#general-chat
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Energy Overcharge grant has been reduced from 100 to 50 energy.
Toss is so cooked in PvT
this has gotta be a chatGPT generated patch
hay servers abierrtos?
Am i accepted for redbull mechanical job
Gr
it has attachments?
uh yesh
maybe i just suck 
😭
it has attachments that make the bullets spread its pretty neat
Did you need 52 hours to come to that conclusion???
agree
Played today, died because i glitched on wall where i couldnt move nor shoot the enemies
And these laugh made me insane
Im still in question who tf is carly
And how tf did everyone die at 2nd test chamber
!langru
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Danger Pillow
Inflated like a bag of lays
It'd be a nice way to encourage getting out of bed in the morning knowing every second you spend resting your head against it is a second you risk becoming a stain on the ceiling
make the people on the sun side jump
all at once
i had a dream about this
it was grim
queueing league
ok but what if this happens
@old jetty@velvet mason^
@gilded timber if deepwell isn't going to be publicly chattable in, could you make it an announcements channel so we can siphon the deepwell messages for
A Deepwell annoucements channel?
They don't let just anyone access that kinda info
I have no idea what you're talking about
Is this another [P] thing
❤️
I'm starting to think this community has lost it
They'll believe anything these days
B
👀
did you know that im going to kill the moon
its alive and it should not be
i want to fix that
revenge for termina
wah wah wah
run
other ones r usually very unstable and dc me a lot
and now i know a bunch of the regulars on there so
they know im bad shooting stuff and they dont bully me so much anymore
Are you telling me you're gonna...
Take the moon?
oh no.
:/
Fuck Orhu is too new to know about the Moon Incident
ive been here since 2018
well, KpG boots me a lot
so it is unlikely for me to see you on there because I don't play KpG
i also know about the moon incident if it is what i think you're talking about
Ok thank god
nowadays I basically play exclusively zircon and some pentagon sprinkled in
lmao
k
#general-chat message
I'll put it for reference for anyone who's confused
you take everything that seems like fun
you stir it all up and when you're done
Radda radda radda radda radda radda
It's been 6 years, when are they gonna give it back
do feel free to ping me if you get on, though. I'd love to do a round or two with you
We took the sun
shut up marketer
there was never going back
i was gonna get on in like 20 mins
🌝
@amber lintel im getting on for a lil bit
@steep summit what is this
1 gingerbread pix if you tell me, and it’ll be an exclusive
uh
ging!!!
does ging know i would die for him/her
he expects it
WHO ARE YOU
whimza gaming
!defenestrate @vague cove
!kill @acoustic kraken
@modest veldt
wait wait wait
Hi @acoustic kraken!

thelordofbaguettes#0 has been muted in this server.
you fool
actually I’ve come to the conclusion that I may have made a mistake and might be murdered in my sleep
It’s curtains for you pal
ill give you a broly boost
Explain what you meant by that
aboose
nuh uh
uh huh
is there somewhere i could ask for support for issues that are blacklisted in the tech support tickets? not expecting support i just want to see if theres anyone willing to try to help\
God
What issue are you having?
crashes with proton
You should be able to report those issues to either of these websites
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Proton/issues/4229
https://bugs.winehq.org/
What in particular are you having issues with?
not exactly sure but im getting somewhat consistent crashes after 10-20 mins of playing
i could add the player.log if that would help
what graphics api are you using?
ive tried both dx12 and vulkan
Does anyone know if 3114 (skeleton) is in rotation to be randomly selected or would I have to enable an option for him to get picked in the server configs or anything like that
you'd need to use a plugin if you want him to spawn in automatically, or wait until halloween event
this might be related to your issue? https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Proton/issues/4229#issuecomment-3110905628
not sure what logs they mean, likely proton since SL playerlogs doesn't have these type of logs
the entire thread or a specific comment?
sorry my web browser didnt send me to any specific comment, gonna take me a minute to find the one linked
Another thing, I remember editing the configs and being able to choose like how many players were needed to decide how many scps there should be, and I cant find it anymore.
team_respawn_queue in gameplay
oh my god thank you, its been so long since i've done that It wouldnt have even came to mind
np :)
if needed
0 = SCP
1 = Facility Guard
2 = Chaos Insurgent
3 = Scientist
4 = Class-D Personnel
i actually read this like 10mins ago and updated my config but it still crashes
i think that bug report was for a crash that affected most if not all linux players that was patched in 14.1.3 (i think)
what are the colors available to badges because by default owner_color is red but when i tried setting it to "purple" it didnt seem to work and i even saw "TAG FAIL 1 - ScaryMonsters - /-/ purple -" so I'm assuming i usedthe wrong name or something
I believe these are the available colors to use
you cannot use purple, cuz it is my color
Magenta is goated
Meow
i like crimson
I thought purple was your color
yep, it is my current color
You already have

Damn it… I guess now I have to use pink… and pink is… for girls 
Why is the blue steam emoji sad
Pumpkin, as the normal orange is too light for my liking
He should be happy because he's blue
Sadly purple is reserved for Global tags
And sadly, my knuckles are reserved for whoever made that decision 🤜 🤛
That would be HR.
blue cold tone
Goated decision
could i have a golden one :D
wait for badge rework, then all colors will be free to use (prob hex codes)
The Golden tag is for Hubert
only him?
From my knowledge; yeah
i thought studio directors were gold
can i get a brown tag and can i call it the "shit doo doo doggy dog tag"
Brown is a local colour
you can
i want a sepcial brown color just for me
poop yellow
You can only have one director
peak
It's all Studio Directors, if you manage to catch one in-game 
+Ced
Real, I miss my Purple tag :(
It's almost impossible, I think they did not play SL
besides Hubert
what is your tag now lucid
i have purple
so will I become a manager in the future?
"Northwood Discord Manager" in a kinda silver grey, which also isn't a bad colour but purple happens to be my favourite
Nothing is impossible
I would like to apply for studio head
Although my purple tag was a staff one 
@gilded timber can you make it happen?
I have no qualifications and cannot program
No :(
):
actually I should be helper, but because of the 16-year policy
Why cant they translate our tag more cool 🙁
Hired
😎
no more community helper now

💔
how say
I hate ai slop
policy
@unreal shadow I'll be honest that just wasn't pleasant to see, please don't send it again
R.I.P Northwood Lite
Perhaps the world's most inactive Discord
The gif stealing cycle continues
You forgot the , in the middle
It will be missed 
Ruined the joke
Like it's impossible to become a manager
I got that part but I just spent like 2 mins trying to figure out how a , would change the meaning 😭
I'm horribly dyslexic
miss Nathan
I was dyslexic when I was a kid tho, but then it resolved on its own
miss him when he was manager
I got a diagnosis like 2 years ago lol
Unfortunately I think mine is here to stay
lucid coup finally took down nathan
how to fix verbal communication problems?
It wasn't verbal, but more about writing and understanding of written
gotta think a bit about my lunch
Just said some bullshit cuz writing-verbal but whatever
V me 50 eat KFC :D
I had problems with understanding what's written and it took me extremely long to understand
i can wait until next week4 buy
week4
:D
whats that
Crazy, it's like yesterday was Monday
thursday
yea a bit
that can be understood is good english
Sometimes routine makes me skip big chunks of time
You time-traveled, bro
if you do not open DC for 24h, you will be teleported to weeksun
More like aged aged a but without any noticable changes
is it not amazing? :D
bruh how old are you
Not old
But I already feel the pressure of routine
every morning u wake up and imagine 15.0 update
Hitreg fix🙏
will feel like time passes very slowly
💀
luckily, you can feel it earlier in CN
well maybe unluckily
They tend to overwork
helo
what?
yea it's 1:28pm rn
and so why should i enjoy your lunch?
if you want
was just being polite, and you actually took it seriously?
no?
i was confused thats it
nope
now you know

hi
hi
G'day all
sigma
Good morning
Im up bright and early (i had no choice)
How do you do my fellow scp sl players
don’t ever play SCP SL at 1:15am central standard time
my baboon scp teammates fell for the same flash bang trap two times in one minutes
that grammar was diabolical I gotta go to bed
New discord mod's victim
We will remember his sacrifice
About
I already forgot
how do i appeal my 1000 year voicechat ban
You'll need to appeal it on the server's discord server; this discord is just the main hub for SL
What did you do 
forgor, all i know is that i cant talk till 3024
where
Well, what's the server's name?
kitchen island i think
!officials
Hello, this server is the hub for the game.
You can check the list of official servers here.
#1375576141607338026 message
You can appeal that mute via their Support ticket system
Make sure it's a SCP:SL ticket
dino is kitchen island agent
Shh

KI agents? Here
Never
Kitchen Island would never dare to come near this place
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
rude
Original: https://youtu.be/Elj4zDLqJvw
I LOVE ULTRAKILL GO PLAY IT NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
HERE.
AND.
NOW!!!
Why does SL have to drop an ARG the second my life gets busy
this some bs
cant wait for the amazing 90 minute youtube video someone will make about it though
Funnily enough the ARG dropped right as I finished all my tests
I dont have a single free hour until Sunday 😭
DID BRO SURVIVE OR DID HE DIE??
Literally from when I wake uo to when I sleep I have smth im supposed to be doing, between work school and comps
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
Ty
!rep @bold talon
You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!
What 1.5 gonna be anyway
Wait the goat still alive?
Is that scp 5k
Yes
How u got this dialog
I tried search for anything on scp 5k i cant find any
Even how did he survive in world were scp foundation are evil
@charred root
Peak update though
Scp 5k been years in alpha
Uhhh
I think like 20 dollars? Idk
Remake of survival mode
Soo in campaign we fight MTF?
Gonna be funny if NTF
ig would be cheaper here
Nah
Also why we dont have d class that help us and not shoot us as we see gaurd and d class shoot each other
We're UIU
Another group of interest, they'd think we're part of foundation
But dont they question why we shoot foundation gaurd even i know we wearing blue like some MTF do
Mtf in canon dont wear blue, its just how the SL represents them
Also u as dclass you're desperate to escape and forget who you should side with
In c2 when guards and dclasses clash, i just wait till someone kills someone eventually
Welp ig we have kill sacrifice them for humanity then
But what happend to other d class in scp 5k world
Some git executed
Some maybe even escaped
The dicover program is way before the main campaign incident
Im still waiting for c3 or c4
Idk if it true but is there once w try escape a nuclear strike?
Also would we might one day fight with CI in africa?
Give me a reason why I shouldn't key this fuck's car goddmit
Lawsuit
Satisfaction
Im not sure cuz i wasn't able to play before
Self control
you shouldn't because this proves you did it and in court it will not be much and you are stupid for saying it
if you do something like this LEAVE NO TRACE, you know how much they are going to make you pay for everything lol
so why? and even a lawyer cannot defend you because you admited for the crime
what if the lawyer was daredevil
i don't think even saul can save this guy
key it while no one's looking and walk away inconspicuously
yea but if they catch you with cameras
and they search for clues
100% they find this
they aren't even going to do anything
just straight pay
IF...
there are alot of people
houses
a camera is near for sure
and if there's one and you look it 100% you are going to be suspicious lol
alot of time in your hands
reeally cool
oh
cassie was made with templeOS
CASSIE was crafted
Cassie was created by a human who was born thanks to other 2 humans, which they were born by another 2 humans and so on
what did you say
called "Pedigree collapse"
the game about a sister and a brother with a coffin in the name and cousins marriages
thats the fact lol
.
Who is this?
@upper raven just a little stratch
This is shocking content, remove it now.
Won't load
ass wifi
I do not require a photo of your passport from you.
Remove shocking content.
I guess you can't delete this photo because you are in kindergarten now.
Spoiler please 
It's a little graphic
Delete
You'll need to resend it
Doesn't sound too bad.
Imagine seeing 096 tear your body apart
Epic honestly
hm
Im not in that department
become apart of it
Marketing should program new scps
🥀
They don't do anything
don't have the necessary skills or portfolio for the position sadly
(this is satire)
develop your skills
Tried, didn't work out
try again
Don't feel like it
you will never become dev team
Miau
Based
how big was the 15.0
Massive
how big was megapatch 1 / 2
🤔
nah there are good updates like the update that added SSSS
that was good
(lets forget about client pareting ok?)
northwood helper btw
https://youtu.be/dS-mwjziWpI?si=Gexd7GMFoTsxm_Pb ts and Discover Programm @indigo pasture
Original: https://youtu.be/Elj4zDLqJvw
I LOVE ULTRAKILL GO PLAY IT NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
HERE.
AND.
NOW!!!
that one part from war Without any reasons huh?
Yes
This and last part of music
They fit perfectly together
primitives suck
real
Sadly thats the only thing we can use on servers
and still primitives don't limit much if you master them
There is a song by Italian rapper Fabri Fibra that says a lot about how our country's doing...
For example, this is the chorus (translated):
There are things no one will tell you
There are things no one will give you
You were born and died here, you were born and died here
Born in the country of half-truths.
I made this drawing 5 years ago
space truck
final
I just noticed the text I wrote looks like something from a Slenderman page 😭
i love the sl community
Add a reply…
Undefined aerial strike
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the lift
Everyone is so creative!
Everyone is so creative!
saw
the only word he said after the entire existence of doom was "run."
He had dialogues if I'm not wrong
i remember this was one and only phrases he said
Doom Eternal – All Scenes of Doomguy Talking/Speaking (Doom Slayer’s Voice)
forgot about doom eternal
Naaahhhhgghhgghhgghhhhhhhh
It's poopo in comparison to eternal
with A MINIGUN
30% of dooms esthetic were the combo kills
And they nerfed them so much
i really liked the perry
i played it day one
idk if they did any updates
so
Absolutely!
Now become my friend
He
My Events Made People Traumatised - ( SCP : SL )
Feedback is always needed, and very much appreciated
Previous Video : https://youtu.be/faGiRH1Fmck
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Discord username : dracosiayer
#scp #scpsl #dr...
Fish react dracoslayer rn
Im still traumatised
Uh oh i think i fucked up

I love that dude
How the hell does he keep dissapearing?
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSSS
@midnight swift do you confirm?
Depends on what
99% of the stuff is done by me
just the stuff i really don't know how to do i let the ai do it
security etc... database its done by me
Obviously this stuff should be done by hands
GitHub agent is so goated
I mean if i ask the ai
How can i center a div thats not going to cause issues you know?
Honestly codex and Chatgpt
are actually good
is anyone not able to connect to the central server
Does it run vm to test the code
Yes
🍴
!status
gta6 is awesome fr
I think it might just be you. Are you getting any error ?
I have the same problem, it's saying connection failure (check console for details)
just an auth error
I love looking at the process of how the ai goes with solving problems
Especially when it has access to vm
it signs the auth ticket, tries to connect to the auth server and fails
Check console
?
I also have the error saying connection failure any ideas how to fix this?
Same
F
i think the servers are fucked up because i even tried with discord auth and is still the same
hi
Bruh I need to get my daily dose of SCPSL!
I'm mentally unstable mods fix
Yeah Auth broke here too
Strange
this situation should be handed over to DEA
nah auth is bugged
HANK!!!!!
Status monitor says no. But I wouldnt trust that clanker
this is all your fault
is scp sl going through an update rn
my friends auth just working whitout au issue
?
Im sorry Mr. Miniwave

A truly generous ruler
benevolent
off topic but i wanna find songs like mercury by steve lacy because it feels so familiar but i can't put my finger on what has that similar brazilian-ish music and the kinda downcast but energetic feel it has

Bruh if this doesn't get fixed right now imma bout to say || CLANKER || to each and everyone of you.
Mods, bonzo is in my room again
!status
central servers are down?
same
server problems?
the server i play none of them have this problem
yes
blame goodman
!status
all his fault
because you would have already been verified before
i dont really know
resently i having lag and authentic issue but i have like 20 30 ping
lebron james
Is there a problem with the server?


SCP servers down?
It breaks my heart that the server keeps failing and failing.
It takes like 10 minutes
it's over
How do I fix it
!status
dang
can we read chat?
but the server list signature is invalid
How to fix this error
restart ur game
wtf bro
all of u
restart game and steam
it got fixed
I started it but it didn't work
i cant links to gra2
How 2 fix error with sl, 096 keep
Killing me
do it again
read the chat
Hmm... They're all normal, but I wonder if they can't connect.

Should I do it until it gets fixed?

its fixed now
1 more restart should be fine
is the "private beta" giveaway permenet?
wtf am i reading
now they really work
delete of the game plis
There's no giveaway going on. Could you elaborate what you mean by this?
it was long time ago
127 update
wow that is a long time ago
i still have it
but nah, betas only work for that version
so newer betas would require new key
aw man
🔑
🔐
14.0 beta
why dont i see any servers
restart the game
oki doki
Restarted it and it works now!!!
would the giveaway returned ?
it got fixed
There will be an announcement for it at some point.

@upper raven @mortal crypt
Eww dl2?
Have you tried vnc tower death from above?
Also dying light the beast is goated and i dont think you need to play dying light 2 to understand it but its good that you play DL2
Since there is few things i dont wanna spoil
dl2 is alright
oh yeah?
Im not a shit player at DL so i know how to move fast in the world and even with no stamina for parkour i got shitted on
Yeah bro
Do you think im glazing or lying lmao
jovix televisual
Hi john miniwave :'D
Volatiles are faster then you and smarter you will not stand a chance even with beast mode enabled
They actually cooked even that i seen some "haters" complain about it but who gives a fuck man

how to play
You double click on the game icon, go to servers, hit the little triangle and play the game
i am new player

thanks
dont act dumb
Yeahhhh he'll be fineeeee
Testing the Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 GPU performance in Dying Light The Beast at 4K, using the High settings which are the maximum settings in the game, DLSS and Multi Frame Generation!
⏱ Timestamps ⏱
Intro, Specs, Stuff - 0:00
4K Max / DLAA - 0:24
4K Max / DLSS Q - 5:12
4K Max / DLSS P - 9:52
4K Max / DLAA - 13:17
4K Max / DLSS P - 14:10
4...
Everyone is so enthusiastic
sure
It actually runs well i dont why some people still want games like this in ps4 and xbox one
Let me give you a little tip for playing the game
when my players found a new player:
Look at this screenshot for example, when youre in the game, if youre the blue person holding the gun in this image you kill the orange person, if youre the orange person then....YOU FUCKIN RUN and dont go toward the blue people
Dont worry we will help you
Do you know the basics of scp secret laboratory?
evil
i do not know
Where’s that RoN clip of a guy running at the player with a knife in a very long hallway and the guy switches his SMG from single shot to full auto
may be i play your game before
Oh i see so in scp secret laboratory you play as multiple different classes you go the orange and yellow classes those classes are meant to escape the facility and the red classes must prevent them, Red is SCP , Orange is D class , Yellow is Scientist
Im actually just typing on two computers at once
Jovix is my alt
nah i dont believe you
Your objective is to escape you must find a machine called 914 in there you can upgrade your card and escape
you're jovix's alt
Have you seen me and goodman talking at the same time?
right now
Yeah because i used my alt goodman
Dw bro i got this, if you are orange, kill the yellow, blue and grey people and help the green people, if youre yellow grey or blue kill the orange and green people, and if youre red kill everyone
W sigma
I think jovix is the alt
i see
Nah goodman is my alt
There’s a bug where the guards insta kill md
fardo i think you're the alt

This server is fake i cloned it the original server is long gone by this time
All northwood staff members are my alts
CAN YOU GO TO ROOM CHAT HELP ME
I joined discord in 2019, i made your account in 2023
server room
we killed it
good
new server room is way worse
this is a good thing
Balright goodman is aware i have to kill him
Cant believe that capybara drains all my performance
Capus barro
Why would I say this?
you would think that
Capybaras have like 4 faces dude
Ask mikel i think he made it
Its pretty cheap to render
the lion does not concern himself with faces
The lion does not like 079
Runneth thy pockets bitch
well i suggest you to find a tutorial on youtube, where got tons of that and some of them are amazing
This is the capybara polygon count
Hold on i know exactly which one to send
the lion enjoys the 096 chair
That scientist like… not again. This is like the third time
he wishes to see it returned
[ (Edit): This video is very outdated. Only the first 7 minutes or so will have any reliable or useful information. The rest of it is mostly a historical documentary now lol ]
It took a lot longer than I thought but my new guide is here. (So it's clear, it didn't take 2 years lol. I started this in November and postponed it between March and Ju...
nice old tutorial

Old but still works

Pretty outdated
He has a slightly more up to date playlist of guides somewhere
outtttttdateeeeee
you're outdated
Still running 2024 hardware :(
We do a little bit of trolling
I must self destruct
When allusions 2025 scpsl guide
Kill him please
go help him as the Chaos
when Mechasolaris 2025 scpsl guide
will scpsl official guide release before gta6
When your blood fall out
If you see how this scene would look in unity you will lose it
The game already will have like 500 gizmos in view of that scene along side the blood decals
What the freak is deepwell?!?!
a deep well ig
Lore!?!?
I reckon you can have an entire 22 page essay on SL lore
Oh hey no embed 😭
And an entire server of lore
I forgot I still SUCK in this server
Loreman
Oh no
Come on bruh you should know better i gotta do it now
I'm very close to level 5 I think
NOOOO
Is it actually level 10
Clown on him

Fuckkk
gonna enjoy my tea
Just keep talking about lore. You’ll get there in no time 
I dont think the officer is ok
No I won't I know nothing
He’s just sleeping
Can we get a doctor to look at that
We must fix that
049
It's not broken I don't want to fix it
"Everyone here is jumping me dawg STEP OFF"
Hubert how could you
Read all of this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y_l85AMeuvNb6WenjFWG-zmafrSHYmGbSMNSGOuGaNk/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
Comprehensive Lore Document of SCP:SL Last Updated: 23/08/2025 By Goodman If you find any mistakes or have any feedback, feel free to comment on the the file or contact me in the Official Secret Laboratory Discord Server (@goodman_the_user) Notes: Document uses DD/MM/YY for all dates [Source] re...
There’ll be a quiz afterwards
oh yeah goodman
when will we see the new version
do you mind beta reading something for me
you could as well if you want
Beta reading
is it good?
Is the game down for anyone else?
!status
they're backup squads sent in after main squads deploy
its like
literally what cassie says when they spawn in
Why game no worky?
😔
I was winning as MTF
Why
why?
Its friday
why only 60 fps tho
because its a containment breach
Why
because the scps broke out of containment
Wdym?
scp sl has breached Containment
No
I dont mind
Why ONLY 60 fps
because thats the premise for the game spetsnaz
Like why emphasize it
shut up
In main menu fps is locked to 60
thats like the lowest a pc can have these dazs
Why scp breaks containment

Even if you have v sync disabled
spam
Good question
SPAM WARNING
is the scp sl down
Yeah no, not SL, lowest SL has is 3
YOU ARE IN TROUBLE NOW MISTER
i set them free
I AM A SPAM
steam auth down
Scp discussion is more peaceful then this chat
steam auth down
MORE SPAM
Hello steam auth down
YOU ALL ARE IN BIIIIIIIG TROUBLE NOW
@half venture Don't spam here please
so why rely on steam auth





