#general-chat
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What man
the man
Huh
WTF LOL
idek why I have that picture

where did you get that from??
I know that I downloaded it from discord
and coffin of andy and leyley in the background ballrightttt
but I don't remember where when and who
aw i wanted to play secret lab on my nintendo 3ds
is this why we clash?
THIS IS WHY WE SIEGE
yes
let's rainbow these six Siegers

Like what even is that
Peak
good.
censor the s word bro
hell nah
LMAOOOOO
You should take it too ..
Wdym 1...



Go shower
holy propaganda
My spiritual animal
fat
Wow..
I'm underweight but alright
cap
Evil creature
Real!!!! So dangerous!!!
me after taco bell 
I'm sorry
I'm gonna go now
gai
OOOGA BOOGA
@past dune wanna join a really cool and secret place?
The basement 2
Sublevel in Huberts basement
Huberts cellar
Good luck
What about basement 3?
or 4
There's no...
Never heard of it-
No one saw the light from basement 2 so who knows ..
what funny Cassie commands are here nowadays
!auro
They removed that command because it was a text wall
!auro
no way it's the man himself
what is that textwall right under that lol
what's with all the capybaras btw
They're just cute 
/report

hello Dj Nathan
Bread
Why "for halloween only "?
How do I report someone for cheating/hacking so global mods can get them.
Are you a server staff?
Hello
I am
Use Polaris Bot
Bo7 kinda meh
the only time you'll accept being a maid is for "halloween"

When is the Halloween upate happening or has it started
no
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
on halloween

crazy right
Ikr

!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
why do I know these names
It says reporting a player can only be executed in a guild but they don't have the bot in their discord
hello
please follow this https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/reporting-a-cheater
when did you leave the polish server
I could've sworn you were on it
Because people wanted it so bad
Cuz he's not polish
Cuz he was staff

Halloween is supposed to be about dressing up though.
But je aint no more
Yup
oh damn didn't notice
Imagine being Polish
Been a year
wow
poor alex
Loser
being polish and mocked as a femboy
I'm polish bro
It's friendly fire
I hate poland

oh then it's ok
I love making fun of Poland
Yeah being a maid for halloween
low-key my favourite thing to do
!maid
@fossil wasp you should draw auro as a maid
DO IT
mb for not stalking you instantly
Gravy you should not do that
Gravyard
can't believe you have that femboy in your friends pal
!maid
You'll have to speak up. I'm not able to hear you from down there.
:)
LMAOOOOO
anyway imma go to sleep
do maid do maid shit
nighty night
I'd assume so
aren't you the same height as auro
if not smaller
I will dropkick you
taking his time to write...
yup, hes small.
I'm smaller
imagine being below 1.8
5'7
ok vro
How about we trade huh?
Why does it take so long to launch for the first time bruh
How about that big guy..
its installing a lot of capybaras
I'm 182 
Hubert prolly wears high heels idk
I already installed the game π
you're very old
I am pretty sure the average human male is like 170-175 or something
short mf
youre 1.67
why arent you in the pyramids of egypt
and the average human female is like 160-165 or something
six seven..?
Can we ban this guy
Speaking a lot of shit for someone within shin-kicking range...
Please
So I have to get the server hoster to report them then?
if you have the game installed on HDD, then its gonna load slow
dude
It says install script
I bought SCP SL on CD card
yes aka your owner
oh
π₯
Itβs a laptop
I got SL on itch Io bro
laptops have ssd and hdd
How the fuck
there's a cringe poster at the back
found it in a corner shop
ITS NOT MY PHOTO
My god
uh huh
resist... making... joke...
No.
master please report the cheater

this is real btw trust me
wasn't strong enough

!auro
what's this even about
More out of context screenshots
why u got a knife
auro is the punching bag for being short

so he shanks people
short person
!stab @hidden merlin
@amber lintel now you can never escape from this screenshot..
also has a gun
Heres why
shortest person in the studio tbh
You're going to find out real quick if you keep going
If everything I've said out of context was put against me I'd... uh.
well.
whisper_iguess#0 has been muted in this server.
!stab @sleek estuary
And there it is
OH NO
Well that sucks then. Cause the upper staff members are saying that it's a spectator glitch and must have been lag. I want to report thembecause i am adament that they are definitely hacking.
dentytxr#0 has been muted in this server.
RUN AWAY
TECH SUPPORT IS CANCELLED
A what

!unstab @hidden merlin
@meager slate 1984
whisper_iguess#0 unmuted in this server.
Your gone lil bro ..
I will make it 1984 if you guys keep going
I assume the stab command is meant to be for mutes that don't log.
wym thats OSM
I will become big brother
FAAAKE.
*little brother
No they log
gamestaff or
1983
DUDE
ye
FUCK
actually yea, there's that british bird still
ITS STILL RUNNING INSTALL SCRIPT
!stab @amber lintel
har har har har har
thealbowtross18#0 has been muted in this server.
The bite of 83'
again with the Detroit Become Human reference omg
π what id do
we all know that DBH invented stabbing
what does shooting do
!unstab @amber lintel
is it just a fancy stab
Auro you know what to do
!shoot @hidden merlin
WORTH. EVERY. PENNY.
no
Guess we're just stabbing people now
NO
thank god hubert knows all
thealbowtross18#0 unmuted in this server.
NO PERMS LMAOOO
you have mere seocnds
you should stab me next frfr
whisper_iguess#0 has been muted in this server.
no the bot just sucks ass still
OHH shit your osm π
Nuh uh

!stab @past dune
I'm free
YEA LMAO
No perms loser
curse of ra
Don't spam

NOT CASSIE DELETING MY MESSAGES
LMAOOAOOOO
HA
!unmute @hidden merlin
@snow umbra WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
hubert of nerfed on discord π₯
I'm invincible
Okay no need
thought you forgot bout me βοΈ
No need to bring that up
whisper_iguess#0 unmuted in this server.
at least he didnt ban baguette
maybe ur one of the good ones
can we put redbot down?
!stab @steep summit
okay now I'm really going to sleep
bro is so slow now
the lion does not concern himself with horrors beyond his comprehension
I work for myself. You can't control me.
Too strong..
!rep @past dune
You have just given @past dune a reputation point!
!assasinate
π ( i just started yesterday)
Cassie is on my side
buh bye
anyways

Only cuz Hes the same level as you
He cant ban his boss

I'm invincible
smh auro
LOL
you think he behaves but he dont
itsa1ex#0 has been muted in this server.
!unmute @past dune
itsa1ex#0 unmuted in this server.
Hubert might not have the strength
@ancient ice rest in peace bro auro a bitch
So Auro can mute me and Hubert can't? 
But I do
@meager slate you should shoot this guy, hes french
and i wont call your cat italian
Deal
Maltan hating for the game
!shoot @true sky
Finally
Executed

gupierre_#0 has been muted in this server.
If I was Overseer this server would have no rulebreakers
!stab @everyone
!unmute @true sky
No rulebreakers
gupierre_#0 unmuted in this server.
sorry @tough tapir but auro's cat is actually hungarian on further investigation
Lucid
Hiii lucid :>
lucid...
you should make auro super-overseer
Everything is as good as in the books
obviously
SUPER OVERSEER
Super O5
I'm sure we'd all look up to you.
Well...
Someone is about to get shot, again.
You're on thin ice buddy..
There's a fine line between being alive and being muted.
Dont cross it
I intend to FUCKING STRADDLE THAT LINE LIKE I'M TONY HAWK
I see napoleon is tigger happy today
!stab @amber lintel
smh
Evil
thealbowtross18#0 has been muted in this server.
!stab @cinder sapphire
There it is
You
oh god
thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.
Osm speaking 
thealbowtross18#0 unmuted in this server.
Everyone?
mean
Can't wait to look up someone's mute logs and see 1 billion Auro mutes with no listed reason 
Everyone that dares speak ill
My dms be like
All from Auro...
If I could delete them from the logs I would okay..?
I don't think you can 
Time has been murdered
Yeah so dont blame me 
!unmute @cinder sapphire
thetimelessone26#0 unmuted in this server.
what he do
You dont want to know
spooky
Bro was silenced by the government
Literally 1984
napoleon is so mean
Car

i am convinced every northwood SL server is full of retards
why the deep voice?
Narlor hasn't done a CASSIE Line for 5 years so time got the better of him
Someone able to help me with my game
what the helly
is it a technical issue?
@meager slate bro went full anime girl on us
Yeah and ive tried every thing it says
tried everything for??
whats the actual issue here
Have you tried Northwoods Technical Support Channel
where did you make a ticket
unless you make it in Technical Support they wont help you
why does the revolver do 51 damage on a headshot
technical-support
Attachments
alr just wait and explain your situation
Im not a tech guy so just wait for someone with knowledge to help you
no attachments and it still does around 50 damage
You need extended barrel and 5 Shot Cylinder
Max Damage
i have that yeah
you are the reason why hardly ever show work-in-progress stuff
maybe u hit a body shot
got ya
pretty sure i didnt
wha- π
you angered the divine wrath or something
2 skeletons can get one skin if they do it right lol
You can't hold back a CASSIE Stan Hubert
you know that
like ive had 24 mins of just load crash load crash load crash
can we get a dev showcase for the 173 thingy mathing hube man
but you're spreading misinformation
welcome to SL
thanks
WHAT
I'm just showing how excited I am for what I heard π
Ik it's a work in progress line
yeah but you're misrepresenting the context
check dms
ima send you this
did u want me to change the context? π
wait do you like cassie?
This years Halloween event was de sync
Going to be*
I think he's saying it's just the raw audio file of the announcement prior to the intercom effects added ingame and CASSIE's voice isn't actually changing
We couldn't even experience the Clutter
I think it's more so the Idea only surfaced recently and they don't know if they want to replace his lines again with some fresher ones. And yea on top of the fact that the line isn't really baked into CASSIE's processing
Hubert is upset with me so im sad now π
I'll do better
I promise
i just have a special skill to read people like that i guess
Back when I played rBreach and the revamp was still in development, I created a dedicated section on the wiki to "upcoming SCPs" based on models of SCPs that the game's modeler showed off even though they were just things he made for fun and not things that were actually being added
I know the feeling, we all learn π€·ββοΈ
nah it's honestly not a big deal. But your wording suggests this is the new announcement, while in reality it's just the raw version of it. The difference between this and the final version is no smaller than what the previous raw announcement sounded like
Is this a live Hubert reaction
I just assumed so much was gonna change due to you losing CASSIE Warhead Filters or smthn, I'll reword it I guess
Does this go into the compilations
we made a new filter, it's actually even stronger than the previous one
oooo
wait this is even better
I think I asked this before, but will you also add the (Processed) but non Warhead filtered audio to the game files or somewhere
I'd like to snatch those when they do release
If thats not the final filter that is in the current audio files we have
probably not
the engine automatically scraps anything that isnt referenced anywhere

hmm
New CASSIE filter leaked;
Noo.. the new filter is obviously this, Hubert will confirm
This one's good too
I have to ask, who voice acts cassie?
Indeed
its a lot deeper now
Underrated
Its RAW
His balls must of dropped 70 times more than what it already did
5 years is a long time I guess
π
Insane messages in this discord server
Theres a big difference in his older lines
what is the scp 1853 downside
From a lore perspective you could also argue that CASSIE's demeanor changes depending on the urgency of the situation, like him being more calm notifying everyone to evacuate 15 minutes from now compared to notifying that the entire facility is about to be swallowed by hell fire in a minute and a half
other than that
true asf
I've also heard people say CASSIE Is noticably deeper in other announcements due to him being damaged in the Breach
TERRAN
Granted. The LCZ Line existed before CASSIE officially became a concept
that too
It was just Narlor doing a normal voice for decon
but I guess theres an attempt to give a lore reason
It wasnt until they brought him back for MTF Lines that CASSIE officially became a concept and there became a set voice
To be honest there aren't really any drawbacks besides not being able to use cola/anti cola.
That I'm aware of and can remember
yeah old decon and warhead announcements were before cassie acting was established
so the new warhead announcements are much closer to cassie's identity
Only decon stands out now
Back in 1830
Namely 15 mins and 30 seconds
does this mean a potentional rework of CASSIE's LCZ Lines
Actually there's another drawback: no funky tunes to traverse the facility to π
It seems reasonable given them already replacing warhead
actually 30 seconds is the lower one, its after 30 seconds I believe
Light containment zone is lockdown and ready for decontamination
Not really needed. I think it would be nice for consistency but that is something for audio team to take care of
I guess the inconsistency doesn't really matter
The next step is drop Narlor's consciousness into CASSIE, so he can feel like a REAL Autonomic Robot
glados type shi
truly
π
Im resigning and never coming back after hearing this
how can i make a server to play?
Alone or with friends?
w friends
You either
Spend money to get a server created for you (Usually the smaller options are like a couple bucks a month, especially for Shockbyte)
Or go through the pain of running the server off your computer, and making it accessable for friends
and how can i run the server with my pc?
Narlor's consciousness watching the admin type cassie message for chaosinsurgency and scpsubjects . . . you like men into the command bar for the 8th time that day
god I havent done this for so long I completely forgot
Poor narlor π
CASSIE Will soon turn on us
Just you wait
Another Crashout from CASSIE And he might activate Omega Warhead
I think we kinda deserve it IMO
E.P.A.S. shit boutta return
as the other comment said, the easist way is to download the dedicated server tool on steam. more details here: https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/link/12#bkmrk-method-1---steam-ded
Windows Installation
Ensure you meet the requirements
Minimum Specs: 3 GB RAM, 2 Core CPU, 4 GB St...
if you want to host an actual SL server for public, I suggest buying a host since your IP will be exposed publicly
if you want to just play on it yourself, nothing else is needed besides setting up the remoteadmin config to give yourself perms (guide https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/3-remote-admin-config-setup)
if you want other people to join such as friends, youll need to port forward
angy cassie :3
Day 2: Remove the hideous goggles
nope
Only pros grab the goggles and throw them off the map as soon as possible
Their more like Echo Location now
idk if thats the correct term tho
cause they will pop up no matter what
They work once in every 19 rounds of which you end up getting mag dumped before you can do anything with them
but its like signels every few seconds which tbh isnt that bad, but wall hacks overall is kinda silly
I don't see goggles as a massive issue anymore.

yea like, before it was a HUGE Issue
I don't use them anymore, they waste a scp item and an inventory slot
Detected
You knew you were dead when u heard this and u were alone
Goggles are not fun to play against imo
and I will stand by that
they're also fairly strong in an average map
against fully competent players it's not as good
@rocky adder buckshot?
I just throw them off the map when I can
they had the same effect of cola, before it was nerfed it felt so good finding it, same with Goggles but since the update, you either grab them cause thats all your gonna get, or ignore them
Even cola feels more rewarding than goggles
not tn not doing so hot

Alright. Get well soon!
Cola is only good if you know the location of 914 or every healing item on the map
appreciate it :)
I hope everything goes well for you π
Use 244
Cola can be turned into anti cola making it great early game
its gotten better, and tbh is still viable but when it was firstly nerfed, it really felt useless after having old cola for so long
Now that there are less doors cola is much better.
Micro/Cola is still very, very strong
Isn't it basically walking speed?
I guess you have no stamina
Running
You just gotta be extra careful cause u wont be full health
so dog and shy guy got that extra chance
3 colas and a dream
man.. Even 4 Colas only use to do like 4 Damage per second
A dream of dying because after the second cola every healing item on the map vanishes
3 colas does like 5 now
Man I wish I could play sl rn
4.5 I believe
Had to sell my pc
so gla they got nuked cola stacking
i guess never cola stack before a respawn, cause you will NOT FIND any medical
Gang getting four colas in a single round only happened if you sat in 914 the entire game and the scps suck
Why the cola stack capped at 3?
There's a lot of meds in heavy.
Yea but might take a bit to find
Should have left it the way it was
If they even spawn in their locations
People got too fast and people whined
I need more colas
You can just walk around, no need to run
Because people would stack 4 and run around the map for half an hour and waste everyone's time.
Cola + Anti cola my beloved...
Also why is anti cola stackableπ
do you actually get more distance walking than running with cola??
Yes. I believe walking drains ~.5 ish. Sneaking drains 0.1 ish
looked it up
no
walking is 0.9/s now
I love how everyone hates dying until they get the option to blow themselves up
sneaking is 0.225 now
Either way I walk unless I'm in direct combat or need to get somewhere fast.
its the satisfactory of taking something down with you, or resulting in game changing damage for SCP's
A juicy 200 damage to 173..
I don't really get why everyone always runs everywhere all the time
save at least some of your stamina in case you round the corner to an SCP ya goobers π
No patience
thats why with peanut always shoot first or catch them off guard when in a fight
half is generally a good rule of thumb
well like
The faster you get to entrance, the less likely to actually see a SCP
Classic
hedging
using some is good but people use all of it too much
Lmao
even better
Most of the time it's to move to places faster in combat or to avoid combat with scps or blood thirsty guards
Risk of encountering an SCP are low
What fucking game are you playing
Gmod scp rp?
Scps are blindπ€«
Mate is playing Secret Laboratory. Not SCPSL
#suffering
I dont get sports
Switch teams then your team is no longer losing
@void cypress you stink
That's mean
but its true tho
You should say sorry
Nvm snitch
see
:(
π
π
When Halloween update
At the end of the mouth
Canβt wait to be marshmallow guy
The Evil candy calls out to the player base, will they answer the phone?
P I N K C A N D Y K A B O O M
Can we move the Halloween update to after black Friday so I can get a new pc
No
Now
Right now
This very moment
As I live and breathe
I can't run the game well either tbh
Atleast you can fucking run the game, I had to sell my pc
Still faster than the next tf2 update
Valve's janitor will make new update soon
He's busy making new cases for cs2
As a heads-up for anyone attending PAX Aus this week, I won't have any SCPSL buttons or posters n stuff to give out but I'll be there for all 3 days. I'll have some NW pins on my pointy-eared beanie so try and look for that lol
What happened, why sell?
Australia
Yeag
Sol stolen NW's pins for us
Lmao
So cute
I made them for myself
What the hell sure
Simple, forgot to cancel my subscriptions after losing my job, didn't check my bank for a month and was destroyed with overdraft fees
Went -400 and had to sell my pc to get out of the negitives
Ah
And that's why we need a lock feature for all cards and accounts
At the bank level
I got a new job a few days ago so I'm just going to save up until black Friday or cyber monday
And get a new one
Oh my god
I had 808 and spent most of it on stupid shit
I probably coulda bought a good pc by now...
Meh, next week
Been wanting to play sl bad
(I'll get paid even more money, and then won't even do anything better with it)
Casino
Bet on green
Bet on a good night's rest
evil curse word
Job?
Good luck!!
Thanks!
im back from having a Panic attack
Don't panic
my pc did a GPU update cuz the tech support told me too and i got locked out my pc for a hour 30
It's been 55 minutes since I last joined SCP SL...
moneys tight
dont got the money
alright post computer reset lets see if games works
LETS GOO IT WORKS
Why is there no servers?\
Restart the game
Hello guys
!rep @rancid dome
You need to wait 2 hours, 51 minutes, 15 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Bwa
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
morning
I looked at your pfp and my god
What did you see
Hi sudarik
"THIS SUN REFLECTING ALL THIS ICE, I CAN'T SEE A MOTHAFUCKING THING"
MY FUCKING EYES
Exactly
It's almost 2 am
Then you out here fuckin
Hitting me with the dead by daylight flashlight stun
Mf just pallet stunned me then used their entire god damn flashlight on me
I mean, shouldn't have clicked the profile :>
I shouldn't get a fucking blindness debuff by tapping your pfp
Hi chat
Im not high yet
Cavemen
Huhh
Are you in my walls? How do you know it's morning 
cuz i find that you usually send this in the morning
Stalker

Ohhh i read how good morning sex
.
Gaaah
Perverted
The guilty one explains himself
My car
Just following your tutorial
It sounds way better in polish

Cuz two stalkers cant be in one place
Idk
You dont

not me for sure
Simon is old
You are just a TS, just like I am a dmod
OSdmod
Today is today
lmao
I have never mentioned of it at all before lol
Gimme like 20 minutes and I will be
No comment
Maybe one day I will get my TS fans 
kitty kitty car car
Just make a game of your own, maybe youβll get some
starts to crash the computer and blue screens
Awesome
My abilities be like
.# yes comment
@past dune how many pc you boomed?

It's been a minute
@mortal crypt @true sky
Add bullet holes to people so I can see how accurate my shots were
oh no i jus wanna see the giant 12x70 shotgun hole
Lame
Playing as guard;
Casual, 90% of the time you end up finding 939 before you can play as guard
Wsup
The sky or ceiling
that creature cant possibly have bones in their head in order to contort like that
or the skull is soft, similarly to rubber
i wish i had a skull like that
E
A
O
P
Wild
IT exist?????
if its in turkey that would make it even funnier
it exist but its a primitive area
crazy
no
Its in turkey
i didn't think the city existed
but its a primitive one rn




