was
realistically who else would it be
only keter to make sejse basically as far as im aware
4051
plus didnt they post her silhouette on tiktok
they have a tiktok account?
why would 4051 kill people
why would 049 go on a murderous rampage killing everyone on site?
2 different cases
NW doesn't have a tiktok acount, as far as my memory goes.
049 is a doctor who wants to cure (kill) ppl
4051 is just a teen who can open portals
ok but not everyone from his field of view has the desease
he lit wants to join the mtf too
but in the game hes killing everyone
all of humanity has pestilence
lit no
wasnt in the 049 article written that the doctor that worked on the 049 case and talked to him didnt have the pestilence at first and doctor only sensed it in him overtime
Bruh it ain’t real
either way the gsme isnt accurate to lore
They won’t hurt you
in the lore its explained scpf went through rough times and they forcefully merged with goc
thats why mtf isnt cooperating with standard containment procedures
ohhh ok
@alpine stag Sfw please
holloween event when?
small cuts make ants go out of the wound
deep cuts make people that are either relatives of the guy you killed or someone you killed has killed come out of the wound
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come with 14.2 on the 24th of October.
Cmon it wasnt thst bad
ohh sweet
i need silver candy
godskin
very interesting statement
I was kinda hoping to provoke a riot but it seems i failed
yo chat
who else loves scp-939?
Seems that way yes..
Teto ass 🤤
wha
They hate me for being a lesbian gooner
what..?
THEY HATE ME FOR BEING A LESBIAN WHO LIKES TO LOOK AT SEXY ANIMW CHARACTERS
okay nevermind, just wanted to ask 2 things
- when did they reworked heavy?
- who else thinks 939 is most balanced and fun to play scp?
huh
intresting...
Uhhh
I'm sending you to the shadow realm jimbo
To the lake of fire with this one
Hey y'all :D
sup gang, how you doin
You literally hate me for being lesbian 😔
no
I'm okay i guess, how are you?
I'm big chilling
I don't hate you but stop being a gooner in chat 😭
No
Noiceee
I don't know how i didn't know about this server before 😭
200+ hours in SCP SL and didn't know about this 😭
it just b existing peacefully
Frr
😭
bro chill 😭
SPAWN WAVE WAS SECONDS AWAY
Rager ruh roh
it's just a silly video game
YET THEY WANTED TO FIGHT THE LAST SCP
THEY ALL FUCKING DIED
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COCY COLA ES BOOMBA 
Yesh :D
yuhhh
cornballs
y u s
you know 244 is to strong
"Who are you waiting for"
pls sign my petition for northweed to make pink candy the only scp 330 candy
No

!!!
привет
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clanker
SCP sl didn’t get cyberattacked too right
lemme get this straight, a new scp weapon and the horror stingers and chase themes are coming in... 4 DAYS??
that is surprising
thought they were getting added in 15.0
anything that uses AWS is down atm
but it's getting better
no
I just wanna play as Springtrap in dbd 🥹
🍪🍪🍪
I'm sorry gang 
springcorpse
Heya chat
sup gang
Hiii Sery! Hiiii Noemiii!
who the flip is this guy
Hubie :D
Hiii Hubert!
Hi Noemi!!
(pls dont give us 5 new builds)
Still no news about the result of that video :(
but I'm sure it's good, I hope.
1509?
what?
Hiii
a thing between me and hube
ah
Is that hubert i saw
what ya talking about 1509 silly
😥
rare hubert appearance
you said about the vid and i thought its #content-feed
Guys quick do the !rep thing
Doesn't seem like something I'd ask for news about the result
I'm sure it won't break the while game right?...
Hubert add femboys to the game

what
what
Even Hubert is shocked

LOL
polish amazed by other polish behaviors

alex we all know
Gng help me
don't worry
NO

I'm not 😭
My dad is playing classical music in kitchen and now i can't eat because of it
But i prepared such a good dinner
vibe along
so Hubert would also be one?...
Im hungry.
Whats stopping u from eating?
is hubert a femboy (how to get banned speedrun wr any%)
he's enjoying the music for sure
he's mine femboy
200 DOLLARS MONTHLY?
bro honestly this goes to be weird lol
Just get jiggy with it and eat at the same time

Cuz we cooked
I don't have access 
hope its not bad

Nobody does...
nah ya wont
now alex name will become white
nuh uh...
give it a bit im hacking into the nw mainframe 
I defo will be white name first
Noemiii nooo
Why you?
she won't
the best question would be
is the basement the ministery of love from 1984?
or just a normal basement?
@boreal kernel
I need to clear up loads of activities that I have.
woah
what you could've possible done
is the haaloween update out yet?
24th of october
check the annoucement
why so late bro
studies 
crazy
bro is trying to cover up
The immortal snail is arriving to my doorstep, I must begin packing up
1v1 the snail on fortnite
cant really 1v1 it
you sure?
its immortal
I mean, I can try but I'll just waste my own resouce and time
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damn, we really need to watch a video to learn about it?
i guess she doesnt know?..
where's the original 😢
great why your name spaced like that
written on JP keyboard
please hubert gban me

WOW
you cant escape the basement-...
@gilded timber you seeing this?
also wdym not worthy 💀
at Hubert obliterate her
All NW staff should play SL
at HR oblitarate her
Makes a ton of sense ngl
U are just an femboy with cat ears
i do get it but that doesnt make someone unworthy
you must play SL everyday to be worthy to become a NW staff
so me?
maybe
wrap it up
Pack up
alex can confirm
should have applied for api maintainer Zerooo
bruh
I don't wanna be a slave
in hubert's basement
1984
not a slave
im a happy worker just for maro
you sure???
if i name one thing you arent free
i can but i dont want to talk about some stuff
see
12 fps per maybe
(im trolling, please don't nuke AM partnership
)
its like you can talk about politics at family dinner
but you dont want to do that
it doesn't mean that you cant
i mean im pretty sure you have some position like any other human beings but im not really surprised if you don't
because i know people who are damn stupid
and don't understand sentences
but yea hope you can taste the freedom now probably you are going to be torture in the capybara room

Hi spookytwo!
I mean, if I have to be completely honest. You're pretty much free to say anything here, even as a NW member, just as long as you dont break any of the rules and dont say anything god awful that breaks the studio coc
yeah
I mean, if you somehow break coc, you done goofed up super badly. It's really hard to do bad on that
You can talk about everything but I do have my personal believes and behavior
So i won't act and say some bad stuff
Basically this
Not funny anymore bro
unc
Boomer
As for the "slave" thing, this one can vary from position to position. For example, Alex I'm pretty sure should have a certain amount of tickets contributed in a certain amount of time as a TS. I, on the other hand, basically dont have that and can just be here as much as I want.
Alex, do correct me if I'm wrong about the TS thing
We don't have a quota for tickets
NW is basically like a hobby to 95% of the studio
Underwent some changes cuz I swear it used to be like a thing
Otherwise I did like jack lol
Which I could say probably was the case
some TS members dont do tickets 
(they do different stuff like wiki)
@sleek estuary could explain 
yeah we don't have quota for the tickets

I'm free
Unless Hubert pings QA role
I swear there used to be a number or whatever, but yeah forget it

mhmm
wow noemi, you changed...
your avatar
matching with someone I see
fun
Used to do that when i had a gf
1 person matching? 😭
heh

wait, I wasnt expecting you to affirm
LMAO
I will need to dig my phone
and do know that I may ot may not change any time I want lol
It's like that situation when bro asks you the most insane idea and you agree to it
we have a secret quota for yall
let me tell yall the funniest names I've seen in northwood official server
first we got
Now ppl will definitelly say stuff about my profile
wow solo matching
goodbye
bro just changed it
another name was
pussydevourer
I told you
was the bootybuttbandit
Bro
betrayal 
Hi guys, I just installed the SCP but I can't see any servers. someone can help me please?
Resart the game
Restart
ty!
Let us know if it helps
Restart
Hashtag Im helpfu
If it's invalid signature then yeah restart will fix it
yall dont want to know what I've heard in the chaos theory and dr bright server users
thats crazy
What happened
it worked, thanks!!
i feel like i know that guy
somebodies name was tittymuncher in dr brights
theres a lot of them on the steam
this guy probably had hidden global badge "SCP:SL Technical Support Supervisor"
community page
Goty Bro
prob one of them
@S&C
The best gtag are purple
idea's are illegal here
Hm
@upper raven
Tuff
tuff
tittymuncher
yay i love the piss stream gradient
piss
He's ded
nahh
Tuff
tuff
tuff
scp 1509 is cool
also just saying the northwood team has actually been cooking the last year and a half
like the game has always been good but the amount of stuff being done now is insane
And I still don't know what he's going to do.
SpookyAlex Reacted with Fire
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be goated prob
Finally, the meaning of this SCP?
SpookyAlex is SpookyAlex
got it
that was the wrong one xD
Am I?
nah, you're actually FemboyAlex
GET OUT
NO
im premium
no


what is that betrayal
i will piss to my profile
ngl you are
bro is sending all the Trues emoji
go away gold gold gold
im not
check your profile picture
YOU WHAT

I DO
we all know
so a catguy
Noemi...
Is that because I'm Polish?
he wants to enjoy life with his kraken kitty
nah
Yall Racist...
there can never be too much bullying for alex
:((
you know who else loves cats?
girls
and thats a good way to probably approach a female

I did play cat soundboard for 2 mins on staff test for Quincy
bro was so fulfilled
Why am i not surprised
we need Quincy to test

Cat?
especially for next next testing
better
multiple cats?
is it that thing

Have cola :D




