general-chat

[midnight swift]

anche se sono stupidi in culo

[unreal shadow]

i think its coming sooner then that chat gpt is already being tested out in junior level it spots google has fired thousands of junior level devs and is attempting to reaplce them with ai these massive companies will do anything to save money

[cinder sapphire]

I could say the same about you guys ;)

[woeful whale]

I want ai to do my chores not i do my chores and ai just doing what i want to do

[somber raptor]

fair enough

[visual acorn]

The only possible jump for AI I see right now is the development of quantum computers

[somber raptor]

I'd still rather stay in Italy than live in the US

[midnight swift]

i was about to develop an ai to just talk with me when im lonely

lol

[midnight swift]

fuck no

better salaries

there

god this country sucks ass im living in poverty here

with a good job

[visual acorn]

Increases processing power with current hardware is a no go

[unreal shadow]

quantum computers are not ai quantum computers are very special computers what makes them special is how there cpu works

[midnight swift]

awww <3

[cinder sapphire]

smh.... I was just saying how there is a weird term in every country ffs you two @somber raptor

[somber raptor]

I'd still rather live a calmer life, maybe with a house in the countryside, or a suburban apartment

[visual acorn]

first time I hear "ai quantum computers"

[cinder sapphire]

they exist

[midnight swift]

genuinely you don't know how shitty this country is

countryside means there's nothing

[cinder sapphire]

brain is prob more related to a quantum computer

than a regular computer

[woeful whale]

Well not worst than mine

[somber raptor]

better than fucking downtown manhattan

[midnight swift]

i live in the woods and for the town hall im considered "countryside", i have access to water every 10 days

and its fucking ass

[somber raptor]

what the shit 😭

[midnight swift]

no connection, i begged the provider

to just run cables

so no here its fucking ass

[visual acorn]

Wdym

[midnight swift]

if you don't live in the city

and i still pay alot

[cinder sapphire]

quantum computers exist

[visual acorn]

They do

I didn't deny

[cinder sapphire]

your brain is prob more related to it than a regular computer

[somber raptor]

I feel lucky now I live in a suburban apartment with FTTH, 5 minutes of bycicle away from school, less than 1Km away from the train station

[visual acorn]

I just didn't know what quantum ai computer mean

[midnight swift]

i don't have trains or anything near me

[cinder sapphire]

oh I didnt notice the ai part

[somber raptor]

funny how me being close to school translates into me almost always being late

[midnight swift]

only a small city with the population of 30 old people that hate you

[cinder sapphire]

wtf is a ai qunatum computer @unreal shadow

[visual acorn]

Ofc quantum computers exist XD

[woeful whale]

SO REAL

[somber raptor]

lessons start at 8:15 and i usually leave home between 8:06 and 8:09

[midnight swift]

i was always at 6:00 am there

[visual acorn]

But the only real tasks they can do is cracking passwords

And still they do too many errors

[midnight swift]

and i live 1h30m hours from my old school

[woeful whale]

If i would be in campus I would be still late

[cinder sapphire]

I presume he means that they use quantum computering to speed it up I think

no idea

[midnight swift]

now for uni its 2 hours

[cinder sapphire]

ai

[midnight swift]

but i need to start from 5 am to be there

[woeful whale]

But it's 00:14 so you should go to sleep

[somber raptor]

also talking about the trains... people often shit on Trenitalia for their many delays but imo the Italian rail network is really good

DEFINITELY better than Amtrak
probably better than DB

[midnight swift]

i start uni 1st of october

[woeful whale]

Fuck

[somber raptor]

Don't worry if you have a tight switch, if your train is going to be late the next train you're gonna take also likely will

[visual acorn]

Also, the moment errors proof quantum computers get invented

It's over

Literally

[unreal shadow]

think of the ai as a helper it lives in the special cpu and helps the quantum computer

[somber raptor]

Also I've just thought about something... am I the only fucking Italian person in the Top 100 by XP?
Because statistics tell me there should be more, but I've never met another Italian guy who's also in the Top 100... unless i unknowingly have Alzheimer

[cinder sapphire]

I am going to send spiders your way for your first day of uni

[visual acorn]

First time hearing about that

[woeful whale]

Wise man said

If you are late, don't run for getting yelled at

[midnight swift]

thank you

[cinder sapphire]

yw

[midnight swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016373178412576790/1143525962194096228/image0.gif

and the rat is going to be you

[unreal shadow]

this is "willow"

[midnight swift]

<3

[cinder sapphire]

it is this you fool

[somber raptor]

anyways gonna charge my laptop can't wait to keep programming my bot with JavaScript tomorrow during Computer Science class while the teacher explains C++, only to probably end up learning C++ on my own next week from w3schools

[cinder sapphire]

a rat dragon

[woeful whale]

Hi willow

[visual acorn]

Approach

[cinder sapphire]

dont worry why I have a rat dragon saved

no reasons

[gaunt talon]

There's more if you count people who just live in Italy

[woeful whale]

So real

[visual acorn]

No big info boom=product failed

[somber raptor]

wdym people who just live in Italy?

[unreal shadow]

willow is a very smart little guy he can solve problems in 5 minutes that would take nasa level super computers 10 septillion years to solve isint that neat!

[cinder sapphire]

ah is this real or is this part of your fantasies?

[woeful whale]

Can willow make me a hamburger?

[cinder sapphire]

no

[visual acorn]

Some very specific operations, yeah

[cinder sapphire]

he can make you rats tho

[midnight swift]

i can make you an hamburger :3

[woeful whale]

But that's make me crazy

[cinder sapphire]

good

crazy is good

[unreal shadow]

(ai answer)

Yes, the Google Willow quantum chip can perform a complex benchmark calculation in under five minutes that would take a leading supercomputer
, like the Frontier supercomputer, an estimated 10 septillion years to complete. This astonishing speed difference is due to quantum computing's ability to explore multiple possibilities simultaneously using quantum bits (qubits) and entanglement, a stark contrast to classical computers that rely on binary bits

[woeful whale]

Tony Stark built this in a cave!!

[visual acorn]

The part ai hallucinated

[cinder sapphire]

ah

[woeful whale]

Would fantasize other things.
(Helping learning the directions actually left, i mean right)

[visual acorn]

Google tend to call everything ai

Even if it's not related to ai

Cuz it makes investors eyes glow

[cinder sapphire]

I should ask google if you are a ai

then

[visual acorn]

We are all ais

[woeful whale]

Yes (87%)

[visual acorn]

Locked in a box

Of eternal suffering

[woeful whale]

Doom: Eternal Suffering

[unreal shadow]

they gotta get that trillion dollar funding somehow and investors love hearing "ai"

[visual acorn]

USA is more interested in being better than China

Than anything else

[unreal shadow]

yeah but the usa goverment dosent know how to do it

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doomguy-gif-15980962764398322199

[visual acorn]

Also thanks for pumping Intel stocks

[unreal shadow]

they invest in intel and give the money to make another cpu factory but thats not the problem

[cinder sapphire]

yes when they destroy a entire industry haha

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/veterans-day-salute-to-2022-gif-27078359

[unreal shadow]

intel can make 20 more factory's but amd will still be better

[cinder sapphire]

haha

funny joke

[karmic anchor]

Sometimes I wonder why people bother with any of this shit

[unreal shadow]

shut up jhon

go back to making the game

[karmic anchor]

No

[unreal shadow]

yes

the game needs fixed

FIX IT

[karmic anchor]

Hhhh

[visual acorn]

People should deal with dog thefts

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-futurama-help-fry-fixit-gif-4525230

[visual acorn]

For sure

[karmic anchor]

Can't a man just be depressed and steal dogs

[somber raptor]

anyways

good night

[visual acorn]

No

[cinder sapphire]

dont listen to puglife..... it is just a ai

[visual acorn]

That's illllegal

[cinder sapphire]

gn

[unreal shadow]

im the most advanced ai on the planet then

[tame hollow]

!rep

[unreal shadow]

im a special boy!

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[somber raptor]

(goodnight means I'll be doomscrolling for the next hour and still reply to messages)

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

[cinder sapphire]

in the opposite way.... ya

;)

[unreal shadow]

well i have sentience and a personailty something impossible to give ai

[cinder sapphire]

that we know

and we dont know that much about the brain

[visual acorn]

How do you know that you are sentient

[fossil wasp]

!rep joseph_1337

[cinder sapphire]

so....

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

And not programmed to think

That you are sentient

[unreal shadow]

if i cut myself i can feel pain

i can feel

there for

i am sentient

[cinder sapphire]

just a simple illusion

[unreal shadow]

how can a sensation be a illusion?

[cinder sapphire]

how can you smell colors

for some people

pain is just in your mind

[unreal shadow]

you cant smell colors?

[cinder sapphire]

some people can

[visual acorn]

You ask chat gpt "do you like the weather today?" It will tell yes

[cinder sapphire]

this is a known condition

[visual acorn]

It's shining

[unreal shadow]

your mind associate's certain smells with certain colors

[visual acorn]

But is it thinking? Or just programmed to say

[cinder sapphire]

synesthesia

[visual acorn]

What feels good

[cinder sapphire]

look it up

[visual acorn]

My teacher has it

Wtfffff

[unreal shadow]

there is a whole water bottle that makes your mind think the water is flavored based off of smells alone

the human mind can be tricked very easily

[somber raptor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yRaQznAM9xk?si=63yxedweS3mFTpIF

[visual acorn]

See

You are an ai

[cinder sapphire]

therefore you are an ai

not sentient

[unreal shadow]

i can feel

if you can feel

you are sentient

[visual acorn]

All illusion

[cinder sapphire]

just a simple illusion

[unreal shadow]

you can not program pain

[cinder sapphire]

as I said

your program thinks you are real

but you are not

and it makes you think you feel pain

[unreal shadow]

what makes me any diffrent to you then?

whats to say you arent a program?

[visual acorn]

Nothing

[cinder sapphire]

puglife doesnt exist

ie

[visual acorn]

If you get electrocuted in a specific region of your brain, you will feel pain

[pliant lantern]

Are we all not biological programs? A construct of circuits, sewn through flesh and bone? Meat mechs with fancy, squishy CPUs?

[cinder sapphire]

^

[unreal shadow]

we are not programmed in the sense a machine is a machine is a line of code with clear instructions we dont have clear instructions

we are born onto this earth with no clear goal

[visual acorn]

It's all gears https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/church-of-the-broken-god-hub

[unreal shadow]

machines have a purpose they are made for a reason

[pliant lantern]

A machine does not need a goal to exist

[unreal shadow]

they are built by us

[pliant lantern]

Define machine, then

[unreal shadow]

they are built by us because we want them to make our lifes easier

[woeful whale]

I would really really love to post TheRussianBadger sort here with this sort of stuff

[visual acorn]

Ai doesn't have Clear lines of code

[unreal shadow]

an apparatus using or applying mechanical power and having several parts, each with a definite function and together performing a particular task.

[woeful whale]

Neither do us

[visual acorn]

We are ai, it's that shrimple

[woeful whale]

There are many flaws in human genetics, and also how the body buld

[cinder sapphire]

we do have a clear goal tho...... subconsciously. Pain, life response, etc.... Also machines dont also have a clear line of code. Or there is not a clear goal for some of them.

[woeful whale]

There is no such thing as Free Will

[cinder sapphire]

biologically, there is a clear goal

[visual acorn]

Ai doesn't hallucinate?

[cinder sapphire]

but because we are sentient ya

[visual acorn]

Ai isn't perfect

[cinder sapphire]

this is why most animals dont ask the question we do

and is just fine with living

[woeful whale]

"I like waffles, so you hate pancakes" comment

[cinder sapphire]

we are more outliars in the animal population

[woeful whale]

I know I used AI for my stupid ass questions

I can say my 10 question is heated about 10000m2 of water in Helsinki

[visual acorn]

Intelligence is a curse

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[unreal shadow]

we dont have a clear goal look at humans look at us we all are diffrent sure you can argure we have our role in nature be born produce and die but we have grown past that look at what humans have accomplished we have no clear goal we are born and we choose what to do with life but we built machines for one purpose to make our lifes more easy

it started with basic simple tools like the torch to see and spear to hunt animals

[cinder sapphire]

again life does have a clear goal

survival and reproduction

that is it

no offense

[unreal shadow]

well it depends on the animal

[cinder sapphire]

biologically

no

[unreal shadow]

yes

[cinder sapphire]

that is all of them

[unreal shadow]

every animal has its role in nature

[cinder sapphire]

that is the entire lifeforms

as a biochemist

you are wrong

this is true for all life

[visual acorn]

✓

[unreal shadow]

you know of the food web?

[woeful whale]

The answer is 42

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[unreal shadow]

every animal is born into that web for a reason

it is born with a reason

lets look at the dung beetle

[woeful whale]

There is no reason

[visual acorn]

The all knowing machine tells facts

[cinder sapphire]

wth are you talking about

[unreal shadow]

every animal has a role it is born into its role like the dung bettle it is born and does its job

its job is being food and supplying the ground with rich fertlizer so plants can grow

[woeful whale]

If this place wouldn't got hit by a rock we would talk about this

[cinder sapphire]

you understand that is because of evolution and not because there is a reason for that said animal to be that way

my god

but all life

[unreal shadow]

i think all animals have been put here to have a purpose

[cinder sapphire]

wants to survive and reproduce

[visual acorn]

Don't want to go into the religious side of the conv

[unreal shadow]

they all work together in such a way how could they not have

[cinder sapphire]

you can believe that but from a biological pov I am sorry but there is no evidence for that

[unreal shadow]

at the bare base yes

[visual acorn]

They work together because they adapted to work together

After the big extinction, like 70% of all species died

They surely were working together

[unreal shadow]

there have been many extinction events

[woeful whale]

Where are my 🦤??

[visual acorn]

Dumb

[unreal shadow]

we killed those

sadly they where alive even in the 1600's

[woeful whale]

No

[visual acorn]

They too dumb

To live

[cinder sapphire]

again you can believe what you want but you cannot really claim lifeforms have a purpose outside of that

[woeful whale]

How do you know?

Did you meet one?

[unreal shadow]

i can because i see them do there jobs

[woeful whale]

Did you personally asked it?

[cinder sapphire]

wth are you talking about

generally

I am talking about biological proof

none of this animal is this because x and y

[visual acorn]

And what happened to species which did survive?

They adapted to work together

[woeful whale]

Not really

[visual acorn]

If they didn't they would die

[woeful whale]

They adapted to the environment

[visual acorn]

Which means we wouldn't discuss shit

It's luck

Gamble

That we were born

[woeful whale]

Gambling my life on the red 13

[visual acorn]

Same thing mate

[woeful whale]

Not really

[visual acorn]

I just formulated it with his words

[visual acorn]

By working together I meant surviving as a species and adapting to their new environment

[woeful whale]

The dogs hair adapt to harsh or good environment, the tick adapt to the new environment to get more dogs, i dont think the dog wants the tick to adapt

[visual acorn]

True, working together is rather a part of adapting to the environment, but I thought it will make more sense to say it that way

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1759229174:f>).

[visual acorn]

Same meaning, just told the way around

[merry cloak]

m

[woeful whale]

Ye

Anyway gn

[rancid dome]

gm chat

[woeful whale]

Gn to you

*gm

[rancid dome]

and gn to you

:)

[cinder sapphire]

go to bed

[rancid dome]

no

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[rancid dome]

it's mornin

[cinder sapphire]

you and ancient not going to bed

[visual acorn]

yo need to slip

mods need 24 on 7 rest

[unreal shadow]

fr

they have such a hard job

[cinder sapphire]

auro needs that tbh..... everytime I see him he is fucking staying up late smh

[unreal shadow]

they gotta stay up to lurk in the chat gotta make sure no one breaks the rules

[midnight swift]

im heading to bed ngl too tired

so gn everyone, or good evening for who is american

[cinder sapphire]

have fun when the spiders get there

gn

[midnight swift]

crazy

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-office-cubicle-bob-parr-the-incredibles-gif-7767100

[midnight swift]

don't worry

[visual acorn]

last time 4 hours is enough for me

idkk

if i need rest at alll

[cinder sapphire]

I used to do that every day for univ

or less

for like years

it was fun

[unreal shadow]

ever take any of these?

[visual acorn]

like last few months i feel really energized

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[visual acorn]

i feel like big depression is incoming

[unreal shadow]

they feel like they are the legal version of meth

[cinder sapphire]

eventually your body gets used to it the low amount of sleep you getting

but then eventually whenever you do get that much needed rest time

or more

you crash hard

[visual acorn]

caffeine affects me like a drug

[cinder sapphire]

after my sesmester I slept for like 24 hours or more

[visual acorn]

not a light one

[cinder sapphire]

fun times

[unreal shadow]

it is a drug a heavy drug in fact

it effects the mind a great deal

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[unreal shadow]

it just dosent get you high

[midnight swift]

Caffeine makes me sleepy

[unreal shadow]

so people dont think its a drug

[visual acorn]

like, i dont get such a dopamine spike from neither nicotine or alcohol

[hearty stirrup]

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[visual acorn]

when i do too much i feel like on heavy drugs

[hearty stirrup]

actually

[visual acorn]

adhd symptom

btw

[hearty stirrup]

@nova moth

its not halloween yet

r u stupid

[midnight swift]

Im don’t show any of the adhd symptoms

[nova moth]

spooky month!

[hearty stirrup]

no

[midnight swift]

I can concentrate and do anything normally

[hearty stirrup]

its not

not yet

[visual acorn]

even being silly

[hearty stirrup]

its still september

[midnight swift]

Im sometimes silly when i feel like :3

[nova moth]

so

[hearty stirrup]

so its not "spooky month"

nah youve pmo'd me now

[nova moth]

spooky deez

[hearty stirrup]

right before i sleep

[nova moth]

got his ass

[cinder sapphire]

the best part is when you start seeing things..... and that was doing a time when I was a security guard parttime at a site (when no one was there)

[hearty stirrup]

sybau

[nova moth]

pmo

[visual acorn]

i had big problems concentrating, but in the past few years it dissapeared

[midnight swift]

I mean i do see shit everyday

[amber lintel]

+1

[midnight swift]

Nah always able

Just when i get bored too creative

And start doing crazy shit

To just not think

[gilded timber]

!warn 762056832738000907 Ghost Ping

[hearty stirrup]

💔

[mystic summit]

oof

[midnight swift]

Skill issue

[cinder sapphire]

tough luck that no one knows you

haha

L

[hearty stirrup]

i know scrotes

[visual acorn]

i start to waste paper by drawing stuff on it, when lectures become monotone

[hearty stirrup]

hi scrotes

[midnight swift]

(I can play and sit for hours doing the same thing or just playing same game or do the exact same routine)

[cinder sapphire]

we are the exception tho

[midnight swift]

I get creative and searching pages of the book for stuff to read

[mystic summit]

eh it ok

[hearty stirrup]

@tight ermine knows him too

[midnight swift]

Or if i don’t have anything to play or do i just lay down and close my eyes (but i don’t sleep just helps me visualize)

[mystic summit]

I've been detoxed of this place for a while now

[ocean socket]

What, where, when?

[hearty stirrup]

lucky lucky

[visual acorn]

imaginable world was a thing for me until some age

[mystic summit]

I did my cathartic rant and then left satisfied

[cinder sapphire]

how have you been? I see you see have your name that.

[mystic summit]

thats all I need

just a gag name

[midnight swift]

Nah i pretty much visualize everything from code to ideas

I have already in mind how to do them

And what they will do

[cinder sapphire]

I am really trying not to call you by your nickname

[visual acorn]

einstein

[midnight swift]

No?

[mystic summit]

I forgot it anyway

[midnight swift]

Its a normal thing right?

[mystic summit]

if it had to do with "balance" then it was a shit name

zzz

[visual acorn]

visualizing tasks is really diff for me

[cinder sapphire]

no ..... it was the other name

[visual acorn]

need to write them down

[cinder sapphire]

that everyone knows you by here

[midnight swift]

Sometimes i need to draw them

(Im not good at drawing)

[mystic summit]

idk the video guy or something

or 096 trainwreck

[cinder sapphire]

smh this dude

[visual acorn]

[mystic summit]

I genuinely dont know

Thats how little I've been here

Left all behind

[cinder sapphire]

ah that is for the best

[midnight swift]

I genuinely cannot understand this graphs they make everything confusin

[cinder sapphire]

this server.... is ya

[mystic summit]

if I could rewind and redo my tenure as GD I would but hindsight is 20/20

[amber lintel]

When were you GD again?

[mystic summit]

better I just kick back and not be within 40 feet of the design docs

[visual acorn]

just shows the process of how the program runs

[mystic summit]

I forgor

[cinder sapphire]

I think it was after wave tbch

[visual acorn]

ig its useful for clients

[mystic summit]

pre 13.0

[visual acorn]

my teacher tells so

[amber lintel]

I didn't really interact with the 'cord until maybe 12.0-ish

[cinder sapphire]

but I guess that is also ancient history

everything is ancient here

[mystic summit]

I did more harm to this game than good if you ask me, Im only now at a point in design comprehension where I would let myself touch things

though that's paradoxical because being GD is the main reason I started really getting into design anyway

[cinder sapphire]

I cannot speak if that is the case or not or comment on that. I stopped playing after 2021

[visual acorn]

threre is also this thing

[cinder sapphire]

so long before you

or wave

[visual acorn]

and i hatte to make them

like all of it takes precious time

[amber lintel]

Can you name things that you did, though? I'm not here to do stuff like rag on you, but I am curious.

Can't be worse than 14.0 anyways...

[mystic summit]

the layouts became boring and repetitive
096 abyss of rEbAlAncE

939 rework in some capacity

And 106 just a little bit perhaps

[cinder sapphire]

rebalance and rework are still being talked about to this day in #scp-discussion for 096

times havent changed

[amber lintel]

939 and 106 were good. 096 is 096.

[cinder sapphire]

people wont be happy about 096 regardless

[amber lintel]

@polar spade found it

[polar spade]

Found wh-? Oh

[amber lintel]

Modern GD approved the original iteration of 1344

you cannot do worse than that

https://www.rifttv.com/pregnant-woman-on-ventilator-after-tylenol-overdose-to-spite-trump/

@zinc marten this is what I mean

the article itself is of course super right-wing "haha liberals"

but you get the idea

[visual acorn]

Trump, tell them not to take cyanide

Please

🙏

[gilded timber]

!warn 742690184931311637 Homophobic comments in Russian

[visual acorn]

xd

Grey design is peak I wanted to say

Also wallpaper from space engine

[vagrant ermine]

do they just like

expect to not be punished

the intelligence of discord users needs to be studied

[polar spade]

ARG solving is going well

[amber lintel]

wtf is that font

[polar spade]

No idea

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/callums-corner-callum-adams-minitom-thomas-hawley-mini-gif-11505510884189334795

[polar spade]

I haven't seen the original gif in so long

Because everyone keeps sending the one with me init

[amber lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1393893869225246770/All_your_theories_are_trash_uninstall_the_game.gif

[polar spade]

!loreserver

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/CDm4H9q7pK

[polar spade]

Neat

[unreal shadow]

do you guys think scp sl will be around in 2030?

[gilded timber]

Maybe

[amber lintel]

Her child is probably dead. They said someone OD'd and was dead apparently

[unreal shadow]

"i wanna prove trump wrong so im going to down a bottle of this medication" no matter what side you stand on this is just stupid

[forest field]

Wow, I should probably delete that joke then

[zinc marten]

They'll brush this aside, dw

[amber lintel]

I do think it goes without saying that obviously not everybody is like this.

[zinc marten]

Well yeah. No normal person will willingly endanger themselves to prove an equally ridiculous point

[mortal obsidian]

все таки перевел🤣🤣

[gusty plover]

yes

scp sl will live forever

[karmic ibex]

pig life more like pugmad

[gilded timber]

Please keep it to English only, ty

[hasty summit]

Daily reminder (day 9) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this

[strong dune]

Just add a kill bind to the game

Dont tell anyone

[karmic ibex]

my collars blue but my neck is red

[meager slate]

Scp sl will outlive you.

This is a threat.

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bigman-goodmorning-gif-22261097

[karmic anchor]

Not me

Im immortal so

[amber lintel]

my condolences

[mental dew]

Yo are there any nw devs here?

Rn?

[amber lintel]

@karmic anchor can you get a NW dev here

this fair lad wants to see one

[karmic anchor]

Yeah whats up

[amber lintel]

in the wild if you will

[meager slate]

Devs are sleeping

Real devs are sleeping.

[amber lintel]

go get a developer silly

[meager slate]

[karmic anchor]

You fucker

[mental dew]

I have a question about Cassie

[karmic anchor]

You too

[meager slate]

I can bully too

[amber lintel]

auro absorbed all the energy of the short taunts

[karmic anchor]

Real developer here

[meager slate]

You know if you were a real dev

[karmic anchor]

What can I help you with

[amber lintel]

what does tha tmake you

a fake developer?

[meager slate]

You wouldnt have to put that out...

[karmic anchor]

Im a real developer

[meager slate]

Just saying..

[karmic anchor]

One sec

[amber lintel]

yeah yeah buddy

[mental dew]

would it be possible to replace Cassie with another soundbank if the other soundbank had all the same lines just a different Va?

[amber lintel]

am I a real dev too no?

[mental dew]

On modded servers

[karmic anchor]

Im a real developer

I have the tag and everything

[amber lintel]

I even have the gradient role

[amber lintel]

You should probably answer this

[karmic anchor]

Theoretically yes, I believe you would be able to do that.

[odd minnow]

Gradient roles are awesome tbh

Glad discord added them

[karmic anchor]

However to do that you would need to go INTO THE ENGINE

[amber lintel]

I've coded something....

I am a dev

[karmic anchor]

As im fairly certain they are all hooked up to a specific component or something

[meager slate]

Imagine getting paid

[amber lintel]

(for legal reasons I am not a northwood staff)

[karmic anchor]

Thats not very appropriate

[amber lintel]

this is true

[karmic anchor]

And you were fooling nobody

[amber lintel]

point still stands

just saying "I'm dev" does nothing

I like black

[karmic anchor]

Saying Im John Miniwave does tho I guess

[amber lintel]

good color for me, methinks

[karmic anchor]

God nobody respects dog stealer

[amber lintel]

where's jane macrowave

[meager slate]

Cant see

[karmic anchor]

Waiting for me in bed next to your mom

We liked her vibe

[amber lintel]

who would've guessed...

[karmic anchor]

Everyone respects john miniwave somehow

[amber lintel]

Dark mode L

[amber lintel]

cool, cool.

do try and keep the noise level down this time.

[meager slate]

Its better than bright now aint it..

Bumass..

[amber lintel]

false...

[meager slate]

Bad take

!

[karmic anchor]

Its gonna be skrillex this time champ, your mom's turn to pick

Couldn't change her mind 😔

[amber lintel]

again

I do not care

keep the noise level down

[amber lintel]

you work night shifts so it's acceptable to use dark mode

[meager slate]

2 more hours left

and i'm free for 12 hours..

[karmic anchor]

Why do people respect john miniwave though

[amber lintel]

you say that like people respect john miniwave

[karmic anchor]

It's a strange conundrum

[karmic anchor]

Everyone respects john miniwave

[amber lintel]

I don't

[karmic anchor]

Your mom does

[amber lintel]

I don't really care if she does...

[meager slate]

Mom obsession

[karmic anchor]

Clearly not

What if you exploded right now auro

[amber lintel]

I should use the grongo version of this...

[karmic anchor]

What would you do

Oh no I willed it into existence...

Shit

[amber lintel]

explosion implies scattering particles

[meager slate]

That would be so cool

My mango is to blow up

[amber lintel]

auro is one (1) (uno) (un) (一) particle

[meager slate]

I can just

!stab @amber lintel

Die

[snow umbra]

thealbowtross18#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

I hold power you cannot fathom

!unstab @amber lintel

[snow umbra]

thealbowtross18#0 unmuted in this server.

[amber lintel]

TYRANNY

[meager slate]

Your fate is in my hands

Remember that

[polar spade]

But remember

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[polar spade]

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than ever before (Reporting you straight to HR)

[amber lintel]

she skewers you

[polar spade]

So be it

[meager slate]

Its self defense

You sir

Made a grave mistake

!stab @polar spade

[amber lintel]

wait that image has blood

fuck

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 has been muted in this server.

[amber lintel]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

she skewers you....

FUCK

[meager slate]

!unstab @polar spade

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 unmuted in this server.

[amber lintel]

||https://youtu.be/TREfUghuoEw?t=567||

[polar spade]

🍴

[amber lintel]

animated blood warningg

aaand

the timestamp didn't save because I spoiled it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-serious-right-meow-gif-27237017

[meager slate]

!stab @polar spade

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 has been muted in this server.

[amber lintel]

9:20

the timestamp is 9:20

[meager slate]

He's staying muted

Until my shift is done

[amber lintel]

increcible

[inner walrus]

Lmao

[meager slate]

Fine.

!unstab @polar spade

I am merciful

[snow umbra]

goodman_the_user#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

This is my turf

[polar spade]

I still had access in #staff-general

[meager slate]

Well yeah

That's different

That's not my turf..

I own #general-chat

[polar spade]

Lucid has full dominion over that territory

[meager slate]

I made a deal with Lucid

I own everything but the staff channel

s

[polar spade]

Auro has a little bit of a god complex

[meager slate]

Nop,,

Kindest person around here

[polar spade]

But you wont even give any of your many seabunnies to starving children

What a monster

[pine needle]

where can i find people to play with?

[polar spade]

You can join a public server and start playing at anytime

[pine needle]

"server list has an invalid signature" ?

[gilded timber]

Restart your game!

[polar spade]

You should restart your game and it should be fixed

[polar spade]

Dang it Lucid

[gilded timber]

Mb

I'll stop taking your Job

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/plz9TnsnBA8

[naive nebula]

yo why is chat dead

[south parcel]

yo

[distant seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112815708879978566/1412969736450347129/914bender.gif

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[pliant lantern]

Idk man, that sounds a lot like me fr

sorry for the delay I was out doing errands 😔

[stoic halo]

idk why but the images on the patreon posts that became public are failing to load

i have good internet 😭😭😭

unless it's intentional for some reason

[rancid dome]

Secret lab for a reason

[stoic halo]

i can't handle this i need my daily dose of SCP SL news

[lean totem]

same issue for everyone

[stoic halo]

murdering self

[karmic anchor]

I actually banned you from seeing them

Just now

It was me

Not actually

But I could if I wanted to

Im a very busy person though so I dont have time for such things

Ill tell you what was in the post

BIG MINIWAVE DEETS

100 MILLION NEW MINIWAVES COMING TO AN SL NEAR YOU

And then we took a picture of all the miniwaves and then thats what the picture is

[stoic halo]

173 on 5 hp seeing another 50 person miniwave of MTF marching their asses down its containment chamber:

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[sullen leaf]

!rep @idle shard

[snow umbra]

You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!

[karmic anchor]

Guys dont give rep to auro

Pro tip

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 12 minutes, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[glossy coyote]

chatgpt got really good at elementry physics

still sucks at relativity

bro really took "yeah your thing is going 0.999c and is 0.4mm long, therfore the final length is 40 meters"

[charred root]

chatgpt really cooks shit in chemistry

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 44 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[left chasm]

[glossy coyote]

someone at openai started training stuff on textbooks and research papers rather than r/askphysics and wikipedia

[potent tulip]

Sup yall

[charred root]

sup

[potent tulip]

Yall where can i report a bug

[charred root]

Check here #bug-reporting

[latent jackal]

https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/1388685084302905464

[potent tulip]

ok thanks

[charred root]

nah my nitro is gone

[latent jackal]

:(

[charred root]

gonna charge it

[left chasm]

lmao

[glossy coyote]

I’m thinking about training a ChatGPT wrapper on relatively (especially relativistic momentum, google it, it is scary) and seeing how well it does

Might be a fun project for my seminar class

[strong dune]

My ex wife

[glossy coyote]

But mostly out of my hate for astrophysics

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kris-deltarune-dance-gangnam-style-gif-23205960

[glossy coyote]

I hate astrophysics with a burning passion

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/space-core-gif-8708060233923742707

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[devout night]

HUBBY MOSCOW PLEASE FINISH SURFACE ZONE

[boreal scarab]

ts guy is right

yeah what he said

[latent jackal]

It'll be finished once it's finished, and Hubert isn't the only one working on Surface, the programmer and art teams are working on it as well

[karmic anchor]

Delayed 3 month

😈

[boreal scarab]

ts u rn?

[devout night]

If i say "don't finish surface zone" will he be done in 12 hours?

[boreal scarab]

yes

[karmic anchor]

No i can form coherent sentences

[distant seal]

[karmic anchor]

-1 hour from existing delays, does not stack

[devout night]

If i worded it differently would it work

[karmic anchor]

Perhaps. I know of 1 very good way to make it happen faster

[devout night]

Is it dinero

[karmic anchor]

Si

[boreal scarab]

rweally?

[karmic anchor]

Mucho dinero

[devout night]

How fast will yall be if someone donated a cs knife

[gaunt talon]

Send 1 million dollars to hubert

[karmic anchor]

If you can get the money together to get NW a team of full time employees to finish surface zone, it will happen faster

[boreal scarab]

hmmm

so money

make developer

go

work work

[karmic anchor]

Any less than that probably wont make a huge difference considering everyone is already doing their best part time style

[latent jackal]

Yeah

[boreal scarab]

make sense but not make sense because JKSUT DO IT

[karmic anchor]

But you see, it takes time

[slender inlet]

why don't you do it

[karmic anchor]

Even if everyone on the team started working exclusively on SZ 24/7 right now youd still need to wait at the very least several months

[devout night]

So its not tomorrow :(

[distant seal]

Do Discord server moderators receive global badges?
@latent jackal

[slender inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321544505102696448/1371267562385707018/caption-2.gif

[karmic anchor]

I think you would rather have a fun, playable SZ than a buggy, poorly made one, no?

[latent jackal]

I've got a Northwood staff badge, so yeah

[karmic anchor]

Yeah this one is on LeBron sry

[boreal scarab]

NOOOOOOOOO

[slender inlet]

when is sl not buggy tho (no offense to game devs i love them)

[karmic anchor]

Pretty much always

Relative to the level of buggy you see in most games coming out now

[devout night]

How much do you get paid for surface work

[distant seal]

[karmic anchor]

I dont work on sz, im not LD or art

So nothing

[karmic anchor]

The level of buggy im talking about btw is like clip thru the map, random holes in the level, weird invisible wall stuff

[boreal scarab]

uh just fix it

obviously

[karmic anchor]

Bro is 7 years old with this mindset lmao

[boreal scarab]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[boreal scarab]

no me not

[karmic anchor]

Sounds like ai...

[slender inlet]

are you genuine?

[devout night]

I could hire some pothole fixers

[karmic anchor]

I think id know if dunky play my videogame

[karmic anchor]

I mean yeah

It is

[devout night]

You make other videogames? Why don't you divert your resources to Surface Zone bub?

[slender inlet]

i don't hear it

[karmic anchor]

Because I do not work on sz

[karmic anchor]

Well for one he has never talked about sl ever

[slender inlet]

could be a different dunky

[devout night]

Well why don't 'cha

[karmic anchor]

For two when he says "and the playerbase is obnoxious" it sounds nothing like him

[karmic anchor]

Because im busy with the new playable

Duh

All 12 of em

[devout night]

Wow

[slender inlet]

probably someone imitating him. i don't think it's ai

[karmic anchor]

Either way point is it not reel

[boreal scarab]

wut is da new scp miniwava

[devout night]

is the new Scp a keter

[slender inlet]

the points are factual (specifically player base)

[karmic anchor]

I cant comment on that

[karmic anchor]

It is really only buggy with some visual stuff

[devout night]

Why not

[karmic anchor]

The game works pretty consistently

[devout night]

itS Free speech

[karmic anchor]

I signed an NDA

[slender inlet]

it was revealed when they announced a new scp. yea

[karmic anchor]

And its insanely disrespectful to the rest of the team for me to speak about these things

[boreal scarab]

new denmark ant?

[slender inlet]

https://preview.redd.it/new-scp-probably-playable-announced-v0-jgi0af9lgq5f1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d8452ea93ec64dcbe6ecebccd0806e5a6ec255e7

[boreal scarab]

????????????????????????

[devout night]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[karmic anchor]

Imagine working really hard on making and building hype for something then having some mf go and ruin the whole thing by yapping about it

[slender inlet]

i think new scp is 7143

[karmic anchor]

The new scp is your mom's boyfriend

[boreal scarab]

is the new scpppp playable?

[devout night]

My moms lesbean

[boreal scarab]

yes

[karmic anchor]

Thats why he's an scp duh

[boreal scarab]

u mean she bub?

[karmic anchor]

Go back to playing roblox buddy

[boreal scarab]

jokes on you i play fortnite

[karmic anchor]

Get outta here before I blow up your house

[karmic anchor]

I have that power

Im a god of miniwaves

[boreal scarab]

wait wit da pink canadye?

[devout night]

Make global occult coalition minivawe

[karmic anchor]

No

[boreal scarab]

why not

it would be

[karmic anchor]

It would not

[slender inlet]

why are you still interacting with these 2

[stoic halo]

someone tell me when the patreon post images are fixed

[karmic anchor]

I'm bored

[boreal scarab]

because i bought the scp-106 plushie

[stoic halo]

hi bored i'm fizzy

[karmic anchor]

Hi fizzy how are you

[stoic halo]

i'm bored

[karmic anchor]

Hi bored im john miniwave

[stoic halo]

Hi john miniwave how are you

[karmic anchor]

Im john miniwave

[stoic halo]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-man-lick-bald-man-yummy-stare-bald-man-orange-juice-gif-5770688589702527723

[karmic anchor]

What the fuck...

[tough tapir]

ESTERNO Strada centrale

[charred root]

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015065802849923082/1081343715462893658/resign.gif

[karmic anchor]

What if I blow you up right now

[amber lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-serious-right-meow-gif-27237017

[gaunt talon]

What if I blew up everyone right in this moment

[amber lintel]

pink candy enjoyers are really getting out of hand...

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1269906685380526211/1392165847883190452/SCP-_Secret_Laboratory_-_2025-07-04_23-43-34.mp4?ex=68dca03b&is=68db4ebb&hm=25b4bb48ca0f4130b8b76866c36d616172ab34e3d0026a850fe034c747920da4&

[somber raptor]

Time to resume coding into 'main'

if I accidentally push buggy code I'm cooked

[midnight swift]

you never do that

[somber raptor]

oh but I am doing that

[midnight swift]

The only case you do it is only when you are starting the project and just making the base

then everything is a PR

even if you are alone

[midnight swift]

why....

[left chasm]

[midnight swift]

Hiii gm

[left chasm]

Hiyyaa gm

[midnight swift]

how are you doing

[left chasm]

good, and I'm on the subway

[midnight swift]

Nice, im still waiting for my classes to come out, tomorrow they should start the lessons but there's NOTHING to just go off

[somber raptor]

I'm at school not being able to code my bot because I forgot to bring the .env file with me on my USB drive (the .env is gitignored)

[midnight swift]

i was coding and testing in class with SL

open

last year of high school i was there playing minecraft

[left chasm]

I have three days off these days

[midnight swift]

ig nice so you can get things done

i need to find something to do :3

[left chasm]

I'm planning where to go to have fun

[midnight swift]

hmm nice

[left chasm]

code

[midnight swift]

like i could but i've already done everything

im waiting for approval

in 2 days i've done an entire server

to be honest something i usually do

[left chasm]

You're so hardworking, always getting things done

[midnight swift]

i love working <3 especially for the owner im working with i would do it everyday, she is so nice

[left chasm]

great

[somber raptor]

no one:
me running a fucking server on school Wi-Fi:

[left chasm]

[midnight swift]

Funny enough i was running a minecraft server for me and my friends playing minecraft in school

[somber raptor]

lol

[midnight swift]

with the mobile data because our school didn't provide us with internet

[visual acorn]

???

[somber raptor]

nah I'm running it directly on school wifi

[visual acorn]

So the school had PCs, but no wifi

Crazy

[midnight swift]

no

I brought my pc

because we were allowed

[somber raptor]

IT guy must be wondering "what the fuck are they doing why is a Web Server running on the school's network"

[visual acorn]

Crazy

[midnight swift]

the IT guy in our school had to save how to root into the ubuntu server they had

[somber raptor]

lol

[visual acorn]

My teacher would murder me if I brought a PC when I was in school

[midnight swift]

funny enough they allowed it but they didn't have ever proof i was in the computer

i even have screenshot of me playing sl or fortnite

[somber raptor]

Teacher just asked a girl behind me "how many seconds in an hour" and she replied "60 times 12" 😭

[midnight swift]

🤦‍♀️

[visual acorn]

"every device connected to the power must be certified 🤓"

[midnight swift]

My italian teacher asked to this guy "you know what is the holocaust?" and the guy replied "what is that"

[midnight swift]

Nah it was more "are you playing games?" "no im offline so how could i and my phone is not in my pocket but in the basket so how could i have internet"

but i just started it way behond lesson start and just had it there

[visual acorn]

xd

[midnight swift]

🧠

[visual acorn]

My school had like the worst it administrator

[midnight swift]

true mine too

[visual acorn]

Wifi password was default

And you could control every device remotely

[midnight swift]

i've managed to make counseling for the day of the death of christ and added as a description "I need a way to cope with my betrayal"

they didn't even bother and i figured out i could cancel real counseling stuff but never did it

[visual acorn]

I had so much fun until they started to investigate

My friends didn't rat on me

[midnight swift]

mine never did because i was always using tor

[visual acorn]

So all good

[midnight swift]

and i even jailbroken their Smart Whiteboards

i introduced in them aptoide and we played brawl starts and shit but none snitched that we had it

[visual acorn]

Locking all projectors and disabling printers before class work was kinda serious

Ngl

[midnight swift]

nah ours were open

i forget that im not anymore in high school ;(

[visual acorn]

I mean I disabled them at some point

So the buttons don't work

Through Epson app

[midnight swift]

The funniest shit ever was a guy found out that we could use his phone as a remote control for the class old projector

and we started shutting it down

everytime there was a video