#general-chat
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Hubert make tposing zombies for april fools
im not banned from the game it just tells me to uninstall a spoofer
ok
you need to email appeals@scpslgame.com
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(it means no)
Aw thats so sad ig i wasn’t the one
okay didn't read
ty
how r cn servers
ni hao ma fine shyt
Bro you are always searching a ehuzz
lmfao
some of them not bad i think
WE know he's a guy bro it's a joke
Who's my twin
hello my Slavic brother
I know ;3
🫵 🤨 🏳️🌈
ok but why are 90% of them geoblocked to only cn
ddos
ah
bro is thirsty
Oh ok no girls ig
True
for wanting someone irl? 😭
he wants the forbidden pipe gang
doesn't that just make me normal
this would ruin my day highkey
Woah
it's okay, I know you'll find someone irl
I believe in you
pause bro
Hello
how you doin
Hiii
Hi
bored af
I've got 3 hours of work left
then I'm doing some boxing
They already asked how you doing, so ig im thankful you are doing fine
Same for me but school version
freakin noob
you're smol
itty bitty smol boi
child
fetus even
e
Who says
ME
Im 195 cm
the elder slav of this friendship
you're still smol, only a baby
old af
y’all are taller than me
you already are gang
you gotta keep that smol on cute mentality frfr
:3
the avatar decoration doesn't suit my avatar anymore
which decoration was it
cro is 6’5 holy shit
cat ear
ah yeah
personally i used to not know cm or anything but learning german has forced me to learn
I'm taller than you
How tall are you anyway?
5’11
160cm
ya. ur a noob tho.
Thats uhhhhhh
so like 180cm iirc
Uhhhh
you're just smol and fiesty
Iirc i think im 193
TALL
Short
im average an conniving
that’s like 6’4
Imagine not being 5’11” or above
here’s hoping HRT puts me down to 5’9 someday
man
Hows the weather down there yall
5’6 to 5’11 is average
and my mother is kind of short
6’0 above is tall
so I get the worst of both worlds 💔
5’5 below is short
I'm normal height
exactly
Rusty shush
Hmmm
go sweep
Wait
5’9 is normal
A girl is tall 195cm ?
mistaking me with auro
anything over 5'8 is tall in my eyes lmao
Yes rusty, sweep time for you
thats very tall for a girl
spiders need new places for their webs
South balkan people are usually pretty tall
I mean Auro is tiny but you are short
that’s very tall in general
TRUTH
Im serbian
At least you are not auro’a height (5’0”
ABSLOUTE TRUTH NUKE
Im a tgirl so technically it is possible
I'm taller but by not that much 😭
Nicee
Crazy
tgirl?
But yea girls can be that tall but its rare
auro sounds familiar
trans girl
it's all genetics chat
It sucks living here though
my mom is 6'0
I know right?
Ooooh
Soon as i get enough money im gtfo
Its aight
Or its not in my profile but i am
Rate house
0/10
Good
that's a good house right there
i forget that about you sometimes
No tornados destroying it. 0/10
nice house
No don't give me ptsd
I thought all tgirls were a huge hivemind..
Thanks
how dare you forget such vital information
I mean idk its good or bad like
Its natural after all
Im just like this by nature so pretty much im just being myself
lot of us are lmao
Lol
What does hivemind mean
Give me creative so I can spawn a Ef 5 tornado above your home
It means like all minds connected all the same thoughts connected to a central mind
bro is so smol
Think of it like ants but sentience
Its my friends server
Aha
how old are you gang
17
Your friend should spawn a tornado then above it
18 in 2 months
Stop jinxing me
happy early birthday twin
I thought tornados only spawn in florida!
Thank you
Just don’t grow 17 is perfect no back pain ;(
you acting like 18 you suddenly become an old ass man
Its true ;(
I already have back pain
I hate being tall as heck
I want to be short
True
Me toooo
Tornado above your home Minecraft version
the horrors..
ptsd
E
lol.
depends on the person
it's ALWAYS the tall people I know who want someone taller than them
lots of folks want their partners to be taller or shorter than them
Idk i talk for experience and its true for me
height isn’t a proper concern for me but i do have a preference for folks taller than me
I just see cons
Like i wanna be shorter this is already too tall
I don't see height unless the person is a dwarf or 8'0
certain character comes to mind
you can't judge someone for something they can't control
Which idk?
True
But i can cut my legs
Or make them taller now
don't do that
Just go to turkey 
Its just too much pain
@plucky wigeon turkey mentioned 🇹🇷
For little reward
Finding someone similar to my height is rare asf
Im tall as you
And i know that
I never understood the preference for height I'm ngl
Yes
Idk its just that you know its a good feeling getting picked up and carried around
Like thats the thing for me
yo what are u talking about
🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷
Being tall sucks
I wish too
We can just wish
thank the lord I'm short 🙏
But it doesn't matter that much as long ur lightweight
Lucky ;(
the lord truly works in mysterious ways
Im underweight as heck
I don't have an issue cradling people who are 6'0 sounds like a skill issue I'm ngl
Im 6'7
Imagine carrying a 195cm girl around
idc
let's try this out ill start slinging you around the sidewalk and curbstomp ur teeth
you can get picked up
no offense but holy shit you're tall
why so aggressive
See thats why
It sucks
Being this tall
Its too much
Why so seruios
I can imagine that
yeah slcord dead
sl plugin dev
I can carry my bf around
because you're just a lil guy who can has hugs
so true unc
Erm
my guys complaining about height
gng what are they talking about
@plucky wigeon ts what happens when 096 stays in the game
cuz 096 is so tall
it gives people insecurities

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No one would be able hit her
:O ty!
Replace 096 with playable 244
that's the point
we're making 096 more busted
people said we couldn't make 096 more OP
well guess what bitches
@fringe rover is slcord dead
I don’t have one
But most likely he would be shorter than me
deader than dead
where's seven
6'1
rotting decomposing corpse
@nine slcord might be dead
yet
seven ate nine
oh shit
should’ve known
Oh
someone make a 40 minute video about how 096 should be removed and hitreg fixed
thx
Fun fact cannibalism in america is technically legal if you are stranded in the sea
Short
And that is your only source
maybe then nw will listen
you gotta make a 50 minute documentary
Yea sadly im alone
this is what happens when my hog rider runs down mid and doesnt chip the tower
type shit (im alone too)
you use evo mega knight
bud
aw
changed the lightning preview
howd u know bro
you just use evo mega knight
25 elixer push? evo mega knight
1 elixer skeletons? evo mega knight
For now idc but maybe in the future why not
lighting update will NOT bring back players
sparky
mirror
clone
I refuse to run sparky
whenever I run it it just gets hard-countered so bad
double prince ftw
Last time I used sparky was in 2019
Pretty much the same
sparky
mortar
cannon cart
mortar user..
🤢
sorry I'm allergic to horrible synergies
Like im gonna wait im more stable
I made a deck months ago but I haven't tried it yet
I probably need firecracker replaced
i haven’t played in years
We are already stable
Yeah you already you what you need to do
Nah what i mean like when im just more fem and have less worries in life
real
Like i know it sounds crazy but i wanna make sure im just fine
And ready to be serious into something and put time
True
I want to be serious but i keep failing to do so
I mean it makes sense to me honestly
Don’t wanna find yourself in a situation in which you feel what you’re looking for has changed, or that you become something your partner isn’t interested in
I just hope im not that situation
If you find yourself with a proper, caring partner, you won’t.
It would destroy me
Finding an gf/bf that is loyal is rare and hard these times now
SLcord spreading love? The world is healing... ❤️🩹
If i get attached emotionally to someone its really hard that i get over
I personally got with my bf before I started HRT, he knew that I was going to change once I did, and he was looking forward to it for my sake.
Thats so cute
And once I did he’s only been supportive
Awww
im loyal after all
Im probably going to start hrt not really soon but i just hope soon enough
If everything goes alright
and? it's no more depressing than if i said "i need a girl"
Hrt?
HRT
clueless
I was just teasing you dw
What's hrt
you're okay
Hormonal replacement therapy
Hormone Replacement Treatment/Therapy
Sounds familiar what it does
From testosterone to estrogen (tgirl)
or estrogen to testosterone (tboys)
It just replaces your hormons to be of the preferred gender
feels like magic tbh
And your body changes is like you are going through puberty once again
But has like that gender
wait you're trans?
Yes
ur trans?
i’m glad i was able to just get mine privately
no therapy no nothing just a “are you sure” appointment and handing over cash
hope it goes well
Im planning to go private for therapy and then go public
To get estrogen
sounds like your getting meth
not sure where you’re from but i know it can be a process
Thank you im probably going to book therapy this week
if only
Its just therapy then endocrinologist and then estrogen
oh alright
"you sure you want meth"
"yes"
"ok"
Nah its more “you wanna be a girl” “yes :3”
well technically they also took some of my blood but that’s neither here nor there
Yea thats the endocrinologist
the bibble
yeah i just didn’t have to do it until i had already started
that reminds me
need to do that again soon make sure prog isn’t killing me or something
Im already going to hell so atleast i will have an happy life
Where did that come from?
Yeah let’s not take the conversation that way
Like being trans or lgbt is considered a sin thats why example im in a really religious area and im staying shut about it
Its common sense after all
you're not going to hell because organized religion says so
God loves everyone who isn't a piece of shit
Idk like i’ve never cared about religion
Im atheist because of the many things i’ve seen inside the church
This isn’t the place for that conversation y’all
it's not common sense, it's bigotry and hateful
Yea
organized religion should be considered a sin because a lot of people use it to hurt others and if you can't see that then you're the problem
I mean the last part she said
people like her suffer because idiots don't understand god
modern church is a construct to keep people hateful
yuh
Honestly idc about the opinion of others but just prefer staying shut because its just bad for my entire family
these guys are getting into no no territory
nerd
expands on people’s thinkings and opens new trains of thoughts
Tbh I think the no religion rule is kinda fucking baby
Anyways we should stop talking bout this after all
Like the topic here seemed like it wasnt being used to disturb other people
Its alot controversial and honestly i just think it could be not talked
Im fine with yall as long yall are chill
talking about things like this is healthy
people shouldnt shy away from discussions like this unless its just gonna be violent
calm conversations like this are great because you think more thoroughly about things
Rules says though nono
rules are meant to be broken
heh. im a freakin rebel.
exactly twin.
Twin
stop
i’ve listened to .5 of a rage against the machine song.
Do you wanna find out?
im a damn rebel.
I dont wanna get to deep into it, but i promise you whatever you saw doesnt represent christianity as a whole
Ill stop here ive made my peace
Sowy
stip
darth vader: fuck yorue soder kid
i hate my phone keyboard
sotp
Stawp
swap
post
whar
whart
greatest shoemaker quote
⁉️
Most intelligent discord conversation
Michelin Shoemaker
lol Michelin
I know
Dont shoot us pls
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Lol
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You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
send in the nukes
Anyways
twerked out.
i’d never say that.
!rep
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😡😡😡
Thank you :3
Me for no reason in GeoGebra:
hi alex
Heya!
E :3
The heck
Hello
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

Squads fallujah map sucks major balls
Its only fun when you play as al qaed- i mean the middle eastern insurgents
?
ip grabber
Omg is an credit card grabber too ???
mom grabber
yeah
Nevermind
Mods ban em for ip grabber
Bro ask my teacher
No way
he told me it is a subject in civical and moral enseignement
I don't believe you
If it's true, then report your teacher to police or something
This guy's sending malware
Look what's in there
Trust me in friday I have to send the result
It's malware!
A google form ???
bruh
Twix
@true sky france
Hahahaha
Xd
Baldy
This is the worst photo I've ever seen
The photographer must've hated him much
Hey dont get me wrong i personally think hes a good president but NOBODY alive should be hailed as some godly savior
Hes just a man like everyone else
Twix
he's... something
umm. im gonna call the freakin mods if you guys keep talkin about politics. heh.
I love (villain who kills people) lol! Imagine supporting (victim)!
@rose maple Hi!
I've removed the link to your form, we don't allow collection of personal data from server members and the questions weren't appropriate to be asking a community of predominantly minors
neat actually
chat do i buy a can of vegetables and eat it for a snack
buy a can of fruit
ah
ok
but I need help to share it
I understand, but unfortunately you're going to have to do it elsewhere.
I'd suggest somewhere with a consenting adult community!
You can easily bot any link btw
Buy a can of peaches
Canned peaches fucking slap when theyre straight out of it
ok ok I understand
sorry
No worries
You're out of your fuckin mind
Hi chat
yes you remove it but did you respond ?
No
No-no! :>
:>
!o>
???
whats this pointed at bro
Ragebaiters
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

!rep @near crow
You have just given @near crow a reputation point!
here you go doc
@meager slate my love ❤️


What do you mean
Probably, but the proof has to be undeniable
ohh a guy came in like 10 minutes ago and started spamming
A confession doesnt do much without other evidence
im making amazon forest... i think??
No? I thought you were making a report
this is bait
youre so edgy....
egdelord bait
I'll ask it this way, do you have proof of the person being a terrorist?
yep
He's too young to have even heard of the word "edgelord"
twin
14 in middle school???
lock in on school
a guy being extremely edgy but ultimately being cringe
Could you guys not ragebait at every opportunity the lord gives you
What the...
too hard :(
sigma
im not ragebaiting
Try getting a job 
im deadass just right
Apologies about the j word
Dude, I wish. It's so bad in someplaces, and it's barely ever actually ragebait, just being annoying or rude
thats fitting for halloween
I don't believe so, no
just say their name and make a report if you want to
why are you trying to be so mysterious
Did you say something dumb you regret?
This kinda behavior is what gets people thrown out.
boom
So you're just talking shit with no evidence or no cofessions you've told to anyone?
We have lost the plot
r word banned btw bro

suka bylat
good job
Wait what?
We no longer allow the r word
🐇
why does noone read the rules 🤓
so this is genuinly off topic, not sl, not in the plot, nothing related to anything and youre just trying to prove a point in a debate
can the sun explode already
Reverse gru
How would that be harrassment
Isnt half of the scp community trans
What
most of them are
Say what you're thinking, pal
there are no attention seeker gifs that arent cringe
but uhh
attention seeker
average middle schooler
You literally said you were 14 dude
Nope you're just the average
Fr
It is
Kill everyone
How would it be
we could sacrifice you
It's not
I see that ad an absolute win
n-no! please d-d-dont kill m-me!!! I'm j-just nervious...
what ad 🥀
I'm shutting down the server
You're welcome, child
FINALLY
Finally
YESSSS
Yo momma's
Took long enough
Damn I hoped we would've had a few more days at least
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
soon
coming from someone who works on scp sl lol
can we just get halloween and then skip to 15.0 rq
you're welcome, kid 😎
neato
No, I don't work on the game unfortunately/fortunately
dude literally just said your israeli
here
That'd be @karmic anchor
Neat, I get the sense that I probably want nothing to do with this conversation 
Let's not talk about this
i think its good for now

Sy
where update
not here right now
you fucking imposter
I'm not an imposter, i'm being John this month 
Imposer
admiral john
John what
John Cedmod 

hiii
hello guys im female and i cant find a single girl in public servers which servers is more recomnded for girls 🙏 eu only
nerd
this is so crazy
i've never seen a girl only server or a boy only server
😭
well
never found a problem with that
Skill issue on your part? There's more males on the game than anything 
true but i've seen some girls
It's a rare sight sometimes, just something I don't actively think about
its not skill issue maybe there is good servers friendly ones yk
which server did you play?
that like wasn't friendly
I mean theres quite a few friendly ones but no only girls only boys 😭
I am europ
someone called me slave and the n word
Holy fuck
official?
only girls tycoon vs only boy tycoon
lol
i never said only girls
GOD TYCOON
i mean that could be 2 thing
if official then report it to nw
if not the staff doesn't care report it to nw, else report it to the staff
Never open an ingame report (for some reason the mods dont look at that shit anymore, (maybe because its overused asf))
Unofficial argie servers
They used to answer those
Until they just said "go to the discord to report"
And the process there was a bit more complicated than in game reporting
Atleast it was kinda funny gaslighting mods into setting me free after killing someone in mtf spawn
Servers down?
I dunno
!status
btw new idea
You should only really join a server if you're adamant about reporting someone
we start off bad
we should make boys and girls only servers 
fuck u
mega social experiment
I got none in my menu.
Girls don't play Sl duh
see who will get more report
Boys and girls civil war
in a day
No official servers, at least.
Why are we doing gender segregation now?
gregregation
greg
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Mods, pin this.
Hi chat
Mods pin this man to the wall
hi
I'm 17 💔
ur right...I'm 23...
I meant as in literally pin you with a massive pin on the wall
Like a sticky note
Isnt that what's every server bout
We know what you meant, pal, there's no escaping this
This isnt my first time being misinterpreted
I am not falling under pressure
Won't be your last either 😂✌️
you know why? best social experiment you can figure it out if boys break more rules or girls do
Boys do
So you DO admit you are misinterpreting what im sayin
Just gonna say it
Nope, you said it, I read it
are the severs getting dossed or have I eaten to many paint chips
Too late buddy
mods? im being harassed
Paint chips?
Lol 🥀
Mods... desintegrate apostate
Don't worry small discordian! I will protect you from all evil!
desintegrate
Small Discordian 😭
Sybau N*rthwoodian
Yo...
Okay you small strange man
Gurt has informed me I should apologize to the mods for being anti-northwoodian
IF THIS FLAG
OFFENDS YOU... I'LL HELP YOU PACK 🔥 🔥 🫡
LMAOO
I discriminate against Northwoodians for their choice of career
the irony of small
For no reason, mind you
Apostate if you ever step foot on northwood territory a series of unfortunate events will unfold
Bwahaha
For being a receptionist?
If I ever sense a Northwoodian in my immediate vicinity, prepare for unforeseen consequences.
Uncool man
Thats not free, man
Thin ice buddy
LOL
There's no way you came up with this on the spot
I did
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Screenshotted this minor conversation and saved to my memes folder
nah, it's not out yet and I haven't got news of it yet
!leak

WHAT?
you heard me
juicee
Whatchu mean them jews?
W cassie
they are delaying it
ngl im banned from scp sl
it's always been late October release
@rancid dome
should be
💔
The Rothschilds taking over NW to purposefully delay the Halloween update 💔
Dude, don't triple down 😭
okay?
You have awoken what you shouldn't have 
let me have my freedom of speech
your
and?
My reccomendation is to remove his kneecaps
Left speechless
Lmaooo
😲
🐺
okay
You are very tuff
Your speech is free but you're not free from the consequences
??????
hello?
Jel
W Spookro
ok bro





